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xx-ames-xx · 2 years
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what if this was my last straw
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puppygirldanhowell · 11 months
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oh my GOD
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daemosghost · 1 year
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New fear unlocked: Being one fart away from my uterus falling out
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hellonearthtoday · 3 months
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canon is dead I rule the world. dsmp you are MINE
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dsmpblrs ocs shared between the 5 (five) singular people that inhabit this fandom
I'm taking the chance to just talk about my personal dsmp au that is basically canon if you don't think about it
I don't think we as a community wrote enough about demon ctommy. he was always my favorite it just gives him this evil vibe that I think is sooo funny and I always see it in ctommy art but never in literally any fic. and that's fine but imp or whatever-he-is-Tommy will always be real in my heart. in my head he used to be a bird hybrid, but when he died for what was supposed to be the final time they took his fucking wings and gave him cunty demon horns and tail. Death made him emo. for the sake of this narrative his wings used to be white too. Pair this with religious ctommy and you get peak
ctubbo. I think about him a lot. I think personally he wears armor under his coat. You'd think it start to get hot under there, and it does. his solution is to just Never leave the Arctic.
At some point he started developing resting bitch face, because it used to just be resting (autistic face of neutrality) but now he kind of just looks tired all the time. Not like Tommy's rbf where he looks like he's kinda pissed and has a headache 24/7. but at least they're semi matching now. bff's!!! (?) I can't write too much about ctubbo because my cutbbo is like 20 billion contradictions stacked on itself. he's not as simple as my ctommy.
He doesn't wear the red bandana anymore but he can't tell you why and he's not insecure about the scar on his face but he's not proud of it either. I FORGOT TO DRAW CRANBOO AND HIS WEDDING RINGS IM AN ANTI WHAT THE HELLL okay ignoring that blunder, their wedding rings are meant to be on their horns 💔 you can't fucking see cranboos singular (1) horn because it's out of frame, they're too tall.
SPEAKONG OF CRANBOO!!!! snakes in his hair because Hahhaa hattte eye contact????? Medusa???? get it guys get it do you guys get jut
The snakes talk to him. Take that as you will. He's a chronic suit wearer and will literally not wear anything else unless it's under or over the suit. he would like to never try anything new ever he needs this constant in his life or everything will fall apart and the world will end. He knows how to kit up and wear armor but just as a joke he wears random bits of armor in places he literally needs it least. as a fashion statement. Tommy doesn't wear any armor usually bcz who gaf he's not doing that shit
in my perfect world the egg plot in dsmp actually got used better and becsme more than a background plot. it could've been everything. anyway my dsmp au is egg war las Nevadas craziness and I'm right goodnight
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whyse7vn · 7 months
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FLOW -
[ kim taehyung x reader ]
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TAE ( ´(エ)ˋ )
taehyung: baby was just in the store
and the worker lady came and asked me what the flow was like
at first i was like
???
but then it clicked
so then i dropped the hardest freestyle known to man
like no joke was wayyy better than anything yoongi joon or hobi would spit
and i KNOW she was fucking with it cuz she was like
“heavy?”
LIKE YES MY FLOW HEAVY AS HELLL
y/n: are you actually brain dead be honest
taehyung: don’t be mad cuz you don’t flow like me
y/n: i do flow
taehyung: NO WAY?????
didn’t know u got down like that pretty
should we battle or something
let’s get the worker lady to judge it
y/n: did you get the fucking pads or not?
taehyung: what
y/n: taehyung
taehyung: taehyung
y/n: yes or no
taehyung: oh
y/n: don’t oh me
taehyung: um
y/n: taehyung
taehyung: ok i see where i went wrong lolz
i was standing in front of the little period isle when she asked about flow
in my defence she should of been more specific
like i’m kim taehyung
ofc i’m gonna be thinking about music
like that’s my whole life
y/n: you had a mask on no?
taehyung: yeah
but i have real recognisable eyes she should of known
y/n: or maybe you should of had some fucking common sense?????
