#like its really hard not to laugh

[raz-b-rose]

Nothing is more ironic than false (i.e woke) "pastors" and leaders teaching from either of the letters to the church of Corinth "correcting" Paul to "today's culture".

#raz is a christian #like its really hard not to laugh #like #christian #christianity #false teachers

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

#naruto #haruno sakura #granny chiyo #coven!sakura #nations always celebrate serving the military but no support for anyone who comes back #veteran's aid? what's that and we all know how they would see women like this #there's no more xrated missions in villages and its like a shameful secret they all gloss over #you never air the dirt out when you've gotta indoctrinate your next wave of children into child soldiers #also chiyo is a pretty cruel woman IMO #first thing she did when she learned Sakura stepped between two attacks was to laugh so hard she started crying #Chiyo has both HEAVY internalized mysogyny but also really wants to protect women- its a balancing act #queen of tough love throw em in the deep end no floaties #trial by firing squad #also chiyo just HATES the hypocrisy of being venerated as a war hero when its convenient for the nation- she just hates shinobi villages #thank u kishimoto for keeping Chiyo's backstory vague as hell so i can play #chiyo as an embodiment of female rage

[radiocity]

The L Word | S2E01

#the l word #shane mccutcheon #kate moennig #in a horrible mood but i still had the episode open from last night and laughed so hard at this awful outfit i almost briefly forgot #i actually love it in concept i just dont know what they were thinking with the random sidepieces for her hair which i think throw the whol #thing into this weird sort of disarray #but i love the short blazer sleeves ovr the shirt a lot also how weirdly unironed the shirt kind of appears #also the low jeans with the belt..? not crazy about the decor on the blazer tho #but i love the glasses forevr #but again i feel like her hair is so weirdly fried in this or maybe cked with hairspray #anyway im fine sorta #actually really funny to post this also after the last one bc she looked so good in that and so BAD here #soryr this outfit deserved its own complete commentary in tags but lookbook coming eventually #also im pretty sure her hair is like tied back in some sor tof way which also looks horrific #who did this literally whos idea was this #also sorry it was roiginally 4 but looking at them together i think it only needs 2

[fungi-maestro]

Quick bedtime doodle I wanted to share.

#dungeon meshi #half life 2 #half life #laios touden #delicious in dungeon #sealarts #book club #gordan freeman #ok thats enough category tags #im not creative enough to come up with dishes based on halflife aliens #but its not hard to imagine laios eating a headcrab or drinking grub goo #probably the only dungeon meshi fanart i will ever draw #if someone else wants to genuinely think of yummy dishes you could make with these things please be my guest #im sure someone out there is alresdy thinking about it #anywya. i know laios looks so fucked up #i was laughing really hard while drawing him #he looks like a peanut with eyes

[damianwaynerocks]

think i might re-read the tim drake ebola fic just to feel an emotion. that thing had me in tears. so good.

#good dad bruce?? #jason lived?? #bruce adopts tim?? #tim and damian have a healthy relationship?? #its so good #like no shade at all #but the way i laughed so hard when tim got ebola it was so amazing #i was like wow this author is hyperfixating on ebola rn!! #but like it was still so good #and well written #and it made me really scared of ebola #tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #jasont odd

[hal-o-ween]

Sweet Dreams <3

#my art #pokemon #galarian ponyta #digital art #hiiii everyone hello please look at my darling angel Amalthea. shes my partner pokemon in pokednd <3 #most of our pokemon went missing so Mia (my character) took our remaining pokemon to get their pictures taken in case they go missing #i did in fact draw all three of them. am going to work on doing digital versions of the other two #its all of our partner pokemons :3 ponyta. impidimp. and mankey <3 #the sketches i did for the other two are so fun i cant wait to draw them #impidimp's made my cousins all laugh so hard they almost cried #this session was so fun and we also talked afterwards about pokemon we may want on our teams in the future #and honestly my potential line up for Mia feels so good #her next pokemon she gets is very possibly going to be a bewear. absolutely out of left field choice but it works so beautifully #im also thinking good options for her would be breloom. grumpig. wyrdeer. maybe mimikyu. #grumpig and breloom are honestly the top of the list. they suit her so beautifully #wyrdeer is also really good. mimikyu would be up to roleplay #mimikyu and bewear would both play into her animal handling skill #mimikyu would also end up disguised as a sylveon #probably play that as mimikyu wanting to fit in with Mia's team since she's really nice to it and it wants her to be its trainer #bewear on the other hand would 1. work well aesthetically for her and 2. would be fantastic roleplay material what with it being a giant #aggro bear and mia is just this gentle giant who is so fucking good with pokemon so its like well. #the nice girl wants me to be nice so i wont kill you because i like her. she gives me snacks and pets me and treats me well

[if-mirrormine]

i miss my brother so much it feels more like mourning.

