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half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk · 3 months

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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch no. 3 yalls !!

2am edition lets gooo

Clone Wars 7x03

Wrecker hurling droids at droids

Anakin's soft "how is he Rex" 😭😭

Ew help why does Wat Tambor walk with his hands like 🙏

Rex unplugging Echo with his lil hesitation hands

"old buddy" I'm gonna scream 😭

Wrecker casually tossing Hunter around like a ragdoll lmaoooo

Hunter like a starfish in the vent 💀 (anyone else ever climb walls in hallways as a kid hjskskfj)

Tech piggybacking Echo TECH PIGGYBACKING ECHO

Hold up did Wrecker throw them both up together oml

YES Wrecker blast that hellhole to SHREDS

I have a lot of problems with Wat Tambor I gotta go watch rots for a sec 👀

Rex helping Echo walk 🥲

Lolll insert that post where it says about how Echo wakes up from however long in the fridge and immediately comes up with the most batshit insane plan to escape with zero clue if it'll actually work and literally says "I *hope* there's a ship we can steal" 💀

And everyone always talks about how Fives is the unhinged one

"Just keep walking Tech" "that's fine but if you fall, don't take me with you" okay so I actually hate that now 👀

Dad Hunter againnnn

Wrecker being afraid of heights + literally jumping off to catch Crosshair with zero hesitation 😭💕

"I do have a brilliant idea" ~ Tech (plot twist the tally on the wall in their barracks is for how many times he says this on missions)

Everyone covering their ears while Tech is like 🙂

"We jump" Hunter Rex Echo Anakin: 😳😳😳😳

NO BECAUSE I HAD TO REWIND THIS LIKE 5 TIMES 😂😂😂 but right before Tech jumps on the keeradak reptile guy he shouts "seeya later" and salutes the droids with his blaster lmaoooo

tHeY fLy NoW

"Never better sir" ~ Echo my love you couldn't walk 5 mins ago 😂😂

Anakin 🤝 Obi-Wan saying "not good" when under attack

Forced teamwork makes the dreamwork

Anakin uses hand signals and Wrecker understands BRO YOU DID IT 🥳 (side note shoutout to @meridiansdominoes arc signals in Dominoes 💕 a must read for clone fans!!)

HUNTER WITH TWO KNIVES

Tech rolling droid poppers between Wreckers feet hehehe

Crosshair's salute omg

YEA GETTEM ECHO

Crosshair grabbing onto Echo 🥺🥺🥺

"Still showing off huh general" "you know me Echo" okay what if I cried

Rex's instant regret asking how to get on the walker lmaooo BONUS Wrecker grabbing him by his wrists 😂😂

oof Anakin's mid air force push 👌

"Just like old times" ~ no but this line haunted me bc I thought they were gonna make Echo a seppie spy fr 👀

It's nearly 3am now where I live lmao but star wars is more important than sleep

So if I wake up tomorrow and all of this is rubbish I'll know why hehe oops

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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year

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Subtle Hints

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, danivalentine, 2forwoyne, laflare1017, brysontiller, and 2,974,003 others

y/ninsta: my baby's birthday month is almost hereeeeeee and I cannot waiiiiit!!

and in other news: I have the cutest husband, wouldn't you agree?

jackharlow come here so I can kiss your face

jackharlow: stink, stoppppppp 🙈🙈🙈🙈

jackharlow: I'm on my way though 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

dualipa: he's okay, I guess

jackharlow: dualipa I'm not even going there with you today smh

dualipa: jackharlow because you know you'll lose

jackharlow: dualipa can't lose when my wife is sitting on my face. try again.

danivalentine: oh lord, how are you going to top last year?

y/ninsta: danivalentine I already started planning, I'll let you know

urbanwyatt: uh? did you forget it's someone else's birthday month too?

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I didn't forget. This post isn't for you tho. get in line.

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta oh oh okay so I'm not helping you plan a got damn thing. do it yourself.

y/ninsta: URBY, DO NOT START. I'M PLANNING YOURS TOO!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta you started it and I was only finishing it

saweetie: y/ninsta it's the fact that you already have a closet full of gifts for him in my house

jackharlow: saweetie oh?

saweetie: jackharlow no. I'm not telling you which house or what they are so don't even try it

jackharlow: saweetie one tiny hint?

y/ninsta: JACKMAN!

jackharlow: 👀

2forwoyne: how is y/ninsta about to top the kentucky chain? that's all I wanna know

y/ninsta: 2forwoyne we just have to wait and see. nothing is off limits for my baby 🥰

druski2funny: y/ninsta that's funny because he was just calling me his life partner not too long ago

y/ninsta: druski2funny don't start. been his life partner since 14 and made it official at 19. He isn't going anywhere.

druski2funny: y/ninsta I'll see you in court. consider this now a custody battle. y/ninsta: druski2funny court won't be necessary, this pussy got him in a chokehold. but if we're going that way, prepare to pay for all my legal fees.

lilnasx: druski2funny jackharlow wouldn't want to live with you anyway and he damn sure is not choosing you over y/ninsta. I'm trying to save you from a lifetime of pain even if you get on my nerves

druski2funny: lilnasx he'll fold

jackharlow: druski2funny only person I'm folding for goes by the name of Y/N Harlow. Next. y/ninsta: DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!

dualipa: jackharlow you meant Y/N Lipa, but same concept.

jackharlow: dualipa I do not want to hear a got damn word out of you for the entire month of march

dualipa: jackharlow lemme get a date with the wife and I'll think about it

jackharlow: dualipa won't have to think about nothing because my foot will be up your ass for being outta pocket smh

jackharlow: I already got the best early birthday gift that I could ask for from my baby 🥰

y/ninsta: jackharlow stop before I cry

danivalentine: damn, bitch you always somewhere crying lol

y/ninsta: danivalentine shut up! lmaoooo

jackharlowsource: jackharlow what is it?

jackharlow: we'll reveal what it is soon

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y/ninsta: OKAY GLASSES!

my baby did that. so proud of you smush😭😌

allthingsy/n: yes we're proud of him too but WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE WANT TO SEE YOU! WE MISS YOU!

y/ninsta: allthingsy/n yall just saw me at the grammy's! lol

jackharlowsource: y/ninsta that was so long ago tho. it seems like you and jack make small appearances to let us know yall are alive and then you go back into hiding

y/ninsta: jackharlowsource all we will be revealed soon as to why 🤭🤭

urbandjack24: WHAT? ARE WE GETTING THE JOINT ALBUM MAYBE?

danivalentine: didn't think you would last on the flight so long

y/ninsta: danivalentine I was fighting it lol, had to lay in Jack's lap for the majority of it which he was very happy about

jackharlow: y/ninsta not you calling me out smh I just like for my wife to be close to me

jackharlowsource: wait, what? she's been on long flights plenty of times 👀

y/ninsta: not a joint album, but something else

jackharlow: y/ninsta thank you for coming with me even though I wanted for you to stay with danivalentine 🙄

danivalentine: jackharlow you know when her mind is made up that there's no changing it

allthingsy/n: what are yall hiding? y/n goes everywhere jack goes anyway when she isn't working on anything

jackharlow: danivalentine after ten years, I'm still not used to it. I just knew it was about to be an emergency landing

jackharlowsource: AN EMERGENCY LANDING FOR WHAT?!

