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askdesperado-rocketchairs · 5 months

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AT: i DREW A LITTLE HOOFBEAST VERSION OF MYSELF, i THINK IT TURNED OUT DECENT

AT: i MADE MYSELF A pEGASUS SO THAT I COULD FLY }:)

#homestuck #tavros nitram #tavros #my little hoofbeast #my little pony #mlp #mlp fim #nON ASK POST #dAILY ART

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crispyclown · 2 years

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My little hoofbeast moirailship is magic!

Full vers under the clip

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query-quadrant · 3 months

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I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#pitch stuff #asks #this sounds like a mess idk good luck #this is not very thumbs up emoji #the friend who told you might definitely be fucking with you though anyway #if we go big conspiracy theorist style i have friends who would totally do that on purpose to embarrass me #and try and get the other guy to make fun of me for asking such a stupid question #to see if they can get pitch shit started between me and my crush #but maybe your friends are less insane #actually you should have mentioned that before sending this ask #whats the normalness level of your friends #on a scale from my friends to creepily normal #where do they fall #my little hoofbeast style or absolutely would play 10d chess for literally no reason #this is way too many tags lmfao no ones gonna read this #i just got into it i guess #plus no way am i gonna move this to the post itself now after this #i opened this can of sharks now i gotta jump it #hey if anyone would read all of these tags itd be grey actually right #hi grey <3<#whats up hows it going

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m00ncury · 2 years

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some homestuck ocs for ur causal enjoyment

#my art #homestuck #homestuck ocs #homestuck art #digital art #i drew this a while ago and the jade fellas highkey a self insert #we might be doing a table stuck campaign soon hopefully #i think we just have a few things to sort out and also find the time #they r president and co president of the my little hoofbeast fan club and they are #the hate bang one i forgot the name uhhhh #?????#this is so embarrassing i forgot the name but i’ve only read half so it’s okay #it will come to me as soon as i post this #i could google it but where’s the fun in that #alt text #apologies if i missed anything in the alt text i’m trying to get better at describing relevant things and keeping it concise

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dothemindything · 9 months

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"RILED UP".

#MY EVERY MOVE IS CALCULATED. IT'S ASTOUNDING HOW LITTLE YOU ALL SEEM TO KNOW ME..#I AM A SPECTACLE OF PERSONAL MEASURE.. NOT A FUCKING HOOFBEAST RACE.#I PERMIT THIS ON THE SOLE BASIS OF PROVING YOU WRONG. ANY BETS CONCERNING MYSELF ARE DESTINED TO COLLAPSE INWARDS.#DIVINITY IS UNKNOWABLE.#dash watching

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medicullmediator · 3 months

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🗦HELLO! TODAY I THOUGHT I WWOULD TRY AND TACKLE THE SUBJECT OF MUTATIONS. FOR SENSITIVITY REASONS, AND BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOLER, I WWILL BE REFERRING TO BLOOD-MUTATED TROLLS AS "NONCASTE" TROLLS. IF I GET ANYTHING WWRONG, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOWW. LEARNING GOES BOTH WWAYS.🗧

🗦I WWILL START WWITH BLOOD MUTATIONS.🗧

🗦BLOOD MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST FAMOUS OF ALL MUTATIONS, NO DOUBT IN PART TO THE INFLUENCE OF THE SIGNLESS. WWHEN TROLLS DISCUSS BLOOD MUTATIONS, THEY ARE GENERALLY REFERRING TO INVERTED BLOOD COLORS, OR INVERTS. THIS IS WWHAT THE SIGNLESS WWAS. THESE MUTATIONS ARE RELATIVELY EASY TO SPOT NOWWADAYS, DUE TO ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY ABLE TO DETECT BLOOD COLORS VERY QUICKLY. BESIDES, NEON BLOOD IS NOT SEEN ON THE RECOGNIZED CASTE (THE TOPIC OF INDIGOS HAVING "NEON" COLORED BLOOD IS NOT HAPPENING HERE).🗧

🗦SPEAKING OF NEON BLOOD, THIS IS ANOTHER FAIRLY COMMON MUTATION. IT MAY NOT SEEM TOO DIFFERENT FROM INVERTS BECAUSE THEY CAN BOTH BE PRETTY BRIGHT AND FLASHY, BUT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD OCULAR SPHERULE YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE, THE MAIN ONE BEING THAT INVERSION CAN HAPPEN WWITH CUSPS AS WWELL, WWHILE NEONS ARE STRICTLY STUCK TO THE CASTE.🗧

