#like Jonathan honey

[fiendishartist2]

fuck this bitch seriously !!!!!!

#i hate elias i want to wring his neck actually #if he was real you would see me in the news #jon honey im so sorry this bitch would manipulate you like this you didnt deserve any of that shit.... #im too scared to share this with the discord server bc im shy so yall get to see it instead #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #elias bouchard

[monsieuroverlord]

Now with flat colors! (plus Jonathan)

#daken akihiro #fang #wolverine #laura kinney #gabby kinney #scout #honey badger #jonathan the wolverine #who else should i add #aurora hovering nearby could be cute #and maybe bellona #lol i feel like i can just keep going with more and more characters

[musicalchaos07]

I need Jonathan Byers to survive so he can become some Gen z kid's emotional support weird Gen x boss

#him: I'm your supervisor and authority is fake #also him: spends hours with this depressed 20 year old teaching them traditional photography bc he's that guy in the department #the kid comes out at nonbinary and he's like WTF is that #and then they explain and he's like ok but EVERYONE feels that way about their gender #and they're just looking at him like no no they do not #then he goes to the New York public library and goes home and has a little crisis and Nancy's like it's ok honey #him spouting off the most socialist takes and the kid eating it up with a spoon #he gets invited to the kid's birthday and brings along Nancy #and is just CASUALLY like this is my wife she just finished an expose on fraud within this mega corporation #stranger things #jonathan byers

[discocandles]

Ok but can we talk about how king David from the Bible was bi?

Because I would love to talk about how king David from 1 and 2 Samuel was a bi man.

#the bible app: wow she reads a lot of stuff relating to Saul and David. she must be trying to become after gods own heart like David was #me: is reading the Samuels and psalms for the kinda gay stories and emo poetry #david and jonathan's story sounds like your everyday bl webcomic if you don't know it's in the bible #king david #bible story #bisexual #dis honey shush it #shitpost #biblical shitposting

[canondownfall]

i accidentally came across a jon moxley hate train ( i didn’t know they existed) on instagram and i’m not the type of person to tell someone how to feel like feel how you wanna feel regardless but when you start bringing personal matters into it, it’s like now you doing too much. Not too much on bbg jonathan

#jonathan good #jon moxley #trying to figure out why they be so mad #like he not even be online like that 😂 #honey i was shocked i was appalled almost #leave that man alone

[p-perkeys]

just a honey badger and her wolverine.

head-canon: she only calls her self scout if she’s mad at akihiro. Otherwise she’s honey badger. Thank you.

#marvel #gabby kinney #jonathan the wolverine #honey badger #scout #I like honey badger #akihiro named her that

[rubiatinctorum]

i thought getting parasocial over jonathan harker would be fun but now i feel a pervasive guilt for having not opened three of his emails

#rubia speaks #just like emails in real life! #dracula daily #jonathan honey im so sorry its not personal i promise

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

again I cannot emphasize enough how much of a jon archivist song Take Me To War by The Crane Wives is, where is the animatic I need it desperately

#there are no stones at my disposal... no God to award me a crown... but I am always swinging at somebody I can't knock down... #I'll wrangle the beasts with words... it's a graceless dance of epithets we learn to make someone hurt #all of the words i've swallowed... all of the sharp things i've kept in my mouth... i am always bleeding out... #it's like. jon to martin ''take me to war honey i dare you / I'll be the sweetest thing to ever scare you'' ''and they'll carry your heart #in their teeth / but i am always feeding them the ugliest parts of me'' #the last verses are the panopticon ''so i will leave it where it's standing and instead i will find me a match / ill turn it all to kindlin #i'll burn it all down to ash'' #curio chatter #the magnus archives #jarchivist #jonathan sims

[theoriginalsapphic]

i know some of the things said in the monologue are ~questionable~, but in mike's defense, he was left alone to try to save el and no one else helped him

#mike wheeler #byler #like jonathan honey i love you but you're her brother and the adult here do something pls #jonathan argyle and will really left a 14yo alone on the task on saving another 14yo #the closest thing that mike got for help was will rubbing his back and calling him pet names to encourage him and... that's it #so i think we can forgive mike for saying some egregious things when he was probably panicking and didn't know what to do #besides #his monologue didn't work #max died hawkins was destroyed and the apocalypse has started #and mike has to carry the guilt of that now #i think we can give him a break

[sincericida]

Cheers to your eyes, windows of the soul. 🥂

#andrew garfield #the most beautiful eyes #eyes of honey and brandy #i would lose myself in these eyes #i wouldn’t need a map #andrew garfield ruined me for the others men #and i like it #peter parker #tasm #the amazing spider man #spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #andrew spiderman #andrew garfield peter parker #andrew garfield spider man #tick tick boom #jonathan larson #under the banner of heaven #jeb pyre #brown eyes #sincericida

[lazybakerart]

The Duffers kinda ruined max for me with that line. That is horrible! This s4 had some brutal af lines from Mike telling El how the day he found her in the woods was his best day ever THE FREAKING DAY WILL HIS BFF WENT MISSING and Max freaking contemplating whether Billy deserved to be saved or not... wow yeah no. Am not happy with the writing holy smokes

the duffers have officially made me dislike all of the characters. billy's the only one safe because i thrive off their hate for him. he's my beloved. my sweet princess. everyone else can shove it.

