#just really hilarious to me)

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way #i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me. #scott pilgrim

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful! #lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact) #seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet. #'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch' #ten year old me: gasp. i knew it. #the IMPLICATIONS though! #forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here #also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age #i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised. #i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it #it could've been clearer okay :( #that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is #'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19) #also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan. #auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver #brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while

[seawaveleo]

some small predictions for the next life series

#(jokingly threatening to cancel phasmo and asking tango for shards) #(and i just really want martyn to follow tango around their dynamic is hilarious to me) #(for the bit) #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #martyn inthelittlewood #tangotek #geminitay #mcyt #digital art #fanart #waveleoart

[sualne]

have some trans swan lake barbies

#artists on tumblr #my art #undescribed #havent seen the movie in way over a decade but the grand council of trans your gender will check out my file this month to approves or #disapprove me starting hrt. and this movie indirectly led me to me knowing i wasnt my agab at the ripe age of 4 AND the anecdote had my doc #write 'dysphorie de genre précoce' on my file which is just hilarious set of words for some reason. so i drew this as good luck for me whil #i wait for them to announce the news. infinitely funny to me that barbie's dress really is trans flag colored. foreshadowing of my life.

[dirtytransmasc]

hey, friendly reminder, spider's iconic bow shot:

was his almost instantaneous reaction to one of the recom's putting their hands on Tuk. He then has to be convinced by both his siblings to put the bow down and keeps it trained on the recom holding Tuk.

when Quaritch approaches Spider, Tuk hisses at him (hard to see in photo cause they were little baby hisses)

when Jake tells spider to get "them" out of there, spider immediatly calls for Tuk (and grabs Kiri)

now for some cuter snippets

and when Tuk goes to egg on and tease Lo'ak, she hides behind her big brother, and Spider looks amused in the way a big brother is equally amused and tired of their little sisters antics (he's probably defended her, whether she was the one who needed defending or not, many times, especially when it comes to Lo'ak)

and she runs for both Kiri and Spider when the war party returns, making it clear she hangs out with them quite often.

my conclusion? she and Spider are besties, no one puts their hands on his baby sister, I rest my case.

#quick sidenote. after the initial snatch (in which Sullivan the only other lady recom grabs her) Tuk is only ever dealt with by zdog and- #their interactions are always hilarious cause zdog really just sounds like a tired mom when you ignore the context of each scene and it- #makes me giggle #anyway #back to my point #tuk and spider being bff's is my agenda #tuk being spider's baby is also my agenda #I may be delusional but I don't give a damn #let me be happy #let me be delusional #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #tuk #tuktirey #tuk sully #tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite #tuk tuk #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #atwow

[qqueenofhades]

Donald Is Entering the FO stage of FAFO And Oh Boy He Don’t Like It, Part Number A Lot:

The Very Stable Genius, less than 24 hours after agreeing to comply with the order not to post sensitive material, threaten witnesses, or otherwise commit more crimes while out on bail, posts a threatening message on Truth Social ("IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!")

A few short hours later, Jack Smith and Co. file a request for a protective order, aka preventing Trump from blabbing about anything he might receive from the government in the discovery phase, by citing said threatening post as Example A that he cannot keep his fucking mouth shut;

Judge Chutkan agrees, gives Trump until 5pm on August 7 (Monday) to respond;

Trump tries his usual bullshit delay tactic by asking for 3 more days + oral arguments, which would push it back even further;

Jack Smith immediately files a counter-request for NO delay, including this absolute gem of legal snark:

Trump, flailing, insists the threatening Truth Social post was actually directed against something something the Koch brothers and other people he thinks are RINOs (this was, of course, nowhere stated and is as usual total bullshit);

Does he know one of the Koch brothers is dead? Unlikely

Judge Chutkan cursorily denies Trump's request for said delay; his legal team still has to respond by 5pm on Monday;

Trump has a Sad;

Did he learn anything, though? Of course not; he's now attacking Mike Pence;

If he keeps this up, he WILL be in violation of his bail conditions and at this point, it's pretty certain that if necessary, Smith would request the court to order him held in custody until trial;

If that happens a) I demand a live feed and b) all of a sudden, Trump would be begging for a speedy trial;

Please proceed, motherfucker.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #man it is just really fun to watch him suffer #he is not gonna get ANY kid gloves in this and it is great #this does not in any way decrease my willingness for jack smith to call me #ahem #the giant orange monster

[aquanutart]

#wind waker #loz #zelda #beedle #linktober #link #aquanutart #day 1: merchant #i really liked beedle in the wind waker he just always seemed so genuinely enthusiastic and happy to see you #i thought his compliment card was hilarious. i always bought a lot of bait anyway to complete my sea chart #and because i liked messing around as a bird i guess i'd buy hyoi pears; so i always racked up enough points without really trying #however i wasn't a fan of what they did with his character in games after that. he became pressuring and insincere #i understand why people would find a two-faced salesman character funny or interesting in his own right #but it's the opposite of what i originally liked about him #unfortunately this makes me question whether it was meant that way to begin with? #i don't know but i like to believe wind waker beedle actually meant his enthusiasm #back when ww beedle was the only beedle i always meant to show appreciation for him so i'm doing that now

[cats-obsessions]

I just love the idea of pre-tadpoled Durge being so intense and repressed- their real emotions can only be implied between gritted teeth. And post lobotomy they come back unable to keep their thoughts to themselves, particularly around Gortash, giving him all these nice touches and compliments they couldn’t before, just admitting how they really think because they can’t remember to be embarrassed.