🗦MIXED BLOOD IS A BLOOD MUTATION WWHICH INVOLVES HAVING TWWO OR MORE BLOOD COLORS SIMULTANEOUSLY. IT LOOKS AKIN TO UNMIXED PAINT. GRUBS WWITH MIXED BLOOD ARE EASY TO SPOT, AND MANY ARE IMMEDIATELY CULLED, WWHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE IT MEANS RECORDS FOR THIS PHENOMENON ARE NOT PLENTIFUL.🗧

🗦ABNORMAL SEADWWELLERS ARE SEADWWELLERS THAT HAVE BLOOD THAT IS NOT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA. THIS IS AN ALL-INCLUSIVE TERM. AS LONG AS THEY ARE A SEADWWELLER WWITHOUT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA BLOOD, THEY COUNT. THIS INCLUDES ALL NONCASTE INDIVIDUALS. IT INCLUDES ALBINO AND MELANISTIC TROLLS. THESE ARE OFTEN CULLED RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦ALBINO TROLLS ARE PALER THAN OTHER TROLLS. THEY HAVE WWHITE OR MOSTLY WWHITE HAIR AND VERY PASTEL BLOOD. THEY ARE SENSITIVE TO THE SUN, EVEN BY TROLL STANDARDS, AND ARE WWEAK AND FRAGILE. I HAVE SEEN ALBINO TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦ON THE OTHER END, MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DARK THAN MOST OTHER TROLLS. THEIR SKIN IS DARKER, AS WWELL AS THEIR BLOOD. THESE TROLLS EYES WWILL NOT FILL WWITH COLOR AS THEY AGE. I HAVE SEEN MELANISTIC TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE BLACK CASTE. THE BLACK CASTE IS NOT A THING, AND IF IT IS, IT'S NOT GIVING YOU GOD TIER POWWERS. I'M SORRY FOR UNLEASHING THAT DISCOURSE ON YOU ALL.🗧

🗦MOVING AWWAY FROM BLOOD MUTATIONS, THERE ARE PLENTY OF MUTATIONS THAT DO NOT AFFECT BLOOD COLOR. APART FROM RELATIVELY INVISIBLE SHIT LIKE RESISTANCE TO EXTREME HOT OR COLD TEMPERATURES OR THE ABILITY TO STAND IN THE SUN WWITHOUT GETTING COOKED, THESE ARE MORE VISIBLE.🗧

🗦ANOTHER FAMOUS MUTATION IS WWINGED TROLLS. THERE HAS BEEN AT LEAST ONE WWINGED TROLL THAT WWE KNOWW OF, THE SUMMONER. WWINGED TROLLS CAN FLY, BUT THE WWINGS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND FRAGILE. THE WWINGS THEMSELVES CAN BE ANY STYLE, I BELIEVE, AS THE SUMMONER HAD MORE BUTTERFLYESQUE WWINGS BUT I HAVE SEEN A WWINGED TROLL WWITH MORE ANGELESQUE WWINGS. GRUBS DO NOT HAVE WWINGS. INSTEAD, THEY DEVELOP WWINGS UPON LEAVING THEIR COCOON. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME HOWW I KNOWW ALL OF THIS.🗧

🗦THE DIFFERENCE BETWWEEN A WWINGED TROLL AND A SKYDWWELLER IS THAT SKYDWWELLERS DON'T EXIST. SEADWWELLERS ARE CALLED SEADWWELLERS BECAUSE THEY DWWELL IN THE SEA. IF THEY DID NOT, THEY WWOULD BE SOILDWWELLERS. THERE ARE NO FLOATING ISLANDS IN THE SKY AND YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY WWALK ON CLOUDS (MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST IS NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF HAVING WWINGS). WWINGED TROLLS DO EXIST! SKYDWWELLERS DO NOT.🗧

🗦TAILS ARE ANOTHER MUTATION. ALL SEADWWELLER GRUBS HAVE TINY LITTLE TAILS THAT GENERALLY GO AWWAY AFTER COCOONING, BUT SOME DO NOT. I DON'T THINK THIS IS NECESSARILY A CULLABLE OFFENSE? IT'S NOT A THREAT TO HIC, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A DISABILITY EITHER, UNLESS YOU TRY AND SIT ON A CHAIR WWITH A BACK OR LIKE WWEARING TIGHT JEANS. HAHA. THIS IS MOST COMMON WWITH SEADWWELLERS, AND I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS MUTATION WWITH SEADWWELLERS, BUT I CANNOT RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF A SOILDWWELLING TROLL HAVING A TAIL.🗧

