#idk how to drive

[punkrock-bottom]

What if we robbed a bank together and drove off into the sunset?

What if I drove us off a cliff in a climactic fiery explosion?

#idk how to drive #so it’s likely #asks #anon #what if

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: So opinions on [Bagi]?

Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.

Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]

Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

#FitPac #Hideduo #Ramon #FitMC #QSMP #Ramon driving the Hideduo bus today and frickin FLOORING it #I'm a slowburn enjoyer but I do love it when the Eggs are little bastards and tease their parents like this LMAO #If I have time maybe I can compile some of the Fit/Pac moments from today #Ok but this out of everything that's happened lately re: Hideduo stuff; this really warmed my heart #idk it just felt so... realistic? I dunno how to phrase it but something about it really made me go :') #''if I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad'' #man idk maybe this is just because that's how I write characters but that really spoke to me #both as a slowburn writer and as a demi-leaning person

[tyrannusimons]

dunno why but i just suddenly remembered that rdj gifted cevans a captain america-themed car

#does that car even work #or was that a decorative #idk how to drive #but if chris isn't using it i'd gladly take it off his hands #*mine

[r-aindr0p]

Magic jail for the first years

#twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #twst riddle #ace trappola #twst ace #deuce spade #twst deuce #trey clover #twst trey #cater diamond #twst cater #why is in the official game cater mentioned before trey this drives me insane #why did they not keep the number order omg #why why why 1 2 4 3 no this is like seeing a crooked painting on a wall and you can't fix it because you're idk in a musemum #design wise riddle is my fav from heartslabyul #but character wise I'd say I prefer the chronically online internally tired and a bit sad but slaying one #working on the diasomnia boys tomorrow aaaaaadfsjzqb thank god they have little to no white on their uniforms #it's a bit of a pain do add on a png drawing somehow idk how to explain it

[rvbyaoi]

HELLO RVB NATION. here is all of the Complete Seasons downloaded since rooster teeth took it off youtube. thumbs up!!

#rvb #Red vs Blue #rooster teeth #uh. idk how else to tag this LOL #fun fact if u play it in vlc media player u can turn it into a puzzle and reach new levels of insanity #um. idk how google drive works so if this is scuffed. thats why. #peace and love on planet rvb o7 #also might be missing some miniseries ???? idk. is All The Seasons tho :3

[wigglebox]

Suptober - Day 13 || Flirt [x]

#suptober23 #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #destiel fanart #spnfanart #wiggleart #this took me so long to figure out I literally had to scrap like ten ideas #despite always drawing them all cute together I actuall struggle with the concept of flirting I guess lmao #also I was gonna have dean being the one flirting at Cas but then I remembered how cute it was in the show when that #man was flirted at by people he was interested in lmao #looking at you Aaron #he got so flustered! #also I like confident flirty Cas sometimes okay lol #but I also like the headcanon or concept of Cas being unintentionally sexy or flirty and driving dean up the wall by merely idk folding laun #laundry lmao

[tricoufamily]

i wish ts4 packs would stop making such a huge part of the gameplay “this makes this part of the game easier! gain skills 10x faster! never get hungry! make $5000 every minute!” the game is already too easy please i don’t want a magic tree i want a clinically depressed man in a band who lives in the world’s shittiest apartment in gotham city i want him to suffer

#why not focus on realism and impacting your sim in actually meaningful ways #they waste time w this i feel #i’m probably having nostalgia bias but i don’t remember sims 2 or 3 doing this #to this extent #(i haven’t played sims 1 in over a decade so idk lmao) #in past games it’d be like ‘work on a car with your teen and teach them to drive’ #and ts4 would be like ‘Buying This Car Will Make Your Family Live Forever’ #obviously i like supernatural elements in sims games like hello. but i don’t like how sims 4 does it #it’s too cutesy and childish for one thing but also it’s Always there to make your sims lives easier

[lazycranberrydoodles]

BEEF EEF!!!!!

follow to put more gods into cute outfits 🌸

#yeah i own the outfit he xuan is wearing. harbringer of doom gf ass #winter is coming and im about to go full emo #this has been in my drafts for MONTHS because of a small mistake but i finally fixed it #i needed to draw some women you know how it is #i like to imagine shi qingxuan yelling speed drive by charlie xcx at the top of their lungs in the car #he xuan says they hate this song. notably they have not put in earbuds. and they know the lyrics well enough to correct sqx on it. hmm #finally one of 3 beefleaf drafts gets released into the wild idk why i keep drawing them and not posting #me and my terrible horrible boyfriend that i love so dearly #this is canon to the mcdonalds au. btw. if anyone was wondering #tgcf #art #my art #tian guan ci fu #beefleaf #he xuan #shi qingxuan #ming yi #hob #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #🥩🍃

