#ly’s ask

[wagner-fell]

I just saw your reblog of the mutual cupcakes🥹🥹

How are you!! I ask you every few weeks but then forget to respond I'm sorry😭

I kinda lost almost all of my irl friends, even the ones I was friends with before I started dating my ex, bc they said I was making things awkward in the friend group since he broke up with me and basically asked me to leave the gc, the discord server, the LIFE360, eTc

So when I saw that at the bottom of one of Fae’s posts it just made me really happy bc I know I’ll always have you guys even if I don’t have any irl :))

And you’re fine dw!!!!

#ly!!! #ly’s ask #mutuals my beloved

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

[catmanbowser]

Please draw leather jacket discowing more I beg of you he is so pretty!!!!! Also maybe leather jacket Cass but ahhh your art???? It's soo goodddd!!!

THANK YOU TEEHEE <3<3

Idk if you’ll see this anon bcs this is an old ask but here you go </3

#cb answers #catman's art #dick grayson #cassandra cain #nightwing #batgirl #dc #i remmebr i have tumblr asks of course i do [lying] #im not good at drawing leather stuff..sorry…tried my best….

[ragnarozzys]

2023 kk art but by itself this time

#homestuck #fanart #karkat vantas #no longer attached to my 2012 kk get outta here #also definitely absolutely not relevant to my last ask at all or anything #(lying) #ozzyart

[serethereal]

who up being big and small and big and small and big and small again

#and still…nobody… wants me… still nobody wants me and i know no one will save me i’m just. asking for a kiss… give me one good movie kiss an #d i’ll be alright… (<- lying)

[harrypotterfuryroad]

i thought we weren’t allowed to acknowledge that

#he blocked me when i asked him to stop lying about me or i'd have taken this to the source

[majorpatheticcas]

May I have this dance? 🌹

"I gotta be honest with you, kid. I'm not the smoothest dancer, but hey, at least we're dancing, right?"

Anon design by: @htsan

#i wasn't lying when i said I'll give y'all smol bean #artists on tumblr #sans #undertale #sans undertale #classic sans #ut!sans #sans x reader #sans x you #sans x anomaly #sansanomaly #cas asks #htsan #majorpatheticcas

[crawley-fell]

#I’ve been thinking about this scene a lot #I don’t think aziraphale is oblivious and i do think he is scared of the threat gabriel brings #But Aziraphale and Crowley have spent 6000 years lying to each other and pretending they’re okay #So when he calls him silly or asks him to dance he’s not being naive he knows there’s danger #but distraction and play are what they do best #They hide and scheme and plan separately even though they both want the same outcome #And would be so much stronger fighting together #But for them together is scary. It’s unknown. And it’s dangerous #And so the game continues. The push and pull. Cat and mouse. Angel and demon #Being lonely with each other. In a misguided attempt to keep each other safe #As i said ive only been thinking about it a lil bit not at all really haha x #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens gifs #aziraphale #gabriel #aziraphale fell #gomens #michael sheen #jon hamm #usersugar #tsusermels #userrlorelei #usereena #dailyineffablehusbands #my gifs

[distant--shadow]

the real truth is there ain't no end to the desert I'll cross

I've really known it all along

mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws

must be the big star about to fall

#imodna #imogen temult #laudna #critical role #spice level: korma #this one was a STRUGGLE with the angle idk #it's also hard to draw people lying down and not have it look like they're standing #anyway yeah I'm in a smile drawing era idk don't ask me I ain't a softie go away

[twoheadedfather]

tiktok "leftists" when you ask them to be normal about people with cluster b or paraphilic disorders

#tw ableism #high emphasis on the paraphilic disorders but #once saw someone say that pwASPD were “scared” of people with autism because they could “suss them out” #i sat there. jaw dropped. what are you talking about #of course she didn't say “pwASPD” but... i'm not using the other word idgaf #sorry ik a lot of people make posts about this but god are they not lying #ableism #cluster b #aspd #npd #bpd #hpd #paraphilic disorder #leftists after they're asked to be leftist (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)

[wagner-fell]

I don't think I've ever had a pair of clothes shrink in the dryer-

I know that I've definitely ruined clothes by mixing red and white and putting hand wash only/dry clean only, but i don't think the dryer has ever shrunk my clothes

Idk tbh 😭😭

My mom is just so convinced they’re shrink in the dryer we use a close line 💀💀💀

#ly!!! #ly’s ask

[wild0moon]

something something we are getting this game

#friday night funkin' #fnf #newgrounds #pico's school #pico newgrounds #fnf pico #friday night funkin pico #pico fnf #darnell pico's school #nene pico's school #friday night funkin #ive had the sketch for this lying around for. actually dont ask im embarrassed #the note i wrote on my phone when i first saw the composition in my head was 'draw ng trio but like a yakuza dynamic intro?' so. lmao #cw eye strain #maybe? idk its just saturated. tagging just in case #cw eyestrain #cw blood #cw guns #cw knives #cw knife

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

When exactly will we see Lapis and Peridot again?

You'll see them on 2025, August 21st, 6:03PM PST exactly.

#im trying this new technique of answering asks called lying #im hoping it will be more uhhhh entertaining than reminding people that this is a linear story #instead of a 6 second tiktok video with immediate gratification

[theellipelli]

better luck next time, lyney

#at home a few hours later #lyney can be found lying face down on the floor #deathly still #as his sister watches with distaste #freminet walks into the room and asks #kindly #whats wrong with him? #lynette makes a face and says #not so kindly #what isnt? #from the floor #the siblings listen to a pathetic wail #as lyney says #why didnt he stick them in my mouth :( #art #fanart #digital art #genshin impact #lyney #aether #lyney x aether #what the hell is their ship name!!!! #lynaether

[shripscapi]

#which speaking of the last ask #here is some oc art #my ocs #my art #sorry for lying and saying I wouldn’t post them. it will be infrequent tho

[kugisakiss]

Au where Conan is a weed dealer. Cue him sitting inside Kogoro's office and laughing calmly with bloodshot, red eyes while smoking.

taking down the B.O. the "normal" way is taking too long. Conan and Haibara are going to build a criminal empire so large it will chase them out of business and they're going to start it by selling meth without getting caught because who would even suspect them?

#asks #dcmk #detective conan #'it's pride month kids you know what that means' repeating endlessly in my head #shout out to that one case where conan was like 'taking drugs is as evil as committing murder' #also same case where the americans were like 'we're gonna name our restaurant K3 which stands for three Ks' bro.... brooo #sorry for going a bit off topic from the original prompt.. #i've started watching breaking bad and i'm really feeling that 'walter white stop lying to your poor wife' post #my art #edogawa conan #haibara ai #agasa hiroshi