#i'm sorry this was so amusing to me

[ineffablyruined]

Aziraphale + Bad Literary Jokes (2/?)

#I'm sorry for how bad these are #but they amuse me so you all have to suffer #incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect omens #good omens incorrect quotes #bad literary jokes #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffablyruined

[chrisrin]

i'm not sorry.

#gemcyt #gemstuck #mcyt #homestuck #hs #su #chris doodles #this design actually goes so hard i'm not sorry at ALL. #i do ACTUALLY have reasoning behind why theyd fuse which is the worst part #the amount of funny parallels between eridan and joel is SO amusing to me #oh to be a loyal pearl to your ocean-based aesthetically designed pink diamond #who would die for them at the drop of a hat #them fusing in a situation where they HAVE to protect pink(s) #it's based on the bond that they both share with their respective diamonds #like they fuse and theyre SOOO overprotective #on guard all the time #etc etc #if both of their diamonds are not Always In Their Sights they Will Go Batshit

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

#sami rambles #sorry but eddie amuses me so much in that scene #aloof secretive resigned eddie diaz just straight (ironic) up begging buck to call him out on his possibly dumb decisions #the conversation is insane #eddie: not gonna say anything?? #buck: its none of my business 🤐 #eddie: you're right its not #buck: i know #eddie: idk why you brought it up #buck: You brought it up #eddie: im not gonna tell u anything buck its none of ur business #buck: that's what i'm saying!!! #eddie: good 😤 so anyway lmfao get this- #LIKE ??? #they're both so deeply pathetic in s2 #why do they swap personalities for a scene and act like their about to die under the weight of their big man crushes #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie

[depressedcitron]

How they are towards each other in front of people vs when they're alone together

#harry potter #hp fanart #marcus flint #oliver wood #percy weasley #adrian pucey #terence higgs #flintwood #same dialogue different feels #those snakes in the background sure know something 👀 #higgs just rolling his eyes sighed #perce is tired of flintwood's shit #pucey is amused #i'm cackling because this reminds me of that 'don't test me hoe' vine lol #i'm so sorry pls forgive me #fanart #doodle #my art

[canisalbus]

I'm sure you get this a lot but because my cousin and I love that one Danny Trejo action comedy, I always have to snap my brain into the right position when I read Machete's name. Maybe I should draw them both chilling

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#I do get it a lot #people have been comparing him to that Danny Trejo character for 13 years #on monthly or these days weekly basis #sorry if I'm about to sound surprisingy pissy and bitchy and petty in the tags of your ask in particular #please don't think I'm not upset with you specifically #but I've been told this same thing three times this week alone and it's only wednesday #and it kind of stopped amusing me a long while ago I'm sorry #I know people mean well and find it funny #but having your longtime deeply personal oc continuously compared to some other unrelated fictional character #just because they happen to share a name #wears you down eventually #I never respond to them because I don't want to come across as needlessly nasty and overly sensitive #over something as utterly trivial as this #but if I never give even a slightest hint that I'm not particularly delighted by it anymore #I'm afraid it's going to just go on indefinitely #answered #rancidslime #I've thought about changing his name numerous times over the years just so I wouldn't have to hear about Danny Trejo anymore #but he's been called Machete for 16 years so it's not easy to let go of that name

[bleaksqueak]

While i work I've been listening to an LP of the Telltale Walking Dead Games (the ones with clementine, I do not care about the others lmao). Ages ago when I played these I was well aware/amused that part of season 2 takes place in Parker's Crossroads/Parker's Run because I grew up right next to it and the detail stood out to me. But I never caught the line of "We'll head to parker's run. It's just up the road from here" until just right now. So I had a sort of "wait, where the fuck are they supposed to be right now?" (search)

ARE YOU SHITTING ME LMAO So by process of elimination, since it's the only city with anything even remotely resembling a large home supply store, that would mean they're in my literal hometown. My tiny hometown in the middle of nowhere that's never in anything that barely anyone knows of. How in the fuck lmao

