#literally no one is straight

[kaleidoskuls]

Dustin: are any of you straight ?

Robin:

Nancy:

Jonathan:

Argyle:

Steve:

Eddie:

Lucas:

El:

Max:

Will:

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *grabs Mike's hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*

OR

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *walks in* hey, everyone

Mike: *lowers hand slowly*

#literally no one is straight #thank you for coming to my ted talk #will byers #eddie munsen #steve harrington #robin buckley #dustin henderson #max mayfield #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #steddie #stonathan #ronance #elmax #byler #eleven #byler better be canon #mike wheeler is not straight #it's so obvious #i feel bad because i didn't add lucas here #but i didn't because he's straight ? in my opinion ? #edit: nah lol lucas is bi as fuck #jargle #stranger things #remi's greatest hits

[allkinds-oftrash]

Hangman: The first girl *looks at Phoenix* I ever slept with came out while I was inside her.

Coyote: Babe, I hate to be the one that has to explain this. That's actually how sex works -

Phoenix: That's not what he's talking about, bro

Hangman: She came out as a lesbian

Coyote: *While* you were inside her?

Phoenix: Yeah, you know, it's kinda like you don't really know until you've tried it...And then once I tried it with Bagman here, I really knew *she nudges Hangman playfully*

[I was talking to Rad @rad-topgunn about this dynamic and honestly this is the vibe Hannix gives off to me lmao - they hooked up once when they were in the Academy and she came out while he was inside her lmao]

#top gun maverick #Top gun #Hannix #Platonic Hannix #Sincado #Macheresin #natasha phoenix trace #javy coyote machado #jake hangman seresin #I love that the quote from Set It Up fit! #Top Gun Incorrect Quotes #Yes Jake and Javy are boyfriends in this #Literally no one is straight

[octoagentmiles]

Do you have any lgbtqia headcanons for the crew?

Also just wanted to say you're cool 😎

- Casey 😼

I've talked about LGBTQ headcanons before so instead of making the same post again, here's a silly TikTok-style edit I made a while ago when I was bored lol:

<3

misc hcs:

Barnacles is only out to the majority of the crew as Bi, but Tweak also knows he's Grayrose. He enjoys any pronouns but if you ask him about them he'll say "he/him" because he's awkward about it.

Kwazii is gender-nonconforming but is strictly he/him and dislikes being referred to with feminine language ("she", "mama", "ms.", etc) and gets dysphoric when it happens (but words like "pretty" and "beautiful" would be fine, if from one of his friends).

Shellington doesn't label his gender identity. He uses he/him but I also feel like he'd enjoy neos if he learned about them.

Ryla made Dashi realize she was Bi, and Shellington made her realize they were Aceflux.

Peso uses any/mirror pronouns with his patients.

first person to technically come out on the ship was Kwazii—but on complete accident. he had no idea it was such a "big deal" (bc pirates are chill) and he just casually mentioned it one day, followed by everyone else going "oh!! good for you!!! me too! <3" and him being confused lol

#octonauts #ask #lgbtqia headcanons #literally no one is straight #no Octonaut is all three: cis‚ het‚ allo #it's a job requirement /j #and i am very cool ur right 😎

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

#homestuck #eridan ampora #karkat vantas #death //////// // / #just straight up one of the funniest moments from the comic #erikar #tagging that because this conversation fascinates me #karkat is LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF YELLING AT ERIDAN FOR WAND MURDER #and SCARED FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE because of gamzee #and he CALMS DOWN because he's talking to fucking eridan and fucking eridan is a fucking idiot #moirails you guys theyre so moirails for each other

[kiddokori]

they gave link a fuckjng hoverboard

#venting my frustration at no confirmation of loftwings #sorry for being a joyless traditionalist but i think modern technology in fantasy is lame as hell #nintendo direct #totk #loz #loz link #loz fanart #like ok technology can be very cool and fun #but they literally just gave him an atv #give me like. beetle cars. give me fantasy influenced tech #dont just slap glowey green on a straight up car #my hatred is partially fueld by a distinct lack of loftwings #ever since they gave us that shot of link running and jumping off one of those floating islands like he does in sksw #ive been hoping for loftwings i didnt even consider it before but now it is a meed #NEED #kiddokori

[bookshopbentley]

i have the angel and demon on my shoulders except it’s aziraphale and crowley and instead of one telling me to do something good and the other telling me to do something bad theyre both telling me to do something gay

#this is so fucking stupid #sorry guys i fear they may be the reason some christians say being gay is a sin 😔😔 #bc they make me go through extraordinary lengths to make sure no one perceives me as cis and straight #teehee !! #when i say i am literally them this is what i mean #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable bureaucracy #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[darkwood-sleddog]

Sorry y’all the entire Clever Hans wiki article should be basic required reading at this point.

