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spynorth · 2 years
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Me a month ago: man this fandom is dead
Me now: writing with 9 main characters
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amtrak-official · 5 months
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A friend sent me this:
SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
I love this post so much
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malinastharlock · 3 months
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Hi my lovelies, 😘 omg I am so freaking done with being sick. Like seriously. It seems like every week it's a new disease or something that's trying to make me feel miserable. Anyways, I hope you all had a great weekend. Stay classy Midgardians 🤘😝🏴‍☠️
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charliejart · 3 months
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🏴‍☠️ Captain Beidou 🏴‍☠️
Heya, all!
I have some art of Beidou to share with you all!
Like usual, her outfit has been tweaked slightly, but this was because some fancy looking bits of clothes that I found on Pinterest just absolutely SCREAMED ‘Beidou’ to me. But, I tried to also keep some of her core elements too, of course.
I hope you call like the Captain’s look.
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The captain looks absolutely STUNNING to me, and possibly possesses THE strongest legs I have ever drawn. *Chef’s kiss* 😘
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buckgasms · 2 years
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OMG Pirate AU ! I WANNA TAKE IT ! 😍
Let's imagine, everyone fears James Barnes and his crew, but what if he saves you from your drowning ship and you immediately feel a bond between each other. So he let's you Stay in his room, away from his crew which looks at you like some prey.. but he's the one keeping you save and warm at night when she shows you his sensual side? 😉😉🥵🥵
I know it's late, don't judge me!!! Also I hope it's not shit 😘😘😘 thank you @imagine-all-the-fandoms for requesting and sorry it took so long ❤️❤️❤️
Warnings: p in v, kissing, pining, reader is attacked but saved, pregnancy mentioned
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You sat shivering and wet on the deck of the Howling Wolf. You'd heard tales of this ship, it's wild crew and the infamous captain James 'Bucky' Barnes. They were feared across the Carribbean by anyone with sense. They would arrive on an island like a summer storm, filling their ship with all the goods, treasures and drink they could find. They enjoyed the pleasures of women at local taverns, fought over cards and walked the line between heroes and horrors, depending on who you asked.
You had been travelling with your father, when a band of pirates had attacked the ship. You managed to hide away, but realised when all fell quiet that the ship was aflame and you were trapped in the hull. You took a risk and fought your way up to the deck in time to jump into the sea before the gunpowder stores exploded.
You had slipped in and out of consciousness as you clung to a piece of driftwood until you heard shouting from above. You were lifted to the deck of the ship and here you sat, exhausted beyond belief and terrified of what was to come.
You watched the crew as they leered and nudged each other. Your dress was torn, exposing your soft, delicate body to their hungry eyes. You bit your lip, to stop yourself from whimpering. You wouldn't let them see you cry.
Suddenly heavy footsteps dragged all their attention away and they leapt to their feet as the captain approached. He stopped in the centre and shouted at his crew who had stopped working since your arrival. Suddenly they sprang to work and you were left waiting. Waiting for his judgement.
He crouched down and you met his gaze. "Welcome aboard" he said quietly before running his eyes over your body. He stood up and removed his jacket before wrapping it around you, providing a little more coverage. He asked your name, and raised his eyes at the response, recognising that you were the daughter of an eminent judge who had sent many pirates to the gallows. You cringed as you could see the thought running through his mind. "Well perhaps for the moment we can keep that information between us?" You nodded and he clicked his tongue, looking at your sore, bloodied feet, ragged hair, wild eyes. He scooped you up without warning and carried you out of the heat of the sun. His crew whistled and whooped and you struggled a little in his arms. He carried you into his lavish quarters and placed you on his bed. "Please don't" you whispered pulling his jacket tighter around your body. He shook his head, "relax, you are safe here, but it's better to let their imagination run wild, they'll leave you alone if they think you're mine..."
Something in your stomach flipped when he said 'mine' but you pushed it to the side. He passed you some wine and water which you gulped greedily. "Sleep" he said and abruptly left the room. You shivered again before sliding down onto his pillow and slipped into a slumber.
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Later that day he returned with food and clothes. He dropped the dresses on the bed but you sprang up and rushed over to the food, absolutely starving, forgetting all sense of decorum and stuffed your face with whatever was in front of you. He sat down and chuckled at you while he helped himself a little more politely than you.
Finally you slowed down and realised your rudeness. "Oh I'm so sorry" you gasped and buried your face in you hands. He laughed again and poured you more to drink, "Please! I should have fed you sooner, I'm a terrible host." You smiled softly and shook your head, "you've been very kind..."
