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#not mine obvs just thought this was funny
lesbian-hannibal · 1 year
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carcrashcockrash · 1 year
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just found this post in the plaza and idk but. maybe you're just bad lol
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cinna-bunnie · 1 year
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i love elden ring lol, it's not a jumpscare game necessarily but things will just jump out of nowhere and beat the shit out of u
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ellecdc · 1 month
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Hi darling, maybe you have this request already, but I just found it funny that I literally woke up at 2am with thoughts of how did Poly!moonwater and reader got together and typed this on my phone half asleep
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Marauders taking over every part of my life now, ngl. Your writing especially, I'm literally in here morning, noon, and night the past weeks just enjoying your fics 🥹
Love you, please take care always 💜
LOL Mimi you are so stinking cute, waking up in a panic because you NEED to know how poly!moonwater came to be 😭😭😭😭 I love you
I can't really think of a one shot of this because I think it would be a slow progression, so I'm going to make it headcanons!
the origins of poly!moonwater x reader headcanons
you're totally right, they would have absolutely met in the library - perhaps tutoring group? Remus was tutoring in DADA (obvs), Reg maybe potions and reader....you can choose?
And I always picture tutoring like, in the library with the textbooks, discussing the concepts (not actual physical practice which would require them to actually duel, cast, mix potions etc)
I do imagine reader x reggie being friends first, though Remus was always friendly with them
I picture Reggie and reader to be same age/year so they would have classes together and such
I think perhaps Remus would notice lingering glances between reggie and reader and would decide to befriend them in an attempt to play match maker for the notoriously stand-offish Black and the very quiet you
Regulus would have at first been VERY confused, startled, and generally concerned when his brother's friend started sitting at his table in the library
I think this would be because he was a) slightly worried something was wrong with Sirius, b) convinced this was a prank, and c) shy because he definitely found the werewolf attractive and really (hated that he) liked how calm and assured the older boy seemed to be
"To what do I owe this....pleasure...Lupin?" He asked cautiously
Remus would have been all smiles at that. "Oh, I assure you that the pleasure is all mine, baby Black."
Regulus hated that
"So...you and L/N, hm?"
Regulus turned a beautiful shade of pink in Remus' opinion
"I assure you I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Hm. So I guess your lingering glances and shy smiles mean nothing?"
"Nope."
"And hers? Do they mean nothing as well?"
That caught Regulus' attention.
"What do you want, Lupin?"
"Is it a crime for me to want my best friends little brother to be happy?"
Regulus scowled. "As you so eloquently pointed out, Lupin, I'm a Black. I don't deserve happiness."
Remus sighed sadly at that. "I disagree. Besides, there's worse things to be, Black. Trust me."
"What, like a Gryffindor?" Regulus muttered what he thought was quietly, but Remus let out a hearty laugh.
"Exactly"
So Remus decided to be a scheming little menace and mediate conversations between you two
"Hello baby Black!" Remus called out joyously one day, dragging you behind him by the crook of your elbow - you looked horrified. "Look who I found!"
Remus bodily sat you down at Regulus' library table and sat in a chair beside you near the exit, almost daring you to try to flee.
"Hello Lupin....hello, L/N." Regulus offered, knowing exactly what Remus was doing, but he couldn't pretend he wasn't at least a little pleased that you (and he) had joined him
You offered a small smile and a quiet hello in return
Remus looked between the two of you with the biggest smile on his face like he was watching two of his 1st year DADA students internalize a lesson they'd been working on for far too long
"How are your tutoring sessions going?" Remus asked, which seemed to spark some conversation and allowed the two of you to relax a little
you shared stories of some of the silly feuds of the first years, mistakes they made, crushes they had on each other - "oh that's good to know! I'm going to make them partner up next week" - and such
"Were we ever that small? they all seem so little" you commented.
"I don't think Lupin was ever that small." Regulus commented unintentionally which horrified him. He vowed to never say another thing to the two of you ever again. But that vow was broken the second he heard the sweet sound of your laugh at his comment, and Remus couldn't help but laugh too - watching you like this version of you was perhaps the most beautiful he'd ever seen you.
"I'll have you know I was average height in first year." Remus defended
"Yeah." you agreed disbelievingly, "average height for a fifth year - what do they feed you in Wales?"
Remus decided he actually really liked hanging out with you and Regulus, never mind his role of matchmaker.
hanging out with the two of you was like finding shelter in the middle of a thunderstorm - you dulled the sound of rain pouring down on him, offering him a safe, warm, dry place to recuperate from the chaos
Regulus was funny in a way that seemed to surprise even Regulus himself - so used to keeping his thoughts to himself. It was refreshing for Remus to see a personality come out so innocently and effortlessly - not performative in the slightest
you were very comfortable to let silence linger - never feeling the need to fill lulls in the conversation that didn't require it
and for being so quiet, Remus was very happy to discover how excited you got about things
"Reg! Remus!" You called (albeit quietly) one day as you came running into the library to show them a copy of some first year's essay on [insert subject you tutor]. "Look! Little Archie got an outstanding on his essay!"
Regulus and Remus were equally as enthusiastic as you (which would have looked very strange to anyone watching from the outside), both far more proud of you than either were of 'little Archie'.
But it was when Regulus noticed you blushing when Remus gave you a 'celebratory' hug that lasted far longer than strictly necessary that an idea of his own was formulated
"You know that Lupin has been trying to play matchmaker with us?" He asked as he approached you at the end of one of your shared classes.
You looked at him oddly.
"Disappointed?" He asked, mistaking your look for disappointment.
You were a little disappointed, albeit not for the reason's Regulus was suggesting
You had always had a little crush on Regulus throughout school, but you found that you really liked Remus too. And you liked spending time with Regulus and Remus - you looked forward to your little 'study/tutoring dates' as you'd taken to calling them. You were equally as excited when sharing a hello with Regulus in the halls as you were Remus, and...well...you kind of perhaps hoped they felt the same way. You were also certain Remus and Regulus felt that way about each other which didn't completely upset you.
"Really? I thought he just loved our company." you deadpanned instead, ignoring the subtle tightness in your chest.
Regulus' face morphed into a devious grin, however. "Oh...but I think he does. And I think you do too." he said, taking a chance and straightening your school tie, gently pulling you slightly closer to him. He swore he could feel the heat radiating from your cheeks as you swallowed thickly.
"What do you want, Black?"
Regulus smirked as he made eye contact with you. "You? Him? Both."
Your pupils dilated as your eyes flit between both of his, chancing a glance down to his lips as he licked them.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
Remus was really looking forward to your study date today. He'd been trying to keep track of James all day who was on day four of no ADHD medication, talking Sirius off a cliff (aka, convincing him not to hex Mulciber at every given moment) and his only support through all of this was Peter (which was not very much support at all). He was very much looking forward to the calm oasis the two of you provided him
He was very embarrassed and ashamed when his heart plummeted to see the two of you walking in hand-in-hand, looking particularly infatuated
"What's this?" He said in faux excitement, only having to clear the lump in his throat once.
You smiled shyly while Regulus smiled victoriously.
