#im so fucking touched starved and lonely

[moss-mlm]

I had a really cute dream that I met a boy at a stars game. just met him and we just clicked, like we know each other for years. he was so fucking nice it was just a dream but I miss him.

#im so fucking touched starved and lonely #there are so many cute details im leaving out #why do i miss this fucking dude hes just a dream he doesn't even exist

[speeviswenis]

going to regular physio appointments to microdose being soft dommed

#bro im so fucking lonely #touch starved af #bottomposting #shitpost #physio #i didnt make it weird but im having a crisis bro

[notenderlaith]

I paid someone 5$ per min so I could cuddle them. They didn't even cuddle me back smh.

#im not even joking #its funny either way but yeah #youve never met a more touch starved person #i would also like to mention that that was the last time i got physical affection of any sort #so im just lonely af ig #idk #honestly i could talk about how much i want to cuddle for fucking hours but its unironically cringe #idk why its a little messed up cuz love is a privlage so if you get love and cringe at my touch starvedness check your priv ig LMAO #im half joking #no but fr can we talk about how ppl need to give more attention to each other

[pressed-violet]

I don’t need companionship, I own a weighted blanket and an excessive amount of plushies

#that’s the same thing right? #kill me im literally so lonely #i just want to experience love #fucking hell i need a hug #touch starved

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

I don't think it would actually solve anything but I do think that if someone just fucking hugged me already then maybe things wouldn't seem quite so bad

#sobbing so hard im gasping #holy fuck i am so lonely #so touch starved #holy fucking shit am i touch starved #slap or punch me or kick the shit out of me even please just touch me

[runway-houses-city-clouds]

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#man. i've been feeling so fucking touched starved & lonely recently for no reason #probably because i talk to maybe about. 5 people irl and don't do much anymore but. it still fucking sucks #im just too socially anxious to go and meet other people plus i don't normally have enough energy to do it either #sigh #:[ #tw vent #cw vent #vent

[greenfiredragonfly]

...the thing is, I think, that I'm awfully lonely most of the time. It affects a lot of how I interact with the world.

#i was lonely when i lived with my parents too - very much so. it was a lonely house #but at least there i wasn't touch starved. like. i could seek out a person and hug them for a solid five minutes and get a smile about it #here i have a roommate but we don't really...socialize. except occasionally. #im pretty fucking lonely. a little desperate sometimes i think #small talk with classmates just isn't enough. it doesn't mean anything really #hmm #personal #introspection baybeeey

[mrfoox]

So... How do I deal with wanting to spend time with people all the time but being unable to? This not deppression has left me wanting to actually spend time with people I love and it sucks

#miranda talking shit #I have known since i was young thay im probably touch starved and just so fucking lonely but once again.... #My deppression kept me busy. I didn't have time or energy to cry and feel lonely bc i didnt see people #But now that i do im like... Aw fuck... Aw shit... Mmm :/ #Id love to be someones favorite person and them wanting to spend time with me... #Im just the one that makes everyone my favorite and i bother them

[charonte-simi]

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#I wish my acne weren't so fucking terrible and didnt I look like absolute garbage #cause im so fucking lonely and touch starved and want to find someone to hook up with #i just want a fucking hug man but i dont have anyone to get one from #so id take the unattached sexualization if it meant someone would hold me again #fuck #but the last one hasnt msged me back and its made me so fucking self concious #i feel horribly undesirable #i feel gross and unwanted #T-T #sad boy stuff #simi speaks #i just want to feel like someone wants me

[hannieehaee]

Can you write something, anything, about woozi and his ass cuz that one clip of 96z shaking their ass has made me into a whole new person. Literally just Lee jihoon ass appreciation.

