#like what the FUCKKKKKKK BRING HER BACK

[dirt-str1der]

I will forever be pissed that they gave kiryu an actual love story (the first and only time they actually gave him a proper love story instead of just confessing his love very quickly before the girl succumbs to her injuries) and then retconned his love interest out of the other games like WHY WPUDL YOU DO THAT.

#Yakuza HATEblog #like they motherfucking took her away from me #just because shes a cop ???? they didnt even bring her back for dead souls #like what difference would it have made if they replaced that lady soldier with sayama it would have been the exact same #especially the ‘ive handled guns for longer than you’ line where she fucking shot between her allies to hit the zombies like first of all if #you truly knew about gun safety you wouldnt have done that but what do i know maybe thats just how military dogs are #yeah ehats the difference between a pig and a dog they can both be your best friend #ryuji met his little sister once before she completely dissapleared forever #like what the FUCKKKKKKK BRING HER BACK #SHES THE ONLY WOMAN THAT KIRYU HAS EVER LOVED SHES MY ONLY EVIDENCE FOR BISEXUAL KIRYU PLEASE .... #kiryus like dont call me gay boy call me bisexual boy so that ladies know to hit on me #kiryu doesnt even realise that he himself is bisexual because he keeps falling for men and having sex with girls like sayama is the first #girl hes ever fallen in love with and they took away his gf like they took away pacmans wife fml fuck everything #idc if he actually lover yumi or not but he loved sayama and they just made us forget about her because she wasnt real #she was real to me. they were real to me. but then again i am a real poser #because if people actually cared about kiryu and sayama rhen i wouldnt have to defend her with my life #its only because people hate her that im saying anything

[inthemiddle0feverywhere]

Bad Batch Season 3 Episode 5 (scattered) thoughts and first impressions (ramblings)

Major spoilers under the cut

This one is also very long because mannnnnnn did I love this episode and omg do I have big feelings about it

Also yes I do love each member of tbb but in case it’s not obvious I’m a crosshair girlie. Have been since I first heard his voice in season 7 of tcw so this is gonna be very crosshair centric (because he finally has screen time and more than like 2 speaking lines this season!!)

Lula! 🥰🥰

Is Omega in a supply closet? Whatever better than her barren room at the lab

Ah nope her old “room” the gun turret 🥰🥰

A glimpse of mornings on board the marauder: peaceful boys and caf 🥹 probably only peaceful again now that omega is home

This is Omega’s best look omg the the crocheted vest??? I wanna cosplay her now or actually just wear this outfit fr

At first I was so annoyed they kept crosshair in this ugly ass outfit but I honestly think it’s because even though it’s warm on Pabu he’s always cold because he’s so skinny now (well he always was lean but this is a testament to how much weight he lost as a prisoner) They keep trying to feed him fruit and my man keeps using it as target practice 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I honestly love when they show scenes through like either a scope or helmet visor. Like I really love seeing what they’re seeing. In this case AZI (so happy they took him from Cids bar- sorry “parlor”….it was a dive bar)

He’s so mad at his hand 😭 my poor baby he really should let AZI look at it. What do we think it is? Nerve damage? I imagine it feels tingly like when your foot falls asleep.

I love that Batcher loves him!! Animals know good people. He’s a good man Savannah! 😭😭😭 and he likes Batcher too and anyone that’s kind to animals is ok by me.

Ugh Crosshair teaching Omega about being a sniper 🥰🥰😭🥰😭🥰 one day she’s just gonna pop out with a sick trick shot lmao

Shouldn’t have given him his rifle??? Sir it’s an extension of him, it’s like you gave him back one of his body parts

“Omega trusts him and that’s good enough for me” Wrecker!!! My sweet boy!! Big man and even bigger heart. He’s now kinda caught in the middle he wants to be cool with Crosshair again but doesn’t want to betray Hunter they’ve been through a lot just the 2 of them these past several months. Crosshair and Hunter are like parents in the middle of a divorce 😭

53%???? Fuckkkkkkk way worse than we thought

Echo!!!!! Yay mom came home!

“No hug for me” screaming crying throwing up! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 💔💔💔💔he’s disguising it as sarcasm but he wants it, he wants a hug! SOMEBODY HUG HIM DAMMIT! I volunteer!!! Please

Omega between her 2 dads 🥰 (Though is Crosshair more wine aunt vibes sometimes?) And batcher by Crosshair’s feet of course

Yummmmm I bet Pabu has banging sushi 🍣 Love Wrecker being an unbothered king enjoying his sush🥰

😭😭😭😭😭 Crosshair’s face when Echo mentioned Tech. He knows. He knows he fell or perished (shh no 🤡) trying to save him. They’re twins and he lost his other half and I’m devastated!! 😭

Haaaaa welcome to parenting a teenager Hunter!!!

Are Hunter’s eyes green all of a sudden?

Crosshair being the voice of reason?? I love seeing this side of him. I HC that since he is silent and highly observant he was a voice reason often for the batch. (Can we please get a series of TBB during the clone wars?? Or like when they were cadets or something. We only see them in 4 episodes in tcw and they were just an insane suicide squad who hated regs and didn’t follow orders or have anyone in charge of them like I wanna see their adventures and their dynamic and how they are when they have downtime! Please lucasfilmmmmmm 🙇‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️)

“I’m older than you are, little brother” 😂😂😂 and she got crosshair to chuckle lol ugh I love their dynamic so much. They are really feeding us rn (please don’t take it away)

Omg he’s so brave bringing them back there! To that freaking ice planet where nothing but trauma happened for Crosshair. I know he probably wished he would never have to go back there again but he knows this will help so he goes anyway

The old armor!!!! Helllllll frickinnnn yeaaaaaa (he’s so hot in armor omg I have a headache)

“Take a guesssssss” 🥵

“He started it” 😂😂 major youngest sibling energy

Mayday’s helmet! 💔💔💔💔 somebody sedate me!! 😭

Why can’t Hunter sense the Wyrm?

TOOTHPICK!!! Wrecker defo kept his toothpicks in the armor case 🥰

Frickin ice vulture always an omen. (Animals seem to really like Crosshair though even the scary ones)

“I know you” 😭 I know Hunter meant it in a “I know you’re sneaky and closed off and I’m expecting the worst from you right now ” but it just hit me harder than that. “I know you”- you’re my brother, the youngest I’ve known you since the day you were born. “I know you- I know there’s more to your silence I know your still waters run way deeper than you let on.” “I’m your brother- I know you talk to me I know you”❤️‍🩹

Oh shitttttt thems are fightin words yes let it out everyone

“I’ll do it! 😁” Wreckerrrr I love you

Hunter’s fast af boi!

Batcher is actually ripped af 💪

Ok petition that Cross doesn’t yell anymore it doesn’t suit him at all lmaoooo

Poor Wrecker yes it’s always ALWAYS a huge monster 😭

“Fantastic” 😂😂😂

Omg this is a roller coaster of emotions! Crosshair being soft with Batcher, the nodding! Ugh nothing like fending off a giant ice wyrm to bring bros back together

He’s so pretty shut up I know his head is shaped like a lightbulb

AAHH THERES THE HUG 🥰

progress 😌

“I thought I was being a good soldier 😔” * *pterodactyl screeching *

Welp Im deceased, fed and nurtured but dead at the same time.

