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nighttimeebony · 1 year

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I just got into the Percy Jackson series, so here is a collection of my actual thought process while reading the first book that I bothered to write down. So, spoilers for Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief under the cut. I guess.

EDIT: part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

Aww, Percy. Neurodivergent rep, I am fed

Is Mr. Brunner Dionysus? I think Dionysus is a major character in this series. But then what’s the wheelchair for? And Dionysus in mythology doesn’t have a beard like that. Oh! What if he’s actually Hephaestus? That would explain the wheelchair and the bearded old man look.

HOLY FUCK IT’S THE MINOTAUR

HOLY SHIT SALLY’S DEAD WHY

Is that tree on the property line the Olive Tree from the founding of Athens myth? Because Percy is the son of Poseidon?

Percy’s dream has got to be some kind of foreshadowing about Poseidon and Zeus fighting each other. Zeus would be the bird because he’s a sky god, and Poseidon would be the horse because in a really really old myth, Poseidon turned himself into a horse to chase down Demeter. Also, the voice from underground egging them on is definitely Hades, because god of the underworld and all that

Also goddammit, Hades is the villain?? Why????? Goddammit, not again…

Mrs. Dodds was definitely a fury, but she’s called a Kindly One. Wonder what that’s about

There’s some Thing about characters dissolving when they die. Wonder what that’s about

Oh shit. I was wrong. Brunner is Chiron. Interesting. Now the whole teacher thing makes sense

Wow, Dionysus is an asshole in this one. He’s more like his older Orphic version than the newer, modern Dionysus I’m familiar with

Everyone is so in love with Luke it's embarrassing

I just adore how casually neurodivergent Percy is. All the jokey references to Dyslexia and ADHD, I just—I love it so much. And I love that it actually is dyslexia and ADHD. And that apparently all the half-bloods are dyslexic and ADHD too. We love to see it.

Oh my God, I love all of these children so much.

HOLY SHIT AUNTY EM IS A GORGON

I WAS RIGHT

I find it amusing that Hermes named the activation password for his magic shoes after his mother

I wonder what Persephone's like

Grover's gonna be the friend to betray Percy, isn't he? He better fucking not be. I love him. If Grover's the Traitor MHA-style, I'm gonna riot

One difference between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson (the characters) is that Harry marvels at every new instance of magic. But after Percy learns about the magic system, he just stops giving a shit. Once he learns that magic is real, he is surprised by absolutely nothing and does not question the irrelevant stuff, like Annabeth's invisibility hat, or how the fuck a ballpoint pen can turn into a sword.

Percy is such a sassy, sarcastic little shit and I love him so fucking much.

ECHIDNA

"Isn't that a kind of anteater?" I love this child

*Percy wondering what all the mirrors are for in the Tunnel of Love*

Me: "It's gotta be a kink thing."

*While Ares and Aphrodite were smooching with each other they could look at their favorite person: themselves*

Me: "Called it."

Wait……. Is the traitor Luke????? He's like the only other "friend" Percy has

Thank God Hades isn't the bad guy

Aw, I wanted to see Persephone. Don't worry, Percy, I'm disappointed too

You know what, from now on, anytime a protagonist has to live with an abusive parent figure, the only resolution I will accept is turning that bitch to stone and selling him on the black market.

Thank God Percy can have a nice, stable home life with his mom in between rounds of risking his life.

I'm so on-board with Percabeth, and this friend group as a whole

I FUCKING CALLED IT! LUKE WAS THE TRAITOR!

Thank God the characters in this book have a fucking brain. Percy's an impulsive little chaos gremlin, but he's not an idiot.

I'm kind of curious to see what the shipping side of the Percy Jackson fandom looks like, cuz Percabeth is great, and I'm pretty sure that's the main canon pairing, so I'm curious….

Honestly, I can't wait for Percy and Annabeth to start dating. I'm so excited to see what their relationship will be like in a romantic context

I love this book and I want more immediately.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the lightning thief #pjo #pjo spoilers #i guess?#percy jackson spoilers #annabeth chase #grover underwood #luke castellan #chiron pjo #percabeth #sally jackson #percy jackson the lightning thief

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helly-watermelonsmellinfellon · 11 months

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If my mom and I had a podcast... *Lower Your Volume*

What started this? I was mentioning how in my fic, The Consort Tournament, Dumbledore dies acknowledging his many mistakes, but still manages to be a dick as he goes by refusing to use the name Voldemort prefers. And I was saying how that feels in-character even in my story's AU.

Mom agreed. And then this happened. I missed about 3 minutes of her rant because it didn't occur to me to record. And then it cut off when something popped up on my tablet's screen and stopped the recording, but she'd kept going for another minute.

It was funny af though!

Transcript:

Mom: -Piece of fucking shit! Because let me tell you something, anybody tried pulling that shit with my kid, I ain't having it, you ain't having it, we ain't having it!

Me: *laughing*

Mom: And I don't understand what the adults in that fucking story are thinking! This son of a bitch-! Absolutely power corrupts absolutely! And he was corrupted from Day 1!

Me: *laughing*

Mom: Don't be telling me he wasn't boning fucking Grindelwald, that he was like little Mr. Light & Sunshine then either! Oh, absolutely not! Oh, the hell the fuck no! No, he was not.

Me: *snickering*

Mom: He was a manipulative piece of shit! Absolutely. And I think he orchestrated the circumstances so that he could get into a fight with him, and then beat him, so everybody could *pats her own shoulder* him on the fucking back. Then everybody kissing his ass, giving him- Hey, have this! Rule over us! Hey! Do this, rule ov- fucking manipulative, lying sack of shit.

Me: *cackling*

Mom: I WOULD TAKE MY CHANCES WITH VOLDEMORT ANY EFFIN DAY! You know why? Cuz what you see is what you get? He's a Slytherin to the core. He's the Heir if Slytherin! He's a fucking Dark Lord and proud of it! He don't like no muggles, he don't like muggleborns! He is-He's not even a Pureblood, but he likes to think in his head that he is. But at least- at least you know here's an asshole and this is what you're gonna be dealing with. But NO! Dumbledore's like, 'Oh, I'm just so bright and sunshine and love and all that!' FUCK! While you're rotten to the core, planning the death of a child! That's not even yours!

Me: *snorting*

Mom: What a fucking piece of shit! ISTG, I have so much hate in my soul for that piece of shit! Seriously!

