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totallynormalbehavior · 7 months

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Behold it is I that ask almost every🦉

blog ,what their opinions are of WHB.

So chosen one, please share who's your favourite are in WHB and do have any opinions and thoughts regarding the Kings?

*Snaps from imagination*

Wait I’m the chosen one

how to answer hmmm

Okay let’s go

Satan

8.9/10

He was of the kings who caught my eye at the beginning

Love me some little red man

Pregame opinion

He is probably going to be a heartless angry dude who wouldn’t care for MC’s feelings.Red flag with the anger issues.

After game opinion:

He is such a tease ugh I love him.This man gets turned on if you shout at him and he feeds off your anger.so a perfect person if you like to stress relief and a perfect punching bag(fiction of course)

I really love how he cares for MC and is one of the few who sees MC as their own person *gives Sitri the side eye*.Love how he gets jealous of if someone tries to get even close to MC.

Everybody wants to kicked on the butt by him.

He reminds me of a sheep who has anger issues

This still lives rent free in my mind 😳

Mammon

7/10

The first thing I look for in a man is his heart ❤️ …..THE FACT THAT HIS TITS IS INFRONT OF IT IS NOT MY FAULT

Pregame opinion:

His design is gorgeous to me especially those hand claws whatever they call it he wears.

He is going to fall in love with MC the at first sight.He is a gentle giant,probably a himbo.Does also he produce gold also from his dic-“gets shot”.

After game opinion

And I wa right about his personality.This man has a heart of gold .Sor why are you so big

Sugar daddy Mammon to the rescue.

This man is really oblivious about what he says to others especially around Satan and their height difference.

Reading his selfie card story ,it’s like talking to a wall with this man.

Oh and also the description “I wanna be yours “and not “you will be mine “ is him.Instead of you being his pet,this man considers you his Master.Good boy for MC

His H scene is one of my favs so far

Can I squeeze his tits as relievers

Leviathan

9/10

Pregame opinion:

🎵Looks like an angel walks like an angel🎵

Oh my sweet beautiful honey boo boo who wouldn’t hurt a fly .Is such a soft boy 🥺.

His kink is dangerous though .Would this man be turned on if he choked on his drink though

After game opinion

Gets slapped in the head of how much of a menace this guy is.*holds head in pain* wait …WHAT HAPPEN TO SOFT BOI

I don’t like how this man calls me out for being a perv escuse you sir I’m a ✨expensive hoe✨who is selective thank you very much 😤

Have you ever cried upon seeing someone so beautiful

This demon hangs everyone for the pettiest reason,wait you breath the same air as him 😡 “hang

Is a interesting character ngl

One of the characters who gets MC’s attention

His bathtub card broke me …

Dat ass

Rattail Beelzebub

-10000000/10

*breaths in and out *

This man oho this man

Pregame opinion:

Disgusting Rattail who is a homeless men ,did you see his jeans zero fashion sense .

Shamless slut and is proud of it

After game opinion:

👆

Still the same but worse

I hate that after the quiz I got him.No I did not see the retry button,it’s because I was sleeping.

Ugh Rattail

*somone shouts in the audience:She is in denial your honour

No I’m not

…….

Anyways where was I um

His selfie card story proved to me that this man is jerk

He makes Bael overwork and I don’t like that .He must take responsibility for his own kingdom #FreeBael

I want this man as far away from me before I smell I I whiff of his cigs and rat piss

Why did they e make him so sexy and hot and cool and sjdheisjsbeji

*Sprays rat spray*

She is really in love with him and would die for him

Gunshots 🔫

And last for a man who is still not in the game

Lucifer

100000000000000/10

Sir I would like to ask for your hand in marriage 💍🥺

I’m certified Luciwhore

This man is so beautiful *cries*I would like to kiss him and tell him how precious he is

30cm ..where is all that going 🤨 Can I suck your di-

*Explosion*

Now for my fav nobles …honestly love all of them can’t pick a fav among them😌

#whb thoughts #whb ask

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actuallyacerrr · 2 months

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My thoughts on TMNT 2007 because wtf not

I don’t apologize for my side comments.

Warning for spoilers??? Possibly??

First of all I actually really like the cgi??

Leo is cool looking, I like his voice.

DONNIE BEING AN IT GUY IS HILARIOUS, His voice too 👀

Mikey, oh Mikey 😭 I love you.

Bg character tommy is something “Hey, look guys, I grabbed a toaster🥰.” Oh you sweet thing.

BIKER RAPH????? HELL YEAH 🫢🫠🤗🤭

BCGFTETILNNBFFGCF 👀👀👁️👁️

I don’t have much on April yet, I think her cgi looks nice though! She’s pretty 🫶

Skater Mikey :00

HES SUCH A CUTEIE PATOOTIE 👆

The wise ole rat man makes an appearance finally

WHY DOES CASEYS CHIN LOLK LIKE THAT???

I HATE IT I HSYE IT I HATE IT

Burn the chin 😨

He’s so clumsy though 💀

Biker and vigilante raph though :>

Raph is quickly becoming my fav and again fighting for it with Donnie.

I have a type as you can see 😔 </3

I DINT USUALLY LIKE STRONGER MEN ATLEAST PHYSICALLY LOOIJY STRING

I like them like sticks (many fictional crushes i’ve had were twigs and that reflected onto my irl dating life, my bf is a twig but also strong like he can pick me up even though he weights less then me so slayyy.)

Leo and his little jump woodh

THE SOUND WHEN LEO KNUCKLES DONNIES HEAD XD

hehe jungle boy

Villian lady is kinda pretty though ngl

Lmfao mikey your mom joke

I’m trying hard to find something to say about leo

but all i’m getting is jungle boy wit issues

I like this version of april thoughhh

not as much as rise and mm though. Those are the best and my favs fr.

Leo is protective brother and rule follower ig. Not my fav version rn but he’s interesting still. Idk the only version of Leo ive genuinely like really really liked are the newer ones, Rise and MM.

The creature raph fought with is so cute 😭 a silly billy. Just a violent little guy!

I want it.

Well

nvm

Leo’s good

2007 is fully of pretty boys

To me they are pretty <3

He’s got a little ego though..

Brotherly dynamics :((

Interesting story by anti climatic ending lolol

Over all 7/10? is my rating

I was confused at first because apparently this is a sorta but not sequel to the 1990s movies soo yeah. It’s was pretty interesting though!

Gonna attempt to rewatch all of 2012 again cause it’s been awhile TT

Or the 1990s movies idk

#acerrr rambles #tmnt 2007 #tmnt #new turtle group to the mix 💪

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fatmaclover · 1 month

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12,19 or 23 for mac :-3?

12: What's a headcanon you have for this character?

unibrow mac my beloved <33 if we're talking something more serious though i think itd be that hes got. COMICALLY gay music taste. fag club music is definitely his jam but hes got to get into gaga n shit for my own mental health. this is supported by the fact that in its a very sunny christmas (sorry to bring this ep up again) he literally has TWO rainbow jimi hendrix stickers on his closet door 😭 bud.... howd it take you this long youre literally making your own allegories 😭. sorry im gonna take this one to also say i think he should be More tatted up. rob you can rid yourself of your tats all you want but i know mac gets a tattoo for every boyfriend hes able to keep for longer than a week in my heart. their name right on his skin. this is Always what makes them break up with him.

