#is this stupid?probably

[collaredkittyboy]

#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

#grey art #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin alastor #alastor #auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ #I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED. #😂😂😂 #my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special #and she could probably take him out in one strike #but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely #she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power #but she’s not stupid or childish or meek #she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much #and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy #I think he’ll underestimate her in the end #man i’m so tired #hazbin hotel fanart

[skullsandcorals]

"I'm dyslexic. I'm not stupid."

#🤧🤧🤧 #pjo/hoo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #disney pjo #the lightning thief #some of you people istg #I get where they're coming from but Im getting real tired of people treating Percy like he's genuinely stupid #brother you are talking about a kid with dyslexia and ADHD PLEASEE think about how you talk about him as a character 😭😭😭 #I know that the Tweet is probably about the show but STILL.

[mcmissileproof]

at least once every couple of months I still think about the time my old coworker said I was an extremely serious person and she'd never once heard me make a joke, and apart from that not being true at all I just kept thinking about a few days prior when I'd told this same coworker "my brain actually doesn't have any wrinkles, it's actually perfectly smooth and round like a beach ball"

#did she think I actually had a perfectly smooth spherical brain or did she just think I was stupid enough to think I did #or was she just like. not listening. probably tbh #still haunts me tho

[mutualcombat]

SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

#my boyfriend of all fucking people gave me this idea #he literally burst in the room while i was sleeping just to tell me emma gregory said minthara likes gale #hes stupid #also gale with the bun is canon sorry #bg3 romance #bg3 fanart #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #minthara #minthara baenre #dj minty j and the gay #bg3 gale #bg3 minthara #bg3 shitpost #baldurs gate minthara #baldurs gate gale #my art #holy shit how many times can i tag something i honest to god dont know the limit and ive been using tumblr since 2009 #spiderweave #gale x minthara #minthara x gale #this is probably the sweetest way minthara has ever told anyone to shut the fuck up #galethara

[hitwiththetmnt]

Master Leonardo has some tricks to show Casey for his first Christmas

#one of my favorite Christmas movies and scenes #I see Raph or Mikey fitting elf’s personality and role better - but we all know Leo would do something stupid like this #Casey’s getting his first taste of Christmas madness #the guys would probably try and show him all the cool traditions and things they do in the holiday season #and that includes Leo’s ridiculous decorating methods #baby’s first Christmas-Leo should not be left to teach Casey how to decorate #tmnt #tmnt art #my art #rise tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise casey #casey jones #rise leo #tmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt doodles #tmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt headcanons #tmnt fandom #tmnt christmas #tmnt rise

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #8

Danny is a Justice League member as Phantom. They know about ghosts and stuff, as Danny has taught them things.

Danny, Dani, and Dan are all relatively grown. In their human forms (Dan inhabits a clone body) they all look VERY similar. The Ghost forms of the D's don't exactly look the same, per se, but they do look very similar and it's not because they are all technically clones (though that helps)

There are more than a few days where Danny doesn't want to do JL stuff, and he figures, the JL know about his operations outside the JL, they should know about his siblings, right? Right? Wrong.

Dan, Danny, and Dani constantly swap out for JL activities and no one has noticed. They all think either A. Danny is gender fluid, B. Danny has mood swing and or multiple personalities, or C. Nothing is wrong, what are you guys talking about everyone has their off days!

The Dannies find out and OBVIOUSLY have to make a game out of it because I mean - how does the JUSTICE LEAGUE of all people not notice the difference between THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #mistaken identity #justice league #stupid justice league #batman probably knows #the three dannys are all grown and look very similar to eachother #both human and ghost forms #i just think it would be funny

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[broadwayfangirl222]

I don't ship Vox and Alastor but I adore the idea of it as this one-sided thing. Like Vox is, on some level, low key into Alastor. That his side of the rivaly, outside of the obvious old vs new debate they have, is kinda like that old, stupid stereotype of the asshole kid pulling on their crush's pigtails (as well as just being pissed off 'cause he got rejected) Meanwhile for Alastor, he just genuinely hates Vox and has fun messing with him

#Valentino after hearing Vox rant about Alastor for over an hour: You want to fuck him so badly it makes you look stupid #shut up me #probably worded this badly but I hope I got my point across right #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel early access #radio static #radiostatic #my gifs #hazbin hotel

[artwins]

a hat-wearing man.

#original character #oc #ivan the terrible (oc) #sketch #didgital art #illustration #character design #artists on tumblr #artwins #horacek #he'll probably take some stupid nickname like #Johnny the Goat

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

#I joined tumblr for the aesthetics and now I’m here bc it’s the most low pressure social media to be on #Instagram is ppl’s highlight reel but Tumblr is where u see their pure thoughts unobstructed and I adore that #It’s very nice to have people to relate to and is def the main appeal to me but I don’t think there’s much more to it than that genuinely #Monetization on tumblr isn’t a thing and probably won’t be so it feels stupid to put more stake than necessary in it. Like you’re in the #Trenches over tumblr of all things. Embarrassing #I know chronically online people exist bc I have seen them in my or somebody else’s inbox but imagine waking up at 70 one day and the #Realization hitting u like a freight time that u wasted all ur time thinking tumblr. TUMBLR. This dying website. Has enough weight for u to #be sending anon hate or reviewing ppl’s blogs like they’re some kind of product. Brother this is licherally tumblr #I choose to laugh at this behavior than take it seriously bc absolutely no one is driving me crazy on my OWN blog. On tumblr dot com. #I refuse #I will do whatever I want forever etc