#shut up pu #random stuff #I guess Howe's would be our Co-Op #I moved away forever ago but my brain often still returns to that tiny town. the biggest city in henderson county. lmaoo #Did they just randomly pick a place on the map for the location... parker's crossroads/run surprised me but it's at least more of a thing #i'm upset with myself for never picking up on that before #sorry telltale but we never had a comic book store you have to go all the way over to the next county for that #also your geography's wrong it's east tennessee that has mountains #west tennessee is all hills #i'm being nitpicky but it's out of amusement #of all the places to end up in a zamboni apocalypse #my poor girl clem lucky she made it out at all #lmao I strongly dislike this series all BUT these games with clementine #and I love her so much #goes to show what a good likable character can do #anyway I'm upset that you don't get to go raid the dairyqueen in season 2 #maybe this is an odd thing to post about but I literally come from a #“the nearest starbucks is 40 minutes away” level of tiny nowhere town #and playing this game when it first came out only to realize this detail about a decade later made me spit my drink out

[narratively-doomed]

dialogue taken straight from kaveh's old sketchbook:

#genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #kaveh #pathetic kaveh #redesign #he is so funny to me #it's been a week since i first saw this little snippet of his character story & i still laugh every time i think about it #his dramatic ass #i love u kaveh i'm sorry for finding ur suffering amusing #my art

[steakout-05]

ok so i was in the shower one time and my brain trailed off and i just started imagining what if the Enterprise got a distress signal that has been sent from the 21st century and when they look at it it's just stupid ancient meme shitpostery. like they think they've come across a really weird time-travelling anomaly and they put it on main viewer and they just get colossally rickrolled from 300 years in the past. it hasn't left my head for the past few days so now you must witness my vision

Data: Captain, it appears we are somehow receiving an unusual distress signal originating from the ancient year of 2024.

*Picard and Riker exchange looks*

Riker: 2024..? That's impossible.

Picard: Hm... Unusual indeed. Put it on main viewer.

Data: Aye sir.

and then the viewscreen activates and it's just this

#this post is so stupid #the thought of rickrolls still being a thing in the 24th century is extremely amusing to me #star trek tng #star trek #the next generation #star trek the next generation #captain picard #star trek shitposting #shitpost #high effort shitpost #totally not me putting like 3 hours of editing into a tumblr shitpost teehee #holyshit wait imagine deanna troi being able to sense shitpostery from another vessel #''captain i sense intense rickrolling from the other ship'' #BAHAHAHA that would be SO dumb #also sorry if the video is really loud i'm wearing headphones and i genuinely cannot tell what volume is considered normal #also also fun fact: i originally imagined this with the loss lines and data explaining that it's a symbol of ancient human shitpost culture #but that wasn't as funny as a rickroll just popping up on the viewscreen and immediately annoying picard #do you think q does this to the enterprise sometimes #waiting for the q episode where he just puts an unstoppable loop of this on their viewscreen for 10 hours and then leaves #rick astley #rickroll

[romulussy]

would kill to be a fly on the wall in that marriage for just one day

#they are so amusing to me i'm sorry but dakfbnvkzhjdfbv #caps #suc #succesion spoilers

[mrhowells]

what is your favourite clois scene?

I honestly love all their interactions so much that I couldn't even decide on my top five, so I'll just talk about their opening scene in booster because I keep thinking about it and it really captures one of the main reasons I love them so much.

So they're both in transitional periods of their lives, with Clark trying to create a new persona for himself and Lois working towards a promotion, and they're just so... invested and supportive about it?? Lois is helping Clark with his body language and reassures him because he's feeling insecure but then he's like "forget about ME Lois you're up for that promotion!!!" and you can see on his face how proud and excited about it he is like, he's really her biggest cheerleader and I'm😭😭😭

They're best friends and they're in love and above all else they just genuinely want to see each other thrive and be happy and grow into the best versions of themselves and it makes me want to collapse on the floor in tears.