19: A relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

i feel like "like" is a pretty broad thing for me. i can fucking despise something but it can still be interesting and i still like it. UNFORTUNATELY this is the case about mac and his parents. dear God actually a wretched family dynamic that attacks literally all of my insecurities with some of my own family. something about always making noise, always making a show but never being seen or heard really gets to me. the way even now mac makes it blatantly obvious what hes needing/wanting for emotional fulfillment, but his friends treat him just like his parents did because thats easier than sitting down and dealing with his issues. hes always been ignored so whats a little more?

theres a lot i could go into with this one. how being ronnie the rat was the only time mac would get seen, so of course he was incentivized to keep being a total snitch. how it seems that even joyce ended up adopting those methods against mac, being plenty apathetic towards things that were important to him (not even saying that her blowing him off is undeserved. its very much deserved even if its still a total dick move and heartbreaking that joyce would actively see the environment mac grew up in, and then decide to keep that cycle going for him). the way macs immediate family has interacted with him has affected. so much of his life that its insane. sorry that i wrote a lot about this one its just been on the mind.

oh i suppose i could also say him and carmen. i love you carmen i wish mac was normal you two would be unstoppable as a tgirl and her pet doberman fag duo. im glad youre happy just raising a kid with ur husband tho pls never come back and enjoy your life away from these freaks

23: Favorite picture of this character?

here are the jokey contenders oh my fucking god im sorry. theyre the like basic bitch mac images but theyre so fucking funny to me i think about them 24/7. literally whenever i bring up if im soying over something i want you to picture the second image thats what im doing

for a more serious answer, genuinely i adore nearly every scene fat mac is in. though i suppose the penultimate image of fat mac WOULD be the how mac got fat one

sorry hes like an angel to me here. in the grimy fuckin confessional n all.

i think this one is like. very easily first more than that other one but my shame makes it tied for first instead

sorry. ill stop. dont give me power by letting me post mac images i will empty my whole camera roll going "and isnt he so cute here? and here? and look at his smile here. and look how cute he and joyce are here" until literally every frame of fat mac or mac and joyce in frame together is posted.

fav img of mac and joyce together is them writing in mac and charlie write a movie. purely because i associate it with you and rambling about joyce and joymac for hours. without that association is the fucking cowboy photoshoot from mac and charlie die. sorry. basic answer there too

#sorry that pool table photo.#i know its supposed to be funny because ouufgugfh hes posing all sexy like a girl because hes fat and ugly isnt it so funny #but im sorry hes just so much hotter while fat than any other body type 😭#sorry. thats my public fat mac thirsting limit reached for the next 30 days #ty for letting me ramble so much <33 ly katie #iasip spoilies #keys dont look #iasip

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saberstars · 3 months

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Tell me more about your OC with Starscream. <3

Ahhh there’s so much I could share but I’m unsure of what to share since her story changes depending on the iteration haha—

More under cut

I guess I could talk about tfp the most and tfa :3

In tfp Aero meets Starscream during his “neutral” era when he doesn’t have a t-cog. She quite literally stumbles upon him, it’s a miracle she’s alive lol. The only reason she lived was because of the fact she offered to bandaide him. He had dings and minor injuries and she offered shelter and a patchwork in return for him not killing her.

Of coarse he hated accepting aide, his pride and ego screaming in protest but eventually they grew to be friends. He talked about the war, his home, and much more opening up slowly. And she pestered him with her blabbering on whatever was on her mind. Her bubbly demeanor is quite literally a mask to hide her true thoughts, feelings, and intent.

She can and would go on for hours taking about her likes and interests while listening to his even if some of his were quite deranged.

Personality wise, she’s just a version of myself, of a version I wish I could be. She’s an avid gamer, loves dancing, music, surfing, skating, snowboarding. She’d jump off a cliff for fun. That kind of person. Very yolo and wants to at least die having fun. She’s good with a knife and an axe heh.

Her quips can be quite dark too, she has quite dark sense if humor despite her initial disposition which throws a lot of people off. She finds it quite humorous.

Fav music genres are grunge, metal, alt, rock. Though she will listen to pop. Never country tho. If she plays country that’s an sos!!

Over time though Aero eventually gets into a situation with screamer where he’s hurt and she can’t fix him like it’s just out of her hands. She can either rat him out to Megs or Attempt to contact the autobots. She chooses the autobots ofc because at least they won’t kill a pow right? Like the way screamer described them just made her feel as if they wouldn’t because of prime. If prime wasn’t there she probably wouldn’t have outrightly trusted them as much. Just because they are autobots and have more respect/sympathy for another bots life doesn’t mean an author probably hasn’t killed a con on sight before in the past ya know.

She uses a voice mod to sound like screamer and basically pulls a story out her ass saying “I’m injured come fix me or I’ll kill this random human hostage.” And when they arrive at the coordinates they find him basically unconscious and her just there sitting 😂 and she’s like well you can’t leave me help me get home yall. So they ofc take her back with them. But she’s very stand offish, doesn’t talk, refuses to explain how tf she got herself into a hostage situation with him and instead asks a lot of questions like “is he gunna be ok? How long until he’s better. You guys are gunna fix him and let him go as per the agreement right” which prompts a few to think of maybe it’s Stockholm’s??? M

And eventually when he comes to he’s very very confused and like how TF did I get here where’s the human? And that’s when she has some waterworks and it’s revealed they were buddies and she lied and basically made him a prisoner to save his life Oofa—

And everyone just wide eyes her and him and is like oh well — you can’t be his bff he’s a war criminal and she pulls the so are you out her ass and YEAH.

She’s like idgaf about ur issues, yall an alien race that’s had a civil war this long and somehow haven’t talked it out or hashed it out yet not my problem. I can look past war crimes of the past if he ain’t committing them actively rn. Imma treat yall with the same basic level of respect and kindness until given a reason not to. But the only reasons she’s genuinely kind to him is cause at least he was honest about his ick intentions to the human race her ect ect. Which says a lot cause Starscream is a pathological liar and even if his initial imma kill you shit was meant for intimidation AT least he was honest about it.

She deadass raised and eyebrow and said bet, I’d like to see you try and if you do oh well. She lives out of spite and the motto “there is nothing you can do that I haven’t already done to myself”

Ok that was alot of rambling I hope you enjoy haha

Tfa Starscream and her deadass Met after he died and came back to life with the alspark frag and she kept him as a pet head for a bit cause I thought it’d be funny if he was body less and she helped him find his body 😂😂😂that’s there goofy story.

#rambles #my ocs #aero #aero starscream

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journeysfable · 4 months

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My friend told me to be kind to myself but I genuinely don't think I'm deseeving of kindness

I've yelled at my stepdad several times. I didn't mean to. I did it before I even realized I was gonna do it.

Forget basic manners.

I forget a lot of things. I forget chores mostly. I struggle to do my chores and then other people do them right before I do.

I think I generally come off as rude. Like subconsciously. I misunderstood what my stepdad asked me. He said "Are all the dishes done being washed?" (Which I then processed an entire convo in my head. I thought if I said yes he'd point to the rest of the dishes sink and say I wasn't done. Which would be out of character for him.) I said "Yes but those aren't mine." He repeated the question several times and at some point I said "I've washed all the dishes. Well, all of my dishes" which considering I later found out the dishes in the sink were his, probably sounded rude, when I just intended to emphasise. And throughout my life people have laughed at me rolling my eyes when I swear I didn't, and commented on me looking upset or grumpy when I was fine or even happy.

(I wonder if thats one my main issues is trying to process entire conversations ahead of time. Or reading into every single sentence and every possible implication. Idk what that says about me yet)

I keep accidentally turning people against my stepdad when venting. Those people are usually my Mom and grandma, which leads to my stepdad getting in trouble

I make so many assumptions

Keep forgetting basic manners. Just doesn't occure to me. I forget to say "please" or "excuse me" I usually just wait or try to dodge people. Last one Might've started in school when no matter how loud I was nobody heard me in crowds so it was just easier to wait, dodge, and weave. But now its a rude habit. I don’t even notice when I'm in other people's way

Accidentally let somebody steal a ds game

Accidentally let my rats chew through one of my stepdad's fav blankets. (He let me use it to cover their cage and keep them warm through a power outage. I didn't realize I'd wrap their cage tight enough for them to grab nor did I realize it was valued. Should've been more careful anyway)

I genuinely can't think of reason to be kind to myself because every day I'm a bitch. I don't even mean to be. Feels like I exist and I ruin people's day. But my friend told me to be kind to myself and now I'm conflicted. Im also just getting tired of being kind to myself. Idk what to.

Idk how to be kind to myself.

Gen q: Do I even deserve kindess?

I don't know what to do.

#i srsly didn't where else to ask this question #vent #self deprecation

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gloom-urai · 7 months

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First I get dragged out of my room… interrupting me mid game…. Then my phone stops working right… I’m not even able to connect to my fav gacha game’s server… and now you’re telling me I have to START OVER ON TUMBLR????

!! Brother! Aren’t there more important things to worry about? !!

Yeah. Different universe or whatever. What a pain.

!! Sorry about him! I’m Ortho Shroud! From what I can piece together, we’ve both ended up in a completely different universe. !!

Oh right intro stuff. I’m Idia. I guess out of everyone at Night Raven to be Isekaied it’s probably best it was me. Just gotta complete whatever lameo objectives it is you do here and then I’m guessing we can leave.

I use he/it. Ortho uses he/they.

!! I’ll always start and end my messages with two exclamation points! I just like how it looks : ] !!