taehyung: i did
it’s very common to confuse flows
y/n: you were standing in the pad isle and chose to freestyle
taehyung: did do that
y/n: you amaze me
taehyung: thank u ❤️
y/n: that was not a compliment
taehyung: i’m pretty sure it was
y/n: i’m telling you it’s not
taehyung: someone’s on her period 😭
y/n: I AM
i’m actually going to strangle you
wow
taehyung: almost home
y/n: do not come back
taehyung: let’s get the pads together
and like idk what size pussy you wear so like you can help
y/n: stop talking to me
oh my god
i hate you
i actually hate you
taehyung: is ur pussy big???
be honest
y/n: STOP TALKING
IM BEGGING YOU
taehyung: small medium or large
just like a coke from mcdonalds
tell me babe
y/n: you did not just compare my pussy to a fucking mcdonalds coke
taehyung: would you of preferred i said sprite??
y/n: go
away
taehyung: meow
are you mad at me????
what did i do
baby :(((((((((((
y/n: if you do not come home with my fucking pads and flowers i’m not letting u in
taehyung: what about mcdonalds???
y/n: fuck off
taehyung: ur telling me ur not hungry rn…
y/n: are you trying to call me big??
taehyung: the biggest!!!
y/n: blocked.
taehyung: HEART
THE BIGGEST HEART OH MY GOD BABE I SWEAR
OH MY GODDD I SWEAR THE BIGGEST HEART U HAVE IT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
ITS HARD TO TYPE AND WALK I SWEAR OH MY GOD
y/n: don’t care kys
taehyung:
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y/n: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
taehyung: wrong photo
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there you go
🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
why they kinda look like us waitttt
y/n: that is a white man and woman
taehyung: us in an alternate universe
y/n: bye
taehyung: baby talk to me pls
come back
let’s love
not fight
#lovewins
not hate
let’s hold hands
skip in some fields
let’s paint
omg paint me like one of ur french girls
didn’t that girl that like almost drown say that
lol
flipping loser
i could never drown
put me in the middle of the ocean and i wouldn’t drown i’m telling you
i’m a swimmer
not a drowner
put me in a hurricane bro
y/n: hurricane??
taehyung: the big wave of water thing
y/n: a tsunami????
taehyung: is that not a dessert…
y/n: what
taehyung: tsunami
y/n: no
taehyung: babe…
y/n: just piss off actually
taehyung: i told you
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y/n: that literally says tiramisu
taehyung: exactly
y/n: last words
taehyung: chicken nuggets?
you can no longer send messages to this contact!
taehyung:
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aw wait wtf :/
silly little silly post
don’t hold me to this btw these are just quick silly little sillies you get me??? probably not but it’s ok cuz i get it and that’s all that matters in life sighs
i could be a poet guys i’m telling you
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stargirlie25 · 5 months
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Me through reading all the ACOTAR books.
ACOTAR: Ew Nesta and Elain are so annoying. This is going to be the best series, Feyre is such a baddie! Awww feylin so cute! DAMN LUCIENNN. I know she ends up with Rhysand but im not vibing with him......how can ACOMAF excuse this?
ACOMAF: Ohk feysands kinda cute but i dont think we can justify all that....Oooooo Cassian and azrielllllll! Awww i hope Mor and Azriel gets a book! *Goes to tiktok and finds out mor is gay* damn Azriel.OMG I LOVE NESTA NOWW PERIOD POP OFF SIS MY QUEENNN. Elain is there too. Ooooo Nessian. Elain and Azriel? I mean as long as its not mor! NAHHH GIRL DONT U DARE BLAME LULU BLAME TAMLIN! OMG ELAIN AND LUCIEN???
ACOWAR: Feyre isnt really feyre-ing any more :(.OH HELL NO SCREW IANTHE NO WAY YOU DID THAT TO MY MANSSS!!! MY POOR LULUUU Why feyre lowkey being such a bitach?