"Your plan worked, Lupin. We've decided to give this a try." Regulus explained, holding your joined hands up and pressing a kiss to the back of your hand.
Remus chuckled but it sounded manic even to his own ears.
"Well! Wonderful!" he shouted about 4 octaves higher than usual. "I guess my work here is done." He admitted as he slowly and dishearteningly packed his things.
"Hey, not so fast." You chided softly, placing a gentle hand on his forearm. "What about you?"
"What about me?" He asked quietly, pretending your hand on him wasn't throwing him for a frenzy.
"We'll return the favour." Regulus explained. "Tell us who you like, and we'll make sure you get them."
Remus let out a humourless chuckle. "I don't think that's possible."
"No?" You asked innocently. Too innocently if you asked Remus.
"Come on. Tell us about them." Regulus said as he sat on the table to look down at Remus, body facing him in his chair. "Perhaps she has....beautiful eyes...." He said sultrily, looking pointedly at you. "Or lovely hair...." He added, twisting a lock between his fingers. "Or a smile capable of convincing you of just about anything."
Remus' heart was beating frantically. They were on to him. They saw right through him, surely, but not because they were missing half of it.
"Or..." You carried on. "Maybe he has black curls that fall disturbingly perfect....or grey eyes that make you feel so vulnerable yet build you up.....or has constellations of freckles lining him that you want nothing more than to memorize."
Remus let out a pained groan. He was caught.
"I'm sorry." He admitted into his hands.
"For what, Remus?" Regulus asked quietly, and Remus nearly sobbed. That was the first time he ever referred to him with his given name.
"I didn't mean to." He admitted. fall for both of you he admitted quietly in his mind
"Mean to what, Remus?" you asked, causing him to groan again.
"What do you guys want from me?"
"Just you." You admitted shyly.
He looked at the two of you dumbfounded. You had the grace to look slightly abashed at the request. But though Regulus sat with an air of casualness, Remus could see the slight dusting on his cheeks giving away his nerves.
"You're not serious?" He asked dumbly.
"No, thank goodness. I'd look terrible in red." Regulus joked, surprising a manic bark of laughter from him.
"Both of you want me?" He asked disbelievingly
"Do you want us?" You asked, still shyly but unbelievably brave in your vulnerability
"more than anything..." Remus admitted
Regulus' face morphed into a cocky grin as he stood from the table and walked around it. "Then it's settled." he said plainly as he sat at his place.
"And what exactly is settled?" Remus asked, looking between you as you sat in your place beside him and Regulus as he took out a book.
"You're both mine, and I'm both of yours, and you're each others. We're together, Remus. Do keep up."
Remus knew better than to look a gift horse in the mouth. He accepted this new reality and never looked back.
AN: (I wrote this during my lecture so I apologize for any errors)
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barblaz-arts · 2 months
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HELLOOO!! Im in LOVE with all your Chaggie (and Wenclair obv-) art!! I was wondering if youd be up to share your thoughts on the other hazbin characters? Simply cuz Im very curious and youve been a favourite content creator of mine for a while whose opinions and takes on different things i value A LOT! So id love to hear your thoughts on the rest of the main cast(and more if youre up to it hahha)!
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@phantoswordsman15
The main cast huh
Hmmmmm I dont particularly hate them, but I have some opinions that people might not like and I'm aware there's a lot of uh sensitive people in this fandom, so I never said them unprompted
But since you asked!
Alastor
Let's start with the infamous Alastor. I think he's a very entertaining character! His horde of simps annoy tf outta me when they're being misogynistic and homophobic towards Chaggie and Vaggie, but I quite liked him when I make myself forget certain parts of the fandom. He's funny and conniving and intriguing. The fact that he apparently sold his soul is super interesting to me. I'm on board with the people theorizing that he sold his soul to Lilith. I bet he's cozying up with Charlie so that he can use it to break his contract somehow. Feel like he also used the deal with (presumably) Lilith so that he could be strong enough to be the overlord he became.
With that being said, I'm really surprised with the direction they took with him. You'd think that with him being a favorite of the showrunner and the fandom, he would probably be portrayed as the coolest mf in hell. But I really like that it isn't really the case within the show. Certain denizens dont even know him and older overlords like Zestial seems to scare him and Carmilla just dgaf about him. Hell, Alastor's loss to Adam was a lil embarrassing ngl. Like. I know he's one of the oldest human souls and that's why he's powerful but... It's Adam.
Something about him that I noticed is that he seems to be more bark than bite. In particular in his duet with Lucifer, initially Lucifer had the upper hand because he's objectively more powerful, humiliating Alastor with his angel magic, but what Alastor used to his advantage was his words and charisma, as can be expected of a radio host. He's always taunting his enemies, but does it actually make him stronger than them? He "won" that duet with Vox but Valentino said Alastor only"almost beat" him when they had an actual fight. He ruffled Lucifer's feathers but at the end of the day Lucifer is still leagues more powerful than him. He talked big when he was fighting Adam but he almost died and had a breakdown over it.
He's really a lot less "cool" than I expected the show would have him be portrayed as. Kinda pathetic honestly, how he's so insecure and angry whenever he isn't the strongest guy in the room. And i actually really like that! He reminds me a lot of Rumplestilstkin from Once Upon a Time.
Something I kinda hesitate to say tho is... I dont want him redeemed. I dont want him to actually care about the hotel crew and change his ways. I like him as the fucked up man he is and really want to see how fucked up he can be, just so that if he ends up being the huge antagonist, his downfall would be all the more satisfying. Like yunno that moment when Light/Kira was finally defeated? I wanna feel that again.
Angel Dust
I love him! We found his dialogue a lil annoying at first in ep 1 but the writers did a lot better in ep 2. He's a neat guy. His character gives interesting implications for me as to what makes a person a sinner in this show. While you have people like Alastor who obviously ended up where they did because a cannibal murderer, I get the feeling Angel ended up in hell because he was abusing his own body, which is a sad thing to think. If I remember right from my own catholic upbringing, abusing the body is considered a sin because your body is a temple. To think that Angel could be in hell for poisoning himself, not for harming others, is just sad man. I look forward to seeing more of his journey.
I'm not touching on how his SA was tackled btw. While I'm a victim of sexual assault myself, what i experienced was far from what Angel does on a REGULAR basis,so I don't feel like i have any personal or professional right to say anything about it. Not every victim's case is universal anyways. All I can say is, his line about purposefully damaging himself so he could be broken enough to no longer be Valentino's "favorite toy" hit me harder than I ever expected this show to.
Husk
Confession: I... I dont feel all that attached to Husk at all, I am so sorry Husk stans 😭
Okok that feels so mean to say I'm so sorry. I actually hesitated to say anything because I dont want to hurt people's feelings. But since you guys are asking and I dont like not being genuine, I'm telling the truth.
A lot of my feelings about Husk is heavily affected by the fandom anyways to be perfectly fair. Why? Because a lot of criticisms against Vaggie is easily applicable to Husk, maybe even more so, and yet I dont see even the same level of hate towards him that Vaggie received because his chemistry with Angel is so much better than Chaggie... Apparently...