🗦NO, THAT ONE OLIVE GIRL WWHO MADE HEADLINES SOME SWWEEPS BACK FOR LIVING IN A CAVE ISN'T A TAILED TROLL. THAT'S AN OBVIOUS FAKE TAIL.🗧

🗦FIN MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE OF THE BUNCH, ASSUMING THEY ARE ONLY AESTHETIC.MOST SEADWWELLING TROLLS HAVE THE SAME TYPE OF FINS, BUT THERE HAVE BEEN INCREASING NUMBERS OF TROLLS WWITH MORE DECORATIVE OR ODD FINS. THESE ARE SHOWWN IN THE IMAGE BELOWW. UNLIKE BASICALLY EVERY OTHER MUTATION, THESE ARE SEEN AS DESIRABLE AND PRETTY.🗧

🗦I DOUBT THESE ARE REALLY MUTATIONS, BUT I WWANTED TO ADD ANYWWAY: THERE ARE MULTIPLE SIGNS THAT FALL OUTSIDE OF THE GOVERNMENT-RECOGNIZED 288. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON UNRECOGNIZED SIGNS, CONTACT ME RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦I ALSO THINK IT WWOULD BE WWISE TO ADDRESS LEGAL MUTATIONS, OR MUTATIONS THAT AREN'T IMMEDIATELY CULLBAIT. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE IF YOU LOOK.🗧

🗦THE MOST OBVIOUS WWOULD BE SEADWWELLERS. SEADWWELLERS WWEREN'T ALWWAYS A THING. THEY TEND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE THE MESSIAHS OF THE TROLL RACE AND THAT THEY ARE THE PROGENITORS OF ALL LIFE WWORTH SAVING IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT HISTORY IS WWRITTEN BY THE WWINNERS. SEADWWELLERS ARE A MUTATION. THERE IS MUCH SPECULATION REGARDING THIS, AS MOST INFORMATION SPEAKING ON THIS HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. A COMMON THEORY IS THAT NOT ONLY ARE SEADWWELLERS MUTANTS, BUT THEIR BLOOD IS TOO. VIOLET BLOOD IS COMMONLY ACCEPTED TO BE A STRAIGHT MUTATION FROM PURPLE. FUCHSIA'S ORIGINS ARE MORE DEBATED, BUT THE REIGNING THEORY IS THAT THEY CAME FROM EITHER RUST OR A RUST CUSP. HOWW DID EVERYTHING GO SO WWRONG? I CAN'T TELL YOU, BUT I CAN AT LEAST ACKNOWWLEDGE IT.🗧

🗦PSIIONICS ARE A MUTATION AS WWELL, ESPECIALLY THE POWWERFUL ONES. MOST TECHNOLOGY ON ALTERNIA IS BIOTECHNOLOGY, AT LEAST PARTIALLY. THEY ARE MADE FROM SPECIALLY-RAISED GRUBS THAT ARE USED AS BATTERIES, FILM STRIPS, AND OTHER THINGS. SOMEWWHERE IN HISTORY, SOME OF THOSE SPECIAL GRUBS WWERE LEFT TO PUPATE. THESE GRUBS GREWW UP TO BE TROLLS WWHO WWERE VERY TELEKINETICALLY POWWERFUL. THESE TROLLS ARE ALL GOLDBLOODS. IF THEIR PSIIONICS ARE STRONG ENOUGH, THEY WWILL HAVE TWWO DIFFERENT-COLORED EYES WWITH NO PUPILS. THIS IS OFTEN CALLED VISION TWWOFOLD. THESE TROLLS END UP AS BATTERIES FOR SHIPS NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN.🗧

🗦CERULEAN MIND POWWERS ARE ALSO IMPORTANT. THESE ARE CALLED VISION EIGHTFOLD. TECHNICALLY, ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF CERULEAN POWWER IS REALLY VISION EIGHTFOLD, BUT IT'S USED AS A BLANKET TERM FOR ANY CERULEAN POWWERS NOWWADAYS. CERULEANS WWITH THESE POWWERS HAVE SOME SORT OF EYE MUTATION WWHICH IS ALWWAYS VERY OBVIOUS. THEY CAN CONTROL TROLLS, OR AT LEAST MAKE THEM SLEEP. SOME CAN EVEN CONTROL MANY TROLLS AT A TIME, A TRICKY MANEUVER KNOWWN AS A MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND.🗧