#he's still alive #he's out there #i know where he is #but i dont get to see him every day like i used to #i cant walk into his room any time i feel like and annoy him #i cant share a glance with him every time my mom says something crazy #i cant ask him to make me scramble eggs on toast because he makes it the best #i cant watch stupid reality shows with him and laugh with him at all stupid things people say #i cant get mad at him for using all the hot water #i cant ask him to go with me to places just because im too scared to go on my own #i cant gossip with him about everything going on in our lives #i cant hug him after a really hard day #i just miss him having around all the time #and i know i can text him #and call him #any time i feel like #but its just not the same as having him right in front of me #all that to say #i understand how callie feels #and im going to add a lot sibling interactions into mm #or ill die #(figuratively) #alli talks

[puppyeared]

How do you do fellow human?

if i answered this 2 weeks ago i would have said i want a quick and easy death <- currently on school break

#thanks for asking thoug!!!!! #some health problems came up right when i was finishing up assignments and i have to get screened for smth #otherwise doing ok now.. just sitting in my room drawing and staying in my lane like the hermit i was meant to be #im not fixating on anything rn so im just drawing my ocs.. sorry if its cluttering up ppls dash but i got fuck else to draw #although i did recently get undertale gifted to me by my brother bc it was on steam sale!! ive never.. actually played undertale #or watched a playthru for it so im going into it mostly blind.. i want to try for the pacifist route but apparently its kinda hard #im still willing to try although i havent really gotten that far in the game. so far ive just been terrorizing whimsum and laughing like an #idiot that my brother had to physically restrain me to stop me from doing it because its just too funny to me #ask #answered #yapping #doodles #puppysona

[spaciebabie]

#thanks for the dm dana sjfdhsjdfs #genuinely like all the fatigue of the past few months hit all at once this morning and when im overly stressed my mental health #gets bad. like really really bad #it was nice 2 laugh abt something ridiculous ajkhjkdfsdh #fnaf #spacie scribbles #at first this was gonna be springtrap talking 2 me but it makes more sense if its you lmaoksjdfkslfdj #i dont remember what your sona looks like forgive me 😭 #and i didnt wanna dig something up for this shitpost so #i shuld learn 2 draw gore so that when i feel really bad like this i can draw characters getting hurt #genuinely think that would make me feel better #well. ig ik what imma be spending the rest of tonight doing #imagine being such a pathetic old decrepit creature that a couple plastic balls are all it takes ta destroy you #i could beat his ass. its canonically possible for me ta beat his ass #i wouldnt even hafta try that hard #buddy. you're DONE #also his hips..... #damn #thighs are a weakness of mine like dude. #look at his shit bro. this is fucking ludicrous #the way his stance is #auuugh #sickening

[overtake]

deceased at the implication that lewis was so deeply hurt by max’s dumb secret santa gift to valterri one year that he refuses to participate in the videos as a staunch moral stance. max lives rent free in these people’s heads so badly that they have to write fanfiction that frames lewis as some heroic protector of bottas to cope with him … just not wanting to do something he doesn’t have to do? save lewis from his own fans, man.

#whackjobs 😭😭 #this really made me laugh so hard #sometimes i really do feel for lewis #such an incredibly talented driver #competitive and willing to do ANYTHING to win #waged absolute mental warfare on nico rosberg and sent the man to retirement #and his fans disrespect all that legacy #and paint him as so mentally weak that he gets offended by his teammate getting a can of fish so he cant handle doing secret santa videos #some of his fans really dont appreciate him for what he is #which is a fierce competitor who will do ANYTHING to win #if you have to erase half your drivers personality to like him #and its the part that makes him most successful in a racecar #you either dont understand this sport or just dont like your driver very much #didnt mean for this to become such a passionate defence of lewis but he just deserves more respect from a small segment of his fans #*

[viiridiangreen]

#plagiarism #james somerton #hbomberguy #just wanted to give it its own post #it was kinda lost under the absolute unit #(of good commentary and a much needed summary of the More Absolute Unit that is the video in question) #of lrb #i was conflicted abt this dude for a while like. i wasn't A Fan Subbed To His Patreon right #but the way he 'said' some really insightful shit and also dropped some really nonsensical rancid comments randomly in the middle of it. #yeah #guess it's because he Wasn't Fucking Saying Anything But The Rancidity Himself HUH? #nomás que eso fuera 😹😹 #& like i'm laughing rly hard at the audacity but also it's really fucking sad & infuriating to have had the actual authors of the commentar #that i enjoyed obfuscated like that. and obv not just bc of the individual enjoyment or insight i might've gotten from them but #they were fully robbed of an audience #or just fucking. recognition of their memory in the case of the people whose words were stolen who died from fucking aids #like???? #yeah i hope this fully ended this man's whole career for good #but more importantly that the authors of the works he ripped off get the attention they deserve #it's the fucking soulless business major of it all innit #/j #viitalks #gayplagiarismgate