That night he left you to his bed while he slept on a fancy chaise lounge. You watched him silently in the dark, wondering if he would change his attitude, but he just snored softly, fidgeting every so often. He was more handsome than the stories gave him credit for, he had a few scars but they only added to his features. He had a thick, tidy beard that he scratched often when he was talking. His chestnut hair was often tied in a ponytail but a few wisps hung around his face like a frame. His eyes were bluer than any ocean or sky you'd seen in your life. Every so often they were fixed on you, pinning you to your seat, as if he could see your innermost thoughts. Which you were starting to hope wasn't possible.
There had also been a rumour about his arm, lost in a fearsome battle. Some say with soldiers, others said it was a monster from the deep. The story, they said was that he replaced his arm with a silver one forged by Poseidon and would live on the waves forever in repayment to the King of the Oceans.
You had spied the arm, and it was a thing of beauty. Most pirates had wooden limbs so his silver arm was much more impressive, but you didn't think it was as mythical as the stories suggested. You would ask him about it one day. Before you knew it you had drifted off to the sounds of his snores and dreamed of flashes of silver and tanned skin wrapped around you in the moonlight.
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After a few days you were dying for a wash. Your hair was starting to stick together, your sweat settled on you and overall you felt pretty disgusting. You mentioned to Bucky and he glanced out his window. "I'll see what I can do..." You giggled at him, "you can control the weather Captain Barnes?" He smiled and leaned over until he was inches from you, "You'll have to wait and see little nymph."
He left you all day and you could feel the ship being strained left and right, his voice carried from the deck to your room catching you out every so often as your mind drifted to him.
That evening he knocked on the door and smiled when you answered. "Your shower awaits my lady." You laughed again and let him lead you up to the deck. The fresh rain hammered down on the deck. He had set up sheets around to give you privacy and provided soaps. You could only stare at him, "You.... You made it rain?" He chuckled, wiping the rain from his forehead. "Enjoy, little nymph" and he left you.
You found your way to the middle and quickly disrobed. The rain was slightly warm and you sighed as it ran over your body. The soaps he provided were beautifully scented and you spent ages cleaning your hair and scrubbing at your skin until it was smooth and silky again. The suds gathered around your feet and rinsed away beneath you.
That was when you heard a creak. Before you could react, a man ripped one of the sheets from in front of you. You screamed as he grabbed you, his breath stinking and hands bruising your body as he dragged you to the floor. "He's been hiding you away from us, and now I see why..." His gravelly voice sending a chill through your body and tears at your eyes. You screamed again, arms flailing and clawing at him as he tried to get you.
Pain tore at your limbs when suddenly the weight was lifted from you. You grabbed the fallen sheet and flipped around to see James lifting the man from the ground, silver arm glinting in the moonlight.
"You dare to touch her?" He growled, his arm tightening around the throat of your attacker. The man whimpered and gasped as his captain walked to the edge of the ship and held him over the side. "Please, I made a mistake..." The man strained and flailed over the ocean, James just nodded. "Yes you did, none will make it again..." And without warning he let go of the man.
He returned to you, rage and concern fighting on his features. He scooped you up and stormed back to his room. He left you there for a while and you grabbed a dry sheet to wrap around your body. You could hear him shouting at his men, the most animated you had heard him in your entire stay. You shivered again, not sure if it was the cold or the shock but you didn't know what to do with yourself. You just waited for him.
Finally the door clicked open and you stood up. You both stared at each other for a moment before you ran to him. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your lips to his. His hands pulled the sheet from your body and glided over your damp skin. Finally you broke away and looked at him, his hands cupped your cheeks. "Are you alright? I'm sorry, I didn't know he was there...I just wanted to do something nice for you...shit" He groaned and leaned his forehead against yours. You stroked his beard and shook your head. "I'm alright, I'm alright...." He chuckled and ran his hands through your wet hair and tilted your chin up. "Well I need to check I think...."
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You lay back on his bed, candlelight illuminating your body. He threw his own clothes to the corner of the room and crawled over you. Your hands glide over his thick muscles as he presses kisses to your face. "I've been dreaming about this little nymph, couldn't believe you washed up on my boat of all places." You smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck, nuzzling into his chest as he growled at you.
His hands explored your body like a man starved. His rough hands squeezed at your breasts, lips wrapping around your nipples. He tickled your tummy before stroking your thighs, spreading them wide to expose your heat to him. He sucked in in a breath as he dipped down and licked and sucked at your heat. You whined and sank your fingers into his hair. "Oh my god..." You whined as he devoured you, holding you tight to the bed as you writhed beneath his ministrations.