The “Clever Hans” effect, also understood as animals performing tasks because their handler/owner subtly and often unknowingly cues them that they’ll get a positive response is well documented. Hell, it’s been observed in drug sniffing dogs where the dogs will give false positives based on the dog’s observance of the handler’s body language. Scientifically that’s very interesting.

Dogs using buttons are not “speaking” they are using what they know will get them a desired response. Dogs do speak, to us and each other, in their own form of communication (body language mostly). We as humans are adept at being able to learn to read this just as dogs can read OUR body language (body language we often don’t know we are communicating btw). That’s neat as heck.

#dogblr #dog buttons #it’s just straight up anthropomorphism sometimes with button folks #and irritating that they are calling them ‘experiments’ and ‘studies’ #when it’s one or two people with their individual dogs #like literally just clever Hans but dogs #like even koko the gorilla falls under this contex. #why can’t we just let animals communicate naturally? the human being is more than capable of learning that

[anxioussailorsoldier]

Tolkien: "...You are familiar with Thorin's style on important occasions, so I will not give you any more of it, thought he went on a good deal longer than this"

#literally his words #the hobbit #bilbo #thorin #bagginshield #lotr #ok but bilbo then immediately drops thorin's full name crossly in response #THORIN SON OF THRAIN SON OF THROR OAKENSHIELD IF YOU'RE SAYING IT'S MY JOB TO GO INTO THE SECRET PASSAGE FIRST THEN JUST SAY THAT #it's perfect #I rewatched all the movies and now i'm rereading the book and I love all the differences #this one in particular stood out like a sore thumb #thorin is actually a chatty cathy #there's pages on pages of just him monologuing at the start #gandalf tries to interrupt and thorin just straight up talks louder over the top of him #“getting him to shut up is the trick” #this is one of my original fandoms - I'll always love them #fun fact about me I have 22 different copies of the hobbit #love me a hobbit

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan? #Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :) #Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now: #Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky) #Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

[candyje11yfish]

my uty shrine that is mainly starlo (i am going absolutely insane)

#undertale yellow #starlo #i have been at this for Hours. #i watched 3 movies while working on it lol #and my printer literally ran out of ink #tysm to bestie for drawing 2 of the stars for my bday :3 #this is my desk in my room. so i get to see it every day. #its magnetic so its stuck with magnets and blu tack #and yeah i did stick on marbles. #and also yes those are crocheted stars. #im more of a corn yaoi er but i like staroba too ig #SHE WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN READY TO FIRE ME A HOT ONE #IT WENT BANG BANG BANG STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEART #uty #starlo uty #uty north star #uty starlo #?? #btw funny story abt that star on a toothpick in the bottom left corner #his face is half burned off bc he was on my birthday cake. next to the candle. yeah.

[revvethasmythh]

can I just say, I'm still deeply haunted by the fact that the vanguard at the malleus key laid out around their perimeter symbols of worship that were trophies from the fallen. they were put there as "a warning, and a sign of pride." can i just bring that up again because that was so, so haunting

#they took their symbols of worship and set them out as a warning #that is so unbelievably chilling #i took that one straight in the gut #cr spoilers #critical role #bells hells #like. that was a fucking graveyard. a mass grave figuratively if not explicitly literally #and they took fucking PRIDE in it

[the-witchhunter]

I love this fandom but damn do so many of y’all not know how Constantine’s soul contract works

His soul is a turf war waiting to happen

The three big bads of hell all called dibs and have to square up if he ever dies. It’s literally something only one can get, and they get it when he dies, and he didn’t even sell it to everyone that called dibs

It’s not even a magic thing, demon lords are just stubborn and prideful, that’s literally the only reason it works because they won’t compromise and letting him die and duking it out is the scorched earth option

Literally

#dp x dc #dpxdc #it’s not even a magic thing #they just are staking a claim #he straight up pissed one off enough to get in on calling dibs #literally nobody is buying his soul after that #they aren’t stupid enough to get involved in that #it’s like a land war except a soul

[hiccbae]

Hiccup and Astrid from the ‘Dreamworks All-Star Kart Racing’ game.