Me: *wheezing*

Mom: There's so many times I wo- I would have just inserted myself into that storyline and say, 'Hey, Harry, come here, pal! We need to have us a discussion. Because there's something wrong about this Headmaster who isn't your ANYTHING taking a little too much interest in you, and that's creepy. That's fucking creepy! Because in the real world, if there's an adult taking that much interest in a child and pulling 'em in the office all the time and doing all the I- we'd all be thinking the same thing, wouldn't we? Yes, we would! Fucking creepy!

Me: *still wheezing*

Mom: I would sneak Harry out of there and like, and I would've like, gone across the ocean, and we would've gone to fucking- I don't know, Ilvermorny or something! I would not let him stay in that area! And what the hell? Jus-

Me: *coughing*

Mom: Where the hell does Dumbledore pull it out of his ass - PULL-IT-OUT-OF-HIS-ASS - that Harry absolutely HAS to die, so that Voldemort could die? Did you even try and alternative? No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You absolutely did not.

Me: *choking*

Mom: You just planned the poor kid's death. His life isn't miserable enough, let's make it even worse! Fucking piece of shit! I- I- I don't know if you can tell but I hate him.

Me: *cackling*

Mom: I hate him more than I hate Umbridge and I hate Umbridge. I hate him. I ha- I hate them both more than I hate Voldemort. I actually like Voldemort because I prefer people who are straight up and he's straight up asshole! And he knows it!

Me: And a bitch!

Mom: He let's you know it!

Me: He's a drama queen. He's a bitch! And he's proud of it!

Mom: Everybody knows it.

Me: Takes a whole fucking chapter to brag about how great he is!

Mom: *claps her hands* He- He loves to monologue. He's loves to talk about how incredibly intelligent he is, how incredibly powerful he is... But you know where he's coming from.

Me: *snorts*

Mom: He ain't gonna come outta yo- nowhere and say, 'Oh well, listen, I planned your death btw.' No. Nope. Uh-uh. Nope. No. Nah. Voldemort, you know what to plan for. Dumbledore, that lying, two-piece sack of fucking saggy ass shit!

Me: *wheezing again*

Mom: Tell me I'm wrong!

Me: *giggling* No, the funniest thing is- I'm always writing posts about how much I hate him, but damn man, you've been going for 4 minutes! And that's only when I started recording. You were already going before that! *cackling*

Mom: I jus- I can't stand him. Every-story! And even- Even if I read a story where he's supposedly a good guy, which to me is really stretching it because I don't view him as a good guy, I view him as a fucking lying menace!

Me: *cackles*

Mom: Anybody! Anybody who plans a child's death! 'Oh, and let's- let's then withhold- let's withhold important information involving said child!' *coughs*

Me: Yeah, I'm salty about the Sirius thing, cuz if he ju- if he'd just been like a little up front about it, Sirius wouldn't have had to die, I'm just saying!

Mom: That was planned!

Me: I'm so mad!

Mom: *unintelligible words* You what- He would have had- If he would have lived with Sirius, he would have grown a backbone. He would have become more self-sufficient. He would have known what his expectations are as uh- you know, as an Heir of- Potter. He would have known what he should-have-known, if he had grown up in the wizarding world.

Me: And he wouldn't have such a weird relationship with the memory of his parents.

Mom: And also, the sad fact is, because he wouldn't have grown up in an abusive- ev- I- neglecting people and starving them and knocking into- into fuckin- that's- that's abusive!

Me: Uh! Yes! And hitting him with a frying pan!

Mom: He wouldn't have grown up abused! And therefore, he wouldn't have clung to the first person to show him some consideration.

Me: God, man.

Mom: And that's not really consideration when you take in the fact that that dumb fucking ugly ass son of a bitch PLANNED HIS DEATH! How can you look somebody in the eye, look a child in the eye, knowing that you planned their death?!

Me: Or in HBP when he was like, 'I knew it was gonna be rough for you.' Bitch, WHAT?! *CACKLES*

Mom: Bitch! Bitch, bend over, I'll show you what's rough. That ain't fucking right. That ain't fucking right!

Me: *MINOR WRETCHING FROM LAUGHIGN SO HARD*

Mom: You're getting me all fired up!

Me: I DIDN- I DIDN-! *laughing* It wa- I was talking about fanfic and it ended up on thi- *giggling*

Mom: Yeah! Just the very mention of tha- I hate him. I just- I abho- I abhor him. I would rather be locked in a room with your father!

Me: OH MY GOD!

Mom: -Than have to deal with Dumbledore. I fucking hate people like that!

Me: Deadass! *sniffles*

Mom: Dumbledore ain't not Gryffindor btw, he's a Slytherin.

Me: Yeah, and not the good kind either!

Mom: No, not the good kind. Not the good kind. Like I said, I will take my chances with Voldemort any day.

Me: Yeah. I'd take Slughorn over Dumbledore no matter how weird Slughorn is.

Mom: I can't stand Slughorn but that's because he's creepy.

Me: Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mom: And he's not like, a malicious- He's just literally, just- his mind is just like, where- what-who- who has the connection that can help me? It's not like, 'Hey, Harry, I planned your death already!'

Me: The funniest thing is that Slughorn and Dumbledore are both collectors. It's just that, you know, Dumbledore's collection is- *cuts off*

#humor #anti dumbledore #Flame & Melon Audios

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revisms · 5 months

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NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE PROMPT LIST - PART 1.

prompts taken directly from the transcript of the musical - please go support starkid and their work! this list covers the first two songs of the musical and the surrounding scenes.

PROLOGUE.

" Help! Somebody help me please! "

" Wait’ll you get a load of this mess. "

" I leave Chicago cuz of the blood and guts, and what do you know? They got ‘em here too. "

" That’s not all. Killer left a little love note for us. Penned in his victim’s blood. "

" We’re a little out of our depth! "

" Jesus… How the hell did this happen?"

HIGH SCHOOL IS KILLING ME.

" The nightmare started there but now has spread. "

" Someone comes for me, I'm unprepared. "

" You can’t cut through all the tension. "

" It’s a hell on earth you know, "

" It’s a cruel and unusual brutality, "

" I'm so fucking dead! "

" I was up so late last night, "

" And I can survive it for only so long! "

" And I’m just realizing, I’ve never introduced myself. "

" We’re friends. Aren’t we? "

" I don’t know. Are we? "

" I got left behind this morning. Bus driver’s a fucking asshole. "

" Please. Don’t you wanna help me out? "

DETENTION.