Sure, you do you Ortho. Give us tutorial tips if you feel like it. Or don’t. Whatever.

//OOC info under the cut!

//hello hi really quick let me just

//FUCK THE W.ALT D1SNEY COMPANY FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO BAD EXPLODE TEN MILLION TIMES FORVER ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO STEAL FROM THAT FUCKING RAT

//cool I can move on now

//This is a PKMN IRL faller roleplay blog! I’ll be pretending Pokémon are real on here. The muses are Idia Shroud and Ortho Shroud from the game Twisted Wonderland.

//I haven’t beaten book 6 yet [its a skill issue] please I’m begging you do not ask me questions about book 6 or send me spoilers I’ll start sobbing and crying. All previous book’s events are fair game

//Out of character posts will be tagged as such. Out of character text is marked with //

//Anons are on. Anon characters are awesome and cool if you want to do that. In character anon hate is hilarious to me I encourage you to be mean to this guy. No magic anons for now. If you send me a suggestive ask I’m killing you with a hammer

//This is a side blog, so follows and likes will come from @mayonaisalspray

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotumblr #rotomblr #blog intro #intro post #roleplay blog

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cherrys-side-bitch · 2 years

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May I request a matchup with a JJBA character? It can be any part but my fav part is 5! ^^

I'm an INTJ/5w4/True Neutral/Evil Polysexual (specifically romantically and sexually attracted to male and female though I lean more towards males), I'm polyamorous, and trans (FTM) with Neopronouns! (He/Him/Tree)

I'm a 5'0 Mexican-American, I speak Spanish (my native tongue), English (tho despite being an English Honors, I struggle with spelling and pronunciation from time to time), and sign ASL tho not completely fluently. My looks obviously aren't completely where I want them to be. Though, curiously, I naturally have more male hormones than female so I do look fairly masculine, I don't deal with periods, and I allow my facial hair to grow from time to time. I NEVER shave my legs, they're my pride lmao. I do have dyed curly hair, usually I let my friends pick the dye, but my fav color to have it is dark green. My style can be from goth to a pastel goth. To just straight up being dressed in Mickey Mouse merch (I have an obsession with the rat 💀) I do, do makeup though I see it more as an artistic thing. I don't try to make it look good I just have fun with it. Typically, eyeliner is what I mess with.

I have an older sibling and younger ones, I'm basically the middle child and have always taken care of all of them because I'm looked as the most responsible one, while also the most chaotic one. I'd say, personality wise I'm definitely a wildcard. It all depends on who I meet. I struggle with mental health so while I can be extremely energetic, fidgety, impulsive, forgetful, and bubbly bc of my ADHD, I'm also super aggressive because of my anger issues and Homicidal Ideation. And depression doesn't help either. I also have anxiety so, I'm not good at approaching ANYONE to the point I can't make eye contact. The most I can do is flash a glance at people's eyes before looking everywhere but them. But once you get to know me and I rlly like u as a person, you'll never get me to stfu especially if it's bc of a hyperfixation 💀 I also tend to dissociate a lot when I'm left alone/in silence for too long to the point when I snap back to reality, I sometimes don't even remember who I am or where I'm at for a minute. Which causes me to become panicked and anxious. Because of this, I can't go ANYWHERE without my headphones, whatever I may be doing or not doing, I have to be listening to SOMETHING at all times to keep myself grounded. Unless ppl r actively talking to me or letting me talk. I'm also a very curious and a naturally loud person, even when I'm speaking at what I assume is a normal level, I have ppl telling me to be quite 💀

However, I'd also say I'm very knowledgeable, determined, stubborn, a problem solver and a hard worker. I don't give up easily on myself nor others. I love and study Psychology and Sociology. And bc of my ADHD my hobbies are a wide range, from drawing, to reading, to sowing, to collecting specific items. I have a very hard time understanding others from an emotional stand point (in fact I can be very apathetic) but can very much understand them from a logical stand point. So while I'm not always the best at comforting, I'm great at giving advice/solutions. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and I'm also extremely honest/straight forward. However, I'm also very well known for appearing to not take things seriously bc I often joke/make witty comments as a defense mechanism to handle things/make it through tough times. And my biggest characteristic... I'm horny on main💀 However, I know when not to overstep people's boundaries. I myself have horrible experiences with that so I always make sure ppl are comfortable with whatever contact I make with them. I can be extremely affectionate depending on a person's love language! I just always want to make sure others feel cared for and comfortable around me since I know I can be overwhelming to people. Though, I like to care for others I don't very much like when others do the same for me. I'm very much someone that's used to taking care of everything and everyone so I absolutely refuse to ask for help unless it's a completely last resort.

I'm very sorry if this is a lot! This is the second matchup I've ever requested (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

I match you with... Pannacotta Fugo!

I believe he'd likely be an INTJ as well.

He's practically the middle child of the gang so he sort of sympathizes with you. Not to mention he greatly appreciates that the two of you also enjoy similar things to him but also are knowledgeable on many different topics.

The fact that you know when not to overstep people's boundaries is something he loves, finding himself at ease knowing that you won't intentionally overstep his boundaries.

He would love to sit down and have discussions on psychology and sociology, curious about what you know, and wishes to expand his knowledge on the subject if possible.

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

#jjba matchup #fugo #fugo matchup #pannacotta fugo #matchups

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dragonbabezee · 2 years

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Fictional Crush Series No. 10

Now, hear me out.

You probably don’t know this about me, but I was born into the fug of Star Wars Mania, raised, verily, on the tales of the Galaxy far, far away. I was taken to see The Empire Strikes back at a cinema before I was old enough to wipe my own arse. “Oh, who’s the crush she’s going to talk about?” I hear you thinking. “Is it Luke? Is it Han?” No, friends, it is not. It is in fact...

Anakin Skywalker.

As much as I loved the characters in the original trilogy, for whatever reason I never developed crush levels of fascination with them. Even back then, though, the most fascinating and complicated character in George Lucas’s tale was Darth Vader’s. When he announced that he would be creating a prequel series, that would be a Vader/Anakin origin story, I was primed to go wild. However, the first film of the prequels was of course, The Phantom Menace, that delivered equally on the Wow Factor and the WTF factor. Anakin was a 9 year old boy, and annoying as heck.

I have a complicated relationship to the prequel trilogy. All three of them deliver great visuals, good looking characters and character designs, fascinating underling themes, broad-stroke compelling plot and character arcs, but all three also deliver overly complicated plots, poorly written pivotal scenes, bad dialogue, bad acting and some unintentionally funny moments. That’s neither here nor there, but I just had to say it.

I did not particularly crush on Anakin when Attack of the Clones hit the screens, either. I have too many issues with the way he was written in that movie. He was pushy, creepy and entitled during his wooing of Padme. It was amazing that she fell for him, and really, I thought that the movie should have made more of Padme’s possible loneliness and emotional immaturity for someone as worldly and responsible as she to have fallen for him. The girl must have issues if “I killed them all, even the women and children,” doesn’t raise a major red flag.

I guess, in the end they were just really horny for each other, and I can respect that.

Plus there was that terrible rat’s tail hair-do! Unforgivable!

I don’t care. I’d been imagining how their relationship would come about for three years, I could continue reimagining.

However, then came 2005 and The Revenge of the Sith. It was time for my fall for the Dark Side. It is undoubtedly the best of the prequels, and also undoubtedly the best of the Anakin. Here we see him run a gamut of complicated emotional situations making decisions that many of us could imagine making, all inevitably leading him to his darkest place - the liberation and the tyranny of life on the Dark Side. Which is to say, I watched this shaggy, audacious Jedi, who had finally grown into his overconfidence go from this:

to this

My fav and beau was manipulated, emotionally tortured and ultimately mutilated into sacrificing the last of his goodness to protect Padme. Does that make me a horrible person?

And this thing is, Anakin is only a shade off the usual characterisation of a hero, but that’s not where he ends up. I could talk all day about how the film fails to properly set up events like the slaughter of the younglings to make it actually believable as a step on the journey, but with my careful mental rewrites I can get behind this story of a character so denied the love and affection he needs a human, that he clings harder to the love he does have than any sane person would. It’s the story of repressed love conquering all, including good, compassion, morality, decency and even the object of the love. A love so fierce it burns everything it touches to ash.

I guess I like a tragic figure. And I guess I like to watch them lose their legs in a lightsaber duel and go up in literal flames.

