#lawd i am desperate

[artbyxero]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

[add half the cost listed for each additional character!]

hi im owen/nui/xero whatever you'd like to call me, i'm opening comms and i'm excited to work with you if you'd like a comm from me! I'm also currently unemployed and want to help my mother out with bills/groceries as well.

#lawd i am desperate #commission open #art commissions #open commissions #commission sheet #commissions #commission #commisions open #open for commissions #taking commisions #dead by daylight #dbd #overwatch #resident evil #dark souls #bloodborne #elden ring #assassins creed #soulsborne #commission page

[taehyuncult]

BND legal line reaction to you teasing them at public !?? I feel like taesan and leehan won’t show a single expression at first even they know what your intentions are but they will lead you somewhere else and make it clear that you were wrong for assuming that they would let it go easily

ehehe i love this concept so much! i had a lot of fun writing this, which is why it took me a bit longer because i rlly put my pea brain to good use <3 (i am so sorry this ended up being so long my bad-)

warnings: fem!reader dirty talk, being downbad in public, i went overboard in taesan’s (degradation + hair pulling in his).

18+ stuff under the cut. mdni.

sungho: definitely laughs at the audacity of you to tease him. at first, he might not even notice. if you were to abruptly bend over in front of him, he’d kinda just raise his eyebrow but pay it no mind. however, when you get more aggressive with your little game, he quickly starts to get the idea. it would go from bending over in front of him to literally not keeping your hands off of him. it would start innocently, maybe putting your hand on his thigh, but wouldn’t stay that way. at one point, you just fully grab his cock in his pants just to rile him up and he’s so taken aback all he does is look at you for a moment and then laughs. “you can’t control yourself, can you?” and you would pout at him and nod your head, agreeing with him. “i can’t, not when you look so good i mean you’re in a crop top!” he would just laugh at you again, a sweet smile on his face because he truly can’t resist you. he’d take you home and literally fuck you SO good- he’s not one to deny you, he’ll give you what you want.

riwoo: teasing is like torture for him. he gets easily shy, and you absolutely take advantage of that. you would be out on a cute lil date, but all you could focus on is how good he looks. his big bright eyes, his precious smile, his perfect dancer body- wait…yeah you were having a hard time and were determined to make him suffer with you. you whispered in his ear, snaking a hand under his shirt to touch his sensitive skin, and he would be so gone. all it takes is you saying “my riwoo~ you’re so pretty you know that? you look even prettier when you cum so hard for me” and he’s blushing and rushing to take you home so you can do exactly what you talked about. he doesn’t even have the patience to tell you off about how MEAN it is to tease a man, he just wants to go home so he can have you all to himself. lawd- do i love this man

jaehyun: baby boy is so dramatic, i mean clearly. it’s so hard to tease him in public because he’s the least coy guy (i love u myungjae never change). he’s the type to raise his voice just a bit if you were to whisper something in his ear, telling you that you can’t say things like that in public! you would give his neck a gentle kiss before whispering in his ear, saying “wanna go home? i really want you, i’m so wet for you.” and he’s like ??? he gets all blushy telling you “please, you can’t say things like that.” his response would make you smirk, causing you to want to push his buttons a little. “why don’t we go home and you fuck me with that pretty cock of yours?” you would say in his ear again, licking it just to really rile him up. he would flinch at the feeling, and nod his head then letting you take his hand to lead the way home. the fact that you teased him makes him cum even faster than usual because his mind was running a mile a minute thinking about your sweet pussy.

taesan: oh he’s a fun one to tease, especially if you’re a bratty kinda person. he gets so pissed it’s almost comical. however, you would never know because he’s good at keeping it contained. when you weren’t looking he would be glaring at you, giving you the worst side eye, and plotting how he was going to ruin you. he would giving you a warning, whispering in your ear, “no one really likes desperate sluts, do they?” LIES! he loves this side of you. so, when you persist and don’t listen to his warning, that’s when he takes you away. he would take you to a private spot and as soon as he knows the two of you are in a closed off area, he grabs your hair to make sure you’re looking directly at him. he would stare at you for a second, seeing the way you were looking at him with such excited eyes, before saying “you’re such a whore, what am i going to do with you?” you would pout at him. “i need you so bad. feel!” you’d whine out as you guided his hand under your bottoms, so he could feel your soaking cunt. he would glide his fingers through your folds. he would smirk, taking his hand out and of course licking his soaked fingers while looking directly at you. he wouldn’t do anything else, just laugh a bit and walk away.

leehan: this man does not care. you could be slutting yourself out in front of everyone to get his attention and he wouldn’t even be phased. he would just smile and laugh, making your blood absolutely boil as he’s so unbothered. if you bend over, causing you tits to be exposed, he would just say “you’re really desperate huh?” you were giving him a show, and he was enjoying it to his heart’s content seeing you so needy. he was playing a game with you, and he found it so funny seeing how frustrated you were getting when he wouldn’t react. once you finally get home, he changes completely. he’s blunt, saying “alright, you want my cock? you can have it all you want, pretty girl.” and would quite literally jump you. he’s another man that wouldn’t deny you. he’s not going to punish you for simply wanting him, he finds it cute! he would make sure to take such good care of you, fucking you until you physically can’t take it anymore.

#kisa’s hard thoughts #admin.kisa <3 #boynextdoor hard thoughts #boynextdoor hard hours #boynextdoor smut #bnd hard hours #bnd hard thoughts #bnd smut #taesan smut #sungho smut #riwoo smut #jaehyun bnd smut #leehan smut

[ronearoundblindly]

L and S for RoaR!Ransom plz

- 👜

From this ask game and this AU series where Ransom ends up with a very wealthy reader and does not kill his grandpa.

Oh....I am reeeeeeady 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 but Minors are not welcome to this party!!

L - Lighting

Are the lights on? off? Are there light fixtures? Is there even electricity?? When it comes to sexy times, Ransom does not fucking care. He'll do it anywhere, any way. He does not give a fuck.

