#im early for shitposts

[remidraws]

For Mermay

reverse mermaid sun

#sorry not sorry #shitpost #mermay #im early for shitposts #you can thank my friends for pushing me to post this lol #fnaf sun #im wayy early for may lol

[monkabonka1]

people who call paracelsus the butch is a coward

#a.b.a guilty gear #aba guilty gear #guilty gear #guilty gear paracelsus #paracelsus guilty gear #shitpost #im graduating high school a year early and going to a big ten college and this is the shit i make

[t4t-dazai]

me on daily basis

#rereading bsd this is iconic ango i might dislike you but you are So Real #neo: chit-chat #sakaguchi ango #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #edit: added id #id in alt text #for some reason people are reblogging it?? 😭😭 it was meant as a shitpost. #also its like from early chapters 😭 this is not even a new thing im pretty sure i saw this screenshot with the same caption abt a year ago

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #orange cassidy #chuck taylor #trent beretta #best friends #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #i wasnt even mad tbh. justice delivered by chuck? i think after everything thats kinda poetic #he usually doesnt get the spotlight. so im fine with this #love the way kip folds tho its ridiculously funny to me for some reason #anyways thats it im done thanks for coming to this early morning gif sesh with me #my beloved #kip in a box #sweet little clementine #trent? #shitposter greg #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[coming-of-age-witch]

october november december. they pass by so fast but its heavily decorated with joy and pleasant moments. i love to look forward to them because of all the things they have in them, but once we reach january the first month goes away in looking back to these months and wishing i could go back and have the same kind of fun again

#diary #shitposts #october #november #december #early winters #and they are filled with festivities #diwali #durga puja #lakshmi puja #halloween #school festival #childrens day #christmas #new year #oh my god #im so ready

[halluciniwaynia]

this is gonna be an insane thing to talk about to but one of the things that makes bmj so enjoyable to watch even as a very obviously limited animation kids show from the early 2000s is that it often surprises me in how colorful it is. one of the most consistent artistic elements of the show is the delicate mix of saturated nature tones combined with the often duller mechanical/alien ones, which bring to life a kind of washed, cel-like feeling to even some of the most mundane shots. see below

This is a kind of color grading and production quality that wasn’t even seen in a lot of more elaborate, higher budget productions in the 2000s. the transition to “digipaint” anime (aka digital animation over cel animation) often left many anime with drab, flat, and what I can only describe as “sun-bleached” colors in their final masters, which while probably deliberate for some productions, rarely looked good and resulted in a homogeneity of digital production stuck in the transition to new technology

Note the muted palettes, the lack of saturation in the skin, the grey shadows, the sometimes weird green color grading, etc.

I’m aware that this kind of groddy digital look has a place in anime history and also in the nostalgia and fondness of many people who watched anime in the early digipaint era. it can look good after all when the artists are more aware of color theory and how to properly utilize a more “degraded” color palette, such as the iconic soul eater:

But bringing this back to BMJ it’s just another of those subtle notches of effort in the show that peels back the love the artists put into the production. It gives a life life feeling to the characters and the lens through which the audience views the entire scene of events, a narrative steeped in automatic identities facing off against autonomy becoming itself and moving not just past grief but through it.

also it just looks nicer than 80% of the shows in the early 2000s and I think it deserves its chops

#BMJ #bomberman #bomberman jetters #soul eater #personal post #analysis post #if you’re here from my ultrakill shitposts wondering what the hell im talking about go watch bomberman jetters it’s really good #2000s anime #early 2000s

[nocturni3]

5 in the morning;2nd sleep deprived rant on the sheer fact that in bg3 we can kill children and rule the world by controlling a giant pulsing worm infected mama brain and yet…we can’t ROMANCE Nere nor Kar’niss. Cowards the lot of ya 😤 let me climb the drow.