I just dont see Husk as a character outside of being a plot device for Angel's development yunno? I get it, he isn't a main character like the main 4 are(Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, and Angel), i just find it hard to well and truly like him because of the fandom's double standards. When we found out someone was gonna die in the finale, my brother and I actually thought it was gonna be him because he doesn't have a big enough role to play in the plot to be a HUGE loss, but has a significant enough connection to a main character to have an EFFECT. He very much just felt like the love interest for Angel and nothing else. Which isnt necessarily a bad thing, but is frustrating when i see sooo many people label Vaggie as such(when she isnt!) and hate her SO MUCH for it.
I wanna see more of him tho I really do. Like the man used to be an overlord. He said he wanted to find someone who could relate to "the gruesome ways in which he's damaged" but what does that even mean? Yes i know about the castration but aside from that what suffering is Alastor putting him thru when all he has to do is be a bartender rn? There must be more and I wanna see it and finally feel for him.
Nifty
I love her a lot. That's it. The character ever. Her gremlin energy reminded me so much of Peridot, it's great. Kimiko Glenn did a fantastic job as the comic relief character and I hope she gets her own song next season. Her basically being everyone's little sister was kinda adorable even tho she's probably the scariest person in that hotel next to Alastor. I hope she gets to stab Valentino next. Just kill that MOTHerfucker
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urmomw4ntsme · 2 months
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ahsei thoughts on frazel jason/piper and caleo GO
Okay SAW THIS AND WAS LIE. i need to mswer tjsi and. frazel didnt make me feel thst jason/piper didnt make me feel that CLEO CALEO IT FCUKIGN SUCKS EW I WIL TEL MORE.
ok so frazel is oki cuti coupel i like them theg so sweet like "will u hold my hand in fromt of everyone 🥺" vibes LIKE THE ONEEEE HE GIVES HIS LIFELINE TK HER BECAUSE HE TRUSTS HER SM HE HAS TRUST ISSUES HES SCRED AND TERRIFIED BYT HE GIVES IT TO HER AND SHE PROMISES TO KEEP IT SAFE WHY R PJO BOYS SO FUCKING UNRE AL WHEN WILL I FIND SOMEONE WHO WUD LITERALLY TRUST ME WITH TJEIR LIFE LKKE NKT FIGURATIVELY LITERALLY AMD WJO WUD LITERALLY GIVE UP GODHOOD FOR ME AND WHO WUD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THE UNDERWORLD FKR ME KYS FATE ASS BITCH
anyway
um so jsson/piper NO jiper. hehehehe or better yet pason ehehhehe idk what to fee about them tbh thty lowky give steggy vibes mainly cus jason gives me stvve vibes hes also stronh soldier traumatised asf. :( and piper is js like peggy badass gorgeous beautiful shud be with me i shud be kissing her rn alexa play boyfriend by dove cameron :( and I knwo the futjre i readspoilers so now its js there in my brain can do noting about it
omg this fucjing shitp. shit? ship? who knwos i literally adore calypso okay i love her sm but i just fucking hate it that they made her fall inlove with leo?? like this is wrong (to me) on so many levels a. she was CURSED to fall in love with every single demigod who ever went to ogygia or wtv. and it was devastating obvs that she had to go thru tht heartbreak again and again but !!!! IT WAS LITERALLY NOT HE. FAULT THE STUPID FUCJING DOGS sorry gods CURSED HER CUS SHE WAS. R E L A T E D. TO A TITAN. HOW IS THT FAIR. HOW .
and ir was literally. bound to happen. there was absolutely no way that be it percy or leo or whomstever thw fuck went to that god forsaken island SHE COULD NEVER EVER HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT PERSON SHE WAS CURSED. i js googled it btw in case i was wrong or misinformed BUT NO. SHE WAS CURSED. SHE . HAD. TO Fall FOR THAT PERSON EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO EVEN IF SHE HATED THEMM how is that fair to EITHER LEO OR CALYPSO??? I LOVE LEO SM HE IS MY BABY I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS?????. this IS SOOOOO REMADORA CODED DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDDDDD like. it felt liek the author wamted both of them to be in a romantic relationship ANY romantic relationship and then was js like ok well theyre byh single lets do it. NO??? NOOOOOOO AND IF U SAY ooooo bu. they spent like 1000 days on the island tgt they developed chemistry NO BITVH THEY DIDNT. LEO WAS 16 YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY WITH NO ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE EVER. like tell me u have never ever thought u have a crush on someone of the opposite gender while spending time with them even if u probably didnt have a crush on them??? if u haven't thats fine BECAUSE I HAVE and its Normal very many people go thru that u see perosn of opposie gendrr u R FORCED !!!! TO SPEND TIME WITH OERSON OF OPP GENDRRZ and u think omg ...... do i .... Like? them. WHAT. and u probably dont ur js a loser (like i was , like leo was) who has never spent tiem with someone of tbe opposite gender (wa. raised in an extremely 'conservative' read: boys and girls cannot ever just be normal friends household also wen to all girls elementary and high school , leo was js a loser thsts my excuse for hmm) OKAY GET IT???? THEY DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING MECHANIC PARTS TOGETHER at least leo didnt AND I LOVE MY GIRL CALYSO AND I LOVE ADORE LEO BUT I FUCKING BET IF CALYPSO WASNT CURSED SHE WUD NOT LOOK TWICE AT LEO HE IS LITERALLY JS A LOSER GUY PATHETIC (ADORABLE AWESOME AMAZING FUNNY BUT SRSLY LITERALLY NAM ONE GIRL WHO TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS WE SEE HIM INTERACTING WITJ IN THE SERIOES) anyway thanks for coming to MY ted talk its MINE dont get offended love yall stay safe muah muah
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Oh are we talking about plagiarism?
So in undergrad I took a science fiction course online. Beginning of class we had to do introductions—you know the kind, those Canvas “hey guys I’m super excited for this class and looking forward to getting to know everyone this semester!!!” posts—and this one girl makes this BIG DEAL about how this is her last class and IN FACT she’s already walked the stage and she just needs this class to officially get her diploma and that she was SUPER EXCITED to start grad school in the fall. Good for her. You love to see it.
So we’re doing Frankenstein and we have to do a weekly reading post. You know the kind—write a post, respond to two like “hey person, I thought it was really interesting when you said ‘x’ about y”—and we had to write about who the real monster was (Victor, obvs) and so I do. I write a really great one. An above and beyond kinda post.
And our recently basically graduated, already admitted to grad school friend copy and pasted mine. Word for word. And posted it. Word for word. Into the same assignment thread.
Prof was like “this is absolutely egregious and I can’t believe she actually thought she could get away with it, I’ll handle it.”
Three days later I get an email from this girl titled “Plagiarism apology.” I read it. Standard fare. Whatever. I’m ready to let it go but then my wife, my dear sweet hilarious wife, said to me “it would be pretty funny if she plagiarized this” so I googled “plagiarism apology” AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I FOUND.
