i did the whole kaveh hangout and it was perfect, but the part i most come back to is when kaveh’s mom met alhaitham’s parents and was like “these guys are so fucking boring and weird, i don’t think we’ll be friends” when, if they had lived, they would have been her son’s in-laws
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i’m getting unique dialogue from demetrius, sam, and maru after marrying sebastian that i’m 90% sure wasn’t there before, god this is so good. maru being like “this means we’re brother and sister now!” while smiling made me so happy lol
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there’s something so funny about phil tagging his posts with #dan and phil . like you ARE dan and phil wdym #dan and phil?¿?¿ he’s just like us fr
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Personal take but totally inspired by the ff Fine Line by the amazing @firstdragonlady
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h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work
unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion
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They’re Cooking on Twitter
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Maybe I’m okay with it if Hirano never traditionally “loves” Kagi. Or anyone. Maybe it never will turn into the same kind of love Kagi feels. Kagi is nevertheless such a source of inspiration and strength and comfort to Hirano. Even if he never feels a desire to touch or get married or whatever. Maybe he does it because Kagi asks and he loves making Kagi happy most of all. He wouldn’t seek it if not asked. But Kagi is always asking. And he knows it makes Kagi happy. Does anyone see the vision. Do you understand. Maybe kagi will be okay with it if Hirano never “loves” him the same way Kagi loves him. Because he knows how Hirano works and he knows how Hirano cares. And he knows he is unique to Hirano. He knows Hirano wouldn’t do these things with anyone else. And that’s still love in its own way.
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I inadvertently starting f/oing chef kawasaki he’s literally never a done a good thing in his life and he’s not above cooking children a kinda need him
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Hey @thehomelybadger , thank you for breaking my heart
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Imagine being pregnant and thirsting over other men and writing smuts about them. You belong in a brothel for this.
LMAO. I belong in a brothel for being pregnant? I’m single, what do I care for? Please go to hell 😂
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Album redraw part 10
CM Punk as The killers’ “Sam’s town” album
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(Leo speaking to Hephaestus:)
Leo: I used to think I was creative. I used to think I was smart. I used to take pride in the things I invented. But it’s just you, isn’t it? Everything I’m good at, everything I like about myself, it’s just your powers I inherited. If I wasn’t your son, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this. I wouldn’t be good at anything.
Leo: I thought that I had earned this. That I had learned when my mom taught me about machines, that I had built my abilities myself. But it’s all just shortcuts and fakery. It’s just god magic. It’s not real. It’s not mine.
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Who wants buck angst?
Imagine if buck discovers that after the lightening strike he is infertile
And yes I just thought of something angsty so I had to Google and fact check my scenario to see if it’s actually possible and i found an article about a man who fathered a son after being told he would be infertile due to being struck by lightening and in the article it even mentions a fertility specialist who says that there has been low evidence of lightening strike victims being able to have children afterwards
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