#marvel (derogatory)

[st4rking]

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

#wednesday spoilers #marvel spoilers #your honor they're my emotional support dysfunctional couple #as everyone should know #i love tony stark #hes baby girl (derogatory) #and I also love emma #I feel like they're great foils to each other but I dont want to talk about that #theres so much controversy around their wedding #however #people do not realize how funny their friendship could be #tony “i think a mile a minute” stark #Emma “Worst time to be a telepath” Frost #you could not tell me the shenanigans that would happen if the situation was not so dire. #if it was not life or death #emma would be flooded with Tonys nonsensical ideas against her will #she is being held hostage send help #yes i know emma wont read his mind without consent but also mindreading would be smart now #especially since they're kind of alone in this #I have so many thoughts on them #AND THEY SAID MRS. AND MR. EMMA FROST #Literally called Tony malewife #Also Feilong is terrifying as an Iron Man villain #The Invincible Iron Man (2023) #I know this isnt how Tony looked in the comic but this is how I draw my tony #tony stark #marvel 616 #diddlydoo #emma frost #irondiamond

[tonkysexist]

MCU out here calling itself “616” like… babe you’re Ultimates on a good day

#well i mean ultimates produced miles morales so maybe that comparison is unfair to ultimates #marvel comics #marvel #marvel 616 #mcu (derogatory)

[redkelpfish]

Anyway here’s their first meeting exactly as it happened ❤️

#glad we're returning to our roots (grown man has irrational beef with a flippy teenager in a onesie) #marvel #across the spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spider verse spoilers #(ish?) #the spoiler is that it was on sight #miguel o'hara #miles morales #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #are you telling me this isn't their first interaction #atsv #art #i saw the vine and thought of them (derogatory) #is only one of the transparent backgrounds working on here? none of my business actually

[snazzyscarf]

assorted shitposts + a handful of normal art

#scarf.txt #armsmaster is like a marvel character to me (derogatory) #that mannequin is not my final design btw i absolutely need to workshop his crazy ass #my art #wormblr #parahumans #taylor hebert #clockblocker #alec vasil #armsmaster #mannequin #lisa wilbourn #cherie vasil #worm spoilers #so so so fucking sorry max :crumple:

[annabelle--cane]

the uniquely tumblr experience of starting to see a username around that's always attached to takes that piss you off a bit but ignoring it until you learn what their @ used to be three blogs seven urls and six years ago and you have a visceral oh it's that fucker reaction

#yeah we went to percy jackson together (derogatory) #marina marvels at life

[ladytabletop]

The dnd movie looks super fun and honestly that's what I look for in a movie these days

#I'm a simple bitch #Is it marvel? No? Is it fun in a way marvel could never? Yes? Great! I'm in! #I am not immune to Chris pine and rege Jean page #mcu (derogatory) #Don't mistake this as me enjoying DC either

[chuplayswithfire]

another on my list of favorite things about stede is that he's catty and bitchy and incredibly passive aggressive! this one i have so many thoughts about because i love that stede is incredibly flawed as a person; his cattiness and passive aggression are both a plus and a minus, as so many excellent character traits should be.

stede understands the aristocratic social settings of his time, his place - he may not be able to win them, but he understands them, he knows how to move in that world, he's just never been the person who could be liked and popular - but he UNDERSTANDS that world. He understands passive aggression and wields it like a master, sword and shield, aggressor and defender and sometimes coward, and like, as someone who hates passive aggression, i DO love when stede is being bitchy and catty because it's him having some backbone - i even love when he's doing it to the wrong people, because it shows where he stands and the room he has to grow.

when stede makes that fabulously bitchy little "trouble in paradise" remark, he knows that he's remarking on the underlying tension in ed and izzy's dynamic. when he's masterfully playing those french assholes, he's manipulating the social setting to his advantage, for his ends. even in episode 8, when he passive aggressively says that oh he's fine with his furniture being destroyed - he knows what he's doing! he's catty and bitchy and he's not naive and foolish and unable to understand communication, unable to converse. stede is often emotionally withholding and he doesn't necessarily understand himself or let others easily perceive him, but he's actually pretty good at the subtext. he lives in the subtext, communicates in it.

even in that bitchy moment to mary, where he says he forgives her for sleeping with doug - which he's not sincere about, he's passive aggressive there as he's been about other things throughout that episode (though even if it was sincere it would be gross and patronizing because you don't get to feel upset about that stede! you're the one who walked out!) - i both love and hate it. love it because god that's stede alright once again wielding passive aggression like a master, hate it because stede, buddy, pal, this is not a case where you're owed an apology, actually, this is not episode 8 where you want to say you hated that thing (and you're right to hate that thing) but you don't want to directly ask. this is the inverse of that, where you're upset about something to someone you don't have a right to be upset about -

but it's still good to see? because even if he's fucking it up, at least he's USING HIS WORDS. poorly, sure, but they aren't locked in his head.

and yes obviously i was with mary when she tried to kill him and glad when she failed. but also. it was a wonderfully bitchy little moment.

i hope that in season 2 we see more of catty and bitchy stede, but that its directed at the right people. i want to see him bitchy at izzy. i want to see him bitchy at pirates that disrespect him. i want to see him humble the english with passive aggression.

i want to see him wield his power for my own entertainment.

