#miss grand cuba

[themakeupbrush]

Miss Grand Cuba 2022 National Costume-¡Tropicana! 

My costume represents the essence and the flavors of the Cuban culture and our African-Cuban background. Blue, Red and white are the color of our flag. The Red stands for the blood spilled in our independence fights, the blue stands for blue sky and the White stands for the purity of our hearts and ideology. But most importantly, this costume represent the freedom that my people from Cuba are fighting for. Today from this stand i represent my people from Cuba I want to scream with all my heart : Patria y Vida Freedom for my people of Cuba. 

Caption translated via google translate

#miss grand international 2022 #miss grand international #pageant #national costume contest #miss grand cuba #the boots are giving me kinky boots the musical vibes

[blaxcunicorn]

A Business Proposal

Hiii! I just drafted a random Eren smut as I found nothing to read. If you have any series you recommend, please let me know! (I prefer cannon shockingly haha) I hope you enjoy this one! Also, thank you for all the lovely messages you have left me. I know I'm not the most active user (I'm very shy, haha), but I really appreciate you guys for saying hi.

Content: fem!reader, NSFW warning, established relationship, forbidden love, pet names, lmk if I have missed anything

The masquerade ball was in full swing, with the soft glow of fairy lights casting a dreamy aura over the grand ballroom. You took a deep breath before entering the room to breathe out some of the stress. The ball is filled with the most influential people in New York, and you are right now representing your father and his business with your parents. You wore a wine-red dress hugging your curves and a v-neck teasing some of your full breasts. You see your parents talking with the Braus. Most likely, they are trying to seal a deal with the wealthy family. You walk over and peck your father on the cheek. “Here is my diamond,” he said proudly. The Braus welcome you with warm smiles while their son couldn't stop drooling. You looked too damn good in that dress. He gently raised your hand and kissed your palm “You look absolutely stunning tonight”, he said with a rasping voice. A burning sensation crept on your cheeks. “Thank you”, you respond calmly, trying not to reveal any form of nervousness. 

You are interrupted by a loud laughter coming from the other side of the room. Your mother rolled her eyes at the sight of the Jeager family standing there in all their glory. The laughter came from the family patriarch’s youngest son, Eren. It was like he wanted the room to know his presence. The family were mingling with the Arlet family. “That boy has no manner.” Your mother whispered to you. Your families are great rivals, and the tension increased even more when Grisha, with the help of Eren’s friendship with Armin, managed to hijack the deal your father was about to make with Armin’s grandfather. You turn your head to see Eren toasting a glass towards you. You rolled your eyes in annoyance, turning your focus back to Reiner, who hasn’t stopped admiring you. 

Your father recognised the potential for connection, "Why don't you two take a stroll outside? The night is beautiful, and it's an excellent opportunity to get to know each other better." He suggested. Reiner gladly agreed, and the two of you linked arms as he escorted you out. You could feel the burning sensation of two green eyes following you. The two of you found yourselves walking through the elegantly landscaped gardens surrounding the ballroom. The enchanting melodies from the ballroom faded into the background as you and Reiner found yourselves lost in conversation. Reiner, with a genuine curiosity shining in his eyes, took the opportunity to learn more about your adventures. "So…" he began, a warm smile gracing his features, "I've heard you've traveled a lot. Got a favorite spot that's close to your heart?" Your eyes lit up with excitement as you reminisced. "Oh, definitely Cuba! It's got this energy you can't find anywhere else, plus the people got the warmest souls you'll ever meet." Intrigued, Reiner leaned in, his heart beating faster as he admired the beauty that was you. "Tell me more," he encouraged. Your enthusiasm bubbled over as you described the streets of Havana, the lively music, and the genuine hospitality of the Cuban people. As you spoke, Reiner found himself captivated by your words and the radiant glow that poured out of you. The way your full lips curved into a smile and how the moonlight cast a soft glow on your highly melanated skin. "Hey, how about we keep this going? Would you be up for grabbing a bite or something?"

As the idea of a date with Reiner popped up, your mood took a dip. You felt a knot tighten in your stomach. Sure, you liked Reiner, he is a nice guy, but the idea of dating him stirred up conflicting emotions. You didn't want to disappoint your dad, who was trying to build bridges with the Braus family, but you weren't sure if going out with Reiner was the right move. Putting on a smile, you excused yourself, muttering something about needing a break.

Alone in the restroom, you leaned against the sink, trying to sort through your thoughts amidst the soft hum of the ballroom outside. You slide down against the wall and sit on the clean concrete floor. How am I  going to solve this problem? is all you can think. You turn your heard towards the door as your problem walked into the bathroom.

“Eren! Someone might walk in!” You whispered loud at your boyfriend. “Babe, relax I paid the security off to watch over the bathroom door. One one will enter.” He said reassuringly as he sat down opposite to you. “What is my beautiful girl, thinking about.” He said leaning his upper body towards you. You place your heel on his chest and push him back to his starting point. “How my boyfriend made a loud obnoxious laughter and gave me a toast. What if my parents saw that? They would have gotten suspicious!” You hissed the last part. “You look absolutely stunning tonight” He quickly responded mocking Reiner’s voice.

“What can I say? Being forced to watch my beautiful diamond getting drooled over by a mindless titan wasn’t the peak of my night. Besides after almost 6 years, your parents are still obvious to their precious daughter’s mischievous behavior.” You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help smiling at his remarks. 

Eren grabs the ankle of the foot still pressed on his chest. He releases this chest and pulls you towards him, having your hips sandwiched between his legs. You can smell the crispy citrusy of the cologne you bought him for Valentine’s day. He kisses your forehead and you close your eyes taking him in. His hands slides slowly down from your knees to each side of your hips.  Knowing you boyfriend this was not an innocent act. Your eyes shoot open as your boyfriend slowly pulls your panties of you not breaking eye contact.

“Eren wait, someone might come in or hear us.” You say nervously lightly pushing his chest with both hands. Eren leaned into your right ear and whispered “Why should I wait? Mmmh...It's just you and me here... No need to be shy...” He grabbed your wrist and planted two kisses on your hand in an attempt to wipe away any sense of Reiner on it. He slides your red dress up to your hips, exposing your bare cunt. You can feel him circle your needy clit as he kisses you. The kiss turned sloppier as you invited his tongue to play, you suck his tongue as he pulled away. You moan as you can feel your orgasm build up. “Oh... Yes... Moan for me, sweetheart... You like it when I rub your clit don't you? Look at how much your hips are thrusting forward... Begging me to touch you more.” He chuckled, looking at one of New York’s most elegant women being a total mess because of him. He peppered kisses all over your shoulders and the exposed parts of your chest. You bite your underlip in a failed attempt to hold back your moan as you orgasm. “My sweet baby girl…” He whispered, giving you a gentle peck on the lips.

“Do you want me to put my fingers in?” You nod. Eren, over the years of your relationship has gotten to know your body and your needs to a point where he is almost in sync with your body. “Use your words, honey... I'm your servant tonight…” He said softly. “Yes”, you managed to blur out, feeling embarrassed. Your whole body was quivering as he slid two fingers in, pumping them in and out, increasing the speed for each pump. You felt so wet and slippery inside, Eren had to taste you after this. The second orgasm was slowly building up, and you rolled your head in pleasure. Eren took it as an invite and licked your neck, ending it with a kiss behind your ear. “Did you walk out with Reiner to make me jealous, hmmm?I bet he wanted to do this...But no... You belong to me...Just as much as I belong to you” he groaned. “No I-” You bit Eren’s shoulder to hide the screams as the orgasm washed over you.

You heavily pant to catch your breath, Eren on the other hand can’t wait to taste you. He kissed your knee then your inner thigh, you stopped him right before he went in for the kill. “Eren, please. I don’t think I can handle one more” you almost begged. “Shhhh... It's okay. Don’t worry…lemme take care of you,” He whispered, placing your hand on his bun and burying his face against your cunt. He licks over your clit before sucking it into his mouth. You clench your fist shut around his locks, which riles him up. You could hear him groan, and then, his mouth was all over your cunt, lapping up all your juices. His teeth grace your bundle of nerves, nipping gently but hard enough to make you cry out. He continued to lap your juices, feeling you drip down his chin. He pulled your leg over his shoulder and buried his tongue deep inside of you. You screamed in your free hand as your third orgasm took over, you squirted all over his mouth. “You taste delicious sweetheart…” He whispered, letting you taste yourself with a kiss. You felt your cheeks burn at the comment, “you look so adorable when you're flustered…” He chuckled.

You reached for his hard bul, but he gently grabbed your hand and kissed the lower side of your pinky finger.  “Don't worry about my pleasure sweetheart.I'm extremely happy right now...The way you look at me right now... It's all I need.”  That wasn’t enough for you, you also wanted him to feel good. “I want you to fuck me, Eren.” You whispered in his ear, sucking his earlob and making him groan. “You want me to fuck you now? You can barely stand up babe…”

You didn’t need to reply as he picked you up like the princess you are. When it comes to one thing in this relationship, is that Eren Jeager will give you what you want. He placed you on the counter next to sink and you spread your legs wide open for him. The strap on your left shoulder had slid down to your upper arm, your makeup was by God’s grace still intact and your eyes were drunk of the Greek god standing in front of you.

Eren wanted to die on the inside, you looked like a painting belonging to Sandro Botticelli. He kissed you gently and unbuckled his pants revealing himself. He placed his tip at your entrance rubbing against it before entering it slowly. “Ahhhhh....Your pussy is so tight... It's gripping me so hard.” He hissed trying to compose himself. You on the other hand grabbed his shoulder as you felt a familiar burning. “Are you ready?” He asked breathlessly. You nod and he thrusts inside with slowly, building up the pace. You crossed your legs behind his back, pulling him in as deep as possible.

“You're so god damn gorgeous...There's not...A single thing…I don't love about you.” He groaned between the trusts. A pang of guilt spreads around you; everything about the relationship was perfect, but the two of you have grown too old for fooling around behind your family's back. “Don’t say that” you said low. “Why? It's the truth,” he groaned. He grabbed your hips to chase down your orgasms. “Touch yourself” he demanded as he was close to cum. You did what you were told, and you bite his shoulder to muffle up your screaming. Eren’s strokes became slow and hard as you felt him fill you up.

He rested his forehead on yours to catch his breath. In that moment it was like time itself had stopped and the world had melted away.  At that moment, both of you felt whole as your two souls became one. “I'll... try harder for you...So... please don't leave me...I love you…” He kissed your forehead, before pulling up his pants leaving you alone in the toilet. A familiar buzz coming from your purse filled the silent room. You got up and with shaky legs grabbed your phone from the purse. Your eyes widened at the message. 

Eren:  Business proposal plan - Jaeger Co. x L/N Ltd Doc.

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[lgbtpopcult]

Best WLW News Stories of 2022

The state of Tamaulipas voted to recognise same-sex marriage, making it legal in all 32 states.

Jean-Pierre will formally begin following Psaki's last day, which will be May 13. President Joe Biden announced in a statement Thursday, becoming the first Black and out LGBTQ person to hold the position.

The Church of Scotland has voted to allow same-sex marriages, after fresh warnings that its historical opposition had increased the church’s decline towards irrelevance.

The church’s general assembly, its decision-making body, voted by 274 to 136 on Monday to allow its ministers and deacons to opt in to officiate at same-sex weddings, ending a centuries-old prohibition.

The church’s legislation will be updated to remove references to a marriage taking place between a husband and wife, and refer instead to “parties”.

Some ministers said within minutes of the vote that they had immediately applied to be registered to carry out same-sex weddings, including the Rev James Bissett, a chaplain to the Royal Air Force’s air cadets.

Cuba has legalized same-sex marriage after Cubans voted in favor of a family code that increased protections for minorities on the island, the country’s National Electoral Council announced on Monday.