Awww Elucien is so tender! LUCIEN AS A MATE AWWEEEE. Damn Nessian making me sqeual. Lucien went away to find the queen from elains vision! OMG. CASSIAN IS SOOO FINEEEE, elriel is lowkey getting boring....Why is she disrespecting tarquin? He has ALL rights to be upset. Ok tamlin in the HL meeting is being pretty annoying and doing nothing but feyre did nothing as well but NESTA ARCHERON THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!! WTHHH HELION AND LUCIEN??????? OMG the war!!! NO THE SURIELLL. THE BONE CARVER NOOOO THE WITCH LADY I FORGOT HER NAME BUT NOOOOOO. THE ELAIN. THE FEYRE. THE NESTA. Omg i have no regrets in my life but this.Damn Nessian ur hurting me. NOOO papa arhceron diedddddddddddd. Damn Ok Elain and Nesta king slayers! Oh rhysand died........i know damn well he gonna come back......´´Be happy feyre´´ bawling. Omggg Lucien was besties with papa archeron???? THE ONLY FATHER FIGURE HE HADDDD DAMN WHY ISNT FEYRE TELLING LUCIEN?? Awww lucien and feyre hug! Cass and feyre are cute but i miss the og´s! Ok girl you flying.
ACOFAS: Snoring. YALL ARE CUTE BUT IM BOREDDD AS HELL. Ok literally no one asked for this Mor pov. Wait why did Elain invite lulu if she is uncomfortable around him? Her power? Elriel kinda gave me brother and sister but i guess elain likes him now.....HI EMERIE IVE HEARD ABT YOUUUUU!!! I just want my girl Nesta, feyre u are not feyreing.
ACOSF: I love nesta so much!!!!!!! Cassian is acting like Rhysands frikcing dog. I hate amren soo much. WHY is Elain acting like shes the victim like nesta told you to leave and now you crying?? Girl you are 23 years old! Ok respect azriel has never disrespected my Nesta. Aw nesta gwyn and emeries friendship is the best one yet!!!!!! Azriel is starting to show an actual personality.....With Gwyn? Okay Gwynriel is so cuteee *sees elucien and gwynriel theories* 100% on board with this!!!!! DAMN the Valkyries! I am so excited for all the other girls to tag along! Just imagine a MOB of nesta gwyn and emerie!!! Eris? HELLL YAHHHHHHH VANSERRAS FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!! YOU ARE TELLING ME CASSIAN DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU ONCE? Of course nesta lost her powers and she obviously lost them for the sake of the main characters that im bored of :(
ACOA (A court of Azriel): You got her a rose flower......because she likes flowers??? Why is this man so insecure about his hands around her? That cant be right......MISTAKE? THANKYOU RHYSAND FOR STOPPING THIS MADNESS! Wow he just wanted to F**k her and thats it? WTH is Gwyn doing here? Ok creepy Azriel is gone and this new azriel is here? Aweee he is actually kinda cutie now and he is laughing? HE SINGS???? OMG SHE SINGS THO! His shadows singing and dancing with her??? Cuteeeeeee, Ok so he gave the necklace to clotho to give to gwyn, thats cute she does in fact deserve something beautiful like that but why Elains? Ig its the though that counts. SPARKED IN HIS CHEST???? THATS ROWAELIN/NESSIAN LANGUAGE!!!! HOW does her picture it proper?? Glowing and secret? Where the hell did he tuck the image bruhhh?
A thing of secret lovely beauty. AHHHHHHHH clotho and the shadows are team Gwynriel for sure! Gwynriel are sooo mates tho and i hate Elriel with every fiber in my being. How did azriel go from mr. creep to mr. melts my heart?
After finishing: Wow everybody on tiktok are elriels. They are so confident elriel is endgame? Hmmmm but none of their points make sense but i cant explain in a comment section! Maybe Gwynriel and Elucien isnt endgame :(
*Downloads tumblr*
Gwynriel and Eluciens on tumblr have their freaking masters degree DAMN
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numbur1goobah · 7 months
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WELCOME!! 👽🤖🫵
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More below the cut 👇
Bah wheep gragnah, wheep nini bong!! You can call me Robot, Venice or Woda!! I am Pan (Demigirl/Nonbinary) I am an Artist, Animator, Cosplayer (I make my own Cosplays) and I am a Furry!!
(Oh no.. I'm cringe how terrible!! Suck it up buttercup..)
I mainly draw fandom characters, and I normally draw Robots or Transformers.. occasionally I will draw Ninja turtles and Sonic characters and some other goofy fandom characters..
