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offbranddrpepsi · 2 years
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Hello, I wanted to request some maybe headcanons of y/n getting pregnant with omen's or cypher's child, they seem like they'd be such good fathers. The reader finds out they are pregnant with omen's/cypher's child and she tries her best to reveal it to them with a gift or anything else, maybe a scene where y/n gives birth and they are all happy???
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 thank you so much! I can do both since they are hcs! Cypher will be below the break!
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Typically if you got pregnant with Omen it would be planned out as no one is really sure if he can even have kids...safe to say this pregnancy was a complete accident 
Upon not feeling well for a few days, even missing a mission, Omen urged you to visit Sage to make sure you hadn’t caught anything
Sage went through her normal methods to only find nothing worked, she finally jotted everything down and double checked some things before having you take a test which came out positive, much to your mutual surprise
Sage would recommend you inform Viper right away so they both can monitor you and do a full examination but does promise you she will hold off until you can tell Omen so long as you do so soon
It entirely escaped you how to tell Omen let alone with a time constraint as well as Sage refusing to let you leave the base
 So you reached out to someone to grab you your intended way of telling him. Who did you reach out to? Fade, Omen’s usual knitting buddy. What was she helping you get? a book on knitting patterns for baby related items
You would have liked to do it differently, make it more special, but you understood Sage’s worries given Omen’s state of limbo and your very mortal body. Ideally you would have liked to make him something, but you weren’t really in a position to
A part of you was a bit scared to be entirely honest. Omen did not enjoy what he had become and would hate to shove that onto another being. He also hated putting you in danger so the uncertainty of everything may make him favor having you give up the child rather than go on with the pregnancy 
Fade did her best to reassure you and video chatted her picking out the book as well as ample amounts of baby blanket yarn as a gift 
She even helped you assemble everything into a nice little basket, Fade knows how anxious you are so she really does her best to take as much weight off you as possible
when it came time to tell Omen it didn’t exactly go as planned
Omen assumed one of the other agents was pregnant and that you were wanting to help make them things, when he asked who was and you just looked at him he realized he had made an error
He takes it pretty well, is a bit miffed because there is a piece of him inside you meaning he still has SOME human left in him. 
Does make you agree to prioritize your life over the child’s if it comes to it, it would be awful to lose the baby but even worse to lose you
gets to making things for the baby right away, knitting his anxiety away so to speak
The pregnancy was not an easy one and you ended up bed ridden more than anyone would have liked, it was also a bit weird being treated kind of like a science experiment by Viper. 
Viper was actually a pretty good doctor along side Sage, she just took a lot of notes and ran a lot of tests on you 
Your body didn’t have a wonderful time, especially not towards the end
You actually had your baby earlier than planned, only be a week or so, but still early enough people were on edge
Omen had to be kicked out of the delivery room because he became a bit much for everyone to handle, man takes overbearing to a whole new level
When the baby is born he is there right away checking on both of you and is very happy when you both get good bills of health
He handles your child so delicately as if its going to break any second, he actually did have to be talked into holding them at first and refuses to put them down for a while after
Omen handles absolutely everything for you that he can. He doesn’t need much sleep so he is there feeding and changing the baby while you rest. He also cooks, cleans, and just waits on you hand and foot until you feel good enough to do so yourself 
One of the most over protective parents but is always there when he is needed due to shadow powers
Would be pleasantly surprised if the child takes after him power wise, would be even more surprised if they did look wise before he became what he is now. Wouldn’t be upset if they took after you however and would consider the child lucky if they did
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Cypher has done this before as he already has a young child so he is more than prepared to do it again.
After a few weeks of feeling generally ill you decided to go get seen and welp you were expecting
A bit of anxiety did settle into you as you weren’t sure how well Cypher would take it. You were sure he would be happy but to say he is a paranoid man is an understatement
You decide to arrange a cute gift for him to reveal the big news
You prepare his tea in a #1 dad cup and bring it to his office. He doesn’t notice the cup at first so you go about your day waiting for him to pop up at some point once he notices 
He mentions if when you two are getting ready for bed and that he thought it was a sweet gesture despite it making him a little sad since he can’t see his little one directly anymore
You decide to ask him if he would ever like more kids which he confirms he would but that he would have to go about it a lot more cautiously than he did previous, voicing he doesn’t know if its fair to put that on the other parent or the child
After about five minutes it strikes him why you would ask and he just blurts out asking if your pregnant, hugging you tightly and spinning you around as he talks about how happy he is
as expected is paranoid as shit and doesn’t leave your side for longer than he absolutely has to. Gets you any and everything you need while also doing some remote work to earn more money for everything
Makes sure you are aware he will have his eyes on you every second of everyday once the baby is born, he needs to make sure those precious to him are okay at any moment
incredibly giddy to have a little one around again, does not stop mentioning it to the other agents
When it comes time to bring the child into the world he takes a dozen pictures and would record the entire thing if allowed
Politely asks if everyone can leave the room once the baby is swaddled and ready to be held. Once the coast is clear he takes off his mask to meet his little one, may take a single picture of you all that he keeps on himself at all times.
absolutely fawns over the baby, cooing at it and just sitting with you pointing out all the little things and stuff he’s excited for
Isn’t the best at handling a baby despite having done it before but does his best to take the weight off you until you’ve recovered enough
For a while he is the grumpiest man on base due to lack of sleep, never takes it out on you or the baby but rather is a bit short with the other agents.