...well, ok, so... maybe. maybe, if he had to choose, if you told him he could only have it one way for the rest of his life, he'd say 'lights on.'

He does enjoy seeing his cum drip out of you, and he does enjoy your desperate little expressions.

Fuck if he's gonna ever set up some sort of mood lighting. Hard pass. Waste of time. Click the fucking lights on or don't. No candle bullshit, please.

S - Sleepy Sex

Oh, you mean the only time Ran is nice during sex???

YES, THANK YOU, SIR, I'LL HAVE ANOTHER.

He's a mushy puddle of goo when he's on the verge of sleep or just waking up. That boy whines and sighs like a whore. He'll tell you all his damn secrets if you just keep dragging his tip through your folds. You wanna hear him say how pretty you are? Just shove his face between your tits as he's about to conk out. Sometimes, it's not even about the sex so much as he cannot filter his thoughts through his ego when super tired.

But there's a fine line.

Cranky-Ran and Soft-Hugh are two very different beasts. Do not--I repeat, do not--mistake him being strung out exhausted for that hazy, relaxed sleepy. Cranky-Ran is mean. Lots of spanking and doggie-style or forcing you to ride him until he comes (doesn't give a fuck if you come like that, he's tired). Soft-Hugh is some bizarrely sweet version of this man-child who cannot survive without cuddles and kisses. Like it's almost disgusting.

This, of course, means that it is super obvious when he reaches a fatigue threshold during sex.

You could be going pretty hard, and it turns into this lazy rut while he makes out with you, holding your body flush with his. You could be delicately touching each other first thing in the morning, and then he's wide awake and flipping you over, quickly stretching you on his fingers for only the amount of time it takes to not hurt you when he thrusts in to the hilt.

Now that I think of it, there are--yeah--quite a few 'versions' of Ran's sexual persona...

Thank you for asking!

A/N: Lawd, this sequel is comin' for me... She's gonna be a doozy.

[Main Masterlist; Light Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

#ro answers #dirty asks #ask game #the root of all ransom #ransom drysdale fanfiction #ransom drysdale imagine #ransom drysdale smut #ransom drysdale x reader #ransom drysdale x you #ransom drysdale x female reader #👜 anon

[h-harleybaby]

hey babygirl

i come w a cartman request 🤭

cartman and the reader being friends with benefits and the reader being so stupidly horny that they call cartman and all but beg for him to come over and fuck them, and doesn’t realise just how badly they want him until he gets there.

reader is so desperate for him that he doesn’t even tease them too much. it gets him all worked up 😵‍💫

extra points if you include dumbification and/or breeding 😩

love u thank u 🫶🏼

Fae I’m literally in love with you I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOUUUUU

NSFW CONTENT

FWB w/ Cartman

• Fwb with Cartman is pretty interesting. He’s gaslit himself to thinking he doesn’t have feelings for you and you’re just really hot and desperate

• You’re stupidly horny for him tho, practically hanging off him half the time. It makes people ask if you’re dating and it just makes Cartman laugh and say no

• If you get upset with him the best way to let him know is kinda withhold sex? It’s the best way to get it through his thick ass head

• It makes him sooooo desperate it’s almost kinda cute ngl 🤭😩

• Anyways, you totally send him voice messages of you being super desperate for him and begging for him to fuck you

• Yeah I’m not even kidding, 4 minutes later he’s wheezing as he tries climbing into your window with a hard on because you took too long to answer the door

• Like he knew he was REALLY horny but he had no idea just how horny you were until he got there like GOOD LAWD

• He honestly didn’t even have to tease you that much and for some reason it turned him on that you were so needy for him??

• Well he can’t leave his favorite girl all needy can he? Nah, he has to make sure she’s more than satisfied when he’s done because he’s Eric Cartman god damn it and he thinks he has to be the best at everything he does including you

• Y’all fr fuck like rabbits, like with the breeding and everything. You’re fucked dumb and completely filled with his cum by the time he’s done with you

• Breeder balls? Maybe, I heard it one time 🤭

• He totally slaps your clit when you’re like that because he likes seeing the way you squirm and cry from being all overstimulated. Plus the way it drips out because he’s gross like that

• He probs jerks off and cums on your pussy one last time for good measure because he wants to completely ruin you

• Ugh imagine he fingers his cum back in you!! He probs mumbles something about how you shouldn’t be wasting his cum and how you look so pretty with it in you

• Yeah, safe to say he stayed over that night because by the time he was done the sun was gonna start rising soon. Might as well stay with his favorite slut, am I right?

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #harley’s anons <33 #harley’s favs #mom come get harley she’s rambling #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #eric cartman x you #eric cartman smut #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman headcanons #Eric Cartman birthday special

[lalunaescll]

friend's dad Joel x reader lmaoo

at first i really didn't wanna write this cuz i just didn't like the idea of it, but then i guess it's worth the try

but i think im gonna make this angst and maybe embarrassment too

and I'll remind you again that English is not my first language, so im sorry for amy mistakes

AND LOOK AT THIS HEADER I MADEEEEE

Ever since a kid you've always had a crush on Sarah's father, Joel. Having an abusive dad is unfortunate, but not when your neighbor is Joel.. And Sarah.

It all happened when you woke up at 7 am and didn't know what to do, you look at the window, staring at the beautiful view of your neighborhood.

Until Joel appears in his backyard, wearing nothing but his boy pants as he mow the lawn, and oh lawd did something happen to your insides.

And that cycle goes on and on, even though you felt like a stalker because sometimes you would take a picture or videos of him, you're just a girl, human, having a crush on your best friend's dad.

It's another hot wave around Texas and Sarah invite you over because she just got back from college, and it's also a good chance to see her father, right?

And now here you are, in laying down on Sarah's old bed as you fan yourself with Sarah's old assignment paper.