#i DID pick these photos intentionally #you can already tell who’s winning… #and astrid is NOT happy #smug mf im going feral for him #driving with one hand too UGHH #LIKEEE #it’s literally straight out of a modern au if you ask me #cocky bf and competitive gf LETS GO #hiccstrid #httyd #dreamworks #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson

[katebeckets]

CASTLE 2x17 "Tick, Tick, Tick..."

#em.castle #castleedit #castle #crimeshowsource #kate beckett #kevin ryan #userannalise #userlolo #useremsi #usersmash #usersole #tuserleah #my gifs #my edit #favcs #literally one of my favorite scenes the delivery is just SO GOOD #i was smiling straight through this

[liquidstar]

this is not a comprehensive list

#in order from left to right (with explanations): #k on #(self explanatory. definition of moe.) #a place further than the universe #(theyre at least a little insane for going all the way to antarctica for funsies) #bocchi the rock #(good mix of insane and sweet. most of the insane parts come from bocchi herself) #nichijou #(literally so much happened all the time) #and asobi asobase #(they did do arson) #i haven't seen azumanga daioh or yuru camp and i never finished lucky star #but based on what i know abt the first two id put it... azumanga between bocchi and nichijou. and yuru camp with or after k on #and from what i remember abt lucky star its also just after k on #a bit quirkier but nothing ever really happens in it. as far as i watched. which is why i stopped watching LOL #but thats all assumptions and second hand knowledge so i figured i shouldnt actually include them unless i was SURE #i also thought abt putting asteroid in love in here too but that one is a bit more niche so i left it out #i also excluded any idol shows bc that feels like a different category. and would make this too long #sorry zombieland saga and love live.... #i also excluded straight up yuri. this is more abt Hanging Out than romance. but some is allowed as long as its not the focal point #like kita in btr. shes very yuri but the show isnt about that #you could probably also put is the order a rabbit on here but idr much from that. i think i watched like 3 episodes umm 100 years ago #i also thought abt putting the highschool girls segments from daily lives of highschool boys here. but they arent in most of the show #tho theyd probably go between nichijou and asobi asobase. or maybe on par w nichijou #that one girl did almost kill the other two with a rock as im sure youve all seen

[lesbaurinkos]

i dont think people on this website who think of riverdale as, like, Straight Media understand that a) the magic and genius of it comes from the mind of one of our society's foremost homosexuals roberto aguirre-sacasa himself and b) i once tried to make a list of all the gay characters in rvd with speaking roles and gave up once i hit like 40 bc that was the point in the 50s timeline archie's homophobic uncle who was calling him gay for writing poetry (there was also the fact archie and reggie were having mutual onscreen bisexual awakenings about each other after watching gay porn together but thats like, less gay than the writing poetry thing) anyway archies homophobic uncle started fucking gay kevin's cop dad. luckily the two of them were killed by betty's gay serial killer brother-in-law chic (not to be confused with her gay serial killer BROTHER charles, who chic married in a beautiful gay serial killer wedding in the normal timeline) (do you even understand core four polycule was quite literally canon at the end of the day? do you know that?) (do you know that cheryl blossom is not just the best lesbian but the best CHARACTER who has ever existed in the history of all media and you could not in fact ever handle her? c) they dont even know about archies weird fantasy. so whats the point

#by the end of the shows run it was literally on a mission to make a new character gay each week idk like it was crazy..... u know nothing #riverdale is Not straight people media it is literally the world's number one example of camp..... u people know nothing..... #how fake camp enjoyers look when REAL camp comes at them idk!! this is a site of FAKERS #if u cant enjoy the cults and gangs and the aliens and the endless timelines and timeloops and evil d&d where's your FUN. your ADVENTURE. #go watch Actually Entertaining Television for once in your life...... go watch some riverdale and get back to me. get some WHIMSY i mean it #there is quite licherally no experience more fun. it's cinema. it's television. it's a blast. it literally has cheryl blossom. #at the end of the day as always to be a riverdale enjoyer is to be a modern day cassandra... they do not listen to our words... but we know #we know the truth of this world. and the truth is camp.