Thank you thank you thank you for these past few episodes. Us Crosshair girlies were really in pain seasons 1 and 2

#star wars #the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch spoilers #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb season 3 spoilers #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #season 3 spoilers #crosshair #omega #Hunter #wrecker #echo #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #rambling #ramblings #episode recap #episode review #episode reaction

[caluski]

@moldavite tagged me to post my current music faves (thank u kalli a big fucking MWAH goes out to u in this gloomy april evening) so yay!!! i love posting spotify links of course... more belowww. trying so hard for everyone to only post things i havent shared before... trying!!

obviously justice is on repeat - both incognito and saturnine, but im putting here incognito bc it does have the coolest intro and outro everrr like ouuughhhh like justice goes so fucking hard when they choose to have some retro synths................ actually have you listened to planisphere today? you should (talking to everyone)

i havent actually talked about my thoughts on khruangbins new album... which is obviously good but i simply didnt have the time to get into it :/ ive been hoping to give it a good listen, no skips no nothing, on a day off but work has been kicking my ass a bittt... anyway! Pon pón is fun. it came out as a single few weeks back and ive gotten really into it.... sooooo groovy

vampire by sholto is what some of you might recognize from love and food playlist? but ohhhhhh fuckkkkkkk its so good. i dont even know this guy and i didnt think much of it other than "yeah its cool" when i added it to my library. such a great and sinister feeling jazzy number.... AND WHEN THE SAX HITS!!!!!!!!! thats so good. please listen to vampire.

more radio pop!!!!! MORE MAINSTREAM KEVIN PARKER!!!!!!!! i do love tame impala's older/more niche sound just as much as i love him "selling out" (whatever, i will defend his minions and elvis tracks until i die and i will MEAN it) so i am STILL excited for this album even though the roll-out of singles has been consistently awful. but i guess dua lipa is a slow riser always (however long did it take her to peak on charts with 'dont start now'???). plus obviously DANNY!!!!!! YAY FOR DANNY!!!!!

its been a really good spring so far, with so many of my faves releasing music, and obviously that includes sebastian. i remember watching the runway show this was made for, but for some reason i didnt hear the whole track - maybe it was just highlights or something? i really love the synths in this one. its unusual for him to bring the choral singing in the start instead of the climax of the track, but its really well done (as always)! i wish, i wiiiiiiiiish there was something happening about the new album, too.

charli's really being weird recently about everything but goddddddd this slaps so good. im usually not that big on gesaffelstein but i do love ag cook so much. its going to be such a good clubbing record like literally.... its crazy she STILL gets labeled hyperpop. i also like club classics, but b2b is TRULY superior out of this double drop....

the beat of this one is just stuck in my head at all times. its cute! fun! perfect for spring. theyre soon to release their debut album, i need to remember to check it out. while its not SOTY material so far, its just cool and pleasant.

more dance sounds - i like this one a lot! really catchy. ive never really been into 1tbsp but yeahhhhh with this one, i get it.

ok i for sure posted this one before, but its ok bc it got like 0 or 1 likes or something. starwolf is a band im really hopeful for!!!! their 2020 album was pretty interesting, but its their three last singles that got my ears all perked up. some daytime disco vibes in them, and its really cool considering i was somewhat.... underwhelmed by poolside's last album. so, i feel good about starwolf now! fingers crossed for summer, as it would be a perrrrrrrfect record to replay over and over during hot sunny days.

and SUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHH a spring favorite for the end. kind of getting lost in this one.... number one song i keep thinking of during sweet sunny walks recently. unbelievably cute. 10000% recommend.

#pogaduchy #not tagging anyone bc idw look like a fucking idiot when no one responds anyway 😭😭😭 #Spotify

[dream-of-kpop]

TXT is Normal Like You (sort of)

•ok, i bop to the songs but idk shit about txt. i thought it would be interesting to make a story on a group i know nothing about and see if i'm accurate or not.•

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*Soobin dances in a circle with the guys at a club*

Soobin: *sticks his tongue out while bodyrolling* "Ayeee lean back, aye lean back-"

*Heuningkai tries to grind on him*

Soobin: "HOMESLICE, BACK UP."

DJ: *speaks into the mic* "Are y'all ready for the next one?!?!"

*the crowd screams chaotically "YEAHHHHHH!!!!"*

*21st Century Girl by BTS starts playing*

Soobin: "FUCKKKKKKK THIS IS MY SONGGGGGGGG!!!" *starts jumping up and down*

*Taehyun takes 2 shots at once and starts dancing along to the beat*

Heuningkai: "ISN'T OUR BILL GONNA BE SUPER HIGH??"

Taehyun: "WHO CARES? WE CAN PAY IT!!!"

*the rest of the night is a blur until they get back to their penthouse around 2am*

Yeonjun: *jumps up and down* "HURRY UP I GOTTA PEE-"

Taehyun: "WAIT!" *turns the key and unlocks the door after multiple tries*

*Soobin breaks for the bathroom closest to them, shutting the door behind him*

Yeonjun: *pounds on the door* "OMG I'M GONNA EXPLODE WTF DUDE!!" *runs*

*the others drunkenly head to their rooms to sleep off their hangovers*

*as Soobin vomits into the toilet bowl, suddenly the door bursts open with his mom entering the bathroom*

Soobin's mom: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???"

Soobin: *retches into the toilet bowl* "Mom?...What are you doing here?"

Soobin's mom: "I STILL HAVE THE KEY. STAND UP."

*Soobin drowsily tries to bring himself up off of the floor*

*his mom slaps him upside the head, instantly waking him up*

Soobin's mom: "HOW DO YOU SPENT 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS IN 2 MONTHS???"

Soobin: "WHY DID YOU HIT ME???"

Soobin's mom: "ANSWER THE QUESTION."

Soobin: "I DONT KNOW. WE WERE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE MONEY WE GOT FROM TXT...YOU KNOW SINCE HYBE(Bighit) WENT BANKRUPT!"

*his mom hits him upside the head 3 more times, repeatedly*

Soobin: "MOM STOP-"

Soobin's mom: "YOU'RE MOVING BACK IN WITH ME. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS."

Soobin: *gags* "Wait." *gags* "Ok, it went back down- I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH YOU-"

*his mom cuts her eyes at him*

Soobin: "I mean...because I'm an adult and I can handle my own business..."

Soobin's mom: "YOUR MONEY IS MY BUSINESS NOW. BE PACKED UP BY THE END OF TOMORROW..." *she leaves hastily*

*the next morning the boys are awaken by loud noises of Soobin putting stuff into boxes*

Taehyun: *sleepy* "Woah woah, what's going on?"

Heuningkai: "Aye, are we moving to a bigger space?"

Soobin: "No...my mom is pissed we're spending a lot of money and wants me to move back in with her."

*the boys gasp*

Soobin: "I know."

Taehyun: "We're good on money though."

Soobin: "I mean. I see her point but it's our money you know?"

Yeonjun: "Yeah! So what if we spend like $20k on a shopping haul at Polo? Or $1k at Chipotle so we can be healthy?"

Soobin: "I know right? HYBE is gonna come back eventually...right?"

Yeonjun: "Dunno. I heard Pdnim had to sell his beach house."

*they all gasp yet again*

Beomgyu: "Omg that's awful..."

Heuningkai: "I would literally cry if I had to sell my jet ski...No I would cry if I had to sell my yacht...Wait no..."

Soobin: "Anyways, do you guys mind helping me?"

Yeonjun: "Absolutely not. I almost pissed myself last night because of you."

Soobin: "You should've used the bathroom at the club then."

Yeonjun: "My ass and dick are not touching a public toilet seat or urinal. You can miss me with that..."

*Soobin shakes his head as he puts some books into one of the boxes*

Taehyun: "So, is there really nothing we can do? I mean I can call a moving company for you?"

Beomgyu: "Shouldn't we convince his mom to let him stay?"

Soobin: "There's no point. She's already made up her mind."

Hueningkai: "THIS SUCKS- We already RSVP'd to Blackbear's party next week bruh, so what are we supposed to do??"

*they hear the front door unlock; Soobin's mom enters calmly*

Soobin's mom: "Are you almost done?"

Soobin: "No, I still have a lot of stuff to get through..."

Soobin's mom: "You wouldn't have this much stuff if you didn't spend your money like a maniac..."

*Soobin holds his tongue trying not to backtalk her*

Beomgyu: "Uh, listen here Mrs. Soobin's mom, uh we want to say that you can't control Soobin anymore. It's his money and he can do whatever he wants. You know, respectfully."

Soobin's mom: *scowls at Beomgyu* "Get in the car Soobin."