#billy hargrove #replies #st4 spoilers #stranger things 4 #mike is so amazingly annoying its - like will honey you can do better #i want jonathan to tell will he can do better #there are other boys #please

[tiny-yoongienthusiast]

Season one is so funny cuz jon is literally like this man was clearly on drugs schizophrenia head trauma due to his wild hallucinations on a ‘man shark’ I asked martin to do a follow up but he has since passed away unfortunately. There’s obviously a natural reason why he was missing a leg with teeth marks where his hip was and why his clothes were wet despite there being no origin for it. Anyways recording ends.

#tiny thoughts #like I know he’s hiding his fear and he’s the biggest believer but HONEY #jonathan sims #the magnus archives

[musicalchaos07]

Listen I just know that Nancy “Investigative journalist” Wheeler & Jonathan “When You Capture the right moment” Byers are WELL AWARE that their little brothers are in love with each other and probably had the funniest experience trying to figure out if the other one knew

#this is born out of me hating fics where Nancy doesn't know #have you met Nancy #also born out of the idea that Nancy & Jonathan got really high and started talking about Byler #Jonathan the minute him & Nancy are alone like Babe you are not going to BELIEVE what the painting was #stranger things #jancy #byler #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #mike wheeler #will byers #again I am a byler x2 truther #like picture them stumbling into the living room at murray's the 1st time but it's them being like do you know #also do not come at me with well Nancy didn't know Robin is a lesbian yea bc Nancy doesn't know Robin she knows Mike & Will #Jonathan trying to explain the airport situation like baby I was high off my ass but I swear to God Mike was making goo goo eyes at Will #and Nancy being like yea ok honey if you say so and then seeing Mike looking at Will like that later and being like WTF #and then Jonathan trying to remember the monologue so he and Nancy can tease Mike later when Byler eventually gets together

[wildwood-faun]

there's an enormous elder growing on the other side of my garden wall and I want to climb it so bad

#mentally planning how i'd get on top of the bike shed from where i'd be able to reach it #i'm home sick and understimulated which makes me :( #i could technically do something around the house. i'm not sick enough to be bedbound but you know how it is... #i wish it would rain. i hope my friend jonathan writes me today. i'm drinking tea with honey and feeling like a trapped animal. #life of kit

[hawkinsgsa]

it’s 1:30am and i’m thinking about will’s speech to mike but with first person pronouns again,,,,

“because, i mean, without heart, we’d all fall apart. even me, especially me. these past few months i’ve been so... lost without you. it’s just i’m so different from other people, and... when you’re... when you’re... different, sometimes, you feel like... a mistake. but y- you make me feel like i’m not a mistake at all, like i’m better for being different, and that gives me the courage to fight on. if i was mean to you or- or if i seemed like i was pushing you away it’s probably just because i’m scared of losing you just like you’re scared of losing her. and- and if i was going to lose you, i- i- i think i’d rather just, get it over with quick, like- like ripping off a bandaid. so yeah, i need you, mike. and i always will.”

#JUST...... HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY READ IT WRITTEN OUT THAT WAY HUH.. #like it's Obvious that he's channeling his own feelings into it when you first watch it but thinking about it like this for the first time #murdered me actually....... will HONEY.. #i know i said it in my thoughts post but i DO like how they had him express this i really do.... #i *don't* like how his feelings have Only been used to fuel a straight relationship so far and we deserved better confirmation #with his talk with jonathan but GOD .. it perfectly encapsulates the *fear* and buried longing he caries with him constantly #not even JUST with his romantic feelings but . a longing to Belong.. to have friends by his side again.... #to know he isn't going to lose mike or anyone else because of something he can't even bring himself to say out loud yet #it HITS i'm SORRY #📺 : ̗̀➛ ooc #stranger things spoilers #st4 spoilers

[the-asocial-butterfly]

no but my exasperation at Jonathan comes the way his internal monologue (and consequently his diary entry) seems to go like, "ohhhhh, these people are weeping for me. they're making crosses at me; 'to protect me', apparently. they're begging me not to go,,,,, AWWW they're so kind but i wonder what they mean to say" that makes me want to yank this man back to safety

#like it's one thing for him to feel like he just cannot get out of this because he's bound to it #or that he just believes that the townspeople were fucking w him but HONEY WHAT THE FUCK #dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker