Tumgik
#incorrect samwise gamgee
lithiumseven · 2 years
Text
Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*
The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider
The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*
Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad
32K notes · View notes
autistook · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS
3K notes · View notes
achillyscomedown · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
14K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
meteors-lotr · 2 months
Text
Pippin: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible? Boromir: I keep a list. Aragorn: Mine’s in order of date. Frodo: Severity. Sam: Mines colour coded.
279 notes · View notes
Conversation
Aragorn, to Boromir: There are two types of people in this group. Observe.
Aragorn: EVERYONE, the floor is lava!
Sam: *quickly helps Frodo, Merry, and Pippin onto the counter*
Legolas: *pushes Gimli off the sofa*
Aragorn: See?
1K notes · View notes
vildo · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
137 notes · View notes
hetaczechia · 3 months
Text
Frodo: Sam, I’m sad.
Sam: *putting his arms around him* Come here, Mr. Frodo. It’s gonna be okay.
Pippin: Merry, I’m sad.
Merry: *nodding* Mood.
97 notes · View notes
fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months
Text
Aragorn, teaching Pippin to drive: Okay, you're driving and Sam and Merry walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Pippin: Oh, definitely Merry. I could never hurt Sam.
Aragorn, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
227 notes · View notes
nihilizzzm · 10 months
Text
lotr incorrect quotes
part 1, there will be more
Aragorn: do you have a significant other?
Boromir: I’m significant by myself
— — — —
Sam, after Frodo got stabbed: is Frodo dying?
Strider: we’re all dying, just at a different speed
Sam: buT WHAT ABOUT FRODO?
Strider: …
Strider: he’s like the Shadowfax of dying
— — — —
*the fellowship doing something extremely dangerous and even more stupid*
Gandalf: valar, look at these idiots… where are their parents?
Gandalf: …
Gandalf: oh shit, it’s me, i’m the parent
— — — —
Boromir: Legolas is missing! Can you find him?
Aragorn: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?
Boromir: well do you???
Aragorn: …
Aragorn: yeah, hang on
392 notes · View notes
girlinspacepodcast · 11 months
Text
Just imagining Samwise Gamgee's garden post- adventure, resplendent with kingsfoil.
Neighbor: "Kingsfoil... you know that's a weed, right?"
Sam, nodding: "That it is. That... it is."
284 notes · View notes
autistook · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
LOTR + text posts
581 notes · View notes
achillyscomedown · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
thethirdtreeofvalinor · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
271 notes · View notes
Text
557 notes · View notes