The Electoral Council said 74.1% of those eligible to vote in Sunday’s national referendum had turned out to cast their ballot.

With 94% of the votes counted as of 9am ET on Monday morning, 3,936,790 had voted in favor and 1,950,090 against – signaling an overwhelming support for the new law.

The new family code extends greater protection to women, children and the elderly, as well as allowing LGBTQ couples to marry and adopt children.

Lawmakers in the tiny nation – which has a population of about 77,000 and is smaller than the city of Chicago in land mass – voted unanimously to allow same-sex couples access to civil marriage.

“Today we vote for a law for all, which includes us all, a law of a modern country that ensures the free development of citizenship and bases its success on the most important nucleus of organization, the family, with all its diversity,” said Carles Enseñat, president of the Democratic Parliamentary Group.

The models Fabiola Valentín, Miss Grand Puerto Rico 2020, and Mariana Varela, Miss Grand Argentina 2020, thrilled the world of beauty pageants by not only confirming their relationship, but also revealing that they joined their lives in marriage, on October 28, in an intimate celebration.

Slovenia is the first country in the region that gives same-sex couples the same rights as heterosexual couples. The Parliament passed the amendment with 48 MPs in favour, 29 who voted against and one blank vote, Euronews reports.

The status does not carry the same rights as marriage, but allows LGBTQ partners to be treated as married couples for some public services in areas such as housing, health and welfare.

The Senate passed bipartisan legislation Tuesday to protect same-sex marriages, an extraordinary sign of shifting national politics on the issue and a measure of relief for the hundreds of thousands of same-sex couples who have married since the Supreme Court’s 2015 decision that legalized gay marriage nationwide.

#lgbtq #lesbian #lgbt #slovenia #cuba #andorra #gay #church of scotland #scotland #wlw #bi #girls who like girls #lgbtqia #sapphic #karine jean pierre #politics #year in review #2022 #2023

[imgeekgirlfan]

Renegada♱

Pairings:  Amado Carrillo Fuentes x f!reader(Latina Reader) x Walt Breslin  [From Narcos: Mexico TV Series]

Content Rating : Mature 18+  Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warning (AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Synopsis: You have to take on the role of a musician to infiltrate a restaurant filled with high-level international drug dealers.There, you meet Amado as expected, However, it seems that everything is not going according to the plan anymore.

AN : Just in case you're wondering, in this story, Pacho is the same person as in El Paraiso de las Pandillas. I imagine him as bisexual. (Please don't attack me; it's just my imagination and has no relevance to real individuals.)

I used to think that I wouldn't continue this fanfic, but because there are still people waiting to read it, I thought I would give it another try. However, if it doesn't really work out, I probably won't update it anymore. Thank you to everyone who has been following and reading it all along. I truly appreciate it.

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𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙖♱ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

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[1]ᅳ 𝐋𝐨𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐬 𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚 ✟

Havana, Cuba

1830(Military Time)

It has been over three hours since you sat and played the grand piano in the restaurant of the capital city. Your fingers ache from pressing down on the black and white keys as you continuously perform well-known classical pieces to entertain the sole guest here, who is seated at the large table in the middle of the restaurant.

A tall, dark-skinned man with an unruly beard and disheveled hair, always dressed in black and adorned with brand-name sunglasses hanging over his chest on the edge of his shirt

That is Amado Carrillo Fuentes, the target you've been waiting for.

You watch this man intently, alert and attentive. Since the mission began, this is the first time you have seen this man so closely. Close enough for you to shoot him dead without missing a beat.

But that's not the objective this time, and you're not playing the role of an assassin or a CIA agent. Here, you're just a "Camila," an ordinary female musician hired to provide some entertainment during an important meeting of the Latin American drug cartel.

"It's too long." Diego's voice crackles through the earpiece, sounding irritated. "Are you sure the intel is correct?"

It's not just him who feels irritated; you feel the same. "I risked my life to obtain this information. If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't be here," your words barely whispered, but the tone sounds like a shout

"I think this should be enough," says the voice that comes back, belonging to Waltz, with a Texan accent that is so familiar to you. "You find a way out, and then we'll discuss what to do next."

No way, you think, but you don't say it out loud.  You deliberately ignored that command.

Suddenly, your bare back under the yellow floral-patterned dress shivers as you notice three more individuals walking into the empty restaurant. They are dressed in vibrant, tailored suits, adorned with thick gold chains and expensive watches 'drug lord uniforms.' That's what Diego told you—the first rule of identifying suspicious individuals—and it proves very useful this time.

Those people are the most powerful drug lord syndicate in Colombia, called "Gentlemen of Cali" Today, they have appeared together, all three of them. You discreetly observe the two Rodríguez brothers, Gilberto and Miguel, They both seem like ordinary old men with no apparent threat. No one knows that beneath that façade, they are the heads of 'Cali Cartel' the most powerful drug cartel in Colombia, controlling over 90% of the cocaine market worldwide, ever since Pablo Escobar fell.

However, the most frightening person is Pacho Herrera, the second-in-command of the gang. He is still young, handsome, and charismatic, with a strong sexual appeal to both men and women (mostly men, as confirmed by one of the prostitutes who is your informant that Pacho is bisexual). His appearance is strikingly different from that of other drug dealers. The reason why this man often takes on the role of negotiating and bargaining for the gang's benefits is that Pacho is always able to fulfill his duties and responsibilities. He is clever, cunning, and ruthless.

Nevertheless, Pacho's relationship with Amado seems to be going well. As far as you have learned, Pacho greatly admires this Mexican drug dealer. Although it is uncertain whether their relationship is strictly professional or romantic, there is a high possibility that this negotiation will succeed without any issues.

Although you are sitting closest to them, you are still considered distant. There is no way for you to hear their conversation, but you can read their lips to some extent.

—I want to make an offer.

—What offer?"

—A transportation exchange with Cocaine and market sharing in America

—You want to compete with my gang?

—I don't want to compete, and what I'm doing will help your gang in America.

That's all you know, albeit not much. However, it's enough to confirm that these two gangs are indeed negotiating a drug trafficking agreement.

There was a tense whispering between the Rodríguez brothers before they abruptly stood up without touching the food on the table. They didn't look upset but rather seemed deeply engrossed in their thoughts about that proposal. As for Pacho, he remained seated at the table, continuing to sip his drink, and began to casually ask Amado, "How are you, friend?" while spraying empty words for several minutes before finally getting up and patting Amado on the back, saying, "Wait for a phone call tonight."

"What happened then?" asked Diego anxiously, but you didn't respond. At that moment, nothing else on that table could divert your attention from the remaining Amado.

Suddenly, he raised his face—the only moment you and he made eye contact without intending to. He smiled at you, and you felt an instant chill when you realized it was the most dangerous smile in both America and Mexico.

And the man slowly stood up before confidently walking towards you.

You stopped playing the piano immediately. The last note resonated in the air before it fell silent. One of your hands instinctively reached to the back, a familiar gesture, only to realize later that you hadn't brought your gun with you.

This was an unexpected situation for you, and the most unsettling part was that you had no idea of his intentions or what kind of danger might arise within the next few minutes.

Perhaps this plan leaked to Amado. Maybe you would die at his hands.

No matter how nervous you were, you tried to smile calmly back at him, the calmest you could be. Your heart pounded when he stopped right in front of you, closer than ever.

"You play the piano very well," was Amado's first sentence. "May I ask your name?"

"I'm Camila."

"And I'm Amado," he said, extending his hand. You shook hands, feeling like it was a dream, but the firm and rough palm confirmed it was real.

The man fell silent, contemplating something deeply in his heart. You didn't dare move again; you remained seated, still wary what was happening.

He must have a plan. That's what you're thinking right now

And Amado also had a plan for you, just not the kind you had imagined.

"I think I'll have to stay around here for a while. It would be good to have a friend with me. If you have no business and don't mind being my friend," he said,

You raised an eyebrow, almost letting your jaw drop.

You didn't react immediately. You knew what he wanted from you.

"Well, I'm just a musician. If you need..." You left a small gap for him to figure out. "I think you can contact some women from outside."

"No, no, not like that." Amado quickly waved his hand, looking surprised and chuckling at the same time. "I just want you to join me for a drink and sit with me as long as I stay here, that's all."

You blinked in astonishment, realizing that everything happening was beyond the mission and beyond expectations. No matter what, you have obtained what you want now, and you should leave as soon as you have the chance before anything bad happens.

But deep down, you also knew that this was an opportunity—a once-in-a-lifetime chance that might never come again.

You tried to smile again and chose to do the opposite of what you should do.

"Sure, why not, if you're paying"

You accept his offer

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Inside the modified black van, loud conversations in Spanish resonated. Before Diego's face emerged from the van's window, he glanced at his boss, who was waiting outside with American officers, his expression not looking too good.

"We can't contact Y/N anymore, but we know she's with Amado now."

The deputy police chief, who had just finished smoking a cigarette, exhaled a puff of smoke before squinting at Diego. "What does it mean that She's with Amado? Did they catch her?"

"Nah, I think she chose to stay willingly." Diego took off his glasses, a rare occurrence unless he was feeling stressed. "That idiot lured her to drink, and she said yes!. I've invited her before, and she refused all the time. But now she chooses to go with that scumbag drug dealer without a second thought!”

Julio chuckled, He smirked before extending his hand to slap him on the back. "Because you're not as handsome as he is, little boy."

"I don't see what's so funny." Walt spoke up, leaning against the van door with a tense expression: "She's in danger, and we need to get her out of there quickly."

"Calm down, White Boy." Julio's voice remained relaxed, knowing that the American officer genuinely cared for their lone teammate. "She's C.I.A. Somehow she managed to survive, right?"

"But the C.I.A. isn't God," Walt retorted. "She could have been shot and killed just like me and you."

Diego glanced at Walt and immediately decided that this was not about himself. So he quickly turned his face and stepped back into the van. There was a faint shout from one of the Mexican soldiers on the other side, suggesting, "If you guys want to fight, do it in a secluded place." Walt responded to the advice by raising his middle finger in return.

Such situations were common in the battle against drug trafficking. Sometimes the tension of the mission led to heated arguments

If Americans were like tongues, Mexicans were like teeth. Julio knew this truth well, as did Walt himself.

The Mexican man calmly lit up another cigarette, exhaling a cloud of white smoke from his mouth and nose. "Listen, Walt, I know that the C.I.A. is not a god. Americans like you have never been my gods, and I know Y/N is going to do something by herself. No one is controlling her. That means she believes in herself, and you should have faith in her too."

With his long, pointing finger, he directed it straight at Walt, locking him in an intense gaze. Fatigued eyes still held a spark. 'We're all tired, and we don't want anyone to die’ conveyed Julio through his gaze, leaving the DEA agent at a loss for words.

Walt wanted to trust in you, as Julio told him, but that didn't help alleviate the anxiety in his heart.

Because you were the youngest agent Walt had ever worked with. You were the same age as his younger brother, and you had a bright future ahead of you. Walt didn't want you to make a mistake, and he didn't want to do anything that would restrain you in any way.

Walt closed his eyes and took a deep breath. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a fresh cigarette being offered to him by Julio. Walt accepted the gesture by taking it and holding it between his lips, whispering a soft thank you. As Julio lit the cigarette for him,

They both stood there, smoking side by side, exchanging understanding through the smoke and silence. Walt gazed at the darkening sky as the streetlights gradually turned on one by one, illuminating both sides of the road. He took another deep smoke before turning to the person beside him and asking, "So, what do we do next?"

Julio smiled briefly, tapped the end of his own cigarette against the side mirror of the van, and let the ashes fall to the ground.

"All we can do is wait," he said.

