#my loser <3

[eddiesghxst]

eddie’s so stupid hopeless when it comes to women he actually (secretly) reads and takes some of the advice he sees in those shitty magazines filled with advice for men for women. he reads a line about women liking when men’s pubes are shaved and so he starts shaving them. once every two to three weeks— ‘just in case i get lucky’— and, in his defense, the times he has ‘gotten lucky’ he’s never heard any complaints about it, so he figures it must be true to a certain degree.

and then you start seeing each other and eddie is always shaved when you two get down to business but then one day, it’d been a particularly busy month so he hadn’t gotten the chance to shave. you’re in the back of his van making out after sharing a blunt and eddie thinks everything is fine, but then you begin to reach down to unbutton his jeans, and suddenly he’s pulling away.

“i, uh…i didnt…” he glances at you as you patiently wait and he feels so fucking embarrassed for having to say it, “i didn’t shave.” and you just sit back and blink at him for a moment before he continues, “i know women like… you know, like it when guys are shaved so i’m just… i’m just warning you.”

“eddie…who told you that?” eddie slowly blinks and shrugs, “read it in a magazine.” and slowly, a smile appears on your face and you shake your head with a little laugh. eddie’s muddled mind can’t seem to piece together why you’re laughing but then you kiss him.

“you’re so stupid.” you mumble against his lips. “so,” kiss. “so,” kiss. “fucking,” kiss. “stupid.” kiss.

you pull away to gaze down at him, hazy brown eyes looking up at you in a mix of lust, confusion, and admiration. you smooth down a few unruly strands of his bangs and lean in, shaking your head so your noses brush against one another as you speak, “i don’t care if you choose to shave or not, eddie. i’d actually prefer you have something rather than nothing.” “…really?”

“definitely…” and suddenly you’re skating your hands down his stomach and slipping into his pants, fingers threading through the short hairs on his pelvis before you softly tug at them, causing him to softly moan against your lips with a curse. “shit, okay…good to know— fuck —i won’t shave them anymore.” you happily hum and kiss him, “good…and eddie?” your hand wraps around his cock and he’s breathless when he responds “yeah?”

“for the love of god, stop reading those shitty good-for-nothing magazines. it’s all a bunch of lies.” and eddie can barely pay attention between his high and the way you’re stroking him beneath his jeans. you lean in and nip at his jaw and he pathetically nods with a moan as you squeeze his tip, “fuck— yeah. yeah, okay. no more reading.”

eddie never picks up another one of those shitty good-for-nothing magazines again.

#this is slightly giving sub!eddie #but also just…loser eddie #my loser <3 #i love my clueless cutie <3 #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #drabble #eddie x reader #eddie x you #eddie munson smut #eddie x y/n #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson au #eddie munson headcanon #eddie x fem!reader #stranger things au #stranger things fanfic #stranger things

[estebanbicon]

#esteban ocon #f1 #my loser <3

[easypeezysilverbreezey]

it breaks my heart at how long it’s been since i’ve drawn :( but hows my fav failgirl been doing? i haven’t kept up

#my loser <3 #sunbeam #sunbeam wc #warrior cats #warrior cats art #my art #a starless clan #asc

[shanbini]

do you know anyone who is more of a loser than him 🫶

#my loser <3 #pt

[warrior-of-luna]

"Cassandra knows how to kill, but she knows nothing about flirting" 😭😭😭

#my loser <3 #i lover her #this is so funny to make her blush

[oatmealmika]

pls connie springer pls can we have matching pfps of asa and denji pls pls pls ily connie they just like us frrrrrr pls connie ily im just like asa im judgemental im disliked people dont know who tf i am pls connie pretty pls pls pls

#connie springer #in my connie feels #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #my loser <3 #asaden

[krembruleed]

beach episode?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #lae'zel wanted shadowheart on her team but instead she is stuck with this 8 str loser. how is she supposed to win in these conditions #white girl sunbathing has been living in my head rent free for YEARS #krem scribbles

[shandsformation]

hmmmm

#animation class assignment was to make examples of anticipation with 3 characters #grabbed these losers KJHSDGS #also finally an excuse to animate them!!! dies #transformers #tf #maccadam #my art #elite trine #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker #animation

[ebongrove]

#bg3edit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #*mine #owlbear cub #i know he's been gifed many times better than me BUT i had to!!!! #hes my little friend. my pal. my sweet cheese #not pictured: iona trying not to cry at this bc she's a fucking loser <3

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

#about niccolò antonelli <3 #the original fit tony so perfectly i need one for my loser beloveds

[dmsr-art]

gideon nav

#gideon whenever she looked at coronabeth in gtn #the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #she is such a loser <3 #my art

[bixels]

They're the same character.

#mlp #sunset shimmer #splatoon #captain 3 #resting bitch face ✅ #big funny hat ✅ #long hair with gradient ✅ #shadows over half lidded eyes ✅ #big heavy cloak/cape ✅ #stoic and quiet yet awkward personality ✅ #badass with a gun ✅ #years of fighting experience ✅ #gay ✅ #the only big difference is sunset isn't a girlfail loser like my captain 3 #sunset wouldn't humiliate herself in front of thea #my art #fanart

[rileyclaw]

she’s so lame

bonus. actually they both are

#i missed making funny human realm comics . i think i will keep doing it bc i have many funny concepts i need to explore . #the owl house #toh season 3 #willow park #amity blight #huntlow #it is implied . look at those polaroids. that's LOSER behavior willow park!!! #comic #toh #fanart #my art #human realm hijinks #gus porter #hunter toh #this is appealing to MY sense of humor specifically pls humor me yall #toh comic

[molinaesque]

Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.

#raphael #raphael bg3 #raphael baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Raphael is that suave charming bad boy who tries to look cool as hell (heh) in front of his crush like an absolute nerd #meanwhile my tav also has a crush on him so we're both losers really #bg3gifs #korilla hearthflame #screaming at the “came out on top” line... the writers definitely did that on purpose and it makes my brain go brrr #because that definitely means he likes you carnally since we found out about HoH #Also look at Tav's faceeeeeee #They're like “OH” #Like it just hit them #Omggggggg

[oodlyenough]

the anime flashback eps are full of gems but one of my favourites is gregory edgeworth revealing the only television his weirdo nine year old watches is the news

#he sounds so amused too fhlghkl #probably a relief any of the rare times miles acts like a kid #i <3 my loser son #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #gregory edgeworth #ace attorney anime #oodly watches AA

[ki11j0y11]

i just finished season 1 i want to dunk his head in a toilet bowl and throw him to the walls till he sticks and use his hair as a mop (loveingly) /pos OKAY BUT THE PODCAST OS SO GOOD IM GETTONG A PROPER SPOOK!! urghh getting into so many fandoms someone help me

alt ver >:3

#my art #fanart #tma #the magnus archives #season 1 #tma fanart #jonathan sims #Jon #jon sims #magnus archives #the archivist #martin #jonmartin #(?) #pathetic loser #the magnus archive fanart #:3 #also where's my babygirl Sasha please bring her back #I miss her #Sasha come back please the kids miss you