#my nonexistant friend

[miqotepotatoe]

All of my Ninjago AUs because I am insane & autistic + it's fun

(disclaimer, a vast majority of these focus on cole brookstone because favouritism bias)

My Nonexistant Friend - Ghost!Cole AU where Day of the Departed...did not end so well. He's trapped in the Airjitzu Temple and is effectivly erased from existance. He suffers in nonexistant puragtory for 300 years until Lloyd's future students move in and the Master of Earth of this new era befriends the ghost. Fluff, feels & the power of friendship ensue

Perma Ghost - Ninjago but Cole remains a ghost. To prevent him from fading he anchors himself to friendship bracelets all the ninja + Wu & Pixal wear. He can't stray to far from anyone wearing a friendship bracelet but he doesn't mind he's always with a friend.

Curseworlds - Possession bad end, heavily inspired by The Star from Fionna & Cake. The Preeminent has won and has cursed all the realms and ghosts torment the remaining living souls. A small faction of survivors is fighting to take out the Queen of the Cursed, but it's very difficult with her two princes causing havoc. Anyone order evil Sandstorm?

Reverse - An alt Ninjago where Wu was bit by the Great Devourer instead of Garmadon. Wu becomes an evil dictator, Ninjago is in a lawless era, the og ninja are all traumatised child soldiers made to do Wu's bidding, Garmadon and a few familiar faces are fighting back.

Genderswap - As it says, everyone is genderswapped. But it's like Fionna & Cake where some stuff is different because of the swapped genders.

Elemental Anacondrai - Chen decides to be extra twisted and mark all the loosers of the Tournament with the Anacondrai Mark as a sign of ownership. When the cult is transformed into Anacondrai, they too. So for the last two episodes of ToE, Skylor, Karlof, Gravis, Bolobo, Ash, Cole, Jacob, Chamile & Tox are turned into Anacondrai.

Constrictai!Cole - Cole isn't dehypnotised at the end of Home and is taken prisoner by the Hypnobrai. When the Fangpyre are free and team up with the Hypnobrai, Skales has them turn Cole into a Serpentine. He ends up a Constrictai. The ninja end up rescueing him durring Can of Worms, remove the hypnotism with some anti-venom tea, and now Cole must adjust to his new reptilian body. Lots of Glacier

Lost But Never Found - AU where Cole ends up in the Land of Lost things after running away from his school. He becomes a Finder and is living his best life with his new found family. Sora also ends up there after running away and Cole adopts her

Vampire!Cole - Cole ends up becoming a vampire after getting attacked by one. Lots of hyjinks & vampire hunting (hunting other vampires, not Cole)

Wu Adopts Cole - Wu finds Cole a lot earlier then canon, at 10 years old. He's an orphan, his mum passed from illness and his dad drank himself to death. Wu raises Cole, trains him in his Elemental Power, very wholesome Dad Wu stuff.

Amphibijago - Ninjago + Amphibia crossover. Cole, Kai and Jay take the places of the Calamity Girls and end up in Amphibia. Cole ends up with the frogs, Kai ends up with the toads, Jay ends up with the newts. What could go wrong

The Oni House - Ninjago + The Owl House, basically the Owl House but with Ninjago characters. Cole is a troubled teen about to be sent off to a performing arts boarding school when he ends up in a realm of witches, demons and magic after wandering through a portal. There he meets Lord Garmadon, the most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles and his baby dragon demon Rocky. Lava time

Ninja in Eorzea - Ninjago + FFXIV. The ninja play the criticly acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an extended free trail with unlimited playtime that allows them to play the award winning expansions Heavensward and Stormblood, and they get suckef in...litterally like Prime Empire.

Miraculous: Tales of Firefly & Charcole Cat - Ninjago + Miraculous. Ninjago City is being ravaged by supervillains created by someone known as the Dark Lord. But new heros have arisen, known as Firefly & Charcole Cat, ready to protect the city from the Dark Lord while trying to balance school & dating. HONEYCOMB MY OTP

Age of Elements - My original Ninjago story set 300 years after canon. Lloyd is training 7 new ninja, the Elemental Masters of Fire, Earth, Wind, Nature, Water, Lightning and Ice to protect the world because a prophetic vision of the furure said so. He's trying his best to make sure they aren't super traumatised by having them keep their ninja identity a secret, not keeping secrets about the FSM family lore, having them go to school, but trauma as a Ninja is a canon event. Got 18 seasons planned and counting

#ninjago #ninjago au #kai jiang-smith #jay walker #zane julien #cole brookstone #lloyd garmadon #nya jiang-smith #amphibia #the owl housw #ff14 #miraculous ladybug #my nonexistant friend #perma ghost #curseworlds #reverse au #genderswap au #elemental anacondrai #constrictai cole #lost but never found #vampire cole #wu adopts cole #amphibijago #the oni house #ninja in eorzea #miraculous: tales of firefly & charcole cat #honeycombshiping #lavashipping #glaciershipping #sandstorm shipping

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking. #nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose. #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #---------------------------------------------------------------------- #anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!) #which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around) #and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt) #and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine) #the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly. #but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief) #as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

