Tumgik
#just imagine all the hijinks
helluva-poly · 3 months
Text
Okay but like, au where Charlie is already friends with the people of, and the hotel is based in, Cannibal Town
66 notes · View notes
teplejtrouba · 6 months
Text
a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)
287 notes · View notes
rhythmantics · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
the zoey that lives in my head was the kid of a park ranger from BC who used to let her tag along all the time, wrestling bears and roughing it animal-style, until she let slip to her classmates that she and her dad resorted to eating grubs when they got lost one summer. It being a small and conservative town, they never let Zoey the Bug Eater live it down. capitalizing on her love of indie music and vintage clothing (and her existing skill with sewing, which she learned from her dad), she decided to totally re-invent herself when she auditioned for the show. pretending to be your average hipster girl from Vancouver, she is desperate to make friends, and certain that no one will like her if they know she knows 20 ways to skin a deer. but her survivalist instincts lurk just beneath the surface...
Tumblr media
219 notes · View notes
thefaeriecreek · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ok so Link was intended to have a little sister in before the Calamity, so I thought I'd do my own take on her.
Aryll is 7 years old and Link (in my headcanon) is 20. Link's an absolute goof, so he's good at flipping on the big brother goofball mode. Her best friend is a cucco named Helmaroc, or Roc, who follows wherever she goes.
She sits on the roof of their cottage telling Roc of all the adventures those birdies that soar above Mt. Lanayru must've seen on their flight across Hyrule.
81 notes · View notes
shyshitter · 2 years
Text
idk about y’all but i am so excited to stede interact with a crew he now knows is protective and fond of him. like. he’s literally got a group of queers who love him and he loves them and no matter what happens with ed he’s gonna have his little family right there with him
209 notes · View notes
secretagent9 · 1 year
Text
i’m imagining that entire episode of foster’s home for imaginary friends where they teach wilt to say “no” to people, but with hero instead; kel, aubrey, sunny and basil spend a whole day trying to curb his people-pleasing tendencies, but he keeps getting asked for favors and can’t physically bring himself to turn them down, up until he gets so sick of it all that he finally just... explodes. only it’s at someone unfortunate enough to ask him to do something simple, like open a pickle jar. and he feels terrible about it afterward but kel and co. couldn’t be more proud of him. mission complete!
26 notes · View notes
skrunksthatwunk · 1 year
Text
i love ichiban so much. like in general but like. he's so neurodivergent. so so much i haven't been able to let go of it since i started playing. he's still filtering everything through dragon quest after 18 fucking years in jail without touching it and his loved ones realize and adapt to this bc they're cool so theyre like,, okay,, lemme put it like this. so you got a debuff from your one night stand. it's gonorrhea. and he's like okay i understand. that blows but im ready to hear my treatment options. and then he'd handle it like a well adjusted adult. he just processes it in a roundabout kinda way. he's just like me fr. and he's fully hallucinating gamer shit in the middle of street fights and his friends (who he met 2 days ago) are like lol ok cool cat that's wild. keep hitting them idc. my stats are going up? that's actually really cool ty for telling me i love you forever. i would die for you. and they're right for it. like they just accept him as-is with little fanfare because that's just ichi. they get on his level conversationally and it's not some awful horrific burden to talk about a thing he likes. and he hallucinates and he's not portrayed as some scary monster or unsettling pitiable thing. he's a cool guy and he's got all these nd traits and i think a lotta ppl probably need to see that. it feels very humanizing to me idk. he's a deeply kind and intelligent and loyal and dependable and wonderful man. one of the game protagonists ever maybe THE game protagonist ever and he's always in fucking situations constantly, as is the case with every rgg protag. anyway i love him. i know a lotta ppl look at him and go oh adhd for sure bc he's bouncy or whatever. and while i question that impulse i see you,, but that is NOT all okay. my man has some comorbidities. he's at a quaint little buffet of the dsm-5. something is UP with him and he's doing marvelously and everybody loves him and I love him too. yeag
11 notes · View notes
candyheartedchy · 1 year
Note
I know you're not focused on Chowder right now, but hear me out. Chowder thinks it's a "facing your fear" type of situation and tries to convince Gazpacho to seek out Tiramisu to "overcome" his "fear of women." By the end of the potential episode, Chowder realized too late and tries to undo it (but then gets dragged away by Panini to leave you two alone lmao)
That would be so cute for a potential episode!! 😭
18 notes · View notes
stealingpotatoes · 7 months
Note
Honestly, the more I think of it, the more quinlan vos is like that guy who stay exactly the same after graduation, and you're not sure if he's going to crash and burn or if he was right all along about how to succeed in life. Like, imagine all the hijinks Luminara must have gotten into during her heyday to keep such a knowing, controlled hold on Barriss.