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[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Tag 5 people you want to know better

Thank you sm for tagging me @gayvillainera ! ^.^ <3

Relationship status: single (taking applications xoxo)

Favorite color: turquoise, deep purple, blood red

Favorite food: soooo many! I love blinis, kabanossi, instant ramen, pizza, mozzarella, basically any Italian or Mexican food, hummus, Sicilian olives, CHOCOLATE. Oh and those Nutella biscuit thingies - soo addictive P:

Song stuck in my head: none tbh! I'm listening to music tho.

Last thing I googled: "wii sports single meme" bc i was gonna use that for my answer to Q1 but then I couldn't remember which one my friend used way back when he would spam everyone with it so I gave up lol

Current time: 01:20 a.m.

Dream trip: There are soooo many places I'd love to visit. In a dream world, I'd visit as many as absolutely possible! Some include the Nordic countries, the Slavic countries, Egypt, India, Cuba, Mexico, Thailand, and then absolutely the old Grand Tour that all the poets used to take around Europe! Oh, and being able to see Machu Picchu would be pretty cool. ^.^

Tagging (if you want to, no pressure ofc!): @mirandasinclairs @neednottoneed @little-miss-scare-all666 @melancholic--soull @sonybuzz42 @blackwoodbanshee @cafeomancer @welcome-home-nyx @bodhitreebluebird and anyone else who would like to participate! :) <33

#tag games #get to know me

[voyeurdatela]

Terroristas invadem o sul dos Estados Unidos, e apenas uma coisa os pode deter! E não… Não é o exército. Também não é a Guarda Nacional, nem mesmo a força aérea ou os escuteiros!

Essa coisa é Chuck Norris!

Lançado no ano anterior, “Missing in Action” ou “Desaparecido em Combate” de Joseph Zito e com Chuck Norris no papel principal, foi um sucesso absoluto para a Cannon. Por isso, a produtora estava ansiosa por reunir o realizador e a sua maior estrela para um filme de orçamento ainda maior.

Menahem Golan, certa noite, sonhou com um título bem porreiro chamado “American Ninja”, e imaginou que seria perfeito para Chuck Norris. Chuck, no entanto, não estava interessado em fazer outro filme de artes marciais, preocupado em ser rotulado como uma espécie de estrela do kung fu ocidental e na esperança de uma carreira no cinema de ação mais completa. Ele também não gostou muito da ideia de usar uma máscara a tapar-lhe a cara, o que seria relativamente necessário no género de filme ninja, o que não se entende! Com uma barba como a de Chuck Norris quem iria querer cobri-la?

Felizmente para Norris, Golan não tinha nada mais além de um título.

Foi apenas quando o amigo de Norris e argumentista de “Missing in Action” James Bruner, teve uma ideia para contornar os sonhos de Golan, que juntos, Bruner e Norris escreveram um argumento acerca de um agente da CIA chamado Matt Hunter, cujo nome de código seria “American Ninja”, mas que na realidade não seria ninja nenhum, só de nome.

Algumas ideias foram adaptadas de uma história anterior de Aaron Norris, irmão de Chuck, sobre uma célula adormecida de terroristas soviéticos que teriam passado duas décadas a esconder-se nos Estados Unidos à espera de uma palavra da Mãe Rússia para atacar.

Menahem Golan adorou a história que lhe foi apresentada, mas ele imediatamente apercebeu-se que não poderia estragar um título tão doce quanto “American Ninja” num filme que não continha ninjas reais. E assim, o filme recebeu sinal verde, mas com um novo título.

O filme seria batizado como “Invasion USA” a ser lançado em 1985, que apesar de uma premissa semelhante, este filme não tem nenhuma relação com o filme da invasão comunista de 1952 com o mesmo nome, e este oferece-nos uma visão quase pitoresca daquilo que era considerado “o terrorismo” dos anos 80.

Um pouco como os terroristas oriundos da Alemanha Oriental de “Die Hard”, os bandidos em “Invasion USA” são uma espécie de coligação aparentemente incompatível de russos, cubanos e militantes do Médio Oriente liderados por um soviético lunático chamado Rostov, interpretado por Richard Lynch, e cuja única razão para liderar uma invasão a solo americano parece ser para ficar nos anais da história como a primeira pessoa a tentar invadir os Estados Unidos em mais de 200 anos.

Em muitos filmes, os vilões recebem histórias de fundo para lhes dar um tom mais humano, quase como uma justificação de modo a que o público se sinta desconfortável quando estes inevitavelmente encontram a sua morte!

Bem… por aqui não existem merdas do género. Não há área cinzenta quando se trata de justificar as ações dos bandidos neste filme. A primeira vez que os vemos, eles estão disfarçados de membros da Guarda Costeira quando abordam um barco cheio de imigrantes cubanos ilegais enquanto flutuam algures na costa da Flórida. São famílias inteiras! Mulheres, crianças e idosos. Ao princípio, tememos que esses estrangeiros sejam deportados de volta para Cuba, mas o que acontece a seguir é muito pior. O líder dos vilões, Rostov, finge dar-lhes as boas-vindas aos Estados Unidos, e o barco explode em aplausos. Ele desce do seu barco, estende a mão para um velhinho e então ele saca da pistola e executa o velho, como um grande e malvado idiota. O resto dos bandidos abre fogo com as suas grandes e corajosas metralhadoras, aniquilando com requintes extremos de malvadez cada velhinho, homem, mulher e criança. Vai tudo! De seguida, eles arrombam uma portinhola no convés do barco e tiram uma carga de cocaína escondida no seu interior.

Esta cena do massacre foi filmada na costa da Flórida com a cooperação do Departamento de Defesa dos Estados Unidos. A Guarda Costeira, obviamente, recusou-se a participar, e não seria de admirar, uma vez que os terroristas estão disfarçados de Guardas Costeiros enquanto abatem um barco cheio de famílias cubanas.

Por aqui já começamos a odiar de morte os terroristas e o seu líder, o que vem em ótima altura porque na cena seguinte encontramos o homem que vai passar uma boa parte do filme a massacrar aqueles idiotas em nome da boa e velha justiça norte-americana.

Finalmente somos apresentados ao nosso herói, Matt Hunter, Chuck Norris, enquanto ele atravessa os Everglades no seu fiel “airboat”. Ele veste um conjunto todo ele em ganga. O seu cabelo e a sua camisa desabotoada balançam ao sabor do vento com os seus pêlos ondulados expostos no peito a todos os que tencionam conspirar para fazer mal aos seus semelhantes, ou seja, aos americanos!

Matt Hunter não tem falas aqui, mas ele não precisa delas para nada, pois este senhoras e senhores, é o nosso justiceiro norte-americano.

Logo de seguida temos mais evidências que Rostov é um monte de merda de primeira categoria quando ele aparece no escritório de um traficante de armas e drogas de Miami, interpretado por Billy Drago, que leva com uma saraivada de balas no Malaquias e nos seus dois guarda-costas que é coisa que só de pensar causa calafrios na nuca! Logo a seguir enfia um canudo pelo nariz acima de uma sujeita que snifava leite em pó para imediatamente a enviar pela janela fora. Depois, ele foge após saber que as armas que ele tinha ido ali comprar já estariam seguras, junto com a cocaína que iria servir de pagamento, porque além de terrorista, Rostov também é gatuno!

Com Richard Lynch e Billy Drago no elenco, os produtores esforçaram-se para conseguir dois dos melhores atores de personagens do género “slimeball” da era do vídeo. Embora Richard Lynch se prendesse principalmente a filmes baratuchos, ele trouxe uma intensidade selvagem até mesmo para os papéis mais parvos de vilões, por exemplo, o perverso rei bárbaro Kadar, do filme da Cannon de 1987 de sword and sorcery italiano “The Barbarians” de Ruggero Deodato. As cicatrizes visíveis no seu rosto tiveram origem num incidente em 1967 onde o ator, sob o efeito de drogas, encharcou-se em gasolina e ateou fogo em si próprio como forma de protesto contra a  guerra do Vietnam. Ele passou por muitos enxertos de pele e anos de reabilitação e, eventualmente, voltou a atuar. Lynch morreu em 2012 com a participação em mais de 150 filmes, incluindo “Scarecrow” de 1973, “The Sword and the Sorcerer” de 1982 e “Bad Dreams” de 1988. Ele também apareceu em “The Forbidden Dance” de 1990, com o tema da lambada em cima da mesa e feito pela 21st Century Film Corporation de Menahem Golan para competir com “Lambada” de 1990 da Cannon Films e lançado no mesmo dia.

Billy Drago teria mais tempo de tela em filmes da Cannon como “Hero and the Terror” de 1988 e “Delta Force 2” de 1990, ambos também protagonizados por Norris. Regularmente classificado como um vilão graças ao seu corpo esguio e sorriso sinistro, alguns anos depois deste filme, ele interpretou a personagem de Frank Nitti no aclamado filme de Brian De Palma, “The Untouchables” de 1987. Drago também fez aparições em “The Pale Rider” de 1985, “Vamp” de 1986, e em várias séries de TV, incluindo a série de culto “The X-Files”.

Mas voltando à trama do filme em questão! Enquanto os homens de Rostov apressam-se a esconder as armas roubadas ao traficante, tudo vai de vento em popa! Parece que cada parte do plano nefasto e vagamente definido pelo astuto líder terrorista está a andar bem, mas existe um pequeno grande problema que precisa de ser resolvido.

Acontece que Rostov apenas teme uma coisa à face da terra, e essa coisa é Chuck Norris ou Matt Hunter, o ex-agente da CIA que frustrou uma das suas conspirações nefastas no passado e que se arrepende amargamente de não ter despachado Rostov para o inferno quando teve a oportunidade para o fazer. Rostov tem tanto medo de Hunter que tem pesadelos recorrentes com ele!

Agora na aposentadoria e a viver com uma reforma de merda paga pelo Governo dos Estados Unidos, Hunter leva uma vida pacífica nos Everglades a ajudar o seu amigo nativo americano, John Eagle, a apanhar crocodilos e a andar naquele “airboat” altamente que vimos antes. Antes de lançar o seu plano, Rostov tenta extinguir o seu antigo inimigo ao lançar um ataque furtivo à pacífica cabana de Hunter no meio do pântano, mas só consegue matar o idoso amigo de Hunter. Mais um velhinho para a lista, mas com isso, apenas força o regresso de Hunter ao ativo.

“Invasion USA” contou com uma equipa de duplos com mais de oitenta pessoas, liderada pelo coordenador Aaron Norris, irmão de Chuck que, para evitar que qualquer um dos seus duplos fosse mordido por crocodilos ou por outra bicharada durante as cenas do pântano, atirava cargas de dinamite para explodir com qualquer criatura que estivesse à espreita nas proximidades. Outros tempos!

Tendo presumido erradamente que uma dúzia de homens com metralhadoras e lança rockets seriam suficientes para matar Matt Hunter, Rostov inicia a sua invasão. Alguns transportadores antigos da Segunda Guerra Mundial desembarcam numa praia de Miami pela calada da noite e descarregam algumas centenas de guerrilheiros armados até aos dentes e de várias etnias. Eles entram em camiões que os aguardavam e dispersam-se por várias cidades do país inteiro.

Chicago, Detroit, Las Vegas, Nova York, São Francisco são alguns exemplos, mas o filme apenas se preocupa em mostrar os ataques em Miami e Atlanta e caga para o resto.

O plano de Rostov é espalhar terror e devastação ao usar a própria liberdade da população contra ela e assim colocar a América de joelhos.

Um bando de motoqueiros locais foi escolhido para fazer do exército de terroristas invasores para esta cena, e segundo alguns relatos, a polícia queria invadir o ‘set’ de filmagens naquela noite, já que muitos dos figurantes tinham mandados de captura, mas a produção recusou-se a cooperar com a polícia e a entregar os bandidos.