" That little snitch! "

" I don’t need this kind of attention. "

" So you don’t want to be bullied? "

" No! I want to be invisible. "

" Then why do you come to a public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bowtie? "

" Ugh. I’d rather starve to death. "

" You’re, like, famous! "

" This outfit is a tapestry of my trauma. It is designed to provoke as little teasing a possible. "

" Huh. I didn’t know you were funny. "

" I can’t let him see me talking to you! "

" Who are you running from? "

LITERAL MONSTER.

" You’re not him you’re a loser, "

" It’s best to drop and play dead, "

" You better leave your hopes behind, "

" No one's gonna stop him, "

" You better hope you're out of sight "

" Never look in the eye, "

" He's a literal monster! "

" I swear to god he has fangs, "

" No one to blame if there's no accuser. "

" I've gotta get to remedial algebra. "

" Meaning I’ve gotta walk through this hallway. And I don’t need you stinkin’ it up. "

" Well, there’s a difference between intent and impact. "

" I think for this hallway infraction, I’m gonna have to issue a Flick-It Ticket. "

" Sorry. I’m fresh outta your favorite food. "

" She’s, like, uh… a total two-bagger! "

" Nobody, and I mean nobody, talks that way… about [muse name]. "

" You don’t know me very well, do you? "

" I know behind closed doors, repressed chicks are the biggest freaks. "

" Watch some porn, you'll see. "

" Don't call me that. "

" I'm the reason you run and hide. "

" You all look disappointed, "

" So keep on judging me, "

" That comes with infamy, "

" You can watch as I rise! "

" I will claim what is mine. "

STEPH, MAYOR LAUTER AND MISS TESSBURGER.

" This is politics, learn to multitask! "

" We are within the margin of error, and you are doing everything you can to fuck things up! "

" It's like you don't care about this campaign at all. "

" Next time you're going to cheat, do it like a [surname] and don't get caught. "

" I'd like to have an intelligent conversation, if you don't mind. In other words, shut up. "

" There's nothing you can threaten me with. "

" I'll be careful with it. I'll carefully smash it with this hammer. "

" Not even you would do something this evil... "

" It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. "

" I don’t care if you have to lie, cheat, steal, or shock-of-all-shocks: read a book for once in your life. "

more to come!

#rp prompts #roleplay prompts #rp prompt #rp memes #rpc #prompt list #roleplay meme #rp meme #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #hatchetverse

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joyful-soul-collector · 1 year

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The Two Faces Of January

Whatever my reactions are to this, blame @raven-rk they told me to watch it. Also if anyone wants to send me recs of oscar isaac movies to watch (or any movies?? you want my gay ass to react to??) go ahead and suggest em, I'm all ears. You too, can be responsible for an unhinged reaction post

All I know about this movie is the one sentence description on HBO MAX and that Oscar Isaac is in it let's GO motherfuckers

Oop there he is

Oh look its Aragorn

Everything Oscar is wearing rn? slut behavior

OH HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM

Rydal is a cool name, stealing that

Oh he's a sneaky little man

I wish smoking weren't so bad for you, it's so damn aesthetic

Idk why Chester doesn't trust him, I mean he doesn't even know Rydal scammed him with that bracelet

Wait does he not trust him cuz he's a person of color. Is this mf just straight up racist. I wouldn't be surprised but still lol cmon bro

Who's this rando

Nice of him to try and return the bracelet he scammed em with lol

Oh shit we fightin'

Oh damn did he kill him?

Oh fuck yeah he ded

Oof, dad passed away only a MONTH ago? Poor guy

Is anyone gonna tell Colette what the hell is goin' on

KITTY

Love this guy scamming rich people, you go Rydal

KITTY

I enjoy the aesthetic of this movie a lot, lots of yellows and browns, makes the cooler colors pop well

Cool that he knows so many languages! I like Rydal so far, he's interesting

Oop Chester is d r o n k

Hope Chester doesn't still remind him of his dad, cuz then his dad would be an asshole...

Oh the intimacy of sharing a cigarette... Again, really wish it weren't so bad for you

I've said it once and I'll say it a million times over: men are always prettiest when they're a bit disheveled

RYDAL IS SO SWEET LOOK AT HIM HELPING THIS WOMAN OUT OF THE BUS

Oop he knooooows

God that bus is fuckin banger, I wanna turn that into a mobile home

Chester you mf, blackmailing Rydal like this

Oh Colette is adorable

Also Rydal's hair rn... Slut shit. Whore behavior

Rydal you sweetheart, standing up for Collette like that

OH THIS IS THAT MOMENT WHERE EVERYONE SAYS HE LOOKS LIKE JAKE LOCKLEY IN THE TANK TOP

I see it, 100%

Ok I hate Chester but his bedhead is 10/10

Jesus this guy has a real drinking problem

Oop Rydal to the rescue

Shiiiiit their pictures are in the paper

Why does this random kid think she can just take people's sunglasses???

HELL YEAH GET HIS ASS RYDAL

Oh they just walkin there huh

Love Zippo lighters, I can do a couple tricks with those, it's quite fun

BRUH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY'D YA DO THAT

OH SHIT FUCK SHIT IS SHE DEAD??

Ohhhhhhh no....

Wait is Rydal dead too? Did he fuckin kill Rydal? I thought he just knocked him out...

OH GOOD he's okay. He'll be pissed when he finds out about Colette tho

FUCK people saw Rydal leaving those ruins, they're gonna think he did it

Love it when people breathe smoke in the face of someone they hate, fuckin great. ONCE AGAIN, REALLY WISH CIGS DIDN'T KILL YOU

Hell yeah Rydal blackmail the shit outta him

OH SHIT MF ALMOST GOT THROWN OVERBOARD

SHIT fuck shit fuck they're looking for Rydal

Pfft hahaha he's like "if I get caught you're comin' down with me"

Oh damn he called him dad. Yeah his dad must've been right shit then

I forget airports didn't always have nine miles of security to get through

Called it, poor guy had a shit dad

Of COURSE Chester's out here like "forgive your dad everyone expects too much from dads, I hated my dad too"

Hell yeah get tf outta there Rydal

Aw dammit they got him. Hope he can get that confession he needs to be freed

Admit it, do it motherfucker

Ah shit he runnin

OH SHIT THEY SHOT HIM

Dammit I really hope he can get this fuckin confession outta him...