18+ / mdi

content: sub!woozi, afab reader, smut, reader is extremely horny and depraved, the word pretty is overused, body worship, woozi is thoroughly felt up (oops), dry humping, penetrative sex, etc.

wc: 1139

a/n: U AND ME BOTH ANON

masterlist

"w-wait slow down."

these were a few of the last coherent words jihoon would let out that night.

or at least that was the plan. especially considering his egregious behavior mere hours ago.

you see, you knew your boyfriend's body like the back of your hand. you had kissed and worshiped every inch of his skin, leaving no part untouched at some point or other.

however, this past month, you had been unable to relish in the privilege that was to have lee jihoon's body at your utmost disposition. work had kept you away from him, leaving you sad and lonely and without his pretty body to gawk at for an entire month.

finally being back, you were slightly peeved off at knowing he'd have back to back concerts for a few days just on the week of your arrival, but it was fine! as long as you got to keep him to yourself afterwards, it was okay.

it was okay until it wasn't. until the moment you saw him step out on stage, tight button up on, blonde hair up in a bun, and the worst of all, the most fitting brown slacks you had ever seen on your boyfriend. the sight made you feel like a caveman, no coherent word leaving your mouth as you gawked at him like a piece of meat.

you watched as he swayed his hips, showing off every delicious curve of his body, taunting you without so much as realizing.

it had been an extraneous three hours (damn you, never ending aju nice) until you were able to get him in a car and back home.

the moment you stepped foot into your shared apartment was when you began your attack, pushing him up against the wall and shutting up any question leaving his mouth with your tongue down his throat.

your hands were frantic, feeling him up like you were starved for his touch – and you very much were. your wandering hands groped at every curve, swallowing every gasp of delight let out against your lips.

when you finally disconnected for some air, trailing your lips down to his neck, he gasped out his request to slow down, but you simply couldnt. you needed every inch of his body marked by your kiss, touched by your hand, licked by your tongue.

finally pulling away completely, you dragged him over to the couch, sitting him down and crawling your way on top of him after having carelessly discarded your clothes. he followed without instruction, throwing off his shirt and unbuttoning his pants, unable to get them all the way off as you sat on him.

your lips went back to his, hands still frantically feeling him up, scratching at the milky skin of his toned chest.

"so pretty, hoonie. fuck ... do you even know how gorgeous you are?", your lips trailed down to his chest, careless splotches of red left behind by your teeth as you marked your territory.

"prettiest thing ... looked so good on stage ... wanted to fuck you so bad," you groaned against his nipple, licking at it as he cried out above you.

"s-stop it," he complained, too shy to take your shameless praise.

"wanna see you, pretty. wanna see your gorgeous body, yeah? so fucking sexy ... make me feel like im losing my mind ..."

without even realizing it, your hips had begun grinding against his crotch, hands digging into his shoulders for support. his strong arms held your waist, helping you maintain your pace.

fuck, he was so meaty and strong. the thought alone made your eyes roll back.

despite the pleasure of his delicious cock dragging against your cunt, you needed to change positions. you couldnt ride him tonight. you needed to feel him up so more, up until getting your fill of him.

flipping him around (with his help ..), you laid on the couch, with him now above you. you bit your lip at the sight. his pretty hair was covering the sides of his face, making him look like an angel from above you. you voiced this compliment to him, making him scoff and scrunch up his nose in embarrassment.

"hoonie ... fuck, so fucking pretty and sexy. so obsessed with you ...", you groaned, hands reaching back to squeeze at his ass and drag him against you.

"no, i- fuck. you .. you're the pretty one, i-", he hiccuped opting to bury his face in your neck before you could see his reddened cheeks.

as embarrassed as he was at your blatant comments, he also relished in it, allowing you to touch him in such ways and even following the guidance of your movements as he ground against you, your hands still grasping harshly at his ass.

your hands went up and down the delicious arch of his back, groaning at the thought of how pretty he'd look on all fours for you, gorgeous body ready for you to do whatever you wanted to it.

but that would come some other day. right now you needed him to get his dick in you and make you lose all ability to think.

slipping inside you, he groaned against your ear, humping against you thoughtlessly. the contrast between the controlled movement of his hips on stage made you chuckle, enjoying how his desire would make him lose control so easily.

"feel so good, shit- you- love you," he murmured against you, "d-don't stop touching me ... love when you touch me ... when you love me like this."

your hands went even crazier at his admission, digging your nails into every bit of skin you could reach and dragging his hips towards you.

