#meanwhile.. back on earth..

[novakiart]

gotta nurse the baby boy back to health, part iii (prev) | (next)

🕷️ written by me & nevi

#spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #bloodloss induced cuddles. eventually #idk why michaels has come up twice in my comics i don't even shop at michaels #weird it's come up twice tho #anyway now that the sleeve is gone the fun can begin #forgot to add highlights but I'm Not Going Back #wade is meanwhile plotting a murder #mine #earth-748 #officially using that now #blood #blood cw

[fiendishartist2]

the archives is full of gay ppl; therefor halloween is celebrated

#i love to put characters in outfits and halloween is my number one excuse #shout out to one of the best holidays on earth!!! i love you halloween i cant wait to dress up and eat candy in a few weeks #i dont think sasha made it to halloween but a guy can dream..... #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #timothy stoker #sasha james #im not tagging as ship bc i dont personally believe in it but you can if you'd like <3 #i like to imagine jon shows up to work in all black with a cat ear headband just like ''maybe this will keep tim off my back'' #meanwhile the archives is exploding bc their boss with a permanent stick up his ass is wearing cat ears and not acknowledging it #tim goads jon into getting a better costume bc the cat ears are half assed and not in the spirit of halloween #and so for the institute's halloween office party jon shows up in complete medieval gothic clothing with plastic vampire fangs #and they have to take martin home on a stretcher bc he dies on sight. sad!

[ghost-bxrd]

I want Fae!Dick to scare Deathstroke, or Jason using his "scary big brother privileges" 🥺

Omg literally can you imagine tho!?

Like, I don’t know much about Deathstroke, only that he’s apparently had a phase or two where he’s obsessed with Robin and making him his apprentice.

And Dick? Oh boy did Slade bite off more than he could chew with that particular sidekick.

Dick is amused.

When Slade tries to threaten him? Well, sure. Okay, he can play along. He’s got his gimmick with the titans right now and Bruce isn’t here to lecture him on morals. So, bring it, old man! And Slade? Totally convinced he scared the kid into submission? He’s in for a nasty surprise, because he was expecting an angry, terrified kid who was gonna fight him every step of the way. Someone he’d have fun breaking and molding into his version of a good soldier.

He’s not prepared for Dick “several rows of teeth” Grayson, for Robin “you should really work on leaving so many loopholes in your instructions” sidekick to Batman, for Richard “I am about to make you regret the day your mom and dad had their first kiss” Grayson-Wayne.

And Slade does. He regrets it so, so much. By day seven he’s ready to throw in the towel when he once again wakes up in the middle of a swamp with Robin splashing through the murky waters like it’s a day at the beach, animatedly talking to a something that looks like an alligator but has way too many eyes and feathers to be one.

“What? You only said not to move anywhere with trees again. We’re in a swamp!”

“This counts as the woods!”

“You said trees tho” :))))

“There ARE trees!!!!”

“They’re mangroves, jackass. God, read the room. They’re real sensitive about being called trees.”

(Slade will forever deny that he sheds a tear out of sheer relief when Batman comes to pick up his weird af kid)

And I’m afraid Jason would never actively have to invoke scary older brother privileges. It’s more of a “Dick, I know I complained about my maths teacher one (1) time, but please don’t have the deer eat her.”

Dick, who was totally about to tell the deer to eat her: “… Not even a nibble?” 🥺

#the swamps mentioned above are inspired by parts of the Everglades #because that’s honestly also like it’s very own micro world #very beautiful #and very terrifying #in a different way to the swamps I have at home #a yippee to the diversity earth’s nature has to offer #also a yay to fae dick being an absolute menace without even trying #fae dick grayson #I’m sorry but literally I think Jason (and all the other batfam members) would have to hold dick back from lowkey vicious #with any minor inconvenience #dick would jump straight to violence if he thinks someone is hurting his precious family #meanwhile Jason: it was literally just a B for my English essay #dick: so does that mean I get to use her as fertilizer for the soil? #Jason: N O wtf is wrong with you? #dick: :(((((( #Bruce: *headache* #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #Nightwing #fae #the other things from the woods