🗦I BELIEVE CHUCKLEVOODOOS ARE MAINLY RELIGION-BASED RATHER THAN GENETIC, AND I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES TO SPECULATE ON THE POWWERS ON THE LONG-EXTINCT LIME CASTE.🗧

🗦RAINBOWW DRINKERS ARE A STRANGE TOPIC. MANY DO NOT BELIEVE THEY EXIST. I, HOWWEVER, KNOWW OTHERWWISE. I WWILL NOT BE NAMING NAMES FOR LIFE'S SAKE, BUT I WWILL CONFIRM THEIR EXISTENCE. THESE TROLLS NEED TO DRINK TROLL BLOOD (AND SPECIFICALLY TROLL BLOOD--LUSUS BLOOD IS NOT USUALLY VIABLE) TO SURVIVE. THEY ARE SUPER STRONG AND SUPER FAST, AND THEY HAVE SUN RESISTANCE. THEY HAVE BRIGHT YELLOWW EYES INSTEAD OF THE MORE MODERATELY-TONED YELLORANGE EYES THAT MOST TROLLS HAVE AND THEIR SKIN IS A BRIGHT MARBLE WWHITE. ALSO, THEY GLOWW LIKE LIGHTBULBS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RAINBOWW DRINKER GRUB BEFORE, SO I BELIEVE IT IS A LATE-ONSET MALADY. 🗧

🗦I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LONG POST. I GOT AHEAD OF MYSELF. BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WWANT TO ADD, LET ME KNOWW IMMEDIATELY AND I WWILL ADD ADDENDUMS. TO ALL READERS--HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.🗧

#ooc: this took forever lol #grumblr #homestuck #unreality #roleplay #roleplay blog #rp blog #reblog #long post #very long post #longpost #really long post #image heavy #text heavy

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aita-alternia · 7 months

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AITA for holding a SHITTY BASTARD FUCKWAD DIPSHIT captive in my hive until he FUCKING grows a bulge and explains himself?

I (9, M, blood color none of your business) once knew this useless fucking wet purrbeast of a troll (also 9, M, violet) since we were just out of wigglerhood. He remained a pathetic wiggler even in adolescence, but I guess I kinda liked him anyway. In some ways. He was fun to hang out with sometimes, and he always seemed happier around me, I guess. And he was always miserable and annoying but I thought that was just, y’know, fine?? I thought that was normal for him. He always said he was fine, and like, I guess maybe I kinda knew he wasn’t, but what the FUCK could I do about it if he didn’t want help? Then one day I got news from this FLARP friend of his that he’d gone and FUCKING DIED on me! Like a WEAK LITTLE DIRT NOODLE! Like a FUCKING SPONGEDEAD IDIOT! He was like, my best friend, I guess. Maybe more?? I’m not gonna elaborate on that for you fucking drama-hungry fuckmaggots. Feast on some other troll’s dysfunctions relationship-wise, that’s all you’ll get on that subject from me.

Anyway, I dealt with it, because that’s what you do when life deals you yet another crummy hand in this rigged game we’re all playing. It’s not like I haven’t had people I care about die before. So I pushed forward.

AND THEN 2 SWEEPS LATER, WHO DO I SPOT STARING AT ME FROM BEHIND A FUCKING TUBEFLORA WITH THOSE FUCKING ANNOYINGLY PATHETIC MOOBEAST EYES? THAT’S RIGHT! THIS FUCKING COWARDLY GRUBSHITTING CROTCHSTAIN ON THE FACE OF TROLLKIND FAKED HIS FUCKING DEATH! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??

So I yelled at him for a few hours (I could’ve gone longer honestly, because really, again, WHO FUCKING DOES THAT??) and at one point he interrupted me to whine at me like the feculent shitbag scum he is about how I had been yelling for “so long that [his] auricular sponge clots [were] malfunctioning” which is UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT! So yeah, I bit him on the face. And then I smacked him in his fucking insufferable worthless nookshitting face until I felt a bit better. Then I towed him into my hive, sat him down on the couch and told him he wasn’t leaving until I’d heard what I needed to hear.

It’s been like 2 hours now and still whenever he opens his flap all that comes out is a pile of steaming shit about how he “needed to fake [his] death so [he] could be happy,” which like, yeah, okay, I guess I see it! He does look… better. Healthier, I suppose. Maybe happier. Less like he’s about to send himself careening off the nearest cliffside, maybe. So I’ve decided to forgive him for that, even if I’m not telling him that. What I’m looking for from him is a FUCKING APOLOGY for making me think he was DEAD and not telling me he FUCKING WASN’T for 2 WHOLE FUCKSHITTING SWEEPS! He’s a worthless whining idiotic bitch and the words “I’m sorry” still haven’t left his douchebag lips.