Meanwhile Sarah just doing her assignments on her laptop while calling her boyfriend, and you wish she can hear the gag in your mind as she speaks with him.

"Im goin' down," you grunt dismissively as you got out of her room and she didn't even bother to say anything to you.

You went to the kitchen and coming straight to raid the refrigerator, being Sarah's friend for a long time means you can raid the refrigerator and getting no problems, at all.

"Thought you're upstairs with Sarah," Joel said, coming out of his bedroom, you can see that he's just gotten out lf bed because of his face and bed hair.

"Nah, she's with her boyfriends," you look through the fridge again, squatting this time to searching for something, "pass me the beer," he said, leaning on the isle, then you pass him his beer.

And that's when you can see the sheen of sweat covering his neck and collarbone, his white shirt with patches of sweat and his gray pants, that gray pants.

You turn your head to look back at the fridge, still searching for something, "i don't think I've seen that skirt before," he point at your skirt, "s' new, a gift," you shrug your shoulders.

"From who? a girl?" He asks, chugging his beer a few times. And, something inside you just snapped and gave you a boost of boldness.

"Why?" you ask him, moving to kneel in front of him, "does it matter to you?" With lidded you made eye contact with his, trying to find a hope of lust.

He moved sideway a little to back up from you, "no- no, it does not, jus' wanna know," he said, looking more sober than ever.

"Oh, come on, Joel, don't back up now," you mutter, still looking into his eyes as his looked away. "It's not like that, never, like that," he said as a final before quickly walking away from the kitchen, leaving you embarrassed and desperate.

#joel miller #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller tlou #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #the last of us

[augustinescruelsummer]

I was wondering if you could do story with hangmanx f!reader where she finds out she's pregnant and has to tell him? It's phenomenal that you're only 16 and your writing is so creative!

YOURE GOING TO HATE ME | J.SERESIN

WOOH LAWD this is ANGSTYYYY. why am i LIKE this. Its fluffy at the end doe. :)   Thank u for requesting and thank you for the compliment <3

WC: 1.3k 

SONG: is shallow and hold my hand by lady gaga. listened to them while writing this. hope u like ❤️🫡

this is a very indulgent and special piece to me, because of the state of America right now. I’m not pregnant or anything but I wanted to write this with the mindset of any struggling pregnant women out there right now. You are loved, you are valued. All the love and peace, char.

Jake was due to be back from training within the next thirty minutes, and you desperately tore open the packaging of the tests. You had ran to the corner store when you opened your tracking app and realized how late you were. Trying to not sound paranoid as you drove to pick them up was almost impossible. What were you going to do if they came back positive? You decided to ignore that horrifying thought in your mind, not because you didn’t want to have kids, you did, but because of Jake. You knew his career was taking off to new levels and the last thing he probably wanted was a child holding him back. Recently, with him being called back to TopGun, you’ve felt the pressure of him being in the Navy. Were you doing enough with your life? He was a top fighter pilot in the nation, graduated from TopGun, and was now being called back due to his skill. You were a simple middle school teacher. How could you ever amount to the amount of credibility he had?

You took a deepbreath and hurriedly dumped the tests on the bathroom sink, and fiddled with the packaging on the first one. The cardboard ripped open aggressively from your rushing, pieces of it flying everywhere. You grabbed the test out of the plastic, and tried not to let your hands tremor as you read the paper instructions. “This is kinda weird,” you murmured at the situation, letting yourself take the test. You were desperate to find some sort of humor in this situation, but there was little to none. What if he left? Would you have to raise the child by yourself? Would he even pay for the child support? Your heart was thumping as you put the test on a piece of toilet paper, and let it sit on your counter. Still sitting on the toilet seat, you put your head in your hands. You should have more trust in Jake, you chastised yourself internally. But with what was going on in the world, you could never be sure. What if he wanted you to get an abortion? What if he thought the baby would get in his way? What if you miscarried? Could you even be a good enough mom? The thoughts were swimming in your mind and you were drowning in them. You needed Jake, but you knew his heart would crush with hurt if he found out you were thinking like this. When the first test was halfway through, you grabbed the second stick and hurriedly repeated the same process.

They sat on the bathroom counter side by side, the clock ticking away. You unlocked your phone to see one text from Jake from twenty minutes ago. It was him saying he was on his way home. You looked at the clock anxiously, knowing you were running out of time. Right as your time was up, you heard his keys in the front door. You flipped the two tests over with shaky hands, seeing the same results. Positive. The pieces of plastic stared back into you, and you cupped your hands on your face trying to hold back a sob. The tossing of keys into one your decoration bowls loudly echoing throughout the house made you find the energy to reach over and lock the door. Your hands were trembling, the world spinning around you. You could hear Jake somewhere off calling your name, clearly having no clue where you were. Your hand slid down over your mouth, stifling that quiet cry you were desperate to let out. To find the hidden silver lining in this situation. You slid down the bathroom wall, the pink plastic still clenched in your hand so tightly it made your hand turn white. Your erratic breathing alerted Jake to where you were, and his banging on the bathroom door brought you back to reality.

“Honey, what’s going on? I can hear you in there, I’m worried,” he called out urgently from the other side of the door. He knocked hardly two more times, the pounding on your shared bathroom door doing nothing to help your nausea. “I’ll throw this goddamn door down if I need too!” His voice went up an octave when he said that, the raised voice scaring you. You knew it was out of care and concern, but you were so frazzled you had no clue what to think. Your mouth hung open before words finally came out. “Jake,” you stuttered out slowly, “You’re going to hate me.” A choked sob came out of your mouth at the thought of his disappointed face, him telling you that you used protection. That the tests were wrong. That there had to be some way out of this. Him telling you that he couldn’t put his career at risk for a child. “Honey,” he urged, his forehead pressed on the other side of the bathroom door, “Just please let me in.” From your position on the bathroom floor, you leaned over with a weak arm, unlocking the bathroom door. Jake flew the door open the second he heard the unlock, hitting the bathroom wall with a BANG. the sound made you jump, and Jake instantly made his way over to your shaking figure. 