But also I liked to watch this gorgeous young man splashed across the silverscreen giving us an amazing performance with his swoon-worthy face.

Say what you like about the dialogue, but his acting was top notch - Hayden Christiansen, I salute you!

#fictional crush series #fiction crush #anakin skywalker #star wars #anakin #revenge of the sith

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patrickztump · 2 months

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Fob asks: joy, rat a tat, get busy, your fav song off one of the eps, and your fav two songs off both mania and stardust! =)

• Just One Yesterday+ What did you do yesterday? yesterday was eclipse day for us, so watched it! we were in the 80% coverage range, of course we did have cloud coverage right at the peak, classic. finally getting around to editing the photos, so will share in another post :)

i've also been having computer issues and i am ready to bite the bullet and have it fixed, but i need to find out who can fix it before wiping it clean. so was at best buy for a short period of time looking for guidance, didn't get any (person one basically pushed us to talking to a different repair shop, person two wanted to sell me a new computer). then came home and tried to finish up a fob art i've been working on, but it's on the computer with issues, so it crashed <3

• Rat A Tat+ Favorite time of day? kind of depends on the time of year and what i'm doing / who i'm with. but on average, sunset.

• Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)+ What do you want to do before you die? Do you have a bucket list? i used to have a bucket list, like visit every hard rock cafe in the states was on it, at this point i just want a life that i can look back on and be proud of. have as little regrets as possible (because i definitely still will have some).

• Lake Effect Kid+ Have you ever been to Chicago? i went with your addition of this one because i haven't heard the original demo(?) of this song. but to answer the question, no. the furthest i've gone into the midwest is indianapolis, indiana.

• Heaven’s Gate+ Have you ever snuck into/helped sneak your friends into something? i can't think of a time off the top of my head, but if either of us did it was something minor, we were all good kids and teens, which has transferred into adulthood as well lol

• Bishops Knife Trick+ Are you nostalgic for any time in your past? Is there any song in particular that reminds you of a specific moment you miss? oh all the time. i am the embodiment of nostalgia, i think about the good times of yesteryear and how i can make sure present day will have the same impact on future me.

as for songs, ironically "bishops knife trick" is one that brings heavy waves of nostalgia. i've told the story before, so won't tell it again. another song is daniel powder's "bad day," that one takes me back to my childhood. it was played heavily when it came out and i seemed to always hear it at school when my teacher would play the radio at the end of the day and bus numbers were being called (i also missed my bus a few times because of this lol).

• The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)+ What’s something you loved ten years ago? i almost did "heaven, iowa" for this slot because this song is so hard to listen to because of all the feelings and memories it invokes in me are so bittersweet it's borderline painful to listen to. i actually have a draft where i discussed how it makes me feel and... yeah.

anyways, the question: there was so much i loved ten years ago. just how everything felt back then. it was so much more carefree and was exciting. things can still be exciting today, but something just feels bleak at times. ten years ago was the last year of scamp's life, and when he passed it was like the official end of my childhood, which in a way it was. i was officially and adult and the anchor to my adolescence was now gone.

• So Much (For) Stardust+ Do you like stargazing? Can you name any constellations while looking at the sky? i do enjoy it! but i only can name the dippers lol. i still have the telescope i got as a kid but haven't used it in years. when i got into photography i tried to do long exposure shots of the stars to get light trails, didn't workout well because i was not in an area of absolute darkness.

#ask #ask game #herbcitty

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caterpillarinacave · 2 years

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What's the angsty reason why Roman's afraid of rats?

Ohhhh boy are you gonna wish you had not asked that!

*just a warning this one is a bit morbid*

Ok, lets say there's a certain time in Mistral, around the holidays, when most stuff shuts down, and a lot of people go out of town. Naturally that time of year is already particularly difficult for Roman, as it's colder, and there arent any people to steal money or food from.

Well, this particular year is a crapshow. There are major storms on the Mistral coast, and the weather is freezing and horrible. All major areas are shut down because of the cold, and since the rest of the remnant is pretty normal, everyone who could either went on vacation or holed up in their houses. Unfortunately for Roman, he has no shelter, no money, no food, and no way to obtain any of those things. So he is pretty much stuck outside on the streets with a bunch of hungry rats that are undoubtedly crawling all over Mistral.

Now rats can be really, really, bold little bastards. A hungry rat will eat just about anything and mean rat will bite/chew just about anything *whether or not its alive or dead*. And its definitely not uncommon for a wild rat to, say, bite someone or take a good chunk of someone's skin, while they are sleeping/immobilized. If it feels like food, then a rat will be all over it it. So this kid who is freezing, exhausted, probably at least a little sick, who hasn't eaten a thing in a week and is just about half dead already?

The rats were all over that.

#rwby #roman torchwick #ask #rwby roman torchwick #rwby headcannon #roman holiday #rwby roman holiday #ask about a headcanonn get a poorly worded response gushing about said headcannon #i could go on all day #rooster teeth #sorry it took so long #thanks for the ask :)#TW: slightly morbid #look I have issues with rats so my fav gets issues with rats #TLDR: Roman got bit by one too many rats

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relax-and-read-on · 2 years

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absolutely adoring your Konrad takes

Hahaha oh BOY im gonna use this as an excuse to babble about my favorite murder hobbo and sexuality.

I Love Konrad. I adore him. He's 100% my fav. I love him, and his sons, and his horribly shitty bat armour. God they are so ugly it goes right back to being funny.

I know that this is warhammer and that people care more about "where are the ammo clip" than the deep psychology of your fav, but shit, i do, and I have some THOUGHT.

Konrad grew up alone. He never had anyone actually care for him as a child. He was a homeless, nameless orphan, eating rats and corpse. He only survived by virtue of being a primarch full of instinct. If kids aren't properly socialised in early childhood, it develop a TON of issues for them (*Pointed look at Lion in the corner*). Anyway, at least Konrad had exposure to humans around him. The problem was, it was the happy fun criminals of Nostramo. I know a lot of people go "he was a primarch, he could probably take them when he was 4", but I call bullshit. In part because, at that early age, he probably craved human contact desperately. Babys are trusting. They *want* to be loved. That's how humans work.

What im getting at, is that Konrad was definitely, 100%, irrevocably, abused by criminals as a very young child. In the very bad no no way. That kind of abuse is also what probably lead to his mind splitting in with the Night Haunter, because Did is mostly caused by extreme abuse in early childhood. Poor Konrad, who was never touched of loved, and when it finally happen, it's only to brake and hurt him.

Now all that is fun, but as an adult, how does that bombs of trauma translate??? Weeeeell~! It's a mess!! On one hand, you have Konrad, who DO wants to do good. Yes, I know we always think of him as our favorite murder hobo who roll around in guts, but like. He wanted Justice. He wanted peace. He wanted people to be SAFE. Isn't that noble as fuck?? Doesn't that seem to you like the crooked wish of a survivor wanting others to never have to endure what he went through?? I think that, because of those facts, his baseline is being sex repulsed. He has just seen/experienced so much abuse and disgusting things, sex means nothing to him anymore. It's a power thing and he has no desire for it.

Than big E show up and goes "HEY LET'S WEAPONIZED YOUR TRAUMA SON" because he's a bastard.

And he has to be violent. And dangerous. And also discover a new world beyond the star, were some people actually love each others and are nice. He has to deal with motherfucking Fulgrim, who hug him and call him little brother and smile at him and very clearly sleep around and fully enjoy it, no pain at all. Poor Konrad. He cannot handle this at all. And ofc, the only person who realise this is Good ol' madlad Sevatar, aka "best fucking character in 40k, I accept no one else". Sevatar has a lot of similar trauma than Konrad, but instead of wanting to destroy any potential abuser or trigger, he just roll around in it and decide that you can't be traumatized if you never ever think about it. Charge ahead ayooo.

So ofc Sevatar get to Konrad, see him upset because his boss/dad walked in of Fulgrim enjoying heads or something, and goes "lmao I can suck u off too" wich probably earn him a beating. Except he take it sexually, wich weird out Konrad even more. Then he still probably still get sucked, because Sevatar aint a quitter.

And that's how the weirdest relationship ever in 40k start. Sometime Konrad wants to punish. Sometime he wants to be punished. He wants to hurt and then he wants to BE hurt the only person that seem to fully get it it is Sevatar, who happily and loudly goes along with everything. They show up the next day both looking like they had a fight with cave bear and missing some chunk of meat, and Konrad may not be saner, but at least he's getting some. It's 100% not romantic, he does not do that, he doesn't understand that. Sevatar like to jokingly call him "Daddy" if someone ask. He get punched into the face every time.

