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nerdpoe · 3 months

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3 Fanon ideas to make a prompt from :)

1). Ectoplasm is Lazarus Water but purified

2). Ghosts can retreat to their cores

3). Protocore Jason AU

Danny has to retreat into his core, Jason somehow finds him and absorbs it. It looks like Jason is pregnant as his own ecto is being purified and then given to Danny's Core.

Enjoy:)

This is a full prompt, though? Okay I'll write mpreg. Gonna bypass that "looks" and make it an "is" though, throwin in some reincarnation and trans Jay.

~~~~~~

Jason was doing one last round before he left for Gotham. Before he left to prove a point. To teach Bruce a lesson he'd never forget.

He wasn't sentimental, no, he was just checking to make sure he wasn't forgetting any sickass weapons that may have fallen behind a dresser or something.

"Todd," a small, imperious voice demanded from behind him. "Observe my new pet rock."

Jason sighed and stood up to humor the little demon.

The kid was holding a weird glowing, cracked orb. It was radiating frost, and Damian had to use cloth between his hands and the magic stone.

"Damian," Jason started, keeping his voice level. "Where did you get that?"

The kid sniffed with all the superiority of a spoiled brat, looking proud and holding the obviously enchanted stone higher.

"Since Grandfather and Mother say that animals as pets would be a weakness, I decided to search the lesser treasure room for a suitable inanimate pet."

Jason sucked in air through his teeth in a soft hiss. There was no "lesser" treasure room; there was the "safe" treasure and the "unknown" treasure. Where was Talia when he needed her?

"Look, kid, I don't think-" Jason started, reaching for the weird rock, just as Damian started pulling away.

"-You are jealous that I have this rock and you do not-"

"-Damian, please, just hand over the fucking-"

"-Cease your attempted theft this instant-"

"-Damian come here you little shit-"

Jason tripped. Damian tripped. The weird rock went into the air...and landed on Jason's chest. It melted into him with a sharp flash of pain.

And that was that.

Damian stared at Jason's stomach, aghast.

"You stole my rock!"

By the time Talia arrived to see what was keeping Jason so long, he and Damian were rolling on the ground biting each other.

~~~~~~

Months later, Jason was beyond ready to murder the newest Robin. He'd originally planned to just beat the shit out of the kid, but he'd been having a rough time.

He was losing his carefully crafted abs.

He was getting soft.

Normally that was whatever, but he was trying to be intimidating, and being soft in any way was definitely going to trigger the dysphoria he thought he'd outrun.

It made no sense; he worked out daily, had started eating on a caloric deficit, drank nothing but water, and made sure what he ate was home-cooked.

Then, one month before go-time with Timmy, he'd started getting nauseous.

He felt bloated, tired, hungry, and most of all; pissed.

As he stalked through the Tower that the newest Robin was hiding in, he may have, perhaps, let the millions of small annoyances pile into one big rage filled pity party with a kid as the target.

It really didn't help that he hadn't been able to don his replica of his own Robin costume, because he...he had pudge. He didn't fit in it.

It was infuriating.

He knew it wasn't little TimTams fault, but he was gonna take his rage out on someone, and the kid was the unfortunate closest person he had beef with.

Was he overreacting? Probably.

But it was lash out or cry, and he refused to cry.

On top of everything, the one thing that had helped with any of the symptoms, the extra purified Lazarus Water that Talia had given him to 'act as an emergency first aide', was gone. He'd drank it all.

With that supply out, he was.

Well.

He was going to kill little Timmy, fuck the consequences.

But little Timmy was...doing a very good job of staying completely out of sight. The kid had been acting far more neurotic than he normally did, only letting out a small gasp when he'd seen Red Hood and immediately darted into some sort of weird hidey hole.

Jason hadn't been able to find him since.

The kid had added his own gopher network to the Tower, fuck.

The speaker system crackled on, just as Jason was about to start laying down bombs.

"Red Hood, please consider your condition. Do not do anything that would raise your blood pressure, or uh..." the newest Robin's voice trailed off, keyboard audibly clacking as he looked something up. "...Or eat peas? No, that can't be right. Whatever, look, just stay calm, take a breather, and don't overstress yourself. It's not good for the uh. The second...yeah. Not good. Do not do. Why am I so dumb sounding when it comes to things like this? Shoulda gotten Steph..."

The kids voice trailed off as he berated himself, but Jason was too busy fighting off the horribly dawning realization of what the kid was saying.

Which couldn't be true, because there was no way for the kid to know, and Jason hadn't had sex in...well. Years.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Jason gasped, thanking his past self for putting the vocoder in his helmet. It sounded far more threatening.

"Oh. Uh. During one of your fights with Batman, you got glanced by something sharp, and there was a little blood. Don't worry though! I didn't tell Batman! I just wanted to see if I could figure it out on my own! So I ran your blood and now I...know. That was actually probably like, really invasive. Sorry Jason."

Jason knew the fight the little Bird was talking about. He'd had a random wave of vertigo, barely dodged a batarang. He'd had to do his own stitches afterwards.

"...You know? Know what?"

"Okay, I should clarify. I didn't tell Batman, but I kinda needed help scrubbing everything, so I had to ask Oracle to help, so she knows, and she couldn't keep it from Nightwing, because he's felt super guilty about how he treated you, but Batman definitely does not know."

Jason sat down on the nearest chair, feeling like the wind had been ripped from his sails. He took the helmet off and dropped in on the ground in favor of running a hand through his hair.

"How can you be sure B doesn't know it's me?" He rasped, staring at nothing.

"Because can you imagine he'd leave you alone for a second if he knew you were alive, much less up the duff?"

Jason had nothing to say to that. Either Ra's had been up to some fucked up experiments while he'd been asleep, or he was the victim of miraculous conception.

The newest Robin was rambling over the speakers, but Jason ignored him and held his head in his hands. The glowing orb flashed through his mind, and Jason didn't even have the energy to curse Damian for doing stupid kid shit.

He was just thankful that the kid hadn't been a viable host.

"Tim, shut up. Do you have an ultrasound machine here?" Jason interrupted, steeling himself. He was an adult sort of, one year before it was technically true, and he could freak out later.

It was time to do adult things.

"Oh, uh, yeah. Why? Has your gyno not done one yet?"

"Don't have one, didn't know. Where is it?"

"...I probably should have broken that news to you like, way softer."

~~~~~~

Jason was...pulling back. His criminal empire was still growing strong, and he was making a shit ton of money from it, but he was pulling back from actively provoking Batman.

As much as he wanted B to be the one to kill the Joker, he knew that the older man probably wouldn't do that, and Jason wasn't going to risk getting anywhere near that maniac while he was pregnant.

Batman had certainly noticed the change in behavior, but whenever he tried to intrude into Crime Alley, Nightwing or Robin would intercept him.

Jason.

Jason wasn't sure what he wanted to do about Bruce.

Dick was slowly earning forgiveness for his pas actions, piece by piece. Tim was surprisingly good at being supportive, and Jason's hatred for him was starting to wear away to the realization that this was just a kid.

Oracle, whoever she was, had apparently designed the best security system in the world and quietly renovated an apartment into a safehouse, just for him.

He hated the charity, but it was better than what he could make at the moment with how many enemies he'd gained.

As the months passed by, he found himself hiding away in the gifted apartment more and more.

The dysphoria was...bad.

There were no more mirrors in the apartment.

The kid, which the ultrasound confirmed they were, was a small one, thank fuck. His belly had popped out, true to most pregnancies, but it was relatively contained.

It was still enough to make a horrible sense of wrongness almost knock him off his feet every time he looked down.

He was, essentially, useless.

If it wasn't for the trio of well-meaning extended family (maybe? he had his suspicions about Oracle), he probably would have just laid down on the floor of his apartment and not gotten up.

Tim, surprisingly, had adopted some stupid Alvin Draper alias and was running his crime network in his stead. He was doing a concerningly good job, actually, and Jason and Dick had exchanged more than one worried glance over the kid's head.

Dick had moved in, citing that Bruce was getting suspicious and it was easier to pretend that he'd moved back to Gotham than it was to continually make up excuses. In reality, he was making sure Jason didn't lay down and rot, keeping him active and healthy.

Jason was...trying. He was trying. But between needing to stop HRT and the changes and his fucking voice and just. Everything. All of it.

He hated it.

But he still wasn't sure what he wanted to do with the kid.

Dick and Tim had set up a nursery, just in case. Dick had also surreptitiously reached out to the Kents, also just in case. There was no judgement. If he decided to keep the kid or give it away, it would be well taken care of.

That should have been a weight off his shoulders.

But instead, he felt like he was getting worse.

He was so, so fucking tired. He was starving but he couldn't stomach the food Dickwing put in front of him. He had worked so hard to build his criminal empire, but when Tim tried to tell him about it he couldn't focus long enough understand what was being said. He knew that they were getting more and more concerned, and when he woke up one morning and vomited straight Lazarus Water, Tim snapped.

"I'm calling B."

"Tim, no, we can-"

"-No, Dick, we need to figure out what's going on! This isn't something Leslie can handle, we need Bruce!"

Maybe it was just something buried deep inside Jason, but he agreed. He wanted his dad, not a doctor. He didn't care about Tim's reasoning, he just. He agreed. He wanted Bruce.

"Do it," Jason rasped from the floor, leaning into the cold tile. "Get B."

~~~~~~

Jason was still on the bathroom floor when a set of far, far heavier footsteps paused at the doorway.

The wood from the doorframe creaked as whoever it was tightened their grip on it.

Their breathing stuttered. They swallowed.

The footsteps continued, and they knelt next to Jason, wordlessly running their fingers through his hair.

"Hey Jaylad," Bruce whispered, voice tight and controlled even as his hand shook. "Looks like you've got a bit of a situation. Wanna tell me what happened?"

"Got knocked up by a magic rock," Jason muttered, thoroughly enjoying the hand in his hair. "But it ain't going right, and I'm tired and hungry all the time, and I'm throwing up the Lazarus Pits."

"The magic rock info is new," he heard Tim mutter from the hall, right before he was forcibly shushed by Dick.

"Did you have any weird cravings? Any symptoms that don't normally match a pregnancy?" Bruce asked, keeping his voice calm and controlled even as he lifted Jason from the floor and into his lap. "Should I get Constantine on the phone?"

Jason let it happen, turning to hide his face from the shitshow that had been his life for the past six months and shoving it into Bruce's stupid fancy shirt.

"Had Lazarus water. Drank it. I'm hungry but I can't eat anything. I can hear the kid chirp sometimes."

"Like a bird? That's adora-"

"-Shut up Dick not now!"

"You shut up!"

"You...drank. Lazarus Water." Bruce repeated, voice stilted as he clearly started working through something in his head. "I....hm. Okay. I'm...I'm going to call Constantine." Jason couldn't help the snort at the clear distaste in Bruce's voice as he said that.

He expected Bruce to put him down and go get changed into his Batman kit.

He did not expect Bruce to adjust his hold, lean back onto the cabinets, and make the call then and there.

~~~~~~

Constantine was officially unofficially his doctor for the duration of his pregnancy.

That was not something that anyone wanted, Bruce especially.

Jason wanted to throw up and aim it at the Hellblazer, but he had a feeling the man had been covered in worse and would, at best, be unfazed.

At worst, tempted to just smear it on Jason to prove a point.

The Mage of the hour himself was hovering over Jason, eyes unfocused as his glowing hands rested on the despised baby bump.

Jason was laying on the couch, trying not to let the sound of Bruce's pacing drive him up a wall.

"That," Constantine started, head tilting as if he was listening to something. "That is a core. And a baby. And another core. Two Ghost Cores, two bodies. If you're meetin' the needs of the physical, and you're still havin' issues, prolly need to see to the spritual, love."

"Don't call him love," Bruce warned, pausing his pacing long enough to glare at the Mage.

Constantine didn't bother to acknowledge him.

"Don't suppose you've got any spare Lazarus Water lying around, eh?" The man asked instead, eyes refocusing as he removed his hands from Jason's person.

Jason shook his head, but Tim nodded his.

Everyone stared at Tim.

Tim shrugged.

"What? It's under the city. Not like anyone will miss it if we take some."

"How. Tim, how do you know that?" Dick asked, sounding a little scared.

"Because I found it? I tried throwing dead rats in it but it doesn't work on rats, so I tried larger dead animals that had gotten down there-"

"-B you've raised Dr. Frankenstein," Jason groaned, covering his eyes from the realities of a mad scientist little brother.

"But I'm not an undead being stitched together?" Tim asked.

"You uncultured swine," Jason snarled, practically throwing himself into a sitting position and was quickly met with Constantine trying to wrangle him back down. "It's common fucking knowledge that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster, and if you paid any attention in English class-"

"-I'm gonna go get Lazarus Water okay bye!" Tim shouted, bolting for the door.