urbanwyatt: and I made sure to sit far away, but close enough just in case

urbandjack24: what in the world are yall talking about?

y/ninsta: jackharlow we need to go back when I'm feeling a little better and not carrying so much

allthingsy/n: ARE YOU SICK?! WHAT'S WRONG?!

y/ninsta: allthingsy/n I promise I'm fine, nothing to worry about and nothing that I can't handle

saweetie: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

2forwoyne: y/ninsta you're still cooking this sunday, right?

y/ninsta: 2forwoyne for my baby daddy, yes.

yungskylark: y/ninsta you always cook for him though!

y/ninsta: uh? because he's my husband the last time I checked? lmaoooo

quiiso: y/ninsta has been starving us for 2 weeks

y/ninsta: quiiso I made you something 2 days ago

quiiso: y/ninsta oh. I forgot about that

theestallion: proud of you jack! now y/ninsta yellow or green?

y/ninsta: theestallion definitely yellow!

jackharlowsource: what are these colors for? 👀

y/ninsta: theestallion or do purple for jack

normani: y/ninsta we can do a few different things but I know you two will love it

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y/ninsta: WELL DUH 😭😭

okay yall see me? I'm alive. I'm okay. I'm healthy and I'm about to go have sex with my husband soooo byeeeee

jackharlow: BABY! 😭😭😭😭

danivalentine: hmm you've been doing a lot of that lately and it's why your ass can barely walk now

y/ninsta: danivalentine idk what you mean sis, I was doing the cupid shuffle earlier as I came in the room

saweetie: BITCHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭

theestallion: I swear I can't stand your dumbass lol

urbanwyatt: and the video isn't lying. both of yall are. 🙄

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt and imma say it till the day I die that's my muthafuckin husband

jackharlow: y/ninsta 😊😊😊😊😊

2forwoyne: can we talk about how jackharlow was convinced that y/ninsta liked another boy at our school and not him

urbanwyatt: he literally needed a book entitled being in love for dummies. we spelled it out for him and his ass still didn't get it

jackharlow: AHT AHT! my birthday month is about to start and I need for yall to not act outta pocket

yungskylark: following her like a lost puppy

danivalentine: yungskylark he still does

nemoachida: SIMP!

urbanwyatt: still remember that day in cherokee park when I asked her what her type was. she describe Jack to a MOTHERFUCKING T and his ass was still looking around confused

quiiso: that was hilarious lmao

jackharlow: SHE SAID SHE WAS WAITING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER

2forwoyne: jackharlow DOES HE HAVE CURLY HAIR, BLUE EYES, AND FRECKLES LIKE YOUR DUMBASS DOES?

jackharlow: BABYYYY! THEY'RE PICKING ON ME!

y/ninsta: gotta admit that was hilarious lmao

jackharlow: y/ninsta you not helping mamas 😒

y/ninsta: jackharlow I'll help when I sit on your dick

urbanwyatt: here they asses go smh

jackharlow: y/ninsta say less

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jackharlow: so proud to call you my wife 💖

y/ninsta: jackharlow now you know I'm sensitive and I cry all the damn time

jackharlow: y/ninsta just calling it like I see it. thank you for marrying me.

y/ninsta: jackharlow and I would do it a trillion more times, you're it for me pookie 💖

jackharlow: five years in

y/ninsta: and a lifetime to go

theestallion: ooh you look cute, where yall at?

y/ninsta: theestallion this was months ago when we were in Florida, I'm still at home in Kentucky

allthingsy/n: we need new music! I know you got a studio in the house!

y/ninsta: allthingsy/n soon. have some things planned, but for now I'm loving that I can get to spend time with my big baby

claybornharlow: little baby has now entered the chat

jackharlow: here his ass goes 🙄

y/ninsta: claybornharlow hi my little baby, we're going to have to give you a new nickname soon

jackharlowsource: wait, WHAT? DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?

y/ninsta: jackharlowsource he's just old enough to drink now lol been calling him that since I first met him and he's now taller than me. what did you think I meant? lol

jackharlowsource: y/ninsta that baby Harlow was making their debut!

y/ninsta: jackharlowsource I told jackharlow I need ten years, besides, pop a plan b before I let him trap a bitch!

jackharlow: y/ninsta BABY! STOP. WE TALKED ABOUT THAT.

y/ninsta: oops, yeah he wasn't too happy with my verse on FNF, but another story for another day

saweetie: face card never declining!

y/ninsta: saweetie I miss you so much. please come visit and bring snacks.

jackharlow: healthy snacks only smh do not sneak her cheese fries like urbanwyatt did the other day

urbanwyatt: jackharlow look my best friend was hungry so I did what I had to do y/ninsta: love you urby, jack doesn't let us have any fun jackharlow: y/ninsta we have been having plenty of fun with my head between your legs so cut it out saweetie: ew lmaooooo

jackharlowsource: wait a minute.... I'm just going to say it.... I think first lady is pregnant

urbandjack24: OKAY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME 😭😭😭

allthingsy/n: her and jack are hiding, she's only posting old pics of herself or things from the chest up, being on long flights and laying in Jack's lap which I assume she was nauseous, jack saying he already got the best gift he could ever ask for from her, jack getting on her about only eating healthy snacks, giving clay a new nickname, megan and normani making her choose between different colors which I assume for a party of some sort? gender reveal maybe? OH SHIT BABY HARLOW IS COMING YALL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! FUCKING FINALLY!!! MY FAVORITE COUPLE ARE BECOMING PARENTS!!!

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stomp-that-ho-regard · 1 year

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"since she’s not adventuring anymore, it makes sense that she’d lose some muscle mass’." WHEEZE this got me losin my mind like lmaoooo WHAT... BRO MUSCLE MASS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. that and. yall will make any excuse to justify skinnifying of buff women. if cr can make jokes abt how buff yasha is and often abt how buff jester is too then why the fuck is fjord of 12 strength built like a bodybuilder and yasha of 18 strength built like mcu black widow??? make it make sense. fucking idiots. cr brainrot is a special kind of disease i swear.

LOL I know right?

That extremely hilarious comment was actually a reply on a post. Here it is (along with another stupid reply)...

And also, why does Jester have 20 strength and yet consistently has stick arms? She ain’t using magic to help her pick shit up, she’s using her muscles. Where the fuck are they? She always helped Yasha lift heavy things that no one else in the party could. Matt literally described her as ‘ripped’ in ep84. Why does the official art never reflect that?

Don’t forget, the cast has total control over these character portraits. They work with the artist to get exactly what they want. They approved this. (Deep down, this cast seems to be allergic to women who are truly muscular, and unconventionally shaped and sized.)