Also before I get any comments about how I’ve “wigglernapped” him or some stupid shit like that, I’m being fucking hyperbolic when I say I’m holding him captive; the door is fucking unlocked and he knows it. I don’t even have my lusus guarding the door or anything. Yeah he probably couldn’t beat me in a fight, but I’m not gonna fucking sit on him or anything; if he doesn’t want to talk to me, then I’m not gonna fucking chase him! But instead of saying anything worth saying, now he’s just fucking around on his palmhusk like braindead shitspewing dunderfuck. I’m starting to think I should’ve just told him to fuck off, it’s like he doesn’t even care about me at all. Which is fine! I’ll live. It’s just… disappointing, I guess. I thought we were closer than all of this. But AITA?

#OH SHIT ^ GOOD FUCKING UPD^TE #THE DR^M^TICS! THE PLOT TWIST TH^T THE ^NON W^S NEVER HELD C^PTIVE TO BEGIN WITH!#THE WILD PITCH/P^LE V^CILL^TION THROUGHOUT!#I ^M C^PTIV^TED #am i the asshole #unreality

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kawaiiwritingcomputer · 14 days

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Equius x reader x Nepeta (poly headcannons) (4/13/24)

🪼- hi hi !! first writing post yayyy!

You wake up each morning snuggled in between the strong, sweaty arms of Equius and Nepeta's fluffy cardigan sweater sleeves wrapped around your waist. Nepeta usually sleeps in, and Equius is an early riser.

Nepeta loves to plan dates and makes sure everyone is included. She has lists for your favorite places to eat, your favorite spots to hang out, and everything that you even slightly enjoy.

Equius is so gentle and sweet with both you and Nepeta, and makes himself noticeable in a room so he doesn't accidentally scare anybody. He likes to share his hoofbeast catalogs with you, and he loves your admiration for the animals of their world.

You go on hunting trips with Nepeta, and you're suprised by her speed and strength each time. This is usually when you two share your feelings with each other and talk, as Equius is less of a sharing person when it comes to his emotions.

Equius shows his love to you with gift giving, and he makes you tiny machines and music boxes and little robots! If you tell him you want to be big and strong like him, he will be so flattered and make you some kind of training robot! please give him affection and compliments- its all so worth is when you see his broken-teeth smile!

Nepeta shows her love with physical affection, and she's always jumping on you and tackling you into hugs. If you're a big person, she always wants piggy back rides and to be picked up. if you're closer to her size, she'll be the one picking you up! Equius wishes he could join in on more embraces, but he's so strong that one hug could probably squish you- and he wouldn't want to hurt you!

They both love cartoons, and anything with a hoofbeast in it will get Equius' attention. Some of their favorites are Tangled, Beauty and the Beast, and My Little Pony. Nepeta wants to watch My Neighbour Totoro!

At the end of the day, you find yourself in bliss in your three way relationship. You get everything you want out of it: all the snuggles in the world, cute roleplays with Nep, chilling on the robot pile with Equius, fun movie nights, and anything you can think of- Equius will build for you!! They both have such red feelings for you, you must be so happy!

#equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #homestuck #homestuck imagines #equius x reader #nepeta x reader #homestuck headcannons

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kayforpay · 6 months

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For the kink requests: Meowrails cum inflation. (Nep is the one receiving. Doesn't have to be an obscene amount, just kinda noticeable)

It's a little awkward. But then again, they both anticipated that; they're not exactly the most well-versed trolls when it came to pailing, which was why they were even doing it together. It was one of those stupid pacts that people made with their friends, or, as the case may be, with their moirails.

If we're both virgins by the time we've both had our tertiary molts, we'll sleep together.

Of course, they had both laughed, Equius had went back to half-sleeping on her lap, and the rest of the early morning had passed the same way it always did; watching romance movies, and Nepeta complaining about the incompatibility of the predesignated couples while she fed Equius carrot sticks like he was a particularly needy pet hoofbeast.

And now, since Equius' slower growth had finally caught up with Nepeta's to have them both comfortably out of their tertiary molt periods, they were stuck with the reality of their conversation. Equius was, again, curled up against Nepeta and accepting her gracious attention, while Nepeta herself was talking through their options.

"Of purrse, we don't have to do anything. Obviously."