LOL incredible analogy omg,,, tho w Luminara, maybe she didn’t didn't get super into the hijinks — maybe she's just been herding padawans since day one:
Tumblr media
(commission info // kofi support!)
2K notes · View notes
fynori · 4 months
Text
i need a skk-centered spinoff thats just their dumb mafia hijinks so bad you guys dont get it. like imagine them figuring out the gun trick for the first time in the middle of a mission where dazai just hands chuuya a gun like "you know what to do." and chuuya just??? no?? the fuck i dont?????? and so, best guess he's got, he shoots dazai. there arrival back at hq goes something like this:
dazai: why the FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME??
chuuya: YOU TOLD ME TO??
dazai: NO?? I DID NOT??? I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR ABILITY TO SLOW DOWN THE BULLET JUST ENOUGH IT PIERCES MY SKIN WITHOUT REACHING MY SKULL OR BRAIN AND THEREFORE FAKE MY DEATH WITHOUT CAUSING ANY REAL HARM. AND THEN I WOULDNT BE AT ALL INCAPACITATED AND COULD JUMP THE GUARDS WHEN THEY GO TO CONFIRM MY BODY. OBVIOUSLY
chuuya:
Tumblr media
592 notes · View notes
vulcnlogic-a · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
❝ And what did you think I was like? ❞  Spock inquires, a tilt of the head with their gaze locked on Riker. Only an eyebrow is raised, but all other displays of emotion are controlled. Spock is every bit as vulcan as they wanted to seem, never giving any indication beyond scientific curiosity. Even that was a stretch as they gaze towards @moonshadowed​. No indication of their thoughts, but there is a ghost of a feeling that they may call amusement, but that is an earth emotion.   ❝ What were you expecting? Indulge me for a moment, Commander.❞
❝ you’re not what i thought you’d be like. ❞   - from Riker!
1 note · View note
yamujiburo · 6 months
Note
It occurs to me that given the many, MANY seasons of TV and a bunch of movies worth of Team Rocket hijinks, Ash might have actually spent way more of his adolescence so far with Jessie than with his mom (depending on the possible relative timescales).
Is there any point where your Ash has an epiphany about that? Like maybe during some random time of peaceful home life? Just eating potatoes at dinner and then *DONG* internal realization about how well Jessie knows the current him?
i imagine it's definitely while they're having dinner and delia's asking ash about something he'd done on a previous adventure and he misremembers a detail then jessie jumps in and is like "mmm no that's not how i remember it"
and it keeps happening and they're ALL surprised. ash surprised jessie was actually paying attention, jessie surprised that that's all in her brain and delia surprised that jessie knows much more about her son's current self than she does
740 notes · View notes
epkot94 · 1 year
Text
Imagine Danny decides to use his ghost powers to solve cold cases for different police forces all over the world. So he’s just traveling the world to help ghosts bring to light the true events of their murder or disappearances or whatever. But this is in a timeline where Planet Phantom never happened so he’s gotta advertise himself as a psychic medium, and of course his team is Tucker and Sam. Tucker does most of the research to find them cases and Sam is the one strong arming the cops into reopening cases.
Just imagine the hijinks they get into. Danny pretending to be possessed and slapping the shit out of the very vocal nonbeliever cop assigned to work with them cause he insulted Danny’s credibility.
Want to tie this idea into the DC universe but my brains depleted rn
1K notes · View notes
spacedace · 1 year
Text
I've seen the idea of Jazz/Jason having the vibes of Mortisha and Gomez Addams and while I HARD agree that that is the most excellent perspective of the Anger Management ship, may I suggest:
Way of the House Husband Anger Management.
Just consider the excellent potential of terrifying former Crime Lord and hopelessly devoted house husband Jason and his hard working professional and seemingly very normal wife Jazz?
Just imagine this scene in the context of Anger Management, just look at the potential here!
Tumblr media
Or imagine a Wayne Family Adventure style thing where the BatFam is having a ridiculous beach episode style thing and getting way too competitive with volleyball resulting in this:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Just think of all the hijinks! The shenanigans! The possibility of adding ghost nonsense on top of everything else!
2K notes · View notes
vln-vibes · 1 year
Text
The Good Ol’ Switcheroo
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
I know there’s fics out there with switcheroo hijinks with Tim and Danny but imagine this---
Jazz and Babs
and
Danny and Tim
But like at the same time
So the Fentons are visiting Gotham, the reason why is a bit up in the air;
Jazz wants to visit the Gotham U campus, the Fentons have a meeting with W.E for a business deal (they’re sus about the whole ghost hunting thing but it doesn’t hurt to scope out what they’re capable of) or maybe they’re hunting down Batman because they’re sure he’s a ghost. Reader’s choice tbh.