THANK YOU God the one good this Chester does in this whole movie

It's the breaking the cycleeeee, Chester hated HIS shit dad and Rydal hated HIS shit dad so now Chester's gonna be a not shit dad in his last moments mmmmmmmmm

Looks like he really does remind him of his dad in the end. And he went to his funeral in return for the confession

Interesting that he buried the bracelet with Chester instead of Colette. Something something, the immortality of fatherhood and metaphors about breaking cycles and literally burying his previous life and crimes with a man who embodied everything he hated, something something

That was a good movie I quite liked it! Good foreshadowing with the "he reminds me of my dad" comment at the very beginning. Viggo plays a great bad guy. Featuring Slutty Oscar, drunk off his ass Viggo, and poor Kirsten who did not deserve any bad things to happen to her ever, and yet they did

#the two faces of january #oscar isaac #viggo mortensen #kirsten dunst #rydal keener #chester macfarland #colette macfarland #marko reacts

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delcakoo · 2 years

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HI EMSSS IM BACK, WE HAVE CLASSES AGAIN NO😭😭 ISTG I HATE WEEKENDS CAUSE LITERALLY ITS NOT ENOUGH AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GO TO SCHOOL. so pissed on why weekends is only a few days. but anyway I badly wanted to request a jungwon!fem scenario where in jungwon notices yn third wheeling to her trio friendship almost everyday and like he notices how distant they are to yn and how they don't include her that much, and that jungwon knows yn is enduring it and not asking help because she's afraid of problems happening because of her and losing the ONLY friends she has. IDK IF THAT MADE SENSE BUT I HOPE IT DID. I put too much details sorry, I have no idea if you reqs are still open so if it isn't that's okay too bb. <33

anyway, so far no ones ruining my day. OH WAIT EMS HOW DO U DROP A FRIEND? LITERALLY I HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM FOR MORE THAN A YEAR. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KICK A "FRIEND" OUT OF MY LIFE. they said if they really want to talk to you they would, BUT THAT IS JUST COMPLETE BS CAUSE LITERALLY THEIR EXCUSE IS: "Oh we don't have to talk, our friendship is too healthy. so even after a few months and we talk like nothing happened then we're okay!🥰" literally, and guess what. I'm in a trio. haha it's pretty obvious that the request i made is about me hahaha😔😔

-m💙

HI MOOONIEEE BRUH IKR. SUNDAYS ARE FR THE WORST MANNN, WE CSN DO IT THO!! IM SORRY TO BE USELESS BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DROP A FRIEND EITHER.. ESP AT SCHOOL LIKE UR ALWAYS GONNA SEE THEM ITS VV HARD 😭

BUT BUT OOOOO, OMG OK HEAR ME OUT MY BRAIN HAS THOUGHT OF THIS ON THE SPOT.

JUNGWON AS LIKE A SUPER SOUGHT AFTER JOCK THAT EVERYONE SWOONS OVER BUT HE’S VERY STRICT WITH WHO HES FRIENDS WITH AND ALWAYS JUST POLITELY TURNS PPL DOWN AND AWKWARDLY RUNS OFF AT EVERY CONFESSION. but then one day he begins to notice you around school and how badly you’re third wheeling your two friends (i assume ur friends r dating or smthn?) EITHER WAY LIKE YEAH HE NOTICES HOW THEY’RE KINDA LEAVING YOU OUT (bro doesnt even know your name yet but he feels so bad for you).

so then one day he suddenly goes up to you at your locker and just. “hey, wanna be my girlfriend?” AND YOU JUST CHOKENEJNDKJ THEN HE CHOKES TOO AND HES LIKE. “that came out rlly wrong- okay i meant do you want to fake date to get back at your friends and give them a taste of their own medicine cuz like- it looked like you needed help and stuff but like u totalyl dont have to i sound rlly stupid rn but-”

SO YOURE JUST LIKE. WHO TF R U. okay but this is a great idea and you’re hot as fuck so lets do it THEN THE NEXT DAY UR FRIENDS SEES U TWO TOGTHER AND JUST 😁😃😯😧😱😱😱😱😱 AND SO U KEEP UP THIS FAKE DATING ACT BEING RLLY MUSHY WITH JUNGWON STRAIGHT UP SMOOCHING AND CUDDLING IN FRONT OF THEM but then you slowly begin to realise that YOURE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR HIM AND YOU’RE LIKE fuck this cold mysterious sport boy would never like me back wtf but LITTle do you know jungwons heart is going boom boom TOO and is quietly mourning abiut the fact that the only time he’s allowed to kiss you is in front of THOSE TWO ASSHOLES. ANDHFJFN EVENTUALLY UR FRIEND NOTICES SMTHNS UP AND ASKS WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND YOU JUST BREAK AND TELL HER EVERYHTING AND SO SHE HELPS U COnfesS TO JUNGWON FOR REAL THIS TIME AND THEN HAPPILY EVER AFTR WOOOOOO

i. i jsut came up with all of that on the spot LMFOAOO THATS WHY ITS SO BAD IM SORRYRHFH but i promise moonie if i have time i’ll write this for real JSHDJDN THANK U FOR THE REQ 😭💗💗 💘💜💘

#delcakoo #m anon #WOULD YOU GUYS WANT ME TO WRITE THIS FR 😭#CUZ. I WILL. you all know how i feel about jock!enha #my biggest weakness fr #and fake dating is such a fun trope tbh tbh #jungwon imagines #jungwon fics #yang jungwon imagines #yang jungwon scenarios #jungwon scenarios #yang jungwon

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lovinkiri · 3 years

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Can I request nsfw head cannons of Sero, Mirio, Aizawa, and Dabi getting hit by a truth quirk that makes them only say what’s on their mind with no hesitation? Including the dirty thoughts about the reader and the things they want to do to her? Unlike most stories, the reader is shook when they say some unfiltered shit but cuz she likes em back, she’s like “Shidd, blow my back out later then 😉”

(I’m projecting a bit here but I would be flattered if a hot guy tells me how nasty he wants to be with me 🌚)

Dirty Truth

Author's Thoughts: Shhhhhiii- I like the way you think, hun 🤤

Warning: Dirty talk, groping, suggested breeding, suggested bondage, suggested spanking, cursing, suggested hair pulling, etc.