She plagiarized the plagiarism apology, word for word. Except for the bit about promising to help the school locate any additional examples of plagiarism she may have committed. She left that part out.
So I forward that to my prof, specifically pointing out that she left this part out which was sus, he responds with “welp, she was gonna be let off the hook but you can rest assured this classmate will have no further opportunities to plagiarize you or anyone else in this class.”
So she gets sent to an academic hearing and I write a statement for that and they do an investigation. Turns out she’d paid someone to take her past class for her, she got kicked out of school, diploma withheld, and had her grad school acceptance rescinded.
That’s my plagiarism story.
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bropunzeling · 6 months
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director's cut of your choice of scenes from the elopement timestamp :)))))
hello from the airport :)))) here is matthew and brady's conversation aka a secret fave scene of mine:
"Dude, you're so wound up," Brady says as they go through a bucket of pucks at Centene. The ring of the posts and their muffled curses fill the rafters. "Are you stressed about something? What is there to even stress about?" [this scene had two goals. one was more sibling/ratfam content (since its very lacking from the original works for obvious reasons) and the other was to get to the point at the end of the conversation. i decided that brady needed to be the guy because (1) i like writing him (2) matthew would actually open up to him and (3) because he's already been married for a couple years/is gonna be a dad/etc etc it adds this nice, your sibling is further along than you (helpful, rather than anxiety provoking)]
Matthew’s shot goes off the post and rolls away. He curses. "Nothing."
"Uh-huh." Instead of grabbing a new puck, Brady leans on his stick. "Try me." [matthew has not acted like this since the summer of 2022 and brady is not stupid]
Matthew takes another shot, straightens up. Brady’s still looking at him, flat and even. God, he’s not gonna move, is he. 
Giving up, Matthew checks the rink—safe, Leon went off to hit the bike five minutes ago and no one else is around [one of my editing points was reminding myself of the secrecy! like obvs they are not as horribly repressed and not telling anyone anything as they were in meet me halfway, but like, leon's reputation matters to both of them and neither want to test and see what would happen if it came out that they were dating. theyre admittedly sloppy, but it’s still a thing they think about]—and then says, in a low voice, "I asked Leon if she'd ever want to, uh. To marry me."
Brady sucks in a breath. "You proposed?"
Matthew shakes his head vigorously. "No. No. [i mean, you kinda did.] I didn't mean now, I meant in the future. Someday. You know."
"Sounds like you proposed,” Brady says, much too loudly. The whole building might have heard him.
"I didn't," Matthew insists. "All I wanted was for her to think about it, you know? I wasn't going to—to spring anything on her." [me on my relationship soapbox like SURPRISE PROPOSALS ARE SHITTY AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TALK ABOUT IT FIRST] He clutches at his stick. "Just—I wanted her to know that I was serious, and see if she'd also want that, and now it's been like four days, and she hasn't said anything, and I kind of think I fucked something up. Fuck, maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all. What if I scared her off?"
"Dude. Breathe." Brady's infuriatingly calm. [the contrast between brady's general inflappability and matthew's anxiety is always funny to me.] Matthew glares at him. "I doubt you fucked anything up."
"You don't know that.”
Brady shrugs. "Okay, no, I don't know for sure, but like—you can't really think you scared her off."
"It's happened before," Matthew mumbles. [obvi like -- they are pretty good and over the events of The Battle of Alberta, Playoffs Edition; it's been years. however, that won't stop matthew from being anxious! last time he thought they were on the verge of a relationship upgrade leon ghosted him! he doesnt want that to happen again] He doesn't want to stand here while Brady looks at him with that calm, know-it-all expression. Maybe he'll go collect some pucks. He heads towards the goal.
Skates scrape behind him. "Matt." When Matthew looks over his shoulder, Brady’s trailing behind him with the bucket. "She’s stupid in love with you." [one of the fun things about this time stamp, along with everything, was finally getting to let this version of leon be stupid and romantic and overcome by her own feelings. she's soooooo gone.] At Matthew’s glare, Brady rolls his eyes. "I was there when she showed up last summer, remember? I think I'd know." [another fun thing was dropping bits of Lore that im not sure will ever become a proper cleaned up ao3 time stamp, and this was a big one i wanted to hit!!!]
Matthew bends down and grabs a few pucks out of the crease. He hadn't actually been awake when Leon had shown up in Florida last summer; he hadn't been expecting her. They had agreed, after the Oilers got knocked out, that she'd wait to come out until after the playoffs were over. She had to close up her house; debrief the season with Connor. And—they'd fought about it, over the phone, more yelling than there had been in a long time, but Leon had asked how he'd feel if he was there watching from the sidelines while she won the Cup without him. If he'd really be all that happy for her. [it was important to me to hit this because obvi we see the opposite in meet me halfway - matthew checking in and gone even when leon beat his team - but crucially they never did get to this point, and im not sure matthew ever thought through what it would look like if leon HAD made it that far. mr hiding in the garage when the cup was at his house probably wouldn't have handled it well! and like - even if they are in love and in a relationship, they are still the same fundamental people who are competitive and desperate to win and hate to see other people get what they want. so of course they fought.] [obvi my solution to this tension is in 5 or so years they play on the same team, win cup, put baby in cup.]
She'd apologized the next day, but she'd made her point, too. When she booked her flights for late June, he hadn't argued.
Then his sternum got cracked. Mom and Dad had to drive him home from the rink and help him out of his own clothes. And when he woke up after a miserable night, it was to find Leon asleep sitting up on the bed next to him, holding his hand like it was a lifeline. It wasn't until later that he'd gotten the details out of Mom—how Leon had shown up at two in the morning, exhausted and incoherent and making a beeline right for his bedroom. How she wouldn't leave, even when Mom tried to insist she go find an actual bed and get some sleep. [(a) she was doing so bad. (b) this is absolutely the tipping point for matthew's people to be like oh shit this is a big deal thing, as you can see with the below]
Matthew had spent the next few days thinking mostly about how much his chest hurt and how badly the team was playing, but he also noticed the way Brady and Leon had quietly teamed up—to get him out of bed, to get him dressed, to get him to the arena. [there is a whole unrealized scene in my head of them watching matthew suffer during game 4 on the couch and both are like, quietly so fucking stressed out for him, and it’s this little moment of quiet bonding and acceptance where its like you love him, i love him, we both wish he wasn't on the ice right now] Once he got past the self-pity, he’d found it pretty funny. However Brady had felt about Leon before—and Matthew was pretty sure that feeling wasn't acceptance, no matter how much Brady tried to hide it [brady really did not like leon after the Events of rob thomas' party. as soon as he connected the dots that girl matthew has been moping over for months = leon draisaitl, leon was fully on his shit list. he definitely headhunted her that whole next season]—apparently Matthew breaking himself could smooth over almost anything.
"Listen," Brady says now, leaning against the net and holding out the bucket for Matthew to dump pucks into. "Do I think she was a dick when she ghosted you? Yeah. But she's fucking crazy about you now. You can't miss it."
Matthew drops a handful of pucks into the bucket with a clunk, then heads for the boards. "Okay, but like—she hasn't said anything," he says. "What if she doesn't want to?"