You were inconsolable, the trash from the gets thrown around the bathroom. The toilet seat was still up, the test still in your hand. You were squeezing it to death, desperate to hide it from him for a moment longer. “No!” You mumbled as he reached over to grab your hand, kneeling down in front of you. Jake quickly wiped the tears from your face, but more kept flowing. “Honey, I need you to breathe for me. Focus on my voice. Follow my breathing pattern.” He grabbed the hand without the test and squeezed it. He knew your love language was touch, so he leaned into you and kissed your temple lightly. Slowly, your breathing returned to normal, and your grip on the test slowly released. Carefully, Jake flipped it over, his heart dropping when he saw it. Positive. You were pregnant. 

“No,” you cried out as you read his expression, “I told you you would hate me, Jake! Oh God!” The cries came from your shaking body, and your attempt to not hyperventilate was shakily succeeding. His bewildered expression met your eyes, his head constantly shaking from left to right. He grabbed both of your hands in his, holding them up in front of his lips. Giving each a chaste kiss, he grabbed your jaw softly. “Baby, I could never hate you. I’m overjoyed. I know it wasn’t the time we were planning, but it’ll work just as well, hm?” You slowly nodded your head and Jake smiled in adoration at you, his eyes dropping down to your belly. He leaned over you to start the bath, testing the temperature for you. He made sure it was just how you usually like it, as usual. You stood up, letting yourself fall into his arms. You stood in front of the mirror embracing, as steam slowly danced around the bathroom beginning to fog the mirror up. Jake spun you to face the mirror, and you grimaced at your reflection. 

“You,” he kissed your cheek with a giddy grin, “are carrying my baby? Honey, I couldn’t be more honored. Of course I want this baby, but if you want to look at other options then we can. It’s your body.” Your heart melted at his words, one of your arms going to snake around the nape of his neck in comfort. You let your hands grab at the hair there, staring into his blue eyes. “I want to keep it,” you whispered softly and Jake’s grin expanded. “We’re going to be the best parents,” he said. Jake enveloped you in a kiss with him as your bathwater ran in the background. 

Everything would be okay.

#hangman #hangman fic #hangman x reader #hangman x you #jake seresin #jake seresin fic #jake seresin x reader #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun maverick imagine

[meowunmeow]

Undead Unluck Chapter 198 Spoilers!!

Part 1 because of picture limit!

EYYY I WAS RIGHT (here)

But hmm, seeing how Luna is more surprised that Soul out of everyone is there rather than someone being there in general, UMAs seem to regularly watch fights

Lol what if we're all UMA Reader just looking at all this (jokes)

"roughly 200 years" *proceed to make average human lifespan less than half of that*

It seems to be implied that the Top Hat guy we saw in the Unlucks Meeting is the first Unluck and Cap Boy was the direct predecessor of Fuuko.

This is the third time that the story has pointed out the strength of legacy. First being how Juiz gets stronger with each loop because of everyone's effort then finally deciding to pass the baton to Fuuko, second being how Feng will never be at his peak because of his ability then getting beaten by Shen and third one being this.

While Juiz and Victor are the first hence the strongest, they never got the chance to pass this on to someone hence not having the advantage of compiled experience. Of course, now we got Andy and Julia so.

"I'm looking forward to this, I really am" Man, how long has this poor guy waited for Juiz and Victor to notice him

This is like stealing your friend's pen and waiting for them to notice but they never did 😞😞

Okay I literally had to Google but a threatmate is when you beat the ever living fuck out of your opponent and never give them a chance to fight back. And that's exactly what's happening.

Soul seems to be able to predict the entire plan despite rarely taking a front seat spectation. Is it a benefit of soul?

LAWD HARUKA'S BACK IS SO MEATY

Also, Soul's personality really is the most humanlike. Most UMAs tend to be egotistical (Spoil, Sick and now Beast) and see humans as puny weaklings (Sick again and Change) while he sees them as [somewhat] equal. An example is his first appearance and how he treated Fuuko.

Little Guy Julia!! She's so cute

"Undead and his ilk" if you don't put respect on my wife's name right now- Is bro really that salty from the regular beatdown given by Andy??

I'm shaking the bars of my enclosure oh Fuuko... I want you so bad pls shoot me

Oh damn Soul Bullets can curve now. Unless the whole thing about Soul Bullets is how it's a 100% guaranteed hit because it targets souls rather than the physical body.

It's really a big risk as it could've hit Julia instead but she's strong so 🙏🙏

Soul, are you that desperate for a fight? You're starting to sound like you're on the human's side...

F-Fuuko... Goodness gracious... I shouldn't lust for a woman who's spoken for.. but I will >:))

Even Soul is recognising Top's power upgrade that's how you know he's the strongest he's even been rn (love you Top)

Soul is implying that Luna is like a mother figure. That just means everyone got hella mommy issues.

Luna seems to be caught off-guard. Is Luna surprised that Soul could be so humanlike? Or is it because he finally reveals that he knows they're not the same as Sun?

#undead unluck #undead unluck spoilers #meow reads

[bitetheriskyrose]

I can't resist a dare, what are your kinks?

OH LAWD I forgot I said that. I really need to stay off tumblr when I'm first up in the morning and overconfident in my ability to confidently talk about my sexual side. Whelp. Heeeeeeere we go anyway!!!! (I kinda wanna see how long the list gets mwahaha)

Praise kink 'cause duh

Found out this year I am an appreciator of degredation to a degree

Casual day to day and slightly hardcore dominance

CNC with nonverbal safe signals

Oral fixation (hence the nonverbal signals)

Certain types of bondage, not a fan of swings, but getting my hands tied behind my back or to the bed posts is a must try at least once.

Breeding. Must I explain.