*sighs* precious baby version of night and his mentally drained brother/dad got me dropping everything for a quick doodle<333

au by @dreemurr-skelememer

#my art #utmv #resetmare #dream sans #nightmare sans #nightmare #dream #ughhh idk i don't like how any of these came out >:'D #i mean they're a lil rushed i guess- but eh it's good enough to post hhh #i wanted to add so many more scenes but goshh i need to keep up with my studies at this point before i fall behind HGFVG #sketching the first lil drawing made me think of myself as a kid nagging my parents with so many weirdly specific questions xD #that or night is probably talking dream's nonexistent ears off about a story he read or his crazy day playing with the animals outside- #man what an adorable and sweet kiddo! nothing is wrong with him or his imaginary monster friend :) <333 #(but seriously tho..dream is so sleep deprived he'd just chalk up seeing tentacles move around the house as hallucinations hh :'Dc) #augh i just love this concept (dadmare/dadream in general) so muchh like YESSS gimme more of the anxious angsty brother stories<3333

[toiletpotato]

Hinton Battle was the original Scarecrow in The Wiz, Mabel King was the original Evillene* (in both the stage show AND the movie), and Tasha Thomas was the original Aunt Em.

*Evillene is the name of the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wiz, so this is a picture of two Wicked Witches of the West meeting (!!!!!!!!!)

BONUS:

#I'm Really Really Really Really Really Normal about this picture's existence friends #like. AAAAAAAA #it makes me so so happy that the 1939 people were largely supportive of The Wiz #need to get my hands on an original cast album of the wiz #the stage show not the movie. i already have the movie on cd and dvd #mabel king died in 1999 and margaret hamilton died in 1985 so they could have never met an elphaba. however if that ever would have happene #i'd be nonexistent #I'm Very Incredibly Normal about The Wiz and the 1939 movie as evidenced by the above #ozposting #the wiz #the wizard of oz (1939) #musical theatre #Youtube

[taitavva]

just like akira. i too have a motivational picture of akechi in my wallet 

#i was originally gonna draw a whole comic #but i have an essay i need to do !! *sobs* #shout out to the person who had a moral outrage #over my friend making jokes about the nonexistent shuakensfw i drew #i was thinking of u while drawing this.... #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #procreate #2022 #illustration #digital fanart #goro akechi #persona 5 protagonist #akira kurusu #shuake #akeshu #3 hours #let joker be a goro akechi fanboy 20XX

[coquelicoq]

kim dokja is fantastic bisexual rep. some of us are nonpracticing yet uninterested in vows of celibacy because we like to leave our options open. some of us are aro. some of us are idiots. some of us are all three. WE EXIST

#what some of us don't know about sexuality could fill an entire book (just got to that part 😂) #i adore how everyone in-universe is so obsessed with his nonexistent sex/love life & every time it comes up he's just like #ugh. this again? #and when he's asked what he wants to do at the end of the scenarios he's like i'd buy a big house where we all could live 🥺 #he loves them all so much but it doesn't seem romantic to me. he's just attracted to half his friends and loves everyone #but doesn't want to do any sex or romance about it. in my opinion #but it's very important that he IS bisexual. he's like YES i find all these people stupid sexy #NO that is not relevant to what i'm doing or want to be doing. whats not clicking #my bi rep can be a lil asexual. as a treat #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #my posts #bi #f

[calsvoid]

i am a little girl (non-binary person) playing house (maladaptive daydreaming about my favorite characters to the point that canon has become so skewed and i have created characters that don’t even exist just for the sake of worldbuilding and characterization)

#charlie’s thoughts #maladaptive daydreaming #this is about glee #specifically sebastian’s family #using my own headcanons about this nonexistent family #i have managed to make santana and sebastian stepcousins #some people have the anderberry siblings i have sebtana stepcousins #they hate each other and have nothing nice to say about each other (they are best friends and would break the law for one another) #if i ever write out my sebastian backstory/family tree i would probably write this au #until then this all stays inside my fantasy world #which is very chaotic #i love it

[iccarusfell]

if u guys are into roleplaying communities, the secret history fandom DESPERATELY needs writers on insta and/or twt. ple ase.

#there is a camilla influx and theres a few francis' and LOTS of Ocs (which rocks!) but the core gang is few #tumblr rp is pretty much nonexistent + im scared of tumblr so PLSSSSS join insta/twt PLS #BE MY FRIEND #i want friends #tsh #the secret history #bunny corcoran #henry winter #tsh rp #francis abernathy #donna tartt #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay

[pineapplesneedrights]

EVERYONE HUSH-

I'm actually posting my art for once-

Say hello to what WAS supposed to be a warm up-

I dunno what it is but I looooooooove catnap's design! Never been really big into Poppy playtime but rraaaaaah chapter 3 is soooooo good! N E waysssss

Ye first time drawing anything "horror" like so I'm honestly kind of proud

#catnap #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #smiling friends #my artwork #art #it's rough but I'm proud #don't ask me what that shading is #i don't know either #my shading skills are nonexistent