"Obviously. But if you wanted to, Nepeta--" He sat up, slightly and looked at her eyes. The color had come in more clearly over the sweeps, and she was only getting prettier. He felt guilty about being, presumably, the main cause of her lack of romantic partners. A hulking blueblood she was constantly toweling off wasn't exactly going to get many people interested in a lowblood. "I'm not uncomfortable. I adore you."

Her hand, bigger now but still extremely warm, rested on his cheek. "I love you, Equihiss. I just don't want it to be, you know, weird. I mean it's gonna be weird! It will be, but I don't wanna not have you with me beclaws of it." Her bottom lip trembled.

"I could never leave you, Nepeta. You are my beloved diamond, no matter what we- what we might d-do." He wiped reflexively at his forehead and neck, the main reason for his own lack of experience. "And, if I can be l-lewd," Nepeta nodded, knowing he wanted her permission when he said that. "I would feel somewhat more comfortable, knowing that it was you. That you would be with me."

Now, Nepeta was smiling, her other hand cupping his cheek, and she kissed him, soft and chaste. "Of course. I'll always keep you safe, Equius. Besides, I was thinking the same thing." Her ears twitched, pleased.

Kissing was easy. Although they had taken it up more slowly, out of Equius' fear of hurting her and Nepeta's wavering comfort with bodily fluids (as laughable as it was), kissing was easy once they got started. It was smooth, with Nepeta pulling him over her and holding his hair in a loose fist to keep it from falling in their face. When he was able to break his focus on her tongue in his mouth, he felt her putting it up in a hair tie.

"It'll just break." He mumbled, doing what he could to keep from flinching when her hands slid from their resting place at his shoulders to slide over his chest. Her mouth was on his neck, and he shivered. She smelled good. "I should just lay down. I-I'm dripping, Nepeta."

The towels of their pile were starting to get slightly damp, even though his sweating had tapered off somewhat. Still, she pulled at the hem of his shirt. "I'm gonna need a shower anyway, right? I've never minded before." Her voice was shockingly confident, even though her hands were wavering, unsure where to rest.

He nodded, and sat back to strip his shirt off. She sat up, and pulled her own off, tossing it out of the pile and onto the basement floor. The movie seemed muffled when he kissed her again, when her hands curled around his grubscars curiously. He giggled, twitching to get out of her reach, and she wrapped her legs around his waist.

Feeling her press against him was the first time he realized his bulge was already starting to slip out, and he shuddered again. Her own was twisting under her pants, and when he moved to pull his shorts open, she did the same. Her rumblespheres spilled to either side of her chest, and he let her put his hand on her chest, trying to only match the pressure she started.

Her legs curled slightly up as she pushed her pants down, trying not to move away, and Equius whimpered when his bulge slithered over the lips of her nook. His hips twitched, and she gasped, her claws sinking into his wrist. It was, apparently, that easy. Before he could fully catch his breath, he was half inside her, his thighs tense and shivering as he watched her hand press against the top edge of her nook, rubbing her pleasurenub quickly.

He cursed as she pulsed around him, pulling him in deeper, past the tapered end, and she yanked him down to kiss him again as his hair broke the rubber band, curtaining around their faces as he rolled his hips against her. Sweat pooled in the hollow of her throat, both his and hers, and he delicately wiped it with a towel, between slow, kisses, his hips moving reactively

Her bulge couldn't quite reach his own nook, from the position and how it was trapped between her thighs, but he hoped he would have another chance with her. Nepeta's hands pet through his hair, her voice was still that high, warm tone he loved so much, her body was reassuring against his. It felt like he was wrapped in her embrace, her safety.

"Oh." He gasped, breathing against her chest as he curled up. His fingers brushing against her grubscars made her pulse, made her squirm and whine, and he was caught off-guard when he came. "Oh, Nepeta. Nepeta."

She purred, though it broke up around light, breathy little moans, and kept her hands tangled in his hair to keep him close. At some point, she spilled over her stomach, though he couldn't really tell when. When he was finally released, and able to get his legs under himself properly, he was wobbly as a foal.

Nepeta let her legs down, and he gently undressed her the rest of the way before flopping face-down onto the pile beside her. "Goodness."

She giggled. "Goodness!" Her legs kicked slightly. "I didn't expect it to be so much."

He lifted his head to agree, but she was looking down at herself, at the small rounded lump of, he guessed, her seedflap. He could see blue through her skin, and had to hide his face again. "I-I'm sorry, I meant to p-pull back--" He stopped when she pat his head.

