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kiro-withahat · 1 month

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Guys hey guys wait guys hear me out please aurora x sebek guys wait please hear me out aurora x sebek guys for realsies guys

#i meant like #the actual aurora #from the movie #im so sorry prince philip #he can be with me instead #one sided rivals to lovers!!!#twst sebek #twisted wonderland #aurora x sebek

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first-edition · 1 year

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Mud

Diaval x reader

Sum- throwing mud in the moors. Cute bathing scene with diaval (if you squint)

(Maleficent 2)

Cw- slight mention nudity, daughter of maleficent.

THIS IS A DRABBLE I WROTE THIS LATE AND HAVE NO REGARD FOR GRAMMAR AT THIS TIME SORRY FOR MISTAKES. SUCK IT UP.

He would always look at you certain ways, wither it was a side glance or a long admiring look everyone knew how much diaval loved you. Spending time in the moors with you, taking flights with you, and even nights like now sitting by the water edge as your half sister Aroura plays in the water with the Fay beings.

“y/n come play with us!” She calls

“i dont think so.” You giggle your mother sits up in a tree watching as to not get splashed.

“come o-” it goes quiet when she hit with mud by one of the Wallerbogs. They laugh at her now covered in mud she grabs some and throws it back. A mud fight has begun. You dodge a few but end up getting hit making your lover laugh out at your turmoil of getting mud splashed along your dress. You grab a chunk of mud and chuck it at him. It lands square against him.

You and aurora now laughing in the water. Diaval gets up and walks to you with a handful of mud smearing it across your face. You reciprocate using your magic and lifting a terribly large amount dropping it over his head completely covering him in the dirt. Making your mother laugh.

“i swear!” He exclaims and picks you up putting you over his shoulder making you giggle your wings flapping lightly at the shift in position. You laugh as he runs around with you smearing mud on your wings and back.

The mud fight goes on for a few more minute before your mother calls you and aurora sending you to clean up before bed.

“mother please?!” You beg still attached over diaval shoulder.

“now. We’re to be meeting prince Philips family tomorrow.” She says you sigh and nod. Diaval lets you down and watches as you walk off with aurora.

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You remove your dress and undergarments and dive into the water washing off the mud from your hair and body. You begin grooming out your wings. You feel the water shift around you and hands on your waist.

“need help?” His scruffy voice asks.

“y-yes. I wouldn’t if you hadn’t smeared it into my feathers.” You say

“mm.” He replies helping you wash the mud from your wings.

“what do you think? About Philip and aurora?” You ask

“it’s not my place to say what i think about them but, they seem like a perfect match.” He says

“hm..” you reply.

“why? Whats wrong?” He asks

“Philip is human…”

“aurora is human.” He responds

“Yes but, aurora grew up here same as me. I just i dont know what to expect tomorrow.” You reply.

“hmm would you have liked her fall for a fairy? Or fayperson?” He asks

You shrug.

“would you rather her fall for me?” He jokes you turn around the water lightly splashing against your wings as you do.

“No! You’re mine.” You say looking up to him. He chuckles holding his hands up in defense. It’s then you realize he’s also nude and cleaned off probably by your mothers magic. Aurora the same other wise she would be bathing along side you.

The markings on his chest that lead to his face something you always been fond of with him.

He puts his hand down letting them rest against your waist yet one moves your hair out of your face and brushes his thumb against your cheek.

“It’ll be fine tomorrow im sure his family is nice.” He reassures you. You nod.

You wrap your arms around his neck kissing him he kisses you back. The only thing that matters to him in the world is you and being happy with you.

#diaval #diaval x reader

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krasivaa · 24 days

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your royal lookalikes series is so interesting to see what features stick in the royals, ive noticed for BRF prince william and harry take after each parent a lot more with William taking after diana with slight hints of George VI and harry has strong resemblance to his father's side specifically prince andrew of greece and denmark/prince philip with slight hints to sarah McCorquodale and charles spencer

i tend to not talk about the kids a lot because of the digital landscape but speaking lightly with a mutual we agreed george resembled george v/charles spencer and strongly favored his grandfather on the middleton side while charlotte is more of the queen/elizabeth bowes lyon and william's side with hints of looking like pippa and louis is practically a boy version of his mother so thats interesting to see some features are still hanging on

omg tysm!!! im so sorry for the very late reply, and im glad that you agree with what i've made! btw i would love to continue making these, especially bc a lot of people declared that they are fond of it

#answered #nonnie

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streets-in-paradise · 1 year

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Classic fairy tale, what would happen if a sleeping spell meant for somebody else (Sharaman, Garsiv etc) rebounded onto Dastan???

Hi!

Sorry for answering so late, i wanted to have the proper time to type.

Is this a fully classical fairy tale escenario? Like, the spell gets revoked with a kiss of true love like Sleeping Beauty or Snow White?