Very very light exhibitionism

BDSM, though humiliation isn't a huge turn on for me. I feel that humiliation and just giving me the choice to do something slightly embarrassing for a "reward" is different (e.g. saying something quite dirty that I'm wayyyy too shy to say is fine, you degrading me is fine but having me say non-sexual degrading things about myself is a no no)

I'm quite a big fan of marking. Seeing bruises on my skin has me feeling some type of way.

I adore possessiveness, but I feel it can get hypocritical very quickly so I'd rather the absence of it than have both of those together.

Very slight breath play, mostly prefer choking

Orgasm denial/forced edging

Overstimulation

Now, I do not have that kink where you try to feed someone so much they gain weight. I think it plays into my oral fixation honestly. I just love having people feed me directly sometimes. It feels intimate and full of love whilst showing I've submitted complete control.

I honestly think I'm more of a switch leaning person than a full on submissive. I haven't really explored it as I've not had the opportunity to, but I definitely have desires/fantasies that are more dominant leaning than my usual pleasure fodder.

Free use- offset of CNC

Primal play? I think that's what it's called. Basically if you played a very high stakes game of hide and seek with me in a very thick patch of woods I would not become a recognisable person.

SOMNOPHILIA. HOW COULD I FORGET HER.

Brat taming. Though I'm not the best actress.

Lactation kink. my deep dark secret you didn't see this.

Did I mention praise

Double penetrations, like spit roasting, but with a dildo you can stick to things. I'm not big on sharing or being shared in reality.

I go through phases of adoring the thought of getting kidnapped into the woods, and then sometimes it's a hard no. Probably one of the things I would agree to but it would be tentative and the safe word being used is quite likely.

I don't know if forced reading is considered a kink but trying to read something while other things are happening is a big oofta moment for me

I guess CNC/BDSM already implies it, but rough sex on the whole gets me going quite easily.

I am also a fan of just vanilla stuff! More often than not it's very relaxed scenarios that I get off to since I'm usually trying to help myself sleep.

Most of all, and this is the only requirement, I need banter. The idea of being "beaten" or matched mentally and made to feel like an equal/maybe even a bit less smart than my partner is such a turn on for me. Which sounds ridiculous because I can't word it properly. Basically, though it sounds so conceited, I always feel like I'm 10 steps ahead of people. I like being challenged, and being praised for "winning" any sort of game is equally as arousing as being degraded for not getting it. Everyone's always blowing smoke up my ass about how smart I am, and I have a very hard time believing it. If I've entered into some sort of D/s partnership, it's because I've given complete trust over and I'm going to believe most anything you say. If you say I'm smart, I'm such a good smart girl! If you say what a dumb little whore I am for getting it wrong, I must be just a desperate and silly girl who couldn't focus enough to actually try and beat you

This has gotten ridiculously long and the likelihood of anyone actually having made it to these words is so slim I feel silly.

#believe it or not there's more. I'm just too lazy to list them all #chatting with nonnies #also my size kink plays more into strength difference than actual size #voice kink.

[bylightofdawn]

I am now 100+ hours into Cyberpunk and I've been avoiding starting the point of no return mission with Hanako for what feels like WEEKS at this point. I've finished all Fixer missions. I'm now to the point of clearing all the NCP scanner missions which is like HUNDREDS of encounters it feels like I've prolly cleared 3/4's of the map at this point.

Why do I do this to myself? I did the same thing with Borderlands 3 my first playthrough. I get this inexplicable urge to do a completionist run and do all the missions available, complete all the DLC etc. I bought Phantom Liberty as well. So now I have all of THAT to complete. I think I can see myself potentially playing this game through the new year.

I also think I want to do a male V playthrough next. NGL one thing I've had a issue with in the game is the rampant misogyny. Hearing characters who I genuinely enjoy like Kerry casually calling women sluts and bitches etc on top of ever other enemy calling me a bitch etc kinda grates on my nerves hardcore at times. I do think sometimes the B word is okay to trot out just like the C word. And maybe that's just me internalizing misogyny myself but eh, everyone has a scale of what they deem to be acceptable behavior and not everyone will be on that same scale or see eye to eye about it. But lawd can you come up with something fresh and new? Couple that with the rampant objectification of women and the frankly unnecessary amount of predatory things that happen to women in this game it's just...a lot.

I've never played another CDPR game so I have NO idea if this is universal across the board but my gut tells me it prolly is and that's kinda...icky.

I will take back what I said earlier I am enjoying the game. I still detest car driving and refuse to do car driving missions. This sucks because I want to do the one for whats her face at Afterlife but....the idea of car RACING??? I would rather throw myself on broken glass and roll around.

Also COD MW3 campaign apparently came out today? I'm not spending 70 bucks on that game but I am DESPERATE to know if Soap makes it through this game considering what happened in the old canon. If they gave us this glorious Scottish himbo and then takes him away from us I will be so upset. Also yes I know he’s not a himbo but if everyone and their mother gets to babygirl Ghost then let me have my fun. Same for Ghost. But I STG I don't think I've seen Soap in ANY of the promo stuff for MW3. Maybe I've just missed it, ngl I haven't been overly invested since I've made the decision I won't buy the game. Maybe if it goes on some stupid steep discount, I might pick it up but I never even finished MW2. I'm just in it for the Ghost/Soap and Alejandro/Rudy content and not much else.

Am I predictable as the fucking sun rising in the east? You bet your ass. Do I feel even an ounce of shame about it? N O P E.

#el plays video games #cyberpunk 2077 #modern warfare 3 #ghostsoap #alerudy

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

Oh lawd here I go again

What if the tarnished goes through the same rut/heat cycles morgott does? The only difference is that they come into heat more frequently, perhaps based on a certain moon phase? 

Imagine: tarnished and morgott are cuddling and morgott is just showering his fluffy little tarnished with love and kisses, the tarnished trying so desperately hard not to moan when he kisses their neck.