"I'm okay. It felt... Interesting. I don't know if I liked it, you know? D'you think we could try again, Equihiss? I-I mean, would you be okay? Are you okay?" She rolled over, onto his back, and kissed his shoulder. "Are you alright, Equius?"

Equius nodded. "Embarrassed. I liked it so-so much more than I thought, it feels kind of bad." He turned his head, and she kissed his cheek. "I don't want to seem like I'm quad-hopping."

Now, Nepeta snorted a laugh, snuggling under his chin, and it felt exactly like it always did. "Couldn't be you, Equius. And I'd never be worried about that. I know better." She paused. "We have to restart the movie, huh?"

#thnks fr th qstns #anon and on and on and on #drabbles #meowrails #rails with pails #homestuck #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon

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hotmilf45-xxx · 3 months

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yall rockin with my little hoofbeast ⁉️

#hiveswap #hiveswap friendsim #galekh xigisi #anyone else notice how he's a little crosseyed in his official sprites #it's not very noticeable like how I've done it #but a friend pointed it out to me and I think it's cute so now I always draw him crosseyed

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poorlydrawntavros · 8 months

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Hoofbeasts. Horses. Heard of em? Well. My little pony. Which one is you.

@badlydrawnhoruss i NEED SOME HELP! i DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST, bUT I HEARD YOU DID!

#tavos

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thecrews-shenanigans · 3 months

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Friendsim Edaamp + CHARACTER INFO!!!! 9 Sweeps He/Him pronouns Prospit dreamer Heir of Heart 6’3 Cerulean Blood Voice Claim: Edd from Eddsworld [Edd Gould in general]

Your name is EDAAMP GIAKNA, and you are a SELF TAUGHT TRADITIONAL ARTIST. Your interests include BOARD GAMES, COOKING, READING, YO-YOING, and MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST…It’s your comfort show, and really the only show you had to watch when you were younger. You cherish it deeply, especially the character of SHYPONY. She’s your favorite. You are a very introverted, skittish, non-confrontational, and shy troll with low self-esteem, but with a soothingly kind heart that’s always trying to help those held close. You may not show it visibly much, but you have high empathy for others, and are able to see right through them, identifying their struggles. Only if their eyes are just as expressive as your own. You prefer to stay away from action, though, at the same time wanting to fit in with those around you. It’s a never ending cycle of want and disappointment. You often have a hard time getting your emotions and opinions out to others. Truth is, you’re afraid to know what they’ll think of you. You desperately want a friend but don't know how to make them without completely fumbling the bag. You’ve waited so long to meet people, you just thought that the making of friends was supposed to be the easy part. That everything would go according to plan, as if it was a show script. But when everything aligns, you really do open up…You’ll still be very quiet though, nothing is changing that.

You were hidden away from all of ALTERNIA because of tragic events that happened to your ANCESTOR. He wanted you safe, and while it worked, it also kept you from learning about the world around you. Trying foods other than homemade pasta, having your first crush, frolicing through fields of ALTERNIAN flowers, and having companions growing up in your most impressionable sweeps. Nobody came for you, not even the IMPERIAL DRONES. You must learn it all now at the age of 9 SWEEPS, and it's a lot to handle.

Your Trolltag is pristineGnocchi, and you “typE…in a..slow..nErvous…way..” and capitalize only E’s, when yelling it’s inverted.

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stronghoof · 6 months

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Do you have a favorite television show

D --> My Little Hoofbeasts is a close favorite of mine.. thank you for asking.

D --> The show is STRONG with emotional compassion fellow hoofbeasts hold for one another.

D --> It’s enough to break my heart.

#he’s HAPPY FOR ONCE!!!#homestuck #musclebeasts #neighs #equius zahhak

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doberbutts · 1 year

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Every once in a while someone reads my posts and puts the pieces together that:

A: I'm a furry

B: I read Homestuck when it was active [the first time] and even enjoyed most of it

C: what little I know about MLP is largely through osmosis existing in my previous friend circle who were a bunch of nerdy illustration and animation majors that loved the show for reasons I cannot explain

And it's really funny because I had to google where I got the word 'hoofbeast' from because my assumption was in passing overhearing my arty friends chatter about their stupid horse show and instead it is actually from Homestuck. Which is funny because no one comments on the eighteenth "good dog best friend" caption I put on photos of my dogs but then someone catches "hoofbeast" before I remember where it's even from.

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sirstraws · 1 year

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my little hoofbeasts!!!!!!