If that's the case, I think that it would take a while for his family to figure out how to bring him back from that state. Maybe they know it's magic because their healers can do nothing about it, although it's clear that Dastan is still alive.

Honestly, it's angsty but cute to imagine Dastan in the classical position of the sleeping princess while the kingdom mourns their incapability to find a solution. In Sleeping Beauty ( i'm having the Disney version in mind lol) there is some awareness of what to do from the fairies and from Maleficent, who tries to stop Philip from reaching Aurora to kiss her. At the same time, the fairies put the entire kingdom to sleep so neither the family or the subjects mourn the loss of Aurora.

I'm imagining Nizam as Maleficent, Tamina as Philip while Garsiv and Tus (and Bis, probably) are a non magical version of the fairies. Instead of the " everyone is putted to sleep", the brothers leave the capital in the search of a witch or wizard that knows the way to break the spell. They eventually get to one that reveals the solution.

In a Cinderella-esque move, Sharaman summons the most beautifull princesses of closer kingdoms and persian noblewomen in a desperate try to find the true love of his son among them, the one that would be meant to give him the awakening kiss.

Tamina is widely claimed to be the prettiest of them all, fame has practically turned her into a middle eastern Helen of Troy ( and this kinda also happens in canon. 85% of the dialogue from guys that aren´t Dastan regarding her is " omg she is so hot!). Most expect she would be the one in greater conditions to succeed, and that's why Garsiv is sent by the king to bring her himself. Bis begs to be taken in the journey out of pure loyalty to his friend, hoping to help in his salvation, and with a mix of his own men and Dastan's friends Garsiv forms the Company for the travel to Alamut.

However, Nizam also believes this and he sends some of the people who obbey him in hopes they would get first to the princess and bring her to him. The company of Garsiv is on a time race with them without knowing they are people sent by his own uncle to stop Dastan's awakening.

When Tamina is presented with all of this, she is in disbelief. She may be a priestess and knows lots of things about magic, but the fact that people assume she would be the true love of the prince of Persia just because she is pretty is...

Offensive, she wants to refuse at first merely because she is a really self aware woman and would screaming the ancient times version of a " how dare you to objectualize me like that!". Garisv is not good at being a humble requester and she gets easily infuriated. Only the heartfelt beggings of Bis, who tells her they are just trying to do the best to bring his best friend back, convince her of joining them.

She sincerely doubts she could make any difference. At least untill, after a dangerous journey with the Company sent by Nizam hot on their heels, they arrive to the persian capital and she contemplates the sleeping prince for the first time.

She gets the strange feeling of having seen that man before ( peraphs in a dream? yes, im stealing this from Disney's Sleeping Beauty) even tho she is just meeting him. King and princes are expectant, watching from afar in the same room begging to their gods for their loved one.

Dastan looks dreamy beautifull, lost in a peacefull but never ending sleep while the sun rays caress him from the window of the bedroom. The small crowd watching reminds her of how loved he is and she doesn't hesitate.

She kisses him and, only seconds afterwards, his beautifull eyes are open wide staring at her in confussion.

He feels like if he would have passed from one dream to another.

#asks #messages #prince of persia #prince of persia sands of time #dastan #prince dastan #dastan x tamina #sleeping beauty au #jake gyllenhaal #gemma arterton

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cntarella · 9 months

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Tagged by @domokunrainbowkinz haven't actually done one of these in a while.

Rules: in a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you.

Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux — Read this when I was 7 and it became my entire personality for 20+ years, I don't know who I'd be without this book because it so profoundly shaped my aesthetic and literary taste.

Paradise Lost by John Milton — I'm just saying that if I were one of those pretty penitent Catholic school girls who first got to see the installation of la genie du mal, I too would've wanted to fuck the devil. Paradise Lost has the same effect on me.

Trouble the Saints by Alaya Dawn Johnson — To me, such, such an underrated author and book. I know it won the World Fantasy Award but I think people should be talking about this book more!!!! putting aside the incredible setting (1940s new york mafia assassin with superpowers handed down from the trauma of their ancestors), ADJ is a superb writer who manages to gut you and gut you and gut you scene after scene. The ending of this book has one of the most scream-worthy letters I've seen since Amberlough and Persuasion (WHEN WE RETURN TO THE WHEEL OF LIFE YOU AND I, WE WILL FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN SEVEN LIFETIMES AND SEVEN LIFETIMES MORE. im literally taking a knife and eviserating myself rn thinking about it)

His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman — cheating, cause this is a series but i'll allow it cause it is a series of all time. Also one of the few authors I've found to ever create a non-annoying animal companion to go with you on a quest. Lyra and Pantalaimon, you will forever be famous.

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov — love of my life fire of my loins my sweet beloved who is constantly misrepresented on here, the illiteracy website. I wish I could take back everyone's reading experience of this until we've had a discussion about authorial intent. Aside from that, Nabokov is one of my favorite writers of all time; his word choice is inspired and decadent, and one of the more digestible Russians to grace my bookshelf lmao (sorry doestoevsky and tolstoy, i love you but sometimes...)