"my pretty boy ... body's so fucking gorgeous. and you're all mine? fuck ... prettiest little thing all mine ...", you gasped against his ear, making his pace go even faster at your endless praise. your hands never stopped feeling him up, dragging his toned body against your own as he showed the telltale signs of his orgasm.

with a high pitched whine, he came inside you, with you joining him right after. the sight of him alone had you pent up for hours, so cumming with him was an effortless task.

falling halfway on top of you, he cuddled against you, kissing at your neck before nuzzling into your hair.

"love you," he whispered.

"love you too, pretty," you whispered back, "but i'm not done with you yet ..."

the rest of the night was spent productively. your lips found every inch of skin on his body, leaving love bites on all your favorite parts. by the end of the night, his hips were unrecognizable with pretty red marks left by your lips. his chest and back were red due to all the grabbing your hands couldnt help themselves with. and jihoon? he was sleeping with a satisfied smile on his face.

#seventeen fanfic #seventeen x reader #svt fanfic #svt x reader #seventeen #seventeen imagine #svt #seventeen oneshot #seventeen smut #svt smut #svt scenarios #seventeen scenarios #jihoon smut #jihoon imagine #jihoon x reader #jihoon scenarios #jihoon imagines #woozi imagines #woozi scenarios #woozi x reader #woozi smut

[222hopelessromantic444]

Five more minutes

just some small donnie x y/n fluff <3

...btw im new here so I don't really know how to use this app so pls bare with me lmao

"Just five more minutes," the tall, dark-haired boy groaned. "I literally just got comfortable."

Donnie and you had originally met to get some homework done, but that touch-starved boy couldn't hold himself back for longer than 40 minutes before he dragged you to his bed and made himself comfortable in your arms.

Despite him usually being somewhat awkward and distant, you were his only excuse. You were his so-called 'best friend,' even though you both hated that term because it made your relationship seem childish. The boy shared everything with you, every thought that crossed his mind, his opinions on life and people. He even shared his depressing thoughts and moments from his life.

He even told you about Frank, whom, besides you, only his psychiatrist knew about. For him, this friendship, this bond between the two of you, was more than a 'best friend friendship.' It was as if a higher power had decided that you two were meant to meet.

In reality, you were just two lonely teenagers trying to find the right path in life, but for him, you were more than a friend. In his eyes, you were the most beautiful and talented human being he had ever seen. Sometimes he would catch himself getting lost in his thoughts by simply looking at you. You made his breath hitch, his heart flutter, and drove him even crazier. Of course, he would never openly admit that.

"Donnieeee, you're starting to get heavy. My leg just fell asleep minutes ago, and we haven't even really started with our homework yet," you huffed, trying to get him off of you.

Sighing, he dramatically moved his body to the side, falling onto the mattress next to you."Fine, you just broke my heart, you know that?" he laughed sarcastically, now lying on his side to face you.

"Oh no, poor brokenhearted Donnie," you whined, making a face. You both shared a few moments of silence together, admiring each other's features.

'You're cute,' Donnie mentioned bluntly, more to himself than to you, quickly regretting his choice of words.'I mean, not in that way, of course. Like, not that I wouldn't—wait, no, I mean—' He sighed, stopping his rambling in hopes of not making the situation even more awkward.

Donnie fucking Darko just called you cute. Without thinking, your face moved closer to his, now only inches between the two of you.

'I know,' you whispered giggling. Smiling, Donnie replied, 'You drive me crazy, you know that?' before pulling you in, connecting your lips together.

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Got kinda rushed towards the end sorry 😭

#donnie darko x reader #donnie darko #donnie x y/n #donnie x reader

[passports-pls]

I was very disappointed in the lack of quality Mine playlists so I made my own 🤞

Listen here

you COULD listen to it in your own free time OR you could listen to it alongside my mentally insane directors commentary 😌

(under the cut)

for the sake of this post not getting too long I am grouping all the important songs into different categories pertaining to the different eras of mine tm

Pre-Daigo Misery (Nobody - The Other Woman)

This section is mostly abt Mine being a lonely little weirdo (characterised mostly by the smiths unsurprisingly) and because this era lacks a lot of actual content my notes are less specific between songs