Hanta Sero

Okay let me tell you

Boi is confused

He comes home disoriented

Why did he just call Bakugou an asshole?

Why did he just go on an hour long rant about Monoma?

What it the quirk? It had to be.

He wouldn't know.

He left before he could find out, too confused.

But when he came home to you walking around the house practically naked-

MmmMMmm

"Sheeeesh.."

You laughed, not thinking much of it

"Like what you see?"

"Tell me about it. Maldito dios, estas caliente.."

(Translation: "Fucking God, you're hot")

You're eyes widened, caught off guard.

But you wrapped your arms around his neck and smiled

"Someone's straightforward today."

"I promise I'm more action than talk tonight."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm. Gonna fuck you, breed you so good. And you'll take it so well, I know you will. Always feel so good squeezing around me."

He had no idea why he was saying all this

But he was???

Not that you minded.

It was just..

Surprising.

Then your phone went off.

You pull away to grab it from the couch and answer.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Y/n! Just wanted to let you know that Sero and Mina got hit with a truth quirk so he might seem a bit.. unfiltered."

"Ah.. That explains a lot. Thank you so much Midoriya."

You hang up and look at Sero.

"Mr. Truth Quirk, let's get you to bed."

"... Wanna leave hickeys on your tits so bad."

You definitely blushed.

"Um.. Maybe later? Let uh.. Let's go."

Mirio Togata

You were trying to be careful, you were!

But your foot got caught as you were running and you slowed down.

And that's when the villiain tried to take the shot.

Good thing? Mirio was able to save you.

Bad thing? He saved you by jumping in front of you and taking the shot.

The blast from the shot sent him tumbling into you.

"Oh my god, Mirio! Are you okay?"

Mirio slowly looked down at you.

"I.. I always thought you'd look good under me but.. Wow.."

Your eyes widened and your cheeks definitely got hotter.

"M-Mirio?"

"Love the way you say my name, wanna hear you scream it.."

From behind him, you watched as Tamaki grabbed the criminal with his tentacle, yeeting her into the distance.

Mirio took your chin and forced you gaze back where it belonged.

On him.

"Only look at me. Haha, unless you want a spanking?"

Your mouth hung agape at the suggestion.

Not that it was wrong.

Its just..

He smiled so innocently when saying it too.

"Exactly. Good girls good my tongue. You're a good girl, right?"

You almost nodded.

Or maybe you did.

You weren't really thinking straight.

Or at all.

Tamaki jogged over.

"A-Are you guys- OH IM INTERRUPTING"

You quickly shook your head as best as you could.

"NO NO YOU'RE NOT"

It wasn't long after that, you'd found that Mirio was hit by a truth quirk.

And the thought of everything Mirio said to you being genuine made you melt.

Mirio winked at you before being pulled away for further examination.

"Um.. Does it affect his actions too?"

The doctor shook her head.

"No, I don't believe so."

You'd have to visit Mirio later.

Shouta Aizawa

Mans mouth is dirty

And he knew what he was doing.

But he also knew you wanted him too.

What better way to confess his feelings?

So he had no issue cornering you in the staff room.

The door was unlocked but he couldn't care less.

The only important thing was the way you looked at him.

"I want to ruin that innocence."

"Azaiwa.."

"Shouta. I want you to call me by my name."

"S-Shouta, are you sure you wanna tell me all this?"

You knew he liked you, and you liked him

But you still wanted yo respect his privacy

Not that he seemed to care

"God, the way you say my name is almost sinful. You look so cute playing with your hair like that. Almost makes me wanna pull it."

Your eyes went wide and your hands froze in your hair.

"Y-You wanna p-pull.."

He smirked and leaned down close.

"Pull you back onto my cock and use you like a fuck toy. You'd like that though."

You can't help but nod, speechless.

He moves closer and his lips almost catch yours, but he moves away.

Leaving you leaning forward.

"I want to hear you say it."

"... Y-Yes please- I-I mean.. Ahem.. Maybe later. After.. Work?"

You almost face palm.

But Aizawa chuckles.

"You are adorable, you know that? Maybe I could tie you up."

Tie you up?

And were you getting excited?

Well..

The clock's never felt so slow.

Dabi

He got hit with it during some bar fight.

Shigaraki couldn't handle it.

"Have you always been this crusty? Were you born like that?"

He was about ready to kill him.

But he had a smarter idea.

He called you over.

You know, to distract Dabi

Everyone knew Dabi wanted you so this was gonna be interesting

Of course, Shigaraki was fully truthful with you

He said Dabi needed you so he didn't fully lie either

You get there and Dabi immediately whistles

You rolled your eyes, thinking Dabi was just being his flirty self

"Hey, Dabi. Heard you hot yourself in some trouble."

"Damn, you look good today."

You raise an eyebrow.

Had he even heard you?

It didn't look like it.

"Dabi. Hello? Are you listening?"

"No. Not really."

Oh the confidence on this mf.

He watched you cross your arms.

"Agitation looks good on you, dollface."

"Does the flirting ever stop?"

"Not if you're gonna keep looking like that. I mean, shit, gonna make me bend you over."

Thats when you got surprised.

He'd never said anything so outwardly.. Sexual to you.

Just teasing here and there.

So this was..

Different..

"I.. I'm sorry..?"

You watched him in genuine shock.

"Bet you'd like that . Bet you'd love to have me throw you over that counter and fuck you stupid. Bet you'd beg beg me to fuck my cum into that pussy."

"T-That's not-"

"Which hole should I stuff first?"

He puts his hand over your ass and squedzes a bit, pulling you closer.

"D-Dabi!"

You blush, looking down and covering his mouth.

".. N-Not now, everyone can hear you.."

Dabi pulled your hand away.

"So later?"

You huffed and glared at him

His cocky gaze almost seemed predatory.

".. Maybe."

"That's yes."

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #x reader #smut #hanta sero #shouta aizawa #mirio togata #dabi #touya todoroki

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simptasia · 7 years

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fuck, why are so many of the popular bloggers assholes??