"What? Get married?"
Matthew nods. [crux of the scene!】
Brady skids to a stop by the boards. "I don't know, man. I mean, maybe she doesn't because she thinks it's too soon. Or maybe it's not that big a deal to her. Half the guys from Europe do the whole, you know. The partner thing." [matthew: spiraling. brady: repository of reasonable takes] He shrugs. "I guess the question is, if she wants to be with you, but doesn't want to marry you, are you gonna be okay with that?" [and here we go! so like, a Big Theme of meet me halfway/the girl!leon cinematic universe (gcu) is like, dealing with expectations and hangup and how you pictured your life going vs how it's actually going vs how you actually want it to go. and obviously for most of it this is leon's journey - reconciling hockey and a personal life, understanding that she doesn't have to shut out friends or family or the potential for partnership in order to have a career, that it won't make her lesser or softer, that it’s okay to be soft in the first place.
but. BUT. it's very important to me that matthew is ALSO going through this reexamination of his own expectations. his picture of life was not so subtly based on his parents and structured in a very particular way. and falling for another hockey player who wouldn't be staying home, who would push and challenge him and be her own independent person, naturally upends some of those comfortable images he had of his future. and this is just one more instance of him needing to look at what he imagined for himself and changing the picture to fit not what he thought he would get, but what will actually work for him and leon, what they actually want together. and here and in the next scene is when it hits that its not about the trappings but about the knowing. he doesn't want leon to push him away, he wants to know that theyre going to be doing this together, but that doesn't mean they have to do things the way everyone else does, either.]
Matthew chews the inside of his cheek. Would he be? It's hard to know. For so long, he's had that little picture of what his future looked like. Even as it changed, that part—being married, that sense of permanency—it’s always been there. He doesn't know how he'd feel if it were gone. [again the permanency is the thing. obviously i am like, in the middle of my own feelings about all this, but really it is like: you're here with me, im with you. even when we're annoying or stressed out or tired or miserable or caught covid on our romantic vacation when you were gonna propose. you're with me and i'm with you and it's gonna be for the long haul.]
"Just something to think about," Brady says after a moment. He claps Matthew on the shoulder. "But for what it's worth, I think she's pretty fucking serious about you."
Matthew hip checks him back. Brady doesn't move, the fucker. "When did you get so smart, asshole?"
Brady laughs. "Who says I haven't always been this smart?"
"You were a fucking idiot when you were thirteen," Matthew retorts.
Brady shoves him into the boards, the bucket of pucks clattering to the ice. "You really gonna bring up teen shit? Because I remember—" [brothers!]
Things go a little haywire after that, first chasing each other and then all the loose pucks scattered across the rink. By the time they've collected everything, they're both laughing hard enough that they can't catch a breath.
"Hey," someone shouts. Leon's leaning on the boards, wet hair sticking to her head and the nape of her neck. "Are we gonna go soon? I'm starving." [relatable]
"Yeah," Matthew calls back, making his way towards her. "We're done, I think."
When he makes it over the boards, Leon’s already reaching out, one hand fisting in his jacket. She yanks him closer, kissing him, then pulls back and says, "Go shower. You stink." [they would be so much better at keeping their secret relationship secret if they didn't want to make out and or fuck whenever they're within five feet of each other. alas]
"Uh-huh," Matthew says, ducking back in to kiss her again, just to see if her nose will wrinkle. It does. [gross!!!! and!!! in love!!!]
"Shower," Leon repeats, slapping his chest and shoving him towards the door. "Hey, Brady. You coming to lunch?"
Matthew misses whatever Brady says to her, but he doesn't miss when Brady comes into the locker room and snaps a towel at him. "Told you," Brady says in a low voice. Almost subtle, for him. "Crazy about you." [rip to brady, who has to witness god's most embarrassing pda every day of his summer and then deal with his older brother thinking that his girlfriend doesn't love him]
Matthew busies himself with his towel. His cheeks are warm.
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aceofwhump · 7 months
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Hey Ace (love your gifsets, especially all your DT ones as of late).
Had an excellent experience today that I wanted to tell you about! Went to see a theatre production of Jesus Christ Superstar with the fam and oh my goodness I was not expecting it to be so gloriously whumpy! They really doubled down on the violence to make people feel uncomfortable (sadly for them I was sat there throughly enjoying some unexpected whumperflies!)
I don't know how familiar you are with in but about 3/4 of the way through the main actor comes onstage, wrists bound, and the make-up department have given him a lovely black eye. Yay, I'm thinking, little bit of whump to spice up my life.
SIKE! Next scene he's brough back on-stage and they have really gone to town with the poor man. Blood and bruises everywhere. He collapses on the floor and oh the noises he made I was trying really very hard to contain the whumperflies. Absolute 10/10 acting from the dude.
That led into the 39 lashes and ofc they didn't actually whip the poor guy but heck they might have well had his reactions were so genuine. I'm thinking I've hit the absolute jackpot here but they manage to top it off with a sprinkling of chucking him around the stage getting 'fake' beaten.
The acting was absolutely top notch and there was just some so real and visceral of actually seeing whump happening live before you (again obvs not actually harming the dude). I just had to come and tell you about it because I know you would appreciate it! I don't think there much chance of there ever being footage of it to show you but I will definitely keep my eye out :)
Have a wonderful day!
Hello nonny!
Omg Jesus Christ Superstar!! I have not thought about that musical in ages and I've never had the opportunity to see it live! Ahh now I really want to!! Seeing that live without knowing must have been so funny! I'm so glad you enjoyed your live theater whumpy experience!! It's definitely a favorite past time of mine lol. I love the theater and when there's whump it's even better. Thank you for sharing!!
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astaerie · 13 days
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hi it's me the Void give me the hrsg content plea se🤲
YES!!!! SGHR CONTENT FOR THE WIN (these are all set in my sghr oneshot series, btw. apple project)
also i wrote a lot AGAIN so they’re going under a read more. again. oops i need to get a handle on my notes sometimes
ok. so. the first couple years of their relationship is mostly long distance cuz kieran’s still attending BB academy and florian’s still in uva. they try to meet up at least once a year for like. a week or two just to spend time with each other! in my head florian visits kieran more for. Reasons (idk. protag powers where u can just fly between kitakami and bb academy and paldea for funsies)
fun meta stuff but all the “main” parts of the series are themed after apple varieties! kanzi, fuji, and reineta are examples of this (but neal! don’t you only have one fic published called sour kanzi? yes. secrets.)
florian being whipped for kieran is so funny actually. this is gonna be mentioned in pt. 2 but when they were exchanging letters pre-mochi mayhem, florian forgot what their school address was, so they just told kieran to mail them to his house in caba poco. except florian doesnt live in caba poco during 3/4th of the year. he’s in the dorms. so for like. the whole time they’re planning and working on setting up the academy ace tournament, florian drags his little butt home on miraidon EVERY DAY to see if kieran sent him any letters. penny exposes florian for it right in front of kieran. it’s really funny (for everyone except florian. poor guy)
florian and kieran share a trio of the alolan starters! its mentioned in sour kanzi that kieran gives florian a shiny popplio and later, florian gives kieran a shiny rowlet as payback for the popplio (theyre both in masterballs, btw) so technically kieran actually has type advantage against florian (which was intentional on florian’s part! they want kieran to beat them but on like. his own terms. florian just wants to give the nudge that kieran needs to even the playing field. their sylveon’s a powerhouse!)
