Buck, texting Bobby: *Sends a voice message*
Bobby, texting Buck: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Buck: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
[Later]
Bobby: *Presses play*
Buck’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Buck: Chris, why did you just hand me a giant box of tissues?
Eddie: and me a pocket-sized one?
Chris: because you don't cry as much as Buck
*Buck and Eddie share a look*
Buck: fair enough. But why tissues?
Chris to Bobby: here, you can have some, too
Buck: Chris?
Chris: because I know you. Papa.
*Buck bursts into tears while pulling Chris into a hug*
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Eddie: wake me up-
Hen: when September ends
Chimney: before you go go
Buck: wAKE ME UP INSIDE
Eddie: ???
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Bobby: I swear to God, the next one of you to say "weird flex but okay" *stares at Ravi* is going to be stuck with bathroom cleanup for the next month.
Ravi, without thinking: Weird flex but ok. *stares at the rest of the 118 with fear in his eyes*
Buck: Preposterous boast, but alas.
Chim: Inexplicable declaration, but acknowledged.
Hen: Scandalous dissertation, however, expected.
Eddie: Odd brag but fair enough.
Bobby: I'm always happy to see you standing up for each other. Have fun cleaning the bathrooms together.
Ravi: I'm sorry, guys.
Buck: It was worth it.
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Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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another silly social media edit bc why not
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Buck *Tied up to the chair*: What now?
Eddie: I'm going to torture you
Buck: Ha! jokes on you! I'm into this
Eddie: You are loved
Buck: What?
Eddie:You are enough
Buck: Stop it?
Eddie: You are the best thing in the whole universe, and everyone in the station loves you so much and praise you-
Buck:What the hell Eddie?-
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Chimney, in jail: What do we do now?
Hen, in the next cell: I'd call Athena, but I'm more afraid of her than anything else.
Bobby, also here: So we are all in agreement to keep this a secret from my wife?
Eddie: A bit too late for that, cap.
Buck, on the phone with Athena: I told you, it wasn't my fault this time... you can't blame Eddie next just because he's my boyfriend - What's that? Yep, Bobby's here too... love you, see you soon!
Ravi: ...Sorrows, sorrows, prayers.
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Buck: Fuck you, Eddie.
Eddie: I would love for you to do that.
Eddie: But I’m a classy guy, you’re going to have to buy me dinner first.
Buck:
The 118 family:
Chim: Dude has game.
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CHIMNEY: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Evan.
BUCK: Hey, fuck you, Howard.
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Eddie: If we don’t get out of this alive…if we’re both about die…I love you, Buck!
[Neither of them die]
Buck: …
Eddie: …
Buck: So do you wanna talk about somethi-
Eddie: No thank you.
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Eddie: I think I did something stupid on the weekend
Buck *frowns* but we didn't have sex?
118: what?
Buck: what?
Eddie: I was talking about letting Chris use glitter for his school assignment
Buck: oh good, cos trust me, when we have sex, you won't just *think* it happened
118: ....
*a few minutes later*
Buck: Hey Eddie, wanna do something stupid tonight?
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Natalia: sorry, but I can’t date you.
Buck: why..why not?
Natalia: I can’t date someone who already has a boyfriend.
Buck: what? woah I don’t have a boyfr..
Eddie, opening door with keys: Buck, our kid doesn’t want to listen me. Talk to him.
Christopher, coming: hi dad! hi Natalia.
Natalia: yeah, my bad..you don’t have a boyfriend, you have a husband.
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*Frank having a group therapy session with the 118*
Frank: What do we say when something doesn’t go our way?
Buck: That’s homophobic.
Hen: God forbid women do anything.
Chim: Racism persists.
Eddie: They hate seeing a twink succeed.
Frank, furiously writing on his notepad: No, you do not.
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Buck: that’s it. it’s freezing. i’m turning the heat up
Eddie: no. if you're cold, go stand in the corner. it’s ninety degrees over there
Buck:
Eddie:
Buck: Eds… it’s never hard to love you but sometimes it feels like you're testing me
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the one where chimney cockblocks buck ig
911 social media au pt. ???/??? idek at this point.
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