#mc is a dumb fuck.

[mason-dragon-hunter]

Mc: I'm broke again :<

Lucifer: How?

Mc: Mammon, Levi and Asmo are expensive.

Lucifer: What do you mean? Did they take your money?

Mc: No, I made a new cosplay with Levi, went shopping with Asmo, and went to a casino with Mammon.

Mc makes dumb financial decisions

#mc is a dumb fuck. #obey me #obey me belphie #obey me leviathan #obey me writing #obey me nightbringer #lucifer avatar of pride #Lucifer do not gove them more grimm #they will repeat what they did #its not your brothers fault #mamon #obey me imagines #obey me swd #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #asmo obey me #asmodeus obey me #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me x mc #obey me x y/n #obey me x oc

[lorephobic]

have i talked before about how crazy it drives me that in old bdubs videos he would super abashedly talk about his love for making things pretty? because. it drives me crazy.

at the beginning of mc4 when everyone was clearing out spawn so it was a lifeless flat plot of land to build on and bdubs took it personally and added grass and foliage once everything was built to make the whole landscape more lively and cohesive. and how hed get made fun of for thinking about little shit like that.

also when he got asked what hed be doing if he wasnt doing mc and he mentioned music (i think) and basically was super embarrassed to be like “i know its not very manly, but im super into artsy fartsy stuff”. as if that is a bad thing.

anyway im getting so emo thinking about how in hermitcraft, everyone knows and admires bdubs skill as a builder and its not ever something thats made fun of anymore. thinking about how bdubs never talks down about his own abilities anymore and instead of feeling weird about being a dude whose into artsy fartsy stuff, hes really embraced his career as a creator of beautiful things.

#sorry this post is literally so self indulgent #last rb got to me okay #remembering when i first got into bdubs and id see him in other ppls content and was like ‘oh hes silly haha’ #but i didnt actually start watching him until i saw his hc8 base and thought it was one of the coolest things id ever fucking seen in mc #i started watching his videos and the way he talked about block palettes and gradients #and the way hed try things i’d never think could work really blew me away #and hes always been like this #i remember even in hc4 with his modern house #the way he used snow to create a slope was like. mind blowing to me. #ten years after he first did it LOL #hes taught me so much about minecraft as an art medium its fucking crazy #anyway #its been a while since ive gushed about bdubs this feels really good actually #i love him :( #edit: i wasnt gonna say anything when this was a dumb little personal post but ppl are actually rbing it #so i will correct myself #in my tags when i said hc4 i meant mc4 #lol

[biblicallyaccuratemeat]

Me, every time I read a fic where Sebastian is portrayed as a deeply in denial about his feelings simp:

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fandom #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x reader #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow fanfiction #it gets me every fucking time #he’s just a dumb little baby #every also is highly aware of his feelings #love that feral himbo

[fooltofancy]

important to understand that my approach to oc design and characterization depends explicitly on how i'm playing that specific game, like. a thing you should know about ilya is that he is the kind of person who will dive into the middle of a large pull ahead of the tank and pop all of his mitigation while screaming because i get distracted and do that. constantly.

... it's the siren's call of the big aoe damage noises, ok.

#mostly im thinking about these things because they're the easy things to think about #i am. very. very. bad. at like deeplore dives lmao #so bad!!!!!!! i'm here for the emotional complexity do Not ask me where this man lives i don't know #... i do know. #once it starts branching out into history and family lore and godforbid fucking cultural lore i am just #so dumb. i'm so dumb i was not designed for worldbuilding even if it's just the world of one weird little guy #v invested in other people's sandboxes because mine is very small and it's also just full of rocks. #anyway. #my partner: BABY MOOOOOOOOODE #me: it's okay my heal is up it'll be FINE #also increasingly play casters like melee dps so everybody gets to suffer that as well #ilya standing directly under a very large guy in his stupid leylines like MANAWARD'S UP IT'S FINE #.... i dont play blm as much now honestly because to contribute i have to be less stupid. and that's not fun. #i really. REALLY enjoy the big melee dps damage noises #they're across the board better than caster noises. so disappointing because in my heart i am On Fire #sam+pal noises are the best noises in the game #SPINNING #i'm thinking too hard about backstories and it's not going well lmao #grabbing this creature by the shoulders and shaking him violently like WHO ARE YOOOOOOOU #concussed probably his brain is just sloshing around in there #babg mode blogging #this is also why he's canonically A Guy Who Touches Things He Shouldn't #because i'm that guy. #i'm the guy who touches things. #this explains sehren also like she would not be who she is if i didnt play dragona age with wild hubris and abandon #.... it wasnt fun unless i was wildly underleveled in places i didnt belong ok #every if mc ive gotten invested in also

[fuckkyourlife]

I got some opinions on vil and how the fandom generally portrays him in writing as someone who would be a very uptight and sort of mean s/o, i have a counter argument in the form of headcannons:

-He would be the absolute most doting loving person to be with because he knows how mean the world is and would just want to make you comfortable being yourself

-would offer to style you and do makeup but would also appreciate you just the way you are

- i think would especially love a quirky s/o or someone that owns up to and maybe laughs at their mistakes, because they feel ‘real’ to him.