That's basically it! Wow that's a lot of ramble. Well, ok, he also probably after had a fling with Fulgrim, because everyone has, and probably slept with Dorn a few times before it became too weird. And there is the entire ~Thing~ with Vulkan but that's like, another giant rambly post entirely.

#imma smash that #konrad curze #sevatar #jago sevatarion #fuck his name is so stupid jago wtf #when your trauma make you hyper and a risk taker you see the big boss and go #warhammer 40k #warhammer #wh40k

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ihavenomoralsss · 2 years

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for character ask: eiji okumura

GOOD NEWS MY INBOX ISNT BROKEN ANYMORE I FIXED THE ISSUE its very very hard for me to choose one thing thats my fav about this sweet boy but i would say probably just his empathy. eiji gives and gives and gives and he has so much love to offer, and its the sweetest thing in the world. we need more people like him.

least favorite- he is STUBBORN. i stand by the fact that he should have gone home, bigass love story be damned. hes such an idiot its almost endearing, ya vibe?

EIJI HAS SO MANY GOOD QUOTES WTF. I love “forever” and that bit about people being able to change their destiny. i also love the scene where he promises ash that he’ll still be on his side even if the world turns on him AAAAAAAA I LOVE EIJI

brotp- him and Yut-Lung. i know they’d be besties.

otp - both shoreiji and shorash are beautiful

notp - eiji/any adult in the show or eiji/a child (cough cough looking at eising shippers)

headcanon - i think he got into nori nori because of his little sister

unpopular opinion - EIJI SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME FFS

song - uhh in our bedroom after the war by stars or the moon will sing by the crane wives. also loving & losing by delaney bailey or out like a light by the honeysticks and ricky montgomery

fav picture - lmao when he opens the drawer in ash’s old house and gets scared by a rat and jumps into shorter’s arms

#woot woot #i need to sleep #also i love you all

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thisbelongsto-nohbodys · 3 years

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Hey Nohbody, wouldn't be cool if Disney did crossovers between their TV shows and movies, like Lilo and Stitch: The Series did? One idea I came up with was a crossover between The Owl House and Aladdin, where Luz and Aladdin switch worlds. Now Luz has to rely her magical circles (and dumb luck) to stop Jafar and save Agrabah, while Aladdin has to rely on his street-rat wits and sharp scimitar to outwit the forces of Emperor Belos, and maybe learn some new tricks along the way.

Thinking about this and while yes, it seems like a cool (Aladdin being my fav Disney movie) crossover, however I’m seeing is several issues with it modern wise and so I’m gonna try and list them and keep it brief. (In no particular order)

1. Modern Disney shows and 90s/00s era are two different types of shows.

I mean, obviously but atm of Modern shows like Owl House, Amphibia and in a way, Big City Greens all have an overarching storyline and the characters learn as they go. Meanwhile older shows, such as the Lilo & Stitch series were more of a “Monster of the Week” type show and really there wasn’t too much of a looming threat from Gantu and Hamsterviel. So it allowed for the possibility of crossovers cause the “Monster of the Week” could b made to fit with the guest

2. There’s less shows to crossover atm.

Currently Modern Disney has: Amphibia, Owl House and Big City Greens. DuckTales is done and The Ghost and Molly McGee has yet to premiere so we only have those 3 shows. Meanwhile during the Lilo & Stitch series, they had Recess, Kim Possible, Proud Family, American Dragon: Jake Long, etc. all running with either new eps or just recently ended. And the other issue with crossovers with the current shows is that they’re more story/plot driven then episodic.

3. Wibbly Wobbly Continuity.

With the recent crossover of Amphibia/Gravity Falls, we see that it’s possible, since it wasn’t actually Grunkle Stan or Soos but instead it was “The Curator” and “Frog Soos” running a Mystery Shack, it was on the way to Newtopia and thus not super important to the plot (except the curator said he got the Walkman from Newtopia and Anne didn’t look into that while in the city, so idk). If Amphibia were to crossover with Owl House, or Big City Greens, or even DuckTales, it’d have to be episodes that aren’t super important to the plot and with Disney’s tendencies to cancel shows early, that’s a risk I’m not sure most writers/creators will take

4. New? How new? Old? How old?

So with just 3 shows that have new eps coming, that then asks “why not older shows?” And while it’d b cool to see characters many of us grew up with again, nostalgia can only get u so far. That’s why I like what Ducktales did and referenced those other Disney Afternoon shows but let the older audience freak out while younger audiences continue with the current plot. The best solution would have to be more recent cancelled shows but then it begs the question as to what? Maybe Phineas and Ferb r voicing Emperor Coven engineers working on the portal? Huey, Dewey and Louie as part of the wildlife of Amphibia or in the park of Big City (much as Mordecai is in CN shows)? The Ninjanomicon in a library in Amphibia or Owl House? I mostly say recent cause the only crossover I can think worked within continuity and story is the Hercules/Aladdin crossover and in that Jasmine mentioned she was married which didn’t happen until Aladdin 3, after the series and before the Hercules show.

5. And what point does Sora show up?

While I’ve only played Chain of Memories, I feel like the Kingdom Hearts series would b a perfect way to do these crossovers without having to have the writers of the show worry about canon and can then have fun. The problem is the rights and what shows and summons do Sora and Co. visit/use?

Sorry for the long post but it’s a long day at work and this was in my mind since I read this ask

#ask #owl house #amphibia #big city greens #s10127470

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saschagemruler · 3 years

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Any RotTMNT headcanons you feel like sharing? Can be for the Turtles, April or Splinter. Also, idk how many eps you've watched but, favorite episode so far?

ANON I LOVE YOU

Okay for reference, I’m halfway through episode 22A, Cloak and Swaggert.

My fav. episode is probably the one where Donnie gets in good with the Purple Dragons only to have his babies taken away :<

Headcannons:

Donnie: ~Non-binary aroace (shut up lemme project in peace) ~Haaates being touched unless by a trusted family member ~Despises his shell ~Only a theater kid because of Leo ~He licks things. A lot. Usually cheeks. ~Has once eaten plastic ~Best dancer ~Befriended April first ~Ladies man but hates that he is ~No seriously he hates being flirted with leave him alone ~Will not wear a skirt or dress unless it’s an old lady costume or he genuinely needs to ~Picky eater ~Will eat raw sewer rats if not given enough meat ~Has almost eaten Splinter at least twice ~Not allowed to play video games ~Transmasc ~Has depression and anxiety ~Cuddles are the best

Raph: ~Genderfluid demiaroace (I have weird headcanons lemme live in pEACE) ~Teddy bear ~Knits ~Will get violent if needed ~He’s just... baby ~Scared of the dark ~Needs to eat meat but will just gently poke Mikey until he cooks some meat ~Stresses out when he’s put in charge. Not during battles, just during everyday life ~Tried to shop for grocies once. He forgot meat. He is not allowed to shop for grocies anymore ~He’s very easily spooked and needs daily cuddles ~Is the only turt with a social media account ~Actually listens to Donnie ~Struggles with written English but is very fluent in written Japanese ~Has nothing against skirts but just can’t find any that are comfortable or look good so he doens’t bother ~Can’t tell if you’re flirting with him ~Anger issues :<

Leo: ~Aro demiboy (Are most of the turts aro? Yes. I’m aro. hisss) ~Second best dancer ~Doesn’t like meat all that much ~Ya know how some people are flamboyantly gay? He’s flamboyantly aro. ~Eyeliner always on point ~Will wear skirts and dresses when he’s in the mood ~Designs the clothes the turts wear ~Will put makeup on his stripes to emphasize them

Mikey: ~Gay and agender (none of these turtles are cis or straight) ~Goes through a boy-crazy phase and no one has a good time ~Will sometimes wear a skirt if it’s warm enough and he’s with people he trusts ~Has chronic anxiety ~Prefers manga but reads any comics ~He’s actually pretty smart, just doesn’t show it unless prodded enough ~Transmasc ~Cooks all the meals.