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PS a lot of these might be goofy posts or just stupid doodles so sorry not sorry if you think my art looks bad UwU..
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dreamingdarklyblog · 8 months
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Mmm... So good
Ohhh god, so that was so worth it. Been days but he finally played with my head again and it was so hot.
I don'tremember the start very much but then his cock showed up and I got to suck it. And god its so worth the wait... or is it his cock? Or just A cock.. .im not sure? Lol. Guess it doesn't matter, its there caus eof him, so doesn't make a difference.
it was smaller this time, is that weird? idont care, just makes it easier to suck. ic ould fit it all down my throat,
made me so fucking horny...and when hecame, my tits grew! not huge but, youknow, pretty big. Soo fucking hot. can you imagine? i can clearly, lol
he pulled back after he came but i wanted mroe so i grabbed it in my mouth again and kept going an dhe started to get hard again. god it made me so wett.. my tits felt so good that it was harder the second time, i just couldnt keep my hands off myself so i coldnt stroke him very well. but i kep going and made him cum again even harder. he came so much i coulc barely swallow itall. was just so fucking hot.
i came when he did the second time and fuckit felt so good. like my brain just got i dont know.. something. it did something, lol. but it made my tits grow again. they feel so fucking good i can barely keep my hands off to type this...
he said ifi tell you guys about it helll let me suck him again maybe =) gonna go see if this is long enough. bye!
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motzui · 1 month
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hii !! hehe thank you for your kind words on your reblog !! i really loved reading it 🥹 BUUT it’s just something i have to accept for now since i’m still a new writer hehehe 🫶
NEW…. WRITER..? 😀
HONEY YOU FAKED ME OUTTTT 😭😭‼️ GIRL I THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN ON THIS APP FOR A WHILLLEEEEE SO I WAS LIKE HE HE HELLL NAH IM CURSING OUT ALL THEM MFS THAT SKIPPED A FANFIC THIS GOOD 🤺❌❌ YALL I FEEL A LITTLE STUPID NOW BUT WHEN I TELL YOU ILL BEAT YOU UP IF YOU EVER STOP WRITING JUST KNOW ITS TRUE, AND THATS A PROMISE 💀🤞
BUT FR FR, YOURE SUCH A TALENTED WRITER IM ACTUALLY IN SHOCKKKK YOU MUSTUVE BEEN DOIN THIS FOR A WHILE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF THIS IS UR FIRST TIME WRITING YOURE CHEATINGGGG 😭😭‼️‼️ BUT ONG YER WRITING IS FANTASTIC, YER STYLE IS SO SILKY AND SMOOTH THAT I CANT HELP BUT LIKE BE ENTRANCED AND I WAS LOWKEY AND THEN THE FANFIC ENDED SUDDENLY AND I WAS LIKE .. IS THAT ALL..? 😀
BUT PPPLLLEEEEEAAAAASSEEEEE NEVER STOP WRITIG AKWARD KAGEYAMA TOBIO SMUT I LOVE THAT MAN WITH MY LIFE AND I TRUST YER WRITING WITH MY LIFE SO NEVER EVER STOP NO MATTER HOW LONG OF A BREAK YOU TAKE- NEVER EVER STOPPP 😭💕💕💗💗💗
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leafcabbage · 5 months
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Helll yeah i loved the newest chapters of drdi bc you weren't afraid to show affection and attraction between our trio and it SHOWS in the most wonderful way, like it really made it feel more real <3 (also, as an aro person, the way you wrote tubbo's 'wait why am i thinking about marriage' was SO GOOD and also SO RELATABLE i loved that bit!!!)
THANK YOU ANON you have NO idea how much this ask means to me!!!!
like not to get super real, but the portrayal of the trio's relationship is something ive agonized over for a long time, because keeping my audience is important to me. it does matter to me at the end of the day... but do i really want to cater to people who dont want to read the story i want to tell? no! and with drdi especially, i lose readers as it gets longer and THAT IS NOT A BAD THING!! it means i have this like... beautiful, dedicated, wonderful audience who wants to read this horribly (/affectionate) long piece of writing and who is more than likely happy to read it how i want to write it! so if im losing readers ultimately anyway, why the heck wouldnt i write it how i want?
drdi was started at the beginning of my realization of my aroace identity, and i really did have this like... specific view of a QPR at the time and thought that was all i was allowed because i didnt experience romantic/sexual attraction. but as time has gone on, ive been able to be in qprs and learn that no! theres nothing specific! you can kiss and date and have sex or you can do none of those or some of those and being aroace is such a broad thing! and by having multiple characters under that label i can write that !! and by god beeduo can kiss and still be aroace!!