Soobin: "No. I am grown, with my own money and priorities in life. You cannot control me...Mommy."

Taehyun: "Uh..."

Soobin's mom: "Get. In. The. Car."

Soobin: "No!"

*the vibe of the room turns very tense*

Soobin: "They're like my brothers mom...We want to stay true to our old group name...Tomorrow by Together..."

Soobin's mom: *crosses her arms* "So you're telling me you're gonna live together even in your 40s to stay true to 'TXT'?"

Yeonjun: "I wouldn't mind it."

Heuningkai: "Yeah it's fun getting drunk with them."

Soobin's mom: "Fine, whatever. If you guys want to go broke, do that, but don't come crying to me for a place to live."

Soobin: *jumps up and down and hugs his mom* "DON'T WORRY, I WON'T!!!"

Soobin's mom: *lets go of Soobin* "Alright, I'm leaving..."

Soobin: "LOVE YOU MOM!"

Soobin's mom: "Yeah yeah..." *leaves*

Taehyun: "Ayeee, we gucci?"

Soobin: *beaming* "Hell yeah we are~ So...y'all gonna help me unpack?"

TXT: "..."

Soobin: "Fine then."

[3 months later]

*the 5 dance in a circle on the dance floor at the same nightclub*

Taehyun: "AYEEEEEE!!!!!"

Yeonjun: *hits Tae's arm multiple times to get his attention* "WE GOTTA GO! I NEED TO PEE!"

Taehyun: "TOO BAD- GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

Yeonjun: "YOU KNOW I CAN'T GO IN THERE!!"

*Taehyun ignores him and goes back to dancing*

Yeonjun: "SHIT FORGET IT-" *runs off*

Soobin: "GUYS I'M GOING TO GET DRINKS-"

Heuningkai: "BRING US BACK SOME JELLO SHOTS!"

*Soobin walks up to the overcrowded bar to order drinks*

*after receiving the drinks, Soobin hands the bartender his card*

Bartender: "SORRY DUDE IT'S DECLINING!"

Soobin: "WHAT??" *hands him another card*

*it rejects*

Soobin: "HANG ON A SECOND PLEASE-"

*runs over to Taehyun, Kai, and Beomgyu to beg them for their cards*

Beomgyu: *stops dancing* "IT'S DECLINING??"

Soobin: "YEAH MAYBE IT'S JUST MY CARD ACTING WEIRD!"

*the boys hand Soo their cards and he runs back to the bar*

*all of them declining*

Soobin: "Omg no...No...CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE SECOND PLEASE??"

Bartender: "GO AHEAD!"

*Soobin runs back to his group*

Soobin: "THEY ALL FUCKING DECLINED GUYS WE'RE SCREWED!"

Heuningkai: "WHAT ABOUT YEONJUN??"

Soobin: "SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT. WHERE IS HE??"

Taehyun: "DUNNO, PROBABLY PEEING SOMEWHERE. LET'S GO FIND HIM."

*after running around the club for 10 minutes, there is still no sight of Yeonjun so they go outside*

Soobin: "WHERE IS THIS FOOL AT???"

Yeonjun: *appears beside them* "Hey."

Taehyun: "Where were you???"

Yeonjun: "I gave up. I went across the street to pee at Starbucks."

Heuningkai: "That's very brave of you."

Soobin: "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, DUDE CAN I USE YOUR CARD?? ALL OF OUR CARDS ARE DECLINING!!"

Yeonjun: "No worries, mine is too. They seriously tried to force me to buy something so I could use the bathroom but my card declined hehe. Whoops."

Beomgyu: "AHHHHHHHHHH SO WE'RE BROKE????"

Yeonjun: "Yeah I checked my account, $10."

Soobin: "Uh, hang on guys I'll be right back..."*walks away from the guys*

*dials his mom's number then starts crying the moment she picks up*

Soobin's mom: "Hey how-"

Soobin: "EOMMAAAAAAAA, MY CARDS DECLINEDDDDDDD!!!!!" *sobs*

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[anonil88]

The Crown s.4 ep.3 reaction

Poor sweet Diana

I know Camilla is not trying to be friends with Diana. The way I would knock her head clean off her shoulders.....chile.

Fuck Charles exponentially

All Diana wanted was to be loved by this man and his family. Which I guess is what anyone wants with someone they care for.

He flew in and went straight to Camilla wowwwwww. When your mom calls you and cusses you out to bring your tail back to actually interact with your to be wife. Not your side piece but your wife.

The way I wish someone, anyone from that family had stood up for Diana. Even if they did privately (we don't know), I wish they did publically. It would have meant so much if they had.

Just imagine who Diana would have been now if she had lived to 60. The sheer freeness both her boys would of had and enjoyed.

Ep 4 reaction

Margaret Thatcher interviews grind my gears, also on YouTube the fucking comments gag. A bunch of old conservatives who do not see how she completely shitted on the people, not the political structure, but the people of England. She screwed the working class, how they are still up her dead ass idfk.

Her favorite is Mr mommy's boy himself, cause as soon as Andrew caught himself up with being a creepy pedo Queen Elizabeth snatched his money and his job lmao.

Anne just be chilling in the public eye fr f

Yea fuck that, go away colonizers.

😂 I completely forget she has a whole third son. Oh Edward.

I know bullying is bad because I was the bullied kid, but I would probably give royal kids stupid nicknames. Even if they were my friend I'd be like okay but you're still never getting a crown.

The Queen: how about you go to your fucking wife you fucking dumb nut.

If I had a child and they pulled some shit like this I'd simply bring it up whenever they are around me pretending they aren't having an affair or a fucking creep head ass.

This must hurt though not being able to mother and not because you don't want to but because your career (imposed on you by a lineage you inherited) would not let you.

Another instance where personally if my wife is upset and crying imma just sit there and be there for her, should she need me.

Margaret Thatcher was an asshole.

Ep. 5

When you break in just to have a conversation. Not even to be angry, assassinate her, or anything wild just a conversation.

Which yaknow maybe government leaders idk could benefit from having conversations even just virtual meeting times and actually engaging with their constituents.

Thatcher really said; "just work harder." People did that and then she proceeded to cut their jobs.

Any casualties, I hope that didn't only mean the British side but probably.

Fuckkkkkkk Margaret

Funny how blue in the uk is conservative and red is liberal lol, opposites for the USA.

"Devil woman" and dog nabbet every country uses this dumb ass rhetoric to justify work and fucking over the little man.

This break in could of and would have never happened in this current time lmao

Funny as heck though a drunk man stumbles into the queens residence.

He wants to see his kids, also besides getting laid off why did she leave him.

This harkens what I said before, listen to the people who live in the country you govern. Their lives are directly impacted by your choices.

Another reason I could not be royalty or the queen is because I would of had to really restrain myself from strangling Margaret Thatcher. Straight up would of just:

Schizophrenia? Wow so let's commit him for speaking the truth about how shifty you are.

A fucking 11 day or however short ass war.

Nah fuck that bitch.

People are broke and hungry Phillip they aren't delusional just broke and hungry.

I cannot wait for the queens memoir one day when she's just like 🖕

#the crown netflix #the crown #the crown spoilers

[pinetreesandtea]

Can we have more fics of Ahsoka being weirded out by human norms?

Maybe once she decided to show her appreciation to her Grandmaster, master and clone family. And the best way she thinks is bringing them food. So she proceeds to sneak off and successfully hunts a giant ass deer or some sort.

Everyone else is vibing, Anakin and Obi-Wan just chillin in the Barracks with the clones, waiting for Ahsoka.

Ahsoka walks in with a mf Huge ass Animal Carcass on her back, covered in blood, with a toothy bloody grin.

Everyone screams

Echo faints lmao

Anakin looks absolutely mortified

Obi-Wan just sighs

Ahsoka : Hi!

Anakin : ...

Obi-Wan : ...

Rex : ...

Fives : I think I’m gonna throw up-

Anakin : WTF

Ahsoka, extremely confused : What’s wrong?

