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Broke: accidently coming out to a new-ish friend at the club because you cannot keep a secret ever
Woke: that friend remembering and being the most respectful, affirming person ever at the next party
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captainsaltypear · 4 months
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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obsob · 3 months
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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exoflash · 5 months
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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blueskittlesart · 2 months
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sharing mana
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gibbearish · 6 months
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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a-flickering-soul · 10 months
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OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
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kaogens · 26 days
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opia-jpg · 7 months
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not exactly inktober but! i will try to draw a quick cat doodle every day of october..... i just think they're neat
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roach-works · 6 months
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pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.
pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.
there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?
pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?
this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.
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eyes-like-alexandrite · 4 months
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you guys wanna go to basrar’s?
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ylissebian · 10 months
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WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY 💥
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blackpnk · 5 months
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
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wrenderart · 6 months
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I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.
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robiniswriting · 5 months
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david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
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basketobread · 7 months
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sometimes when the enemy is at like 1 hp, i like to hit them with some good ol vicious mockery because nothing is funnier to me than actually obliterating someone into the next life with a yo mama joke
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