[frostbite-the-bat]

you know i had to. and i spent way too much time on this. now you must suffer with me :]

#I HAD THIS PLANNED FOR SO LONG. THE SECOND I NOTICED 'wait the penguin band has four members-' #THIS WAS KIND A CHORE TO FINISH TODAY HAS BEEN WACKY MY ATTENTION SPAN IS NONEXISTANT #i love having kinda severe unmedicated adhd #i spent hours going back n forth between finishing this and scrolling thru stuff/chatting with friends/finding videos to watch as bg noise #so today has been an interesting day hsjsjsh spent like 4ish hours just doing the last line stuff and coloring it in which would normally #take me like an hour but then agian this is multiple characters #ANYWAYS #ENOUGH RAMBLES. #BE CURSED WITH THIS IMAGE YOU FOOLS #club penguin #the penguin band #stompin bob #franky #g billy #petey k #guz art #for your information NO i do not like weezer #im weezer neutral but i like playfully bullying friends who like it. its the same as being british. i then get bullied back #for supposedly being jerma

[silkysong]

in my grotesque and incomprehensible era

#going thru it friends #i cant go a week without some sort of infection beating the shit out of my nonexistent immune system <3 #im in Pain

[miqotepotatoe]

The penultimate chapter has been released.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

#ninjago #ninjago fanfic #ninjago fanfiction #cole brookstone #ghost cole #oc: milo #my nonexistant friend

[krommiie]

daan related doodles from last night

#sorry i cant give a good reason for the 2nd one #my friend mentioned eraserhead and my mind filled in the nonexistent blanks #krommiie #kromart #2023 #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #fear and hunger #fear and hunger 2 termina #f&h #f&h2t #daan #daan von dutch #elise von dutch #stitches f&h #eraserhead baby #blood

[osoreruna]

i have a halfway typed up hc post detailing ofa and how toshinori manages to transform into all might, like — literally broken down to the science behind how it all works, and how he maintains his muscle form, and one day i'm gonna post it and y'all will just have to believe what i'm saying because i have a totally legit degree in google and —

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #tbd #to think it all started as a two sentence hc post about how his core temperature runs oddly warm #and how he's basically a space heater. #it's literally like 7 paragraphs now. #but i hope none of you are licensed doctors or esteemed scientists because i'm sure the accuracy of this information is nonexistent. #and if you ARE a doctor or scientist and you end up reading that post #— please let me have my moment. let me at least pretend to be smart. #i'm begging #don't make me look like a fool in front of my friends —

[majorbaby]

microwave potato gratin recipe save me

#the microwave is my enemy but the enemy of my enemy (my nonexistent appetite) is my friend

[mothric]

happy new year!! I had a horrible nightmare that (check the tags before proceeding please) I had to get a surgery to release some kind of fluid buildup in my brain and the surgery involved drilling a hole into my skull and I didn't find out they weren't intending to put me under until I was on the operating table with the nurse hovering over me with a GIANT drill

she reassured me they gave me local anesthesia but i flailed and begged to go to sleep and tried to shove the drill away while the nurse basically forced me into position, and I kept tapping my skull trying to confirm that the local even did anything because I couldn't remember them administering it. before I knew it they were drilling into the side of my head and it wasn't painful, so I guess the stuff worked, but I could hear it and feel it the way you feel what the dentist is doing even when there's novocaine. eventually i stopped yelling and fell silent because the drill was so loud and what can you even do at that point.

when they were done they cheerfully showed me an x ray of the hole they made, which went ALL the way back to my spinal cord and brain stem and stopped just a millimeter short of touching them, and they acted like this was normal and they hadn't just gone within a hair's breadth of killing me, and then they gave me a flimsy paper towel and told me I'd just need to hold it over the fresh hole in my head for awhile until it healed.

bizarre and upsetting New Year's Day dreams are practically a tradition for me at this point but, genuinely, what the Fuck was that.

#tw medical #tw medical trauma #tw surgery #tw body horror #tw nightmares #cant decide if this is better or worse than the religious nightmare i had a handful of january firsts ago #my dreams #jan 2024 #happy new year!!! :) :) :) #trying to figure out what in my waking life could have possibly prompted this #it's probably a combination of stresses all rolled into one big awful thing tbh #i guess the thrust is i wanted to be fixed or cured of something but i didnt get to be in control of how that happened #and the solution felt archaic and the aftercare was nonexistent #and i mean that's. a sensible thing to be afraid of #it wasn't even clear in the dream if the procedure even helped #but i went to this clinic at the recommendation of someone i knew. whose input- in waking life- i dont especially trust. so #maybe there's something to unpack there #ive also had friends experience some really shocking malpractice this year #and i'm still paying off medical debt #and doing year in review has brought up some unpleasant emotions as i'm realizing this year was more stressful than i thought #like a major element of this dream was 'yes i did sign up for this but some Very Important Information was withheld from me' which HONESTLY #sums up a lot of my year >_> #AND on top of that i've been wrestling with faith stuff. not getting to pick the healing process and fearing the outcome... yea #at the end of the day it's just another stress dream. it just took a form it doesnt usually take so it stands out #blegh. we'll get through this