Rex : I- Sir- I need Caf.

Anakin : WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Obi-Wan : Anakin, please calm-

Anakin: CALM DOWN?!?? AHSOKA HAS A KARKING CARCASS!! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COMMITTED MASS MURDER!

Ahsoka : ? It’s my gift for you guys, what’s wrong with it? Do you guys not like this type of meat? I can get another-

Fives : - NONOONONONONO! PLEASE!

Anakin : NO! AHSOKA! YOU CANT JUST KILL AN INNOCENT CREATURE! ESPECIALLY CARRYING IT AROUND LIKE THAT!!!!?!!!!

Ahsoka : Bruh wtf. I’m just trying to show- you know what? Humans are weird.

#clone troopers #swtcw #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #star wars ahsoka #tcw ahsoka #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #togruta #captain rex #clone trooper fives #clone trooper echo #501stlegion #star wars crack #idk what im doing #idk what this is #idk anymore

[snow-gron]

Rambling reaction thoughts after Infinity War - obviously spoilers so dont read if you havent seen it

Infinity war spoilers in my reaction under the cut below: 

First of all that movie was so good my ass sis sweating im shook

BUT Tom Holland owes me a fcking apology how dare he fucking do that  HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO MY HEART 

Thor and Wanda making their badass powerful entrances to the fight were badass and powerful and had me feeling some kinda way

Thor talking about all he's lost ruined me 

Lokis death fukckkkkk so early on too ffs But he died a hero and I love him

Wanda going through all that pain to kill vision just to have thanos bring him back and kill him again?? FUCKKKKKKK

Thanos having emotions !!!!!!!! But gamora pouwywowuwye that hurt too my god this movie was just brutal

Black widow and Okoye and wanda team up was everything!!!

Nebula almost succeeded in killing Thanos?! So close you go girl I love her

Bucky's last word was Steve fuck

Dr strange??? What is his plan cos at the moment... It sucks bro imma be honest

Drax’s confused “Quill as he disappears” alongside Okoye watching T’challa go was heart wrenching fml this movie was made by people who have no regard for human feeligs

Rocket is the only guardian left omg 

Hawkeye really didn't answer his phone or nothing? Muted the avengers group chat or something huh

Thanos was a great villain tho Marvel pulled it out the bag! 

Captain marvel in the end credits too was perfect especially with Samuel L Jackson dropping his classic motherf hhahah 

But the mood as the credits were rolling in the cinema was so intense man, I've never seen anything like it from a film. Sooo good, 10 years building up to this and the payoff was everything I could have hoped for and more! Might change my mind once I've slept and calmed down but this is the best MCU movie by far 10/10

#infinity war #Spoilers #Infinity war spoilers #random rambling from a marvel fan who's mind just got BLEW #may edit this cos ive probably forgotten all sorts of things but fuck

[hotcocosharing]

Way To Celebrate (OTBS Gangbang)

Fandom: Our Two Bedroom Story Category: Smut Character: Minato, Kaoru, Chiaki, Shusei and Akiyoshi Notes: GANGBANG.. This has been in my head for some time but I already forgot most details >.

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One thing about being in the share house with your colleagues, you don’t need to worry about getting drunk when the bed is only few steps away and all the guys are pretty decent, well apart from Chiaki. So you don’t have to think twice when they decide to throw a celebration party for your recent award, your and Minato’s award to be exact. But, whatever, it’s your first official recognition as a journalist, you’re thankful to have Minato as a partner to work on such meaningful article.

“TO GET WHAT?” You yell incredulously. “I’m just saying you need to be careful. You alone with all the guys with all the alcohol…” Tam smiles with concern.

“But still… I wouldn’t get…” You couldn’t stomach the word out of your throat but your best friend Tam has finished the sentence for you.

“Gangbanged! You may get gangbanged!’”

“Oh my god, Tam shut up!!!” You slam your redden cheeks to clam yourself down but Tam has already planted a seed in your head. Of course you’ve fantasied them in your dream or when you’re helping with yourself in the shower. You live with six hotties, how can you not? But the thought of being fucked by all of them at once? No, it has never crossed your mind until now.

“Yo!! Stop spacing out!” Minato hits your head with a bunch of papers and shakes you back to brainstorming about the new project. It’s hard to focus but secretly pinching your thighs under the table sure help a little.

Why!! Why does Tam has to say something like that?! It’s not like you are the type to be engage in some hardcore sexual activity. They wouldn’t think the same thing, would they?

From the look on Minato’s face, he kind of fits the type although you’re sure there are only certain positions he’d agree to do.

“I know I’m good looking but could you quit staring and get back to work?!” Minato smirks at you after flicking your forehead.

You apologize and put up with the endless meeting for another hour till the chief editor comes to rescue you for some grocery shopping. The growler is exceptionally cute when he’s shy, he blushes whenever his hand accidentally touches yours. Gangbang, Akiyoshi? Not a chance!

Few hours later, the rest of the team begin to arrive home while you and Akiyoshi prepare the feast in the kitchen. Your heart rise whenever you steal a glance at the boss, a man who could cook is so sexy, he’s just your type. You can’t help but wonder what it’d be like to date him, to feel his touches and kisses. The party starts with a round of champagne follow by sushi and shabu shabu. The night continues with more cheers and alcohol plus some unexpected flirtatious questions. Do all men ask weird sexual questions when they’re drunk?

“Good to see you loosen up and enjoy yourself, ______.” Shusei smiles and pats your back.

“Oh someone’s getting cozy..” Chiaki gives a sly smile and a wink, then leaves for more booze.

“It’s too bad Kido couldn’t make it ay, he’s missing out.” Minato says then stuffs another roll of sushi into his mouth.

“He’s gone to Osaka to see his brother, I hope everything’s okay. Hmm, maybe I should give him a ring.” You head to the balcony and make a quick call.

The remaining men sit around the couch and watch you closely, every single one of them want a piece of you. It’s Chiaki who comes to you with beers in hand, “Want one?” Putting your phone away to receive the beer, you feel his hand slips to your waist.

“Chiaki!”

“Shhhhh..” He smirks, “Let’s make a toast.”

His hot breath is making your mind blank before you’d mumble something, Chiaki’s lips nibble your ears when he whispers another congratulations, his hand slowly travels downwards but Minato pulls you both back in the living room before things get out of hands.

“Stop sexual harassing her!” Shusei pouts when both men have their hands on your shoulders.

“She’s my partner!” Minato sticks his tongue out but Chiaki pulls you towards him and suggests you to team up with him instead. The two popular editors keep pulling you from left to right, like two boys fighting over their favorite toy. “Stop already!” Akiyoshi growls and everyone stay quiet but Minato suddenly kisses your cheek, making you yelp in shock!

“Minato!” Akiyoshi yells again but Chiaki swiftly turns you to him and seals your lips.

“Hmmmm!!!!!”

You’d expect it to be quick since everyone’s watching but it’s exactly why Chiaki isn’t letting go. Cupping your cheeks, he forces his tongue in and explores all he can until Shusei pushes him away when Minato hurries and has a taste too. “Wait, Min…!!!!! Hmmm!!!”

Both men are so forceful, all you’d taste is alcohol. Your head begin to spin while you vaguely hear more jealousy complains then you feel another kiss on your neck to see Chiaki has found his lips on your flesh again. Then Shusei joins the party too by sucking the other side of your neck and from the corner of your eyes, you see Akiyoshi’s eyes darken in silence.

By the time you’re aware of what’s really happening, the three men are stripped and showing their erected cocks on display while they are all busy groping and feeling up your body. Without thinking, your hands grab the nearest dicks and stroke them with dexterity, causing your hot teammates to groan in pleasure.

It makes you feel sexy and powerful.

You couldn’t help but wonder if you’d retain this feeling when they all stuff their fullness in you. One of them, most probably Minato bends you over while standing and thrusts impatiently. The sensation of having such a massive dick inside you cause you to moan loudly and increase the pace with the two cocks in your hands. The man from behind smacks your firm butt hard enough to make you yelp.