Here’s the post in question (from user s/tickandthorn). I guess I can kinda see what they’re saying but, in regards to Yasha, it’s really just a bunch of smooth-brained nonsense.

“people are associating pure size and combat ability with her” Well, of course we are. She’s a FUCKING BARBARIAN.

And then brings up martial arts. Yasha is not a martial artist. You know who is though? Beau! And we KNOW Beau is strong as fuck. Her size, her musculature; it works for her class. It makes sense.

Yasha is a FUCKING BARBARIAN and no longer looks like one.

“they are almost always naturally large to begin with” Guess who that describes? Yasha! Because she’s a FUCKING BARBARIAN.

“when you take any average person [...] they will not look like that unless their body was already naturally built to look like that.” But Yasha IS naturally built like that because she’s a FUCKING BARBARIAN.

“it’s fair to want her to be huge. i like that! i imagine her that way myself!” Here’s the thing: no one should have to imagine her that way. She is just THAT WAY. Why? Because she’s a FUCKING BARBARIAN.

I know I keep repeating myself, but clearly, it bears repeating, because apparently people in this fandom don’t understand what Barbarians are. They’re all built the same way. They are naturally muscular, naturally large. It’s inherent in the class. They do not have to WORK at it. That’s just how they’re built. They don’t suddenly lose their largeness.

That would be like looking at a Giant and claiming “well, they haven’t been adventuring for while, so it makes sense that they would lose some height.” lol

I will keep screaming that she’s a FUCKING BARBARIAN from the god damn rooftops as a rebuke of that completely braindead post that somehow got 82 fucking notes.

#op #ask #f*cking barbarian!#lol #i laughed so much answering this

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bettercallslur · 3 years

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just gonna put this here.

but i’ve been watching TWD recently (i’m almost fully caught up, about half way through season 10) and like... i have been casually partaking in some of the fandom related stuff. perusing tags and vibing. but im confused as to how ANY one could still ship Daryl/Carol? are we watching the same show?

bc, in my eyes, their friendship hit its stride in and around the prison arc right. but ever since then it’s been an actual nightmarishly toxic situation? they enable one another’s emotional outbursts and poor decision making. and i never liked the way their partnership started... like carol, this survivor of domestic abuse, approaching daryl and just allowing him to scream at her like she was some kind of verbal punching bag. just offering herself up to be the target of his misplaced anger never sat right with me. but now, daryl is the more level headed one. and thats fucking SAYING something. they just bring out the worst in each other and the only way i can see them ‘ending up together’ is if its in the after life bc they fucking got each other killed.

#twd #the walking dead #rant #daryl dixon #carol peletier #carol/daryl #caryl hate #lmaoooo i have no where else to post this so yall get it #just ignore me #i feel like im swinging a bat at a hornets nest

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finnwrld · 3 years

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full official writing hiatus

i haven’t really done one of these, i usually just like... stop posting but i thought i would do an official one and give you guys an explanation

if you guys haven’t noticed, i really haven’t posted much ff in the last couple of months like,,, at all.

and honestly it just because i have run out of steam, ya know?

i don’t really get excited ab writing like i used to, and whenever i do write something it doesn’t ever seem like enough.

i used to get so excited whenever i came up with some random cool story, but now the spark is just completely gone. i think i just have lost a lot of the motivation i used to have and i just have this strange need to write something that is creative and heart breaking and something people will like gush over. and with the lack of motivation i’ve had recently it’s almost impossible to reach that objective. and then i feel shitty and bad about myself because i can’t do it.

i guess i just have this incessant need to be creating something that is world changing that i can’t settle with writing some dumb self indulgent thing.

if you have been paying really close attention to my writing patterns you might’ve noticed i basically uploaded one fic since october

thats because october fucking sucked and i havent recovered lmaoooo 😃

idk how else to put it oops

anyways yeah im just probably not gonna be writing for a while

ill still be on this account bc i have an addiction to tumblr but i just prob won’t be writing

this is also a hiatus, not a full quit. i’m too noncommittal for that.

ill probably write again, but i might just find my mental health improves without it and just not post a fic again

we will see

love yall. life is hard but you really just have to take it one step at a time and see where it takes you <3

#update #important #tehe talks

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imaginethathaikyuu · 3 years

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How did I find your blog? I was looking for soft Kuroo content on google. And your soft birthday hc’s for him came up. And that’s also how I found tumblr

What was the first story of yours that I read? That Kuroo piece ^

Roughly, how long have I been following this blog? Well I found that piece shortly after it was posted so…. Around the beginning of December 2019 I think. Got a tumblr a few months later and you were the first person I followed (had you in my bookmarks bar before that! (still have you in my bookmarks bar and when I share my screen in classes there are occasionally questions. I ignore them))

What’s something I’ve noticed about you personality wise? You’re really clever and funny. But you’re also sweet. But because you’re clever you have no hesitation in setting up and enforcing your boundaries, and I really admire that strength and confidence.

Have we ever interacted, either by PM, ask, or in the comments? What was my perception of you? YES!!! PM, SOOOOO many asks, comments, and you sent me an ask. And reblogged it. And I cried. A lot. My perception: you’re lovely and I want to h*ld your h*nd ….please.

What’s my favorite story of yours? Oh how to choose. Firstly, I’m a nb, biracial, bisexual. Honey, I’ve never made a choice in my life. But let’s try here. Anything you’ve written for Tsukki. Literally all of it is gold. Fight me. I was going to write “especially [piece title]” but I LITERALLY CANNOT CHOOSE ONE. Your Bokuto nightmare piece. Your Kuroo angsty fight. Your Tendou dealing with S/O with parents who yell piece. Your Kinktobers. Your Futakuchi and Mattsun pieces. And your Terushima pieces. Ugh. I CANNOT CHOOSE. OH AND YOUR STREAMER KENMA!!!!!! OKay just… all of it. I can’t choose. I tried, and I failed, and I’m willing to admit failure.

What’s a story I’d love to see you write? I don’t want to say this… because it hurts me… but I just KNOW you’d write brilliant angst. Some of my fav pieces of yours are pained beginnings with happy endings. That fight with Tsukki after a bad day at work. The pieces I mentioned above (nightmare pieces and fighting pieces and angsty home life ha.. ha.ha.ha.). That Oikawa one where the reader wakes up in bed without him and thinks he left. You write these gorgeous atmospheres and descriptive, visceral feelings, and if you chose to use it for evil…. You could get evil shit done. You’re SO powerful. So I want to read it… but also…. I don’t. I’d love to see you write ABO like you mentioned a while back or just see you explore a cutesy soulmate AU or something. I think you’d be really good at writing an AU where you hear what the other person’s listening too. I feel like you’d be so good at making me feel something for someone who was in another city. (think this would be cute with Tsukki cos he’s headphones boy, OR terushima because I like the dynamic of someone flirty, who clearly cares about looks, falling for someone he can’t see) ANYWAY….