Unfortunately Jazz sprained her ankle the week before while ghost hunting with Team Fenton. This also led to her parents coddling her and she just barely managed to convince them to still go on their trip as a way to get Danny a vacation.  The only caveat; they force her on a wheelchair for the duration of the trip.
Spring forward to a random Thursday afternoon during their vacation; Danny and Jazz were dying of embarrassment (in his case re-dying) with their parents antics. They didn’t think Gothamites would blatantly stare at them all things considered but even they had their standards they guess.
Danny bought himself some sunglasses and a coffee while Jazz just put on her reading glasses and just tried to bury herself in her new Spoiler themed sweater.
Tumblr media
Of course that’s when the chaos started.
It was just their luck that just as they finally got away from their parents that a rogue finally attacked; where there was a rogue the Batman wouldn’t be too far behind.
Danny’s plan was just to hide in a random alleyway or wait until the coast was clear to use his powers and fly them back to their hotel room and wait for everything to die (hah) back down. That’s not what ended up happening.
“There you guys are, c’mon time to suit up”
The duo are too stunned to do anything as they’re dragged off by this random rich guy (Bruce Wayne) and into a really expensive and familiar looking car (the Batmobile). The door folds open and Jazz’s wheelchair is fastened in seconds, Danny just kinda goes to sit next to her (can’t let his sister be kidnapped by herself). 
There’s a guy sitting shotgun next to the original alley guy. He’s wearing a mask. Oh shit its Nightwing.
“Looks like Freeze is at it again, Uptown’s already halfway covered in ice. No time to waste Red Robin”
Red Robin? Like the food chain??
In those few seconds the Batmobile is speeding off, the alley guy is now the Batman and they’re passing a speeding RV going the other way. Cue that one Umbrella Academy meme but its Tim and Babs staring back at Danny and Jazz.
Tumblr media
A compartment opens up revealing Red Robin’s suit with the cowl. 
‘Why the hell not? It’s not like it’ll kill me’ is all Danny thinks while he puts on the outfit, ditching the cowl tho because it looks ugly and instead grabs one of ‘Robin’s’ extra masks that were next to it. He took a selfie and sent it to Sam and Tucker, one also featuring a Done looking Jazz.
“You got that RR?”
“Hn yeah sure”
It isn’t until halfway through their fight with Mr.Freeze, not even noticing how the usually chilly Tim doesn’t look the slightest bit cold, when they meet up with Black Bat that any of them are clued in to what happened.
“Not Red Robin. New brother?”
“What are you talking about Cass, he’s right there?”
Cue to Danny using Tim’s bo staff to propel himself and air kick Mr.Freeze’s helmet.
“Ice to meet you frosty!”
“Yeah no. Our parents may be nuts but we’re not open for adoption” Jazz quips from the comms, strangely not too different from the system Tucker uses when they out hunting for ghosts.
“Wait I thought you were just recovering from the cold!?”
“Twisted ankle actually. On your five!”
Meanwhile Jack and Maddie got a ecto signature at the other side of town. They spotted Danny and Jazz leaving the library, grabbed them (not noticing the yelling crowds running the other way). 
They let the GAV fasten the kids in before speeding off to catch the ghost.
In his defense Tim was working on one hour of sleep in the last 48 hours and Bab’s lost her voice from her cold. In all the ensuing chaos Babs dropped her phone and Tim’s just ran out of juice.
They’d thought it was a Standard Wayne and Co Kidnapping until the duo in hazmat suits kept referring to them as Jazz and Dann-o. Hopefully not insane and trying to fake being a family. Hopefully
They take a turn into Crime Alley and the duo look at each other as they see the GPS head towards one of Red Hood’s places.
This would be good
2K notes · View notes
bukatra · 4 months
Text
Headcanon that Dean has lots of sex with a lot of people but most of it is pretty vanilla. He's slapped a girls ass, he's let a few girls edge him a bit, 1 time he put on panties, but thats pretty much it.
Wheras Sam can easily go monk for years(he can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much). But when he does have sex, its freaking kinky as hell. I'm talking bdsm. I'm talking toe sucking. DDLG. Toys. Bottoming. Topping. Roleplay. The full 9 yards. And his general attitude is that there isn't much he wouldn't try once if it was with the right partner.
Best part: both Sam and Dean think the other one is the opposite. Sam thinks Dean has tried every position and toy under the sun and Dean thinks Sam does it missionary style with the lights off reciting poetry.
Now:
Imagine all the bazillion ways that they could discover how wrong they are in hilariously embarrassing hijinks.
Your welcome.
326 notes · View notes