[cranberrv]

love daydreaming about dallas winston teaching you how to drive. him reaching over to gently help steer the car, showing you which pedal is which, then calling you stupid when you forget. (sorry) him letting go of the wheel randomly, without telling you, while he’s driving you around, forcing you to take the wheel to stop the car from going into the ditch. you being the only one he lets drive his car, you being the only one he tries to stay patient for. ugh so cute! maybe ill write an actual fic abt it

#🎀 announcements #can u tell idk how to drive #the outsiders #dallas winston #dally winston #dallas #dallas winston headcanons #dallas winston imagine #dallas winston fluff #dallas winston x reader #dally winston fluff

[freakartack]

"...Hello? Ma! I told you not to call me today, I'm making a movie!" -Wario, Mario Power Tennis

The most important lesson from Ma that Wario took to heart was the endless pursuit of cold, hard cash. Unfortunately, the one lesson she could never teach him was the importance of hard work to get it.  It wasn't for lack of trying; Wario's Ma is the hardest worker this side of the Mushroom Kingdom.  Raising Baby Wario was a herculean enough task on its own, but ever the enterprising spirit, she had also set out to grow one of the most profitable crops: garlic.

Her backyard business quickly expanded into a veritable garlic empire. Wario's mother toiled away tirelessly each day from sunrise to sunset to grow and harvest as much garlic as she could possibly achieve.  Much of Wario's current strength and endurance can be attributed to helping his mom on the farm as a child, although the teeth-pulling task of getting him to actually work was almost as difficult as preventing him from eating all the garlic straight out of the ground.  Wario's nose for instant gratification has always been a thorn in his mother's side, but try as she might to instill a solid work ethic into the boy, her "get-rich-slow" schemes could never appeal to him.  Still, Wario enjoyed his surprisingly agrarian upbringing. Along with garlic, his mother also raised chickens for eggs, inspiring in Wario a lifelong soft spot for poultry.  (He also had a pet hamster named Fluffy, who sadly passed away in 1986.)

Today, Wario is still on good terms with his mother despite their physical distance, and frequent phone calls keep her updated on all of Wario's business successes.  Of course, being Wario, he heavily embellishes the amount of work he actually does at his company.  If she only knew...

#wario #mario oc #(technically...?) #something I couldn't gracefully fit into my spiel is that she is also where he gets his affinity for country music from. #also my timeline here is that wario spent his early childhood on this farm in the mushroom kingdom (where he met mario) and moved to #diamond city as a teen (where he met jimmy t‚ was taught how to drive by dribble and spitz‚ etc) #idk why they move though i havent figured that out yet. But they go back to the mushroom kingdom area at some point #wario‚ now all grown up‚ kicks off all his sml and wario land shenaniganery after several failed attempts to yoink mario's castle #and later goes back to diamond city while wario's mom continues to thrive on her garlic empire #and thus warioware is born. You know the rest #art #moms n dads

[mobfrog]

reigen is the only adult teru knows

#full disclosure idk how learning to drive works in japan i cant even drive in america (where i live) #reigen #teru #teru cringefail agenda

[horrorlesbians]

don't break me down, i've been travelin' too long

camille preaker & rust cohle + ride by lana

#moving pictures #camille preaker #sharp objects #rust cohle #true detective #the file is too big so you get the youtube version #this isn't THEE edit i want to make but idk what song to use for that one so enjoy this for now #also obsessed how rust holds the wheel when he drives #Youtube

[jesterjaxx]

Ok SO

Canonically his dad is a cop and there are a couple jokes about his parents not loving him, dudes dad straight up said "actually, do we love you?" Like sir damn anyways im taking that and running with it SO

Giving him a fucked up situation of him and his dad always butting heads and both of them escalating things constantly, and as he got older the ends to the arguments went from getting grounded or punished to getting kicked out or Duncan just leaving, probably escalating to his dad kicking him out semi regularly and eventually his mom or dad telling him to come back home to make a kinda fucked up cycle

And like i know they gave the convict kid a cop dad for the laugh like its not that deep at ALL

but like that sets up sucha fucked power dynamic and i want to use that

and we never find out what got Duncan sent to juvie for the first time, its said off screen while some characters are spilling embarrassing or dark secrets and in my fucked up world either he accumulated a couple charges while he was kicked out, indirectly the fault of his dad

or worse but more tempting

he got kicked out and his dad arrested him for trespassing

so like idk i just love the idea of a pyromaniac, vandal convict who has no respect for authority or mutual trust having the tragic backstory that his first time getting arrested was at the hands of his father