“I’ll make you cry and beg for more.”

Yup, that’s definitely Minato.

You know in the back of your mind that Akiyoshi is watching but you don’t have the guts to look, not when you’re being fucked by Minato with two more shafts in hands.

No, you don’t want to know what he looks like right now and you don’t want him to see how much you’re enjoying this either.

After a couple of thrusts, they pick you up and move you to the couch. You’re brought down onto the lap of Chiaki while Shusei pours some beer as lube and prepares your anus for a large insertion, it doesn’t surprise you with Chiaki’s huge cock taking over your ass.

As much as you hate it, your eyes meet with the growler as your mind break down from the sheer pleasure you are newly experiencing. It no longer matters how exactly do you end up to this, any remaining doubts you have are all forgotten, the only words you’d manage to escape your lips are, “Oh my goddddd!!” “Yesss!!” “Ahhh ahhhh ahhh!!” “Fuckkkkkkk hmmmm!!!” and more screams of joy.

You reach your climax in no time, shuddering and writhing. Your ass still clench around Chiaki’s fulfilling cock, milking it till its last drop is extracted to the condom. The hot and satisfying feeling of getting an anal creampie is something you’ve never experienced before.

Arching your back in amazement as Chiaki gives your neck a few more bites before he lifts you up and leaves you with the anticipating Minato and Shusei while he disappears to clean up.

*SMACK*

Looking over your shoulder, you see Shusei leaning his body to align with yours, sliding his member into your widened hole. “______, I’ve fantasied this for so long.” The ladies man confesses while Minato takes your free hand to stroke him.

“Oh I plan to fuck you all night long.” He smirks, clearly saving the best for last. The sounds in the room are occupied by moaning, grunting, high-pitched screams with grunts and gasps from the men surrounding you.

Including Akiyoshi!

You stare at your boss, the man you admire so much who is now pumping his manhood as Shusei furiously pounds your behind. Putting his hands on your shoulder, Shusei pulls your back towards him then asks the boss to join. But before he’d answer, Minato jumps in and positions himself.

With two cocks slamming rapidly in and out of your pussy and ass, you cry with both pleasure and pain, begging for them to fuck harder. The stimulation coming from both angles brings another orgasm rushing inside you. Seeing stars and moaning like crazy, you’re barely aware of the pulsing cock that’s emptying its load on your abdomen.

Coming down from your latest and greatest orgasmic high, your face is slathered with precum. Kaoru’s dick is giving your cheek a wet shine, no rational thought is left to stop you from welcoming your colleague whose cheeks are blushed at such erotic site. You have no idea who or how you are dragged in front of the man who’s been filming the entire thing but your tongue automatically lick Kaoru’s balls and tastes his sweetness. However, the usual quiet and reserved man can’t take it any longer. He pushes you down to the carpet and lifts your legs high while his hands roam and grope your body. He is as gentle as any girl could hope for, his warm hands casually brushes your hair as he pulls in and out of you while the rest keep playing with their shafts with you being under him.

“You want more cock, don’t you?” Someone chuckles, his voice hoarse and heavy. Flush with embarrassment, you nod and moan undoubtedly.

You truly do.

You haven’t had enough yet.

You haven’t had all the cocks yet.

With a particular hard thrusts, Kaoru and you cum together. You’re becoming more of a mess than you already are, never wanting the constant pounding to stop. You are moved into different positions every time one of the guys pull out to save themselves for the big finish.

You’d no longer tell who’s behind as your ass’s filled with one, your pussy is stuffed with two, plus one more in your hand but Akiyoshi keeps his distance. He stands and watches intensely, his dick has soften and harden several times with load of cum dripping to the floor.

But he never steps in to join. Every second is filled with nothing but orgasmic bliss. You are drowning in pleasure, completely satisfied.

Only one thing is missing, one man.

The night ends with you on your knees, cum leaking out from used condoms lying around the floor and your mouth open wide. The group of horny editors jerk their dicks feverishly, eager to end this celebration with one last thick loads. One by one, all four men release whatever reserves of cum they have left onto your face while you moan in ecstasy and rub yourself to another orgasm with your eyes fixed on your boss.

The men are either wasted or exhausted, lying and sleeping at different corners while you quietly follow the tall and muscular figure to the bathroom. Opening the foggy glass door, you sheepishly ask if you’d join.

“I never would have thought you’d do something this wild.” The growler sounds amused.

“Neither.” You mutter, “I’ve never thought about it with all of you.”

You quickly turn to the shower head as you realize what a stupid thing to say but the warmth of Akiyoshi’s chest pressing against your back makes you shiver with anticipation.

“Oh?” His hot breath tickling your ear. “You fantasied us?”

You nod.

“Any favorite?” His hand drawing circles on your inner thigh.

“You… chief.” You whimper, “I insist them to have protections.”

That triggers the growler to groan deep in his throat with his manhood teasing your wet folds. “You’re such a tease.”

“Hmmmm…. You’re so mean, sir.”

Grinning mischieviously, he rubs your clit with his fingers while he brushes his cock against your entrance ever so lightly. “How should I punish you for testing me all night?”

“Sir, please….”

“Call me daddy when we are alone.” Akiyoshi’s tone changes.

“Daddy.” Your breathing become heavy, resting your head on his shoulder as he picks up his pace. “Please…. please …. Daddy .. I want you.. inside, please…”

Your legs begin to shake after being fucked so many times a night, you’re at your limits.

“Who’s a dirty little slut?” His words surprise you, he doesn’t seem like the type with daddy kink and talks dirty but you’d say anything at this point.

“I… I am… I’m your dirty little slut.” Thank god you’re alone right now or else you’d died from embarrassment.

“What does my dirty little slut want?”

“Your cock, daddy! Please fuck me!”

You give in much faster than he expects but given what a long night it’s been, he couldn’t wait any longer either. Akiyoshi takes a step back and turns you around to face him, “I’ll give it to you good, little girl. You’ll never want any other cocks but mine.”

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[eternlmisery]

it’s always bad when they have to split up 

what 

loser mona? 

did she had time for an outfit change? 

ME 

her braids are on point tho 

uhm start walking away 

now 

start walking away 

she is the killer right? 

LESBIANS 

100% lesbians 

YOU STOLE THE FUCKING GAME FROM ME 

will she be like that? 

yeah cause she is still nuts 

oh my god 

do it 

i mean charlotte is crazy 

loser mona 

hey loser mona is the best stop it 

kill her though 

she is annoying 

man these posts make me look nuts 

Yeah open the window thingy good work 

me af 

is she gonna blow the town up? 

it’s a good scene 

islucas gonna help somehow 

nopee

shit 

she is excited 

oh caleb

Hannaauilhjehg

is mona dead 

no of course not 

she is mona 

she is crazy 

she is da best 

shut up mona honey 

oh you have the puzzle great 

she thought she was hanna 

Well ali made her that way 

the queen sullivan 

bring her back 

it’s very helpful if ya have an entire cabin 

it looks like a baby skull 

the eyes 

what 

a.d is doing some gourmet shit 

they don’t have a lot of time until they get arrested 

the cellar or the grave of 

yep 

that fake grave 

how the fuck did they get there 

get ready to be arrested 

just leave it here and act like it’s charles 

Aria makes sense 

now spencer aggrees 

i hear voices why 

is it the ep or just my head

hide the 

don’t leave the thing 

i don’t spencer italian or whatever this is 

cops? 

machine? 

OH MY GOD 

BUDGETTTTT 

Are they gonna 

FUCKKKKKKK 

OH SHIT 

OH SHIT 

how the fuck are they gonna get out of this 

i don’t think they can 

have fun in jail pals 

well she’ll arrest them too 

and you’ll be the best in hail 

it won’t 

honey it won’t 

IF YOU JUST WENT TO THE COPS THE FIRST NIGHT 

and mona will act like loser mona 

oh my god mary 

is she gonna be against them? 

or take the blame? 