Favorite pairing you write for?/fav reader insert? Tsukishima x reader. It’s my fav self-ship. (but also Mattsun, Bokuto, Oikawa, Tanaka, and Akaashi because you write them SO WELL!!!!)

Have any of your stories helped me through a hard time? Of course. Your self-harm piece came at a time I needed it. Iwaizumi’s in particular saved my life. But also your Tendou dealing with S/O parents who fight… came right when I needed it. Also starting college… was hard.. And reading and rereading your fluff really pulled me through it.

Have any of your stories hit closer to home? YES (see above).

Do I genuinely like your blog, it’s aesthetic or posts? It’s overall feel? It’s content? Yes. The aesthetic is, ngl, a wee bit basic. But I kinda love that. And the feel? It feels like home. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Your blog is my safe space. So, yes, I love. It’s content? YES. OF COURSE. Your personality probably could have kept me here even if your content was kinda shit, but I follow you RELIGIOUSLY because of your content. So yes. I adore.

Is English my first language? Kinda??? I grew up in a trilingual household so I kinda learned three languages at the same time while growing up. But no, I don’t need to translate it in my head. Because English was one of the three.

Anything I want to share? Yes. Please keep being kind to yourself, caring for your mental health, enforcing your boundaries, loving Akaashi, and just generally being you. You’re so lovely as you are, and I hope you continue grow, but never change. Also I’m sorry about all your work stuff…. It literally makes me feel sick. And I hope you find a job where that’s not tolerated, or that your work finds a better way of protecting it’s employees. I know you know this, but none of it is your fault. I just hope things improve. AND I love you… a lot. And I’m so proud of you hitting 9K and you deserve so many more followers because your pieces are just... GORGEOUS. I can’t wait until I’m at Barnes and Noble in a few years and I can pick up a hardback copy of your debut novel. I’m so excited to say “I knew Em Akaashi (which is your legal name as far as I’m concerned) before she was so popular among the masses.”

so ive been trying to figure out the correct and worthy way to reply to this ask since the moment i got it......because its so fucking sweet and kind and amazing and pure and perfect and i just dont know how to use WORDS to explain the way it makes me feel so.......i will just reply in bullet points in regards to every question u answered to make it a lil easier :D

- the fact that u found my blog on google ....... like this may be odd and a very specific thing but before i made this blog i always hoped that 1 day my fanfic would pop up in google searches bc thats ALWAYS how i found fics when i was reading them religiously and i felt so much ENVY!!!!! LIKE I WANTED TO BE THERE I WANTED MY FICS TO B POPULAR ENOUGH TO POP UP ON GOOGLE.....that may sound very selfish but its true......so thats just very cool to me... :]

- u’ve been here for so long omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺 if anyone in ur classes ever asks jus promo my blog like its nbd

- thats so sweet what 🥺🥺🥺 i try my best to advocate for myself and be confident for myself.....ive spent far too much of my time being silently uncomfortable because i was afraid of pushing someone’s buttons seeming rude.....but NO MORE!!!! i know what upsets me, i know my triggers, i know what i dislike experiencing, and im never gonna let myself be anxious or uncomfortable for someone else’s sake, esp if theyre being rude 2 me. i would say its less strength and confidence and moreso me attempting to take control of my anxiety in the places i can (aka on the Internet) bc i am SICK OF ANXIETY ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- BBY no dont CRY!!!! im racking my brain trying to think of who u are i wanna know so bad so i can thank u personally for being the kindest person in the world n so i can send u more asks >:(........MY HAND IS URS TO HOLD!!!!! dont tell akaashi tho

- OMG my TSUKKI pieces.....hes so hard to write why ;-; thank u so much im so glad u enjoy my works<3333

- NOT ANGST NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! pained beginnings to happy endings are my specialty.....IMAGINE me writing a sad ending like i CANT!!!!!!!!! ive only done it a few times and it is so Difficult.....YALL ARE SO LUCKY IM NOT EVIL!!!!!! ive had this idea for an angsty akaashi fic that i think about and write in my head every night before falling asleep and it Hurts and i wanna write it but i also can’t make myself :D ABO would be very fun but i genuinely do not know how to explore the concept while making it feel like it’s Written By Me.....u know what i mean? same with soulmate aus, i really dislike writing them because theyre just boring to me like they all feel the same everything’s been done for them.....which is FINE!!! but i write enough cliche stuff as it is HAHA, a long distance type soulmate au could be fun and interesting but ldr’s trigger me bc of a past relationship so </3 but hey maybe someone else could use the idea!!!!!

- gotta love tsukishima <3

- im rlly glad my writing could be there for you friend, one of the biggest reasons i write fanfic (and write the kind of fics i write) is bc i know firsthand how much reading sweet stories abt ur comfort characters can help u through the shittiest times - i just wanna offer ppl some support and happy feelings and love cuz sometimes fanfic is the only time we can find those things (and theres nothing shameful abt that either if anyone bullies u for reading fanfic i will fight them)

- I KNOW MY LAYOUT IS LAZY AND BASIC AS FUCK AND THAT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT LMAOOOO so im glad u think its ok...... like i dont have the patience to create a fancy ass layout that actually works are u KIDDING ME??????? I COULD LITERALLY NEVER plus i kinda like that its just the basic kinda ugly boring default layout like it makes it simple and easy and i feel like it brings focus to the only thing on this blog that i care about which is my writing, i rlly only care about the content here and not aesthetics jdbljdabsdk that blue background will be there til i Die......i adore u more btw

- WHOA trilingual what the hell ur so cool tell me more

- you have my word, friend, that i will continue to do all of that so long as you do the same. take care of yourself, be kind to yourself - i know u can do it, ur so kind to others and u deserve to be kind to urself, too so this is the part that genuinely brought me to tears because *sappy dumb shit ahead* ok look ever since i can remember the one and only thing ive wanted to do with my life is become an author ...... dreams of book covers with my name written on them and words in pages written by me and fanart of my characters and going into my local bookstore n seeing my book there....these thoughts all haunt my fucking brain because i want it SO BAD!!!!!!!! so bad that it makes me CRY!!!!!!!! ive never wanted something more and just!!!!!!!!!!!! idk how much u meant that part but holy fuck!!!!!! i hope so bad that one day i can send u a free copy of my book as a thank u for being the person u are. u have all my love friend, every last bit of it <333333333

#ily<3 #long post

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winnipegpatty · 3 years

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it’s late but tiana got me in my feels. and this site fucking sucks sometimes, but jesus it’s brought me some of the best people in my life. and a lot of people are sad and struggling and lonely right now, and you know what? love is fucking free, so i wanted to give some of it out. (this is not exclusive, if i love you and i miss you i am SORRY, like i said its late and im tired but im just really in my feels).

We shall start with @love-luz since she’s why we are all here. T, I love you so much. You are so crazy some days but I love following you from blog to blog to blog to blog to thousand fucking blogs. Change your url every day, and I’ll stay with you. You are so sweet and so supportive always. No one else is like you, and I love you so so so much.