Like I can just picture it: the tarnished is in heat, about to snap and lose control and trying to cuddle with their beloved mate just trying to relax and not think about it but morgott keeps sensually kissing and nipping at a very sensitive area of their neck, absolutely driving them wild.

Bonus points if morgott can sense that their in heat and that’s his way of letting them know he wants to fuck and breed them~

Apologies for all the long, weird drabbles, I’m mhmmm- going feral for morgott again but this time I actually have inspiration to write.

Never apologize for this. I mean it when I say that I am honored you guys are comfortable enough to share your thoughts and ideas with me. You guys are a creative bunch and I stand ten toes down on this.

#morgott x tarnished #elden crack. #crackcanon. #nsfw.

[kaylikestodrawlittlenightmares]

@rebuilding-paradise LAWD….

Toxic yuri……….

Ship:Violet curse cookie X Reverend mother cookie

Type of fic:Lets call it zesty as fuck.

Fic Name: Both of us are vile.

“I find you pathetic!~ but it’s cute how persistent you are for my power!” Violet curse laughed at Reverend mother cookie, looking down at her as her boot was placed square on her forehead. “How DESPERATE Are You? It’s so cute and pathetic!” She retracted her leg back. “You’re such a cruel woman.” Reverend mother cookie for a swift step onto her knee. “I am beyond being a woman or man. Or did you forget?” Violet curse stated as she grabbed the others face tightly “This.. this will be fun. I CANT WAIT TO BREAK YOU. Rip you apart and build you back up from the ground. “ she reached her clawed hand down and grabbed Reverend mother cookies hand with a smirk as she began to crush it “You are MINE. I am NOT yours. I am providing You power and you will treat me as such.” She said with a smile. Reverend Mother cookie started back at her “You are vile. A vile thing overpowered because millennial tree sent you away.. and yet. I stay.” She took one of her spider claws from her back and lifted the other cookies face “Reverend mother it’s because, we are both vile darling~ and despite my behavior you adore me because you’re a pathetic mutt begging for power only I can provide.” She laughed “Besides…. No one would ever love you besides me.” She said bringing the other cookie closer to her before giving her a kiss. “I just love putting poision into both of our systems knowing none of it effects you… yet my words do~”

[bonky-n-steeb]

𝐵𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑇𝐻𝐸

𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴

𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆!𝘽𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙔 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙀𝙎 𝙭 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 | 𝙈𝙊𝘽!𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙓 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍

𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬: Your life is as good as it gets. The perfect husband, the perfect daughter, the perfect job. But what you are unaware is that your husband is a deadly assassin and your long-lost friend, now a fearsome mob boss is hell bent on getting you back. But what you don’t know can't hurt you, right?

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: psychological disorder, PTSD, domestic abuse, yandere, obsession, violence, cursing. If you find any of this triggering please DNI. Also inform me if I left something out.

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴀ ʀᴇᴀᴅ, sᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ

Oh, lawd! i have to post everything again! Send me all your energy. If you wanna be tagged, just inform me!

Also, I’ll be changing the story by a little, (or by a lot, idk) from my previous version.

You were feeling like John Travolta from the music video of Stayin’ Alive. Vibing to your own rhythm, living your own freedom. Attending college miles away from your hometown, you were the captain of your ship. Though you loved your parents more than anything, you were glad for the freedom granted upon you.

Your Freshmen year had just begun and you had already made a few friends. But what you didn’t want to accept just yet was your crush on one of them, Bucky. With his steely blue eyes and boyish charm, even a goddess might fall for him, and you were just a mortal. You were simply happy with being friends as you believed he would never like you and well, a little crush never hurt nobody.  

Completing your shift in a local bookstore, just outside the campus, you were walking back, lost in your own thoughts. What caught your attention was a group of howling high schoolers; from the look of it, they were barely a year to two younger than you. A group of tall and popular kids were bullying a skinny, helpless dude; ufff the usual cliché you thought to yourself. What you failed to notice though was his bleeding nose.  

You were a kind soul, always helping others, but you were no fool. All alone in an unknown town, you weren't going to confront the burly teens who were twice your own size. After giggling and cracking some stupid jokes on the poor dude trying to impress a girl, they left him and that’s when you noticed all the blood. You quickly crossed the road and walked towards him. He seemed smaller than he was as he was crouching down and trying to rub all the blood.

“Hey! Pinch your nose, don’t disturb it by rubbing.” you said while bending down. “Uhh, okay... thanks!” he looked at you with big doe eyes and you were utterly mesmerized by the blue oceans he had for his eyes. “Do you.. Do you need something else kid? Where do you live?” you asked giving him a candy and your water bottle. “I’m no kid!” he exclaimed and you flinched.  

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. You are helping me and here I am shouting at you.” You could clearly see remorse in his eyes and you wondered why would someone hurt him? “yeah, yeah.. It's Okay... now have this candy, the sugar will help you feel better.” you said with a soft smile. “thank you so much... and by the way I live two streets across. I mean I can go by myself, I'm a grown-up.. But...” he trailed off and you helped him get up.

“I’m Steve” he tried his best to smile and you followed by sharing your own name. And with that his chatter train began, he explained that he was just trying to help another girl getting bullied, when the bullies decided to change their target and chase Steve instead.

“you should wear your own mask first and then help others wear theirs.” you quipped and instantly bit your tongue. “Hmm, what?” he asked genuinely curious. “what I meant is that you did what is correct and very brave, but sometimes you gotta think for yourself too. But these are just my thoughts.” you shrugged. “I’ll remember that.” he said with a genuine expression. And after a million thank yous he finally went in his house. By the size of his house, he seemed rich and you wondered maybe this wasn't that cliché.  

☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎

The next day, you were walking back the same road, when you thought of Steve. He really was a kind and sweet person. This world needed more of people like him. And just then you saw him smiling brightly and waving at you, his nose bandaged. He had a huge box in his hand.