OH MY GOD 

IS SHE 

She is so chill 

MOM GOALS 

I’M TEARING UP 

how the FUCK did she know it 

mary baby i feel so bad 

i mean she did but 

yeah 

yep 

stop it ali your mom was a bitch 

it’s obvious that Tanner knows the girls did it 

it will be like yeah mary will be convicted 

FUCK SHE LET THEM GO 

THAT WAS THE GAME 

THE FUCKING GAME 

A.D HAD PLANNED EVERYTHING 

I APPLAUD YOU 

nope nothing 

#pll spoilers

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11/7/19 2:35 am - Halloweeeeeen

I got off work on Halloween and stayed up until 11 for the supreme store drop. Actually I think I fucking risked it and slept for an hour because I actually got off work at a reasonable hour for once. Regardless, I was up on time for once and FINALLY fucking copped the matching hat for my tiger jacket. I’m so goddamn happy. I haven’t even worn it out in public because I think it’s too much but it’s beautiful. People keep randomly calling me Tyler the Tiger and I kiinnnnnda think it’s hot lol.

Anyway, I went out to coffee with maria, found out some more of her backstory. She’s from canada and is latina and moved here from florida and is also a recent divorcee not looking to get into a relationship right now. Lol perfect. We got some coffee at raleigh times and it was delicious. I got some bacon forgetting that she was vegan and it didn’t even fuck me over lol it turns out she’s not vegan she just makes dank vegan food. But we talked about family and old stories and shit and eventually sat outside for a while and when she had to leave for work I kissed her goodbye and she got all cute and nervous. :3 

So fucking great. Halloween’s off to a good start.

Slept for a bit, got my costume on, we went over to sidd’s for his birthday party/halloween party, and it was a 5/10 party for me, unfortunately. Like on one hand ALL of the nerdy friends I’d wanted to see in raleigh showed up. Saw brandon for the first time in months, chilled with alex, beefy was there, the people from roma’s party that I met, bro’d with skylar, smith, the cabin regulars, even Wills came up from georgia! It was great. But on the other hand NOBODY brought any liquor except for me. So while I was pouring tequila sunrises for anyone and everyone at the party, everyone else kinda let me down lol. We finished off the handle and then sidd asked me to go for a beer run. So me and wills went out into the drizzly shitty weather, walked a few blocks, grabbed a few overpriced cases, and by the time we came back half of everyone was fucking gone, and the rest just wanted to smoke weed for the rest of the night. I was like what the fuckkkkkkk.

To be honest I was kinda salty. I love those guys, but I knew this is exactly how it’d play out. Even though sidd told me there was his sister’s friends coming and that they’d bring alcohol. I knew it. I saltily felt like I should’ve just gone to chapel hill to party at vita’s. Maybe I should’ve. Whatever.

Plus I had jill salty at me too. I was wishy washy about the party leading up to this but felt compelled to be there since that was the only reason I was in town. And she wanted to go out with me on halloween, but didn’t want anything to do with my nerd friends. So I was just like fucking whatever then. 

Luckily when it boiled down to just a smoke party I got spencer to drive me out to jill’s, we hit Ruby for the night and I ran into a whole bunch of my bar buddies there. They got to see me in my sexy link outfit, I got to socialize a lot more, got to see sam and taylor and matt and terri and pharoah and jonas so I love all those guys, and I Love seeing everyone’s costumes on halloween. so the night was kinda salvaged. Not that it was terrible. It just was bad for a halloween party LOL. Me and jill went home to watch a spooky movie and fuck but I passed out before it even started and we hooked up in the morning lol. 

6.9/10 Halloween. Could’ve been better, could’ve been way worse. Pretty sweet.

[itsonlywhispers]

describe you're first time

Well, I’ll set the whole night out for you. They’ll deffo be typos in this. My gf (at the time)’s best friend was moving far away so she was having a leaving party. And me and my gf were staying obviously. And I did bring another friend but he ended up bailing for another party that he actually knew people at. Thankfully now haha. Well the night went on and everyone was getting sooo drunk. And this was the first night in fucking forever me and my gf were both off our periods and at a gaff. So we’d been joking about and flirting all night (as you do with a gf) and at one point she was proving she could undo my bra with two fingers (which she done in half a second) and I obviously tried it two (might have taken me like a second longer but done it) and then we went to the toilet to pee and I don’t remember if we actually did pee so maybe we didn’t go to pee. But still we went. And obviously locked the door, and by this point we’d been making out all night anyway and we’re v drunk and v horny, and I had her against the door making out and she slid her hand down my boxers (I wear boxers 90% of the time cause they comfy af and they have cool patterns and bands so shh) and that was hot enough tbh but then Jacqueline (the best friend) was stood outside the bathroom knocking like “ffs guys come out and do shotssss. You can go back later” so we laughed and left. Done some shots and then Jacqueline felt like she was gunna be sick so me and the gf took her up to her bedroom so she could be sick in her bathroom. So we sat with her and then I spewed. And then me and jac cleaned up. Downed some more alcohol and she went to go downstairs and said ‘let’s go guys’ and my gf said ‘we’ll be down in a sec’ and shut the door and locked it (love love love bedrooms with locks) and them me and the gf were in the floor and I could tell her intentions from the look in her eye. So we automatically started making out, laying in the floor, me on top of her. And started taking each other’s clothes off and stufffff, so that all happened and it was honestly perfect. Like folk talk about how awkward their first time is but ours wasn’t. And then we go down stairs and jacks big sister starts moaning my name like really loud over and over and then they explained that they could hear the everything for the whole like two and a half ours we were away. But I mean I was pretty impressed with myself getting her to moan my name like that hahaha, plus it was hot as fuckkkkkkk. And then Kerry (jacks big sister) kept laughing at me and I asked what and she goes ‘I can’t take you seriously with that on your neck’ and I swear to god I didn’t even realise she was giving me a hickey but fuck. It was there for two weeks and and no amount of make up would cover it. Was wellllll worth it though x

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 28.07.17 lb

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svetlana - queen of on-the-fly plan making. on how to dispose of a dead body even. my flawless queen. 😍😍😍

“godddd, mujhe is duniya ki sabse irritating sautan mili hai.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

god jhanvi’s actually the worst. she’s got zeroooooooooo chill. 🙄🙄🙄

what’s with the raaaandom white tie around her waist? it’s ruining the otherwise hot outfit. 😣😣😣

svetlana’s A+ handling of incident. she should go into PR! 🙃🙃🙃

oh boy. the press has gotten photos. this is notttttttt goood. 😬😬😬

ugh gauriiiiiiiiii, i don’t like these dheelam dhaaale kapde of yours. 😑😑😑

like shrenu’s so tiny to start with. uske upar, swathing her in waaaaaaay too much kapda like this is just so ugh. 😫😫😫

ooh nice comforter. someone leak where it’s from. 😙😙😙

why are they playing this happy happy sanskaari music, usually used for establishing shots of family scenes? 😐😐😐

musiccccc just changed into EXTRA DRAMATIC AND SCARY. 😯😯😯

girl chill. it’s not like you were reading his diary. 😕😕😕

even om is like girl calm down, it’s your room too. 

poor gauri. she still doesn’t know his original om waala personality and is walking on eggshells all the time around him, scared of what he’ll accuse of her next. 😔😔😔

is this the first time he’s recited poetry in front of her???? look at her starstruck expression! girllll, you don’t even know the level of how dreamy this boy can get. just you wait. you’re not gonna know what hit you when he starts putting the moves on ya! 😊😊😊

no but really, have they changed the team of who was writing om during DBO and gone back to the original? coz this is pure classic Original Omkara™ and i can’t stop crying because of how perfect he is. my boyyyyy. he’s baaaaaack. i had lost all hopeeee, and now he’s back!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok again... CANONICALLY, om was 4 when rudra was born. are you telling me a 5 year old om made that picture??? ffs, come on; we all know he’s closer to shivaay’s age. just make that canon already. make him like 6 months - a year younger or whatever, but come on. 😒😒😒

om opening up to gauri this way, god, i’m crying. when have we seen him express himself like this, even to his brothers? he hasn’t. ughhhh, i’m soooooo happppyyyyyyy. *weeping* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the way they’re looking at eachhhhhhhhhh otherrrrrr. 💘💘💘