-If he fell in love he would 100% want them to stay exactly how they are and would just want to love and be loved

-definitely gives me Tamaki(ohshc) vibes once he catches feelings in the sense of simping hella hard

-cares for his professional image but literally does not give a shit about superficial stuff the straight up beiber and hailey relationship of twisted wonderland because everyone would be loving how genuine and happy you guys are

-i can imagine vil becoming more popular than neige with fans after getting into a relationship because they see the more candid side of him, laughing and joking and kissing eachothers cheeks would just make everyone swoon for him and make them like “damn i need a mans like him” (damn i need a mans like him! 😭)

-WOULD STOP CALLING YOU POTATO SO MUCH! Would probably call you something like ‘my sweet girl’ or ‘my sweetest mc’

Idk i read a story on the evil queen and how she ultimately just wanted to be happy with the man that saw her beauty for more than face value and be a good mother to her step daughter snow because she had seen her sadness in snow and wanted to help her heal before becoming mad, she is portrayed more as a tortured soul in this story who had fallen into madness by the hatred from her father for her beauty and kindness; in fact she tries very hard to break the cycle and be rid of the ‘cursed mirror’(spoiler its her dad in the mirror taunting her) so she could be a good mother for snow even after the passing of her husband. I felt that this very much could be similar to vils personality as he wants to leave an positive impact and tries very hard to be beautiful inside and out, but really wants people to value him as an actual human and is actually an absolute sweetheart<333… and so i think he would not tolerate someone treating him as a superficial ‘evil queen’ or being bratty towards him, he simply would not tolerate it because it would break his trust. Please for the love of god just simp for this man!!!

#twst #twisted wonderland #im just feeling simpy over this man today #hes such a good boy and someones gotta treat this mans right #i can relate to rook because i would literally just sit there smiling all dumb like ‘i like u :)’ #i fucking hate it here #reality is a curse all i want to do is simp over pretty boys and make them blush #twst x reader #vil #vil shoenheit #vil x mc

[lazulisong]

I'm so mad about this novel I'm following on novelupdates.

Like it's stupid and I love stupid but the original protagonist is replaced by like a transmigrator?

And this dingus reads enough BL and enough transmigration novels to recognize the novel he's in BUT he does NOT realize that transmigrating as the PROTAGONIST of a face slapping novel is a real bad sign????

No! Red flag!!!! If you are transmigrated into a face slapping novel it should be as the ANTAGONIST or there is no drama!!! If you are transmigrated as the protagonist you ARE the fucking drama!!!!!!

"٩( ᐛ )و OH BOY SWEET LIFE HERE I COME!! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!?? I'll just act like a giant green tea bitch!!! The world loves me!!!!!" I'm.

#meg what is your problem #trash garbage #danmei #I love the rest of it tho #an mc as dumb and cute as a ginger kitten! #doting! #an ML who is crazy bonkers fucking insane yandere!!! #but trying to act like a human!!!!! #shovel that shit straight into my brain I love it

[artdumpss]

I've been busy

#error 143 #error143 #micahyujin #micah yujin #cats art #i missed the tagging system SO MUCH #I'm still not active but I wanted to show ya'll what I've been up to and how im doing #shits fucked for me irl #BUT i think I've improved quite a bit from my last post art wise #like look at that. it's not perfect or amazing or anything but i drew that!!! and im proud of it #im really into the MC I made for the game. she was supposed to be a self insert but she's slowly turning into her own character #and i love that #anyways i hope you all are doing good in these trying times #and follow my twitter if you wanna see more of my dumb drawings o7

[asmo-cosmetics]

not to shit on anyone else's theories or anything but all of you are wrong about what would happen if there was another war

regardless of how you feel about solomon, it does not take super advanced media literacy skills to understand that his belief that the human world is equal to the devildom and the celestial realm is being narratively framed as (a) morally correct if not (b) literally true.

mc is human. mc is, generally speaking, a moral agent. mc makes their own decisions on their own terms, not based on pleasing the boys; i.e. going to the attic was not "siding with belphie," it was just the right thing to do -- choosing humanity would not be "siding with solomon," it would just be the right thing to do.