Logo a seguir vemos o esquema covarde que Rostov coloca em ação da maneira mais maligna e gratuita possível. Ele e os seus capangas chegam a um subúrbio americano, onde famílias decoram árvores de Natal nos seus jardins, as crianças brincam e patinam na rua e os velhinhos levam os seus poodles a passear, para logo a seguir assistirmos horrorizados enquanto os bandidos puxam de lança rockets e destroem as casas ao redor.

Se formos a ver bem, esta cena é efetivamente aterrorizante, pois observamos da nossa poltrona o bastante literal Sonho Americano explodir mesmo à nossa frente.

E convém dizer que não eram fachadas que foram destruídas, mas sim casas verdadeiras!

Enquanto procuravam locais para a rodagem do filme, a produção deu de caras com um conjunto habitacional, que estava programado para ser demolido para expandir o aeroporto de Atlanta. O governo estatal comprou as casas e colocou-as em leilão para construtoras locais, que planeavam resgatar os materiais de construção. Acontece que a empresa vencedora não conseguiu fazer o pagamento a tempo, então a Cannon interveio e comprou as casas que destruíram no filme por cerca de 7 mil dólares cada. Além disso, conseguiram obter uma licença das autoridades locais para equipá-las com explosivos. Para um filme que foge a sete pés da realidade, esta cena devolveu-o com eficácia ao mundo real.

Infelizmente, parte do realismo de “Invasion USA” teve um custo. Ao filmar uma cena onde os terroristas deveriam derrubar a entrada de uma garagem com explosivos, as cargas explodiram a porta de aço, e atiraram estilhaços quentes para cima do duplo Max Maxwell, que estava sentado numa mesa a quase 20 metros de distância. O impacto fraturou o seu antebraço e causou várias lacerações na cara e membros. A cena em que Maxwell foi ferido pode ser vista no filme. Na Flórida, houve uma colisão de cinco carros quando o comboio de camiões dos terroristas colidiu enquanto saía do local de filmagens, no qual um motorista ficou ferido.

Toda a ação e destruição do filme são acompanhadas pelo banda sonora do compositor Jay Chattaway, que também compôs as bandas sonoras para a Cannon de “Missing in Action” e “Braddock: Missing in Action III”, bem como clássicos de culto não relacionados com a Cannon, como “Maniac” de 1980 e “Maniac Cop” de 1988.

Enquanto isso, no filme, Matt Hunter faz algumas diligências à vida local para ver se localiza o esconderijo do líder terrorista. Ele segue o rasto de um dos tenentes de Rostov na sala dos fundos de um clube de strip decadente, e espeta uma faca na mão do malandro para dolorosamente sacar algumas informações dele. Quando um dos corpulentos seguranças do clube aparece para acabar com aquela algazarra toda, Hunter brinda-nos com uma das frases mais Chuck Norris do que o próprio Chuck Norris já escutadas em cinema, e umas das melhores one-liners de todo o sempre. Ele vira-se para o segurança e diz: “Vou-te bater tanto com a minha direita, que vais implorar por uma esquerda.” Norris criou esta frase sozinho e ficou tão orgulhoso da sua criação, que pisca o olho sorrateiramente às suas tendências políticas, que os cineastas deixaram-no usá-la. É azeiteira, claro! Mas também é um ajuste perfeito para ele e uma lembrança de que ninguém além de Chuck Norris poderia fazer isso como ele faz.

Quando se vê incapaz de arrancar mais alguma informação útil, Hunter deixa o tenente terrorista com uma mão presa a uma mesa com uma faca e a outra a segurar uma granada, que eventualmente e apenas depois de Hunter estar em segurança, explode.

Noutro lugar, o reinado do terror continua. Num momento, dois polícias falsos disparam contra um grupo de pessoas numa festa de dança latina. Um deles é interpretado pelo ator nipo-americano James Pax, que faz aqui a sua estreia em Hollywood. Ele depois apareceu como um dos três tempestades em “Big Trouble in Little China” de 1986 de John Carpenter, e no menos famoso “Kinjite” de J. Lee Thompson para a Cannon de 1989, no qual contracena com Charles Bronson.

Outro grupo de bandidos tenta explodir um shopping apinhado de gente na época de Natal, apenas para ter os seus planos frustrados pelo nosso super-herói que não usa capa, mas veste-se de ganga da cabeça aos pés, Matt Hunter. O que se segue é a exibição mais extravagante de destruição de shoppings deste “The Blues Brothers” de 1980.

Enquanto os terroristas abrem fogo contra pessoas inocentes, Matt Hunter dirige a sua pick-up que gasta 50 litros aos 100 pela parede adentro do prédio. Pareçe que o nosso super-herói, apesar de não usar capa, possui uma visão raio-x! Como é que ele sabia que os bandidos estavam ali? Como é que ele conseguiu não atropelar nenhum civil? Vamos atribuir isso a Magic Chuck, ou Super-Chuck, como preferirem!

Após atropelar alguns dos gandins fortemente armados, Matt Hunter salta da sua pick-up para eliminar mais alguns com um par de Micro-Uzis que carrega consigo. Enquanto isso, o bandido encarregado da operação consegue fazer uma ligação direta numa outra pick-up que estava em exibição e tenta atropelar Hunter, mas o nosso herói salta para o lado e consegue agarrar-se à porta, e dá uns murros valentes no bandido enquanto seguem um caminho de destruição pelo shopping fora. Não escapa quase nada à onda de devastação provocada por uma pick-up desgovernada.

 À semelhança do que aconteceu com o subúrbio, que foi destruído algumas cenas antes, os produtores conseguiram encontrar um shopping relativamente perto dos locais de filmagem, o Avondale Mall, que estava parcialmente fechado para obras. Como os donos do shopping planeavam destruir e redesenhar toda aquela ala de qualquer maneira, a produção pediu permissão para destruir a entrada principal e um monte de lojas, incluindo uma loja das Sears fechada. 

Como o shopping já estava vazio, a equipa teve que redecorar o local. Eles encheram as lojas vazias com merdiçes e montaram as gigantescas ‘vitrines’ natalícias.

A Cannon inicialmente opôs-se ao fato de o filme ser ambientado na época do Natal, já que o custo e o tempo adicional necessário para a montagem do cenário com as luzes, as árvores de Natal e assim por diante, aumentaria consideravelmente, uma vez que o filme foi rodado durante os meses de verão. A equipa de produção acabou por levar a melhor, e as decorações de Natal tornam as ações dos vilões ainda mais sinistras.

Os terroristas em fuga conseguem sacudir o nosso herói da pick-up no estacionamento do shopping, mas Matt Hunter rapidamente toma as rédeas de um Ford Mustang propriedade de uma jornalista freelancer interpretada por Melissa Prophet, uma ex-Miss Califórnia que por acaso está onde quer que haja algo de terrorista.

Quando o tenente de Rostov o informa que Matt Hunter ainda está vivo, o senhor terrorista executa o seu movimento característico e atira na zona reprodutora do pobre lacaio. Os seus homens seguem com as suas ordens de espalhar o caos por todo o país com medo de levarem eles também com um tiro na pila!

Infelizmente para eles, mas felizmente para a América, Chuck Norris. . . Matt Hunter … está de alguma forma vários passos à frente deles, e aparece onde quer que estejam, bem a tempo de impedir qualquer judiaria maligna e mortal planeada. Quando eles tentam explodir uma igreja, Matt Hunter aparece para religar a bomba e devolvê-la aos terroristas.

Ele diz uma frase previsivelmente pastelona antes de lhes atirar a mala explosiva… “Não funcionou? Agora vai funcionar.” BOOM!

Quando eles colocam uma bomba num autocarro da escola cheio de crianças, Matt Hunter está lá para retirá-la e recolocá-la no veículo dos bandidos… “Perderam isto?” BOOM!

Quando eles atacam uma multidão reunida do lado de fora de uma mercearia, acontece que Matt Hunter está perto o suficiente para encostar e acabar com os homens armados e aqui temos de presumir que Hunter voltou ao shopping destruído para recuperar a sua pick-up, porque ele anda com ela durante o resto do filme.

Matt Hunter é a equipa de um homem só a destruir terroristas. Por mais terríveis que sejam as suas ações, quase começamos a sentir um pouco de pena destes malfeitores de merda, pois eles não conseguem realizar nem um bocadinho de terrorismo sem que Chuck Norris apareça instantaneamente para lhes mijar em cima e nos seus planos terroristas.

Não importa o quão indiscriminada ou absurda seja a ação, Hunter de alguma forma sabe exatamente onde os bandidos estão quando lançam os seus ataques. Como raios faz ele isso? Magic Chuck mais uma vez…

No entanto, um super exército de um homem só não é suficiente para parar centenas de terroristas espalhados por toda a nação, e Hunter reconhece perfeitamente isso, e, nessa altura ele planeia o passo seguinte.

Mais tarde naquela noite, enquanto está deitado na cama de um quarto de hotel rasca, a mascar chiclas e a assistir à transmissão de “The Earth vs. The Flying Saucers”, o FBI arromba a porta para prendê-lo. Rostov recebe as boas novas pela televisão sobre a prisão de Hunter, que curiosamente inclui o local exato onde as autoridades o mantêm preso.

Num ato irresponsável provocado pela forte ereção que teve ao ver a notícia, Rostov desvia todo o seu exército para eliminar Hunter de uma vez por todas!

O filme termina no centro de Atlanta, onde a produção encenou o que foi, até à altura, a maior cena de batalha jamais filmada numa cidade americana. A cena foi filmada com a total cooperação da Guarda Nacional, que emprestou seis tanques, seis veículos blindados, dez camiões de duas toneladas e meia e dezasseis jipes para as filmagens. Eles também emprestaram armas automáticas reais para equipar os extras, que foram obrigados a entregar as suas cartas de condução em troca das perigosas armas de fogo.

O súbito aparecimento noturno de veículos blindados e centenas de soldados armados no centro de Atlanta, compreensivelmente afligiu alguns dos hóspedes internacionais hospedados no hotel Ritz-Carlton mesmo ali ao lado, que não foram informados sobre as filmagens e pensaram estar a testemunhar um golpe militar.

Na cena, as tropas reúnem-se enquanto os helicópteros lançam panfletos sobre a cidade, a pedir aos cidadãos que fiquem dentro das suas casas e permaneçam seguros. Geralmente, a produção teria imprimido panfletos com uma mensagem do tipo “A Cannon Films agradece por nos deixar filmar na sua bela cidade”, ou simplesmente deixar os papéis em branco, mas alguém no departamento de adereços achou boa ideia imprimir os panfletos com a mensagem de aparência oficial que vemos no filme, afirmando que “um toque de recolher do anoitecer ao amanhecer entra em vigor imediatamente e durante o atual estado de emergência”.

Milhares deles foram espalhados pelo centro de Atlanta, com um efeito previsivelmente desastroso. Tiveram que ser feitos anúncios na televisão e na rádio a esclarecer que os panfletos não eram reais e faziam apenas parte da rodagem de um filme.

O próprio Norris ficou pessoalmente chateado ao saber que duas velhinhas se esconderam dos invasores fictícios num porão por vários dias após encontrarem um dos panfletos.

Mas voltando ao clímax do filme! Camiões cheios de terroristas invadem o complexo no centro de Atlanta, onde Rostov acredita que Hunter está detido, apenas para encontrá-lo vazio e perceber que foram enganados. Em vez de Matt Hunter, os bandidos vêem-se cercados e encurralados pela Guarda Nacional. Logo Matt Hunter, tão livre quanto uma gaivota, enfrenta uma pequena equipa de vilões de elite, liderada pelo próprio Rostov. Toda essa sequência de ação, dentro e fora do prédio, é tiroteio e pirotecnia ininterruptos.

Para os fãs de ação, é inegavelmente satisfatório. A coisa toda termina com Hunter e Rostov a enfrentar-se, mano a mano, com lança rockets M72 LAW. Hunter vence, naturalmente, estoirando as entranhas e partes do corpo de Rostov pela janela de um escritório… “Está na hora.” BOOM! e os créditos rolam!