#some people make some ''funny'' posts and thousands of people forgive them for being condescending or unreasonably mean #or being bigoted #i've had to block so many of the popular ''humour'' bloggers #it doesn't help because i see their shit on my dash all the time anyways #i'm venting cuz i saw a post from an popular blogger who's an asshole #like they insult ace ppl and poly ppl and otherkin and i can't remember what else #one of many bloggers with a bagillion followers who do/say shit i refuse to tolerate #i mean whatever - y;all do what you want. i'm just saying the people themselves #are dicks #i'm not gonna name any names #because i dont wanna start shit #tho you may see me yelling & ranting on the notes of some big post #because admittedly i overreact to things.#its never unjustified tho #oh also ableism! so many of these people are ableist #and if you call 'em out #they say shit like ''go outside'' and ''get a life'' and other gross shit #like...#i hate that trend #of assholes telling ppl who don't agree with them to ''go outside''#as well as being ableist #they're making assumptions #also a person and their opinions aren't worth less if they don't go outside as much as YOU #it's a fucking repugnant attitude to have #and its fucking so judgemental and condescending #a lot of people in the acephobic side of tumblr behave like this. just all around yucky

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alterrune · 2 years

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SIR, YOU HAVE TO COME HERE NOW!

WHAT IS IT?!

Look at the news, it’s saying that Henry, Ellie, and Violet is hosting a concert.

A concert? But they had no plans for that, and they wouldn’t be able to host one due to the current situation!

Sir, I just pulled up camera feed on the concert, they’re starting it now!

GET DROPSHIPS THERE NOW!

*Aaron and his Dropships arrive at the concert, but it was too late, the entire audiences minds were overwritten, and have turned hostile on their enemies, specifically the GEOGRAM Soldiers, the overwritten audience picks up anything they can use as a weapon*

…

Forgive me for this

*Aaron prepares his spirit and his men sets their weapons to stun, they have to subdue the mind overwritten audience before Aaron and his men are overrun*

Alright men, subdue the audience, but don’t kill them.

Oh my god, Aaron, you blooming genius.

We hadn't even thought of that.

Hopefully this all goes according to plan---

(The door suddenly opens to reveal Alter, standing in the doorway.)

---Alter?! What are you doing here? I thought you needed some time to cool off.

Cool-off time's over. I'm back in the game...again.

(Violet, Henry & Ellie give all give Alter a bear hug.)

Welcome back, cuz. We all missed you, me especially.

Hey, what made you jump back in after all this time?

Hearing that those asswipes set up a trap that was masquerading as a "concert" from the three of you in my name. Those assholes used my name to set up a trap, and I simply won't have it.

Well, we oughta show you some stuff that you missed while you were out.

For the record, you probably ain't gonna like 'em...

#altering the outcome #ato holiday special #ask the ato cast #the colorstreak battalion #alter is back (again)!!!

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christmaximumpunishment · 3 years

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A Mondo Owada/Kazuichi Soda Fic

Monday: Flowers, Festival, Fireworks

Summary: Mondo has a special plan for the school festival, and only the best mechanic in town can help him.

Kazuichi Soda’s heart sank when he heard some rumbling down the street. He only worked the shop for a few hours after school, but it was always this last hour that had all the worst customers. When he finally saw a Kawasaki motorcycle pull into the shop’s parking lot, he knew he’d landed a last-minute headache. It was mostly the heinous pompadour on the driver.

Man, ever since I dyed my hair pink I’ve gotten nothing but punks hanging around me at school. Now I gotta deal with em here, too?

Kazuichi grumbled in his head. He’d seen biker gang-types at school before, but he’d done his best to keep his distance.

People like that...can’t be trusted.

Not wanting to interact any more than necessary, Kazuichi went back to his tinkering and waited for his latest headache to walk into the office next door and order properly. His dad could handle all of the talking.

Mondo Owada pulled up and parked just outside of the shop. Seeing someone working in the shade of the garage, Mondo took two steps away from his bike before squinting to see inside. He could tell someone was there, but they kept working, instead of greeting him. Instead of looking around for an attendant or sign, Mondo shouted across the parking lot. “HEY ASSHOLE, DOES KAZUICHI SODA WORK HERE?”

Kazuichi jumped at the sudden mention of his name. He started to duck under his work bench, but his hand caught a wrench sitting on top. His head tucked under the top of the bench just in time for the wrench to tip off the edge and onto his head with a light, but dense *thwack.*

"Ow!" whined Kazuichi, standing back up and rubbing his head involuntarily. "Who… who wants to know?"

Mondo had wandered a bit closer by now, and could finally make out the mechanic's face under the shade. "Mondo Owada, and what do you mean who wants to…Oh hey, there you are, you son of a bitch! Pink hair, just like they said," Mondo chuckled. "I've been looking all over for you, you little shit."

Kazuichi picked up his assailant wrench and started fidgeting with some metal pieces strewn about his workspace. He was trying not to make eye contact until he could figure out if he was relieved the larger boy was happy to see him or threatened by his abrasive way of talking. "Look man, I don't know who sent you my way, but my dad handles the orders in the office next door. If you got something you need, take it up with him."

"No man, my business is with you. Special order. My buddies told me no grease monkey in town would take this job, expect you. Sounds to me like you've got what I need. So hear me out, man."

Here we go, another punk buttering me up so he can ask whatever he wants of me. I'll probably say yes too, damn it.

Kazuichi tried to stay focused on the *very important* scraps in front of him. He'd have an easier time keeping his nerve if he didn't look the biker in his eyes. They were...a little distracting. And intense, definitely mostly just intense. "Come on man, not like I don’t have my hands full already, you know?” But the mechanic knew it didn't matter. It’s not like he was going to risk a black eye over one job, and with a sigh, Kazuichi caved. “Alright fine, what do you want? Illegal rewiring or something?"

"No, what? I want rockets on my bike, man."

Kazuichi felt those words fly through his skull and come right out the other side. “Wait, what did you just say,” the boy stammered, barely able to contain his optimism.

“Jesus Christ, I said ‘rockets,’ man. Like fireworks? I’m trying to plan a stunt for fuck’s sake. And I heard you were the guy to go to.”

The young mechanic started seeing stars, and briefly questioned how hard he’d hit his head. “A, a motorcycle stunt?! With fireworks?! That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard of!”

The neat but snaggle-toothed grin from the mechanic gave Mondo a pause, before he shot back with a smile of his own. “Well I’ll be damned, so you do have what I need. With a crazy bastard like you with me, I might just pull this off!”

