#only posting gay clown movie

[ryuichirou]

Have you watched the show yet? If so, what do you think of Yandere Todd?

Just finished it the other day! I can’t believe I was so sure that we won’t be watching it for quite some time, but I guess we did manage to find a balance between rewatching the Scott Pilgrim movie/watching the anime series and rewatching Twst main story. I can still feel the weight of a clown hat on my head, but ultimately I’m very happy that we watched it now. I won’t go into details about the show itself, but it was very fun and we enjoyed it a lot. And believe it or not, Wallace and Todd weren’t the only characters that we had fun watching. I personally really liked all the girls lol

I also love how you’re bringing up the most important thing in the world: Yandere Todd. The short answer to your question would be Yes. I think I mentioned it before, but still: it’s stupid how right up our alley this whole thing is lol What surprises me isn’t just the fact that the production figured that the most logical and fun character arc (mini-arc I guess) for Todd would be to develop an obsessive gay crush (and honestly that makes perfect sense when you think about his character), but also the fact that by the end of this story this development wasn’t “undone”. The boy is still deeply in love and deeply not okay, he is basically 1 second away from becoming a yandere, considering how dangerous he actually is. But also stupid and desperate enough to make dumb yandere decisions.

So yeah, we’ve been enjoying these two a lot (there are more sketches than what we post…), and thinking about them a lot. So you know, Anon, I’ll do something that you didn’t ask for: write a couple of yandere!Todd headcanons, because why not, this is what we do in this blog.

This is more of a general consensus than a headcanon, but still: Todd won’t get over this crush. He’ll live his entire life either trying to win over Wallace or watching him from the sidelines, so it’s almost like they’ll always have been together… even if Wallace wouldn’t always be aware of that. Todd became completely delusional very quickly, so his relationship with Wallace would almost become parasocial overtime.

Todd is a stalker, duh. He would actually consider watching over (or just watching) Wallace his mission in life. It’s one of the reasons for him to get back his vegan edge: if he becomes stronger as a vegan, he’ll learn how to manipulate his brain to be able to see whatever his most beloved person is doing at any given moment. The day he actually manages to learn this is going to be the second happiest day of his life (the first one is the day he met Wallace). Roxie thinks it’s creepy, and rightfully so.

Another thing that Roxie finds creepy (who keeps asking for her opinion, wtf?) is the fact that Todd teleports himself into Wallace’s apartment/house to steal his clothes or to watch him sleep quite regularly. Sometimes he even gets into Wallace’s bed and sleeps next to him, and a couple of times he got so lucky that he even managed to touch Wallace without waking him up. He is sure that Wallace’s reactions that day are a solid proof that they are meant to be together. In actuality, Wallace was just super drunk, tired and horny…

Todd isn’t very happy about the fact that Wallace sleeps around, but he calms himself down by rationalizing this with the thought that Wallace doesn’t get any sparks with these people, he just knows he doesn’t. And sure, he didn’t get them with Todd either, but what they had was still special, and Wallace just doesn’t want to admit it for some reason. Naturally, he got very jealous when Mobile became a permanent part of Wallace’s life. And we’re all lucky that Mobile is a medium of sorts himself, so it’s not that easy for Todd to just beat the crap out of him, even though sometimes he really wants to do that… but for now he just watches Wallace being genuinely happy with someone else. And tries to get stronger to maybe erase Wallace’s memories of Mobile or something among the lines… He would just challenged Mobile to a duel and murder him, but for some reason even Todd has enough brains to realise that Wallace probably won’t ever love him if he does that. Poor Mobile...

Speaking of memories. Todd uses his perfect vegan memory to relive the entire movie shooting experience over and over again. All the aspects of his memory: visual, audial, sensual, he remembers everything. Whenever he isn’t watching Wallace, he just sits in his bed and mumbles everything he said to Wallace back then again and again, while stroking that tattoo he got.

#replies #headcanons #toddallace

[the-100-percent]

Introduction post!

System info

Name: The 100%

Member count: 24

Type: Hydraconscious, paragenic

Host(s): Alastor, Lucifer

Co-host(s): Velvette

Extra: We're all fictives besides Goob who is a factive of a snail

Headmate info

Name: Yuuko

Role: Original

Pronouns: He/They/It/Clown

Identities: Non-binary, Clowngender, Lesbian, Polyamorous, Poly-therian, Fictionflicker

Sign-off: 🏳️‍🌈

Extra: Fictionkins: Yuuko (Nichijou), Theriotypes: Dog, Cat and Axis deer

Name: Basil

Role: Fictive (OMORI)

Pronouns: He/They

Identities: Demiboy, Therian

Sign-off: 🌻

Extra: Theriotype is Snowshoe hare

Name: Crybaby

Role: Fictive (K-12 the movie)

Pronouns: She/They/Pink

Identities: Pinkgender, Lesbian

Sign-off: 🍼

Extra: Only fronts when listening to Melanie Martinez, likes using "!!"