Durge: We were in love, weren’t we?

Gortash: …erm

Durge: Oh shit, we didn’t say it out loud?

Gortash: No. Instead, you said things like you would kill me last upon your fathers alter.

Durge: You know that’s a Bhaalian wedding ritual, right? Right!???

#I mean it could be really sweet and emotional if Durge gets more memories back #but it’s also hilarious #they’re gonna get Gortash thinking he should’ve lobotomized them earlier #just to hear sweet confessions #durgetash will never not be a dark comedy for me #bg3 #durgetash #enver gortash #goretash #the dark urge #durge #baldurs gate 3 #cats thoughts

[madootles]

Hullo Edward

#not really a fan of this but here we are #gonna draw something gotta post something #edward elric #fma #fma 2003 #03 supremacy BABEY #fmab #I genuinely dislike this the more I look at this #sighhhhhh #just had to login for the first time in a while.. lmao the sign in says “coming from twitter?” #hilarious #fullmetal alchemist #photoshop #painting #art #my art #I haven't been inspired to draw anything besides fma and trigun in the last 8 months :( #ok sorry this is literally just me whining the whole time #bye love ya

[mewtwo24]

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

#svsss #tianxi #tianlang jun #su xiyan #like this shit keeps me awake at night #i'm trying to put fic ideas together and every time i go back to that line i just #find myself trying to parse and hone out su xiyan's mannerisms/personality #zzl's descriptions help a great deal but i also love that they're limited in the sense that #1. zzl was clearly scared shitless of/disconcerted with her LMFAO #2. he was suspicious of her (as a cultivator fundamentally) and its fascinating that TLJ did not seem to share this suspicion at all #or one could argue tlj just didn't care beyond his attraction and glee being around her jkahglfdskjhsfkhjg #there is also the hilarious implication that part of what turned tlj on so much about sx is the fact that she could prbly kill him #tlj really said 'i love a woman who can and WILL kick my ass' #'none of that soft power seduction shit manhandle me or nothing' #like he always believed deep down--or at the very least wanted to believe--that she loved both him and lbh dearly #i'm not usually the fix-it fic type but the Way I Need To See Su Xiyan Destroy Huanhua Palace Master's Entire Life. #i just want sx and her boytoy to live happily ever after is that so wrong? #i also think of that person (im so sorry tumblr user i dont rmr who u are at the minute) that said there had to be trust between tlj and sx #because YES. ABSOLUTELY. I AGREE. AND I WANT IT FOR ME #don't mind me just the usual descent into madness anytime i think too hard about svsss #i need to outline damn you airplane and your refusal to expand on LBH's juicy ass backstory #ill never forgive the chinese (joke)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Critical thinking failure: did not consider all the options.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #season 1 #wei wuxian #it’s hilarious to me how fast wwx jumps to ‘omg was there something going on between lwj and mxy #and thats why he’s acting like this?’ #because *clearly there is no other alternate explainations! #wwx believe me; mxy was your kinnie all the way #but in the same way one adopts a fanon interpretation as an alter #LWJ would clock the discrepancies so fast you would need to get a neck brace. In the least sexy way #wwx really lucked out in getting the body of a guy everyone already thought was a bit odd #but had lwj *known* mxy? yeah the song wouldnt have even been needed #oh man…now I’m a bit sad thinking about lwj spending time with the wwx impersonators #just hoping to feel a little bit of familiarity…a little less lonely

[vioyume]

He probably said too many ice puns or something.

#The bantering between Leif and Vi is hilarious to me #I genuinely like to think that Leif would casually say ice puns just for the off chance to piss someone off #Sorry if the audio is bad I couldn't find anything that was on beat with the images #Drawing Vi like this is really fun #Kabbu on the other hand takes more time just because of the details #Leif is hit or miss either I add the extra details or stick to the game design #bug fables #team snakemouth #bf vi #bf leif #bf kabbu #vio.txt #vio.png #video #vio.mp4

[essektheylyss]

Obsessed with this description of dunamancy from Caleb, yeah that IS the wording of a man who has been dating dunamancy prodigy Essek Thelyss for half a decade.

#like hilarious that it's really just 'matt knows more than you' lmfao #me shaking matt like a pinata: TELL ME ALL THE FUCKING SECRETS YOU BASTARD #critical role #cr spoilers

[spielzeugkaiser]

Why is this so amusing to me. Henry Cavill is leaving and I am laughing my ass off. Jesus fucking Christ. I will still watch seven seasons of this train wreck but maybe just cancel it now 😂🤦‍♀️

#please someone explain me why this feels so hilarious #Geralt just comes back with a new face like okie dokie #god people GOD #i love that show like people love a really dumb animal #look. it's dumb #what are they doing #pfppfpfpfpfff #why am I taking the piss out of this so much #thank god I'm not emotionally attached to that show anymore #I am watching it for him #(Joey Batey)

[spoopdeedoop]

hey so remember that human au fic i mentioned i would write

#my art #i guess #just a really small doodle to advertise lmfaooo #doctor who #doctor who fanart #thirteenth doctor #eleventh doctor #starlight strings au #matt smith #jodie whittaker #i love them so much it makes me ill #siblings 😔😔😔 #i came up with the duo name starsuspenders for them but like. a friend of mine calls them 24 and i think that is way funnier #phox ur hilarious i hope you know ‼️‼️

[xxacidnekoxx]

I just literally discovered how to check how many people following me on this web site and it's more than ten thousand people I was not prepared for this

#ramble #im just surprised #im happy but also just really surprised #it doesn't really change anything for me its just hilarious in a way