@steveswhitewolf lu <3 god, i know we say this a lot lately. we are both in this really weird space where reaching out has been hard, but know i still love and treasure you so dearly. You are one of my closest friends i’ve ever made on this site. you support me through my writing, hyped me up when i needed it, and i just appreciate you so much.

@mathewtkachuk light of my literal fucking life, isbah i love you so much. so, so, so many days of the last six months would have fucking sucked if you just hadn’t made some stupid hockey posts, if i hadn’t sent an asking telling you to get that shit off my dash. i’m so thankful for you. you make my every day better. i love talking to you, i love our friendship. i want to give you like a million hugs and just hold onto you and never let go bc i love you too much :( god i just wanna say so much more, but like im not gonna be a weird freak about it.

@jamesvanriemsdyk jamessssss, thank you for being you. thank you for trusting all of us with yourself. i would probably die for you, thanks for making me feel stupid like 9 out of 10 days in the bhg. thanks for tell me and isbah when we’re being stupid as fuck about drama. you’re so much fun, and i love you lots! thanks for loving certain unemotional people with me lmaoooo.

@goalie-interference my first ever named anon, flower anon, god even when you were just an anon i was so enamored by you. the way you love me so well. the way you hype me up every damn day. and read literally anything and everything I throw at you. i’m so thankful for you. writing had been really hard the last month or so, but you’ve made it so much better and helped me so much with feeling like there’s a reason to keep writing.

@boqxist CICI I LOVE YOU. you are so sweet and i love that we can talk about literally anything. bullshit tumblr rules don’t apply to our conversations and im just thankful for that. I’m thankful that you don’t feel the need to present yourself a certain way just to appease tumblr police. i love you just the way you are, don’t change for anyone <3

@alexandrgeorgiev @roopehntz @nolanjames @tristanjarrie @eliaspettersson I know we don’t talk a TONNNNN, but when we do talk, I enjoy it and I love seeing yall on my dash. <3 And like, you’re in that like 2% of blogs/people i know by name and that just means something, ya know????

#rach shut up #friends

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bucksbisexual · 4 years

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okay it’s almost 8 am but i just finished watching ep4 and omggggg

first of all, my memory sucks and my brain is in low battery so i don’t remember that much from the episode lmaoooo

but pharm saying “i don’t have one [boyfriend] but i don’t want my boyfriend to be an actor” took me OUT

loving the whole team and manaow teasing pharm at any given time moments hsfsjf

i hope they give them more personality than the best friends who tease the mc for their crush on popular hot guy though

those two in the background during the pool scene where dean and win race each other were so funny sjfhkjsff dean being like “the towel is for me right? give it to me” and manaow having to stop team from interrupting the moment because it’s literally his sjskskfjsfk

and don’t even get me started on the whole feeding scene,,, team being like “i’m baby ((he is)) feed me” and win getting jelly and also noticing dean being jelly and just.. telling pharm to feed him too LMAO

he probably felt dean’s stare during that whole thing sjfhskf thankfully he’s a good boi and said “hey why don’t u feed this guy too” and that gave us that Really Mf Cute scene

dean holding pharm’s shaky hand :-((((((((( and dean only looking at pharm :-((((((((((( and just.. smiling at him :-(((((((((((((

if i could use the pout emoji this whole post would be just that because this episode was overall really cute

except the obligated pharm crying because of a flashback and maybe the del family story we got a snippet of......

that last flashback was so... sudden yall like. i had to pause the episode to take a breathe because i did Not expect the change of mood and just.. that scene again,,,,

i don’t have any problem rewatching it but damn give me a warning next time bro u gave me like less than 3 seconds to think of what would happen

either way,, one bad thing about this episode is the lack of winteam!!!! i want to know more about them!!!!! i wanna know why the hype around them!!!!!!!

hopefully soon *fingers crossed* hhh

okay i’m too tired to think of anything else rn

wait one more thing before i go to sleep until the next millenia, deanpharm is really cute and i like the wholesomeness of it and the understanding and the way their relationship is progressing so idk why i’ve seen ppl call it boring,,

at the moment i am enjoying this episode and i had a smile on my face watching this episode so......

yeah. anygays gotta go already i’m sleepy byeeeeeee

i’ll hopefully do one of these soon hjsfsjk

#until we meet again #uwma #uwma ep4

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bibibuckleyy · 4 years

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my thoughts on ‘The taking of Dispach 9-1-1′

this was SUCH a good episode from start to finish! *pulls out a slide show* Now i’ll show you breaking down every. single. scene-

jk lmao...unless?

spoilers below the cut!

lord. have. mercy.

these hoes are givin me major heist vibes

tiffany bby ur the driver but for me to acknowledge you as such you better be Letty Ortiz good hun

wow these thugs are a lot my organized than i first thought like i know they was carryin guns but i aint know they was packin this much like damn

Oceans 8 who?

so i wanna know where they just...got a cop car???

OH HELL NAH Y’ALL BEST NOT MESS WITH TERRY

I MEAN ANA MAY BE HIS SISTER

AND SHE MAY BE MAKIN MOVES ON EDDIE

BUT IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE TERRY FLORES SO YOU GET YOUR GUN AWAY FROM SUNSHINE BBY

it’s kinda funny rewatching this scene when you know what’s about to go down

like i’m cacklin like ‘oh shooooot dramaaaa’

but i’m also like ‘SOMEONE GRAB JOSH AND RUN’

“temporary maintenance, happens all the time” cool cool cool

i’m not freakin out you’re freakin out

josh and maddie are like friend goals i love their dynamic like yoooo

hi yes could you please get that gun away from terry’s head i would really appreciate it.

OMG SECURITY DUDE NOOOO

wow ur like the only line of defense in the dispatch center and they just kicked ur ass

is this where our tax dollars are goin??

fly high josh’s mug, fly high

that absolute look of fear on his face tho, still breaks my heart

josh russo defense squad post up homies

“i love you, howie” nope nope nope didn’t like it the second time either

when that gun went off

LET ME TELL YOU

i just,,,waited for the blood to start comin out of terry

thank god it wasn’t him

good scene lmaooo 9-1-1 writers i hate you all lmao lmao

“bees are the least of your troubles here, sweetheart” I HATE YOU DUDE

someone call mama grant please

“we’ve got dispatch” i do not like this ma’am i’d like to speak to the manager

“you’ll shoot us” man shut the hell up-

“no, we’ll shoot the person next you you” this dude is insane

lookin like mr.clean’s evil cousin LMAOOOOO

“you only do something like this so you can do something...worse”

um whAT-

“you’re being paranoid, she’s fine” CHIMNEY NO NO NO

i don’t think i’ve ever thrown this much popcorn at my tv in my life

as chimney said “don’t do it man” just picture a 5′5 lightskinned girl tripping over her blanket while yelling “DO IT CHIM, DO IT!” and you’ll have me

“sorry, we are experiencing a high call volume” BITCH MORE LIKE A HIGH CRIME VOLUME SOMEBODY GET MAMA GRANT DAMNIT-

*screams* BUUUUUUUUCK

HI BBY

ooh nice shirt, i guess pink isn’t the only color that suits ya

he looks good in all the colors

whole damn snaaaaack

not to be an idiot on main but seriously, who watches the watchmen?