There are actually so many male manipulator songs that fit too perfectly with Mine in this part of his life that I couldn't resist like I'm sorry but creep by radiohead is LITERALLY about him i don't make the rules

Okay but I do find 'Heaven Knowns Im Miserable Now' so funny in this context because I'm sure Mine was forcing himself into the yakuza expecting it to be so much easier to have close connections with these other men compared to his previous 9-5, only to find its almost exactly like his 9-5 just with more crime

'Salvatore' and 'Therefore I Am' are specifically the songs I attach to his bateman-esque grindset and his bubbling hatred for most of the people he works with dsfgf

okay but THE OTHER WOMAN ASWELL. It's literally mine you wouldn't understand. He dedicates so much time to taking care of himself and setting himself up to be an actual catch of a man and yet,, no one gives a shit about him despite all the effort he puts into his lifestyle to appeal to the ppl around him

LIKE??? Kicking and screaming he's so lana del ray coded

Just the sheer depression of this era i feel so bad for him

Yandere-mode activated (Can't Get You Out of My Head - The Killing Moon)

Self explanatory however actually finding songs that pertain to his specific brand of obsession was surprisingly difficult sfdsf

Although I will say that I cope and seethe at the fact that I had to sift through Killing Stalking playlists to settle on most of these songs gfdgsf

Theres such a delicate balance between the right amount of fluff and insanity that very few songs capture without being about literal stalking

like no in this case the stalker fucking won

that and vibes of idolizing Daigo like a god, I think 'Out of Touch' and 'Stolen Dance' do this the best

And freak because I can only imagine in all of Mine's relationships it's always been purely transactional and no ones ever put in the effort to actually talk and get to know Mine in any intimate form.

my poor touch starved blorbo

FEELINGS TM (Romantic Homicide - How to Dissapear)

THIS SECTION I FEEL GREATLY ABOUT

These songs to me are all about how Mine copes with Daigo's hospitalisation and when he wakes up. His whole internal battle surrounding his premature grief and his loss of connection with Daigo because could no longer see him as a truly living thing anymore

'Change' specifically hits when you think about it in this context. Because it's not so much about any real change in Daigo himself it's all about Mine's mental image of him now (because let's be real, Mine was way more in love with the idealised version he had of Daigo more than anything tangible about him)

IFHY is a little more of any iffy choice but I think it still convey's a lot about how conflicted Mine likely felt as well as just continuing his Yandere behaviour just in a much more sinister flavour

Okay but here's where my favourite song of the entire list is

WHITE FLAG BABY

admittedly it's completely self indulgent and ties into the mine-lives theory. But just the guilt and shame Mine felt when he see's that Daigo was indeed alive and that he was going to have to explain the past few weeks to him

yeah i would've thrown myself off that roof as well

also the lyric "I will go down with this ship" paralleling his "everyone abandons ship eventually" line just tickles my brain in the best way

'Door' and 'I Guess' are also just Mine guilt tm as well

'I guess' even more specifically because he's literally attached himself to daigo like a parasite and now he's thinking daigo's gonna break up with him I just AUGH

He KNOWS he's completely fucked up but I don't think he realises how much of a pushover Daigo is just yet and that he would have forgiven him eventually gjfdg

I'll probably update this with more notes as I remember them but for now I hope y'all enjoy the playlist!

#mine yoshitaka #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #character playlist #Yakuza 3 #playlist #now I can finally listen to Mine flavoured goodness without gritting my teeth #Spotify

[danganronpa-obsession-hell]

Taking influence from another post, can i getJunko, Miu, Akane and Aoi with a reader whos both very touch starved and touch adverse due to a terrible upbringing. Both are aware and reader slowly trying to overcome until one day they go up to their gf and go "Fuck it. Hug me. Im tired of being scared." Jinx does and they find it so damn nice they just melt into her and now they cant get enough of her.

I want to sit in my bed and rot away /j-Mod Junko

Junko, Miu, Akane and Aoi with a touch adverse S/O

Junko Enoshima

• Junko does respect that you don’t like being touched but at the same time, she desperately wants to hold you, it drives her a little insane

• to hold you and brush her fingers through your hair, to plant kisses all over your soft face. The thought that she can’t have that it drives her crazy

• but one day you came up to Junko and basically said “fuck it, come hold me”

• Junko’s eyes practically sparkled and she hugged you close to her, you were so soft she never wanted to let go.