Pictures of the Floating World by Amy Lowell — A hiss of gold/ Blooming out of darkness,/ Rockets exploded,/ And died in a soft dripping of colored stars. J U S T how do words how do poetry. i love you amy lowell lesbian icon i want to eat all of your poems up in one bite

The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wollheben — one of the few nonfictions I recommend to everyone. I think we could all benefit a little more from learning about trees, and especially trees not just as part of the ecosystem but as individuals who form a community. This book really opened my eyes to how connected every single living thing is in this world, and how everything speaks to each other :))) trees i love you trees i'd die for you

The Doloriad by Missouri Williams — Now here is a fucked up book. I wish all the incest girlies of tumblr would read this and talk to me about it. I haven't been able to stop thinking abt this book since I read it, and Missouri Williams' writing is honestly top-tier, super slippery and well crafted

Prince's Gambit by CS Pacat — enjoyed this whole series but this middle book is simply top tier, which is honestly amazing cause second books generally tend to be the worst. I want to dissect Pacat's brain to figure out how they manage to make the pay off that delicious. Laurent my original little meow meow you've done nothing wrong in your life

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente — i know the tumblrinas have gotten this one out of their system in like, 2015-2017, but i think we should talk about this more!!!!! who is doing it like Valente.

Idk who to tag, but feel free to do this if you would so like and tag me in it. I love hearing about ppl's formative books.

#about me #literature #books #literally impossible for me not to over think about this list #i have so many Opinions™ about books i am the most annoying person in a literature seminar

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machetemaiden27mcx · 1 year

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I hate strangers comong round especially if they ring my doorbell. It reminds me of the day i thought i was gonna die.

I had this neighbour, lets call him cunt. Cunt was nice at first. I knew he had mental health problems as one day rthe police did a welfare check on him. I wanted to help... very typical of me. So i befriended him. We werre hangin out when we heard that prince philip died. It was strange but it kinda brought us togther and i looked out for him more after that.

Then one day cunt knocks on our door and ask for baccy (tobacco) and papers. Being the nice neighbour i am, i oblige. Then i realise hes really drunk. He tryna hug and kiss me as i attempt to escort him out. He tries to touch my boobs and pussy.

I am horrified and go through a major psychotic episode. I walked for miles in a total daze. Sigma found me and we returned home. I got so drunk everything else was a blur until the next day

The next day i still wasnt in my right mind so when the doorbell ramg whilst i was home alone i foolishly answered. It was alpha. We made some small talk as i let him in, rhen he revealed to me that he was mad at my neighbour and there to "have wordz with him". Being infuritated at what happened to me and kinda attracted t0 the guy standing before me, i told him what happened

My neighbour nearly died that day he got beat so bad. I wish i could say im sorry but im not. Alpha brought him to my door, all bloody amd beaten, forcing him to say sorry. And like a pyscho i refuzed his apology, grinning at alpha before he led cunt away.

Thtas when it all hit me. I started crying but i also felt vindicated. I felt scared yet almost amused. I was so scared of alpha, i still am, yet i befriended him. I kinda dated him online to gain information. It wasnt hard, he was kinda my hero in a fucked up way. I got threatened a lot by people for assocating with alpha but i had started to really like him and believe it was worth it.

He almost murdered someone and i kinda enabled him. I was scared, i thought id die. I thought it was my only chance to save myself and my loved ones. I was scared hed come for me,especially if he knew i was workin with the police

I barely see him nowadays but sometimes still have a panic attack upon seeing him. I flirt a bit and smile a lot and he leaves me alone. I dont know if i did right, i just wanted to apease alpha and his friends enough for them to leave me and my family alone

#storytime #rant #trauma #op

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twilightandjatp · 3 years

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julie and the phillips

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #SORRY #prince philip #IM SO SORRY #MY FRIEND SENT IT SO I HAD TO POST IT #not rip to prince Phillip #it still feels unreal that he’s gone #not in a good way #just feels like he has been alive forever #ya know?#julie molina #luke patterson #alex jatp #reggie peters #willie jatp #willex #juke #jukebox

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magellicorn · 3 years

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im going to hell for many reasons, but what solidified that conclusion for me today is how many prince philip memes i have reblogged without hesitation

#prince philip #rip #im so sorry #but the meme economy is doing great sweetie #thanks for your contribution #mine #text #meme #lol #hmm #im going to hell

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sodrippy · 3 years

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if you are neither a member of the jerver nor user jsuh you have no business saying jestie. did you get a vermit (val permit) for that? i dont think so!

#jokes but also im obsessed w claiming credit for things<3 #i wanna post the so true jestie image i made for jerver but i dont want other people having access to it #so u see..thats the level of crazy im on #sorry but the night superm killed prince philip is still so iconic i lose it whenever i rmr pixies msg like I COULD BE A WHAT

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anarchistbitch · 3 years

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