“i miss like an earthquake or something?” lmao chim is a whole vibe

“wait....why are you calling 9-1-1, is everything ok?” paired with that cute adorable concerned face he made is making me cry ok we don’t deserve buck T-T

“she’s at the call center, what could happen?” AT LOT ACTUALLY

OH THANK YOU JESUS IT’S ATHENA FUCKIN FINALLY

*cries* mama grant you won’t believe the day i’ve had

“he’s my husband” LMAOOOOO WHAT

whoa tiffany we’ve already had our fair share of mail bombs here that bet’ not be what i think it is

THE PACKAGE IS VIBRATING AND BLINKING TAKE COVER-

ohhhhhhhhhh

it’s just takin out the security systems lmao

“technical difficulties” BITCH MORE LIKE CRIMINAL DIFFICULTIES

“i bet this woman really thinks you’re...worthwhile.” JOSH BBY DON’T LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS EVERYONE LOVES YOU

ahaha thanks i did not need those flashbacks it hurt enough the first time

“a woman called about an omelet, i dispatched an officer”

“to the restaurant?”

“not exactly”

???

“i tried calling josh, but no answer” aww josh and buck are friendssssss :)

JOSH HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY THE FIREFAM PASS IT ON

JOSH YOU GENIUS

YOU SMART SMART CINNAMON ROLL

MAMA GRANT IT’S TIME TO MAKE SOME MOVES

“nO NO CHIMNEY DON’T HANG UP!” i shouldn’t have laughed so hard

oh great he’s hastily grabbing his jacket. he’s about to do something rash and irresponsible

....someone call eddie.

that’s some good heist music right there

the bad guys look stressed....good.

“you’re here so i can keep an eye on you and make sure you don’t do anything foolish” BUT YOU LEFT BUCK

OK BUCK I LOVE YOU BBY

BUT YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF TURNIN INTO SPECIAL AGENT 007 REAL FAST WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE MAN

HE’S THE ‘EVERYONE BEFORE ME’ MEMBER OF THE FIREFAM

mama grant i ain’t questionin your authority or nun but like???

WHY WOULD YOU NOT KEEP AN EYE ON BUCK TOO?

HE’S THE MOST LIKELY CANDIDATE TO DO SOMETHIN STUPID

thats some reckless drivin there buckaroo

buck who were you tryna fool tho

athena only knows one golden retriever dude in this city who drives a grey and black jeep

“ok now, don’t be mad” LMAOOOOOOOO

HANDS DOWN ONE OF MY FAVE SCENES

HE KNEW HIS MOM WAS PISSED TOO LMAOOOO

athena’s look is sending meeeeee 😂😂

omg my god😭😂

“hey buck”

“...hey chim”

athena has some dumbass kids yo

the best part is, she knows it

the way mr. clean broke his neck when dude said ‘police cruiser’ LMAOOOO

“and if it’s not normal?”

“we’ll find out”

*blasts boss bitch*

i love the way buck is kinda concerned for his mom tho

and athena’s just like ‘it’s no sweat sweetie i do this every day’

“shoot her”

BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO

YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH

I’LL TELL YOU THAT

“shoot her, now”

try her bitch, see what happens to yo ass.

the 118

the call center

the entire fandom

we will collectively end you

“we got a report of a code 77″

THANK GOD THAT GOT ATHENA OUT OF THERE

what is a code 77 you say?

“ambush, proceed with caution”

well it sure nuff aint indecent exposure

*boss bitch keeps playing cause that was super smart for her to give out a code 77*

“maddie is smart, she can take care of herself until help gets there”

HELL YEA SHE CAN

SHE KICKED DOUG’S ASS SHE’LL KICK YOURS TOO

“they’re not gonna wanna leave behind a room full of witnesses”

i’m-i’m fine, i swear-

“killing people, your solution to every problem”

excuse me? do i hear morals??

they’re really fighting each other

they some grade a stupid right there

there’s no way they are pullin this off

terry

terry what are you doing

TERRY

RUN TERRY RUN GO GO GO

OH SHIT

JOSHHHHHHHH

i thought they were gonna shoot terry

BUT JOSH CAME THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH

wowwwwww dispatch is a lot more badass than i thought

these dudes are hard core

OH JOSH NO BBY

THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT

aii square tf up mr. clean we don’t hit josh here and you gon have to pay for that one

the way everyone is just quietly sobbing tho

it saddens me

“I need another thirty minutes”

i’m really enjoying watching this dude’s plan crumble around him

swat posted up aii i see yall

“we’ll try to get eyes in a damn windowless room”

well when you put it that way it sounds like this is hopeless

“i’m sorry i thought you were crazy”

“i’m sorry i wasn’t”

wow i don’t think i was supposed to laugh at that

and chim bein concerned for maddie is literally one if the best things ever y’all.

completely unrelated note, anybody else see bad boys for life?

“yeah i’m ok, my ears are just ringing a little” with the TEARS and the SNIFFLES and him SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN JOSH IS TOO PURE FOR THIS

“why do you think we asked for so many RA units?” BITCH I KNOW YOU FUCKIN LYIN

for those of y’all that ain’t kno, RA units are rescue ambulance units

way to reassure people, lady

it’s like she said ‘everyone might be lightly shot by the time this is all over’

“so you are worried. it makes sense, cause all your friends keep dissappearing are they even in the same building?” WITH THAT LOOK OF STRAIGHT SPITE DAMN MADDIE BUCKLEY, DAMNNN

we stan the BAMF BUCKLEYS

“oh my god, LINDA??” lo key thought this was real for a second

“latex! is there latex in your gloves?” greg come on man you planned a heist you can’t be this stupid

SURPRISE! LINDA IS ALLERGIC TO BEES

ENJOY YOUR EPINEPHRINE ASSHOLE

OH WOW

WOW DISPATCH

Y’ALL JUST-

WOW

EVERYONES GOT GUNS AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDDD

GIVE IT UP FOR DISPATCH

you know it’s really funny, cause tiffany ain’t nowhere to be found

“next one goes in your head” OOOOOOOOOOOH SHE’S A BOSS ASS BITCH BROOO YESSSSSSS

(i know, two different songs, but ya gotta admit, it applies)

“you don’t get to die”

i just-

hands down, most powerful line in the whole episode.

it’s an odd form of vengeance, saving the man that attacked you multiple times from the release of death

that’s what it would’ve been tho

a release

he would’ve died, and he wouldn’t of had to pay for any of his actions

but instead, josh saved his sorry ass

so he gets to pay for this in the land of the living

the best revenge, actually

and, josh saved a life

he’s worthwhile

“i’m not goin back” well i knew mr. clean was gonna die from the beginning sooooooo

“we’ve got dispatch” and it’s finally over

i’m kinda bummed that we didn’t get to see SEAL!buck or the rest of the firefam but we got BAMF!dispatch and that was enough lmao

kudos to those off duty dispatches as well, like y’all just walked past the dead body and moved on from the whole hostage situation to do your already stressful job

CHIM’S FACE WHEN HE SEES MADDIE I AM SOBBING

THEY SAID MADNEY RIGHTS Y’ALL😭😭😭

this hug is everythinggggg

lo key buck watching from afar breaks my heart ahaha

“she already has everything she needs”

....this is tea for another day, but...

buck, you do know people need you as much as you need them, right?