[rochenn]

i keep forgetting my daydreams about star wars species aren't canon. like in my head the nightsisters have dense ass bones and muscles bc dathomir has higher than average gravity. wdym ventress isn't actually heavier than dooku and hits like a freight train. this is cruel

#asajj ventress heavyweight champion real #it's so boring that most humanoid species are like baseline humans with the same approximate capabilities #meanwhile back when different types of human existed on earth they had vastly different amounts of strength etc #uuuuuughhhhhhhh

[paradimeart]

So recently, the original pitch document for TFA Season 4 that featured Blackarachnia as the main antagonist was uncovered and shared with the world by a Twitter user named Keyan Carlile, and I’m curious: do you have any thoughts on it? Do you like it or dislike it, if you think it’s better than the second draft, if you think it properly does her justice, et cetera.

i actually have a design for s4 antagonist blackarachnia bc i like that idea so much i have soooo many thoughts on it

#her and sentinel as antagonists (in diff ways) in s4 >>>>>>>> #i have so so so soooo many thoughts on megatron NOT being the big bad post s3 i love the marauder megs design but i hate everything else. #my art #transformers animated #blackarachnia tfa #my ideal season 4. blackarachnia being an ecoterrorist on earth and sentinel fucking shit up on cybertron #because megatron (who is in jail) is fucking with him #i dont want megatron to jst be written out completely but he is at his best when he is manipulating people and pulling strings #in the background. so he's getting in sentinels head. and meanwhile blackarachnia is back #and trying to turn earth into a technoorganic paradise #bc shes like Actually i lobve being spiders. i like it here. everyone should be spiders

[whatsfourteenupto]

I’m sorry I’m sorry I usually don’t ‘liveblog’ things but was ten’s big return in Christmas Invasion supposed to be this goddamn funny? I can’t get off the floor he’s in borrowed PJs. He accidentally started quoting the Lion King. Went from 0-200 words per minute instantly and called himself out on it. Spent several minutes hyping up the fact he was going to push the threatening red button. And I’m sorry but every single word after he gets his hand cut off. I was already in tears over the CGI of it growing back but David Freaking Tennant saying “It’s a fightin’ hand!” like he’s suddenly jumped genres to Tombstone I can’t breathe-

#doctor who #tenth doctor #christmas invasion #is this how it felt in 2005??? #meanwhile back in 2023 Ncuti Gatwa took one look #and said ‘yeah I’ll pick up a ridiculous challenge immediately after regeneration too’ #‘but I’LL do it for the fate of the UNIVERSE instead of just Earth’ #‘and I’ll do it in my PANTS’ #I’ve lost touch with the early aughts how did this hit back then #were y’all cracking up? #or did it have the same ‘this is absurd but I’m also on the edge of my seat in suspense’ that the Game of Catch had??? #once again fans who watched this in real time I salute you

[gierosajie]

I can't remember where that post about no one suspecting Venti as Barbatos because of deeply ingrained color association is, but imagine Venti walking in without his cape and hat, and everyone just going "who the heck are you???"

#genshin impact #venti #*insert perry the platypus meme* #I feel like Gotelinde would've had a higher chance of believing him if he wore a little more white and teal and less earth colors #color is a powerful thing #even with his signature stuff you wouldn't connect it back to Venti #he's cracked the code: wear a whole other palette to throw people off your trail #meanwhile the other archons are very blatant in the color connections #the others are fine but Zhongli. sir you are a walking geo archon billboard

[daydreamerdrew]

The Power of Shazam! (1995) #10 and The Power of Shazam! (1994) and The Power of Shazam! (1995) #10 and #43