[evanskinard]

i would really love to see tommy getting to witness competent buck. because while it's obvious he has a thing for idiots, i think he would also try and bend buck over right then and there if he got to see him being the level of competent we all know buck can be.

like, they're on a date or something and something happens. a minor fire. a car accident. i don't know, but buck just jumps right into action. getting everything under control, making sure everyone's okay, giving orders- ordering tommy (who might be malfunctioning at how hot his boyfriend is, but is still a firefighter, too, so of course he jumps in to help) and afterwards, once everything has calmed down, tommy's like, "that was so hot. i am so attracted to you right now." and smashes their mouths together.

#buck probably says something stupid 2.5 seconds afterwards #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #buck x tommy #tv: 911 #ch: evan buckley #ch: tommy kinard #ship: bucktommy #mine: post #mine: text

[thechaoticdruid]

Tav: *breaks up with Astarion or Gale for someone else*

Astarion and Gale:

Tav: *Breaks up with Wyll for someone else.*

Wyll: Understandable have a nice day.

We don't deserve Wyll. He's just too good. Fucking takes it like a champ. What an absolute Chad.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #Tav x BG3 #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #bg3 tav #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #wyll x tav #Wyll Ravengard appreciation post #Wyll is honestly the kind of man you should date irl ngl #I mean I'm stupid so I'd still probably go after Astarion #But you should date Wyll dear user #Wyll is too pure for this world

[gal-o-guacamole]

Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath

#reupload because im STUPID #ok just let them have a vacation or something #V1 eated one of the creatures probably #gabv1el #mystery flesh pit #mystery flesh pit national park #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill v1 #guac art #ibuprofen save me #cw: gore #kinda?? #idk

[kaidatheghostdragon]

Jury Duty

Danny has been living his best life in Gotham, hiding from the GIW but mostly moving forward with his life. (College, job, whatever)

Until his name is drawn for jury duty.

He complains to his friends. They bring up a few interesting points. Shouldnt being dead disqualify him? Eventually the anti ecto acts are brought up. Can the government enforce jury duty on a citizen that was declared legally non-sentient?

Now, it might not have been danny's smartest idea, but he replies to the summons with a "cant, i died," attaching a copy of the anti ecto acts and a short argument that its hypocritical of the government to strip him of his rights but still expect him to fulfill his civic responsibilities.

Whatever government desk job gets danny's reply to the summons thinks its a joke at first (theyre no stranger to the colorful and creative excuses people come up with to try to get out of jury duty), but danny provided all the right paperwork and instructions for them to jump through all the hoops necessary to locate the obscure law. They send it higher up the chain of command.

But this is Gotham. After several days of ruminating over the strange law, they decide to leave a tip on the bats' hotline (set up and maintained by Oracle). The whole situation felt a bit left of reality, and they weren't paid enough to deal with that shit. And if the government really was the problem here (look, they might have landed a secure government-funded desk job, but they were a grunt and held no loyalty to the government that continuously screwed over their home city), then merely passing the buck meant it would get covered up instead of exposed.

Oracle gets the message and starts digging, determining that this is A Big Problem, Actually. First order of business is to track down this Danny guy and give him a bat-level security detail. Second order is to push this to the Justice league.

The thing is, the giw had successfully hidden themselves from the justice league up until now. They covered their tracks, took care of loose ends. The laws were written to look like pest control.

They never considered that someone would respond to a jury duty sommons with "cant, im dead." First of all, they dont know about halfas, who could be dead without ever being legally declared. Secondly, why would a ghost pretend to be alive? Thirdly, why would they blow their cover? ("Sir, its *jury duty.*" "point withdrawn.")

It was pure chance that the desk job took it seriously enough to report it, and oracle only recognized the threat as it was because she made the logical leap from ectoplasm to lazarus water.

The bats investigate by intercepting danny's summons. Fortunately, the higher up decided it was a joke and didnt share it any further. Unfortunately, they told danny that he better show up for jury duty, come hell or high water.

That route blocked, they hack in a jury summons for jason todd. Being Actually Legally Dead, with all the paperwork correctly filed, means that he would never actually get a summons, but they need someone on this inside that clearly falls into the same category as danny to keep a close eye on him.

Anyways, this was a long and twisted set up to get not one, but two individuals in the same jury duty line up claiming they "cant, i died."

#dp x dc #probably a stupid idea #inspired by the post that said: #danny “cant i died” fenton vs jason “cant im dead” todd

[ohposhers]

guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

#im so fucking sorry #my buddies and i were watching the fnaf movie and i had a revelation #this is so fucking stupid im so sorry #trolls #trolls band together #brozone #john dory trolls #clay trolls #floyd trolls #bruce trolls #branch trolls #creek trolls #poppy trolls #my art #fnaf trolls au #ngl im probably gonna reuse the idea of creek killing brozone for something else i love this shit