ANYWAY sorry to go on two tangents, but im glad youve enjoyed the recent chapters, and dont worry, things will only continue in this direction!! and im happy you enjoyed the tubbo marriage moment because i nearly cut it for being out of place but then went "wait but i like it!"
thank you again for this ask, appreciate you anon!!
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purekwon · 2 years
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reasons why episode 6 of the eclipse series should not have been shown to me: a very serious, very rational, write up
[THE ECLIPSE SERIES EP 6 SPOILERS!]
so far, we've seen many tension-filled akkayan moments - whenever they get a whiff of that locker room air, or a feel of each other on the crash mat - but EPSIODE 6??!!?!!! i'd like to say i have no words but i'm afraid i cant hold my thoughts in any longer or i'll literally exothermic-reaction combust. let us begin...
the all-revealing scene
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even tho this scene is a lead on from ep 5, it still made me sit up with shock. the anticipation and the tense atmosphere when aye discovers the truth behind so many happenings and akk's visible panic to find out he's been uncovered is just the perfect combo in this scene. and even tho aye has just found out damaging information, instead of throwing akk under the bus, he helps him hide from teacher sani. it's the way he constantly protects akk, despite the circumstances, that never fails to make me giggle and kick my feet. and omg the tension?? through the roof. I WAS SO HAPPY AYE WAS THE ONE TO FIND AKK (but also anxious)
2. the firepit scene
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"akk! look into my eyes. nothing is the best. you can't carry all the school problems on your shoulder. do you get it?" "but i must do it! if i can't, everyone will be disappointed in me." "screw those people!"
now this pushed me to my limit. we hoped for affection and we got emotional vulnerability, on both sides. akk with his hero complex, breaking down in tears before aye (aka the only person i've seen him be this unguarded around), and ayan crying after seeing akk so tormented by the good-boy persona he's trying to maintain. honestly, tears rimmed my eyes bc i FELT for both of them during the peak of this scene. aye holding akk's face to calm him and akk just allowing himself to be vulnerable in front of him.. it just UGH
3. their quiet yet LOUD moment
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this scene bro. when i tell you i squealed when aye got all flirty n shit and the way akk was just LETTING him do this until they got caught (eyeroll). we see a clear change from the first episodes where akk would immediately push aye away or escape the situation where as now, he seems to accept and almost.. yearn for it? wtv it was, it made want to push their heads together and give us all what we've been ever so patiently waiting for. the way aye has the ability to be flirty while being accusing of akk is genuinely attractive. idc.
4. my final effing straw
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THE NIGHTMARE TROPPEEE HELLL YEAAHHHH best trope going i swear. the way akk instantly comforted aye with a hug and was the first to lean in for a kiss for once??? the way they've become so fond of one another is just entirely tender and warm and i so thoroughly enjoyed this scene that i replayed it at least 3 times. he didn't hesitate to make sure ayan felt safe during the nightmare and neither did he pull away when aye leant in for the kiss.
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the safe aura this scene encapsulates is just immaculate and first and khaotung couldn't have done a better job at executing it. akk finally caved and wasn't forced into doing so, he did it voluntarily, of his own free will. he wanted to kiss aye. he wanted to make him feel safe in his arms and protect him from his nightmare. i love them. i really do. i'm happy this was the way they shared their first proper kiss, with mutual pining after a long day and in the comforts of akk's dorm bed. so homely it gives me butterflies DKDJHDJKS
this scene reminds me of leith ross' - We'll Never Have Sex "Oh, you kissed me just to kiss me Not to take me home It was simple, it was sweetness It was good to know"
but anyways.. that concludes this vent for now. in short, this episode should've been kept from my view because idk how im gonna cope when the series ends! 😃
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enhaheeseung · 6 months
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THAT WAS AMAZING like helll im happy they could kiss and make up (and fucckkk) seriously it was so hot and cute and romantic it was fantastic.