“hunar ki aisi ki taisi! hum hunar ko ek jhaaanp mein deewaar pe sataa denge!” 

actually me. my solution to every problem is “can i beat it up and make it comply?” 😗😗😗

om’s affectionate smile at her! she’s just so endearing! 😍😍😍

GAURI KUMARI SSARMA TO THE RESCUE. 😇😇😇

imma need the writers to make @ilovefusion ‘s idea canon and use That Scene from titanic as inspiration. #tharkisUnite 

bhavya’s out for some casual friday night grave robbing. 😊😊😊

first of all, why do all the names have “late” in front of them? yes, they’re ALL “late”, and that’s why they’ve been buried???? “late” is a prerequisite for burial. 😐😐😐

secondly, that’s not how you spell JOHN. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

she’s actually doing this. she’s actually desecrating a grave. 😶😶😶

um, why the the locket out there in the mud? didn’t john’s family spring for a damn coffin before burying him????????? they just put him directly in the ground? 😟😟😟

YO WTH AT LEAST COVER THE DAMN GRAVE BACK UP? WHAT THE FUCK KINDA RUDEASS DISRESPECT TO THE DEAD.... JOHN’S FULLY GONNA COME BACK TO HAUNT YO ASS, ACP ANDA. 😒😒😒

snort, these two woke up on the wrong side of their beds today. 😆😆😆

awwwwwww, hiiiiiii babyyyyyy. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

eeeee, bringing back the “awwwwwww”! 😊😊😊

a nakuul smile - not a shivaay smile. 😄😄😄

ooooh yeah baby, tie him upppppppp. #tharkiAF 😏😏😏😏😏😏

lolllll rudra ko bas maukaaaa chahiye ragini ka band bajaane ka. 😆😆😆

too cute!!!!!! 😚😚😚

oufffo shivaaaaaay, backkkkk on your BS. i thought kal ke baaad sudhar gaye honge. but hmph. of course not. 😒😒😒

devar squad is not happy. shivaay will have to pay for this. 😬😬😬

lmao ok wow, this has actually become a screaming match. the who tied his APRON waala issue. 😕😕😕

“tu sochta hi kab hai?????”

ooooooooooh. omki - 1, shivaay - 0. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

pft. we know you’ve forgiven her already dil se. bas tumhara stupid dimaaaag hasn’t gotten the memo yet. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy, this one still thinks that the omkara thing might be true, and is hiding it. 😶😶😶

why didn’t he get stealth dna test done, ala khushi kumaari gupta??? 🤔🤔🤔

omkara has haaaaaad it with shivaay’s shit today. he’s not holding back even a little. 😇😇😇

oh god please don’t show me flashbacks from the wedding from hell. it’s been over half a year and i still haven’t gotten over it. seeing anything from that episode feels like a punch to the gut. 😖😖😖🤢🤢🤢

hells yeahhhhhhhh devar squad. callllllll him outttttttt. MAKE HIM AWARE OF ALL HIS GARBAGE BEHAVIOUR. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmao, shivaay still trying to win - EK POINT AUR HAI MERE PAAS!!!!!! (said in the most insecure, stammering voice) 😆😆😆

OH HO RUDRA. KUCH NAHI REHTA IS LADKE KE PET MEIN. 😑😑😑

LMFAO, MOST PISS POOR DAMAGE CONTROL EVER. IDIOTS. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

too late though. shivaay’s suspicion has been raised. 🙈🙈🙈

god i love these two buff, bearded stupid cupids too much. 👼🏽👼🏽

girlfriends out on a chaiiiiiiiiiiiii date! 😊😊😊

svetlana’s sooooo not the tapri se chai peene waali type tho. the things we do for love! 😚😚😚

oh ho jhanvi, jo ho gaya, woh ho gaya. live your best life from now on! (WITH YOUR NEW HOT MURDER GIRLFRIEND.) 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

WAIT WHAT, THEY JUST LEFT HIM IN THE OPEN GRAVE? OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO, THAT MEANS HE’S NOT DEAD FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😫😫😫😫😫

oh wait. they did cover him up? HE’S DEAD FOR REAL? *gets hopes slightly up again* 😶😶😶

lmaooooo, ek toh phone gumaa deti ho, upar se svetlana se attitude. pft. get your shit together, jhanviiiii. 🙄🙄🙄

lol oh no, what are these two idiots cooking up now? 😟😟😟

again with this dinner plan. kitni baaar dinner karwaoge in dono se? kuch naya socho yaar. 🙄🙄🙄

“embarrassed, AUR WOH?” 

lololol shivaay knows his wife too well. 😆😆😆

snort. height jokes. bechaara. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh boy. pichli baar 15000 rs. ka phatka laga tha, door tod ke. is baar naa jaane shivaay kya kya tod dega aur kitne ka bill aayega. 😬😬😬

just calllll the damn phone. 😒😒😒

thank god. jhanviiiiii has the same brainwave. 

ok fwd fwd fwdddddd till they get the phone. ⏩⏩⏩

random musing while fwding: i’m really digging the red hair on reyhna, man. it looks sooooooooo good on her. 😍😍😍

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. GODDAMNNNITTTTTT. UGH FUCKKKKKKK YOU TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DO THE RIGHT THING AND STAYYYY DEAD???? 😩😩😩😩😩

what if this was tej/svetlana’s plan? to make jhanvi think she killed him, and then gaslight her with the guilt into going insane and then putting her in the same asylum as buamaa. *sigh* i bet this is the plan. 😞😞😞

ugh, why this stupid plaid suit? kal ka sweater waala look waapas laooooooooooooo! 😣😣

oh it’s in the “STOREROOM” again huh???? 

still can’t get over how they tried to pass THIS hugeasssss hall, which is twice as big as my whole apt. put together, as a “storeroom”. 😒😒😒

OH DAMN. MY GIRL LOOKS HOT AFFFFFFFFFFFFF. *pushes shivaay aside and steals his girl from him* 😍😍😍

Awareness™ . haaaaaaaaaaye. 💘💘💘

YEAH BOY YOU CHECK HER OUTTTTTTTTT. SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING FIRE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ouff, again with the contrived trip fall. why couldn’t she fall towards him this time, and press up against him all deliciouslyyyyyy? 😏😏😏

HOW IS HE NOT KISSING HER???? LOOK AT HER. LOOOOOOOOOK AT HER?!!?!?!? 😯😯😯

ugh, why’re they using the exaaaact same flashback moments from the earlier scene. so boring. 😑😑😑

YAS HE’S LOOKING AT HER MOUTH AND INCHING CLOSER. YAS. KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok not to kill the moment or anything, but how do nakuul/surbhi shoot scenes like this? must be hellllllllll on their kamars no? is the show sponsored by moov? just looking at them is making my kamar hurt.  🤔🤔🤔

god. why are these two not banging?!?! the sexual tension is fucking killing ME. how are they even standing it????? 😩😩😩

... how quickly will this date degenerate into accusations and angst? 

i saaaaaaaaaay 10 minutes. tops. 😗😗😗 place your bets in replies. 