• yeah she eventually had to let go so you two could go eat dinner but after that Junko can’t stop holding you

• “that wasn’t so bad was it, Y/N? Now you’re never not being held by me again~”

• good luck ever having a moment of quiet ever again without Junko holding you

Miu Iruma

• Miu really wanted to hold you, she’s a very touchy person but that’s just how she is. But she gets you don’t like to be touched

• sometimes she’ll gently pester you about it, nothing mean just “hey ready to be held yet?” Which usually gets a chuckle out of you

• you approached Miu one day and she said her usual pestering line, but you actually responded with a yes this time. She stared dumbfounded for a moment before she gently picked you up and hugged you tight

• oh lord you were so soft, this is what she’s been missing out on for so long? Damn she never wants to miss out on it again

• after that, Miu has you in her lap when she works on her inventions. It makes her less stressed and sometimes you doze off with how comfortable you get

• “you better not hold this from me ever again, you know”

Akane Owari

• Akane is a very loud, very touchy person. She understands being touch starved, she’s pretty touch starved herself due to her upbringing and it really does suck, but she understands why you don’t like to be touched

• the most Akane will do is hold your hand, it’s the least she can do before she ends up hoisting you over her shoulder for a hug

• it was one day that you told akane you’re tired of feeling afraid, and you want to try. Her eyes lit up and suddenly she pulled you into a giant bear hug

• you’re so small compared to her, it’s adorable. She wants to hold you like a small child against her every day if it was always this comfortable

• you did tell akane that you couldn’t breathe in her chest and she immediately let go, but it was enjoyable to be held by her

• “I’m proud of you for getting stronger than your fears, tiger!”

• after that it’s common for you to fall asleep on Akane’s chest from being so comfortable in her large warm hugs, it’s like a giant blanket

Aoi Asahina

• Aoi is the least bothered by you not wanting to be touched, she respects you have problems with that and she wants to wait for you to be ready for affection

• it does get a little lonely sometimes but that’s just because Aoi is a very energetic person, usually the only time she touched you was when she was helping you dry off after a swimming session

• but one day you came up to Aoi and suddenly opened your arms wide while she stared a bit confused. You told Aoi you feel ready enough to try and get used to touch

• Aoi gently accepted your hug and she rubbed your back softly. You were so soft, so sweet. She didn’t lift you into a hug or pull you too close, she was very gentle

• “I’m really proud of you, Y/N, you’re doing so well”

• Aoi was so proud of you for getting better at accepting touch, after this you two are a lot more physical like holding hands and hugs when you aren’t feeling your best. You really are the best

#danganronpa x reader #requests #junko enoshima x reader #junko x reader #junko enoshima #miu iruma x reader #miu x reader #Miu Iruma #akane owari #akane owari x reader #akane x reader #aoi asahina #aoi asahina x reader #aoi x reader

[sad-leon]

Hello! I hope you're having a good day!

So many people in my life seem to be going through something right now, and I just wanted to give you an opportunity to share anything you might be going through. Good or bad, as specific or as vague as you're comfortable with. Or feel free to ignore if you'd rather not. No pressure at all!

I hope things are going well for you! But if not, I'll be sending prayers your way if you're comfortable with that!

I am... not.

and i haven't for a long time

I'll preface this entire post with a warning: THIS IS A VENT POST the only tags will be trigger warnings

I thinks i've said it once or twice, but I started school this year. This is my first year in college after taking a gap year and also telling everyon i wasnt gonna go. I know jack shit about what im doing and its fucking exhausting. Theres so many things that i feel like I should know but dont because all the college information given out in my highschool was geared toward the college in that town specifically, which is not the college im going to.