....right?

still not over that hug tho

ayeeee wassup bobby!

how was the camping trip i was extremely against?

oooooh i love the crime recaps!

i may or may not have been like buck in the bank episode when he said ‘i’m some confused, can you start over’

...ahem....

“wait....you didn’t round her up too?”

ok listen....

while i don’t condone stealing and and the extreme amount of violence they used,

i do condone outsmarting men that think less of you because you are a woman

you are a boss tiffany, and i’m actually kind of sad you got caught

“tiffany was the real mastermind” can i just.....

*BLASTS BOSS BITCH FROM THE ROOFTOPS CAUSE WOMEN OWNED THIS EPISODE! THEY WERE SO DAMN BADASS*

thanks 9-1-1 writers for that, btw.

gotta admit, as much as they rip out our hearts and stomp on em, they know what they are doin

jake you shady shady bitch

ngl tho both plans were solid

maybe if it was done completely by women it would’ve worked :)

“looks like your trip’s been delayed...by about 5 to 15 years” athena you got the best lines yo

jake f’ed up the other plan too lmaoo

like i said, if it was all women, they would’ve pulled this off

and they end it with madney

gosh i loved this episode

So! These were my thoughts on 3x14! Let me know what you think, and hit up my ask box if you want me to post my thoughts on another episode! Later taters!

Oh yeah, if you liked this you can find my thoughts on ‘Pinned’ here!

#911 fox #911 on fox #911 season 3 #911 spoliers #madney #maddie buckley #evan buckley #chimney han #athena grant #my thoughts #kat lmaooo

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youareeinlove · 6 years

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Ok Im gonna try to remember as mUCH as I can! (Also I cut my sister out because I didn`t know if she would want me to post her in it or not) Im also gonna put every little detail I can so I can look back on this and crY

So Taylornation contacted me Tuesday with the whole confidential message so of course I fliPPED out cried and gave them my information RIGHT away. They contacted me like a few hours not even (the same day) that Taylor liked @stumbleonhometomycats s post on the sideblog we share where she also queued like hUNDREDS of my tour post on there too ajshguhgijrweg. Like rIGHT after I got the dm she texted this to me

so of course I pretended like I didnt know whAT she was talking about because I wanted her to be completely surprised when I told her at the concert and she was and I got her reaction on video ajhguyhijfs which I will show you later in this post.

So on Wednesday I was looking out for a call from Taylor nation and I took and nap so I put my phone ringer all the way up next to my head so it could wake me up ajhugyhijwcd and it did but I was so out of it and trying to get to my mo that I MISSED the call! So I was just panicking and was like was it even them and I tried calling back three times the third time I left a message and told them my name which was good because like 5 minutes after they called back! So I answered and she said this is Taylornation and to keep everything confidential so I asked if I could tell my mom and she was like yeah of course! So like anyone does I was outside so I ran in the house to my mom and put the phone on speaker. They explained everything and they KNEW I was going to the concert on Saturday! They told me I could bring someone so I was going with my sister so I gave her my information. Then all that was left was to wait for the confirmation dm! Me still not being able to process I was just like ya know theres always a possibility something happens and you dont get that dm! But I still kept in mind that it very much could happen so I wrote a letter to Taylor because I knew if I did meet Taylor I`d blank (which I did but we`ll get to that lmaojhyuijfs) I also put my friend Tati @hoeofmyheart s memes in and envelope and I also sent some of you guys on here an ask on anon saying “If you could say anything to Taylor in 2 sentences what would you say 💛” and put that in a seperate envelope. So there were 3 seperate envelopes tied together in a ribbon! I also put gold stickers, snake stickers and a necklase in one of them and sealed the first letter in the front with one of the snake stickers.

So on Friday my mom was planning our trip to New Jersey because we live in long island NY so it would be a longish trip. So her and my dad were planning on staying in the city while me and my sister went to MetLife so she was looking at trains and the only option was gonna get me there at 5:15! and taylornation told me to be there BETWEEN 4-5 and right around this time while I was PANICING Taylornation dmed me that me and my guest were confirmed! So I literally BEGGED my parents to drive us because by car it only takes about 2 hours to get there. She finally AGREED! So fast foward to SATURDAY we left at 1:30 and got there around 3. While I was walking to willcall (where I had to go to get the envelope) I SAW SOFA @lov-eswift so we hUGGED and talked and she got glitter in my hair ajhyijkwhd I also got to meet @whyisntketchupasmoothie whos so nICE I love bELLA!!! So after me and my sister walk to willcall. We got there early so they didnt have them yet. So I texted @stumbleonhometomycats and was like where ARE you??? And she sent me her location and Im a dumbass so I didnt know how to use that lmaooo then finally my sister showed me but by that time Megan was going to find Sofa. So I went to find them both and didnt sEE them so I called Megan and she was just like “Im right in front of you” lmaoooo so we hugged and she squeezed me sO tight shes so soft yall she LOVES me We talked and then I finally pulled out my phone to record and was just like Taylornation contacted me and when I tell you she fell out she fELL out

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So after that Megan said she told her friends she thought something was sus because I literally talk to her all the time but that whole ass week I didnt talk to her as much lmaoksijhguyijkvef So I followed Megan and her friend to her car and she did the macarena to delicate and put glitter on my face after I said I wish I put glitter on my face because shes sOFT and loves mEEEE. Then she yelled at me at like 3:50 to go to will call and check for the envelope lmaooo They didnt have the envelope until closer to 5. After I got the envelope me and my sister walked to where we had to go and people were congratulating me! We also passed @whyisntketchupasmoothie and @ofrunningfoxes who were so sweET and told me she would love me!