~~~~~~

Jason drank his fifth juice pack of Lazarus Water, finally starting to feel like himself again, and stared at Bruce.

Bruce, to his credit, was clearly trying very hard not to stare back.

Jason imagined this was rather hard, given that he couldn't stop fucking purring. Apparently, that was a Thing that his body could and would do, according to his unofficial doctor.

Dick and Tim were helping Constantine put the Lazarus Water into the juice packets, all of them desperately pretending that they weren't there at all and trying to be as quiet as possible.

"So, Hellblazer. Nothing to say about the Big Bad Batman?" Jason asked, eyes never leaving said man.

"Not particularly any of my business, mate. I don't really care one way or another."

Bruce actually looked a little put out at that, much to Jason's satisfaction.

"I imagine you have questions," Jason sighed, finishing off his juice pack.

Bruce finally turned to look at him head on, gaze steady.

"They can wait. Do you have any plans for...this?" Bruce didn't motion towards Jason's stomach, but he didn't have to.

"...Maybe. I don't even really know what this is." Jason muttered, sinking further into his chair.

"I told you, love, it's a baby. With a ghost core. It was probably an adult ghost, at one point, but if it was cracked near as bad as you say, it was either reincarnate or disappear." Constantine shrugged, taping another stupid tiny straw to another juice box and moving to repeat the action. "Either way, since it's reincarnation, the baby ain't gonna know tit from tat. 'S just a baby."

That. Damn. If he'd been faced with the same choice, he probably would have done the same thing.

"You keep saying that. What does a ghost core do when it's in a human?" Bruce asked, knuckles white on the couch's armrest.

"Dunno, haven't seen it before. Heard of it, though. Just makes the person powerful, but now sure how much. Flight is definitely gonna be there, though, so I'd ask supes for some pointers." Constantine answered without really answering, true to form for him.

Jason heaved himself up and waved everyone off as they started to get to their own feet to help him. "I'm gonna take a nap. Snipe at each other in here and don't fucking bother me."

~~~~~~

Jason was disgusting.

Alfred and Bruce and everyone else assured him he wasn't, but he absolutely was.

It was so bad he'd gone ahead and, without informing anybody, arranged for an induced labor at Gotham General as soon as he could.

He didn't want to deal with Dick getting scared and frantic, or Tim overplanning and having a mental breakdown, or Bruce's rigid shoulders as he both tried to apologize and do something stupid like take over from the actual doctor.

Alfred would probably be composed, but if Alfred acted a little off then they'd know.

Hell, Jason had started getting some Braxdon hicks contractions and he swore he watched Bruce's hair grey in real time.

So at the eight and a half month mark, Jason lied to everyone and told them he was going to another safehouse to get away from their coddling.

He ignored their objections and reached for the keys to his car-

-and pissed himself.

Or, it felt like he did.

The apartment went dead silent as everyone looked down.

Then the contractions really hit.

~~~~~~

Bruce actually did try to take over the maternity ward and do the doctors jobs.

Jason was delighted to have an excuse to kick him out.

He couldn't force the man to avenge his murder, but he could make him wait in the waiting room like the rest of the peasants.