The bros: ~Japanese is their first language, and they’re all very fluent and can write in it perfectly ~English is their second and in order of who does the best with reading and writing in it is Donnie, Mikey, Leo, and Raph ~They hate big dogs ~Sometimes they all sleep on top of Raph because why not ~Leo and Raph co-lead ~Sometimes Donnie or Mikey have panick attacks, so all the turts carry a bag of lettuce around to shove in their face. Chewing it helps ~Last time Donnie and Leo got along, half of NYC was nearly blown up ~Leo is fluent in spoken Spanish, but doesn’t know how to read or write in it, so if presented with written Spanish, he’ll have Donnie sound out the letters so he can translate it. It works surprisely well ~Donnie knows French, Raph knows Russian, Mikey knows Italien, and Leo knows Spanish ~When Donnie licks them: Raph licks back, Mikey bonks their heads together, and Leo hisses at him, calling him gross ~Donnie licks Leo the most because of his reaction ~Sometimes they’ll start talking in Japanese without noticing and April is learning Japanese because of that. ~When they forget a word in Japanese or English, they ask Donnie. ~When asked “Who likes boys?” Raph, Leo, and Mikey raise their hands, Donnie does not. When asked who like girls, no one raises their hands.

#alley-cat answers #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael tmnt #leonardo tmnt #Michelangelo tmnt #donatello tmnt #Donatello #raphael #Leonardo #michelangelo #headcanons #long post #efiognoefieoefne th ank you #I needed an excuse to dump these #april is a trans aro lesbian #and Splinter is bi #that's allllll

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anomander-dragnipurake · 3 years

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Vengeance and Ambition

This was supposed to be a full story with Fawful and King Boo being victorious in the end. I was super excited for it because it's my 2 fav Mario villains teaming up and winning. But then it slowly dawned on me that no one would care in large part because Fawful's not a popular character. And while I have no issues writing solely for myself (I stopped expecting any kind of substantial interaction with my writing a while ago now) how hard Fawful's dialogue is to write (I don't even know if I did it right but I tried my best) makes the fact that virtually no one's gonna read it quite demotivating, killing my enthusiasm. So, because I still really like the idea and worked hard on this part, I decided to just upload this.

Fawful came to as if waking from a long sleep, slowly regaining consciousness. Which… wasn’t right. One would expect oblivion on the other side of exploding what was left of the Dark Star’s power within themself. He’d been dying anyway so might as well go out with a bang and bring his enemies down too. But nope, he opened his eyes to see that he was in the courtyard of Peach’s castle, very much still aware. Which included awareness that something was wrong with his body.

A quick look down at himself confirmed his growing suspicions. He was transparent and floating, his body tapered off into a tail instead of legs. He was a ghost; dead but not gone… free of the Dark Star’s power though. Presumably it had dissipated, leaving him here, powerless and defeated again. … Maybe not entirely though; his foes could still be dead, he had to exploded himself right in front of them, there was no possible way they’d escaped… right?

What if they’d also become ghosts though? … He’d deal with that problem if and when it presented itself. He didn’t even know the criteria for when or why someone turned into a ghost upon death.

So, eager to know the full outcome of his last-ditch efforts for at least a partial victory, he started for the castle. Floating along was quite simple, it was just a matter of wanting and choosing to move forward. He could even ascend and descend freely; so much more convenient than his usual means of levitation.

Where the final encounter had gone down, he wasn’t sure, but judging based off the position of the sun in the sky it was late morning. In his last clear memories, it had been past sundown. Meaning he’d lost some time and thus whatever or whoever was left after his explosion would’ve likely been cleared away by now. With no clear leads on where to start looking for what he wanted to know, he’d head for the throne room first.

He was in luck, Peach was there. Along with her elderly Toad advisor and… the red and green plumbers. They were alive and well, seemingly undamaged by Fawful’s explosion. Ugh! Twice now they’d beat him down and took away everything he’d had, coming away unscathed from it. How? He’d worked and planned so hard to get them out of the way while he took over the Mushroom Kingdom. It had been the perfect plan and should’ve worked… it would’ve if Bowser hadn’t far surpassed Fawful’s expectations for him.

And now he was back at square one. Less than that actually because he was dead. He didn’t have even an ounce of the Dark Star’s power anymore.

Holding back the urge to curse and shout, he floated closer, intending to eavesdrop on his enemies’ conversation. He was too late though, they were already getting ready to separate.

“See you later,” Peach said with a smile as the brothers walked away.

They strode right past where Fawful floated invisible. Green slowed down as he looked around, pulling his arms in a little as if he were cold. His eyes slid right over Fawful of course but it couldn’t be a coincidence, he had some sense of Fawful’s presence and possibly of the hate Fawful was glaring at them with too.

“You okay bro?” Red asked.

“Uh… yeah, I’m just tired, I guess. It’s been a long day.”

With that, Fawful turned away from them as they moved on.

The throne room was still a mess from when he’d forcefully taken it over. Many of his statues were still up in here as well as outside. He’d had it in his grasp, he’d been so close. … Too close to just give up. He would take out the plumbers and he would take over the Mushroom Kingdom, he just needed a new plan.

First things first, he went back to his workshop hidden away in the sewers. He got lost for a while phasing through walls and thus eventually settled on following the paths the way a living person would have to. He’d been so sure he’d never have to venture down here again but… ugh. Failure was even worse when he’d been the sole person in charge.

Maybe if he’d still been working with Cackletta things would’ve gone better. Two heads were better than one after all, right? It was impossible to say though and it wasn’t worth dwelling on; she was dead and gone, even her ghost had been destroyed. … He’d have to be careful to ensure he didn’t suffer such a fate.

By the time he reached his hidden workshop behind his mostly failed attempt at a shop – he’d had to settle for sneaking out to steal things instead until he got a bit more clout – he was equal parts anxious and furious again. He’d lost Midbus and his entire robot army that he’d spent so much time and effort building, how was he supposed to rebuild from here? He’d thrown everything he had at his plan and it wasn’t enough. How could he possibly have done anything more? Why did fulfilling his ambitions and getting vengeance have to be so hard?

He may have allowed himself to wallow around in his workshop for a while. He deserved a bit of self-pity at this point though, didn’t he? And it wasn’t like anyone was around to see anyway so who cared? In the process though he found he could no longer sleep which sucked really hard because it meant no more breaks from his thoughts or anything else. It meant he had to get up and get to work sooner than he otherwise would’ve too because lying in bed unable to fall asleep was the worst.

What should he do though? Maybe look for Midbus, it was possible he’d survived and if so trying to patch him up was probably a good idea; he’d been a good minion. And if he was dead, Fawful was a ghost so maybe Midbus would be too and thus the same principle still applied.

If he’d still had blood it would’ve been boiling at the sight of what was left of the Dark Star extractor. A group of Toads was dismantling it with all the technological grace of a particularly stupid mountain goat headbutting a brick wall until it finally broke. All the many, many hours Fawful had put into designing, building, and perfecting it – not to mention everything else that had gone into this plan as a whole – and they were just ripping it apart like it was worthless scrap. And to top it off, there was no sign of whatever had become of Midbus anywhere in the room.

He floated over to grab one of two the spare hammers left on the ground and flung it at the nearest Toad. Unfortunately, it missed, sailing right over his head, but he screamed anyway, drawing the attention of the rest of the Toads. Oops, maybe Fawful shouldn’t have done that. … Oh well, he was too mad to really care.

“The hammer levitated and flew right…” the Toad was saying, cutting off with a small yelp as Fawful lifted the other hammer to throw as well. This one hit the Toad squarely in head. He teetered for second before going limp into the arms of the Toad beside him who, along with the other two, screamed and bolted for the door, dragging the unconscious Toad with them.

Fawful zoomed over to grab the hammer again and throw at them. It hit the door right as they closed it though. Ugh!

He snapped back around to face his invention again. It was almost entirely dismantled, there’d be no saving it. Not that he had any further use for it anyway, the Dark Star had been destroyed and it was all Bowser and the two wretched fink-rat plumbers’ fault.

But… as angry as he was, he should focus on finding Midbus. His help would be nice for whatever Fawful’s next plan would end up being.

After searching the whole castle and the ground surrounding it, there was still no sign of Midbus. He was either dead and gone, a ghost who’d decided not to stick around the way Fawful had, or alive and recovering from his wounds elsewhere. The latter two might be because Midbus had figured Fawful had been completely destroyed or as was more likely the case that he didn’t care enough to even think to look and was choosing to abandon Fawful.

It didn’t really matter though because no matter what Fawful for sure no longer had Midbus. Which was… fine, he didn’t care, why should he? He’d been on his own before and risen so far, he could do it again. And he’d be successful this time, third time’s the charm after all, right? … Hopefully.