Name: Boy

Role: Fictive (INSIDE)

Pronouns: He/They

Identities: Male, AroAce

Sign-off: 🟥

Extra: Only speaks in emojis

Name: Tommy

Role: Fictive (DSMP)

Pronouns: He/Him

Identities: Male, Aro

Sign-off: 💿

Extra: Nothing

Name: Ranboo

Role: Fictive (Generation Loss)

Pronouns: They/Them

Identities: Non-binary, Gay

Sign-off: 📦

Extra: Nothing

Name: Angel Dust

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: He/Him

Identities: Male, Gay

Sign-off: 🩷

Extra: Uses "ta" instead of "to", "ya" instead of "you" and such, hates Plinking

Name: Alastor

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel), Host

Pronouns: He/Him

Identities: Male, Ace, Gay

Sign-off: 🎙️

Extra: Is dating the Lucifer in our system

Name: Pinkie

Role: Fictive (My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft)

Pronouns: She/Her

Identities: Female, Lesbian

Sign-off: 🎈

Extra: Capitalizes the first letter in every word

Name: Lucifer

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel), Host

Pronouns: He/They

Identities: Bigender (Non-binary and male), Pansexual

Sign-off: 🐤

Extra: Is dating the Alastor in our system

Name: Vox

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: He/Xe

Identities: (Still questioning gender), Bi (Male-leaning)

Sign-off: 📺

Extra: Uses "-" a lot

Name: Rosie

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: She/They

Identities: Female, Lesbian

Sign-off: 🖐️

Extra: Nothing

Name: Adam

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: He/Hy

Identities: Male, Bi (Female-leaning)

Sign-off: 🎸

Extra: Uses "‼️⁉️💯💔" a lot

Name: Niffty

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: She/Any neos

Identities: Genderfluid, Lesbian

Sign-off: 🧹

Extra: Nothing

Name: Charlie

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: They/Them

Identities: Female, Lesbian

Sign-off: 🔑

Extra: Nothing

Name: Val

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: He/They (Sometimes She/Her)

Identities: Genderfluid, Pansexual

Sign-off: 🦋

Extra: Please do not bring up what I'm like in source

Name: Goob

Role: Factive (Random snail we found)

Pronouns: Glor/Glorp/Glirp

Identities: None

Sign-off: 🐌

Extra: Nothing

Name: Lute

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: She/Her

Identities: Bigender, Attracted to men (idk what its called)

Sign-off: 🎭

Extra: Nothing

Name: Emily

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: She/They

Identities: Questioning, Lesbian

Sign-off: 😇

Extra: Uses double spaces in between words

Name: Matsuro

Role: Fictive (Death Pallette)

Pronouns: She/Her

Identities: Female, Questioning

Sign-off: 🎨

Extra: Nothing

Name: Velvette

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel), Co-host

Pronouns: She/Vem

Identities: Female, Bisexual, Polyamorous

Sign-off: 🎀

Extra: Nothing

Name: Kirie Goshima

Role: Fictive (Uzumaki)

Pronouns: She/Her

Identities: Female, Questioning

Sign-off: 🌀

Extra: Nothing

Name: Husk

Role: Fictive (Hazbin Hotel)

Pronouns: Any

Identities: Male, Gay

Sign-off: 🃏

Extra: Nothing

Name: Fizzaroli/Fizz

Role: Fictive (Helluva Boss)

Pronouns: He/She/They

Identities: Pangender, Homoflexible

Sign-off: 🤡

Extra: Uses "{" at the beginning and "}" at the end of messages

Wow you made it to the bottom! Lol

Anyway I feel like the intro takes up a LOT of space, so if anyone knows anywhere we could put it, as like a link or something so you don't have to scroll so far down to see everyone's intro-

#plurality #plural system #plural #fictive heavy system #fictive system #fictive #fictives #endo safe #pro endo #endo friendly #endogenic #endogenic safe #endogenic system #system intro #intro post #introduction #blog intro #headmates

[pinkandpurple360]

Okay, so for some reason when I started reading your post about octavia and Fizz being opposite but similar 'n' all, I instantly thought about Blitzø and Fizz adopting her, and quickly scrolling down it appeared that it was ALSO the point you were getting at!

And, like, gay dads adopts late-teenage girls from unknowing, bad, families, is a Trope that sound awesome.

And then you got one of those girls becoming hitman while the other becomes librarian/writer or something, and they're besties and spend lots of time together excepted when one got a contract or the other has a tense moment with her publisher or something, but sometime having a hitman bestie is quite useful, and sometime having a decent writer that looks like an ordinary person too.