Alfred he allowed to stay, though.

~~~~~~

Jason still hadn't decided what to do with the kid.

He didn't know if he was gonna send them off to a farm or if he was gonna keep them.

So he let himself hold them, to see if any of the disgust he'd felt during the pregnancy had been directed at the kid or if it was all just him hating how he looked.

The little bean of a child, eyes bluer than his own, proceeded to free one arm to pull on Jason's bottom lip hard enough to draw blood.

Ah.

Nah, the hatred had been towards how he looked.

This one was his, the Kents could get visitation rights.

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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karinasbaby · 16 days

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enha hyung line — 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒? (17+)

P. fem!reader x hyung line ┆ㅤW. making out, unprotected sex, spanking, praising, dacryphilia, jay is a teeny tiny bit rough, boob play, lots of ass appreciation, they’re all horny. ┆ㅤWC. 1.3k ┆ㅤA,N. this was very entertaining & fun to make so enjoy :] !!

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ | feedback & reblogs r greatly appreciated :D ! enjoy & have a wonderful day / night <3

— ass for days baby.

⌇JAY 𓅓 | ASS SIMP ! i’ve yet to see a video of this man where he isn’t slapping someone’s ass randomly. don’t get me wrong he would love your tits but he genuinely can’t keep his hands off your ass. one of his favourite positions is doggy style for a reason ofc !!

۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ �� ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ

jay’s hand landed against your sensitive for the third time just this night, his thrusts becoming irregular as his movements began to turn sloppy, a clear indication of how close he was.

he had one hand pushing your neck further into the pillows, the soft fabric collecting all of your pleasured tears along with your moans while jay pounded into you from behind, his other hand gripping onto your hips tightly when they weren’t slapping against your skin.

“i’m so close, baby” he moaned from behind you, his nails gradually digging into your skin while his voice barely reached your ears as they started ringing the second you felt your fourth release right around the corner, the feeling of his tip brushing against all of your sweet spots along with his tight hold on your body had you seeing stars.

you couldn’t answer him, voice gone from your previous rounds with him as his stamina unexpectedly improved day by day with him fucking you dumb against the bed, but who was to blame him when he was seconds away from losing his mind at the sight of your ass meeting his thrusts. the sight of your skin jiggling with each harsh thrust sent him over the edge easily.

and with his hand landing against your skin and his tip pressed against your cervix one last time, he groaned out your name as he filled you up completely, eyes rolling to the back of his skull while his hips involuntarily kept moving against yours, unraveling yourself for him again when he kept fucking his cum deeper inside of you.

⌇HEESEUNG 𐂂 | both? BOAF. he falls into a grey area for me when it comes to whether he’ll choose ass or tits bcs this man is in love. don’t make him question what he loves more because he’s obsessed & in love with both very equally. can’t go a day without his hands on your ass or his face smothered in your tits, he’s a weak man ! what can i say.

۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ

heeseung had you on his lap, his back pushed against the headboard of your shared bed with your legs spread besides his own, your mixed arousal with his dripped down from between your inner thighs, undoubtedly forming a small puddle on the sheets but that for sure wasn’t your concern at that moment.

not when heeseung had one hand on your lower back, softly pushing you against his chest and deepening the arch of it as his other hand was kneading your ass while also guiding your hips in riding him, and of course his hot, wet mouth was latched onto your breast, gently sucking and biting every now and then.

he continued pressing his body against yours, hot skin to skin while he edged both of you further into your release, your soft whimpers and moans of his name right next to his ear matched with his own groans against your chest, he always favoured this position not only because it gave him perfect access to his favourite parts about you, it also gave him easy access to control the pace of his thrusting from under you, just like how he suddenly began to pound into you from beneath.

your legs twitched besides his as your hands grabbed onto his shoulders for support, your orgasm mere seconds away from washing over your body with the way heeseung was fucking you.

both of you were getting drunk on the feeling of eachother, heeseung was gone. senses overtaken with the feeling and taste of you everywhere on him and he loved it. especially with the way your gummy, wet walls were sucking him in entirely, and before he could warn you about it he was filling you up completely, nails digging into your skin while his sucking on your nipple slowly softened before he finally lifted his flushed face towards you and smiled.

⌇SUNGHOON ❆ | ass & boobs loser… but mainly boobs. (sometimes) i’m a firm believer that hoon is very experimental, so he’s always open to trying different things out which always end up with him discovering a new kink, but he’ll always favour your boobs & ass over everything else ! (ur neck & thighs & chest all tie in the second place but that’s a convo for a diff day)

۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ

one thing sunghoon absolutely adored about your body was how perfect and warm it felt against his. feeling the curve of your ass against his hips while he slowly thrusted into you was amazing. but holding you so close to him with his chest pressed against your back, arms wrapped around your waist with his fingers toying with your nipples while both of you laid sideways? was divine.

and the cherry on top for him? was the moment when you softly whimpered his name sleepily followed by your walls squeezing his large length in between them. he was leaking inside of you, his neediness and desperation to feel you in every way possible was evident in the way he was practically holding himself back from clawing at your skin.

“fuck baby.. just like that” your whispered praises always fuelled him on and you knew the effect they had on him. he picked up the pace, his skin softly slapping against yours while he fucked you deeply and fully into an orgasm, his head spinning the louder your moans of his name got, each syllable going straight to his dick that was pulsing and twitching with your walls sucking him in further.

he pushed his teeth into your shoulder, the pain of his fangs sinking slightly into your skin was long forgotten when your climax finally washed over your body, your grip on the sheets under you tightened when sunghoon also came undone with the way your walls were milking him, the broken whispers of his name and praises pushing him further into his hazy mindset when he began to fuck you both into overstimulation.

⌇JAKE 𓃦 | ur boobs r magical to him. he gets drunk on the taste of you on his tongue, doesn’t matter if it’s in a sexual or non-sexual context, his oral fixation goes crazy whenever he sees you in a tight shirt that accentuates your tits perfectly or when you don’t wear a bra, his pupils literally turn into small hearts. he’s so puppy coded :(

۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ

“can you give me another one, baby? pretty please?” jaeyun whimpered on top of you, lifting himself off from your chest just to beg you to give him another orgasm, both of you were beyond exhausted at this point but neither of you could just stop. “just one last time, angel i promise.” he whispered, his lips quickly finding your swollen nipple again while his hips continued to piston into you.

he had your twitching legs atop his shoulders, his body pressed as close as possible against yours as he had to feel every inch of your skin against his, his mind felt like it was melting down when he still couldn’t bring himself to get off of you even after he made both of you climax three times just in the past hour.

“i c-cant-“ you whined, fresh streams of tears running down your skin when jaeyun pushed you into another round of overstimulation, your walls were gushing around him as he moulded you to his shape while he kept leaking inside of you, your moans gradually turned into sobs that were quietened by jaeyun’s soft kisses and praises against your chest before his lips latched onto your other nipple, nibbling and sucking gently while his tip practically made out with your cervix.

he had a few visible bite marks around your breasts, especially on the underside of them when he couldn’t help himself with his intense releases, not when your supple and soft skin was basically calling for him to mark, bite and suck. jaeyun’s glossy eyes rolled to the back of his skull when he felt another release approaching.

his length thrusting impossibly deeper while he kept brushing against all of your sweet spots with every movement, jaeyun lifted his head and kissed all of your tears away once his orgasm washed over him, his kisses turning more feverish with whines and praises spilling past his lips as he filled you up, hands tenderly massaging your breast while he continued to fuck his cum into you, slowly pushing you into another climax with his deep and steady strokes.

— later that day:

yn: why do u like my boobs sm :/?

jake: i’m glad you asked baby

jake: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊၊||၊|။||||||။၊|• 1:47:39

a,note 2. reading this a month later after it sat away in my drafts… i might need to write a revamped version of this ngl 😞

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jayssluttywife · 4 months

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Enhyphen Masterlist

All made by me!

last edit: 16/03/24

Jungwon♡

Whatever you want... Y/n and Jungwon made a bet about him losing his game, if he loses you get to do whatever you want to him.

Bad girl Y/n teases Jungwon in a lecture and he does it back, but when you start flirting with his friend Jake, eyes start to narrow, and Jungwon doesn't seem to understand the joke anymore.

Jake♡

short drabble possesive!jake x reader (from anon<3)

Hatred Y/n hates Jake because hes just so perfect, but your friends dare you to lead him on and he shows his true colours on how he feels about you.

Heeseung♡

Once mine, Always mine You get drunk at the bar and forget who her best friend is, you mess around with him and end up getting together somehow...

Jay♡

Love Game! Y/n has a crush on Jay, and Jay has a crush on Y/n. So why do they tease each other until they are in a bed together?

short drabble sub!jay x reader (from anon<3)

short drabble rough/needy office sex (from anon<3)

Sunoo♡

short drabble messy bathroom sex (from anon<3)

Sunghoon♡

Bratty Baby... sunghoon doesn't like brats, so when you act like one, and don't want to apologise, he has to make you do it.

All♡

short drabble ehyphen x reader crying during sex because hes too big!

This master list is new, but I will add updates as I have more ideas. Remember to send me any requests if you want!

(Ty to the person who asked for one! <3)

#enha x reader #enhypen #enhyphen hard thoughts #enhyphen x reader #enhypen smut #jake smut #enhypen heeseung #jake x reader #heeseung smut #jungwon #jay smut

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sweetlypunk · 1 year

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OUTLAWS X READER Headcanons

this for that poll I did and Jason Todd headcanons won, but with a twist. Just writing something to cheer me up after someone made me cry:

i don’t have the money to read all the comics so pls bare with me and my knowledge exclusive from social media and dc pages that need better summary.

• Reader has Scarlet witch like powers. (Wanda in DC lmao)

• you trained with Constantine for a few years, until you met Jason and joined his emo group

• It’s more like a team with Roy and Jason but ofc pairing up with the iconic group from time to time

• Everyone is helplessly in love with you, but in different ways.

• You were kind to Bizarro from moment one, never making him feel like a monster. you have used your powers to soothe his mind, which he appreciates

• “you’re so ugly” “you don’t look like a princess”

• “aw Bizarro, you are too nice”

• you bought him a Black Canary vinyl, and he declared his love for you right then and there

• Artemis and you might have had a rough start, but eventually became close, too close

• You helped her see her strength in her own inside war

• She respects strong women, and knows one when she sees her. So she had a great respect for you, as you for her.

• eventually she might have had a small crush on you, though crushes are not her thing.

• you guys complain about the guys way too much (And you love it)

• Pls Roy thinks you are hot and that’s enough for him to love you.

• though you are pretty cool too. (And he’s aware of the fact that you can easily kill him)

• you both enjoy listening to punk bands and feel like rebel kids. Is fun.

• you also mock Jay together, he hates it.

• Roy and Artemis have gotten into fights while pulling you to each of their sides because of who should be the one to take you out

• “I’m the hottest redhead” “you’re the dumbest redhead”

• “Jason is also a redhead..?” “He is a fake redhead. He doesn’t deserve you”

• Jokes on them, while they keep fighting you are glancing towards Jason, who is just sitting with his legs propped up on a table, reading away

• he looks cute.

• but don’t tell him.

• honestly, you don’t know what’s going on with Jason. You are attracted to him, and you know he is towards you too.

• he is just so complicated

• sometimes the burning sensation of the Lazarus Pit gets the best of him and he loses it, his anger taking control. Luckily you are always there for him.

• your magic soothes him and helps him compose himself.

• you stay with your foreheads touching while you match your breathing. Waiting for him to take control over on his own.

• Sometimes just your touch, w/o magic, is enough to calm him. That sweet reminder that not every touch from a foreign skin on his means pain.

• the only pain you could ever cause him is in his heart.

• but he won’t tell you that. (Or to himself)

• you actually met when he was Robin, but you were a civilian, and neither of you recall much. You more than him though.

• someone once called you wannabes Justice Leaguers, You all showed your appreciation for the comment <3 🔪

• most of the justice league either doesn’t know about you, or are too scared to come close. Your ex-mentors love u tho (supes is another story, kay?)

• you all are just fun, traumatized friends hanging out

• they are your found family, and you wouldn’t change them for anything <3

#not exactly what y’all probably expected but yeah #had this idea on my mind for a while #anyone want more thoughts on them?? because I live this au #anyways #love ya #jason todd #red hood #red hood outlaws #jason todd x reader #artemis grace #bizarro #roy harper #arsenal #incorrect outlaws quotes #red hood x reader #roy harper x reader #Artemis grace outlaws #sweet writes

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more-cardigan-than-woman · 1 year

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Jealous!!Jason Todd x fem!!reader

The reader is dancing with someone else at the gala and Jason gets jealous. The reader knows she is doing it on purpose to make him jealous until he breaks.

Took me 3 times to write this. My stupid app kept closing and losing my draft. So enjoy.

Possessive: Roomates!Au Drabble.