aside from mc sort of acting as the boys' moral compass a lot of the time, especially for the brothers, it's also relevant that, much like what was said in solomon's weird alice in wonderland hallucination, demonkind and angelkind both care a lot about humans by definition. just in two different, equally misguided ways.

my point being: why do you assume the brothers would side with the devildom? why do you even assume diavolo and barbatos would? dia's dad is a deadbeat and barbatos knows that because he's the one who raised him. why do you assume simeon and luke would side with the celestial realm? simeon clearly cares more about lucifer and the brothers than any angel other than luke he sees on a daily basis, and luke goes where his dad goes, plus lucifer was his idol before michael, plus michael also still adores lucifer.

they're all going to side with mc and solomon for humanity against god and the demon king, thank you for your interest in this presentation

#this is hypothetical btw #i do not think mc and solomon fuck up the past so bad that they start Great Celestial War 2: Electric Boogaloo #i am just tired of seeing ''who is mc going to side with'' posts bc it is so dumb 2 me sorry #obviously humanity but also it literally doesn't matter because they're all choosing whatever side mc's on #obey me! #obey me! headcanons #obey me! meta #<- i guess #notebook

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Talking with my friends about how Itadori and Takemichi would be friends, this just happened bc obviously bestfrendo Todou comes in the pack 😌

Todou: What type of women do you like?

Takemichi panicking: Err...

Todou: Or men

Takemichi: Oh! Blond, with dark empty eyes and depression.

Todou: Blond, wise choice my friend!

Itadori: With depression? Like Junpei, niiiice!

(They share one brain cell between the three of them, we all know it)

Extra: Chifuyu is there thinking in asking to Itadori and Todou if they want to join Thousand Winters

#yes we were ranting about dumb people that says itadori is the best mc ever and hates takemichi #bc saying that is not understanding any of them #itadori and takemichi would be best friends #itadori would fucking admire takemichi for never giving up #they would cry together #and takemichi would give itadori wholesome speeches when he's having a mental breakdown #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori is a ray of sunshine #and takemichi is a golden retrievee #hanagaki takemichi #takemitchy is an amazing mc and i will say it again and again #tokyo revengers

[yourqueenb]

This would be romantic if they both weren’t the idiots that they are

#choices tda #choices the duchess affair #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #Nat is still selfish and inconsiderate af #MC is stupid for trying to hook up with him in the QUEEN’S hedge maze #after all her damn talk about protecting Louise’s reputation and her family overall #she and Nat haven’t been the least bit discreet and she expected to never get caught? #fucking dumb #choices app #pixelberry studios #pixelberry

[torgawl]

sorry i can't take this chapter seriously the flying head took me out whekshej

#yuutas domain name also #i know it fits his character but omg let's tone it down on cliché and predictability a little please 😂 #i didn't wake up at 5 am for this #i mean i was right about kenny's will but whatever it kinda fell flat #the thing about this being a jjk 0 inverse was right with yuuta defeating kenny and the cursed spirits attack which makes me think about my #rika theory may also be on the right track #but also we just know that having an exposed plan means it won't go this way #this is like who's more op yuuta or sukuna and it's boring and they both need a power down which i really think will come #and seeing sukuna look down on yuuji still only mentioning the soul punch not having the blood manipulation mentioned even though it was #hinted to be yuuji's... he's definitely gonna have a bigger role than just the last punch he has to #there's also the whole megumi thing #sukuna doesn't know yuuta and yuuji's goal was to save megumi to which yuuji conjured a plan #what was defined as yuuta and yuuji's plan doesn't means it is in fact their plan (or just their plan) #the two mcs against sukuna and power of love being the theme makes sense thematically but on god this was lame #anyways hoping for sukuna to take rika 🤞 rika having a second death/dispersal would also be very jjk 0 it just makes sense idk how #but make it happen or i will bite someone 😂 #also i didn't comment but geto's body releasing the spirits makes no sense to me unless kenny wanted to emulate geto's attack to the school #and collected spirits for this purpose only but when did he even do that man #again... the stupid head flying was so fucking dumb idk what i imagined but it wasn't that #whatever gege i am gonna wait for next week and hope something interesting actually happens bye #sorry for being a hater but this chapter felt like a bunch of nothing thrown at our face even though the fight wouldn't really have #results in one chapter being who they are it still felt disappointing that just nothing interesting happened after such a long break too #and again.... WHERE THE HELL IS MAKI #there's also that part!!!! neither us or sukuna know what she's up to #maki save us save us maki #jjk leaks #still thinking about kenny's head she was an airplane...... 😂 what kind of cartoon reality was that #absurdism and surrealism in jjk as a theme but also what if something is just incredibly stupid 😭