“Invasion USA” estreou em primeiro lugar nas bilheteiras dos Estados Unidos no último fim de semana de setembro de 1985, ultrapassando “Back to the Future” na sua permanência de nove semanas consecutivas no topo dos filmes mais vistos e foi ainda mais bem-sucedido no circuito de home video tornando-se, por uns tempos, o segundo filme mais popular na MGM depois de “Gone With The Wind”.

O filme, arbitrariamente patriótico e pró-norte-americano, até se saiu muito bem nos mercados internacionais. Tudo isso, apesar do fato de os críticos contemporâneos odiarem o filme.

Houve críticos que disseram que se tratava de “um thriller idiota com danos cerebrais, que nem sequer era mau o suficiente para ser ridículo”. Outros criticaram o desempenho de Norris ao afirmar que “embora a maioria do seu rosto estivesse obscurecido pela barba, ainda seria possível detetar uma completa falta de expressão”, acrescentando estranhamente que “até os seus olhos pareciam vazios e vidrados, como os botões do rosto de um ursinho de peluche”.

Outros ainda o criticaram por ser simplesmente uma desculpa para violência ininterrupta e gratuita. Alguém disse que “haviam tantas explosões no filme que alguém conseguiria ler um livro num cinema às escuras”, tendo acrescentado um pontapé nos tomates dos devotos fãs da popular estrela de ação com um “não que os fãs de Chuck Norris estejam interessados em leitura”.

 Mas no que diz respeito à Cannon, “Invasion USA” foi outro grande sucesso da sua estrela de ação mais famosa. Os fãs da Cannon também não se devem importar com essas críticas.

“Invasion USA” tenta ser um “Red Dawn” ainda maior, mais violento e mais divertido, sem todo o drama desnecessário e a angústia adolescente. Os cineastas criaram habilmente um filme que se adapta perfeitamente a todos os pontos fortes e limitações de Norris. Eles sabiam perfeitamente que o público apenas via filmes de Chuck Norris para vê-lo dar porrada e não para vê-lo lamentar-se da morte de um parceiro de maneira pouco convincente ou namorar rigidamente uma atriz mais jovem.

Norris também percebeu isso e afirmou na altura que costumava ir ver os seus filmes ao cinema para ter uma ideia do que o público gostava e não gostava, e apercebeu-se desde muito cedo que não gostam de o ver em cenas de amor! Preferiam vê-lo como um espírito livre e rebelde, um solitário, um gajo que lida com todas as adversidades que encontra ao despachar os vilões da maneira mais criativa possível.

”Invasion USA” pula de uma emocionante cena de ação para a próxima como se não houvesse amanhã enquanto encontra maneiras, umas após as outras, para se livrar dos bandidos com imaginação.

É episódico? Claro, um pouco! Sempre que Chuck leva a sua pick-up para algum lugar, ele mata todos os terroristas e segue para outra matança. Para quê estar a perder tempo a tentar explicar e justificar demasiado as coisas? Sabemos que os bandidos do filme são realmente bandidos da pior espécie desde o momento em que disparam sobre um barco cheio de famílias de imigrantes, e esses sentimentos são reforçados todas as vezes que matam mais pessoas inocentes. Tudo o que o público realmente quer é vê-los morrer das maneiras mais retorcidas e cruéis às mãos vingativas de Matt Hunter, seja pelos seus pés, pelas suas Uzis, granadas, lança rockets, etc.

O escritor James Bruner explicou que cerca de meia hora do filme foi cortada, incluindo histórias de fundo para os vilões e cenas onde a personagem de Melissa Prophet essencialmente narrava o ataques terroristas para assim conectar as muitas sequências de ação do filme.

Whoopi Goldberg foi a escolha pessoal de Norris para interpretar a repórter, e ele sugeriu-a para o papel após vê-la quando ainda era uma atriz desconhecida numa peça a solo. Zito e a Cannon acabaram por escolher Prophet e Goldberg acabou por ir para ”The Color Purple” de 1985, com uma atuação que lhe valeu uma nomeação para o Oscar de Melhor Atriz.

Embora a inclusão dessas cenas perdidas pudessem muito bem ter tornado o enredo de “Invasion USA" mais coeso, a sua exclusão torna o filme mais Chuck Norris.

Conforme lançado, o filme tem à volta de 110 minutos, vinte minutos a mais do que o filme padrão de Cannon, mas sem um momento lento durante o filme todo. É fácil ignorar os “plot holes” quando a ação é tão exagerada, bombástica e ininterrupta. Na sua essência, “Invasion USA” é o protótipo do veículo de ação de Chuck Norris, mas este foi feito numa escala muito maior do que qualquer um dos seus restantes filmes, com exceção de “The Delta Force” de 1986.

Os efeitos práticos e pirotécnicos continuam fantásticos, mesmo para os padrões atuais. O filme foi filmado com 12 milhões de dólares, um orçamento considerável para uma produção da Cannon. Sabemos que um milhão foi para a estrela barbuda de 45 anos do filme e pelo que parece, pelo menos outro milhão de dólares foi provavelmente gasto em explosivos e traquitanas extra. A equipa foi ainda capaz de ampliar ainda mais o valor da sua produção por meio de pesquisa de localizações ao encontrar prédios reais que poderiam destruir e explodir à vontade. Isso deu ao filme uma aparência mais real que simplesmente nunca iriam conseguir captar se apenas os construissem de raiz, o que era impossível dado o orçamento.

A equipa de efeitos especiais veio para “Invasion USA” diretinha de “Day of the Dead” de George Romero a pedido do realizador Joseph Zito, com quem Tom Savini já havia trabalhado em “Sexta-Feira 13 : O Capítulo Final de 1984”. A sua equipa incluiu o futuro vencedor do Óscar Howard Berger, que trouxe para casa a estatueta dourada pelo seu trabalho em “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” de 2005 e trabalhou em títulos tão variados como “Army of Darkness” de 1992, “The Green Mile” de 1999 e “Inglorious Basterds” de 2009. Greg Nicotero também andou por lá, e ficou mais conhecido pelo seu trabalho na série de TV “The Walking Dead” e derivados.

Savini, é claro, já havia conquistado o seu status de lenda do terror em filmes como “Dawn of the Dead” de 1978, “Friday the 13th” de 1980, “Maniac” também de 1980 e “Creepshow” de 1982. Ele também trabalhou em “Maria's Lovers” de 1985 e “Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2” de 1986 para a Cannon, e realizou o remake de 1990 de “Night of the Living Dead” para a 21st Century Film Corporation de Menahem Golan.

O coordenador de duplos Aaron Norris continuou a subir na hierarquia e realizou três filmes para a  Cannon interpretados pelo seu irmão Chuck, “Braddock: Missing in Action III” de 1988, “Delta Force 2” de 1990 e “The Hitman” de 1991, bem como “Platoon Leader” de 1988 com Michael Dudikoff.

Uma sequela foi escrita para a Cannon pelo argumentista James Booth, mas Norris não se mostrou interessado em regressar à personagem quando o leu. Esse argumento foi filmado por Sam Firstenberg como “Avenging Force” em 1986 com Michael Dudikoff no papel de Matt Hunter, mas fora o nome do seu herói, os dois filmes não tinham nenhum tipo de relação entre si. 

Enquanto isso, Joseph Zito foi recompensado pelo seu sucesso com “Invasion USA” ao ser designado para o malfadado, mas fortemente promovido filme do Homem-Aranha da Cannon, um filme no qual ele trabalhou cerca de um ano antes de desistir e que acabou por nunca ver a luz do dia. 

“Invasion USA” é Chuck Norris no seu melhor.

Obrigado por terem visto e bons filmes para todos.

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[e-devotion]

note-worthy

The last several weeks seemed to have been packed with so much going on, and the next several weeks will be the same.  Seriously.  That is why I want to share just some note-worthy things with you that are going on around my life.

I am grateful for all God is doing, what He has done and the things He will do in the days ahead.

Proverbs 3:27  NLT  

Do not withhold good from those who deserve it when it’s in your power to help them.

One of my favorite ministries happens at the speedway in our community.  Two times each year NASCAR comes to town, and our group gets to serve race fans.  Long days.  Even some struggles.  But some sweet ministry took place at Martinsville Speedway through Raceway Ministries Martinsville.  More than 100 people attended our worship service.  1,000’s of fans were saved with refreshments and with ADA golf cart rides.

Philippians 2:8  NLT 

He humbled himself in obedience to God and died a criminal’s death on a cross.

Easter is one of the best and sweetest times of the year for the church and christians.  We had some guests and some good times.  And we got to celebrate the horror of the cross (yes, celebrate) and the fact of the empty tomb that gave way to our salvation.

Psalm 127:3  NLT  

Children are a gift from the Lord; they are a reward from him.

And our daughter Ruth and family visited us around Easter.  How sweet to have our grand children with us and enjoy time with our church.  Some of our favorite times and making memories.

Ephesians 6:2  NLT  

If you honor your father and mother, “things will go well for you, and you will have a long life on the earth.”

One of the things that was good but hard in the last month was the sell of dad’s home.  It was the final thing to close out his estate and our saying good bye to him.  Our mom passed away in 2015, and dad passed away in 2021.  I miss them both.  Seeing the house gone was tougher than I thought.  

1 Corinthians 9:22-23  NLT  

When I am with those who are weak, I share their weakness, for I want to bring the weak to Christ. Yes, I try to find common ground with everyone, doing everything I can to save some. 23 I do everything to spread the Good News and share in its blessings.

And what is coming next?  In one week a group from our church and many other churches will converge on some of the coal mining communities of West Virginia to serve them in the name of Jesus.  And the following week I head back to Cuba to serve with the sports ministry staff there.

Pray that these efforts will do all God wants to do… to lead others to Him.

These are just some note-worthy things, personal highlights if you will, going on in my life.  Seems like these are full days, and they are.  But God is good.  May we stop and see how good He is even today!

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[caymanairways]

The Best Destinations for Foodies to Fly To

We've compiled the best Food lover travel destinations, from street food to fine dining. Let your palate lead the way as you explore exceptional tastes and cultural delights.

Embarking on a gastronomic journey to explore the world's diverse culinary traditions and flavours is a true dream for food enthusiasts. Each destination holds a unique tapestry of tastes, aromas, and cultural stories waiting to be uncovered. In this culinary odyssey, we delve into the delectable delights of the Cayman Islands, the U.S., Cuba, Jamaica, Honduras, Barbados, and Panama. These top food destinations promise exceptional food and a glimpse into the rich history and traditions that have shaped their cuisines.

Cayman Islands:

The Cayman Islands, including Grand Cayman, Cayman Brac, and Little Cayman, are known for their exquisite culinary scene, offering a blend of local and international flavours. Here's an overview of some of the best foods you can enjoy on these islands:

Grand Cayman:

1. Seafood: Grand Cayman is renowned for its fresh seafood. Local fish like mahi-mahi, snapper, and wahoo are popular and often served in various ways, from grilled to fried or ceviche.

2. Caymanian-style Conch: Conch is a staple in Caymanian cuisine. Conch fritters, chowder, and salad are widely enjoyed and represent the island's maritime heritage.

3. Turtle Stew: Although not as commonly served as in the past due to conservation efforts, turtle stew is a traditional dish and is occasionally available in certain local restaurants.

Cayman Brac:

1. Rock Lobster: The Brac is known for its excellent rock lobster (spiny lobster) dishes. Grilled or steamed lobster is often highlighted on local menus.

2. Cayman Brac Beef: The island has grass-fed beef and is known for its high quality and flavour. Beef dishes are popular among locals and visitors.