WARNINGS. SMUT 18+, possessive attitude, collaring, car sex, jealousy, Jason gets rough, deg, praise, some poor guy gets thrown around, spanking.

"Jay, please come dance with me," you beg, both your hands clutching his huge one as you try to drag him from his seat.

"I said no, Princess." He snatches his hand back, "I'm gunna go get us some drinks, I'll be right back."

"Why'd he come then?" You ask, turning to Dick who's being uncharacteristically quiet.

"Don't look at me. You'll get me in trouble, too."

"You guys are no fun. This is suppose to be an after party. Emphasis on the PARTY. Will you dance with me?"

"I'm staying outa this one," Dick raises his hands.

"Ugh, fine. I'll find someone else then."

"You know thats a bad idea."

"Your face is a bad idea." You huff, spinning towards the flashing lights of the club and away from the quiet VIP section you guys are hiding out in.

You scan the room and your eyes land on a tall blonde guy. He's almost as big as Jason, his blonde curls falling just below his ears, his dark green Henley clinging to his biceps. You slink towards him, fluffing out your hair, pulling down your tight red mini dress and puckering your lips.

When you reach his side, you slip your arm through his. His baritone voice echoing through you as he peers down at you and asks, "can I help you?"

"Dance with me?"

"Alright," he smiles down at you, "see ya's in a bit fellas" he says to his friends as he leads you onto the dimly lit dance floor, "Mitchell," his voice nearly inauible over the music as you reach the dance floor, "who are you, Pretty girl?"

"I'm nobody," you smile coyly, leaving some distance between you as you start to move to the music.

"Something with a J would be my guess," he says, eyeing the delicate letter handing from the chain around your throat.

"What the fuck," Jason mutters, turning from the bar and spotting you immediately. Your beautiful legs swaying not far enough from Gothams star quater back. The fuck are you doing?

Leaning back into the bar, he watches as you toy with the man, always stepping just beyond his reach. The poor guy can't stop staring at you, and Jason can't blame him. You’re the sexiest girl in any room, as far as he's concerned.

You're laughing, surely he's not that funny. Jason groans, sipping on his whiskey, the glass nearly shattering in his hand when you turn, and he sees the man eyeing your ass

He's almost enjoying watching you move to the music. Almost. But when he sees that fucker slide his hand around your waist and how close his mouth is to the pretty marks he left on your neck, he sees red.

Downing the rest of his drink, he stomps towards you. Your eyes meeting over Mitchell's shoulder and he can see how panicked you are.

"Come on, pretty girl. Tell me what the J stands for?" Jason hears him ask.

"Jason," he growls, grabbing the him by the shoulder and pressing his arm into his back, "she's my girl."

"Sorry man, I didn't know."

"Really? Because I made it pretty fuckin obvious," his chin darts towards the now visable bruises on your neck.

"It wasn't his fault," you add.

"Oh, I know exactly who's fault it is." Jason glares at you, before pushing Mitchell back into the crowd on the dance floor and taking you by the wrist, "you've been a bad girl, Princess," he snarls as he drags you behind him.

"Where we going?"

"Apparently, I need to teach you a lesson." He hauls you from the club. His eerie silence lingering in the air has your blood pumping and you can't keep the smile from your face.

You can feel the jealousy seething from his pores, his hand so tight on your wrist as he throws you into the car door. His lips connecting with yours and his fingers close over your cheeks, "don't fuckin smirk at me you little slut," he growls, yanking the car door open "you think this is funny?" He pushes you inside locking the doors behind you, "You wanted my attention Princess and now you've got it." He snarls, as he crowds behind you.

"Ass out, Princess." He commands, pushing your chest into the back seat, "lift this tiny skirt up for me."

"Jay, it was just a bit of fun." You try to reason with him as you lift your skirt and reveal the little lace thong underneath.

"You know it isnt," his hand palms your ass, "someone couldve gotten hurt" his nails dig into your skin, "Now Count." He says, "five times, Princess. Maybe that'll remind you who owns you and this pretty pussy." His hand connects with your ass and you count every single one. Your pussy growing wetter and wetter with each and you legs barely bale to keep you up.

"Why'd you do that?" He says as he unclips his belt, "You know, how I get." He grabs you by the hair, "do you enjoy working me up?" He tears your panties in half, "is this a game to you?"

"It's fucking hot."

"Hot?" He slaps at your pussy, "fucking bitch. Maybe this will teach you," he snarls grabbing the back of your neck, "that if you act like a bitch," pushing your face down into the seat, "I'm going to fuck you like one." He shoves his cock into you with full force.

You smile to yourself as his cock burns you, stretching you out and filling you full until he's fully inside before jerking himself back out. His fucking rough and hard as his nails dig into your soft skin. "This what you wanted slut? To get me to treat you like the whore you are?" He scrapes his hand up your thigh leaving red marks in their wake as he leans over you. "Want to be my little slut huh? These marks not enough to tell you that you're mine?"

"No."

"The necklace I bought you?" He pulls on the delicate metal chain, making it go taught around your neck, "do I need to spell my whole name around your pretty throat?"

"Yes, fuck".

"Need to leave more marks on you?" He leans over you, his chest pressing into your back as he whispers on your neck, "leave them all over you?" He releases your necklace only to dig his nails into your hips, holding you up so he can fuck down into you. "No. Princess, no cumming. You have to wait for me." He demands as he bites into your skin.

"Fuck, Jason." You pant, pressing your ass upto him. "It hurts." The ache in your stomach twisting in knots at you try to keep from finishing.

"Keep saying it. Tell me who owns you."

"Jason."

"Who makes you feel this good?"

"You."

"Am I the only person who gets to see you like this?"

"Yes, please. Please let me cum."

"Prove that you're mine then."

"Yes. I will, Jay. I will"

"Cum on me Princess," he growls into your ear as his cock thrusts deep within you. "Mine." He moans, his cum filling you up as he fucks it deep inside you so you'll never be able to get rid of him.

"I'm sorry, Jay." You apologise as Jason rolls from you and pulls you onto his lap.

"Not yet. You got all night to make it up to me." He kisses as your cheeks while his hands sooth at your sore ass. "Think you can?"

"I know I can."

"Good girl." He smiles, laying you down on the back seat before crawling into the front and starting the car.

"Can we get ice cream?" You ask, laying your head on your hand as you stare out the window.

"No. You've not behaved."

"Lame."

"Shit."

"What?" You stick your head between the divide of the front seats. "What's wrong?"

"We forgot Dick"

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yourmidnightlover · 2 years

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Hey Jay! How are you? So, I’d like to request number 30.“why can’t you tell me you love me?”, it feels like an angsty kind of phrase to me, so maybe angst with a happy ending with Steve Harrington? Maybe reader is scared of falling in love or something…? Thank you!

i’m well, i’ve been sick the past week but i’m making it hahaha! how’ve you been?

i was thinking the EXACT same thing! this line is seriously begging for angst and i’m a fiend for it.

prompt list can be found here if you’d like to make a request <3

warnings: there’s fluff, then angst, then fluff again!, kissing, a kind of food fight?, reader has a panic attack, mentions of a rough household-nothing too detailed, please let me know if i missed anything!

a/n: i already feel so bad bc this gif is so disheartening! look at poor stevie. he just wants to be loved :( this also kinda reminds me of a fic i posted not too long ago. it’s called this one time with a mayfield!reader, and i’m working on a part 2 for it rn ;)

you froze. you froze as soon as he said the words. how could you not?

let’s rewind a bit…

it was just another night with steve. you had been dating for nearly three months, your relationship having started after all of the vecna nonsense came to a very open close. since beginning as friends, you both realized the feelings you had for one another went far beyond platonic.

as soon as the reunion between the groups commenced, he had began spouting off how he couldn’t lose you, promising you a date once things cooled down a little. in no time, you had become infatuated with one another.

you would often go over to his house to lounge around, study for classes, or simply sleep over. when he came over to your house he found your family rather standoffish, hence why he didn’t come over often. they reminded him of his own parents, arguing all the time.

you didn’t like it when he came over.

but when you were in his arms, curled up in his bed, you felt safe. you would play with his fingers as they danced on your skin. you would play with his hair as he rested in your lap. you would listen to his laugh vibrating through his chest.

you felt peace with him.

he was the closest thing you had to…

but tonight, as you tried to make dinner with him, failing miserably, something was different. it may have been an affect from burning the pasta sauce, or maybe it was because the meatballs were like rocks, but the air had changed, and not necessarily in a bad way.

“you’re ridiculous!” he called out as he fished out a piece of charred tomato from the bottom of the pot it was in. “how did you manage to burn the sauce?” he laughed heartily.

“i dunno!” you walked over to the meatballs. “a better question is why are these things so… tough?” you picked one up, crumbling it between your fingers.

“honey,” he walked over to you, placing a hand on your waist. “i’m sorry to break it to you, but, i don’t think you’re a very good chef,” you but back a laugh before grabbing a meatball, crumbling it before tossing it in your boyfriends face.

“ha,” you have a smug grin to him before wiggling out of his grasp. once your back was turned, for no longer than three seconds, you felt your boyfriends finger rubbing the burnt sauce across your cheek. “you. did. not!” you gasped as you turned to face him before grasping the sides of his face, turning it to smudge the pasta sauce on his face as well. “they say sharing is caring, right?!”

“oh, sweetheart,” he laughed before bringing his other hand to your cheek, effectively smearing the sauce all over your face. “you have plenty, dontcha think? if anything you’re hogging the sauce.”

you connected your lips with his this time, being sure to connect your lips with his cheek and neck after to spread the sauce over him. “some would say i’m quite generous,” you sassed with a bright grin.

his hands were cupping your messy face, “god, i am so in love with you.”

you froze. you froze as soon as he said the words. how could you not?

after a second, your smile began to diminish, your heart racing. his was doing the same. your brows furrowed as if you were lost in thought before you backed into the island. you took a deep breath, feeling panic settle in.

“hey,” steve said calmly. “calm down, breathe,” his hand rested on your shoulder as he used the other to guide your breathing. “i’m here. breathe.”

“steve-i,” you took another breath. “i have to go…” you nudged out of his grasp and didn’t bother cleaning your face before walking out of his door.

once you got to your car, you realized you couldn’t go home. your dad wasn’t away on work this week. there would be nothing but turmoil and chaos at your house. there was one other safe spot for you to go to. you used old wipes left in your car to wipe pasta sauce off your face before driving.

you went to the hill cerebro was once stationed on. it was the place you and steve went for your first date. it was the first place you had sex. there were nothing but good memories attached to it. it was… everything. yet somehow you couldn’t help but cry.

you sat on the ground, not even bothering looking up to the beautiful moon, toying with the overgrown weeds while crying your eyes out. why couldn’t you just be normal.

you love him. you love him more than anything. how could you just let him stand there, a saddened look in his eyes when you said nothing at all.

you ruined the best thing in your life because you were too much of a coward to say some words. you just didn’t want to end up like your parents, saying some words but not acting upon it. love in your house meant anger and frustration and brokenness.

steve deserved better. he deserved the best.

after around half an hour of moping, you heard a car engine turnover down the hill. your heart started racing, nobody ever came to the hill, that’s why it was your special spot.

“y/n!” you heard steve’s voice ring out worriedly. “y/n, i know you’re here,” you saw him walking towards you, a blanket in hand as his face softened upon seeing you. “hey,” he stilled as he approached you.

“hi,” you sniffled, using your sleeve to wipe your tears.

“i brought us a blanket,” he took a step closer. “if there still is an us?”

“yes, steve,” you sighed, soft sobs leaving your lips. “of course there’s still an us. there will always be an us.”

he sat beside you, wrapping the blanket around the both of your shoulders. “why-why can’t you tell me you love me? i know you do. i know you do. so why can’t you just… just say it?”

“steve,” you rested your head on his shoulder. “growing up, my parents said it all the time. but they were so hateful to one another. they were spiteful, and rude, and they would yell, and i don’t want that to be our fate!” you ranted out, feeling his hand gently massaging your shoulder. “you deserve better than to have the rest of your life all mixed up because of me.”

“you are nothing like them,” he reminded you, resting his cheek on your head. “you are kind, and patient, and courageous, and sure, you’re stubborn, but that’s in the best way possible,” he brought out a smile in you. “just because that’s how they are, that does not mean that’s how we’re going to end up, not if we have anything to do about it.”

“i’m sorry,” you cried out, letting his shirt catch your tears. “i am, y’know?”

“you what?” he teased. “oh, i know you’re stubborn, always have. it’s no secret, sweetheart,” you shoved his shoulder back once more before repositioning yourselves.

you sat straddling his lap, your legs on either side of him as your hands cupped his face, “i am in love with you.”

his smile was brighter than you’d ever seen before he moved his face closer to yours, connecting your lips with passion. sealing the promise of a happy future, of patience, and kindness, and love, with a kiss.

#steve harrington #steve harrington fic #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington imagine #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington drabble #steve harrington angst #steve harrington fluff #stranger things #prompts #stranger things prompt #stranger things blurb #stranger things blurbs #stranger things angst

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firecaptainphoenix · 7 months

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Glassy Sky

Inside I've been shaken, my sanity taken Our broken halves, they intertwine From once was yours and once was mine

About: It's been months of non stop grief all around. Phoenix and Jay have a talk over it. TW: death (Bradley, Evora, Lincoln, Luke) , implied suicide (in regards to Luke), panic attack

“Dad, quit fidgeting already,” Jay grumbled as she adjusted the shirt on Phoenix. Taking a step back she studied the plaid shirt she’d attached fake fur onto for his Halloween costume.