“Yeah, yeah! I can totally think of some ways to rig up some extra gadgets on that ride. This is gonna be so...what, exactly?” The mental image of the muscular biker riding through the sky with streamers and colored smoke trails had become so vivid in the boy’s mind, he’d almost forgotten how little he knew about this plan he was agreeing to. “Sorry, guess I got a little carried away. What’s this all for?”

“You don’t know, man? We go to the same school right?” Mondo shook his head, then sat in an empty stool across from Kazuichi’s workbench. If he was going to have to explain all this, he was going to be comfy. “It’s for the school’s fireworks event in a few weeks. This dipshit in my class got put in charge of the show this year, but he’s got a giant stick up his ass. Said something about how we couldn’t set off anything that was against school regulations. So I say ‘Fuck that.’ If he’s not going to put on a decent show, I’ll do it my-fucking-self. So, are you going to help me, or am I just wasting my fucking time?”

“Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome! No one’s ever asked me to put rockets on something before. Last time I did that, I got smacked for messing with the school’s field striper.”

“That was you? Oh man, that shit was fucking hilarious! All those assholes in the field, running after it and shit? You’re a fucking genius, you goddamn weasel!”

Kazuichi broke eye contact again. This guy had some nerve bringing up one of his mess-ups like that and being so...nice about it. “Well it wasn’t supposed to do that. Not exactly like that anyway. I wasn’t finished yet, okay!”

“Well, I’ll come by a lot to see how it’s going, so there won’t be any doubt from me on how you’re doing,” Mondo said, getting off of the workshop stool he’d helped himself to.

“What, are you nervous I’m going to mess up your bike or something? I know what I’m doing, man! I’m not just some dipshit, you know!”

“No duh, dipshit,” Mondo retorted as he put his hands on his hips, “you wouldn’t be going near my bike if I didn’t think you knew what you were doing. Why do you think I’m all the way out here, talking to your grease-monkey ass? I’m just pumped up, that's all. Shit’s gonna be awesome, you know?”

Does this guy...believe in me? I haven’t even done anything yet, and he’s already excited for my work?

Kazuichi couldn’t help but second-guess his suspicious first impression of the loud, vulgar boy. He was very used to being asked to make and do all kinds of things. But any time he can remember doing something for his father or ex-best friend, any praise for him came much later, much milder, or not at all. “Yeah, you’re right. You’re right! This is gonna be totally awesome! Leave it to me, Mondo!”

Kazuichi stepped out from behind his workbench and stepped closer to Mondo, offering his hand to the other boy. Mondo reciprocated with a smile, and the two boys shook hands enthusiastically. When they stopped shaking, Mondo said, “I can’t wait to see the look on that asshole’s face when we kick the shit out of his lame-ass fireworks show. You’re gonna come with me and watch, right?”

“Of course! No way I’d miss a stunt like that! I gotta make sure it goes off without a hitch.”

“Alright, it’s a promise then!"

With that Kazuichi slunk behind his table again, ready to resume work. To his surprise, Mondo made himself at home on the same stool, rather than making his way out.

After a brief lull in the conversation, Mondo spoke up. "So...uh… what kind of rockets were you thinking? Cuz I got some guys under me that could get us some pretty crazy shit."

"Yeah, you got it!"

"Oh, uh… I'm not quite sure. Honestly I've got some projects to get to before I can work on your bike. You might wanna bring it by tomorrow. I’ll come up with something by then." Kazuichi was a little nervous to be put on the spot, but he wasn't lying. While much of what he'd been nervously tinkering with was junk, he had a pretty sizable to-do list on his clipboard, and only an hour before he'd be reporting in with his dad.

Mondo scratched at the back of his head and said, with less fire than before, “Yeah alright, I’ll get out of your hair then. I’ll see you tomorrow. This Summer Festival is gonna be fucking awesome though!”

“S-Summer Festival?! Wait, your stunt is for the Summer Festival?” Kazuichi began nervously clawing at his beanie. This new realization might have hit his head harder than the wrench did moments ago.

“Yeah, no shit man. What other school event would have fucking fireworks at it? You seriously just now put that shit together?”

“I usually skip school events, so I wasn’t really paying attention to the schedule. But I had plans for this one. I was going to ask Miss Sonia to go with me...” He hadn’t thought about her in a little while, but with how busy he was about to be, the thought of asking the Ultimate Princess out seemed more daunting than normal.

Mondo had been chuckling at the mechanic losing his cool over a silly mistake, but he wasn’t laughing at this. “Fuck that, man. You should’ve thought of that before you made a promise to me. Tell your girlfriend you’ll catch up with her later or something, I don’t fucking care.”

Kazuichi felt all of the anxiety pooling in his stomach rise up at this comment. He snapped back at his new friend, “Miss Sonia’s not my girlfriend, okay?! That festival was gonna be our first date, you know? If she...had time...and wanted to go...with me.”

Kazuichi thought he heard Mondo soften his tone just a little as he scolded back, “Look man, if it means that much to you, fine. Ask this girl out if you think you’ve got a chance... I won’t make you go with me if you don’t want to. But don’t fucking promise that quickly like it’s not a big deal, got it?”

The biker’s words hit surprisingly hard when he lowered his voice. Kazuichi muttered remorsefully, his guilt growing. “Look man, it’s not that I don’t care about giving my word or some shit like that. I just...this could be my big chance! A big festival with an awesome fireworks show *I* helped make? This might finally be my big break! She might actually say ‘yes’ this time!” The mechanic did his best to sound optimistic, but...

God, it sounds so fuckin’ pathetic when I say it out loud.

But what sympathy Mondo had burned away quickly. He leaned forward in his stool and fired off, incredulously, “what the fuck do you mean, ‘this time?’ You mean you already struck out? How many times have you asked this chick out?”

“I don’t know! You think I’d keep track of something like that? Geez, are you trying to make me depressed?”

“Like hell you don’t know! I’ve struck out the past eight fucking times I asked someone out! But you better believe they were eight different people!”

...people? What’s this guy implying? And what’s his problem, anyway?

“Look Mondo, I just...only have eyes for Miss Sonia. I haven’t fallen for any other girls...er...people, since I first saw her. And besides, she could change her mind, right? You can’t say she won’t!”

“It doesn’t matter if she changes her mind, you dipshit. If she said ‘no,’ there’s your answer. Fucking done. If she has second-thoughts later, that’s her fucking business. Leave her alone man. Go find someone else.”