***

Being trapped in a portrait was in some ways worse than in a vault and in some ways better. In the vault he could move even if there wasn’t much space to do so, and speak freely even if no one could hear him, but he couldn’t see anything that was going on outside. In a portrait though, while trapped and unable to move, he could see what was going out in front him.

E. Gadd could’ve easily put something over him, depriving him of even that. But he didn’t. Instead he’d hung King Boo up in the front part of his lab. There wasn’t much to see most of the time but it was better than nothing and he could bide his time here. He’d been dead for a long time so time meant little to him. … Except he’d always been impatient compared to how long he’d existed for.

One could only cycle through all the ways he could’ve improved his prior plans to make them more likely to succeed or about possible new plans and what he’d do to his enemies if/when he finally defeated them before even that got old. And now he was just thinking about being bored for the umpteenth time, making it a boring thing to think about too. Truly one could not get any more bored than that. And yet there was nothing else to do but think and think and be bored and hate the people who’d done this to him and be bored some more. If only something would fucking happen.

As if the thought had brought it about, the doorbell rang. It was most likely just Luigi coming for a visit because he did that sometimes or a door-to-door salesperson but it would break the boredom of staring at an empty room for a little bit at least. And if he was really lucky, Luigi might even glance his way with a nervous expression before following E. Gadd into the lab proper.

As was often the case, it took three rings before E. Gadd came out of his lab to answer it. He didn’t spare King Boo a single look as he walked over to open the door. “Oh hello,” he said in a tone that indicated that it wasn’t Luigi at the door. Which could only mean it was someone new. Awesome! Too bad King Boo couldn’t see them from this angle.

“This be the residence of E. Gadd, yes?” The voice had an odd quality to it almost as if it might be coming over a speaker or radio.

“Yes, now might I ask why a…” He cut off as a cloud of thick purple smoke engulfed him, centering on his head. “What is…” Another cloud puffed in from outside. Whatever was going on here was getting more exciting by the second.

Before the smoke had cleared, a little green drone flew into them room. It looked around for a bit before it seemed to freeze looking at King Boo. It zoomed over for a better look.

“Aha!” whoever was controlling it said through it. “I have success! … I think. It could be being a painting that is normal. Hopefully and probably not because why would E. Gadd be having a painting of King Boo if it is not being actual King Boo?”

Weird way of talking or no, whoever this fellow was had just made King Boo’s day. … Assuming he was here to rescue King Boo anyway, it was possible he just wanted to steal the portrait. But even that would be exciting and changing hands would increase the likelihood of his boos being able to come in and free him.

The ghost of a beanish person with swirly eyes, wearing a cape and holding what had to be the drone’s remote control floated through the still open door. “Stay in corner,” he snapped at E. Gadd who was kind of just standing around now. “Fawful has no time for the gloating yet, in humans mind control spray be wearing off faster than the joy of eating the last cookie in the jar.”

“Yes, right away, Lord Fawful,” E. Gadd said, his cadence almost normal as he moved to obey.

Fawful then looked down at the controller to neatly land the drone on the desk. He placed the controller next to it before zooming over to pull King Boo’s portrait off the wall. He poked and prodded at it a bit before turning it over, presumably do poke and prod at the back too for a few seconds before flipping it back over.

“E. Gadd! How one be freeing King Boo from the frame?”

“Shine a dark light on it.”

“Where is dark light? Fetch it for me, quickly.”

The sound of E. Gadd walking out of the room indicated that he obeyed. He returned a few seconds later to hand one of his flashlights to Fawful. “The switch on the side turns on the dark light.”

“Good, go back to corner.”

King Boo was mentally vibrating with anticipation as Fawful leaned him back against the wall. Next, he floated back to shine the dark light squarely on the portrait. The sensation of being pulled out of it was odd and uncomfortable as always but as soon as he free, he was laughing with exhilaration. Freedom at long last was his!

The very first thing he did with this newfound freedom was levitate the now empty portrait out from behind him and float over to E. Gadd to put him inside it instead. It was harder to do without an enchanted crown to channel his magic through and lacking its stored power to assist him but he got it done. E. Gadd, still affected by the mind control spray didn’t fight it, resulting in a rather calm looking portrait of him. … Expressions of fear were preferable but whatever; King Boo was free and E. Gadd was trapped and that’s all that mattered right now. He might try to fix it later but for now…

Leaning the portrait against the wall to be retrieved later, he snapped back around to face Fawful again. “I appreciate the rescue. I know you didn’t do it for no reason though. What do you want in return?” As long as it was reasonable and within his means, he’d probably grant it. He was that grateful and being generous had gained him many loyal followers in the past and he was always open to more followers.

Fawful grinned wide, even chuckling a little as his ghostly tail curled in visible anticipation or perhaps nerves. “I have the wish to offer an alliance.”

King Boo had been down this road before with Hellen and that had turned out terribly but it didn’t hurt to hear him out. “What kind of alliance?”

“Well… as new ghost, Fawful was wondering around Peach’s castle unseen, hearing many things, seeing many more. Whispers about King Boo were common, your hatred for the red and green plumbers clear as a glass of wine after one has found nothing but sorrow at the bottom of. So the alliance: Fawful will be helping take down plumbers and at the same time, King Boo will be helping in the conquering of the Mushroom Kingdom for my taking.”

“You want to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom, huh?” King Boo wasn’t into kingdom conquering himself, he was perfectly content with the land he had and didn’t desire any more especially if it was infested with living.

“Yes.” Fawful nodded. “I be wanting a kingdom and I don’t be liking the red and green plumbers so I will be taking their kingdom. With our alliance like the icing on the cake, I leave the vengeance of them to you.”

Given how many times Luigi had sucked him up into that wretched vacuum of his, King Boo might actually be willing to go along with this even if to an outsider looking in, Fawful would appear to be getting much more out of it. But really, a good chunk of the work in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom would be done with just taking out Mario and Luigi. If it worked, King Boo desire for vengeance was more than strong enough to make assisting with the rest of it worth it. But… “How do I know you can carry your weight in such a scheme?” No way was he going to be doing everything himself with his supposed ally barely helping.

“Because if was not for a certain spiky snack being much spicier than expected, Fawful’s last plan would’ve been success.” With that, as if eager to share his tale, he launched into it explaining his last plan and how close he’d gotten to succeeding.

Honestly it was a rather entertaining tale, especially the way he told it. King Boo had been around more than long enough to know about the Dark Star so that gave credibility to his tale because few living knew of it by now. He had gotten rather close to succeeding though.

“And so,” Fawful said after his tale had winded down, “I be thinking in terms of evil schemes we are near equals. Our goals don’t align but they be overlapping like multilayered cake of ambition and vengeance. Working together we could perhaps be making a plan that is unstoppable like large boulder made of vengeance and knives rolling down steep cliff crushing any daring to be standing in its path, including nasty plumbers.”

Maybe King Boo should take a bit to think about this, confirm Fawful’s tale of near success over the Mario bros with one of his castle spies, but after spending who even knew how long trapped in a portrait after his third defeat, he was rather eager to set in motion some vengeance. Besides, he was starting to like Fawful, he was odd but in a way that made him interesting, far more so than Hellen – not that that was too difficult to do. And who knows, maybe all King Boo’s plans had been missing was a horde of killer robots. So… “All right, I’ll agree to an alliance.”

With an excited snicker, Fawful extended a hand out of his cloak to shake King Boo’s hand – something that stubby boo arms always made weird but he didn’t say anything about it – sealing the alliance. If this didn’t turn out well then so be it, it wouldn’t be the first plan or even first failed alliance King Boo had attempted. But it was worth a try in case it worked and regardless it should at least make for an interesting time. “First though, I need to free my boos. Then we can go somewhere to discuss the finer details.”

#My writing #super mario bros #Luigi's Mansion #Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story #King Boo #Fawful

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Parent!Paranoia Sanders Sides AU!

No explanation, but I'll probably give the backstory later. For now: memes of Paranoia being an A-class parent and a chaos gremlin. (okay it started as memes but then just ended up as fleshing the AU out)

Paranoia, worried abt his kids: I'm uhhhh gonna go to my room see ya later light sides

Paranoia, sneaking back into the subconscious to check on his now teenaged children: I'm gonna leave duke a r a t that I found and thought looked cool

Duke, waking up the next morning and yelling for 'Nesty bc "HOLY CRAP NESTY LOOK AT THIS RAT ISN'T SHE ADORABLE I WANNA HANG HER ON THE WALL": !!!!!!!!!!

