Lucifer: I can't believe you're not going to fight for our relationship!
Alastor: Lucifer, we're not in a relationship.
Lucifer: ...
Alastor: ...
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: ...Oh, right, that's what I forgot to ask you.
Alastor: !?!?!?
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Sophocles, from "Electra: A Greek Tragedy," translated by Anne Carson
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What's your opinion on the subjunctive tense?
it's so cool that languages use it
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Wei Wuxian: If I was sleep deprived, could I do THIS?!
Wei Wuxian: *Stands up and immediately blacks out*
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edmund: if i disappear under mysterious circumstances do not come looking for me. i meant to do that
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i was looking on gordon鈥檚 page of the wayneradiotv wiki (because that exists apparently) and this is one of his listed abilities? i鈥檓 laughing
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just so you all know, someone asked this VERY important question in the Watch Party chat
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Being schizoid is like:
3 months full of emotionless and then 3 days of severe mood swings.
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