#i'm so sorry i took so long to answer this💀 #i originally wanted to do it after i finished my rewatch but since it's taking me forever... #there's so much more i can say about this scene too like #the banter is just so on point #or clark starting to brood and lois immediately snapping him out of it and being like GIRL STOP. STOP IT IMMEDIATELY #without making him feel like she's invalidating his concerns #she tells him to get over it and he just... nods while looking amused like??? #he's so aware of his drama queen tendencies and can even laugh about them LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME😭 #everyone say thank you lois for bringing that out in him #ALSO LOIS TELLING CLARK TO TRY AND KEEP UP WHILE SHE'S POWER WALKING TO WORK ON HER WAY TO GET THAT PROMOTION SHE'S THE CUTEST PLEASE #THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME SHIT I LIVE AND BREATHE FOR #✉️ #anonymous #smallville #clois #clark kent #lois lane #ellie's smallville thoughts

[sylvainjosegaytier]

replace naruto with dimitri and sasuke with felix

inspired by this post and their three hopes support

original here

#dimiduelix #dimidue #dimilix #deduelix #few3h #fire emblem warriors three hopes #dedue molinaro #felix hugo fraldarius #sorry I did not put much effort into this but I am so amused by it #someone should draw it for real #fe:wth #really should have edited it so you could see gaara's 'I'm overcoming past trauma don't talk to me' shirt

[aceoftrashies]

Muriel was not a gladiator. He was never a gladiator. He was a sadiator. And knowing he was in pain made me madiator at Lucio.

#the arcana memes #the arcana muriel #i'm so sorry for this #i've been giggling like a godgamn goofball after i said this to me myself and i #i'm not even h!gh right now i'm just an idiot who finds stupid shit amusing #ace rambles

[boxwinebaddie]

okay, so, idk if anyone else does, but i enjoy my weird little dialogue segments and i wanted to share a pretty important one with you that takes place during part three of the ravesey hate. it was honestly much more groundbreaking information when we were still trying to put a finger ( except, Absolutely Not; no one put a finger on #baeven unless he asks you to put it there, no one touch my son :'c ) on what ravenstan's real personality is and why he's not acting super cool ( bc he is naught, lol ) so now it's a little Less shocking but...still relevant.

so it starts out really cute, but it's kind of a Heavy dialogue exchange because for context, they're at a diner, they're chatting, ravenstan is kind of stressed out/nervous and a little drunk bc he had some box wine, brought the 'Emergency Escape Hatch' flask and dumped it into his soda fml, so he is sharing a liiittle too much information w/ kyle. but idk, kyle is his super best friend, even though it's a secret, he feels comfortable around him, so it all kind of just comes out bc he's been keepin it buried inside him for so long…tldr, sa tw. :(

but again, it's mostly just dialogue? i wrote in some stage directions for zest, but if i had finished any of the dialogue w/ actions i would have posted my chapters...which i didn't...bc i couldn't, lol. so have this! its spelled wrong in many places and all the weird waxing poetic descriptions don't make sense...lol, i'm sweating. but once again, as always, darlings, pls enjoy the worst part of your day...Literally. </3

ps. hold on, for additional context, ravenstan tried to slyly ask kyle about his past boyfriends to which Whore Slut Floozy Jerseykyle was immediately like 'I Don't Do Boyfriends' skhdlkshdsk but went on to mention that there was one guy in his english class freshman year that Was Naught His BF who kyle saw more than other boys.