#stede bonnet #ofmd #ofmd meta #our flag means death #mary allamby bonnet #tagging mary for that one part lol but mostly this is just about how stede is such a marvelous bitch often affectionate sometimes derogator #derogatory even

[brightclearline]

A Marvellous Light by Freya Marske

#behold the lovebirds #big fan of stories where the romantic leads meet and it’s a mutual what the fuck is wrong with you (derogatory but intrigued) #and this book hella delivers #a marvellous light

[gordonsicedcoffee]

with peace and love, tysm jigsaw (2017) and spiral (2021) for making me appreciate the true merit and worth of saw 3d (2010). did not think it possible before. u have opened my eyes 😌💞🙏

#I'm so sorry my beautiful wife saw 3d pls come back home the kids miss u #I just sat down & watched these two back-to-back and I'm. huh #<-I'm v behind the times!! ALTHO!! now I kinda wish I was further behind them!!! so I could erase these films from my mind palace!!! #many abstract uncommunicable thoughts (derogatory) #like. saw 3d is bad. do not get me wrong. but jigsaw (2017)? crime against humanity & a targeted EVIL DEMENTED attack #whoever sat down & crafted logan. in a petri dish of discount marvel-extra swill. I just wanna talk #five minutes. outside. hoops off #I'm. I'm just #huh. alright #mine #sawposting

[nopeleavemealoone]

Fyolai our favorite insane couple

#Maybe its the mental illness talking but I wanna be them #Or like go and meet them i could sit with sigma and marvel alongside him on a continuous loop of “wtf even is this” #Me and sigma could have a homophobic awakening together #Anyways I love them sosososo much its unreal #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #fyolai #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungou gay(derogatory) dogs honestly #/j #bsd fanart #bungou stray sogs #Mine #my art

[indominusalex]

just remembered that Lady Sif literally had more screen time in a fucking Loki show than she did in an actual thor movie

#thor #marvel #lady sif #Sif #mcu #Loki #thor love and thunder #thor 4 #thor 4 (derogatory) #i need someone to pay #i need someone to pay for robbing me off some Valkyrie/Sif action or even DIALOGUE

[tonkysexist]

MCU stans when the MCU whitewashes a character: the MCU isn’t the comics. Stop acting like the MCU is supposed to be the comics.

MCU stans when the MCU calls itself 616: The MCU is literally an adaptation of the comics it is the same universe and can call itself 616.

#pick a lane please #marvel #marvel comics #mcu (derogatory)

[redkelpfish]

Everyone and their mother: “Wonder Woman’s the only thing keeping the live-action DC cinematic universe afloat! Single-handledly saving the trash fire—“

Freddie and Billy, the real relative gems of the DC Cinematic Universe, doing their best:

#yes I know it’s spelled Freddy #i just don’t care #it’s freddie to ME #dc #billy batson #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #shazam #shazam (derogatory) #freddy freeman #do I think Shazam! (2019) is good? #idk man I genuinely have not seen it #doesn’t matter #the evidence is I feel it in my heart #also it actually has color so that’s an automatic boost

[tasteofyourblood]

at this point i just completely forgot everything about stranger things s4 and i'm just holding eddie munson like a barbie doll

#im being serious about this. idk what they put in canon about his character.. i just have the character i created in my head #i'm holding him in my mitts and bouncing him around. combing his jair with this tiny brush #(i really fucking wish i could obsess over him w/o associating myself with the marvel of tv) #marvel (derogatory) of course #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie

[leche-flandom]

Who tf is this clown?!

I'm not usually bothered enough by website changes to take action, but I could not abide by that creepy little pirate clown plaguing my dashboard uninvited. It's not so much the eerie presence that bothers me, but the intrusiveness of this ad campaign. That being said, I put in a little effort and found a way to massively improve that immovable eyesore by messing with the image url through the "inspect image" option.

The Doctor disapproves of your ham-fisted advertising, @staff

#agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #leo fitz #the doctor (agents of shield) #marvel #hellsite (derogatory) #tumblr pls fix it #buggy the clown #seriously what the fuck #this is like when apple thought it'd be a good idea to foist U2 onto everyone #tumblr dashboard #dashboard clown #this alternate reality evil scottish scientist is not good but infinitely better than a goddamn pirate CLOWN WHAT IF PEOPLE WITH PHOBIAS SE #oh yeah i remember that fitz actually dislikes clowns (in the dark with knives) so this is fitting! #procrastination station #iain de caestecker

[farsight-the-char]

Always interesting people talk about Miles and his universe in the context of Spiderverse movie, without talking about the complete Disaster his timeline is (1610/Ultimates).

Somewhere, Reed Richards/The Maker is genecrafting an army of Superhumans to Take Over The World, And He Will Win.

#miles morales #spider-man #the maker #reed richards #marvel #ultimate marvel (derogatory) #marvel critical #spiderverse