“Sorry Jaybird, this stuff is a bit itchy is all,” Phoenix grumbled, managing to keep still for her to inspect her work on him. She’d finished getting Dodger ready early on, the man already taking his usual pre dinner nap. Her own costume was done weeks ago and Felipe’s had been collected in less than an hour.

Setting the evening aside to get his own done, it wasn’t often she requested time specifically with him, so when she did he was quick to agree. While she circled around him adjusting various things as she went, he studied his daughter. With everything happening lately he’d been trying to keep a better eye on her.

“Ok looks good, dad,” she said, nodding her head in satisfaction as she took the shirt back, laying it down with the matching pair of jeans. Picking up the journal on the dining table she crossed a line on the list she had going. “I’m gonna get started on some meal prepping,” she said, turning towards their kitchen while reading over her list.

Frowning Phoenix followed after her, eyes flickering over her shoulder to the list she had going.

Meals for:

Miss Celia, Mister Cal, Felipe <3, and Marisol

Mister Gizmo

Uncle Falco

“That’s a lot of folk to meal prep for, Jaybird. Sure most of them can handle feeding themselves,” Phoenix says gently reaching a hand for her shoulder. He can feel her stiffening under his hand and sees the way her grip tightens on the journal.

“Felipe says Mister Cal is having trouble sleeping and Miss Celia is also stressed. She cooks for everyone all the time, I can cook for her this time,” she says. “And his uncle Gizmo has been around more to help, so I should help too. And Uncle Falco was really sad at school, since Mr.Luke…since he…everyone’s just tired so I want to help.”

She’s rambling, can hear the way her voice trembles as she tries and fails to keep her voice level. He can feel a sinking feeling in his chest as she goes on and on, knowing why she’s so focused on the act of eating. For a brief moment he’s not looking down at his 15 year old daughter, but his toddler. His toddler is begging him to just eat some toast, all she can manage to make, shoving a sippy cup into his mouth to get him to drink.

It had been a rough few months until Falco had arrived to help care for her, and even then he’d been a shell of the man he’d been before. Sleeping more often than not, leaving for long stretches of the night to walk without a destination in mind. He’d barely said a word to her, broken the one promise he’d sworn to Bradley when they’d been expecting her.

Bradley had been right, she hadn’t understood why he’d gone so silent, why her dad was always so tired. Had barely been able to comprehend that her other dad was gone, stuck with Phoenix in limbo, stuck not knowing if she was going to lose another dad.

He sees that now, the way she stiffens whenever anyone seems to be lost in the pain of grief. The panic in her eyes that this person will spiral like her father had. The guilt gnaws at him, knowing it’s his fault that she feels like this.

Tugging her around he pulls her into a hug, feels her lean against him but doesn’t return the hug. “You’re allowed to be sad about Mr.Luke too you know? It’s ok to be sad about it.”

He feels her shake her head against his chest, “I don’t want to be sad, I don’t want to…I can’t…I can’t…I can’t get tired like that…everyone else already is and I just…I can’t dad..I can’t…”

She’s rambling more now, talking about how tired she’s seen Cal, how hollow his voice has sounded, the way Celia always looks at him with concern now. How Dahlia hadn’t been much different a few months ago when her journalist friend had passed. That Gizmo’s friend had found someone in the woods. That the sadness from that had likely cost them Luke. So much death, so much grief, more than anyone can handle, let alone someone so young.

He tightens his grip on her, finally feeling her hands clutch onto his shirt, she’s not crying but he can feel her trembling. Still refusing to completely break down, even in front of him. “I know…I know,” he says gently stroking her hair, “I'm still not good at this Jaybird, god knows I’ve never been good at talking. But I’m here, all those folks are still here too. You’re the kid here, we’re supposed to take care of you, so just…just let me be your dad. Let me handle it, alright?”

There’s something terribly ironic over how quiet she is. Reminded of how he does the same, wonders briefly if Bradley would have done better at this. He was the talker, the one who knew what to say. Eventually he can feel her slowly nodding against his chest, “I’m gonna finish up dinner, we can work on pumpkins after, sound good?” Receiving another slow nod against his chest, he sighs and kisses the top of her head, “We’re gonna be ok, Jaybird. Whenever you want to talk I’m here.” This time he won’t let himself get lost in the dark, he can’t do that to her, not again, not ever again.

#phoenix lore #death tw #panic attack tw #suicide tw #//shits fucked chief

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autisticandroids · 1 year

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Cas/Crowley

What made you ship it? i mean i was always crowstiel-positive. like, i'm a multishipper by trade, and unless something is just not there or i have a specific reason to dislike it, i will usually be, at the very least, ready to be convinced. but crowstiel was actually motivated by me getting really into crowley. because crowstiel is like. the least depressing crowley ship, especially as time goes on. like their relationship is flirty and antagonistic on both sides, and while like there is a level of unpleasant onesidedness between them (i.e. crowley seems to have more genuine affection for cas than cas for crowley), that's first of all, something that could easily change, because cas (in the later seasons, which is mostly what i'm talking about) is a person who is pretty affection starved and if he spend a lot of time with crowley he would warm up pretty quickly. also i've made a post about this before and i just spent like an hour combing my archive for it and couldn't find it? but the thing about cas is that he has experienced terrible consequences for his anger before. like, the horrific, irreconcilable guilt of godstiel arc is something cas can never resolve, it's maybe his single defining trauma. plus there's the fact that the winchesters (especially dean) become more and more the most important people in his life and don't take his emotions seriously + treat them like an inconvenience, and cas fears losing the winchesters to a pretty extreme degree because they are the only people in his life so he spends a lot of time trimming off his rough edges and denying his feelings of any kind. but ESPECIALLY anger. to the point where he is like. actually super repressed about it. like, cas completely represses and internalizes any anger he experiences because his anger has had such negative consequences + he is afraid of getting actively punished for it + he feels like he doesn't deserve to ask for better/wish for better/resent what he's been given/be unsatisfied with what he's been given + he feels like he deserves most mistreatment he gets. but the thing is some of that suppressed rage has to come out sometime. and with cas the way it comes out is against acceptable targets. people who he would consider enemies. this is why, for example, he goes so bananas on donatello: it's all that repressed anger about other things, exploding to the surface when he's "allowed" to feel anger at all. and i feel like THAT is a big reason why cas could simply get over his dislike of crowley. because a big part of the reason he hates crowley so much is that not only is crowley one of the only acceptable targets who is actually in cas' social circle, but also: cas kind of blames crowley for godstiel arc, in ways that would completely fall apart if anyone looked too closely, but do allow cas some cathartic rage. but the thing is if you took cas out of his situation with the winchesters and into a healthier one where someone (crowley :3?) was nice to him, he would like. get over that. like if he didn't feel he needed to repress all his anger and negative emotions, they wouldn't come out so explosively against acceptable targets. and cas would become way more open to like. actually liking crowley, you know? and i think he would. he's like a cat. he needs to be socialized to crowley but he'll come 'round. and then both cas and crowley will have someone to be nice to him. oh and also i started getting really into crowstiel as an explicit rejection of drowley, which i just hate. dean is so mean to crowley!!! what has he done to deserve this!!!

What are your favorite things about the ship? um. i like that they're nice to each other. i also like that crowley can appreciate that cas is insane girl pussy (in a way dean never will because he simply doesn't have the imagination). i like that crowley really thinks he holds all the cards but he's deluding himself. i like that crowley shot his shot by calling himself agent jay-z in season twelve (and that imo it worked). i like that both cas and crowley would get off pretty equally on feeling like crowley had power over cas, but that it wouldn't be true in actuality. i like that crowley would like to spoil cas and cas would love being spoiled. i like that it would probably be pretty healthy once they kind of settled down. i like that they could have insane freaky angeldemon sex no holds barred. i like that cas would be down to hold crowley during his scheduled crying times (4pm-5pm first tuesday of every month). i like that crowley would want to adopt jack soooooooo bad that man has baby FEVER like for real.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? could be endgame. tbh. let the winchesters rot.

#spn #asks #copacet

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kurgy · 11 days

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going to talk about it

had a dream abojt a wrirdly detailed kind of arctic retelling of the call of cthulhu and im insane about it now

the discovery of a murder at the remote antarctic drilling and research Thomison Delta outpost station by Duke (guy covered in blood, pronouns are he/they) finding the body causes the rest of the crew gathering to try and identify what is left of the if as one of the 3 currently not present team members, supposedly on shift, and argue as the crew waits for two to return to lastly identify the body, that is beyond recognition. When the body was first found, Duke finds a personal journal in the corpses hand and pries it off before the others arrive and reads it periodically in secret. he reads about a seemingly unrelated woman journaling her artic expedition, research, and discovery into the ice, the discovery of an idol, her mania to find out what it is, and her descent into madness before the last few pages appear to be torn out.

when the last two crew members arrive they conclude the body is the final still missing crew member, an older man and a historical engineer here to study the shipwreck that was discovered under the ice during drilling, and when everyone denies the killing things start getting rough

post murder and return of fellow scientists there are 13 people left and present, and two that have a long history of fighting are Jay Yadav, a maintenance engineer, and Vince Garson, an arctic exploration expert and survivalist, and when Vince accuses Jay, he automatically accuses Vince right back, each presenting the group a reason they'd want the man gone.

For Jay, despite their separate fields, the older man was his superior and micromanaged Jay constantly, in one instance even getting him stuck under the ice in his suit during a dive for a full hour before they could get him back out, and the man docked Jays pay for the suit damage.

For Vince, the mans constant expeditions to the mountain were a constant drain on supplies and as his guide exhausting for Vince to venture out so many times to keep the late doctor (phd) from succumbing to the environment and were a very loud complaint that often lead to arguments and yelling among crew members, and most recently, violence when it lead to Vince throwing Duke to the floor when they stepped in to deescalate when he got aggressive with the doctor. Jay asks Duke to verify this as there were several witnesses, and he agrees that he was thrown, but that he's not so sure about murder.

Duke defends that Vince is hot headed but the doctor paid his wages, extensive ones at that, and unless Vince wanted to lose that paycheck and his high profile job, would have no reason to kill him this brutally. He then defends Jay, insisting Jay wouldn't kill the doctor, and arguing that Jay filed a complaint with the board after the incident under the ice which scored him a hefty bonus and extended benefits as compensation, and since it wasn't like the doctor was actively trying to kill him, and Jay survived the encounter with more than he had, he had no reason to kill him

Vince becomes frustrated and accuses Duke of killing the doctor, being the one to find the body, which gets Melissa (a marine biologist) to once again accuse Vince, claiming to have seen him come to the observation tower (current location) an hour before Duke found the body.

Throughout this, Duke is periodically reading strangely familiar passages from the journal reminiscent of their own situation

Vince's friend Angela steps in and defends that no one saw the doctor enter the tower at all, and have no idea when the body got here, saying it could've happened after Vince came and left, which she claims was soon because she knows he went there to retrieve a jacket he left behind and that they planned to meet after at the mess hall, which he arrived at on time with the jacket.

Mabel was the doctors assistant and hasn't been taking the news well, insisting someone here must have killed him as she comes unglued.

As this is going on Duke continues reading the diary in intermissions as the events of the woman's journal begin to read identical to his, as a murder occurs after her discovery of the idol, and the members of her team beginning to accuse one another of the killing. The death and the corpse appear to match what had happened to the doctor, and when he reads that the woman's assistant, Duncan became hysterical after the death and ran out of camp, Mabel begins pacing and murmuring about them being liars and killers, becoming hysterical when Jay tries to calm her and fleeing the observation tower, causing Duke to drop the book in fear just as the woman had dropped the idol in the journal.

this has been haunting my creative process for weeks

#long post sorry #wip #oc tag

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 19 days

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AAAHHHHHHHH it's happening :'DDD

Peteee I want him to be here 😭❤️🥺

AAAHHHHHHHHHH

When was Sassapis ordained lol

Awww :')))

AAAHHHHHHH they're all there aahh :'DD

Lol hi Carol

Jay just like yep :) okay :)

Love him xD

I miss Pete though guys 😭

He deserves to be here he would love it xdd

Alberta there are closer chairs xD

Oh right lol wait she's on Isaac's side xD

SLDKGJDHS WAIT YEAH LOL

Eh xD

Well at least they didn't have the until death or as long as you shall live part lol

AGH CRAP

NOOOO

I swear if we end on a cliffhanger of them not getting married I'm gonna lose it

Did the basement ghosts help the puritan lady because they were upset 😭

Y'alllll I knew it's the seeds you sowed but I'm stressed 😭 don't care they don't deserve it xd

OH WAIT CRAP IT'S PETE

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH PETE :'DDDD!!

Awww he wanted to come home :'))

As soon as that scene ended he really went ". . Nah I wanna go home, bye :)"

AAAHHHHHH I LOVE THAT FOR HIM

He doesn't look in good shape though o.o

AYYYY HE'S BACK :DDD

Awww :')) 🥰🥰

LOL sir xD 💀

Awwww okay good he's here :'D

LOL Jay like "oh nice :D"