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

i want ike to be in three houses

for science

#DCB RD Run #y'all know what i'm talking abt if u follow me lmao #ike rly does say all the most perfect shit but most ppl don't even get to see it these days #bc intsys won't make the games accessible and they cost hundreds of dollars for a used copy jfhsagjdg #BUT ALSO this line? REALLY fuckin wish they said to zelgius too with someone anyone even if it wasn't ike #would've been really awesome tho for it to be ike who said it so that zelgius couldn't uwu my teacher his way out of being a villain #what is it with them making ppl be like uwu my teacher and that suddenly make them not a villain fhajgdgsj #like WHERE WAS THIS LINE WHEN IN REBIRTH 2 #we had tibarn with us! ranulf! shinon! oscar! SOMEONE could've said it!!! #hecky schemcky if OSCAR said it? that would be like DAMN u fucked UP tho #if OSCAR couldn't forgive you for something? d a m n sonny that one would cut d e e p #but also?! shinon! being calm about it! and just telling him outright! look! nah! you did all that shit! and now you want to uwu us to death #nah! what you did was unforgiveable and you kept doing unforgiveable things! #i mean come on there's a line out the door of ppl who wanted to get or deserved to get revenge on that guy #YES I HAD TO LET IT OUT AGAIN I'M STILL MAD THAT SEPH GOT THE WHOLE NO U DID BAD #BUT ZELGIUS DID ARGUABLY WORSE BC HE DIDN'T DO IT AFTER LOSING HIS ENTIRE FUCKING MIND #AND HAVING HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SLAIN AND HIS FOREST HOME BURNT TO DEATH #LIKE. COME ON. SEPH AT LEAST HAS A LEGIT REASON TO HAVE LOST HIS MIND BUT ZELG? #siiiiiiiiigh. anyway put ike in three houses so he can teach all the dumb stans how to be a proper mc #yeah that's right i said it A PROPER MC #blorbo is in the corner hiding bc he doesn't like these tags. see his bow? see it? it's poking into the pic #ALSO HOW COME REYSON DOESN'T GET ANY LINES WITH SEPH ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED POST BATTLE #this post has gone in three entirely different directions in the tags good for me good for me

[embersofhope-if]

I heard we were sharing MCs! This is Poppy, she's really nice and charming and a little bit unhinged but she's got it under control.....for now, at least.

omg homegirl is literally glowing🥺. i will always support her in both her charm and in her unhinged behavior. *eyes the "for now" part* well good thing i would never give her a reason to lose control. ever. (im lying and we all know it)

#thanks for the ask! #off topic but i fucking love ur tags everytime you reblog something i post #they're very entertaining #mc vesper. #kdelarenta #i have no idea why but everytime i see ur profile pic i always get reminded that i need to pick like interview outfits for mc and aurel #ive found everyone elses but i literally dont know what options to give for mc and what to do for aurel #this is me asking literally anyone to dumb pretty outfits into my inbox #mc picrews

[sunshineandviolets]

"Hey there baby bird, like what you see? "

Drew Georgia Young // Roommates with Benefits <3

#roommates with benefits #playchoices #playchoices edits #choices rwb #drew young #my edits #rwb was that book i started as a joke #thought it was going to dumb and needed a laugh #... ends up the one i like the most in comparison to those currently releasing #also she got me twirling my hair esp in the latest chp #shes so fucking pretty i cant #i really like the mc too!! #and their dynamic with each other #am i the one of the only ones who likes this book? #maybe so #safsagsdgdsgsdfhdfhjdf

[helladventurers]

....i wonder how much of a hot take it is to say that i had more fun with drakengard 3 than nier replicant....

#listen #drakengard 3 is a fucking shitpost of a game #as hatoful boyfriend has proven you can't have the mc fuck pigeons without knowing you're shitposting #nier replicant takes itself almost like 90% seriously and it suffers greatly from that #also the party in drakengard 3 is weirdly fun despite being a bunch of sex addicts trying to save the world #and zero is such a dumb protagonist and yet her having such a casual attitude towards sex is weirdly refreshing pff #her being like 'hmm if i feel like it' when one of the boys ask if she wanna have sex sent me

[realness-remade]

BEDWARS FAIL: the lag keeps killing me and its DEFINITELY not because im bad at pvp. totally

#never played a pvp gameOr done minecraft pvp in general. and havent even played mc in months BR NICE TO ME #but like forreal i keep lagging when i tower up and its pushing me to my death during Epic fights #my best strategy is to probably just fuck around and play dumb so i get betterBUT I CANT WHEN THE LAG KILL ME