I've also moved. im entirely on my own, physically and financially. I just met with my job and am starting very soon which is not good because my sleep schedule is all wrong. I may be switching jobs soon, but i can't just quit becuase, like i said, im on my own.

and those are only the big two. lets speedrun this. my anxiety, my autism, i need new glasses, my feet hurt more than i think they should, im a system, my eating disorder, my aversions that make it hard to drink the water up here, the burnout, the exhaustion, executive dysfunction, i also likely have adhd which mean rsd. im touch starved and touch adverse

those are just what i can think of off the top of my head

but all of this had been leading to what might be a pretty nasty breakdown and soon.

im so fucking tired all the time and that makes it hard to draw, but thats one of my only ways to relax. i like playing mc, but i get bored easily and also i cant sit at my desk for long becuase it feels like my head is too heavy for my neck. it hurts. everything hurts and my job doesnt help me at fucking all.

i was able to draw tsob while dealing with most of my issues becuase all i had to worry about was work. looking at my current schedule, i can find the free time. the issue is using that freetime to draw and not just sleep or dissociate. finding home is very dear to me, but drawing it the way i am can be exhausting and i dont want to start hating it, so i just.. dont draw it most days

i stress constantly about how i appear on my blog becuase i want so badly to do this right. i want to be good at something, like, as a person, not just as an artist. but i hate myself too much to believe in any progress i make.

i know its the rsd mostly but i see groups and i feel gross. its not as bed now (any of you beans that have made it this far, ily /p) becuase i found a community i can actually interact with, but it still comes up, especially because i've moved away from all my irl friends and its so fucking hard for me to make them in the first place. like.. actual friends, not just people i can work with at school

if i keep going i'll probably talk myself in circles, so ill stop it here. theres a lot more but im not going to ramble about my suicidal, intrusive, or sh thoughts on this blog. this is a post to inform you guys of the state of mind im in. im lonely and sad and its all building up to a massive breakdown.

im not going to be leaving tumblr or giving up on my comic, but i probalby wont update as often as i did tsob. i just dont have the energy.

i also will probably post some of my traditional art cuz i gotta fill up a sketchbook for my animation class, so that also takes away from the time i use to draw digitally.

im so tired

#vent post #tw vent #long post #tw exhaustion #tw burnout

[luvrxbunny]

bunnyyyy I'm so touch starved these days (because I'm a single ass bietch) and my friends tell me its probably because it's christmas season :( BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT I WANT A MAN SO BAD 24/7 like i just want a big boyfriend who could just pick me up and fuck me dumb against a wall and make me feel so little (I'm 5'6 and the men here are not really tall so im considered a giant for a woman) :(((( want him to call me bunny and puppy and make me feel so good. i honestly love when men coo or use that condescending tone because that just makes me feel so subby and small and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please i just want a man to baby me while he fucks me till I'm dumb and limp :(( this became so long aneeways love your fics and merry christmas in advance :) <3

THIS BABE. THISSS

i’ve literally been so romantically lonely lately it’s eating me up inside. I WANT A BIG BOYFRIEND (i’m 5’3 but the average height for men in my area is like 5’5 💀)WHO WILL BE SOFT AND SWEET FOR ME

i want him to baby me and care for me and AAGAAGAHAAAAAA

i want to be so safe around him that u never have to worry about anything, i wanna know that he’ll take care of everything for me, that he’ll always love me, and that nothing i do could ever annoy or upset him! i also wanna give him all that love back, endless appreciation for how he treats me, how he loves me and if he’s lucky enough i’ll even gift him w my virginity BUT NOOOOO INSTEAD IM SINGLE ASF

ROTTING ON MY COUCH ALL DAY

aneeways ily!! ty for liking my fics 🤭 AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU MY DEAR‼️

#luvrmail 💌

[jssysimp]

mcyt reaction to a gen z reader

includes: philza, wilbur soot, dream, sapnap, george, badboyhalo, schlatt and tommyinnit

uses they/them pronouns if pronouns are used; some of the reactions might include irl meetings.

tw: mentions of self deprecating/dirty/with a bit of homicidal tendencies jokes! mentions of a lack of basic self-care!

philza

manz is concerned

became your dad figure with no hesitation (he knows his audience🚶‍♀️)

texts you at least once a day to make sure you at least drink some water and eat something too

some times he'll send you small reminders to do some basic tasks like brushing your teeth and take a shower (they can be hard some days, which is understandable babes)

when he finally meets you irl, he'll sit you down and talk about the lack of care about yourself