3. Mutton Snapper: A locally caught fish is often featured in dishes. Its delicate flavour makes it a favourite among seafood enthusiasts.

Little Cayman:

1. Fresh Seafood: As with the other Cayman Islands, fresh seafood is a highlight. Enjoy dishes made with locally caught fish and seafood.

2. Breadfruit: Breadfruit is a starchy fruit often served roasted or fried as a side dish. It has a unique taste and texture.

3. Cayman-style Turtle: As with Grand Cayman and Cayman Brac, turtle dishes are sometimes available, albeit less common due to conservation efforts.

When visiting these islands, explore local eateries, beachside shacks, and upscale restaurants to experience the diversity and richness of Caymanian cuisine. Also, don't miss out on trying the local beverages, such as the Cayman Islands' famous rum.

Embark on a culinary flight to the Cayman Islands and savor a world of flavors that will elevate your food enthusiast's journey to new heights!

United State:

Food tourism and travel experiences often involve trying commonly recommended foods in each city based on popular local cuisines and dining experiences. 

Miami:

1. Cuban Sandwich (Cubano): Miami is known for its vibrant Cuban influence, and it is a must-try. It typically consists of ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard, and sometimes salami on Cuban bread.

2. Stone Crab Claws: Miami is famous for its stone crab claws, especially during the stone crab season (October 15 to May 15). They are usually served chilled with a mustard dipping sauce.

New York City:

1. Pizza: New York-style pizza is renowned worldwide. It's characterized by its thin crust, crisp along its edge yet soft and pliable enough beneath its toppings to be folded in half to eat.

2. Bagels: NYC bagels are iconic. They're typically larger, denser, and chewier than their counterparts, and you can enjoy them with various toppings like cream cheese, lox, or different spreads.

Tampa:

1. Cuban Sandwich: Tampa, like Miami, has a strong Cuban influence, so trying a Cuban sandwich here is a great idea. It usually includes roast pork, ham, Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard, and sometimes salami on Cuban bread.

2. Deviled Crab: A unique Tampa dish, deviled crab is made from blue crab meat, bread crumbs, and various seasonings, shaped into a patty, and deep-fried.

Denver:

1. Green Chile: Denver is known for its green chile, often served smothered over burritos, enchiladas, or omelettes. It's made with roasted green chiles, pork, and various spices.

2. Rocky Mountain Oysters: A unique delicacy in Denver, Rocky Mountain oysters are bull calf testicles, usually battered and deep-fried. They have a distinctive flavour and texture.

Los Angeles:

1. Tacos: Los Angeles offers diverse tacos, from traditional street-style to gourmet creations. You can find tacos with various fillings like carne asada, al pastor, fish, and more.

2. Sushi: LA is known for its high-quality sushi due to its proximity to the Pacific Ocean. Head to Little Tokyo or other sushi hotspots for a delightful sushi experience.

Each city has unique culinary delights, reflecting the diverse cultures and influences in the United States. Enjoy exploring the local cuisine in these vibrant cities!

Cuba: 

Havana, the capital city of Cuba, is renowned for its vibrant culinary scene that showcases a blend of Spanish, African, and Caribbean influences. Here are some of the most famous foods you must try when visiting Havana:

1. Ropa Vieja: Ropa Vieja, which translates to "old clothes" in English, is one of Cuba's iconic dishes. It consists of shredded beef cooked in a tomato-based sauce with onions, bell peppers, and spices. The name "ropa vieja" comes from the shredded beef resembling old, torn clothing. This savory and flavorful dish often accompanies black beans, rice, and fried plantains.

2. Moros y Cristianos: Moros y Cristianos, which means "Moors and Christians," is a popular Cuban dish featuring black beans and white rice cooked with spices. The combination of the black beans representing the Moors and the white rice representing the Christians is a testament to Cuba's history and cultural influences. The beans and rice are usually cooked with seasonings such as garlic, cumin, and bay leaves, resulting in a delicious and aromatic dish.

These dishes are just a glimpse of Havana's rich culinary heritage. When visiting Havana, explore the diverse flavors and dishes available, including other traditional Cuban dishes and street food.

Jamaica:

Jamaican cuisine is known for its bold flavors, unique spices, and vibrant cultural influences. Kingston and Montego Bay, being prominent cities in Jamaica, offer a variety of delicious and traditional foods worth trying.

Kingston:

1. Jerk Chicken: Jerk chicken is arguably one of Jamaica's most famous dishes. The chicken is marinated in a spicy blend of spices and seasonings, including scallions, thyme, allspice, and scotch bonnet peppers, then grilled to perfection. You'll find numerous jerk chicken vendors throughout Kingston.

2. Escovitch Fish: This dish typically consists of fried fish marinated with a spicy vinegar-based dressing, including bell peppers, onions, carrots, and scotch bonnet peppers. It's a popular choice for those looking to enjoy a taste of the sea in Kingston.

Montego Bay:

1. Pepper Pot Soup: Pepper pot soup is a hearty and spicy Jamaican soup made with callaloo okra and is often served with various types of meat, including beef and pig's tail. It's a beloved traditional dish in Jamaica.

2. Bammy: Bammy is a flatbread made from cassava and is a popular accompaniment to fish dishes in Montego Bay. It is often fried or steamed and provides a unique texture and taste.

Kingston and Montego Bay offer a rich culinary experience, allowing you to savor the authentic flavors of Jamaica. Be sure to explore various local eateries and food markets to truly appreciate Jamaican cuisine's diverse and delicious offerings.

Honduras:

La Ceiba, a coastal city in Honduras, is known for its diverse and delicious cuisine. Here are some famous foods you can find in La Ceiba:

1. Baleadas: Baleadas are a popular and iconic Honduran street food commonly found in La Ceiba and throughout Honduras. They are made of a soft wheat flour tortilla folded in half and filled with refried beans, Honduran cream (similar to sour cream), crumbled cheese, and often scrambled eggs, avocado, and slices of ripe plantains. Baleadas come in various sizes and can be customized to individual preferences.

2. Tapado: Tapado is a traditional Garifuna dish often found in La Ceiba due to the significant Garifuna population in the region. It is a rich and flavorful seafood stew made with a base of coconut milk combined with various ingredients like fish, shrimp, crab, plantains, yams, and other vegetables. The use of spices and herbs adds to its unique taste.

These are just a few examples of the delicious and distinctive foods you can try while visiting La Ceiba, Honduras, allowing you to experience the vibrant flavors of the region.

Panama:

Panama City, the capital of Panama, is known for its diverse and flavorful cuisine. Here are some  famous foods you should try when visiting:

1. Sancocho: Sancocho is a hearty and traditional Panamanian soup/stew made with a variety of meats like chicken, beef, or sometimes fish, combined with a variety of vegetables such as yuca (cassava), plantains, corn, and potatoes. It's a beloved comfort food often enjoyed during special occasions and gatherings.

2. Ceviche: Ceviche is a popular dish in Panama City, consisting of fresh raw fish or seafood marinated in lime or lemon juice, mixed with onions, cilantro, and sometimes tomatoes or bell peppers. It's a refreshing and tangy dish perfect for a hot day.

These dishes showcase the rich culinary heritage of Panama and provide a taste of the country's diverse flavors and textures. Be sure to try them when you visit Panama City for an authentic gastronomic experience.

Barbados:

Barbados, a beautiful island nation in the Caribbean, has a rich culinary heritage influenced by African, Caribbean, British, and Indian flavors. Here are some famous foods from Barbados:

1. Cou-cou and Flying Fish: Cou-cou is a traditional Bajan dish made from cornmeal and okra, resembling a creamy, polenta-like consistency. It is often served alongside flying fish, a Barbadian cuisine staple. The flying fish is typically steamed, fried, or pickled and is a significant part of Barbados' culinary identity. This dish is often accompanied by a spicy gravy known as "souse."

2. Bajan Macaroni Pie: Bajan macaroni pie is a beloved comfort food in Barbados. It's a baked macaroni and cheese dish made with macaroni pasta, a creamy mixture of eggs and milk, cheese, and various seasonings. It's a staple at family gatherings, holidays, and social events.

These dishes are integral to Barbadian culture and are often enjoyed during special occasions, festivals, and gatherings, reflecting the island's vibrant culinary traditions.

Ultimately, the best travel destinations for food enthusiasts embrace cultural diversity, offer abundant flavors, and provide a journey through the rich tapestry of global culinary traditions. Each destination has its unique charm, allowing food enthusiasts to embark on a delightful culinary expedition, exploring the world one bite at a time.

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[peterestevez]

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[the-firebird69]

I see them going after the queen and I cannot believe my eyes and Britain is full of these assholes it says part of the empire and they're not leaving there and we did neglect it and BJ and Trump are fighting mildly there and something heats it up it's not Scotland it could be that Trump Brittany Trump missed out on Britain and he's not there and they were taking stuff from all over Europe and Russia and putting it there that's what I know and they're putting it into the chasm below affiliate and it's gigantic by the way and it's not a nice place to live it's too many creatures it's a huge cavern and we kind of abandon it and he filled it up with stuff tons of stuff ordnance ammo gold silver big diamonds 10 mi diamonds all sorts of stuff in there he's trying to get it out now Trump sees it and they're having a war it's called The edge of Tomorrow is the movie

Mac it's named that because they have to get the stuff out and if they do they're like at a cusp of a new reality they say and they do say that crap

And yes her son may have taught them to say that thing but there's some other stuff happening. Here in Charlotte county specifically punta Gorda there is an evacuation going on Trump said evacuate him and elsewhere and he means here and his people are leaving and soon he'll be leaving and everyone's monitoring him and his people they see his people getting up to leave and bja is nervous and says he'll probably try for the boy so they're getting up and they're fighting over ships and they can hear him saying it will grab the boy so it's on here right now they're fighting over the hospital bus

Thor Freya

Haha lol. It's time for you two to leave actually all you idiots and there is an evacuation you see several ships filling up with idiots and it's on the Sarasota side and out of Sarasota it's like a fairy it's about the size of the turbo in fisherman's village it's pretty big it's like three Deckers and 80 ft long and there's several of those that are ferrying them out there to a larger boat which ferrys them to a huge boat and probably go on all day unless they get more boats and really it's not that big of a boat that they're going to but can fit a lot more people per ride so they have to bring tons of food and water and my grand nephew recommends a lender votes out and lend the boats and we'll order the boats now they can send them down here for later on tonight or tomorrow and they said we don't need them for a while I said no you'll need them pretty quickly at the patrol and so they agreeing and we're setting down the orders these people can leave we agree it's a good idea if it starts and runs it goes until it dies and we'll tow it somewhere it's going on right now

Mac daddy

We suspect they may try and take boats and just keep using them there's a ton of boats out there they sit and nobody uses them and I don't think anybody cares. He's both can fit like 30 people and make it to the bigger boat which is only like 10 miles offshore and they're moving out okay there's tons of people going to these ports and my dad is getting on the phone and telling the harbormaster to get them the keys and we're going to go down to the harbormaster with the max and show them that they're getting new boats and he says bring a brochure for each and the paperwork I'm going to do that too I'm doing it right now and we want them to bring their titles down and sign it over to whichever goofball is driving the boat and it'll probably try and make it to Cuba God willing but they really say they put it up on the boat and they want to clean their stuff out of it so they're moving down there fast