LOOK AT THEM! 😤🛐

#early morning #artists on tumblr #dnd shitpost #bg3 #bg3 rant #bg3 rambling #sleep deprived af #don’t take this too seriously #hot drow men of bg3 #kar’niss #true soul nere #drider #bg3 romance #im so tired #shitpost #late night rant

[runnyeggsworld]

gonna re-watch criminal minds just for early seasons spence rambles!!

#this is a girlblog #mgg #spencer reid #girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #i need him #gublerland #gublernation #shitpost #spencer reid imagine #spence #early seasons #im going insane #criminal minds #matthew gray gubler

[guinevereslancelot]

eye doctor was trying not to scare me today bc i have a sight threatening condition 🥲 it's probably treatable but i need to go to a specialist

#havent been to the eye doctor in six years but i was like okay i need to update my prescription my headaches are getting really bad #and my prescription barely changed so the doctor said it wasnt that #also this other condition doesn't cause headaches either so treating it wont even help :( #tho it does make me light sensitive which is a trigger ao maybe it will help a little i hope #but mostly i hope its treatable #also i have no health insurance so hopefully its not expensive lol #but at least the job search is going well so maybe i can handle the treatment myself #but since i will go blind if its untreated my parents will definitely cover it if i cant i just feel bad #they paid for my appt to get the new prescription today too but that wasn't very much i didn't even get the new glasses #but seeing a cornea specialist regularly to treat a scary condition is going to be expensive 😭 #i dont even know how expensive yet tho #maybe i should make a gofundme or something #this has been a shitpost #im not 100% sure my parentsncan afford it if its expensive #probably depends how far its progressing and how fast andnwhat the cause is and a million other things #but i know it can be difficult and resist treatment 😰 #and its not early for catching it at all

[poscariastri]

in honour of the australians, who almost always have to deal with being in an odd timezone for everything, i will (try to) not bitch about the times this race weekend.

#australians and new zealanders (and others in that deserted timezone) im so sorry what u have to deal with #also i will not manage to keep this up probably. i will have to wake up so so so early (6am) for qualifying they are Trying to Kill Me #anyways heehee so excited #one week without f1 was somehow wayyy too difficult #but yippee oscars home race!!!! #piastri podium? piastri podium please? manifesting #f1 #formula 1 #f1 shitpost #australia gp 2024 #yippee! yippee! yippee! #🫡

[sparring-spirals]

While we're on the subject of pre episode 28 intraparty apologies, three cheers to one of my favorite early M9 scenes, the Beau/Caleb coached apology, which includes the highlights of:

- *Guest PC suspicicion (haaaa)

- An in character argument dicey enough that it got its own fandom name (Bowlgate was really something)

- Socially inept monk taking socializing lessons from a half orc (who happens to be using a fake accent and is bluffing So Hard All The Time, but its fine don't worry about it). She's learning how to people!!! Its going- okay. Its going okay. Shes doing her best!

- Socially inept wizard just so full of guilt and trauma, taking social cues from Extremely Awkward And Introverted Barbarian, who is ALSO full of guilt and trauma. They bonded while she shaved him with her sword. They both look up to each other for socializing tips.

- The scene itself being an overwhelmingly awkward apology in which said monk struggles out a (very sincere) apology to the wizard, they stare at each other for forty seconds, monk keeps asking the half orc if they're doing fine or not. In lieu of a verbal answer the wizard pulls the monk into the most awkward hug known to man. It lasts way too long. "I don't know what I'm doing, just go with it."

- Both the wizard and the monk looking over their shoulders at their respective teachers on How To Hug

- Both teachers pantomiming proper hug procedures for their pupils

- They're not doing great but they're doing their best.

- Everyone else in the party politely applauds when they release

- This includes the kenku child the party is carting around with them at the time.

- "Welcome to the Mighty Nein!" indeed.

- Ah, I miss them.