#daddy issues deluxe edition #duncan angst post complete #Duncan doesn't know how to de-escalate and needs to get the last word #he gets that from his dad btw #so running away is almost like winning #idk how Canadian cops are so im using american cop mentality #which is typically the “shoot first ask questions later” mentality #i think despite his Dad caring about him hed do hurtful shit and only regret it later #and i sincerely doubt they'd talk about it #so it just drives a deeper wedge and makes whats “normal” that more intense #:D #i love taking things too seriously i love overthinking behavior #duncan total drama #jester jabbers #headcannon #angst #total drama #idk man

[thelaurenshippen]

yeah, sorry, I can't come in to work today. yeah, I've got to think about how the tv adaptation of the last of us expertly made you comfortable with joel's violence through making you care about ellie enough it all feels justified so that by the time he gets to the hospital, you're genuinely conflicted about the carnage he enacts, some of which may not have been strictly necessary at the level of brutality he carries it out. yeah, it's gonna be all day

#the last of us #the last of us spoilers #tlou #tlou spoilers #joel miller #look #I just have a lot of feelings #and it's possible some people will look at this and be like #'no! it wasn't brutal! joel was protecting his babygirl!' #to which I would say #politely #you may have missed the central point that neil druckmann is always driving at in these games #which is: how much violence is okay in the service of love? #would you kill the world #would you kill any chance you have at having a fully trusting relationship with your child #just to keep them safe #also the way pedro played the whole thing....like sir what was going on in your head I must know!!! #idk if it was bc you're not playing joel #but it felt so much harsher than the game! #in a REALLY interesting way #full compliments to mr pascal #but like..........the clear eyed completely cold stone killer he turned into #the LACK of apparent fear and desperation #like.....what would ellie DO if she saw THAT guy! esp now post david #and the fact that that is the same man who was so careful with her #trying to draw laughs out of her and getting her attention without touching her #bc he knows she's still scared after david #and then the creeping realization that the thing he wanted to save in saving ellie #this burgeoning relationship with this daughter #is already unable to grow from the same place

[ludaroace]

idk thinking about the birthday party today and just . when ramon first brought up fits birthday ages ago i don’t remember exactly what stream it was but he told ramon that he would be happy with it being just the two of them . it took him a while to agree with ramon about inviting pac .

thinking about how today and how so many people showed up - like bad and phil weren’t even streaming, luzu was going to come but had to leave early, and pac left him a fucking trident of all things when he couldn’t make it . literally everyone online and their eggs showed up . dapper logged in after the party had started to show up !

i genuinely don’t think fit understood until today how much the others on the island actually cared about him . he STILL probably doesn’t fully understand . like he was even telling ramon that they don’t need to take up anyone’s time because they were planning on doing a dungeon (which was actually his party butttt he didn’t know that) DURING it .

idk and i KNOW there were some extremely emotional letters but empanada’s hit hard . thank you for protecting me but let us protect you sometimes too . i hope you feel as loved as you are .

#qsmp #q!fitmc #idk i sorta went crazy when i saw the trident and ik pac proabnly didn’t get it from the dungeon #that both phil and fit deemed too dangerous for now #and pac was there for that convo so his ass KNOWS #but like . the trident was deemed to big of a risk to get at the moment #and it’s fit’s thing to have one . like to the extent where #phil legit even apologized for not being able to get him one for his bday . like that’s how big of a deal it was #IDK AND THIS DOESNT EVEN TOUCH UPON SUNNY OR RAMON’S LETTERS #ik he said to sunny that they ARE family and i hope she understands #they never stopped being it was just a REALLY unfortunate choice of wording #and as the self appointed ramon person i will be going THROUGH that later #anyways shout out empanadas admin for being so good at saying the little of things that drive me wild how do you do this #time and time again she will say one thing that changes my brain chemistry #fitmc tag #sunny tag #ramon tag #empanada tag

[lilbeangrr]

Some h2g2 art from the past couple of days

2nd last features my friends as the emos <3

#h2g2 is brainrotting badly again #like the fixation is always there but sometimes it learns how to drive a truck and runs me over #also peep the un??finished zaphod design #idk i might make some changes once i draw the heart of gold crew but no idea when i'll get around doing that #h2g2 #hitchiker's guide to the galaxy #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #thhgttg #hhgttg #ford prefect #arthur dent #zaphod beeblebrox #trillian astra #forthur #zapthur