He's not still rough is he- okay no just talking about his entrance

Awkward I think that's Nigel's side lol

Ahh yeah that lol

I mean we can explain later and delay with the emotional consequences of it all xD

Nah okay it's chill lol

We're going ahead xD

Oop yep o.o

Ahh nice it is just leaving not being happy :'D

Awwww 😭😭🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺

AAAAHHHHHHHH y'all stop I love them and him so much 😭😭🥰🥺❤️

"Who's Donna??" XDD YEAH LOL

I mean we know but you know

Awww legally permissable kind :'D xD

LOL Carol o.o

AWWW :')))

Wait Isaac this better not be a realization but a reaffirmment

Just making sure xD

AWWW okay good :'DD 😭❤️

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks for coming in clutch and reassuring everything at the end Pete 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ the glue that holds everyone together for real <333

Aww yeah :') let's get them married <3

Although now I swear if they get interrupted by the ghost lady lol

It better happen later xD

AWW yeah :'))

AAAHHHHHHH

Isaac I swear

Better say yes boy

I know you just got it reaffirmed so answer xD

I DON'T LIKE THIS MUSIC STOPPING

Paused to save myself

Guys help

Guys help please

No guys please why would you do this to me xd

I think I'm talking to you guys guys help please 😭 xD

Making me go through this alone, not preparing me (I made that choice and I did not want to be prepared lol) xdd

Hold my hand guys 😭

Guys I SWEAR if you do not get married by the end of this episode

I just don't know about the likelihood of going back to the wedding again so I'm scared 😭😭😭

Like later in the episode I mean

AAAAUGH

Isaac I'm gonna kill you. I am gonna kill you. Just so you know.

Guys I can't take this. I can't take this

There BETTER BE something that BRINGS Y'ALL TOGETHER BY THE END OF THIS EPISODE

Sure have it be attempted revenge by the ghost lady 😭

Wait what if she's doing this o.o

Wasn't her power something funky? I don't remember if they said

Or also just like manipulating stuff somehow idk

Y'all I'm scaredddd

I need to unpause he's halfway through saying don't

Sick to my stomach

Guys help

Okay I'm doing it 😭

Jay XD

WAIT HOW DOES JAY KNOW

Wait no he must be seeing something else

Maybe something relating to the puritan lady?

Maybe he forgot something idk??

WAIT DID CHRIS DIE HE'S HOLDING HIS PHONE

And as soon as he actually becomes an option Nigel decides he doesn't want him right 😌 right 😌

Guys I'm scared

Okay but an immediate reaction/other thing happening means a distraction so phew that's good that's easier

But hey Jay fits in for once xD

THE NIX GAME

Jay I was counting on you 😭

SLFKFHS though xD

"Is this wedding voer yet" Jay 😭💀 XDDD

Real though lol

Me for real with this pain xD

Anyway you'll know when (well not anymore but yk) they start clapping lol xD

Explain the situation Sam o.o xD

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH I DON'T DESERVE TO HEAR THAT HEARTBROKEN SOUND IN NIGEL'S VOICE

Guys I don't deserve this

I don't

Isaac

I'm going to kill you

"I really wanted this to work" BEATING YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL PIPE.

ISAAAAAAC

And here I thought

That revelation

A good thing

I have been caught a fool

😐

After all the pain I'm desensitized to it at this point 😭

Also I think I still believe they're gonna be together xdd

I just gotta make it through this lol

And then even if it doesn't end up okay at least I'll have made it through it xD

I wish I was in more shock like with Asher's death at least then I wouldn't be pausing so much 😭😭

Also I mean the pain of so many of my shows this season xd

Okay okay okay hoo I got this

ISAAAAAAAACC

Something missing

Better than someone else :'D

Also maybe you're just overthinking it 🥰🥰 right 🥰 right 🥰🥰

Yeah Isaac exactly 😭

Guys I'm sick to my stomach

I'm gonna die

I swear if this ends on a cliffhanger

I know I have like 4 minutes left but xd

Which when you think about it is like a quarter of the episode so :D I've still got plenty of time

Even if this would be the climax and that would probably be the falling action :')) I do not care :'))

Guys get me through this xdd

I need to talk less and need this scene to end because I decided to make it all one post when I thought it would be a good thing and this is so long now 😭 xd

The humor comforts me :'))) it'll be alright right guys :'))) right :'))

I hope y'all aren't reading this and shaking your head in pity 😭😭😭

I'm gonna die

And bring Isaac along with me guys

Sorry not sorry

At least leave don't leave me standing here watching this

HALLELUJAH

I swear it better be that ghost lady

APICCHOLAU

ABWUHWUH

ALBERTA

ALBERTAAA SLFJFHSK

Girl did she step out to warm up or something and missed what happened 😭

Goirl o.o

Hetty and Trevor's faces xDD but also they're really sad faces 😭

ALBERTAAA

Have you not noticed that Isaac is not standing here 😭

And walked past you to leave xd

Imagine if the episode ended on this lol

Although with the actual length image her just singing the entire of the song and everyone just sitting there in silence like 😐👁️👄👁️ for 3 and a half minutes XDDD

Y'all I'm hilarious

Anyway help me 😭

Girl I need you to stop singing

You have a lovely voice but stop

GIRLLL XDD

Okay at least we got to cut away

Okay I do not like this wrap up feeling that's starting in half of the word "Well" and one strike of strings :')))

I SWEARRR we better get a cliffhanger of it was all that ghost lady's doing

WAIT maybe she'll kidnap Nigel and the Isaac will realize he does feel that way about him o.o cliffhanger or not idk

Like takes him into the dirt and Isaac decides to go after him or something 😭

Wait that sounds so dramatic (take him into the dirt)

Nigel and Isaac Orpheus and Eurydice parallel/moment 👀

Okay anyway I actually need to watch now xD

If that doesn't happen I might write it though lol

I just know this girl has to come up SOMEHOW

So far Pete was the unexpected guest, at the actual wedding xD

AUGH

I did not want to be here 😭

Y'all they broke up didn't they :'))

Pleeease tell me they just took a step back

I know they probably didn't but please I'll take anything I can get xdd

Aww Trevor :')) 🥺

He is the sweetest <33

Yeah I imagine 😭 xdd

Deserved Isaac I'm not even gonna lie

Kind and understanding how are we broken up or not 😭

Flower I'mma need you to stop talking right now

Maybe

Hear me out

Chris is helping him grow

And we move on from this tyvm

Ik it's not about him anymore but idrc

SAMMM NOO NOT YOU TOO

Jay just on his phone xD boutta hear a wild sentence lol

Though they probably filled him in

Okay yeah today that's okay :')))

So how about it the future

There's no coming back from a conversation like this is there guys xd too serious to backtrack form

Okay yeah Hetty but also like he's kind of always known 😭❤️ at the same time

Guys I don't like this serious genuine wrap up music

LET'S NOT HAVE A WRAP UP ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP GUYS

Also like. I'm not saying settle or anything he there are only so many ghosts on this property xd

PETE CAN LEAVE GIRL

Okay yeah and that guy xD

Aww ayy yeah :D she got it right :')))!!!

Famously lol xDD

But yeah her too

XD yeah

Aww Sas and Isaac :'))

Ahh is Thor gonna do it too

Yep xd

Okay good glad we're being honest 😭

AWWWW THOR TOLD FLOWER HE LOVES HER :'DDDD

Kinda insensitive right now guys not gonna lie but congrats xDD

Also idk if it's gonna go well for the moment 😬

Awww Sam updating Jay :'))

Jay about to be like "?? isn't that kind of inconsiderate??" XD

Nah he'll probably congratulate them lol

And then we also have to be like "oh yeah and Isaac and Nigel (maybe) broke up" xD

Yeah big stuff going down xD 😭

AWWWW SHE SAID IT BACK :'DDD 🥰🥰

Ayy the updates xD

AOUGH

Y'all are not gonna do this I swear 💀 xD

No offense but can we interrupt their wedding as well xD they literally just got out of a throuple they haven't even broken up with Nancy yet lol

Also Flower hasn't said that means she'll stay with him xD

I do not like Isaac's expression

AWWW yeah thank you Thor :')))

Also the way he said that just sounded so sweet and genuine :') 🥰🥰😭

Yeah Sas xD

SLFKGJDKHS OH NAUR NOT Y'ALL XD

They will I bet lol

Guys why xD

Isaac boutta be like "?? okay?? guys the frick???" XDD

GUYS WHY

"Yeha buddy good luck with that" SLFKDJS XDD

WAIT JAY DOESN'T KNOW WHO BAXTER IS SLFKGHDKS XDDD???

Jay having his world rocked right now like "who is this random guy you've mentioned??"

"He's very peripheral it doesn't matter" SLFJFHSKDJ AUVOEMSPEN??? XDDD

Well I mean he's getting married so it probably does xD

Please tell me this is before the wedding and we'll stop it

Agh gosh nope okay xD

Aww lol :)

Ope she's gonna mention the Puritan ghost lady and Sam is gonna know o.o

Yeeahh Patience her

OPE yeah 😳 she knows xd

This better set up a healing of their relationship xDD

It seems like it's just setting up a bad guy for next season though 😭😭

UH OH

Ahh so Isaac is gonna get kidnapped

Maybe Nigel will go to save him and Isaac will realize how strong his love for him really is 👀?

Listen guys I really can't believe they'll leave them like this 😭 xdd

Also not them literally burying their gays 💀 xDD

Probably lol

I mean bc he's going into the dirt xD

Anyway

Oh gosh Nancy xd

Why would you do this to me

Ahhh crap

We can't be compassionate a little bit and decide that since it didn't happen it doesn't matter xd?

I mean too late now really but you guys could at least feel bad and pull out of it while she kidnaps him lol

Wait this post is way too long one second o.o

#ghosts #ghosts cbs #cbs ghsots #oasis's ghosts chatter #I forgot the end it xD #ik there's only one minute (54 seconds actually lol) left but idc xD

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Bob's Burgers Zeke x Tina Head Canons and Story Scene Ideas.

I'm separating headcanons and ideas because the headcanons are more solid in their stance while the ideas are just shaky story scenes that I think would be cool to do but I'm not sure if I would be into it being my main line headcanon.

Headcanons:

1. While Tina is still dating Jimmy Jr. She tries to apologize to Zeke for being so hostile towards him at the beginning. She admits that she was jealous of how close he was with Jimmy Jr even though she knew him longer, how he seemed to thrive at everything that she hoped to be good at, and how despite being obnoxious, loud, rough, and gross he still was able to get nearly everyone to like him. Meanwhile, she struggled with being tolerated by her Wagstaff peers that weren't her siblings.

Zeke thinks it’s insane that Tina could be jealous of him when he’s jealous of her. Zeke wish he had Tina’s life with parents that aren’t divorced and siblings he could he could hang out with all the time. Not to mention Tina had years to develop the relationships she has with people. Zeke’s family moved around a lot so he had no choice but to make a quick impression on people because he never knows when he’s going to move away again. Even if Tina thinks she has no friends, she always had her Gene and Louise to turn to; Zeke had no one in his family because they were either too old/busy to bother with him, too young to even walk, or only visits for a little while because they live in another state.

Tina grows to appreciate Zeke more after this conversation and officially sees him as a friend rather than Jimmy Jr’s friend that she just has to learn to live with and has mixed feelings over the fact that he has a crush on her.

2. Zeke becomes Louise and Gene’s plan B (or Z for the initial humor) whenever Tina is down in the dumps after Jimmy Jr cancels a date last minute (That is if Zeke isn’t the one Jay Ju canceled on Tina for already). Just a platonic get together so Tina can get her mind off of how much of a jerk Jay Ju is being again. (Kind of like Peppermint Patty forcing Charlie Brown to go to the fair with her so she can help him gets his mind off Snoopy leaving for his original owner in in “Snoopy, Come Home”)

3. Tina succeeds getting Zeke into The Equestranauts series and Zeke unironically talks about the show in the open with her whenever she brings up first.

4. Tina is the first to join Zeke and Peter’s Women Issues Group to help support her friend.

5. Let’s face it, probably one of the reasons Zeke has a crush on Tina is because she probably has some of the biggest boobs in their grade (not the biggest but one of the biggest anyway). It’s not the only reason, but we can’t deny it’s not part of the reason. Zeke being a boob guy is part of his character and we just have to deal with it like we have to deal with Tina being a butt gal. Darn hormonal teenagers! Lol (Heck I should have named my Zekina Beauty and the Beast idea, Booty and the Breast XD)

6. Tina basically becomes 50% of Zeke’s impulse control while everyone else holds the other half of his impulse control which is dangerous since one of the holders of the other 50 percent is Louise.

7. Tina learns to put her foot down more and not be as easily influenced by Louise thanks to Zeke’s help (which also helps in turn to help her be more solid in her being 50 percent of Zeke’s impulse control).

8. When Zeke and Tina get together, Zeke loves giving pda and Tina loves receiving it, but she tries to not overdo it so she isn’t responsible for her family losing business by being too obnoxious with their affection.

9. When they start dating, it’s easier for Tina to count the times Zeke doesn’t have one of his arms around her or hold her hand than it is when he does.

10. Zeke and Tina get married on the beach. Though, they joke about getting married at the aquarium due to it being a church once.

11. After their first time together Tina calls Zeke Zbee assuming that all this time Tbird was just the first letter of her name and a reference to the birds and the bees and had no idea Tbird was short for the name of a car. Zeke got a lot of mileage out of that one (no pun intended)

12. Wrasslin’ is Zeke and Tina’s euphemism for hanky panky, Louise and Gene teases them every now and then about it once they found out.

13. Zeke handles the money related problems in the relationship because he is better at math in comparison to Tina, not the best but still better than Tina.

14. Their first child will be named Daniel or Danielle (depending which gender on I choose) either way the kid will be nicknamed Dani

15. What Zeke loves most about Tina is how she’s always full of surprises. She can be a weird, sweet, insecure, do gooder nerd one moment and the next a fearless, troublemaking badass. A strange anomaly wrapped in a mystery that he wants to solve.

16. What Tina loves most about Zeke is the fact that he really believes she’s this interesting, unsolvable mystery. The girl from her inner world she wishes she was is someone that Zeke already believes she is and she never wants to lose that.

17. Zeke and Tina tried to help set up Saucy up on hermit crab dates at one point, but it didn’t work out. You can’t force love in the wild.

18. Zeke probably hates robots because they keep taking the jobs his family applies to and forcing them to move. Either that or he saw the Terminator too young and now is scarred for life.

19. I can see Zeke reading an erotic friend fiction at one point and leaving the review, “Hot stuf Tbird! Cud use more boobies tho ;].” Tomatina (tomato faced tina) appears after that. (Yes Zeke also spells bad XD)

20. Because of his wrestling background, he probably has the potential to give good massages. Tina certainly would want to put that to the test as soon as possible when they are married.

21. Tina makes it her mission to get the best gift for Zeke every birthday and Christmas. Zeke likes to tease her about it and make it a challenge for her to figure it out. It’s frustrating but she knows he only does it to make the point he’ll love whatever she gets him no matter what, as long as it’s not a robot of any kind.