#thinking about how neither the Wizard nor Billy understood when they signed up to be champions empowered by gods #that they weren’t just agreeing to that service during their mortal lifespan #but thousands of years of service at the Rock of Eternity #the Wizard’s pose when he’s told does not look happy #meanwhile the Pre-Crisis Rock of Eternity creation story is a really charming story #where Captain Marvel goes back in time and does it with him #as a full circle moment #also that the concept of the champion was specifically something that wouldn’t ‘bind the gods to more earthly duties’ #but the later-added responsibility of the Rock of Eternity was itself something that put the champions in the position #of becoming disconnected from the earth like the gods were #dc #billy batson #shazam #my posts #comic panels

[adarkermiserablecrow]

I for one think Evan Buckley would do serious numbers on here

#he'd write 7-paragraph replies to posts about correct fire safety on a pornhub screenshot #and then reblog 3 pics of frogs back to back #and vaguepost about his best friend who's the best man on earth #meanwhile eddie is dishing judgement over on r/AITA #tumblr/reddit the ship we deserve lmao #they meet online bc eddie becomes a reddit refugee #how did this shitpost turn into another fic im not gonna write? lmao #crow rambles while high on sleep deprivation #evan buckley #911 #911 abc

[sturmhondsdemjin]

Steve spinning that nail bat is actually something that can be so personal. And sexy.

#an eddie munson ghost tweet #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #eddie laying across the hood of steve’s car kicking his legs behind him and twirling his hair with stars in his eyes like #‘spin me next big boy’ and steve’s just standing there with his jaw on the ground like WHAT THE FUCK because his brain has malfunctioned #twenty different ways to sunday … and eddie ABSOLUTELY KNOWS what he’s doing and just reaches out to squeeze steve’s forearm … the arm that #holds the bat and gives a little ‘tch’ and a wink and WALKS AWAY leaving steve utterly baffled with his brain scrambling desperately trying #to catch up to what the hell just happened … THEY ARE IN PUBLIC!! EDDIE CAN’T JUST SAY THOSE THINGS!! but he did and he means it … and #steve just flexes his fingers around the bat and gives it another little twirl once his brain comes back down to earth. meanwhile eddie is #already halfway across the parking lot with his head tossed back and his face toward the sun and those rich brown eyes closed right as he #howls with laughter because he KNOWS he’s got steve right where he wants him … #[steve’s bat twirling becomes a subconscious habit … and not just the nail bat … it’s ANYTHING remotely twirling size. because eddie loves #it and steve really fucking loves eddie] #here’s a short story nobody asked for but everybody gets to see

[coquelicoq]

does anyone know of any posts with spoiler-free shin yoosung art that they want to send me? asking for. my mental health.

#i need to reblog things about her but i can't go into her tag bc if i get spoiled about her specifically i will simply keel over. #actually if you have any fave orv posts of any description that are spoiler-free (or have spoilers through chapter 228) #i would welcome those too! #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #sys #for ref by chapter 228 the soul of shin yoosung from the 41st (i think) regression has been reborn as biyoo #so that would not be a spoiler #meanwhile back on earth kid shin yoosung is repeatedly opening her attribute window and being devastated because #her connection to ahjussi is severed 🥺🥺🥺 like literally what the fuck i'm supposed to just take this?? #send me a picture of her getting a hug or something i beg you. help me studio audience

[swan2swan]

Remembering how the comics even ruined the Earth King's character... the feats in that were staggering