“Heyyyyy! Thank you for helping me yesterday. So I just... kinda got this as a ... a token of appreciation. I considered you might like donuts, so I got you this.” He said rubbing his nape. His cheeks had become so red he looked like a ripe tomato. “well, if you haven’t already given me diabetes by saying so many thank yous, after eating sooo many donuts I’ll surely get it.” At that you both chuckled and the atmosphere became lighter. As you picked a donut, he looked at you with such admiration you thought you would melt then and there.

Suddenly with a stern expression you asked “what if it’s drugged?” His eyes widened and he stuttered, “I... I would never do that ...” he looked down and you thought he might cry. “hey waittt.. don’t get so sad.. I’m sorry, I’m so so sorry. I was just joking. I have this really bad habit of saying things when I shouldn’t. God I just ruined everything.” You just made a mental note not to joke around him, he seemed to be quite emotional. Though it was going to be difficult to tame your tongue. “don’t be. I just take things too literally.... anyway let’s have some donuts what say?” He said with such shine in his eyes you wondered whether he was sad just a moment before.

You both walked up to your university campus, munching on donuts. You both shared things about yourselves. You told him how you were passionate in becoming a doctor. He on the other hand talked about his struggles in studying. “will you help me? You are so smart and bright, will you help me study if I have a doubt or something?” he asked giving his big doe eyes.

You weren’t going to agree at first, you had just met him a day ago. But after looking in those calm blue pools of his eyes you agreed. Seeing the joy on his face, you wondered whether he just won an Oscar.

What you didn’t know was that Steve had already fallen in love with you, yes love, he was convinced that you were the one for him, his one true love. Not a moment had he been able to think of anything but you since he had met you. You were everything he needed and wanted and much more. He was simply desperate to spend more time with you.

☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎☮︎︎

It had been around six months since you met Steve. Over the time you two had turned out to be best friends. While Steve had fallen even more in love with you, you had fallen hopelessly in love with bucky. While you always told bucky about Steve and vice versa, you never confessed to Steve about your love for Bucky, thus furthermore increasing his hopes. You desperately wished to make Steve and Bucky meet. They were two important people in your life and you more than anything wished that they got together well.  

Today was the day when you decided to arrange a small meet and greet at the park where you and Steve met every day. You and Bucky walked together towards the tree where you usually sat with Steve waiting there for you. You knew both would like each other, but somewhere deep within your gut you were getting a not-so good feeling about this.  

Steve’s eyes lit up seeing you but as they turned to Bucky, it felt as if all the energy had been sucked out of him. You didn’t like that one bit. “Bucky!?” Steve exclaimed in half disappointment and half fear. “You both... you both know each other?” you ask bewildered. You tried chuckling to lighten the mood but by the looks of it they were sworn enemies, but you prayed that you were wrong. “yeah, we know each other a little too well... Uh... We were good friends once.” Steve quietly admitted.

All this time Bucky had his jaw clenched, dragging in a deep breath he began. “I knew it! I knew it would be you, you little fucker! You want to have everything don’t you? Goddammit! I had this feeling it was you but I thought it was too much of a coincidence, but no. fate had to be so cruel.” you were shocked to see Bucky's sudden outburst. You wondered what conspired between the two, as either hadn’t ever mentioned the other.  

You were snapped out of your thoughts with Bucky calling your name. “let’s go. I don’t want to see him even for a minute more and neither do you.” Bucky started pulling your hand but you stopped him “Bucky no. I guess you have some misunderstanding; Steve is a good person. And you don’t get to tell me who to talk to and who to not.”

Suddenly Bucky turned back to Steve, anger written all over his face. “You didn’t tell her, huh, did you? Don’t worry I'll tell her. Steve is the son of Joseph Rogers and he is the freaking Don Corleone of this area. Do you know how my father died? Steve’s father had him killed just because unknowingly he provided shelter to his father’s fugitive. Steve just pretends to be a caring, emotional person but he is a snake behind that mask, so is everyone in his family.” towards the end Bucky was in tears and you were in utter shock. Now that you tried to remember, Steve never really did tell you much about his family. And the fact that Steve wasn’t denying any single allegation made you want to puke your guts out.

“You have taken too much from me. But not this. Not her. Not the woman I love more than anything.” Bucky said it out loud in the heat of the moment. You were too dumbstruck to even blink. Did Bucky just confess that he loved you?  

Bucky turned to you and held your arm with such softness you wondered if he was just now screaming his lungs out at Steve. “I know I can't tell you who to be with, and I promise I never will in the future, but trust me you want to be caught up with him or his family. And still, if you choose him, well then, I can’t be with you.”

You knew you had to make a choice then and there, there was no going back, and you chose Bucky.

#chris evans #sebastian stan #mcu #marvel #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #winter soldier x reader #the winter soldier #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #mob!steve #dark!bucky #mob!steve x reader #dark!bucky x reader

[neko-nemesis]

Ok ok now its 3 am again and I'm tired of daydreaming and bestie I luv your mind lemme just say that

Coming to Cyrus tho, the other day I was watching some educational videos purely for science and that gave me some inspo like just imagine cyrus sitting on the floor in front of a bed with the back of his head resting flat on the edge while our marvelous mc/yn etc whatever smothers his face (obviously choking him with their thighs but that's besides the point)

Of course there's a mirror right in front of them for our mean lil dom mc to admire themselves riding his handsome face while watching him gasp and struggle to breathe. He's 100% moaning right into mc and sending vibrations that feel like mfing heaven. His Adams apple would probably be bobbing up and down while he tries desperately to catch a breath of air. Ngl doe its the messy clothes that tease you with just hint of his massive mommy milkers and toned abs that make me chug some holy water like hawt damn. His beard is prolly drenched with your juices and its 100% rolling down his neck and chest and LAWD HAVE MERCY I AINT NEVER WANTED TO ABSOLUTELY RUIN SOMEONE SO BAD BEFORE BUT WHOOPSIES IG

Its common sense that Cyrus Jr. would be at full attention during this whole fiasco. Lil precum just drooling from his 1000% veiny glowstick (The Grand Master has a thicc, veiny cock that twitches at the simplest touches now stfu). But all in all its the perfect image of Cyrus being at your mercy while you drag your nails across his chest and neck reaching up to his chin and how he quivers and whimpers at needing more and how he gasps and sputters after being released from your thighs but then dives right back in cuz ma man is so so so sooooooo addicted.