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ase-trollplays · 3 months

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--chronicallyMousy [CM] began trolling sandstormHuntress [SH]--

CM: ...hello corali... (//:3 ...how have you been?...

SH: Eh, I been better, I guess. Some fucking

SH: Coward ass chicken shit's been leaving threats at my hive.

CM: ...what???...

SH: It ain't nothing to worry about. I ain't scared a nobody that can't threaten me to my face. Little annoying notes ain't gonna intimidate me none.

CM: ...corali... maybe you s-should take this s-seriously... ...did you upset or hurt anyone recently?...

SH: Just the usual rowdy drunks at the Jackhammer and the troll whose arm I snapped in half a perigee back for stabbing me.

CM: ...do you think its him?... )//:3

SH: Unless he wants me to snap every bone in his body, it better not be.

SH: He's been banned from the bar, and I ain't seen him since then.

SH: Fucker knows he can't take me in a fight, so he's trying to scare me.

CM: ...do you think a legislacerator might help you?...

SH: Are y'all kidding? Legis don't give a shit about lowbloods unless they're arresting, beating, or putting us on trial.

SH: I might as well ask my pa for help for all the good a legi will do.

CM: ...i just dont want you getting hurt... ...what if they escalate things?... ...if they already know where you live... and your hive isnt that easy to find or get to... imagine what else they must know... D//:3

SH: Don't y'all worry your pretty little head. There ain't a troll on Alternia that can scare me. You've seen your mate, and you know me and him go at it like pit fighters and he ain't killed or seriously hurt me yet aside from the occasional broken bone.

CM: ...but danny fights fair... ...whoever this is probably wont... and you might get killed or worse!...

SH: I'm telling y'all it's fine. Everything's gonna be fine.

CM: ... )//':3

SH: Ah come on, don't make little crying faces at me.

SH: It's

SH: Fine.

SH: I promise on my sobriety I can handle whatever the fuck's going on.

CM: ...just call me and check in every night for the next perigee... ...if i dont hear from you... im coming out there...

SH: Alright, if it'll make you feel better, fine. Expect to hear from me tomorrow.

CM: ...thank you... (//:3

CM: ...have you told darius?...

SH: Of course not. She's got better things to worry about, like her dress shop.

CM: ...darius is using s-she/her again?...

SH: Yeah, says it feels "right." Whatever, I ain't gonna judge her. She's my kiddo no matter what she calls herself.

CM: ...im trying to think of how to better explain gender to varoll... ...s-she only knows about cisgender boys and girls...

CM: ...and i told her that s-sometimes boys and girls look different than you expect... and s-someone you think is a boy is really a girl... and vice versa...

CM: ...but im not s-sure how to explain people that are transgender... or arent a binary gender at all...

SH: Eh, you're overthinking it. Kids will take whatever you tell them pretty much at face value.

CM: ...varoll isnt like that... though... ...not at her age... ...s-she wants to know everything in detail... and all the hows and whys...

CM: ...if i tell her that s-some people are just 'like that'... s-she might not accept that as an answer...

CM: ...but i dont know any other way to explain other genders to her...

SH: Dar's genderweird. Just scoot Varoll her way.

SH: Get her answers right from the hoofbeast's mouth. She's the one who taught me all this gender shit in the first place.

SH: I ain't gonna say I'm an expert, but I know enough. I'm sure she'd love to talk about it.

CM: ...are you s-sure?... ...i dont want to put that on her and make her feel like s-she has to...

SH: Trust me, Dar'll leap at the chance.

CM: ...okay... ...it would be a really big help...

CM: ...hows work?...

SH: Same shit different night.

SH: Throwing out people starting fights or getting handsy or giving the bartender a little too much lip.

CM: ...i really wish you would work s-somewhere else... ...im worried with you constantly being around alcohol and people drinking...

SH: Have some faith in me. It's been, what.

SH: Seven perigees now since I quit? And I haven't had a drop. I'm still going to AA, and I got you and Dar and Arri for support.

SH: Ain't nothing gonna make me blow this.

SH: I invite the universe to fucking try it. Can't be done.

CM: ...please dont tempt the universe... D//:3

SH: Y'all know I'm just messing. ;)

SH: Anyw

CM: ...corali?...

--sandstormHuntress [SH] is an idle chum--

CM: ...im going to call you...

--chronicallyMousy [CM] gave up trolling sandstormHuntress [SH]--

#pesterlogs #chronicallyMousy #sandstormHuntress #casually sets up future events #Roll With The Punches

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