Paranoia gets a habit of sitting on the fridge because his children were wild as kids and sometimes duke comin at you with a knife warrants jumping onto counters

Nesty, who doesnt get paid to deal with duke: I'm raiding dads liquor cabinet it's my due for putting up with this

Paranoia, physically manifesting: put the key to the liquor cabinet D O W N, Honesty

The lights are confused as to why he disappears at random times of the day and night and he just "leave me TF alone before I leave you a goshdarn diddly P R E S E N T while youre sleeping I'm tired"

patton: my child! my dark strange son!!

paranoia, who has children: ,,,,yea ok

Patton ticks him off so he leaves a big halloween decor spider on his bed and nobody sleeps for weeks after that bc pattons too scared to touch it and paranoia maybeperhaps glued it onto his cover

He's like one of those people you know might mean well but ooooooo boy theyre pushin buttons

Paranoia, whos fav animal/insect is spiders and whose children have tarantulas and snakes on the regular: hes not even realistic!! You need to learn to get along with mr sparkles patton!! look at him. he's fluffy!

He has googly eyes and glitter on him at all times of course hes named mr sparkles

paranoia gets to be a little petty. as a treat

Paranoia just carries bags of glitter around and whenever mr sparkles gets duller he takes mr sparkles to the kitchen counter and he dumps glitter on him

Logan and patton are tired of cleaning up bc paranoias just petty enough to make their counters eternally sparkly

"why is there glitter all over the kitchen?"

paranoia, holding mr sparkles: :)

Paranoia, after AA: I hate purple but they dont know that now do they

Paranoia is actually orange the last side is purple lol

Chaos Gremlin dark sides and nobody is surprised bc paranoia raised them

paranoia, going back to see his teen children after acting like a teen all day: what is up, fellow kids

honesty: i am going to lose it

Wrath, coming to yell at them to keep it down: why are you purple I'm purple

Paranoia, cackling bc finally I can get out of this horrible color: *snaps fingers * I'M PARANOIA MOTHERTRUCKERS HAVE FUUUNNNNN I'M GONNA BE MAKING YOUR LIVES LIVING HELL FROM THIS POINT FORWARDS

duke and nesty, pumped for halloween bc u l t i m a t e s p o o k: :D

paranoia, coming out in a traffic cone costume with a shit eating grin on his face: :D

Paranoia, decorating for halloween bc "oh I'm sorry it's just the *sniffles * homesickness and we a l w a y s decorated for halloween" knowing full well all of his decorations are spider and witch themed bc they all like the salem witch trials

He leaves ONE fake snake in romans cereal and the lights just. Lose it. Hes kicked back into the subconscious to be chaotic with his kids, no new side, just the hours upon hours of film hes gotten from the bugs hed placed around the unconscious and a plan for the next several movie nights

He gets back and honesty is w h e e z i n g bc he was watching through the cracks and they make a fail compilation of the light sides

It takes like two months for the lights to just go insane with him around not due to yknow paranoia but bc hes such a gremlin

Patton asks if he was raised by wolves and he shoves mr sparkles at patton saying "take the issue of how I was raised up with my father, a-hole!!"

He doesnt actually curse he just yells "A-HOLE" so loud his kids can hear

They dont find out he's a dad until hes summoned and hes making cookies or smt with the kids and hes in a bright orange stereotypical witch outfit,,, corset and all and an apron that says "worlds most chaotic dad" on the front

And hes talking to one of the kids like "duke you can only put dish soap in your batch nesty cant digest it like you can"

Patton has an apron that says worlds least chaotic 'dad' courtesy of paranoia he made it himself(read: he stole pattons good apron and scribbled over it in sharpie)

Paranoia is always close to cackling when around the lights bc theyre newbs to any chaos

Roman and remus are twins but roman is the kind of kid to promptly forget abt anyone and logan n patton knew remus less than a day before he "disappeared" aka ran to the subconscious to explore and theyve just kinda blocked him out

Logans fine with it and actually likes the decorations tho he has asked if they had to be so brightly coloured and if there had to be so much glitter

I say decorations but hes a secret gremlin at heart and is super close to snickering at all times bc of the pranks

Also yes paranoia mildly dads roman it's great but he dads in an older sibling type way

So pat and logan are all "hes fitting in as an older brother well" and they tell him abt their approval of his older brother chaos and hes just like "no this is how I am deal with it nothing to do with brothers" bc hes not telling them abt his kids he doesnt trust them

Hes up at like midnight complaining with logan abt how patton doesnt let him be full chaos gremlin and logan says "mmmhmm did your parents in the dark side let you go wild with the chaos" and paranoia just,,,,, looks at him, dead in the eyes, and says "I dont have parents"

Cue logan being confusion

Paranoia, who genuinely didn't have parents: my parents are mr sparkles and the cat we've had for my entire life

Logan, who doesnt know they had a cat and is now worried bc "are you taking care of it???": ???

Paranoia: it's great for keeping the Others in line tho I just say "do your chores or no snuggle time with ms peregrin" and they do their chores while I'm making dinner

logan, incredibly confused: i don't know what you mean but ok

Paranoia: yeah theyre dumb but it's the level of dumb youd expect from my idiots

Or he slips up and refers to them as his children/kids and logan, not realizing they have an Actual Father/Sons relationship/age difference(paranoias abt.late 20s early 30s, remus defies all logic and has been about 9-10 for a few years now, and dees like early teens) just says "huh how.interesting would it be to have to deal with people your age that immature" and paranoias just. "Y e a h t h e y r e t o t a l l y t h e s a m e a g e a s I a m"

Duke is very much baby and upon seeing duke eating glue paranoia and honesty the idiots decided to try it too

theyre so dumb dsdhdhdhjsdh

They AREEE and paranoia, after discovering that duke has the h a r d i e s t immune system they decide to test exactly what he can and cannot safely eat bc he may be dumb but hes also def a Dad and he just wants to take care of his kids and if that includes making sure that duke can safely consume toilet bleach then so be it

Duke can eat almost anything short of actual cyanide but cyanide just makes him sick like stomach bug sick

He somehow gets a fever,,,,, he has it for like half an hour and paranoia is amazed

Hes in bed,,,,, paranoia makes him soup,,,,,, hes all better and running around again

Paranoias parenting rules:

Dont murder your brothers pls

Do your chores or no snuggle time with ms peregrin

Glitter is always a yes

Insults are fine just make sure you dont overstep and make your brothers insecure

all of them are printed and then the last one is scrawled at the bottom in

If you get sick, tell him immediately bc he will find out and he will be the most obsessive parent to make sure you feel better ASAP

If your pronouns/name/function change, tell him immediately, he'll make sure you dont feel uncomfortable as well as he can

Duke dont put dish soap in honestys baked goods you know he cant digest it

It's a nice system for making chaos but keeping it manageable

They're all printed then the last one's scrawled in glitter gel pen and duke wrote a reply that said (I'm sorry yall dont have as good an immune system as I do)

There was a whole passive aggressive arguement on the bulletin for the next week before it got taken down to make room for dukes art

They eventually started just putting them up over each other and using magnets instead of thumbtacks

The entire bottom portion of the walls are painted in chalkboard paint so theres no unerasable drawing on the walls and the rest of the paint is magnetic so they can hang pieces everywhere

Dukes improving rapidly tho and doesnt like looking at his old art all the time so paranoia holds onto the drawings in several filing cabinets in case he ever wants to do redraws or needs his original prints to make something in the Imagination

also bc,,, sentimental

jus a little

Yeah bc "yes my child draws nothing but blood gore and new animals but hes a creative genius and I love all of his art"

Roman: anxiety I can see why you left

Paranoia: ??? What?? It's spoopy season??

Roman: there was BLOOD on the WALLS

Paranoia, internally: oh!!!! Duke perfected his blood recipe!!!!

Paranoia, externally: how did it taste?

Roman: WHO TASTES THE BLOOD ON THE WALLS?!?!

Paranoia: if it tasted like lemons or citrus you need to stay off of most foods, stick to crackers and broth- don't eat anything heavy until you're sure you wont throw it up

Patton, who was making cereal: ????

Also!!!! @iliveinprocrasti-nation Thanks for helping me flesh this AU out!!!

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