You cried out as you drew closer to your peak, but he pulled away, leaving you begging for more. "Patience little nymph, can't let you have all the fun..." You groaned and clawed at his back and wrapped your thighs around his waist. "Captain....." You whined and he chuckled, rubbing his length against your soaking folds. He groaned as he sank into your heat and you gasped at the size of him filling you up. He took a moment for you both to adjust before he began to slide in and out of you, the pressure building in your stomach again. He captured your lips in a searing kiss, your breaths catching as you both threw all your lust and desire into kisses and touches.
As his hips snapped harder you cried out and gasped for air, holding on to him tightly as you both peaked together. After a moment you collapsed against each other, panting for breath and holding each other tightly. You wanted to savour the feeling of him wrapping you close, the scent of salt and sweat on his skin, the deep rumble of his voice. But you couldn't keep awake and drifted into a sleep in his arms, legs tangled in the sheets and each other.
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Months later you found yourself free to roam the ship, spending most of your days on deck, bathing in the warm sunshine. Now that you were Bucky's and his retribution for touching you very swift and savage, you were free to do as you pleased.
You sat in a beautiful chair he had stolen from a court house, draped with furs taken from a trade ship and you wore all the finest clothes and jewels he could get for you.
"How is my little nymph?" He would ask, coming up to press kisses to your head, cheeks and lips, before running his hand over the little bump that had grown in your belly. You couldn't help but smile and return his kisses, holding his hand to you, the scent of the sea and his ocean blue eyes offering all the adventure you'd ever need....
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monstrousproductions · 10 months
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🎉 We are BACK, baby!! Episode One Hundred and Three is now live! 🤩
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[Image: The Monstrous Agonies logo, teal against a black background. The logo is a complex puzzle cube with M on one face and A on another in a gothic font. End description.]
This week, how to handle mistaken identity; and helping a loved one take magical matters more seriously…
Listen on our website, on iTunes, or wherever you get your podcasts. Full transcript available online.
Tonight’s first letter was submitted by A Witch Named Ed, the second letter came from Ella K. Smith, this week’s advert came from Kate and, thanks to me miscounting how many slots I had open before I closed the inbox for ad submissions, this week's sign-off was based on a suggestion by Reggie Kim! Thanks, friends! 😘
If this week's episode isn't enough to slake your Heroic thirst, check out yesterday's @tranthologies episode - a nautical horror featuring yours truly and the ever effervescent William A. Wellman off of @hellofromthehallowoods 🏴‍☠️😍
We had a buuuunch of people sign up to Patreon over the break so HUGE thanks to Gnome Anne, Nellie, Colleen, Laney, The Menagerie and Keenan for helping to keep the lights on here at Monstrous HQ!
Join them by making a monthly pledge at Patreon or you can make a one-off donation at www.ko-fi.com/hrowen!🤑🧙‍♂️
As always though, the single best way you can support the show is to shout about it! Posting on social media, leaving reviews, telling your friends how much you love it - everything helps 🥰
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sbnkalny · 4 months
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SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!!but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
Now, now, calm down—I swear i’m not 🚫 gay 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ I touched the alien daddies 👾👀👅👌 will drop u out The spaceship 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will never see the light at the end of everything my mom yelled at me for taking a bath once every decade or so, nothing continued to happen. more nothing. the return of the jedi junior novelization, authored by ryder windham and released in the 90s, so stick that bit of apparel on, as advertised in that carol song. Give someone a genital and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and nothing more.
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patron-saints · 2 days
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🛼🍄🔪 for the ask game 😘
hi beeee i can’t believe i talked to u for five hours and then u immediately sent me an ask so i could talk more. ur a real one for that
🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis
i completely fucked up my recently used emojis for this. i genuinely made a giant list and then narrowed it down to this:
🩸🔫 🍯 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 🐶
it’s almost sweet like that lol
as a bonus here was the full list:
🥹🥰🫡🫶🏻💋💄🫀👩🏻👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼🐶🌹🍦🍯🍵🍶🏢🕯️🔫🩸🛏️🗂️❤️‍🔥⚧️🔚🔜🔙🔛🔝🔜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
🍄 ⇢ share a headcanon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
at this point i fear you know most of them already for rizalust and olizumi so i’ll share one i think i might not have shared for another ship and say that i think both al and mei are on the ace spectrum!
🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?
dolphin reproduction i think. like obviously the history of the strap-on is fun but not that weird, tattooing also fun but not at all weird, the murders of burke and hare not fun but maybe not that weird.., dolphin mating habits ? extremely weird. esp considering i was still young enough to be very easily squicked out by stuff when i was writing abt mermaids with @a-m-bi-t-i-o-u-s back in like. was it freshman year of high school? wild.