[sleevebuscemii]

the way i will literally get a crush on you if you are nice to me and cool and seem interesting and genuine and i find you attractive the way i am literally describing the reasons every person in the world gets crushes on people but the way i will literally get a crush on you if you are nice to me and also i like you its crazy

#i am crushing HARD on this guy on my trip and its not okay. #like girl you are on VACATION you will not base how good of a time you’re having on how hard a man laughs at your jokes #(he laughs really hard tho 👁️👁️) #like yessss im so funny and cute when im arguing with you about the metric system yessss #m

[kinos-fortress-2]

idk comfort characters moment ig

#i should REALLY stop doodling around and start doing more serious art #anyways this is not shipp art btw i dont shipp them for me they are like brothers best friends even #demoman #miss pauling #tf2 #team fortress 2 #kino art #idk i just feel like drawing sad demo i think he got too much going on in that little head full of beer and depression... #and well he just needs a hug and venting for real and not making it much of a joke #IDK I WAS JUST LISTENING TO MITSKI AND LAMP AND BOOM sad doodle i guess #i think for demo is a bit hard to find a good time to vent and well his team kinda sucks for that #same goes w miss p this two are full of shit in their heads so why not listening w each other and crying idk #its been a time since i have draw demo... #those fucking hands... i hate often times drawing hands #idk why i made tf2 sad art i think is funny but who cares cringe is free look at me doing lovey dovey and sad art haha laugh at this guy

[prisonpodcast]

It’s funny to me because 90% of the criticisms I see trying to rip apart Dream’s video are just like “well this one piece of evidence he showed isn’t the strongest” like yeah girl it’s not, that’s why it’s accompanied by 12 other much stronger pieces of evidence that you’re deliberately choosing to ignore . Wonder why that is.

Like they all blindly believed the allegations no questions asked but then perform mental gymnastics to come up with the dumbest things imaginable to say about Dream’s evidence. It’d actually be less annoying if they weren’t doing such a bad job at trying to rip Dream’s video to shreds too bc some of the things I’ve seen ppl say are so fucking 💀 like you guys aren’t even TRYING

#‘the snap video opens on its own bc it’s a scree recording’ is one I saw on IG #dumbass why would they bother using a second phone to record it if it was a screen recording WHAT #that dosent even make sense the whole point of the second phone is to make it look like they’re actually opening the snap #where’s that quote about how winning an argument against a smart person is hard #but winning an argument against a stupid person is impossible #look some of them don’t even bothering directly questioning dreams evidence too they just say something about how he included other #controversies so that makes it bad. or it’s too long so that makes it bad. which is so lame y’all aren’t even trying #sorry I’m just laughing at all this a little like it’s becoming really really really obvious how fucking rotted their brains are #drituation #negativity #.___.

[timothylawrence]

ok i think i can be perfectly transparent and honest with yall.... but for like the first 5-6 hours of playing BG3 I pronounced Wyll's name Why-Ell.

#ewbie.txt #superman-ass name LMFAOOO.... listen i really thought he had a fantasy name like everyone else. i was caught off guard. #its so embarassing but i laugh abt it now. if it helps i used to pronounce rhys as rice. which isnt much better #hashtag english is hard. feel free to laugh

[skyburger]

whos your favorite of the crusaders from part 3... i think i love baofu the most tbh

#persona 2 #baofu #jjba #jotaro kujo #noriaki kakyoin #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #jean pierre polnareff #persona 2 eternal punishment #kaoru saga #p2ep #p2 #this is making me laugh stupid hard ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD BIT. THIS IS A STUPID BIT. but its really funny to me right now #im too lazy to type out context for this just search like the words ''baofu'' and ''joestar'' and youll probably find it #i mean. if tumblr search decides to work. but thats not up to me #(all jokes aside if u like cant actually find it just send me an ask and ill find it for u) #...should i tag this. i might tag this. i think im gonna tag this i want to really confuse and/or annoy someone #maybe even both if im lucky #and in case you were wondering (which im sure you were not): #i did actually google heights for this and try to make it roughly accurate. like i put a stupid amount of effort into this #not that much. but like for what this is? wayyyy too much time went into it #its okay though i had fun. peace and love on planet earth #muffin mumbles #edit: just remembered i think tumblr only shows the first few of ur tags im going to move the character tags to the front #so if these tags seem like theyre in a weird order. Thats probs why