Thor Freya

So I got a head of a lot of people and we cleared our stuff out of our boats and left the keys and we did not leave the title but we're going to bring those down and hand them to the guy signed and just leave it with him or her and get your junk out of here and it's monitored but just like 400 boats 5 each harbor and it's about five . They're moving out now and in great numbers and I see it it's an evacuation and they're going to need more than that we have some bigger ships he says it's one up there in Tampa it's like a military ship and transports troops and it's in working order and I got it ready this morning and carnival Cruise ships and more and we're asking them for a stipend and Tommy Allen is paying it and Trump is paying for the military ship. They're moving out and they're running too and I mean it these people are running down there and that was Mike too and he said a few sentences in there but yeah these people are getting the hell out of here and it's it's good I mean it's something to do rather than just die and some people asking me if they have a ferry and the cruise ships do they won't pick up trucks and dump trucks and heavy equipment and they're moving that out now the ones that they own it's a huge deal okay and we're going to get our dream we're going to build a wharfs and we're going to build a few wharfs it's for defense eventually they're just bring in real ships that's what's for but right now it's being used to evacuate them and it's a good idea to make it organized because of just leave and it will look like they're welcome to which they really are they're taking every boat they can find as a matter of fact they're just kind of grabbing them and some are not coming back two chubby too hard to make it it's either bring the voter board or it floats off and so they bring a board and they'll use it in Australia for all sorts of things and they need them and still running there's a bunch of boats like that up to about 20 foot but deep sea fishing rods that can go to 100 ft 100 miles I ordered to go back and they sent someone back to get people yeah it's a soldier and the guy says is it your bonus says no but then yes okay well you're a soldier and you're expecting to train he says good it's a good deal and they're going off and doing things and they're going to get it done there's people trailering their boats okay hundreds and hundreds and soon it will be more and they're told to let them go and they're going to grab all those boats and put them on board and there's a place for them in the big boat and they're bringing some large bows up to 100 ft or being towed across the ground and they're filling up and then I can bring fuel trucks this is a real evacuation they're taking Jets and they're flying out they're leaving

Thor Freya

So it's just about to say it's a Robert shaker and his son intervened get the f*** out of here and his dan says he's saying it

Having a good day and Hera will be much more pleased and the boats that are here not that great and they're beat on and they have stuff in them it's gross and it's better that they leave lots of people are getting bit by snakes at sea and they don't know how to handle it some do and some grab bags and things and throw it on them it's a tricky thing but here we go they're leaving and by droves okay we have 2 million boats going to shore both sides of Florida and almost all the boats that are big are employed and Mac went down there and said they can be employed and Tommy Allen employed them for the Coast guard auxiliary and they're doing it now no problem Mr Peter McLaughlin. So he started laughing and he said that's not what I look like that's not the uniform but close enough he said Captain stuping and that's not me either and it's stupid not stupid s*** anyways BJ can't get to come out right either so they're moving out and fleet this huge numbers of boats leaving right now it's about 100 million boats

In a few more medium sized chips are coming out all over the place in about 20 and the sun said it and he says you're right and they're about 150 ft they put them up on top side but they're pulling in tons of people in boats and some boats can make it and they have them follow their wake and they do fine

Olympus

I'm up top but really this is a great day it'll be excited once he sees it but you can't see anything

Hera

Zues bon voyage morlock, and remember don't forget to bring the take a shot before you leave the house and to bring a flask size object for courage and not for fighting

We thank you very much and we're going to do that

A cork

Would like to do that too I'm going to go ahead and do it not too much of it and you save it for your friends

Trump

You have to cut the cord here so I'm not your friend Chris oh I am but just not great Becca's doing better but really we tried pretty good and he knows it when he's saying that they're going to keep me here so we understand that and we hope help us on the way cuz we're out of here

Sarah

Haha my husband says that's her and that's what she sounds like and it's typical if she needs it I hope she has a good trip it's probably take a plane maybe the American airlines or United airlines and she's smiling yeah probably and there's a lot more going on but we're going to tell him later he's going to get some things done

Hera

Olympus

[clarklovescarole]

Feb. 7, 1937: The Girl of the Day

Whatta contract! 

And because of it, Carole Lombard is definitely the girl of the day out here in Hollywood. 

Tucked away among her personal effects is a brand-new agreement with Paramount which calls for two pictures a year, at $150,000 a picture, for three straight years – no options. Of course, other stars have come at higher figures. Carole could have got more money, too, but she didn’t want more money. 

The studio begged her to make four pictures per annum, which would have doubled the ante from $300,000 a year to $600,000.Now Carole still likes to make pictures, but she also likes some time to herself. She said no – she’d make two. Studio no likee – Carole no signee. 

So before another company had a chance to muscle in and grab her off – and there were plenty of them who wanted her – Paramount drew up the bill o’fare and shoved it under a pen. 

The contract also gives Miss Lombard the option of making a third picture a year, at the same price, either on or off the lot. 

That reads like a lot of dough. One might even say that it represents a typical Hollywood success, except for the fact that there is nothing typical about Carole Lombard or the place she occupies in the Hollywood scene. You have only to see the stunning blond from Indiana on the set, in front of the scenes and behind them, to realize that she has no imitators. Only one person could get away with being Carole Lombard, and that’s the girl herself. 

If you want to see the human counterpart  of a streamline steam engine – watch Carole Lombard at work. Her laughter is raucous- her language is lusty. Seriously rehearsing one moment, she’s hysterically acting out some humorous incident the next. 

That’s Carole – the darling of the press and sometimes their despair – the adored of the studio gang she works with. Her love of a laugh, her spark and her fire and her undisciplined effervescence, together with that determined will of hers, are just a few of the more explosive ingredients that make her the most vital and independent personality on the screen. She gives “spontaneous combustion” new meaning. 

Let’s go out on the set of “Swing High, Swing Low” where Carole is working. It seems as though that’s going to be difficult. The set is virtually closed. Miss Lombard isn’t any too fond of visitors on the sound stage. 

For many weeks, they tell you, she hasn’t granted a single interview and has left very definite instructions that she was not to be disturbed while working on “Swing High, Swing Low.” Upon hearing this, everyone nodded knowingly and said: “Uh huh,  she’s afraid people will ask about Gable.” 

Afraid? Carole Lombard? Fiddlesticks! 

Be that as it may, this reporter was unbelievably lucky, with the result that she went on the Lombard set at 11 o’clock one morning and remained until 4 o’clock that afternoon. 

The set was that of a cheap little cafe in Cuba. Fred MacMurray was there, and Cecil Cunningham and Director Mitchell Leisen and Charles Butterworth, and Carole was there. Oh yes, you knew the minute the weighty stage door was swung upon for you, that Carole was there. Every bit of business transacted on that set revolved around her. 

It was interesting to note that, still chuckling as she left her gold and white portable dressing room, Carole went directly into a scene in which she had to cry. How simply she did it. No walking up and down trying to work herself into a frenzy. No listening to woeful music, no waits, no delays. When her cue came she burst into tears – real ones. 

Ask her how it’s possible to turn on the faucet so convincingly without apparent provocation and she says: “The scene itself does it. That’s all there is to it.” 

“Like this picture?” she echoed. “Very much. It’s a grand story and we’re having the time of our lives making it.” 

“You know,” she continued, “that the formula for making motion pictures is gradually changing. Directors are beginning to let the characters evolve their own situations on the spur of the moment instead of concerning themselves so much with a plot. Yesterday we worked out a swell scene that wasn’t even in the script. “And I play the dumb girl again,” remarked Carole, laughing. “Maybe there’s a reason for that.” 

Interruption: Edith Head, studio designer, comes in with a batch of sketches for Miss Lombard to okay. (Delays, yes, but fascinating ones; fascinating to watch the blond star’s intent expression as she makes quick decisions and grants or refuses requests.) 

“Money,” repeats Carole, suddenly getting back into the swing of things, “Well, it’s nice because it enables one to make the people around them more comfortable. Other than that it simply means that it’s possible for me to look forward to the day when I shall be able to retire on a comfortable income.” 

Retire! Have we here a movie star who actually looks far ahead to visualize a time when she won’t be in pictures? 

“You’re darn right,” stated Carole. “Not me. I don’t want to be any broken-hearted ‘has-been.’ As a matter of fact I doubt if I ever make another picture after this contract is up.” 

Now Carole casually means what she says, yet one wonders how it’s possible for a girl – a popular celebrity used to applause – who has worked as hard for her success as Carole has, to give it up for a private life  almost as ordinary as yours and mine. 

“Of course,” she admitted, “I have a natural pride in achievement but,” she scoffed rather disdainfully, “what is there in being a movie star after all? It’s such a transitory business – certainly nothing for a person to lose his head over. Today you’re in, tomorrow you’re out. If you make a good picture, everybody thinks you’re swell. If you make a bad picture, everybody thinks you’re lousy.

“There are a few people here in Hollywood who will never be happy because being a star has become an obsession with them. Something in their emotional makeup demands the adulation, the attention and the rah-rah that goes along with being a star. I like it, but I know that I can be happy without it. 

“And I can guarantee this,” she continued, “when I do step out of pictures I shall never be idle. I will take up designing or interior decorating. I have a fair flair for writing and I like to travel. Oh, I’ll be busy, all right, after I leave the movies.” 

And so, as Carole talks you begin to realize that inside that blond head of hers is a sane philosophy and a sensible outlook – rather surprising in a girl who seems, putting it frankly, to be such a flighty madcap both on and off the screen. 

“Oh,” explained Carole, “I affect that attitude purposely. I know – I shriek and cut up around the studio and the set. Sometimes I swear. There’s a reason. I do it to stimulate the atmosphere on the set. Long waits between scenes and the tiresome delays can be insidious, and unless you’re careful the mood behind the camera will turn up in your picture. I try to maintain a tempo by letting off steam.”

She does a good job of it, too. No one is ever bored on a Lombard set. 

Among other things, Carole Lombard is known as the girl who “gets away with murder” – as the girl who gets exactly what she wants around the studio. 

For herself, Carole says: “Yes, I suppose I do get away with murder – but I believe there is a good reason for it. When I fight it’s about something important, not about some little petty detail that doesn’t mean a damn thing. Most of my fights have been over stories, and those have been because I was honestly convinced that I wasn’t suited to the role. 

“I never flatly refuse to make a picture. Knowing that I’m not just trying to be funny, the studio is usually willing to consider my opinion and let me out of it if possible.” 

There are, by the way, only two things that Carole absolutely refuses to do when she goes to work. She will not have a director whom she doesn’t like and will not be interviewed by anyone whom she doesn’t wish to see.

And she’d rather not talk about Mr. Gable. You can’t blame her. She had rather an unfortunate experience. Someone misquoted her, very flagrantly according to Carole, and made it terribly embarrassing for both her and the gentleman. So Miss Lombard shut up like a clam, figuring that if she couldn’t be quoted correctly, she wouldn’t be quoted at all. 

However, if you don’t bring Clark Gable into the conversation – Carole will. He sort of creeps in unawares. Somewhere along the line you’ll catch that “Clark and I,” “Clark and I.” It will be about what fun they had at the San Diego Fair or some picture they enjoyed at a little neighborhood theater. 

Carole is also known as the town’s best practical joker. She says that she inherits it from her mother, who is a “genius at delightful nonsense.” 

That Carole is still a gagster of the first order was discovered by Mr. Gable on Christmas Day. She sent east for a handsome buggy, a two-seater, which Clark can hitch up to his horse. Then she went out into the valley, to a horse farm, and bought him a $4 mule and a ton of  hay to go with it. 

Yes, the Gable-Lombard friendship is still going strong and Clark is Carole’s steady escort around town. At the moment there is apparently little possibility that the two will appear in another picture together. 

They were, you remember, co-starred in a picture several years ago, before the present set-up. It was during its production that Clark received his first gag from Carole – an enormous ham with his photograph pasted on the front. Paramount made the picture, and it was titled, “No Man of Her Own.”

Feb. 7, 1937 – Arizona Republic

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Lowry Park Zoo

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African Savanna- You'll find zebras, giraffes, wildebeests and more in this exhibit

Tiger Mountain- See tigers up close while they're awake or asleep at night (depending on your preference). The mountain also has other animals such as lions and lemurs within its walls

Florida Trail- This trail takes you through various habitats such as swamps and hardwood hammocks along with plenty more animals like alligators so be sure not miss out!