And you got big sister hitman always here to help, with little sister writer/librarian always here to listen.

And two sad dads that could not believe their girls will end up their lives with another girl. (I don't know enough of octavia to ship her, so I make her aro, but not ace.)

I’ve created this semi dysfunctional half goth half clown family in my head and now I’m so attached to them I can’t undo what is done.

Gay clown dads with unresolved “something” between them adopt sardonic goth girls who have a friendship? Sign me up.

Octavia is sooo writer-coded, she has so many opinions, and I also love the idea that she does digital art on her tablet. If you ever annoy her she draws you really ugly and posts it on her blog, then if you try take it down she threatens to sue and serve you with a subpoena, cites her right to artistic expression (guess where she learned that from)

Via having tension with her publisher could be such an interesting avenue, it reminds me of the scenes in Little Women between Jo and the book publisher Mr Dashwood. Her book is only released on the condition that it end in the main character having a romance, because it was seen as improper for her to be a “spinster” —- it’s misogyny but also, something else called amatonormativity

This way of thinking values romantic, monogamous pairings above all else, and elevates sexual relationships as higher in value than platonic ones when this is rarely the case. It makes people feel they have to endure even toxic relationships just for the ‘normalcy’ of having a monogamous nuclear family. It also encourages attitudes of running off with some romantic interest and leaving platonic relationships behind. Since to some, romance and sexual relationships can save you from your troubles and is the ultimate goal.

Sound familiar?

It’s because this is the crutch of what happened to Stolas, the attitude of what made him maintain the lie, force the toxic relationship to stay together, and seek out sexuality as a way to escape it all. Because he thinks it’s the answer to his unhappiness.

Funny enough actually, Frozen is one of the most famous animated films to criticise this idea and stomp it out. Anna realises her love for her own flesh and blood Elsa is worth much more to her than any romance either with Hans or Kristoff. And this is incidentally where they based much of the Goetia themes (allegedly) especially with Andre being a walking Frozen reference…

Soooo yeah Octavia is now a massive Greta Gerwig stan because I said so, her favourite actresses are Winona Ryder and Fiona Shaw, she is scathingly critical of amatonormativity. Fizz had told her about the Barbie movie and how it “changed” his entire worldview and is deeply personal to him for some reason that he won’t say. Something to do with the dolls theme. She didn’t believe it at first, and was repulsed by saturated feminine colours, but then it awakened something in her as well. Feminism, and more critique of romance obsession.

She is someone who is now valuing friendship honesty, consent, and trust above all else. She and Loona are finally exploring social events together. Making friends. At a party she’s the one she goes to when she’d like to get home, and Loona always does even if she’s having fun.

I don’t want to imply that she became aromantic because of the trauma, so maybe she has always been on the aroace spectrum, which was why she could see through the rose coloured glasses from the start. She doesnt centre her life goals and self esteem on any type of love or male approval anymore, and it would take a significant amount of trust and mutual independence between her and a partner before she’d enter that type of relationship. She might not ever want to marry, and I don’t blame her.

Also she’s a lesbian because. I say so. This show has no lesbians yet and if she’s basically Janis from Mean Girls, that makes her gay. Don’t tell anyone but she has a massive celebrity crush on Glitz from the Twin Glam sisters and can you blame her. Fizz isn’t very happy about that poster in her room but he doesn’t comment.

To be fair I don’t think it was a surprise to anyone that she likes women it was a kindve “that’s great sweetie do you want pancakes or sliders for breakfast?”

So so so cute 🥺 and who knows, maybe there are times where Loona and Via break stereotypes and it’s Via who keeps Loona protected as the “muscle” while Loona becomes more interested in education

Text exchange:

Loona: it’s kinda funny how nobody expects you to be the muscle of the two of us.

Via: well, you know the most powerful muscle is the brain. And I make sure to exercise mine daily.

Loona: “The most powerful muscle is the brain” 🤓

Via: HEY! Well it’s true!!

#helluva boss #Octavia

[hamliet]

weird how alice degraded bl and yet their hs has a ton of bl tropes there

I mean, yeah. It's white privilege and ignorance at its finest. I've talked about this at length before, actually.

It's kind of a disservice to Asian BL not only by appropriating its tropes, but also just sheer privileged bliss. People in communities that are not as progressive on LGBT rights are not only less likely to be able to come out, but also less likely to be able to even explore their sexualities and gender identities. It's easier to just conform and to not think of desire and what it means, especially when we think of sexuality as a spectrum.

It also ignores older queer media in the west that has influenced BL, which was influenced by yaoi, which itself emerged as a distinct market/genre in the 1970s. Nothing's as insular as it appears; for example, Queer as Folk (the 2000 US version) is reportedly huge in China today, and I can see that it's influenced Kinnporsche and danmei novels. QaF also was the first US media ever to show sex between two men on TV--in December 2000.