We were the first ones there and after a while everyone was there and we lined up. We went backstage and the man that led us told us to leave everything on the table and give him any letters or gifts or anything so I gave him the letters! We then walked in its like this very short hall with a few of taylors outfits behind glass and ahead is the rep room enTRANCE! So we walk in and rep room is so small so as soon as youre in you HEAR Taylor and idk man I just was nOt ready for that. I freaked out as you do got nervous and sat on the other side of the room opposite of where Taylor was lmaoooo there were people there to take Polaroids of us since we weren’t allowed to bring a camera so we took some of those. There was also like fOOD and alcohol which idk if we were allowed to touch any but no one attempted or asked so it just sat there ajhguthvjes so there were only 2 groups left and the other group was still taking pictures so we waited next to the small like square area covered by a curtain where Taylor was and I sAW glimpses of her GOD! So after that group I went in and Taylor yelled “hey how have you been!!!” and had her arms wIDE open so I went to hug her and she grabbed me and roCKED ME then she looked me straight in the eyes and was like “you look prettier in persone !” i was shOOK and she turned to my sister and asks her if she want a hug and that she looks good in yellow! Then she turned back to me stARING STRAIGHT AT ME AND I WAS LOOKIGN AT HER AND MY GOD SHES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN???? LIKE????? EVERYONE SAYS IT BUT SHE LITERALLY IS SO MUCH PRETTIER IN PERSON AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE???????? SO she talked to us about the show and that we had to get ready for the rain. I was staring up at her I kid you not mouth open with my hand on my chest LMAOOO Then I asked her who she would want on the iron throne in GOT and she was like pondering and put her hand on her waIST SHES SO CUTE and she was like idk i like them all I would have to think about that. Then she was like who would you want and I was like I dont watch it akjhyguhjfd I only asked because Megan said she forgot to ask at her session lmaosjhjkehf THEN I asked her what her favorite vine was and she was like “Oh I cant remember “ lmaooooo I totallY forgot to tell her it was my fiRST concert but I put it in the letter ahyjwkhbhjsf Then she asked if we wanted to take a picture and I asked for the picture if we could do a cheek kiss and she was like “yeah sure! Do you want to kiss mE on cheek? Or do you want me to kiss your cheek” jshghjkfs i lOVE HER so I was like you kiss mY cheek so she bent down and kissed my chEEK!!!!

Then after the picture was taken she made a kiss sounD actually kiSSING MY CHEEK Then as I was leaving she hugged me aGAIN called me sweetHEART and to have a good time!!! She smelled so gOOD and I smelled like her the whole ass night I even smelled like her this morNING We left and they handed my sister two autographed pictures. Then someone gave me a paper with instructions on how to get my picture and specifically said “Dont lose this” So right outside I saw mama swift talking to someone and the girl was just leaving. So I asked for a picture and she said “Only if I get a hug first!” SHES SO CUTE

We took the picture and then she talked about the rain then we left backstage and I lOST the card the man told me not to lmaoguhjevfsc So I told the man that took us back there and he asked someone to go look for it and he came back handed me it and said “would this be it” and in the back of my head I was just like i hOPE so I hOPE no one else lost theirs and I go home and load someone elses picture asjhguyhcd. Like only I wOULD lose something like that. Then we left to go to our seats. I told Megan and Sofia everything I could remember and they both freaked and Megan said she was screaming in the bathroom almakijuekfs

Once we got to our seats we waited for the show and let me tell you guys the show was tHE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AHBGVJHRDW SHE PLAYED FEARLESS???? WHICH I AHVE ALWAYS LOVED AND CLEAN WHI IS THAT SONG IN THE RAIN LIKE OMG AJHGBHJWD GOD ANS HSHE DID THE THING SHE USED TO DO DURING FEARLESS WHERE SHE SAYS THE STATE “IN NEW JERSEY NOW CAPTURE IT REMEMBER IT” SHE ALSO KEPT REPEATING THAT THIS WAS A RARE SHOW BECAUSE IT WOULD RAIN THE WHOLE TIME AND THAT SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER BAND LIKE “WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS SHOW”

#rep room #reputation #Taylor Swift #reputation stadium tour #July 21st 2018

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1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? I’ve never had sex on either one of those places but a couch sounds the most comfortable.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was good lol

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Sha Gojyo from Saiyuki lmaoooo

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: A guy that can make me laugh

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a public place.

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ you queef. So awkward!

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I have no idea...

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope. Handcuffs would give me anxiety because you can easily lose the keys.

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Gently kiss me all over.

10: Top or bottom? Bottom

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] We were about to have sex but then my roommate walked in. So glad I have my own room now.

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Nope. I need multiple for it to be a great experience.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: I don’t have anything to hide.

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I haven’t had any weird nicknames yet.

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I like being in control and making a guy feel good, but I hate it because my jaw starts to hurt after a while and some guys just take too long to get off to it smh.

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Nothing.

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes and idk what I thought.

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Only if you feel comfortable potentially having a baby with that person and yall are both STD free.

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? I never found any of my male teachers attractive.

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate syrup lol

21: How big is too big: Anything above average lol

22: One sexual thing you would never do: Anal.

23: Biggest turn on: Muscles and facial hair, but not too much.

24: Three spots that drive you insane: Either side of my thighs right near my crotch and the base of my neck.

25: Worst possible time to get horny: When you’re on your period smh and thats the peak time when you want dick the most smh.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Hell yes!!

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Idk

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: lmaooo i dont have a dick so can’t relate.

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: I have the best arch lol

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Landing strip.

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Nope.

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" ... what? lmaoo

33: What your favorite part of your body: My boobs

34: Favorite foreplay activities: Spooning and kissing.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Love > Sex

36: What do you wear to bed? If I’m planning on sleeping with a guy, I try wearing sexy underwear and a cute bra, then just wear an oversized t-shirt.

37: When was the first time you masturbated: Probably tried back in high school.

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? I got some nude pics lmao no videos though.

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? I never had sex outside lol unless you count when I gave head in a park (it was dark out though so no one saw us).

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Idk, probably not though.

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Hell no.

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Nothing.

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? No

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Probably not lol

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? No Bullshit by Chris Brown i guess lol im sure there’s a better option but I can’t think of it.

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Nothing.

47: Most attractive celebrity? Quincy can get it, Odell Beckham Jr can ruin my life, Michael B Jordan can get me pregnant right now and I wouldn’t be mad.

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? N/A

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? They’d be three days old... LMAO

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No, or at least I hope not.

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? A jackass.

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yes. I don’t pay them any mind and dudes dont care. They just wanna get it in.

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Yes and no. I answered this already.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Tattoos are sexy af.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I would feel honored if someone trusted me to take their virginity away lmaooo

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything sticky. I also am not a fan of whipped cream so thats a no.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? I don’t have a significant other so no one can check me for what I post :)

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No.

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Not really lol not that I have anything to hide but its just my blog. I like being in control of all my social media.

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes like nigga you gonna love my body the way it is tf?

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar.

62: Do you watch porn? No.

63: How small is too small? To the point where I cant feel it.

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes smh. Because I just wanna have sex lmao and people think I’m this quiet reserved person when I’m not as innocent as I look.

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My ex boyfriend. It didn’t mean anything.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? No s/o over here. #TeamSingle

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Only to bed.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Sure.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? No lol feels better when someone else does it.

70: Booty or Boobs? Boobs

71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? His name would be Sir Strokes-A-Lot.

72: Have you ever been on an official date? Yes.

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? I like the name Bambi as my stripper name lmao

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No and no lmaoo

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I’d be disgusted cause wtf???

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina I was taken aback at how big it was lmaooo

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? I’d masturbate, have sex with a girl just to see how it feels lmaoo, then probably dance around and swing it around LMAOOOO idk

#its sex questions #click read more if you dare lol #personal #i got bored

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