#absolutely no one was safe in hindsight #like...how do you even have smellerbee and longshot being alive? #we got some good things out of it specifically mai's aunt and a little more time with her mom #I think she was okay #but it was absolutely not crafted by people who sat down and looked back over the series and said ''okay so what happened offscreen HERE?'' #but seriously they had kuei just go back to his throne like no that man wasn't going back for AGES #also you really missed out on a whole Earth Kingdom Civil War plotline where no one knows where this nerd vanished to #and everyone's vying for succession all five generals are trying to lay claim to the throne #meanwhile the king's over in some fishing village learning what a ''boat'' is #he finally resurfaces after ten years like ''I finally know what everything is!'' and Haru of all people has to leave the throne room #because Aang made up some technicality about how he knew Haru's great-great-grandfather and he was actually the former King's banished bro #so now Haru has TOTAL legitimacy and Aang just pulled his Great Divide maneuver again #Kuei has everything straightened out in a month because of his newfound wisdom #has a daughter and we all know how she turns out #seriously though they just...barely tried

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Don't ask me to elaborate, Jacobi and Maxwell are ADHD autism solidarity but Eiffel and Minkowski are ADHD autism hostility, thank you for coming to my TED talk

#Eiffel and Minkowski are friends despite it but also like get on eachothers nerves in the worst possible ways #I am projecting heavily onto Minkowski but I think I Have A Point #Sometimes you get sensory overload and social burnout hitting at the same time bad enough you can't form words let alone be ''nice'' #and your bestie with ADHD is understimulated and can't physically stop talking and moving and making n o i s e #and you are stuck in the same space and just have to deal with it. #be that walking back from school or a space station 8 lightyears from earth is irrelevant #Minkowski leans heavily on routines and order they are very Important to her. meanwhile Eiffel is allergic to any sort of consistency #Look if I was her and on a space station with a handbook I was meant to memorize I would also learn my damn space rules. #I would also go absolutely ballistic at anyone who refused to even look at said space rules #Autistic Minkowski is very special to me let me have this #wolf 359 #Doug eiffel #renee minkowski #commander minkowski #curio chatter

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

I love that every year I see fewer and fewer people in my social circle celebrating the 4th of July, people are FED UP with the US

#this year especially #why would I celebrate the country I had the misfortune to be born in #literally just DAYS after the supreme court said 'fuck you' to millions of people with student loans #and rolled back queer rights based on a literally MADE UP CASE #meanwhile one of the main candidates for the Republican presidential nomination is running on an openly homophobic platform #and the government still requires me to file taxes with them despite living and working in another country #to punish me for deigning to leave the 'greatest country on earth'

[kudzucataclysm]

🧃

#kudzu draws #shattered earth #i’m back babyyyy #meanwhile frank doesn’t even eat hhjjughgbuh

[vcrnons]

man. why was yuta in my dream again

#shut up j #this time he was a cool older guy whose car had broken down and he asked me if I could drive him to work #so I pulled up at his place at 8am and there are like 30 people all dressed UP in these clubbing fits #meanwhile im in my fuckin JIMJAMS AND FUZZY SLIPPERS. #and one of his friends came to my car and was like heyyyy come inside he’s just getting dressed. And I was like :| look at the state of me #hair scraped back. hormonal acne all over the joint. it was BAD but for some reason I did go inside anyway #asked this girl how on earth she looked so good at 8am and she just laughed and shook her head saying I had nothing to worry about #LIKE MAAM I WASNT WORRIED UNTIL NOW WHAT DO YOU M E A N. anyway I get inside and yuta finally comes downstairs and is in a whole suit #pressed trousers white shirt tie jacket. a whole SUIT. and he’s like ‘oh did you bring the Jack Daniels’ and I was like bitch NO GET IN THE #CAR ALR YOURE GONNA BE LATE #also WHAT fuckin jack daniels. ITS 8AM WHY DO YOU NEED WHISKEY #never did find out but 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyway #so then I drove him to work and he was being a menace the whole time. just. making fun of my driving and saying the pyjamas were cute #and then he was like ‘can u pick me up at 5 too? and bring the JD with u. thanks’ kissed my cheek and skedaddled #I don’t know what triggered this I just know im gonna tear down a house over it. I hate him😭😭😭😭 #I DONT KNOW THIS MAN WELL ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE UP IN MY DREAMS LIKE THIS😭 #can I pls have five minutes peace. good god