yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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Thank you all for the fun day with LOTS of Violence Boops
This probs be the last post for this silly April Fools event
Hope you all had fun with Cass and this little event ~
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really big sweden
really just like. fuckign huge sweden you know what i mean? jusr. big sweden energy. oh no help the clap of scandanavias dummy thicc sweden keeps alerting the guards. sweden bigger than a feral cats balls even
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Fallow deer! Winter coat and summer coat. The spots get much less visible in the winter as they grow a thicker, usually much darker, coat of fur. Their colors and patterns can vary quite a bit!
[ID: two mirrored illustrations of deer with large, palmate antlers. The left deer is darker grey-brown in color, and the right deer is chestnut brown with white spots. The background is pale blue with cobblestones at the deers’ feet. End.]
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Day 29 -- Lichen
A cozy nest of soft lichens was the chosen bedding of many fae creatures in the wood.
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Danielle Orchard (American, 1985) - A Fallow Field (2023)
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Machi's #15 DPxDC Idea
Bruce couldn't understand what was happening, or why, or how, or why, or when, or well, anything at all. One day he found two civilians, two teens goofing around the cave like two newlyweds. When Batman, with capital B; tried to interrogate them he only got mockery.
"What's with the long face?" They said before disappearing through one of the smaller caves. For a moment Bruce thought he had hallucinated the Asian boy and the Hispanic girl. Only to find the same Hispanic girl with a blond boy making out on Red Robin's bike. Plus another couple with them! And all of them were holding hands!
Then, a few days later, while he was investigating the lower levels of the batcave he found a black boy with a red beanie flirting with Jason, and Jason was flirting back? Batman had to pull everybody out of the caves and call for an emergency meeting. Only to find a boy with black hair passed out at the meeting table, using Batman's reports as cushions. Sitting next to him was a girl with also dark hair drinking with a straw from a coconut.
"Poor Danny," she said. "After all these years he still can't deal with alcohol." And then she promptly started to offer coconut milk to everyone.
He snapped at her but she only raised an eyebrow and left carrying the boy, Danny, on her back. And then the music started. Day and Night it would start playing at the most random moments. Samba, Rumba, Fados, Boleros, K-pop, anything went in, they even accepted petitions if the kids yelled loud enough. Steph had gotten in the habit of asking for Kill Bill's OST and Dick constantly asked for Taylor Swift. They even answered when Damian complained about their choices and asked for Chopin's nocturne. And then the batcave started to grow flowers! And trees? And the fruit was edible? What the heck?
"Sounds to me like you have a nymph infestation," said Wonder Woman after hearing his rant report. Batman stared at her like she had grown another head.
"I mean, flower powers, free love, did they have pointed ears?" Batman nood. "Yup, definitely a nymph infestation." Batman kept staring at her. Don't look at me like that, they are very common where I come from. The only solution is to wait until they get bored and move on. If you try to get rid of them violently not only you will fail. But also will risk the wrath of the gods." Batman kept staring. Wonder woman sighed. "I will call Pan to see if he is missing any nymphs and wants them back".
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