'an energy drink/coffee doesn't count as drinking water, you need actual h2o'

'the fuck is a h2o? sounds nasty✋😟'

when you make a self deprecating joke, he laughs at first but then looks at you worried

you have called him a boomer before, which made him a little mad because, my manz isn't old, he's just a little ahead of time 😕

wilbur soot

wilbur is kinda used to being with gen z, especially because of tommy

he just isn't used to someone who has been on stan twitter

the self deprecating jokes don't worry him much, it's mainly the dirty/homicidal tendency ones that make him worry

after you told him that you haven’t slept in 2 days with your reasoning being 'why not', he now always makes sure that you get at least 8 hours of sleep per day

he likes to brag about you like a big brother would tbh

'wilbur, it isn't that big of a deal...'

'you don't get it, they managed to not drink a single drop of caffeine today, im so proud of them :('

he's always confused on how you were able to live for so long since you don't take much care of yourself

fuck authorities!!!

dream

the chaoooooos you two cause

definitely laughs at your self deprecating jokes before asking if everything's fine

would put in the smp right away making sure your character always stayed by his side, like in a 'mentor-apprentice' type of relationship

in prison, he would be regretting the decision because you would pass the entire time making fun of him

majority of the time lore streams end up with dream breaking character because of you💀

'lmaooo, you're in jail, you loser.'

'you're also in jail??'

'it's just because i thought it would be lonely, i can always ask sam to free me.'

'child privilege...'

you call him chad all the time, chadream💪😼

fuck authorities!!! x2

sapnap

deez nuts jokes <3

arson is cool, arson is life (sometimes he doesn't know if you're serious or just joking)

dnf biggest shippers

platonic cuddles, especially after he found out just how touch starved you are🚶‍♀️

you have both agreed that you would be fighting when you first meet, frenemies <3

'how can i live, laugh, love when i can't commit arson with nick non-virtually?'

'we would not be committing arson irl y/n'

'pussy'

anime marathons on discord every week

you two facetime during meal time (either dinner or lunch) so you can eat together, and so he can know you have eaten at least once on that day

georgenotfound

you call him bottom all the time, it's up to the point he just accepted it

calls you a child in return (you don't really care, but you pretend you do just so he doesn't feel sad)

weird tiktoks goes brrr

he gets very concerned about the jokes

likes to hear your rants every time, especially your 'capitalism bad' rants

'y/n, you need to start taking care of yourself'

'ill do it when you start seeing colors'

*pulls out the special glasses*

calls you during chore days to encourage you into doing them so you don't fight with your parents/roommates/partner(s)

you have forced him to listen to the genre of music you like so much, he actually started liking it

badboyhalo

like phil, this man is concerned-

even if you don't swear, he's always saying language to you because of the jokes (you do try to not make them, but they just come out unintentionally😔)

he was confused when you looked so amazed and excited to know he has a gun and knew how throw knives because people would normally feel afraid

became even more concerned when you asked him to teach you on how to throw knives

the first time you mentioned you don't care about dying, he was this close to schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist😃👍

'LANGUAGE'

'okay boomer'

u have declared yourself skephalo's child💪😼

he would be always trying to stop you from making stupid and dangerous decisions 24/7💀

schllat

you roast him 24/7 and he's always PISSED because you do not give a fuck about what he says about you (he doesn't scream at you though because it makes you cry-)

fuck authorities!!! x3

both your humor senses are fucked up so he always laughs his ass off at your jokes

political jokes go brrr

boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling!

'why does everyone think im in my thirties?'

'it's the beard. plus you look old bestie.'

he always questions how you're still alive since you do not take care of yourself that well

bullying tommy goes brrr

tommyinnit

chaotic energy

self deprecating jokes are always part of your conversation

fuck authorities!!! x4

shit talking the other is the same as asking to get your ego destroyed

when the two of you have a plan, no one's be able to stop you even more if tubbo is with you guys

'what if i threw myself if a cliff?'

'probably die... let's do it together!'

you two stay up late together playing games

he always drags you along to prank people and when the person gets mad, he blames it on you and just leaves

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