we still dk if the baby is hee's or not. but after that chapter wtv happens hee and y/n will get through it. aaaand it also catches my attention that she went straight to fucking but didn't tell hee about the pregnancy or wtv idk sksjksj my head is a mess now #cb2m
Thank you! I found a way to add in the smut that everyone so desperately wanted 🤭
The pregnancy is still up in the air hehe but it will be revealed in the next chap so fasten your seatbelts
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moffymoth · 1 year
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The way my autism + adhd works is like. My special interest is animals. But I could not tell you my specific animal sub interest because I have none. PALEO ANIMALS? Fuck yeah!! Extant animals??? Fuck yes!! Speculative fiction?? HELL YEAH!!! ENTOMOLOGY??? YEAHHH!!! ORNITHOLOGY??!!! HELLL YEAAHHHHH-
Do you see what the problem is. I can’t focus on just one thing I have to LEARN them all and I constantly feel I don’t know enough. On one hand this is great because I get surprised by fun facts all the time but on the other hand why the fuck didn’t I know this before why didn’t I invest time in it in my 20 years of life. Im a fake animal fan. A fraud. But then I’ll share an obscure animal fact with someone and they’ll go “wait how do you know this”. It’s a cycle.
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kalpasio · 1 year
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IT IS I, 🧊ANON, SCREAMING IN MY PILLOW
JUST READ THE 5 + 1 FIC AFTER RECOVERING FROM A COLD AND I AM GIGGLING LIKE A DUMBASS I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Tbh I would be the EXACT SAME as reader because I cannot for the life of me pick up on social cues ESPECIALLY with someone as hot as Kalpas😭
AND IM NGL, BRIAN AND EMILE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO But hey be who you areee (he is 100% gay I don't make the rules)
KALPAS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS IS SO RELATABLE, WE LOVE DUMB FIERY MAN <3
When he grabbed reader by the shoulder I kept thinking of those dramatic kdramas with the glowy effect and the scene repeating 47 times YKWIM?
This fic will live in my mind rent free for the next 3 weeks thank you for the food and ty werewolf kalpas anon for requesting this masterpiece of an idea!!
(WHAT THE HELLL KIND OF BULLSHI- EXCINTMINT MY ASS BOY)
HIIIIII 🧊ANON!!! WELCOME BACK! I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER!! 🧡🧡
I'm exactly the same, kalpas could flat out tell me he's in love and I would just overanalyze it and stand there squinting for a solid minute before going "neat! ANYWAY-"
BRIAN AND EMILE WERE AN ACCIDENT I just felt bad for being mean to Brian and Emile deserved a bf for putting up with Kalpas lol Emile is at the very least bi, you cannot convince me this man isn't going 👀👀 to half the guys on base at all times I both make the rules and enforce them, gay Emile is my son now I'm kidding kind of
KALPAS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS IS LIKE ONE OF THE TOP 10 ER LOUNGE DIALOGUES and I constantly think about it and it's a problem lol also Kalpas grabbing reader's shoulder but they do that thing in 90s anime where they just show the same frame for actually a full minute with no sound or anything before suddenly moving????
I'm so glad you liked it!!! also hopefully I'll have new pieces up by the end of the week so you wont have to go so long!!
speaking of which, this is already way too long but I wanted to say that the next two requests are literally "soft kalpas" and "put us in the fucking angst zone" so I've been trying to get both done so they balance out, but it's obviously taken me a hot minute. I go back to school tomorrow, though classes don't start for another few days so I'm hoping to have both up by then! if I don't have the angst done, the soft kalpas is done (kind of, you'll see) and I'll put that up by Friday regardless of how far along the angst is!!
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yolobegone · 10 months
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Hey Melanie!