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naranjapetrificada · 7 months
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Smell ya later ✌️
Having watched the 3 premiere episodes has reminded me just how much it meant to me to watch season 1 in a bubble. I loved so much about everything I saw, but the most valuable thing of all about having new stuff was being able to gauge my reactions to it without all the noise around it.
Given how radically my relationship with certain things changed between watching season 1 in my bubble and spending time here, it's obvious to me I won't be able to fully enjoy the season as it comes out and engage with tumblr style analysis of it at the same time. So I'll see y'all in a month, or in December, or in 2024 lol, because I refuse to compromise my experience with this thing that's come to mean so much to me.
Take care of yourselves and don't be afraid to to step back if you need it. Saludos and enjoy the season beloveds 😘 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
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SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
What the actual fuck did you just say to me. What does ANY of this mean. What.
Am I having a stroke. What. What the fuck.
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lynxindisguise · 8 months
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💙
Awww I love this!
1. Please Don’t See Me
I put so much time into this one. So much world-building. All of the Plot. So very many Vibes. Also soggy bartender angsty hedge wizard Remus is my favourite Remus (sorry other Remuses, I love you all dearly 😘)
2. The Hut of the Mistold
This little fairytale fic is so so special to me for many reasons but mostly for the way it deconstructs stories and for the sexy sexy hags (i.e. my first time writing lesbians as more than a background ship)
3. shorn and scarred and yours
It’s a fan-favourite and yeah alright it’s one of mine too. Bitches go feral for Slytherin Sirius, and I am bitches. Unhinged POV and end notes, 13/10.
4. in the dark there is discovery
Because pirates!! And I’m genuinely very proud of the writing I did in this fic and love how perfectly all the characters fit into their pirate roles. 🏴‍☠️
5. Of Monsters and Cowards
My original Slytherin Sirius fic with a writing style I ADORE that I have been completely unable to recreate in later fics. Immaculate vibes.
and an honorable mention to Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves for that one chaotic shirtless Sirius scene.
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stedebonnets · 4 months
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MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELY FRIEND!!!!! you are so so lovely and i love you!!! thanks for being a ray of sunshine on the dash!!💛✨
Oh Kaitlin 😭😭😭🫂💕 you are the sweetest and a beautiful friend and a lovely person and your message really made me smile, it's been a hard week and your kind and sweet words mean a lot to me 🫂💕🥰🥰 love seeing you on my dash too and sharing our obsession and love for the pirate gay show 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈💖 it will be with us forever 🌟😘😘 stay safe and happy you precious friend 💛💛
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malinastharlock · 11 months
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I hope all who partakipated in the festivities yesterday had a great day and a great Memorial Day weekend. I hope everyone who is graduating for whatever they might be graduating a happy and celebratory time. Also I love you all. 😍🥰😘❤❤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳‍🌈
As for me I did a thing and dyed my hair a Neon Green, I'mma do more pictures later today but I hope you all enjoy the new hair colour. Also I am feeling better and hopefully not super dooper depressed anymore.
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ipegchangbin · 4 months
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OH EM GEEE POOOOOOKIIIEEEEE‼️‼️ DID U SEE THE STEP OUT 2024⁉️⁉️⁉️
IM DYING HONESTLY‼️🙌😵🪦🏴‍☠️ IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2024 U KNOW ME AND MY LOVE💕💞 💖💓❤️‍🔥FOR JIJI HE LOOKKS. SOSOOOOOOOSOSOOSOOOOOOO 😍😍😍😍‼️‼️❤️‍🔥🥰‼️😘😍🫣🥵😳
I FEEL LIKE A VICTORIAN MAN SEEING A WOMANS ANKLE BC HANNIES KNEES WOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH😫😫😩😩🥵😳😳🤭🫣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