Florida Aquarium

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Tampa Riverwalk

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Ybor City & Bern's Steak House

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MOSI Museum of Science & Industry

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Ybor city is home to some great restaurants with delicious seafood options too! Check out La Teresita Restaurant & Bar on 7th Avenue if you want authentic Spanish food at affordable prices or go to Columbia Restaurant where you'll find plenty of delicious Latin American dishes like ropa vieja (shredded beef stew) or lechon asado y arroz con frijoles negros (Cuban style pork roast).

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SALIERI CIRCUS AWARD 2022: Tutti gli artisti in gara

SALIERI CIRCUS AWARD 2022: Tutti gli artisti in gara Saranno 23 le performance in competizione che si esibiranno al Teatro Salieri di Legnago (Verona) dal 22 al 26 settembre 2022 nel corso della seconda edizione dell’International Salieri Circus Award, l’unico festival internazionale che sposa la grande musica classica alle arti circensi di qualità. Saliranno sul palco 41 artisti (25 uomini e 16 donne) provenienti da 15 paesi (dalla Mongolia a Cuba, dal Marocco alla Cina, dal Portogallo a Taiwan solo per citarne alcuni. L’Italia sarà rappresentata da ben due performer). Tra loro clown, contorsionisti, troupe acrobatiche, ventriloqui e mimi musicisti. “La scelta non è stata facile – fa sapere Antonio Giarola, Direttore Artistico del Festival – vista la quantità di candidature ricevute (circa 400), ma la qualità artistica è molto alta. Ringrazio di cuore tutti gli artisti selezionati perché hanno saputo mettersi alla prova adattando i loro act, molti dei quali inediti, alle caratteristiche del Salieri Circus Award che è un festival internazionale unico nel suo genere, dove la musica d’Arte associata al Circo contemporaneo trova la sua massima espressione figurativa. E non dimentichiamoci che quest’anno il Festival si arricchisce della presenza dell’orchestra dal vivo, 34 elementi che accompagneranno gli artisti in gara.” Vediamo ora nell’ordine gli artisti, la loro provenienza e il numero proposto. - ACROBARCELONA - Marocco/Spagna - Acrobatic troupe - BALLET ON SHOULDERS - Cina - Hand to hand - ARTHUR CADRE - Francia - Contortion and dance - DUO DADIVA - Cuba - Rola Rola - YASMIN DELL’ACQUA - Italia - Antipodism - ANDREA FRATELLINI - Italia - Ventriloquist - DENNIS - Russia - Glass Harp - DUO EMYO - Francia - Trapeze Dance - DUO INSANE - Ucraina - Hand to hand fff - JULIET - Ucraina - Clown - MARTIN MALL - Germania - Juggling with cello - MISS KERLEANKOFF - Cuba - Aerial Hoop - NICOL NICOLS - Spagna - Tight Wire - DUO ONE HEART - Russia - Juggling - KALLE PIKKUHARJU - Finlandia - Contortion - PAS DE DEUX STRAPS - Usa/Argentina - Aerial Straps - DUO RESILIENCIA - Argentina - Aerial Straps and Hair Hanging - PEDRO SANTOS - Portogallo - Mime Musicians QUOC HUY - Vietnam - Wheel Act SARANGUA - Mongolia - Hand stands - SHEGER CONTORTION QUEENS - Etiopia - Contortion - CHIA CHENG SUNG - Taiwan - Diabolo juggling - YURY “ODYSSEY” - Germania/Russia - Original Pole Proseguono intanto le prevendite:   Se questo articolo ti è piaciuto condividilo sui tuoi social utilizzando i bottoni che trovi qui sotto Read the full article

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How would be if they went on a undercover mission this time on a tropical resort? Because summer mood...

So I misread this as Mercs On The Beach somehow and wrote for that initially so this one's gonna be a two-parter. Oops.

Mercs at a summer resort!

The Administrator didn't believe in paid time off. But to keep the U.S. Department of Labor from sniffing around and asking too many questions, she loaded up all the mercenaries and shipped them off to a summer resort in the Florida Keys on a mandatory vacation.

Scout: Took to the bar for a karaoke contest. At first he was so nervous that he didn't wanna go up, but Demo was quick to give him a pep talk and a shot or two (or six) of scotch. 10 minutes later he was ready to go. His song of choice was Tom Jones' She's A Lady, a song he dedicated to Miss Pauling. The crowd and mercenaries loved it, intoxicated as they all were. By the end of it, Scout was so drunk he fell off the stage and broke an arm. Heavy insisted he carry him back to prevent any further drunken injuries. He took third place and won people's choice.

Soldier: Florida! At long last! Finally, he had his chance to take down communist Cuba and sucker punch Castro right in his stupid commie face! He kidnapp- *ahem* drafted all the hotel butlers for his militia and armed them with rackets from the tennis court. After loading each one of them onto a paddle board, they set sail southbound for Havana. They made it 10 minutes in before the butler army waved down the coast guard who then put Soldier on house arrest (er, resort arrest).

Pyro: Took a stroll on the beach and saw a bunch of pretty girls all getting ready for a beach beauty pagent. Pyro, never one to miss out on the fun, put his name up on the list! They tried to kick him out at first, but he threatened a legal discrimination lawsuit so they let him perform. He wore little dolphin swim trunks over his suit and did his best dance to Shirley Temple's Good Ship Lollipop. Despite having the best form of all the girls, the judges still gave him last place. It didn't matter though, as the stage was soon set ablaze in a firey temper tantrum. Many marshmallows were roasted on the beach that night.

Demo: Why, he's bar hopping of course! He was having a grand ol' time, pacing himself and trying a little bit of everything, when he hit the fourth bar down the road. It was a total tourist trap, but this one had big aquarium tanks with mermaids in the walls. Demo, overcome with an insatiable need to know how it feels to swim like a mermaid, thought to himself, well, he wasn't gonna be in Florida again for a good long time, might as well make the most of it while he could. He slipped up the 'Employees Only' stairs and fitted himself in a tail before wiggling his way over to the water and jumping in. At first everyone thought he was one of the performers. But when he almost drowned and had to be rescued, he merely pretended to be drunk out of his mind to get outta trouble. He knew he was sober enough to know better, he just didn't wanna admit he had zero impulse control in the moment. 

Heavy: Poor Heavy wasn't having too much fun. He was homesick for the base, he missed his guns and mowing down tiny baby men. He tried to enjoy the trip as best as he could but was too big for everything. He tried mini golf, kayaking, even horseback riding, but nothing would work with his size and stature. Sad and alone, he spent the evening tucked away in the room they all stayed in. Until the door suddely burst open and all the gents grabbed his arms and dragged him down the street for gelato (it was all Scout's idea). It was just the sort of kick that Heavy needed to remember where home really was.

Engie: After several years working as a Texas oil roughneck, and several more in the desert as a mercenary, Engie decided it was high time he got a few calluses removed. He snuck downstairs after everyone had gone to sleep for a night at the spa, taking care to make sure nobody saw him. The man went all out. We're talking shiatsu massage, mud bath, himalayan salt sauna, the whole shebang. He felt like a whole new mercenary by the end of it. He snuck back up the stairs with glowing skin, confident that he had completed a successful stealth mission. And he stayed confident up until December rolled around when a photo of him in a head-to-toe seaweed wrap graced the base's christmas card (thanks Spy).

Medic: Got reeaaalllly bored after a while. Sure all the amenities were fun, but after the first day or two they got a little old. He wasn't allowed to bring work with him so he didn't have anything to experiment on. With nothing to poke and prod at, it's easy to see how he began to get a little antsy. As time went by, his level of maturity and better judgement slowly dropped. It all came to a head one night as he was strolling through the gift shop. A wicked grin spread wide across his face as he noticed a 2-for-1 sale sign above the soaps. He bought every bar and bottle they had, slinking away into the shadows as he giggled to himself like a mischievous schoolboy. Later that night, the other gents decided to head downstairs for a dip in the jacuzzi. With swimsuits on and towels draped around their necks, they opened the door to the pool, and

Oh

My

Lord

Bubbles. Bubbles everywhere. It was as if they had been snowed in by a soap storm. The team was surprised at first. But after a minute or two they figured, meh, they had seen stranger things. They shrugged it off and trudged blindly on through to the jaccuzi. No one ever found Medic in the bubbles so he never got caught.

Sniper: Brought his sax now that he actually had time to practice. He found the balcony outside the room particularly calm in the evening so he practiced there. He spit out a few broken and jarbled notes at first, but it all came back to him after that. The melody was as smooth and sweet as melted caramel, blending in with the summer scene below. Most people simply assumed he had been hired by the place. Heck, the jazz band from the downstairs cocktail lounge actually showed up at the door the following evening, desperate for a sax player. Sniper agreed. After three hours of scrubbing him down and dressing him up, they had him ready to go. The other gents heard news that he got roped into playing in a jazz band and had to see it for themselves. He was so clean and well-dressed, they didn't recognize him at first. The band played a tribute to Glenn Miller, it was quite a lively scene. Engie snapped a photo of Sniper up on stage and gave it to him afterwards. He sent it to his parents.

Spy: They all went to dinner together at an upscale french place the first night they were there. The rest of the team thought it was a good experience, but Spy detested it all. It was nothing at all like real french cuisine in his opinion. The other gents told him he was being too fussy, which only quietly enraged him more. Full of spite, he took the whole next day off to make a REAL french dinner. He walked 3 miles to a local farmers market and spent 8 hours slaving over the tiny kitchenette stove in the room. The gents had dinner by candlelight that night. It was an eye-opening experience. There were 4 courses and 2 desserts. Everyone was half-asleep by the end of it. Spy became the designated head chef on base from that day on.

Later that weekend they went to the beach!

Part 2 here

Hope you enjoyed it! 💛

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2022 in review

2022 was a good year, yet it held so many things there were unexpected and some that seemed not too good.  That is why I want to choose to spend just a few minutes looking back on this year.

There were highlights.  Some of those were at the first of the year and some near the end.  We saw the end closing in of the covid virus and the loosening of restrictions that the last two years held over us.  Masks began to go away and life returned to some what normal.

Still there was pain.  Still there were and are struggles that God has to help us with.  But what I have experienced in the low times as well as in the celebrations is that God is working and speaking.

Psalm 34:15  NASB  

The eyes of the Lord are toward the righteous, And His ears are toward their cry for help.

He loves His children, and God is always working.  Where did you experience God working this year?  I saw Him bless my family.  I saw Him draw people to Himself.  I watched miracles happen on mission trips and in the church as well as in so many other places.

Even in the times of pain God was working.  The year began for my wife and I having covid.  It also brought the death of a good friend that was a great surprise.  There were several other deaths as well.  I often take those in stride, but it was obvious that some would not be too easy.

Back in July my dad passed away.  That very well might have been the most difficult day of the year, and it might have been the most difficult day of my life.  He is missed and so loved.  he kept my life and my brothers on track so many days.

Then go to blessings.  There were 3 trips to Cuba that brought lots of fruit and growth and the possibilities of more in the future.  The church was given blessings and guidance that helped us take some steps forward.  

My granddaughter turned 1, and we learned most recently that we have another grand daughter coming in 2023.

2022 was an incredible year, and there really is more to come.   

Ephesians 3:20  NASB  

Now to Him who is able to do far more abundantly beyond all that we ask or think, according to the power that works within us,

Look back on the year and note where God worked.  Not, ask God to do that and more again!  I am expecting and incredible 2023.

Won’t you join me this Sunday and begin the new year in church?  We will be having a great and important service at The Community Fellowship.  Please consider doing us online but better yet in person at 10:10.  We will have communion as well as baptism.  Our new theme is “there is more to come”.

I hope to see you soon and to celebrate all God will be bringing our way in 2023!

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