most of the major parts in apple of my eye are actually based on trips in other regions! sour kanzi is based in blueberry academy (obvs), pt. 2 is in kitakami, and pt. 3(?) is in paldea. the last part that could be considered as a major one is based in galar, but i haven’t planned it very well. i have Ideas tho. they are swirling in my brain.
more florian notes because i am Unwell and had to develop a personality for this silly guy. florian generally comes off as like, a nice and polite and amicable person! but they’re also super closed off with everyone they aren’t close to, and he isn’t close with anyone prior to moving to paldea. kieran’s actually the first person ever that florian felt comfortable being himself (they shared their big interests with each other and infodumped about their favorite things too.) that’s one of the reasons why kieran matters so so so much to florian. florian definitely tries to act subtle about their feelings and attachment towards kieran but he’s not very good at it (not when kieran’s around, at least. not when they’ve let down their walls around each other and feel comfortable being together again)
also u can tell they’re both into each other. it’s like super laughable to everyone except them. they’re both oblivious about it in the “i love this guy so much. i care about him. i want to do everything with them and be the best friends and Only Friend ever.” (these are not normal thoughts kids. just date already geez)
also ik i said they’re in a QPR because they ARE but also. maybe dating. its weird when u (kieran) have a really strong attachment to a guy that borderlines platonic and romantic in weird ways. kieran is a little possessive tho. in the “i want to be florian’s only friend. the Best only friend. I would like to be the most important person in their life, just like he is in mine” way because he’s just a silly little guy
fun little florian fact: florian actually didn’t stay long in kitakami after the whole thing with ogerpon ended (everything reminded them of kieran and constantly left a bitter taste in their mouth), so they never did the quest with perrin and literally everything else outside the main story. when florian does go back to kitakami during mochi mayhem, they do complete the pokedex there (after going back a few more times to visit kieran, ofc) and also get to know perrin
when florian got back from kitakami, he was a Train wreck. usually they disappear for a few days before coming back, but florian disappeared for weeks. no one could get a hold of him, not even his mom (he did tell her that he was okay, just spending time in the wild again) if you did manage to see florian, he was extremely unlike his usual self: cold, flakey, and very standoff-ish. penny, arven, and nemona tried to ask what was wrong but florian shut them out. they only got a little better when they got the call from director cyrano about the exchange student program, which then motivated them to finish the gym challenge (which led into the whole. area zero thing with the professor)
florian actually doesn’t truly feel close with his paldea friends until after the main game and everything in area zero. that took a lot on them which lead to florian realizing that yeah, these guys are his Friends. he can trust them. they aren’t just people that he’s “just friends” with. they are willing to do so many things for florian because they care a lot! you can allow yourself to care about them too, you know.
later down the road when they’re both adults, kieran goes on to be something in the competitive scene (elite four? champion? idk just know that he’s involved in the pokemon gym circuits) while florian’s off doing on-field research about pokemon in other regions. florian travels a LOT (like, doesn’t stay in one region for more than a few months to a year) because he also has a lot of wanderlust!! floriam does eventually settle down a little and that’s when kieran retires from the competitive scene to accompany florian on their travels. (and also because they’re both sick of being long distance.)
there’s a bit of a compromise where florian has to stay in a region until kieran’s done doing the gym challenge there (or at least, as much as he wants to do it. he’s always been a fan of collecting gym badges) before they head off to another region. this usually means that they spend at least a few years and actually rent a nice place for once (florian has been living in hotels and other company-related buildings prior to traveling with kieran)
florian is older than kieran by a year and some months! so during teal mask kieran’s 14 whereas florian’s 15. this is mainly due to him spending a year in galar doing the gym challenge so he’s like. a 2nd year transfer in paldea. however the school system works in pokemon idk
also. headcanons about birthdays. kieran feels very summer coded birthday and florian is like. autumn. or something. ik his name is related to spring but. they are Autumn birthday coded to me. kieran and florian do spend florian’s 18th birthday together tho, which is nice
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sabohteurs · 1 month
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⭐ oooh , do me !!!
send ⭐ for muse pairings : mine x yours
malia tate x allison argent ⇾ or lydia martin. i don't care about the show tbh babes. i barely remember it. so basically a whole rewrite ? my malia is much more . . . feral ? wild ? idk.
martha jones x clara oswald ⇾ ? ? ? duh. martha always being the one to introduce new companions to unit, running them through the basics, being the one to check in on them. idk. makes sense to me.
river song x rose tyler ⇾ also duh. i just think these two have a lot to talk about and could be hella interesting.
robin buckley x chrissy cunningham ⇾ basically what we talked about yonks ago. i still think robin having a crush on chrissy makes so much sense to me and just dumb dork robin around a pretty girl would be so fun.
regina mills x all your ouat characters, duh ⇾ I MEAN ! literally give me everything. i deserve it. you're like the only one i trust unconditionally and i need it all. all the red queen goodness with ruby, duh. but also gimme evil charming pls n thank. i love the au trope of them having been married during the curse only for it to break except oops now there's twenty + years of memories and feelings. and then also actual regina and emma working out their shit and emma not being a total dumbass doing dumbass things. let them end up friends ! or at least be civil. and then, obvs, snow. like. *gestures*
perrie atwell x steve rogers ⇾ idk i think it'd be neat. she's a pilot, i could throw her into shield, make her an agent. would be interesting ?
kendra wolfe ( @wolfehunt ) x jinx rothchild ⇾ hunters unite ! kendra fucking hates anything to do with ghosts and spirits etc so it's like. so funny to get her on a ghost hunt. she fucking hates it. so yeah, they'd be so fun. but also, theo crain and jinx ? or or or theo crain and emily prentiss, also have thoughts about that too. that'd work.
rachel berry x nicolette walker ⇾ i really wanna write rachel okay, leave me alone. no but. broadway baby. it's broadway. they could be co - stars, or rivals. maybe nic takes rachel under her wing or something, brings her down a necessary peg. idk.
tara carpenter x presley heffernan ⇾ just final girl bad-assery. that's it. that's all i got.