That’s it? Just give the fuck up?

The mechanic was indignant. “Hey man, she’s not just some school girl, she’s a fucking princess! I’d never find someone like her if I gave up now!”

“I don’t care if she’s a princess or the goddamn Prime Minister! She’s a girl who’s not. Fucking. Into you. Jesus man, have a little self-respect! You’re the most capable mechanic in this city and you’re a fucking high school student! You’ve got the second-in-command of the largest biker gang in history asking around town for your mom-and-pop bike shop. You’re seriously gonna grovel on the ground like a fucking pig for people that don’t even like you? Do you wanna feel like a useless piece of shit? Because I can stomp you into the fucking ground if that’s how you wanna feel.” Mondo sounded angry now, and a little hurt. But he didn’t move toward the mechanic. He just burned his stare into the other boy’s eyes.

The gangster was more intimidating now than he had been the entire time he’d been in Kazuichi’s garage, but just this once, Kazuichi kept Mondo’s intense stare. He didn’t know what to say right away.

I just met this guy today, and he’s gonna act like he knows me so well? He’s just another asshole here to kick me while I’m down.

But that feeling didn’t stick. It couldn’t stick. The biker had been loud. He’d been vulgar and aggressive and pushy. But he’d...believed in Kazuichi. Seen him as more than a fuck-up, more than a punk, more than...a pig.

He said he wants to go with me. When has anyone wanted me around, when nothing else needed to be built? Who else has liked me for what I liked or what I was passionate about?

When he did manage to speak, he finally broke Mondo’s stare and looked down at his tools. “What am I...doing, man? You came into my garage, what, twenty minutes ago? And you can already say shit like that to me? How am I supposed to handle another two weeks of you cutting me to my core like that, huh?”

Mondo was ready to snap back, but the slight vulnerability and joking tone of Kazuichi’s words made him rethink speaking too quickly. But eventually he did speak, and his tone hummed with the smile he was forming. “Well, if you can learn to quit being a dipshit, I’ve got no problem easing off of you. You’ve got a lot of good to you, Kazuichi. When you’re not being a dumbass.”

“Well, you’ve got two weeks to help me work on it. Guess it’ll be payback for this special order of yours. And then...we’ll show that festival what the hell the two of us can do.”

“You got yourself a fucking deal, Soda.”

It was a deal neither boy needed to shake hands on or promise to keep.

#danganronpa #mondo owada #kazuichi soda #mondo x kazuichi #kazuichi x mondo #sdr2 #danganrarepairweek2021 #my writing

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evilpol · 5 years

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Nobody asked for this, but I'm doing that again, because I can probably. The screenshoot of him is from fo4 cuz new vegas faces aren't something too pleasant to look at

1. What is your name?

"Sam. Yep, just Sam"

2. Do you know why you're named that?

"Huh, if I knew man. Honestly, I'm not even sure if that's my real name, it was on the paper I had with me when got shot in the head. Or, at least, doc Mitchell said so"

3. Are you single or taken

"Uh, taken. Kinda. Or rather, something in between? Gonna say it's complicated at the moment"

4. Do you have any powers or abilities?

"Maybe. I'm a very lucky bastard, and not only because I survived a fuckin shot in my head

5. Stop being a Mary Sue

"Uh um okaaay?"

6. What's your eye color?

"Grey, with some brown dots. I like it"

7. How about your hair colour?

"Blond"

8. Have any familly members?

"I have no idea. Maybe yes, maybe no, I don't remember a thing. Anyway no one yet came to me claiming to be my kinsman, so well"

9. Oh? How about pets?

"I have Rex. Guess he does counts as a pet, right?"

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like?

"Fiends. I wanna see all of these assholes burning. Or not burning though, I hate fire. Anyway I feel kind of a pleasure shooting them, huh. Other from it, nothing too special. I don't like anything that wants to kill me.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do?

"I like singing when I'm on road. And I believe it even sounds nice"

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

"Yeah, often. Mainly ones who attacked first"

13. Ever... Killed anyone before?

"Obviously, yes. One time I even did kinda bounty hunting for NCR. That didn't finished too well though, but I don't want to talk about that"

14. What kind of animal are you?

"Um, a lot of people told me that I look like a labrador. Well, I have... Not very golden hair and round face... Yeah, I pretty much look like a lab"

15. Name your worst habits?

"I smoke a lot and take chems sometimes. Nothing too much special for wasteland. Also I'm very nervous and can't sit still, always tapping my fingers or legs. Some people find it annoying"

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

"Joshua Graham in the first place, even though christianity still looks really weird for me. King too, and Ulysses. I don't really want to follow any of them or be like 'em, but... I do have a deep respect for them"

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?

"I prefer dudes"

18. Do you go to school?

"I doubt I did"

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

"I love kids. When they stay away and aren't mine. What about marriage... Nah. I don't want to bond myself in any way, it's better for me just to live with my loved one, without any of that formal shit"

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

"Umm, no"

21. What are you most afraid of?

"I'm claustrophobic. I just feel awful in the closed spaces, if not start panicing. That's one of the reasons why I try to avoid vaults."

22. What do you usually wear?

"A trench coat from a NCR armor, shirt, jeans and boots. I don't wear armor, even though that's probably looks weird. I just prefer to be faster, it's easier to hide and run without armor"

23. What's one food that tempts you?

"Chips. And cakes. I fuckin love cakes"

24. Am I annoying to you?

"Nah, I love talking"

25. Well, it's still not over!

"Alright then"

26. What class are you? (low/middle/high)

"Uhh, gonna say I'm between middle and high"

27. How many friends do you have?

"The more, the better. Heh, people love me, and I love having a lot of connections."

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

"I like pies."

29. Favourite drink?

"Beer. Simple and refreshing"

30. What's your favourite place?

"Easily Zion. Maybe it's not my home, but... It's just so peasfully there, ignoring yao-guai and casadors that sometimes want to kill you"

31. Are you interested in anyone?

"I... Don't really want to talk about this"

32. That was a stupid question...

"Yes"

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

" I can't swim, so neither. I don't wanna drown"

34. What's your type?

"Someone smart in the first place, who can hold on the conversation, yanno?"

35. Any fetishes

"...I kinda like men that are older than me"

36. Camping or outdoors?

"Ourdoors. It's better when I can see the sky above me"

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout oc #courier #oc interview

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