OUFF JHANVI. YOU’RE THE WORST LIAR EVER. 😣😣😣

yet another reason to get rid of bhavya: jhanvi cannot have an cop for a bahu now that she’s a (attempted?) murderer. come on. bring back sumo, who will give jhanvi A+ ideas on how to get out of this, based on her research. 😊😊😊

honestly, kya kismat hai jhanvi ki; two cops as kids-in-law. not the best position to be in as a murderer. 😬😬😬

WILL YOU PPL JUST LET JHANVI GO TO BED ALREADY???? SHE’S HAD A LONG HARD DAY OF MURDERIN’. 😥😥😥

oh shit. this is why you should have set up a google alert for the oberoi name, jhanvi. 😬😬😬

since when do any of the kids in this house bother talking to their parents??? like... rudra’s concern for tej is honestly looking bizarre. 😕😕😕

GODDAMNIT JHANVI PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 😒😒😒

wtffffffffffffff, after alllllll this, bhavya doesn’t even know what the fuck is in the locket?????? goddddddddd. 😤😤😤

OMFG THIS IDIOT ANDA, EVEN CHILDREN HIDE THEIR THINGS BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS OFFICIAL FUCKING EVIDENCE TO BE PRESENTED IN COURT, YOU SENTIENT BAG OF HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

why the fuck does her denim jacket say TOY STORY on the back? 😟😟😟

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO, CAN WE GO BACK TO SHIVIKA AND THEIR DATE PLEASE????????? 😒😒😒

who the fuckkkkk even is rudra to ask her these things? 😑😑😑

good. put him in his place, bhavya. honestly. such a weird entitlement rudra seems to have towards her for no good reason??????? 😕😕😕

anika, haath se khaana hai, theek hai, par please, insaano ki tarah khao! WHY WOULD YOU SERVE YOURSELF WITH YOUR HAND????? GROSS. COME ON GIRL. 😬😬😬😒😒😒

is ragini spying on them through some hidden camera or something??? 🤔🤔🤔

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Lose To Win Chapter 7: Stress Release (Soryu/Reader Smut)

Title: Lose To Win Chapter 7: Stress Release Fandom: Kiss By The Baddest Bidder & Her Love In The Force Rated: Drama, Thriller, Angst, Fluff, Smut, Mystery? MPD’s MC: Mika HIJIKATA KBTBB’s MC: Mia SAKATA Characters: Goto, Kaga, Ishigami, Soma, Ayumu, Namba, Eisuke, Soryu, Mamoru, Baba, Ota, Kirisawa Summary: Soryu’s POV: his reaction after hearing Mika says I love you to Kaga, what better way to get her out of the mobster’s mind by banging our reader’s character- @tsuki-tsundere  Sorry love, I know he’s not your top option, I swear you will (well your character) will have her fun with your choice of Voltage man, I will make that happen too ;) Background: Another 6 months later, she was back at the Tres Spades Hotel under Eisuke’s request. (Order)

Notes: Focusing on plot and details in this series, second smut so far and man, Soryu’s smut is the best kind, ENJOY

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Chapter 1: The Reunion Chapter 2: RSVP Chapter 3: Recharge Chapter 4: Welcome Back Chapter 5: Decision Of A Lifetime Chapter 6: Our Story

Chapter 7: Stress Release

Soryu’s POV

Arriving at an exclusive rooftop party in Seasons Hotel, I’m surround by dozens of fancy and beautiful guests, laughing and mingling. Glancing down at the empty glass in my hand and wondering why can’t I get Mika out of my head. Drinks, I need more drinks. I head over to the bar for a stronger drink but a young woman bumps into me on the way.

“Sorry.” We both murmur.

She has a dazzling smile and she smells like Mika. “Need a refill?” I don’t know why I ask but I’ve done things I don’t normally do ever since Mika’s been in my life. Chatting to a random woman doesn’t seem that strange. Maybe it’s the drinks or maybe she’s easy to talk to or maybe I just crave for a listener, whatever it is, we end up talking for hours.

“It’s getting late.” My eyes set on my watch, great. I stop thinking about Mika for three hours, that’s a first. The woman next to me puts her drinks down, she leans in and brushes my fingers lightly. I look up into each other’s eyes, she kisses me, fully and deeply with our eyes close, feeling her skin presses to mine and the bitter sweet taste of alcohol swirling around my tongue. After a moment, I pull away. “Sorry, I.. I don’t usually…”

She smiles with her fingers caressing my hand gently, “But it feels nice.” It does. It feels nice.

We end up at her suite in the Seasons Hotel. No matter, it’s just room with a bed, unnecessary furniture and paintings that nobody looks at. I couldn’t care less. All I want right now is to pin the alluring woman to the window and fuck her raw.

I push her inside eagerly, against the large window and slam my lips to hers, grabbing her ass and lift her up. She wraps her legs around my waist quickly, my clothed cock presses against her black lace dress. She jerks her hips, desperate for more friction. I grip her wrists and pin her to the window before kissing her neck, pulling down the zipper on the back of her dress. I quickly strip her and pull it off completely, she doesn’t even have a bra on. She leans against the window for support and flashes another alluring smile. I get on my knees, admiring the view as I tear her panties off and suck her inner thigh. Fuck, she smells good. She reminds me of Mika, I close my eyes and move up until my lips eventually taste her juice.

She gasps as I spread her folds and insert two fingers before sucking her clit. She squirms and bucks her hip with one hand slipping into my hair. “Oh yes!!!! Oh god, you’re good!! Ahhh!!” She moans, pushing my head closer. “More, ahhh….yes… that’s the spot.”

My mind suddenly draw back to the time when Eisuke eats Mika out, I suddenly stop and get up to undress myself.  The woman moans again at my naked form, she gently rubs herself as she watches me. “No touching.” I order and push her up against the window again, rubbing my dick right up against her dripping pussy. “God, you’re such a tease, Soryu.”

“Is there something you want?” I can’t help the grin that curls on my lips. “Say it.”

She licks my cheek flirtatiously then turns around with her breasts presses against the cool window, she looks behind her shoulder and the words come from her mouth becomes a curse. “Fuck me hard, daddy. As hard as possible, punish me daddy. Fill me up, I want you so bad daddy.”

I have lost myself once and hearing her words unleash all the stress and desire I keep deep inside. I thrust in, hard and fast. She throws her head back and screams. My hands cup her soft breasts and squeeze them roughly before my hands grip to her wrists tightly, pulling her back and forth in a rapid pace. My eyes lock on her reflection, her beautiful heaving breast bouncing in rhythm and her face screw up in pleasure as she awaits me to bring her to orgasm. “Oh god!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Ahhhhh… Harder, daddy!!!! Fuck yes!!”

I fuck her harder, just as she asks. Looking at her erotic face and imaging how Mika would look if I fuck her in the same position. She seems to enjoy her private time with Kaga the other day, they’re doing it against the window too. Would I ever get to do it with her? And just then at the penthouse, he has her pinned and they look like they’re having a moment. Would they be kissing if I open the door few seconds late?

She also says that three annoying words, she loves him? She turns to look at me before saying it to Kaga, is it her way to humiliate me? Hasn’t she played me enough?

“Hmmm…ahhh.. I’m… I’m.. cumm….”

I stop again and pull out, turn the woman around and shove her against the window with her back against the glass this time. I put her leg over my shoulder and slam back in, pulsing, ramming into her rough and fast. She screams particularly loud at an angle.

Why?! Why does Mika look at me first? She loves him? Does she mean she still love him or she loved him? They’re engaged and there’s obviously chemistry between them.

“Fuck!!! Oh.. daddy, fuck yes, god, daddy harder p…… please.. Yes yes yes yessssss!!!“ 

Her tone changes as my hand rub furiously at her clit, her hips jerk uncontrollably. "Fuckkkkkkk!!!!”

She moans loudly and almost falls as I pull out. I rest my head against her neck and listen to her compliment. “That was fucking incredible, da–ddy.” I can feel the smile on her face and look up for a quick kiss. “That’s the best sex of my life!!!”

Well, good for her. I still haven’t come yet. She stumbles towards the bed and I try to call her. “Chi…” Damnit, what’s her name again.

“Chiyo, just call me Chiyo.” She smiles and climbs on the bed.

“Well, Chiyo. I hope you are ready for more cuz I am not done with you yet.”

The woman gets on all four, turns to look at me and smirks, “Come punish me, daddy.”

And I’ll give it to her, fucks her over and over till I’m too tired to move. There will be no mercy, I’ll fuck her till Mika Hijikata is out of my head.

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