I'm one of those people who hopped on board because of your newest stream and I gotta say, I am sooooo impressed. You wouldn't happen to have any tips for an aspiring indie horror video maker would you? Totally understand if it's a trade secret or something, y'know, it's just everything I've tried looks so fake and corny and your arg vid looked super realistic so I thought I'd ask!
haha hi ante!! (great username btw def 1 of the best ive ever seen lol)
once again thank u all soo much 4 rhe support on that last video! like i said i wasnt even sure if a lot of the stuff i tried would work lol let alone get as much of a response as it did!!
im afraid i didnt really record a lot of my process (which is probably 4 the best bc let me tell u it was NOT the best idea lol dont b like me kidz)- im a bit messy and all over the place with it n honestly the best advice i can give u is to have an absoloutely super utterly foolproof plan lmaoo
that and to use real equiptment as much as u can!! real saws (W/ THE SAFETY FEATURES STILL ENABLED LOL. DONT SAW OFF UR ARM. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA B4 SOME1 TRIES COPYING ME FR) and real warehouses and the msot method acting u can possibly get (jus close ur eyes and pretend its real lol works every time) helps dfdistract a bunchhhh from the fake blood which is good bc you always ALWAYS need more than u think
thats the rule for injuries!! those bitches bleed mor e than u would EVER imagine. ik. i googled it. also on top if that dont try editing it too much?? its like w films- being able to do all ur sfx physically at the time helps ur acting and how real it looks-- bc trying to edit details in is like the no1 way of makin it look fake as helll. also i use like, windows movie maker. so. they dont even got a fake blood feature.
ohyeah advice no4. dont use windows movie maker. it sucks. also igot like so many viruses trying to download it in the 1st place fml
good luck w it and happy horroring!! id love 2 see how it goes!
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trippygalaxy · 11 months
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Hello there mind if I down this thought imagine of mine, to share with you of my oc? -⛩️))
Twilight grip his side that bleeding to taken a nasty hit by the iron spear by a monster and he couldn't get help since he's too far from the chain and is surrounded. Twilight prepared himself for his possible end and raise his sword to fight but sudden one of the monster go flying as a deep roar is heard.
Twilight look to were the monster fly after to see a giant wolf like beast tearing the monsters that surrounded twilight and this beast keep attack the monsters til they puff into purple smoke.
Twilight huff and grip his injury side but he fell to his knees then on the ground, he lost his strength and he slowly losting consciousness. He can hear the beast footsteps walking over to him and twilight try to get up to defend himself of a possible attacker but since his injury is very bad he hiss out in pain.
Twilight: shit...no..
The giant beast stop once is next to the hyrulian teen and twilight turn his head to get a look to this beast but see no giant beast but a teen girl and it confused twilight since he knows what he saw and heard and this girl sit down next to him and is looking at his injury and slowly place her hand on his injury. Twilight bite back a hiss of pain to feel her hand on his injury but suddenly the pain is gone and can feel his strength return to him but he hear a whimper of pain and look to see the giant wolf like beast again instead of the teen girl and twilight see the injury on this beast and realized what just happened.
Twilight slowly get up and reach his hand out to touch this giant beast-
Wild: twilight?! Were are you?!
Twilight stop to hear wild and call out to him but turn his head back to see the giant beast walking or limping away and twilight get up to his feet to try to stop it from leaving since everything in his body is telling him to stop it from leaving or it'll died so twilight stop it as the chain arrive and are glad twilight okay but see this giant beast and were going to reach for their weapons but twilight lift his hand as in no.
Twilight: don't hurt it, it save me-
Suddenly the giant beast fell to the ground drag twilight with it but twilight managed to get out but see his arm is bloody and look to see the giant beat but see again a teen girl bleeding from the injury and is pass out.
Twilight: hyrule!!
Legend: what the fuck?!
Chain: 🤔 to 😨
Time: well this is......strange.
Warrior: we are not going to let her leave til we clearly get answers.
Unknown to the chain they're being watched from a distance and dark link tsk . Darklink: they found the guardian's kid. Shit Ganondorf is going to have my head if he find out I failed to kill her. But I still have time. So I'll rethink the plan again on killing them all.
OOOOOOOOOOOO!! HELLL YEAH!! OC OC OC!!
Tell me all about her :OO im already so interested!! WHos the guardian and why does ganondorf want the kid dead?
WHAT MAGICAL POWERS ARE THESEEES!!
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