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OI! I want to know what your favourite episode(s) of criminal minds are and why. Please and thank you.
this ended up being longer than i meant but could have been so so so much longer because i am insufferable. it also lowkey began as just eps where emily looks smashin but then i thought of more things
right, so all time fave ep is probs s15 ep4 because it's FUNNY, it's nice, it's lovely and i love it. also:
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wine drunk emily, emily and her doughnuts and her breath mints and the temily content etc also spencer is almost bearable in this ep
another is s3 episode 14 - the one where it's about that old case of rossi's (even though i don't like him) - i just seem to like when there's proper content on the characters outside of just them at work. ALSO, it is probably one of my favourite emily lewks that exists - the OUTFIT, the HAIR, absolutely top notch:
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i also really like 'minimal loss' which is s4 ep 3 because it's just good and she gets beaten up so it's sad but like she has a lot of screen time
and then OBVIOUSLY every single episode including any content of the doyle arc because drama and emilycentric
honourable mention is season 3 ep 7 because she wears such a lesbian outfit like-
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the episode 'demonology' - sad emily and her religious trauma, also the quote from 'the dead' by james joyce "i think he died for me" - two worlds collide bro bc i love that story and also her obvi AND:
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another episode (idk which it is) that i like for the case and also for the line that the woman says to emily about her monster being dead "your monster's dead, i have to live with mine" because like emily is my baby and i love her and she's a trauma queen and it wasn't acknowledged.
i actually also really like the season 7 finale but especially the last line that emily speaks as the outro quote. it's when she leaves to go to london which obvs is sad but yknow 'i always heard every ending is also a new beginning, we just don't know it at the time, i like to believe that's true."
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heliiumm · 2 years
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Bonten chatfic
afab! y/n, sexual jokes, gay, someone died
BonTen
y/n: hey guess what i have
takeomi: bitches?
ran: bitches?
rindou: bitches?
y/n: a dick guys c'mon
sanzu: nice you'll feel how amazing cbt is
mikey: how long? it has to be shorter than mine or else ur out of the executives
y/n: ???
rindou: bet it's a 7
ran: 13 inches?
kakucho: y/n why is our organization profile someone's dick
kokonoi: KILL YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
y/n: wym hajime
kokonoi: i've been sent 69 pictures of the sex position 69 i need my eyes gouged out
sanzu: well at least the anonymous sender has humour
rindou: bye did we just get outed by some ass with 69
ran: my dick is longer than our profile's dick
y/n: who?
ran: the profile on our org duh tf
y/n: asked?
ran: guys can someone search most painful ways on how to kill somebody
y/n: 💀
sanzu: alr @kokonoi hajime search for that sexy ip address
sanzu: now
kokonoi: ask our IT bro wtf
mikey: y/n pick me up i wanna eat at ur place
y/n: ew baby 🍼
mikey: be here in 10 ok
y/n: omw.. 😒
rindou: so who's going to hunt the 69 guy down
kakucho: it could be a woman too you know
rindou: yeah sorry I call people guys
ran: that's my bro's default, don't worry babe 💋
kakucho: please refrain from romantic endearments to acknowledge me
kakucho: i dislike it
ran: ok, man
mikey: 💀 (me later)
y/n: ok manjiro where the fuck r u
mikey: i wish to be inside a coffin
sanzu: boss u can't do that
y/n: ok i found him
sanzu: take care of him baby
y/n: what is wrong with you
rindou: whore
kokonoi: you mean ran?
ran: what did i even do
kokonoi: have a short dick
ran: kys
kokonoi: ok sanzu the IT guy gave me the IP address im like one second away from leaking his address to twitter
kokonoi: i'm gonna say he called BTS the f slur
y/n: stan yoongi
ran: NAW OUT OF ALL SOCIALS
takeomi: why don't u just put it on reddit
rindou: who uses reddit
y/n: me
kakucho: me
y/n: it's where I gained my knowledge on every single wrong thing to do
kakucho: i use the app to post my flower garden
kakucho: i get upvotes too whenever I show my face
ran: y/n what's kakucho's username
y/n: kurokakuchowa
ran: 👍
sanzu: always the dumb ones bro
ran: fr he doesn't even know how large my desire is to fuck him
kakucho: what
takeomi: ran u know ur attractive which makes u unattractive
rindou: cocky ones do the effect too
kokonoi: yeah ran no one likes cocky guys
kokonoi: humble men r better
rindou: they like guys with big cocks tho
mikey: true
sanzu: ?
sanzu: who's they
y/n: the entire population
sanzu: how can you compare cock sizes with everyone
sanzu: asking for a friend lmao
kokonoi: bro stfu and go kill that 69 person
kokonoi: as if you have friends 😆
kokonoi: i sent you their address hurry up or no head
y/n: hajime shut up
kokonoi: ok
rindou: i accept head from guys too
rindou: just saying haha
ran: 💀💀💀
ran: (2)
takeomi: it's always the blood-related people smh
takeomi: (3)
kokonoi: sorry i only have one mouth
y/n: are you considering...
y/n: this is mikey im using y/n's phone
y/n: (4)
kakucho: you guys are so disgusting and so unprofessional
kakucho: (5)
kokonoi: i charge 1,000,000 yen per hour guys
sanzu: why is everyone numbering
sanzu: @kokonoi hajime bub i got the 69 person
kokonoi: why r u calling me bub huh
sanzu: sorry, man is too formal
y/n: everyone knowing how koko gives good head is so funny 😭
y/n: (6)
kokonoi: y/n you don't have a dick
y/n: can't you choke on plastic? i'm literally charging a million for this 🙄
kokonoi: boy stfu
kokonoi: i don't like women
y/n: we know
sanzu: yea it's pretty obv
ran: i thought everybody knew
y/n: guys do you want me to namedrop his first kiss
rindou: no, no one wants to listen to losers
takeomi: damn roasted
y/n: yeah like his first kiss' sister
kokonoi: y/n come home
kokonoi: now
sanzu: why are you copying me
sanzu: it's so sad how unoriginal you guys are
kokonoi: i'm the original gay here so shut up son of a bitch
kakucho: can someone accompany me in the red light district
rindou: what are you gonna do there
sanzu: turn the red light to green what else
mochi: girl no one wants to hear your dumbass shit speaking
sanzu: so like who asked for you to fucking open your mouth and speak
sanzu removed mochi from the group.
kakucho: meeting a client there
ran: and?
kakucho: fuck someone duh
y/n added mochi to the group.
ran: bro i'm right here
ran: are you blind
rindou: are you forgetting he only has one eye functioning
y/n: bro kakucho pms
kakucho: ok
sanzu: is boss still with you y/n
y/n: he killed himself
kokonoi: FINALLY
sanzu: ???
takeomi: thank the heavens
ran: oh my gosh i was just jerking off but that is the most nicest news i have ever heard in decades
kakucho: the sentence is grammatically incorrect it's making me cackle 🤣
rindou: who in the world uses most nicest 💀
y/n: he's dumb rindou 🥺🥺
rindou: agreed
kakucho: so can i leave this gang now
kokonoi: guys how do you apply condoms on girls
ran: i thought you only liked it up your ass
kokonoi: no what
kokonoi: unlike you i stay loyal to dick
kokonoi: i was just asking cuz my secretary said something about girl condoms so i got curious
sanzu: wtf
sanzu: y/n i'm omw
sanzu: what happened
sanzu: why did he khs
sanzu: nonononononononoononoono
kakucho: guys since he's dead, i'm gonna confess something
kakucho: i actually have a 13 inch dick..