anyways! roll clip! xx <3

#i'm sorry this is not that quality u know how i rock and roll #this makes me want to scream every time i think about it #ravenstan baby i love you so much #he endured sm #and like it just made him kind #all that evil and he never stopped being good #i love u bb #okay anyways not them both being jealous very unserious #ravenstan saying I'm The Virgin Sacrifice #WAS SOOOOOO OUT OF POCKET BITCH #kyle was screaming #not wh0resey repenting he was Embarrassed like #his room is a revolving door he throws guys out the window #and raven of crimson dawn is watering his plants #hell is place jersey kyle go to temple holy fuck #the funniest part of that was kyle awkwardly gesturing to stan and was basically WHAT DO U MEAN UR LITERALLY SO HOT #i was cryin he was deeply amused like uh huh anything else ;) #but uhhhhhghghhfhdhdhdhdhd stan :( stan i love you i love you i love you his whole life was just fucked up #i will just say that its not just stuff from the la flashbacks randy marsh...that man needs to die for what he did to shelley shar & stan #like truly evil and insidious things that do unfortunately tie into this like i want to die...kyle being like so hardlined and being gentle #the way he was like why am i unreasonably angry why do i want to hold him what the fuck is happening to me #after that btw stan freaked out bc he wa slike oh fuck oh fuck i shouldnt have said anything SHITSHITSHIT & knocks the water over #it gets everywhere & hes like apologizing to kyle bc it got all over his sweater and kyle just v calmly gets napkins #and is like...shh raven its okay Its Only Water <3 grabs stans hand & squeezes it like he used to when stan had panic attacks :'( #ugh my sons who i luv they are so qt also after that ky had to run to the bathroom bc he panicked & called marj i like a boy #wtf do i do im gonna throw up i hate this everything he does is cute to me am i havin a stroke kill me i want 2 die #also sorry abt the note screenshots i get stressed when the words dont fit perf on the lines and the tumblr font annoys me

[possession1981]

#the boyz #tbz #tbzinc #jacob #jacob bae #ult #*mywork #kpopco #useroro #higabi #rosieblr #userbeepls #hello i wasn't even gonna tag anyone but for once i'm happy with my colouring on PHOTOS so. sorry i need to brag i GUESS #also don't look at him tho!!!!!! #also my friend said he could be the blues clues guy when she saw the first one hope that amuses yall it amused me #idk how to caption this so no caption #*ults

[peggycatrerr]

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stone ocean #narciso anasui #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba part 6 #was so amused by the part where emporio says that anasui - someone who has displayed concerning behaviours his whole life and #was even briefly hospitalised for them as a child - was psychologically evaluated and the results said ''normal'' #that i taught myself how to make gifs #Making gifs is a long and arduous process btw #steph's post tag #sorry it's just. it's so funny. diagnosis normal #(sh*ldon voice) ''i'm not crazy. the state of florida had me tested''

[airenyah]

so for the past 2ish years that i've taking this thai course i've been the youngest participant by far and also (mostly) the only girl

and because of that, even tho it's an online course so we're not super close with each other, despite that i still often feel like i have a bit of a status as the group baby (affectionate). and it shows in moments like earlier in class when someone asked about the word "inspiration" and then, when asked to give an example sentence, without batting an eye went "airenyah is my inspiration to learn more thai"

y'all. this man is one of the best (if not THE best) student in our course 🥺

#our teacher will also often use my name in his example sentences #or when he's asking the class a question and nobody replies bc nobody has an idea he'll sometimes call on me specifically sjkkjsf #i'm shy but i also LOVE being the group baby ngl #this is the kind of attention that i like skdjkfgjkfd #stories from my thai class #airenyah plappert #btw this is a man who's like 60 lol i feel like the 35 year age difference makes this even more endearing kdfkkjg #also when he said that i started laughing and went ''i'm sorry?? is that so? kdfjkdfj'' and he laughed as well and said ''i'm just kidding' #it was very amusing dfjkdfkdf #like. i didn't think he was being truthful bc as i said he might as well be our best student in class #(or maybe him and me share the no. 1 spot idk. i feel like he's better than me tho) #but the fact that he dropped that as an example sentence without batting an eye had me all dfkjkjdfkjdfg