#i just watched the apology scene as part of a brjeaus compilation and im having fun comparing the two apologies #critical role #early m9 dynamics were something else. WILDLY emotionally constipated. incomparable. #the mighty nein #caleb widogast #beauregard #empire siblings #fjord #brjeaus #team introvert #yasha #shitpost #look folks....................... BH and M9 really on different planes of existence for emotional vulnerability #adore them both #i will also admit i didnt make it through the bowlgate ep when watching #that + people going wild in the comments made it a strenuous experience #but the apology? top tier. one of my fave scenes #c2e22 #i think #empire kids

[an-inspired-eternity]

desmond hall... save me

desmond hall

save me desmond hall

#shitpost agenda #shut up richie #project eden's garden #desmond hall #happy early birthday to him also #sudden surge of p:eg in my brain and ouuuuu i miss him... #if he dies i'm going to be so fucking sad #i mean its a dr fangame my hopes arent super high but please survive ch1 im begging

[feelboss]

SO IT TURNS OUT IF YOU DON'T LONG REST ENOUGH IN ACT 1 YOU MAY BE ABLE TO POTENTIALLY FUCK YOURSELF OUT OF ROMANCES WITH THE ORIGIN CHARACTERS AND GUESS WHO MADE THE GAME AND ROMANCING HARDER FOR THEMSELVES BC I TOLD EVERYONE TO JUST WALK IT THE FUCK OFF, CANTRIPS ARE FINE

thankfully it seems i have rerailed the train to fucksville by going BACK to the act 1 area and sleeping there...

sopping wet filthy lil horny bitch

#bg3 shitpost #baldur's gate 3 #HEED THIS WARNING #idk if you actually CAN lock urself out but supposedly it's possible??? #and you miss a lot of stuff #so if u wanna fuck gale astarion lae'zel wyll karlach or shadowheart get in early #am i missing anyone i feel like im missing someone #i included magic fuckboy and i dont even have him in my run so i think im good... #one and only time i will say this: #ty video game reddit

[nyaskitten]

"Ninjago, it seemed like just another kids show meant to sell toys for little kids, one or two seasons to tell their story and make some money... but what if I told you... Ninjago held... a dark secret... (camera zooms into a group shot of the ninja + Wu and their colors are slowly inverted)"

#idk im bored i did all my hw early and cant draw ignore me suffering #ninjago #raine's shitposting

[hanzajesthanza]

dandelion: bisexual roll call, let’s go

dandelion (answering his own prompt, muttering and checking a piece of paper with charcoal): *present and accounted for…*

cahir: you can count me, as well

geralt: what is this

dandelion: i’m taking inventory of how many of us are bisexual

geralt: why

dandelion: just curious

geralt: alright. present.

dandelion: thank youuu. regis?

regis (uncharacteristically grave): i do not define myself by these terms. and, to be honest, it’s really a very interesting and complicated topic requiring discussion—

dandelion: —ohhhkay. milva?

milva: no.

dandelion: uhh… do you mean… no to…?

milva: [gets up and leaves]

#incorrect witcher quotes #please do not take this seriously i know im posting this on the taking sexuality too seriously website but #i am trying to be less strict with myself and allow myself to shitpost lmao so count this as meeting my shitpost quota #this is actually funny because i wrote this thinking about angoulême and as i was writing it this became situated in early september #right after they crossed the yaruga #so she wasnt with them yet. however i initially was making this post thinking how i could represent her bisexuality in fics about her #the context here also is that milva is an ace lesbian but more significantly she doesnt have patience for dandelion’s bullshit #also dandelion has no ulterior motive here just to clarify. initially geralt did the poll but the dialogue became too chatty for him #and also i was thinking about regis’ stupid complex relationship with human society and gender and how alcoholism killed him so he had to #rebuild his entire life and rediscover who he was because he forcibly drowned himself to forget that person #f: a hansa’s a hansa #txt

[blind0raven]

Im between staying up all night watching Pokemon Journeys again or working on Ruggie's birthday art too early

what to dooooo

#twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #Blind0Raven blabs #im not kidding i will do so #tomorrow is a free day to not wake so darn early i will take the chance