mochi: guys how do you tie a tie
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nerves-nebula · 11 months
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ough hi. i just finished reading the first chapter of ur fic about donnie and abe and aaaagh its so well written but like it made me feel things the part where donnie is meeting him for the first time really hit me. because if i was donnies age i wouldve for sure thought abe was a cool older teen that i want to impress and have like me too. i was a lot like donnie when i was 13 as well, full of anxiety and desperate for attention reading that with the knowledge of what happens makes me so much more mad at abe that before. like, his reaction to seeing a kid who is alone and obviously has issues at home from how he talks about it is to prey on him. and it works. it makes me feel so much empathy for little donnie. it makes me mad and i know i probably wouldve fallen for it too, had the same thing happened to me. something similar DID happen to me around that age, but it was at a corner store and i ended up telling my mom like it was a funny story and she got pissed and called and got the guy fired. i was lucky enough to have a good mum which just makes me feel even more for donnie. he doesnt have anyone who he can lean on like that, who could notice signs for him and keep him safe. well obv theres raph but raph is also a kid. these kids have no good adults in their life [except mayyybe big mama] and its awful anyways your writing evoked emotion in me and its great. hope u have a good day or night
ohh haugdhuag im SO GLAD you like it <<33
and yeah I'm basically just pulling from a lot of my childhood memories & feelings. this would have totally worked on me growing up. except i never the left my room when i was thirteen... im having trouble making sure i don't make donnie too childish tbh, i feel like im pulling from when i was around 10 more than when i was 13. i think it would have taken more for me to go to a strangers house at 13, BUT at the same time i think donnie can be forgiven since he's got horrible stranger danger and wasn't raised by a dad who constantly told him people were gonna sa and murder him (like mine did!)
like splinter was like "you cant trust the outside world" but after they all met april they basically just assumed he was paranoid.
ANYWAY POINT IS!! thank you <3 and im glad u liked it and related to it <3
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oodlyenough · 11 months
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saw spiderverse. in keeping with my 2021 tradition of having lots of spider opinions here are my thoughts. spoilers obv:
gorgeous film. kind of goes without saying but it really was just remarkable visually, so so so cool. gwen's universe was my fave visually i think? absolutely ruled. and with my untrained eye i'm sure i missed some cooler things they did as well.
like: did i imagine it or did the look change somehow (? i can't define how) after miles got sent back to his universe?
i had misc spoilers for things and my intuition about the arc of the plot was mostly correct. but i managed to not be spoiled for The Big thing at the end so it still got me and i enjoyed that very much
i will say i knew the movie was going to end on a cliffhanger, and then it felt like they set up five or six different possible cliffhangers, and i started getting antsy. i feel the movie could've lost some time, somewhere. the cameos are fun (i liked seeing the live action guys. bite me), but maybe we needed less of them, i don't know. or maybe the guy in the seat attached to mine just needed to stop fidgeting constantly for the last 45 minutes lmao
i don't think the script was as funny as the first movie. it wasn't UNfunny, but i don't remember having quite as many "oh, clever!" type laughs in this one. ah well. it was pretty solid though. i was honestly worried lmao, first because of a writer changeover and then because the way everyone hyped this movie up i felt like it could not possibly match to what people were saying. but i did thoroughly enjoy myself
on the trans gwen discourse, usually i dismiss stuff like "bisexual lighting" because, well, it generally means nothing except wishful thinking. and that honestly might be the case here too but WOW was her 'coming out' scene the trans flag lmao y'all weren't kidding. i'm pretty adamant about not giving stuff laurels for being "canon" when the media hasn't earned it, so i won't do it here, but uh yeah i see how everyone drew that conclusion. trans gwen real
so where does this land in my giant spider movie ranking? not sure. definitely near the top, but does it beat #1? would probably have to ruminate on it and see it again at some point. the list is missing no way home as well. my work is never-ending.
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Just finished Yakuza 3 so here's some of my thoughts:
BEAUTIFUL EYES
Richardson and Kiryu talking at each other in different languages was so funny to me. Like they don't understand each other yet stubbornly keep talking as if they did XD
RIKIYA DYING WAS SO UNNECESSARY FOR THE PLOT WHYY like Kiryu has GOT to get rid of his stupid habit of leaving defeated enemies to their devices around various lethal objects (especially guns). Because they always, ALWAYS get back up. I'm not saying he should kill them. But like secure them in SOME way. Start carrying around some rope or something. I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried.
Damn, Mine, babygirl, you are so beyond fucked up you need therapy BAD
Poor Daigo like imagine getting shot, being in a coma and you wake up on a rooftop in fucking december, toes freezing off, falling off of a hospital bed and immediately being greeted with the sight of several gun wielding assholes. You shoot them, still confused about what's going on (why tf is your father-figure of sorts there? Why is the dude u wished was ir boyfriend there? WHY ARE THEY SHIRTLESS AND BLOODY). Then ur crush starts spouting cryptic shit, the dude you shot somehow still has fight in him and to save you, your crush charges at him, getting shot multiple times and then tells you that he doesnt deserve to live before throwing himself off the roof. You've been awake for three minutes.
Also Haruka slapping Mine was EPIC. She should have kept going, kicked Mine in the shin, bitten his arm etc all feral foaming-at-the-mouth chihuahua mode
Also Mine feeling good about himself for having slapped a teen back. A grown ass adult. Like damn dude has issues
I'm stilk very upset about Rikiya. Like one moment I would run away from him in the Kamurocho streets and giggle with a warm feeling in my chest when he'd scream "ANIKII!!" and then the next he fell victim to this stupid gimmick of defeated opponents not being taken care of properly
I honestly feel like that gimmick is so overdone at this point
I think I did something wrong during the final boss battle because Mine was constantly going into this Jojo's bizarre adventure pose and regenerating health AND I had to do like the exact same QTE cutscene like four times even though I never failed it (besides the first time)
RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOT my steam screenshot folder is prob like 90% just various Majima facial expressions because I enjoyed them so much. Reminds me of that post going like "while older character models are kinda eh Majima's crowfeet in them slap!" and I really agree. I'm playing the games chronologically and when I got to YK2 something about Majima just looked extremely off but I couldn't put my finger on it. I think that's it tho they ironed him out and took away his wrinkles :(. Like obvs the model is still good it was just a weird change that I'm not sure why they implemented it. Anyway the Y3 Majima expressions are fucking precious especially the grins
Also pink truck scene probably best scene in the game it was so cute the way Majima was worried that he accidentally ran over Kiryu <3
I took way too long to finish this game because the old graphics are kind of jarring especially considering I played Judgement and Lost Judgement at the same time, but it was still a pretty good game. (another contributing factor was that for some reason the game doesn't allow me to do anything else on my PC besides access the taskbar while I'm playing it so taking short breaks is harder. The game literally does not allow for any apps to show up on screen) I'd really like a YK3 I think that would be epic especially to get an updated Rikiya model (I think there's an updated Mine model in Ishin? Idk anyway just more modern graphics would be really cool)
I can continue with Y4 now, which I'm really excited for because I've hears quite a bit of stuff about Akiyama and Saejima and this will be like the first proper contact with them and their storylines. I've actually started Y4 already and Akiyama has major cat energy to me
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