22. Back to when they were teenagers, Tina and Zeke probably used his hidey hole a lot to privately console each other and talk about their current issues troubling them once they became closer friends.

Shaky fanfiction scene ideas (but I’ll still format it as the headcanon list even though the majority of the numbers are part of one story narrative):

1. Everyone comments about how close Zeke and Tina’s friendship has gotten which both deny and Tina feels that Zeke’s that way too everyone because of his personality. Even Jimmy Jr. is a bit threatened by how close Zeke and Tina are now even though Zeke never and will never cross a line. Jimmy Jr. honestly preferred when Tina hated Zeke because he knows how easily she falls in love with guys that are nice to her (especially ones she knows has a crush on her). Tina would of course be insulted by how little Jimmy Jr trusts her loyalty to their relationship.

2. Tina breaks up with Jimmy Jr. after high school when she realizes he’s never going to fully commit to promising her to be faithful during a long distance relationship. Jimmy Jr. and Zeke’s friendship falls apart as well when Zeke chooses to go to comfort Tina first before JJ.

3. She takes a break from dating for a while after the Jimmy Jr. heart break. After her date break, despite the chemistry she feels with Zeke, she will still continue to date other guys before she’s ready to acknowledge her feelings. Zeke’s also has his fair share of dates with other girls as well. They like to laugh over their failed dates and help each other move on.

4. Tina leaves to go to college to become a novelist. She’s delighted to see Dillon and Susmita to be going to the same college and thanks the heavens above that she may finally have a friend group to call her own that’s not terrible to her. Unfortunately, her personal hell comes true when finds out she’s roommates with Tammy Larsen.

5. To afford to go to college, Zeke tries to join the navy but they reject him because of his ADHD. His dad kicks him out at 18. So with nowhere to go he offers to work at Bob’s Burgers for a place to sleep until he can find a job and his own place to stay. Zeke is right at home with the Belcher family and is delighted that Bob is willing to teach other things besides burgers upstairs in the Belcher kitchen. This confirms to Zeke even more that he wants to go to culinary school.

6. Zeke and Tina would still text each other a lot when Tina is away in college (Tina would eventually get her own phone that’s not only for emergency before college, don’t ask me how XD). No way is Zeke going to let Tina and him become estranged, much to Tammy’s annoyance (a girl’s gotta sleep sometimes lol) and massive jealousy.

7. On summer break of college, Tina would visit her family home. She as well as Zeke would be shocked by all the changes their bodies and attire went through while they were apart. Zeke would lift her up in a big, bear hug to greet his good friend and push down the funny feelings in his tummy while everybody else joins in on the hug.

8. The sexual tension in the air would be so thick that it would need a chainsaw to break it apart. Louise and Gene would have fun with making it worse while Tina is home.

9. Jimmy Jr. would also be back in town during Tina’s summer break. Tina would be lying if she said that Jimmy Jr didn’t take care of himself well as well. Jimmy Jr would happen to be single at the time and also found Tina she aged gracefully too. Jimmy Jr. would ask her to dinner with him to catch up. Knowing full well he is trying to do, Tina agrees to go. Zeke finds out about Tina seeing Jimmy Jr and tell her to have a nice time even though he’s dying inside. He can’t force her to love him, so why try to stop her from who she wants to be with more.

While Tina goes to meet up with Jay Ju, Zeke “borrows” some beer to ease the pain of letting go. Louise would find everything out and slap some sense into a drunken Zeke. Whether she admits it or not, she’s on team Zeke and there’s no way she would let Tina let Jimmy Jr hurt her again or see her practically adopted brother be sad over this easily fixable thing.

Louise would remind Zeke that him and JJ aren’t friends anymore so what is stopping him from barging in to the restaurant telling Tina that he wants her bad and killing JJ. Even in his drunken state Zeke wouldn’t want to kill JJ, but he would agree with Louise that he’s been playing it safe in the friendship for too long and it’s time to rock the boat.

When Louise and Zeke make it to the restaurant, Tina would already be leaving the place looking like she did something very cathartic. It would be revealed that Tina basically only agreed to meet up with JJ again just to make it clear to him that she outgrew him and that there’s no chance that they will ever get back together again after everything he put her through, that and get a free meal.

Louise would be proud of her sister to finally overcome the JJP drug while also pushing Zeke to say what he went there to say. Zeke nerves and drunken state would get the better of him and he would zoom to the nearest trash can to barf. After an awkward ride of silence home, Tina would help give Zeke water until he would be sober enough to talk things over.

Zeke would pour his heart out that he still holds a torch for Tina and never stopped even when they were doing great as just friends. He wanted to tell her so much sooner but it was never the right time. Then when Tina came back for summer, he thought fate finally gave him and Tina a chance to start something. That is until Jimmy Jr popped in back to town at the worst possible time. He was so heartbroken that he thought he missed his shot again that he was going to drink the pain away until Louise stopped his pity party.

He would say screw it whether it was the right or wrong time to say it because he’s done staying silent just so the next long necked Casanova can come and steal her heart while he just learns to live with it. If Tina still didn’t want to give him a chance, he would be fine with that, but at least he got what he needed off of his chest. His only hope now would be that if Tina did reject his confession they would still be friends.

It would be Tina’s turn to get something out of her hand and give it to Zeke, it was an after dinner mint from the restaurant. Tina would tease him that she didn’t want to kiss someone with barf breath. Zeke never would have dreamed that he would be trying to suck through a mint so fast.

Their kiss would be soft and innocent at the start but get more and more intimate once Tina wordlessly gives Zeke permission to do so. Years of unreciprocated love pouring out and being shared by one another and it makes them both feel like the only people in the world that matter to each other for a moment.

10. After they become official, Jimmy Jr apologizes to both of them for real this time and hopes that one day maybe they could all be friends again. Not wanting to hold any grudges, Zeke and Tina want to bury the hatchet with Jimmy Jr. but make it clear they aren’t pals yet and they want to see that Jimmy Jr. earns their trust first.

Okay, that’s all that I have stored up in my brain for ZekexTina headcanons and fanfiction ideas (which is basically just a bunch of scenes that form into one big story honestly, I’m not very good at making my ideas small XD)

Okay here’s a bonus headcanon for Gene. His favorite song from Veggietales is Barbara Manatee and thus formed his attraction to the manatee puppet in that ship kidnapped episode.

#Zekina #Bob's Burgers #I really just typed all of this out didn't I XD?

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jalenh1 · 4 months

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𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐭? / / 𝘫𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯 & 𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢.

Who: SC & JH ( @brinacarpcnter )

When: December 31st, 2023

Where: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Plot: Sabrina's frustration grows with Jalen, and then the truth comes out.

Triggers: N/A

SABRINA: Sabrina knew he would be upset; and rightfully so. Losing to a 3-12 team was rough, to say the least. But she was starting to become overwhelmed with what to do in these situations. Even when they won, Jalen was still hard on himself. But right now, it was multiplied by ten with them losing. And she really wanted today to be a good day, regardless of the outcome of the game because it was New Year’s Even and she was performing in front of millions for the Rockin’ Eve special in Times Square. And knowing he’d get to be there to see her perform had her incredibly excited all day. But right now? She didn’t even want to be seen in public because of how defeated and frustrated she was. Sabrina was in the middle of packing a small overnight suitcase when she heard the faint sound of footsteps approaching. She knew it was Jalen, but she decided to ignore him; continuing the process of throwing stuff into her suitcase. Though while she was doing so, a single tear had managed to escape from her eyes, but she quickly wiped it away with a quiet sniffle. “I don’t know how to help you anymore, Jalen,” she said quietly, finally acknowledging his presence.

JALEN: Jalen had full intention to let him enjoy himself after the game, going to New York City to see Sabrina shine. And while nothing in the world would stop him from going, his mood had quickly soured, putting the same manifestation of learning, growing from the loss, into the air at the after game press conference — yet, truth be told, he wasn’t so sure he believed it himself anymore as a leader. He felt the weight on his shoulders as he strolled into the room Sabrina was in, quiet until she spoke up, and then he exhaled a deep sigh as he ran his hands over his head. “It’s not your job to help me,” he said, not wanting a burden on her before her big night. “But you can’t really expect me to walk around and be happy about that, right? It’s not happening. I failed everyone out there.” He inched forward to initially take a seat, but stood there, eventually beginning to pace. “There’s only so many times I can say the same damn shit before people don’t buy it, before this team gives up on me because I can’t execute. I wanna be locked the fuck in.” He could feel himself getting angry now, heated as he felt every emotion of blowing it. “It was supposed to be our year, and to end it like that? At that rate, ain’t nobody gonna fucking help me.”

SABRINA: Sabrina had never stopped what she was doing and turned around so fast before to face Jalen. “What do you mean it’s not my job? I’m literally your girlfriend, Jay. It is my job to help you through whatever feelings and emotions you’re dealing with. But you’re making it fucking impossible to do it at this point because you don’t want to hear what I have to say,” she argued back. “I’ll never expect you to feel any sort of way about anything. I just feel fucking helpless when you’re like this.” The blonde’s voice softened a bit as she eventually made her way over to Jalen, but still kept a good distance from him. “Saying you failed everyone out there and that they’re all going to give up on you is fucking bullshit and you know it. Those guys would go to hell and back for you, just like you’d do the same for them. Don’t even deny it, because you know I’m right,” Sabrina said with a sigh. The absolute last thing she wanted to be doing was fighting with her boyfriend right now when they literally had to be on a plane in a half hour, but she wasn’t going to leave until things were resolved. “Do you remember when I told you that you don’t always have to be Superman? That applies right now. You are still 11-5 and there’s so much to be proud of. No one is going to hate you for having a rough day. And you definitely don’t have to carry the whole franchise on your back, either. That’s why you’re a fucking team, you’re supposed to lean on each other in times like these. But what do I know, right? Since you don’t like to listen to me,” she spat bitterly and turned back around to pick up where she left off on packing her things into her suitcase.

JALEN: Jalen exhaled a deep sigh as Sabrina turned to face him, making points that made complete sense, but nothing he wanted to admit to. He dropped his arms that were crossed at his chest as her voice softened, his line of sight down on her. He listened as she spoke, not wanting to interrupt, despite the numerous messages that contradicted her speech somewhere deep in his mind. Once she turned on her heels after her last sentence, he couldn’t help but feel like the inferior one, that Sabrina was only trying to lift his spirits and he had always been quick to dodge it and remain stuck in his ways. He had never been great at articulating his feelings, and to have someone like Sabrina willingly listen to them? It was something he wasn’t used to, either. “It’s just.. reading all this shit that I’m no good, a fraud, it gets in your damn head.” His words were soft now, finally making it to the bed and sitting at the edge of it as he looked down at the floor, to his hands, rotating the watch on his wrist absentmindedly. “Like, when the people that once believed in me start to feel that way, kinda makes you think.” He said, a shrug of his shoulders, “I know we still have everything in front of us, we’re the same team that started out strong, just hard to bounce back after losses like that. Even harder when I just want to make you proud, too,” he paused, picking his head up to see Sabrina still working on packing up her bag. “You’ve been coming out to all these games, and fuck, I love the game, but when I started loving you even more, times like this have me thinkin' I don’t want you feeling like you wasted your time on me.”

SABRINA: Honestly, at this point, Sabrina had already started tuning out anything else that Jalen was saying. Why bother listening to him when he never listened to her? That was her current logic. Tears unknowingly welled in her eyes again when she was finally finished with packing, but this time, she didn’t bother to wipe them away because she didn’t care that much anymore. Finally, she pulled her suitcase off of the bed and had started to walk out of the bedroom, Jalen still fully talking to her. But Sabrina swore she had never stopped so fast in her tracks when he so casually mentioned that he started loving her. Of all the things she managed to tune out, that wasn’t one of them. He… Loved her? Did she even hear that right? Time felt like it was frozen when she finally turned around to face him slowly, to make sure that she had heard him right. “Wh… What?” She barely squeaked out, her voice small and nearly inaudible. “You… You love me?” Sabrina asked again, once again needing to make sure she heard Jalen right.

JALEN: At this point, Jalen was speaking without much of a filter, something that was unlike him, but it just went to show how he felt around Sabrina. His heart did the talking for him, leaving his girlfriend puzzled as she made her way to the doorway, ready to leave. He looked up just as she had turned around, looking at her in silence before he got back up on his feet and stepped a bit closer to her, still giving her some space if she needed it. “I love you,” was how he answered, hoping to God it was reciprocated, but nevertheless he wasn’t about to back track. Sabrina wanted Jalen to be truthful with her, to listen to her, and he wasn’t going to take the lead by downplaying how he felt towards her. It was the complete truth, whether he meant to out it or not: he was falling in love. He was in love. Despite things starting slow, Jalen found himself falling fast, and now? He couldn’t let Sabrina leave without knowing it. “I didn’t know I was looking for it, but, it found me and I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