Has all the records he can made private to protect you and the child
as time passes he fills many an album 
Would, eventually, like to have his first child meet their half sibling but knows this may be difficult due to his status as a still wanted man. Would at least try to set it up so you could meet them even if he couldn’t be present.
the most over protective parent. he would throw his life away if it meant keeping you and the baby okay as well as safe.
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camilleflyingrotten · 8 months
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Back on the bench
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And again, and again…
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snakes smell with their tongue
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+ bonus: Stargazing Syndrome
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hg-aneh · 4 months
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Hc that Croli is autistic and adhd but tries his best to mask at all times bc reasons
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gleafer · 7 months
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Hello Tumblr! First post ever. I’m an illustrator living in the Chicago western suburbs who is currently suffering from a severe case of Good Omens obsession. So I’ll be sharing my artwork here!
“Not This Time”
Fanfic art of how I imagine the “second coming”!
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yourangle-yuordevil · 5 months
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what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club
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averageanonymous · 2 months
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I have a headcanon that Crowley can play the piano. I mean. Look at his hands. They're made for the piano.
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This stunning creature is a pianist, though he'd never admit it. But I'm telling you. You can't have hands like that and not be. You just can't.
(Fun fact as an aside, according to a very brief perusal of the internet, David Tennant does - or did in 2013 - actually play to some extent. I'm serious. Piano hands are a real thing.)
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fru1typunch · 8 months
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I was told to share my TikTok on respecting each other's Good Omens headcanons here on Tumblr so HERE;
now can we all just shut up and hold hands or something (since aziracrow can't anymore)
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crowleys-hips · 2 months
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things i headcanon Crowley invented:
only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one
youtube ads
gum on shoes
that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart
you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.
back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad
Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture
unsynced audio or subtitles on media
pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale
instagram poetry
pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)
airplane food
the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"
long red light/short green light
shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia
crocs
feel free to add your ownnn
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edin3el · 11 months
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im a taurus
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offbranddrpepsi · 2 years
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hi! can i request valo men (or just yoru, chamber, omen, cypher if all the men r too much) headcanons with an asexual s/o? thank you so much!
you absolutely can!
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Omen, Brimstone, Kay/o, and Breach would care the least. Omen and Kay/o can't really preform that way as one typically would and take no offense you not being sexually attracted to them after all they probably don't feel it either. Brimstone wouldn't get it at first but once he understood it wouldn't be a big deal. Breach is incredibly comfortable in his own sexuality so he is just happy you told him and may pick on you a little as he does mostly everyone.
Cypher and Sova would be absolutely respectful although semi confused at first. Sova is the sweet kind of confused that is initially alarmed but relieved once you come out to him. Once he is made aware of it he may be a bit intrusive so he can fully understand what you feel as well as the boundaries you may have. Cypher is taken aback by you coming out until he understands you aren't unattracted to him, you just experience little to no sexual attraction to anyone. Once he understands how it works for you he really couldn't care less and treats you no differently. He, however, is incredibly touched as he takes it meaning you like him regardless of how he is physically which is all he could ever ask for.
Chamber is the one who at first misunderstands then accepts it without asking any questions. He thinks that you are trying to break up with him by letting him down gently until you say you're asexual. At that point he just nods and goes, "Alright, i appreciate you telling me. Are we still good for dinner?" and rarely ever speaks of the topic again. Its not that he doesn't care about your sexuality, he does care and wants to understand you, but he would rather do that gradually and at his own pace than all at once.
Yoru and Phoenix have the biggest reaction out of the entire protocol. Yoru has a pretty bad but very on brand reaction. He gets offended off the bat, assuming you are insulting him by saying he isn't attractive or that you want to break up, and blows up at you. He walks off before you can fully explain and throws a tantrum over the coming days until either it hits him or someone hits it into him that you in fact were not being mean to him. At that point he googles what you said while planning an apology and pretty bluntly asks you if you are asexual then gives you whatever peace offering he's gotten. The following discussion is him asking far too many questions while also reaffirming you do still find him attractive. Phoenix isn't the least bit upset but is an extreme himbo that keeps making assumptions or interrupting you as you talk. After you very loudly telling him to let you speak he sits down and shuts up. Once everything is done and said he very politely asks any questions he still has then just shrugs. Your sexuality doesn't change your relationship with him and to be better safe than sorry he is going to ask your consent for even the smallest things going forward as to not make you uncomfortable
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camilleflyingrotten · 9 months
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treasoncheese · 7 months
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good-omens-scrapbook · 2 months
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gleafer · 7 months
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When Gaiman Worlds Collide! Desire shooting their shot with Crowley and Aziraphale ain’t having it!
