""I hate you," I whisper before he can speak. He tilts my face to his. "Say it again," he says as the imps comb my hair and place the ugly, stinking crown on my head."
Can most of us agree that we were all down bad for Jones at some point? Dude even rocks having one eye. LIKE LOOK AT HIM!
SOMEONE AT PRETTY SIMPLE JUST DECIDED TO PUT ALL THE CHARISMA AND SEXYNESS IN THIS FICTIONAL MAN THAT THEY COULD MUSTER BECAUSE EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE HE HASNT GOTTEN ANY SLEEP AND HE STILL LOOKS GOOD!
something I will never get over? cardan saying "you seem to have cut yourself" and jude replying "I could cut you too" THEN later cardan becoming a serpent and jude actually cutting him (she chops his head off) like my god did holly black really mother with this or what
idk I probably always like the silly dynamic between the 'two dads' where here's the silly, chill relaxed guy (usually wearing sunglasses and a beach shirt yk) married to the classic and elegant guy (who mostly dresses in suits or extremely elegant clothes ykkkk).
like, people saying "yea that elegant guy def is the dom of the relationship" but he's the most submissive and obedient cuntboy that u will see, so mr. beach man is the happy dom of their relationship as a couple, even if he's too "lazzy" to take that role; bonus points if they have a kid and the elegant guy is mistaken as the "father" figure in the relationship but that bitch literally gave birth to the kid so... lmao