Huehuehue this looks better in my head tho lol i dunno

I-

It's extremely late into the night for me too and let me just say

C'mere. I need to either crush you with a hug or kiss your brain. I gotta catch my breath, idk if it's cause my asthma acting up or THIS FUCKING SHIT.

What have you done. Mean DOM with the teddy bear gentle giant CYRUS?! HOLY FUCKING GOD BESTIE? I can't fucking sleep at all tonight. This fucked me up.

Looks better in your head? Well lemme tell you sum. This is making me go feral. Istg I don't do drugs but I feel like I'm in a permanent trance rn. I can fucking see that shit happening. Gosh I fucking bet he gets a lil too committed. To the point, he would gladly fucking die between your thighs but won't stop, not even when you're getting overstimulated. It's driving me INSANE to even think of anything else.

Like I've mentioned before, this man probably has no mean bone inside of him, so I also fucking say that the entire time whenever he pulls away, praises will be slurred out from him, against your sex, almost like the fucker is trying to spell out the praises ON your skin directly at times. You could barely understand it but he just won't stop. L bombs on a repeat, wanting more even though the man gotta fucking breathe for once and just BEGGING you to cum on his tongue and face all over again.

AHHHSHRYEBDHDHDJDNRNJE

Just picturing him, blonde hair sticking to his forehead due to sweating, flustered face with a drunk ass smile, prettiest green pupils blown out in lust and hunger and those perfect large hands on your ass making you grind on his face and tongue more, to the point his grip is gonna leave pretty hand marks but hey, we don't mind now do we? ;)

#AHHHHHHHHDUEHEJDJJSS THIS MAN EXISTS IN LINES YET IM FUCKING GOING FERAL #🖤💬 #genshin impact #genshin smut #Branch master Cyrus #Cyrus smut #Genshin Cyrus smut #Master dilf Cyrus #h0rnynight0wlasks

[missgeniality]

tumblr 2021 year end review o(*￣︶￣*)o

tagged by: @taegularities, @amourtae and @agustdakasuga, thank you lovelies!

rules : post the top 5 works you're most proud of that you released this year (not necessarily your most popular), your top 4 current WIPs that you're excited to release in the new year, your top 3 biggest improvements in your writing over the past year, your top 2 resolutions (ways you wish to improve your writing/blog) for the new year, and your number 1 favorite line you've written this year!

lessgeddiiittt <3

1. top 5 works i'm most proud of that i released lastyear:

Keynote - I LOVE the way this fic turned out. It burned me out mid-last year and I'm so happy I pulled my pants up and finished it. It was a WIP that I wanted to finish for so long, I wanted it to be nasty extraordinaire, and I feel like I achieved that so yay!

Opaline Moon - I'm always in love with this. Because a. Jin. And b. it was my first try at a real story I think, and I was pushed out of my comfort zone with incorporating some angst. This is the only fic I love rereading from time to time.

A Date With Destiny - MY FIRST BABY!!! I go back to it sometimes and want to rewrite so many things, but I am always just so happy that I opened Docs and went with this wild dream.

Unicorn Ride - I probably wrote this in a horny daze, in two nights. It feels like a shitpost and I'm so proud of it T_T

“Kittens, They Love To Enslave Us” - It's a milestone drabble that I wrote and I found it to be very difficult, but it was just so fluffy and cute 😭I was veryyyy happy with the way it turned out.

2. top 4 WIPs that i'm excited to release this new year:

Ornaments Of Adour - Coming in a few days! I wanted to badly fill the Namjoon gap in my mlist, and I think I'm done with 60% of it! Very excited <3

Stigma - OH LAWD I WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH THIS IN OCTOBER MAN I KNOW BOO ME OFF THIS PLATFORM T_T I swear I will be done in Feb/March, all the plotting is through I just need to seat my ass and WRITE.

Strip Lawyer - This is another horny dream with Lawyer!JK. I'm not gonna say much but 😩😤🤯

Dress Down - Just more installments of this series!

3. top 3 biggest improvements in my writing over the past year:

Descriptions have gotten better - I think my smut quality has improved in general.

Better stories? I thought I would write myself a whore nest but somehow, I add SOME SEMBLANCE of a story here and there. ANd HEY, big ups to all sexy writers who write filth pwp - immense respect for you. I just didn't think I would do it LOL

This is not a writing thing, but I think I've gotten better at betaing and understanding someone else's writing style and adjusting my comments accordingly <3

4. top 2 resolutions (wishes to improve writing/blog) for the new year:

Want to write more angst. More feelings. Just more tears. I don't like reading angst but I badly want to write it.

Want to try to not abandon my writing for days just because I wasn't happy with one paragraph. Learn to leave some of the work to editing Siya.

5. number 1 favourite line i've written this year:

Your brain rejects logic, chews and spits it out before any of the rationale seeps into you. You have wanted this for far too long. The need inside you for a meaningful relationship materializes in the form of recklessness, desperately looking for surface-level relief for the moment. A night of sewing sutures to your battle-worn heart, stitches that may come off at the slightest strain - but right now, that will do.

- Opaline Moon. (I'm sorry I know its not a line T_T)

No pressure tagging: @jimilter, @agustdealer, @voiceswithoutlips, @beckysworld7, @sugalaritae, @jeonjcngkook, @moccahobi, @ditttiii, @moonse0k, @kookthief, @sublimebangtan, @yutasthetic, @hobeemin and anyone else who wishes to do this! <3 And if you have done it already pls forgive a blind bich ily 🥰

#tag games #beauty moots