ANYWYAS HIS OUTFIT IS SOOOOOOO COOOL‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍 I LOVE IT SO MCUH ‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰🤩😚😋😍☺️I LOVE THE BLUEGREEB COLOR THING ON HIM 🤩😜🤪😝AND THE LIL TUCK IN SHOWS OFF HIS SWXY SEXY SEXY HOT CUT E BEATTIFUL PRETTY GORGELICIOUS GORGTASTIC GORGEOUS WAIST😋😋😋😋😝😣☹️🤭 AND THE KNEEEESJSUSISWIUSJWJJWU 😫😩💦WHY AM I SO DOWN FOR HIS KNEEES👶🥊WHATTTT I NNEEED TO KISSS THEM 💋😘😽👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨AN DDOMT GET ME STARTED ON THE CUTE SHORTS AND THE CUTE SOCKKS‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😣😣❤️‍🔥 OMG THE SOOOOOCKKKKKKSSS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️THE LIL BOOTS LOOKK SLSOOOOO CUTE ON HIM TOOOOOOOO😭😭😭🥰🥰😋😍😘😫🤭😽😩
POOKIE HE IS SO CUTEEE ANR COOOOL AND I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCCCHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😼😼😼😻WHY WAS MY FIFST RESCTION TO FUCK HIM IN THAT OUTFIT 😀😀⁉️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️I CANT IM SO SORRRY I DONT THINK IM NOTMAL ROUND HIM 😭😭😭☹️😿🔫🔫🔫
ANYWYAS IM GONNA SYEAL UR MANS FOR A QUICK SECONDS😻😼😽😽😼😻😼😸😻😻 BC OMG FAIRYCORE BINNIEE IS SOOOOOOO CUTE 🧚✨💖🧚🧚‍♀️✨🧚‍♂️💓💕🧚‍♀️ HE LOOKSM SO GOOD AWGAUNST THE PINK BACKGROUND AND SURROUNDED BY THE PRETTY FLOWERS HES THE PRETTIEST FLOWER INN THERE HES SO PRINCE LIKE 🪻💐🪷🌷🌺🌸🌼🌻💐🪻🌺🌻🌞🌸👑👑😻😻✨✨‼️‼️‼️
AND WHATS THIS WHATS THIS WHATS THISSSS⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
NEW FICCC COMING SOON⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
THIS YEAR IS GONNNNAAA BEE GOOOOOD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😻😻😻😻🙌🙌🙌
EVERYBODY CHEERRRRR‼️‼️‼️😻🙌🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯‼️🥳🤩
HAPPY NEW YEAR POOOOKIEEE WOOOKIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😝😋🎉🥳🎊💕💕🩷💙💛🩵🩷💜🩷❣️💖💛💞💓❤️❤️‍🔥💛❤️💕💕💕
YEASSSS POOKIE I HAVE SEEN STEP OUT 2024 (pretend that its the new years and i didnt answer this late)
ngl i was gonna bite the fuck outta that man fr. like sorry i dont mean to steal your hanji and his slutty lil waist. but he looks like a pretty anime protagonist with that outfit. thats something that nobody can resist !!! (but i have self control because my proofreader and twin flame is hans biggest whore)
I NEED TO EAT HIS KNEES LIKE THEYRE LIL CHICKEN WINGS ‼️‼️‼️‼️ and super valid to wanna fuck him BECAUSE GO BESTIE! GO POOKIE!!! THATS UR MAN!!! UR LIL POOKIEBEAR. he did this for u he did this to be EATEN
okay we are even 🤝 U CAN STEAL MY MAN FOR A QUICK SEC 😼 i dont mind because i believe that sharing is caring and i want my bf changbinnie to be the communal whore (as is with natural selection) so please dont hesitate to bite my pretty baby binnie bookie poodle doodle bear sweetie cakes with cherries on top. hes my fairy princess mermaid angel beauty from heaven itself. ahem. i love changbin
but i also love YOU pookie! i love ur asks i love seeing u around imwheowirhwjej HOPE U ENJOYED THE NEW FICS AND stick around for more 😁😁😁 enjoy your year pooks!
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blakbonnet · 5 months
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Jodi my love you are one of the most wonderful people I know on this website and sadly the horrors (time zones and personal shit) stop me from talking to you as much as I'd like to but even so ilysm and I love reading your tags like they're the fine print of my will babe thank you for sending this 😘 right back to you!
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zkyfall · 2 years
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Tag 9 people you want to get to know better!
Tagged by @ironandglass ,thank you!! And bold of you assume I know 9 ppl, /jk...unless?
Last Song: Your Obedient Servant from Hamilton
Last show: Our Flag Means Death, love me some toxic middle aged men 🏴‍☠️
Currently Watching: Stranger Things (STILL need to sit down and watch the second half)
Currently Reading: Arcane Fanfics 😅 Does that count? I hope so. Awkward to explain to ppl when they ask my IRL tho.
Current Obsession: Still Arcane but irl I unironically love finance
Tagging cool people I’d like to stalk more efficiently 😘 Feel free to disregard if you’re not into these games or don’t want me to find out you listen to NSYNC.
@bucky-yes @smallhorizons @silcosentropy @scalefeathers @queermyth @sherwood-forests @1deabril @fiddlezips @goathag
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