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ozzgin · 15 days
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I just watched The First Omen at the cinema and you may go ahead and cuff me for blasphemy, but…
Yandere! Devil x Reader
You have been chosen by the Cult as the one to carry their ungodly plan after many failed attempts. This time it was a success, yet not for the reasons they might expect. The Devil has his eyes on you.
Content: female reader, mentions of pregnancy, religious themes, blasphemy, violence, horror, a non-consent scene!, based on The First Omen (2024); image from the promotional poster
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Why you, of all people? You're not particularly devoted to religion, nor do you stand out in terms of virtuousness. Or lack of, for that matter. Alas, their reasons remain unknown.
What's certain is that you woke up one day and found yourself strapped to a foreign bed, staring into a ceiling you didn't recognize. You weren't alone. Around your helpless form stood men and women, dressed in black and wearing a solemn smile. Your forehead received a gentle, encouraging stroke from the hand of the priest. The scent of chrism invaded your nostrils.
You begged them to release you. The older man spoke softly in your ear. "You are serving a greater purpose. It is all in the name of God." God? Purpose? You rolled your eyes back and gazed upon the large painting hanging behind you. Virgin Mary and her blissful smile and stretched out hands felt like a mockery.
The holy image vanished as a black cloth was nonchalantly draped over your face. You felt the rope tighten around your neck and begun gasping for the scarce air barely making it through the thick canvas. A crescendo of muffled chants, and the room went abruptly quiet. Had everyone left?
Then you heard it. That profane growl, causing the entirety of your body to shiver in repugnance and terror. You trashed, and pulled, and screamed, to no avail. A clawed hand rested on your bare stomach, then a second one traced the rest of your body. You laid limp, vision blurred as the room swayed in tandem with the sacrilegious act.
You'd been defiled by a Beast. The next time you opened your eyes, you were back in your bed. Your hopes of it being a mere nightmare were shattered the moment you lifted your gown and noticed the deep scratches, the monstrous prints left on your skin, and the hollow sensation in the pit of your stomach. Your body had been tampered with, and something was growing out of your misfortune. A vile blight, throbbing with life within the comfort of your flesh.
You spent the months haunted by voices and visions. The grotesque, horned Creature would frequently reappear in your mind, exhausting all other thoughts. Such a heavy, imposing presence. It wouldn't let you forget, not even for a second: you belonged to Him, and He would soon return to retrieve you. The mother of His child, the object of His adoration. Was such a thing even conceivable?
You prayed to be left alone, yet the Cult naturally longed for its promised gift, bound to come back eventually. And so, once more, you were facing the people who caused your despair. "We've come for the child", the priest explained, glancing at your obvious, bulging belly. The clawed hand framing it was still a fresh wound that never healed, almost as an ominous warning: this body was owned by a jealous God.
Your trembling hands revealed a pocketknife. This time, you were prepared. The group took a moment to observe your daring gesture, then proceeded to approach you with calculated steps, with newfound resolve. Would you be able to keep them away? Their intentions were clear: you were in possession of the Antichrist, and they needed to secure this immense power.
The ground shook, and everyone froze. You glanced at the altar painting, the same one that witnessed your corruption. Virgin Mary remained with an unfaltering smile. From behind the ornate frame, large, horrid hands creeped out. A travesty of everything Holy. The priest gasped and quickly threw his hands in prayer. This was not part of the plan. This was not meant to happen.
"Pater noster, qui es in caelis-" he began, but his voice was cut short. His face turned pale, and he clutched his chest with a terrible grimace. The nun next to him let out a scream before she was pushed away by an invisible force. Her body hit the wall with a loud, wet sound of bones breaking and flesh tearing. You stared at the massacre unfolding before you, devoid of any fear. Somehow, in the depths of your soul, you knew you'd be safe.
An enormous shadow emerged from behind the painting, twisting, bending, stalking towards you. Your nose scrunched at the stench of blood. You were the last one standing among corpses. To your surprise, you exhaled deeply, shoulders drooping in comfort. A silent voice murmured in your ear, telling you not to fear. That Father was finally home for you.
Foolish, ridiculous humans. He'd been willing to entertain their petty plans of grandeur, until he met you: your tender, frail body, your innocent soul. How exalting it was to have his way with you. You were meant to be the one. To carry His offspring into the damned world. But not for some trifling reason of a Cult desperate to crawl their way back into control. Their greatest mistake - which led to their demise - was to assume the Devil himself can be controlled, ordered around. He has allowed you the greatest honor of joining him, out of your free will, to sow the seeds of chaos as his beloved mortal.
Thus, he couldn't have possibly allowed anyone to interfere. What you saw that day, in that old, musty underground cavern, was an omen: a bloodbath awaits the one who dares to approach his human.
You look up into the demonic orbs: trenches of madness, obsession, vulgarity, burning holes into you, slurping your very existence with hunger and lust. You are his.
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