SABRINA: When Jalen repeated himself to confirm it, it felt like all of the air had been knocked out of Sabrina's lungs. She didn't care how soon it was, she was one-hundred percent in love with him, too. She was just afraid to admit it out loud to herself, much less, to him, because she wasn't sure if he would reciprocate the feelings. But low and behold, he was the first one to say it, washing away all of her fears. Sabrina let him finish, then all but dropped all of her belongings and practically sprinted for him, throwing herself at him without even thinking twice about it. With her arms secured tightly around his neck and her legs wrapped around his waist, she didn't want to let go. She was afraid that this was just a dream and that she'd be woken up anytime soon. But the tighter she held Jalen, the more she realized it wasn't a dream. That this was reality. "I love you, too, Jay," Sabrina finally returned the sentiment, squeezing him a bit tighter. "I wasn't looking for it, either, but I can't help how I feel about you... You're everything I've ever wanted in a person and that made it way too easy for me to fall in love with you."

JALEN: When Sabrina came up to him and into his arms like she belonged there, he knew instantaneously he had nothing to worry over. He tightened his grip on her, as if she were to let go, even if he knew well enough that it was as if she were molded to him. He swayed a bit back and forth with her in his arms, listening to the soothing sound of her voice, how she spoke about having the same feelings that he spoke from his heart. He didn’t want an argument to bring it out of him, but it came naturally, releasing his feelings to her like it was now or never, no turning back, not even a thought that could have prevented him from speaking the truth. To hear he was everything she ever wanted, and everything she didn’t know she was looking for, he knew he was worrying for nothing. No matter how many wins, and no matter how many losses, he would come home to her. And he loved her. He pulled back just enough to kiss her, an apologetic look in his dark eyes. “I’m sorry if you felt as if I didn’t bother listening to you before,” he said, “I’ll be the first to admit I’m stubborn. But for you, I’d do anything.”

SABRINA: When Jalen pulled back to kiss Sabrina, she instantly melted into him and the words he spoke soon after. It felt like a relief that they were on the same page with something for once, and that he was apologizing not really listening to her. The blonde took his face in her small hands, and one of her thumbs absentmindedly caressed over the noticeable stubble along his jawline. “I don’t want to talk about it anymore, I just want to be with you right now,” Sabrina said, sealing it with another kiss. And with Jalen in agreement, the couple decided it was to be a conversation for another day. Instead ending the conversation so that they could make love with one another until they eventually had to head out for Sabrina’s New Year’s Eve performance in New York City. She hadn’t expected her day would turn into what it did, but she wouldn’t have had it any other way. They loved each other unconditionally and that was all that mattered to either of them now.

#( para ; is it new years yet? )

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unethicalexperiments · 4 months

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oh now that dragula s5 is over i can do my writeup on that too. spoilers for the whole season (and probably show) below the cut

i guess i'll kinda go episode by episode for this.

ep 1: fun way to start off, love when they make them walk around in the woods n shit in full drag. everyone meeting for the first time was fun as well big personalities right off the bat. correct winner and correct bottom 2. i loved the extermination challenge on this one, hardcore as fuck.

ep 2: i will say i am not a fan of contestants (of any show) returning for no real reason. however i very much enjoyed jay kay on the show so i can't say i'm too mad about it. VERY correct winner, throb nailed that floorshow. i do not remember if cynthia deserved bottom2 off the top of my head but correct extermination. unfortunate because onyx is a cool performer just a little too... shy/quiet/etc for the show. there is no amount of money you could have paid me to do this extermination i do NOT do bugs </3 but i do love a gross one.

ep3: this was the ghost episode which was fun. by this point this season had already surpassed s4 for me. loved jay kay's bellhop look, deserved the win especially after the rough start. i remember throb doing really well this one too. as for the bottom 3 this ep. clearly there is something about orkgotik's drag that i just do not get. the entire time i thought their looks were messy and i didn't get the concepts but they were PRAISED by the judges (up until here) for it all. like ep1 when they were called to stay on stage i legit thought they were bottom 3 not top 3. obviously this is just a me thing bc other people online seem to really like them too. i forgot about satanna so i'm assuming her going home here was right. another good extermination with the rats but fuck that looked miserable. i would do it but i would not be happy about it LOL

ep4: ok it seems like the fanbase doesn't care for monsters of rock but i LOVE monsters of rock, and having this broken up into 2 episodes felt like a bonus for me. fantasia absolutely deserved the win here, she really is an excellent performer. i know a lot of ppl thought the whole time she wasn't giving monster (myself included at a few points) but you cannot deny her stage presence at all. jarvis and jay kay definitely did deserve bottom 2 and jarvis did lose that lipsync which was unfortunate but jay really beat his ass lol. jarvis's death scene may also have been one of the best in the show so far.

ep5: part 2 of monsters of rock. ok so i enjoyed this half less LMAO i do not care about songwriting on the show/rpdr, most of the time its mid at best; but i do get that its also how a lot of artists make money. but then again not every drag performer should be a recording artist lol. ANYWAY on to the actual floorshow. orkgotik's band NAILED it and they def deserved the win. fantasia's band was for the most part pretty good (or at least fantasia herself was good LOL) but man... you could tell niohuru had never performed like that before. i also forgot anna was on this season and it was way past her time to go. i like the tattoo exterminations, but it is pretty clear they use those to get rid of whichever contestant they want to get rid of. i think anna held her own in this extermination comparatively speaking between the two tattoo designs. i liked the tattoo challenge from s3 the best where they got to pick a tattoo for the other competitor.

ep6: i BARELY remember this episode oop. had to go to the wiki to get the synopsis of what happened. i thought it was strange the boulets said the floorshows weren't "what they were expecting". ok if everyone "missed the mark" then clearly your instructions weren't good enough. i remember the looks being cool but the actual "selling" being kind of.. forced? idk. not as much fun as i was hoping it would have been. i do not remember anyones looks this episode, but i do remember blackberri's win being deserved. i do not remember if fantasia deserved bottom but jay kay definitely did, and he gave up in the extermination! so yeah! its just pregnancy simulators that shouldn't be that difficult especially when you have contestants bungee jumping and eating maggots.

ep7: oooohhhhhh mygod. this was a great episode. i know they also said the runways "weren't what they were expecting" again but like i said before that's on them. i thought these runways were cool as fuck. blackberri and throb had really cool looks but hooolllyyyyyy shit niohuru. niohuru blew me the fuck away with that floorshow. i literally sat there eyes locked on the screen jaw open. she deserved to win the season on that alone. holy fuck. cynthia and orkgotik were definitely deserving of bottom 2 but man i loved cynthia she was so much fun even if her runways weren't the best. personally would have sent orkgotik home here but like i said i'm clearly missing something about their drag that everyone else loves.

ep8: this one i didn't care for but it certainly wasn't a bad episode. i think i'm just unfamiliar with the floorshow theme and that's probably why it didn't impact me the same. again i would not have given orkgotik the win here, i would have given it to throb. the extermination challenge for this one was fun i like it when they let them straight up fight. this was unfortunately fantasia's time, but i think she did better than a lot of people expected, i think she showed she has the versatility to be any kind of performer.

ep9: last supper, which is always a good time. loved whoever it was pulling a vape out in the middle of the episode fgfhjdsk i do not care for on-screen relationships but i know a lot of people wanted a clearer answer wrt niohuru/orkgotik.

ep10: ok so finale. i have to say i did NOT like final 4 last season and i did NOT like it this season. there is no reason to have 4 out of your 11 contestants as potential winners. i would have cut orkgotik or blackberri (but really orkgotik) and made it a final 3. i also hate that they went in a different order (filth/horror/glamor as opposed to glamor/filth/horror) bc seasons 1-3 went in the same order. i also have to say i wasn't particularly blown away by anyone's finale looks. i thought throb did a good job overall, if we were picking a winner based off the final floorshow alone it would have been throb. i thought niohuru's and blackberri's looks were all around kinda mid, niohuru's takeout look was very good though. i actually liked orkgotik's horror look for this one! only took me to the finale to get on board with them then the boulets immediately turn around and say they didn't like that one dfgfhjdksa either way, niohuru was the clear winner of the season and she definitely earned it. its also nice to have a non-american, asian trans woman in the winner's circle.

overall, i would rank the seasons 2 > 3 > 5 > titans > 1 >>>>> 4 at this point in time (i had a lot of issues with season 4) but its also been a minute since i've watched season 1. not ranking these on performers but in terms of how the season was produced. i think they've improved a LOT since season 4/titans alone, let alone season 1, but i think there's still some room for improvement. and now i'm getting bored writing this so i'm ending it here lol

#talking to myself #dragula #the boulet brothers dragula

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seokjinsonlyone · 4 months

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Why didn't anyone tell me we were getting delulu?!!

Okay for context, I have zero (actually minus) experience, esp when in comes to seduction (I'm about as seductive as a wilted spinach leaf). BUT, if something like this were to happen:

I'm going super delulu ultra pro max with this but I think I could get jk. Look, ik if just go upto him and yada yada, not a chance (or the skills). BUT. I have this air about me that screams, 'not available', (I've had it for the longest time, & I won't be able to turn it offf completely if I wanted to) and accompanied with my seemingly cold + idgaf attitude I would grab his attention with littlee effort. My boi loves a good challenge and I think I'd give him just that, with a sweet reward. But if it was just this maybe I won't have the chance, but see it's my first time, and I'm a naturally awkward, socially anxious potato, *and idk how my tsundre and liddol baby selves coexist but they do) so if not challenge I'm bound to call out some of his protective side. And a mix and match of both and I think I can get the boy + I don't get dressed up often so when I do I know I look good so the confidence would be cherry on top.

On number two we have tae. Ok the reason he's not on no. 1 is my lack of social energy, I just don't have the skills or the confidence to go up and strike a convo like that, so I'd be relying on my mysterious charm and red lipstick. So why on 2? Bcz I think I could invite him with just an appreciative gaze that shows him I genuinely like him, plus a smile that calls him to come and sit so I can compliment till his ears turn red bcz 1 thing about me is I know how to compliment and also recieve them with confidence. From here we can either go full flirting and then to room to bada bing bada boom or be invested in whatever convo we're having and become besties bcz once in I'm not losing him and I think he'd like to have a real friend (that will turn into fxb bcz I didn't waste all that energy for nothing).

Jimin would be on no.3. Ik it can be awkward but he's also fun and flirty, but if I go and calm his nerves a bit (which is the only time I get confidence to strike up a convo and don't suck at it) I think I could get him. There's something about him that summons my fun and flirty side out, so I'd probably start with some playful flirting and then there's no stopping us cuz soon we are staring into e/o's eyes, smirks tucked on the corners of our lips and maybe playing with each other fingers. I think most of all it'd be him I'd have genuine fun with, plus I think he'd have good time when our flirting energies match and then the next thing I know he's dragging me through the crowd to his car.

On 4th is yoongs but idk know whether I'd just want to talk to him and form a connection with my long lost soulmate or do the thing bcz as soon as I see the man I want to settle down, get married, and sit on our living room sofa with my head on his lap as he plays with my hair.

I'd agree where yoongi is subtly horny so I'd play my cards on that. I think he'd feels safe around me so that's also a plus point. If I go looking all attractive, lean in and strike up a genuinely interesting convo that would develop into light touches and then a rough ones but unlike jimin's playful ones they are real and meaningful. I delulu that I could also make him drag me to the car with my hand in his if it hoes right.

Idk why but I also think that if don't do all that and just go upto him and offer real interest, he'd be game 🤷🏻‍♀️.

With hobi n jay me thinks, I'll have to put in more efforts, like swipe my hair from the neck, the gazes and all that and that too if he's in the mood. Maybe if I show I'm here for commitment we'll hit of as friends or smth but the one day where I'm not even looking particularly good he just thinks that fuck this is the most beautiful woman in the planet how do I get her (bcz I'm 10000% confident in that if you actually get to know my real self a bit and stay there's no way you won't be completely and utterly enamoured by me) and I'd laugh bcz boy u should have gotten me when I came, now play the long game (wow that rhymes!) And then we'll get marriedand live happily everafter.

I don't really know about Joon bcz he has such a high drive and that makes me lise my confidence. I do believe I could make him genuinely interested in my mind bcz there's some real cool stuff in there but for that I'll have to go and actually talk to him and mannnn that's hard I'm gonna cry.

But if I'm sitting not gaf about him I think I could attract him if I'm in my element and then he'd be the one fumbling over his words bcz I can look hot and intelligent if I want to hunh😒😏

Lastly jin. No. No chance this man will throw me out like this:

Commitment and relationship are still and option but otherwise the matter is closed forever and so am I in my box if embarrassment

SOLID! makes sense!!! especially seokjin just not entertaining you at all LOL also i love how tae is at the top of everyone’s lists sksksjsj like he’s just got that vibe and then at the same time yoongi just has everyone wanting to be his domestic life partner sigh the duality of taegi!!!

#ask

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