Yeah. We're not even 23 years out from that.

But of course, explicit sex scenes between two men or two women have existed long before that in yaoi, which itself draws from literary and artistic traditions across the world that have existed from ancient times, because gay people have existed from, y'know, ancient times.

I don't want to keep harping on AO, though. I hope they learn, and the posts were from over a year ago, so I'm hopeful they are in the process of doing so. Though I don't really keep up with them. The reason I also can't be too hard on AO was that even 7 or so years ago, I would have agreed with them about yaoi because I didn't know any better. And I was wrong, and I am still learning, and I hope I will continue to learn.

I'll again also reiterate that I do not care at all that Heartstopper has no sex in it; good for them because not all stories need it! Sweet, innocent stories have their place and can be just as powerful and necessary as those that are darker and more explicit. I just think declaring that a story's lack of queer sex is somehow revolutionary is ignorant at best and rewriting history at worst.

I'll leave off with this portion of an interview with the creators of the American QAF, who are themselves a married gay couple who have been together for like... 30? years. I'm bolding the parts I want to emphasize.

COWEN The first time we heard about Queer as Folk was in the Calendar section of the L.A. Times. The whole article was about [how] no one will ever have the g ts to do a show like this in the U.S. People thought [the US version] was going to be a much softer show than Russell’s [original British version], and we knew it had to be outrageous and more sexual. The sex on our show probably was the most political statement we made. Because we all grew up seeing gay people represented on TV — if they were ever represented — [as] eunuchs or clowns. We never saw gay people having a sex life or being complete people. We had a list of subjects that we were determined to write about because we grew up at a very inhospitable time in the U.S. Not just the Defense of Marriage Act and Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, but we didn’t have gay marriage here until 10 years after the show ended.

LIPMAN ... We wanted our Queer as Folk to be a celebration of being. We saw movies and TV shows where gay people would hang themselves; they’d walk into the ocean to drown. We didn’t want any of that. We used the sex on the show to be joyous, angry, vindictive, self-destructive …

COWEN … and celebratory. There were so many topics that we needed to address because it was such a politically oppressive, scary time....

DUNN That also was the only representation that I saw: It was suicide or it was Disney villains. That was queer representation for me, and so seeing this show that was just so irreverent, so joyful, so sexual, so free, and it still dealt with the realities of being queer.

Every story is in a sense a product of its time, and it's not bad that Oseman is writing their story to address concerns they have and issues they deal with. It's just not inherently any more revolutionary and definitely not more inherently moral than queer media with sex in it.

#ask hamliet #qaf #kinnporsche #danmei #sexuality

[whiskyarts]

any thoughts about eugene/lance and the stabbingtons (and maybe stalyan?) when they were younger…….ur stabbingtons content intetests me im curious about how you’d interpret that dynamic….i would also just LOVE to see how u draw lance im so desperate for content of him and i think hed look so good in ur style 😭

Oh my god I'm so totally normal about them ALL. So sorry if this reply is really long lmao

I'll be honest, I Did Not Give A Shit about the Stabbingtons as anything more than a plot device to make Eugene's life harder until a friend said "Sideburns Stabbington trans" and that perfectly lines up with my philosophy that "the only people with sideburns are transmascs and JSchlatt" (/j) which made me actually think about them more, lol. THEN, I read the Lost Legends book, The Rise of Flynn Rider and y'all it was all over for me after that. The Stabbingtons are carnies that worked at The Baron's circus, and like, my love for anything clown, circus, and carnival related grabbed my by the fuckin throat and there was no coming back from that one sjsskssk

So most of my HCs about the group come from that book specifically, which takes place when Eugene is 12 (almost 13) years old! Lance is the same age, and the Stabbies are "a little bit older".

Without going into a synopsis of the whole book and trying to stay on topic, Lance and Eugene met the Stabbingtons after joining The Baron's traveling circus. They also met Stalyan during that time, and Eugene specifically described her as "the only girl he'd ever met who wore pants" lol

And with that, here's some HCs lol

Despite Lance and Eugene being super close, I don't think they were all ever friends, moreso just working for the same people and working together when it was convenient outside of that. (ie, they all worked for The Baron at some point, but in the movie Eugene works with the Stabbies outside of that)

Sometime in their teen years, the guys all tried stuff together, like, "experimenting" with their sexualities for lack of a better term. Horny teens, lol.

Lance and Eugene dated for a while at some point, but eventually realized they weren't really into each other romantically or sexually, and would rather just be friends!

The Stabbingtons are 100% the type of guys that would do some gay shit, then call Eugene or Lance a slur for doing the exact same thing (wow, they're gay AND homophobic! /j)

Stalyan and Eugene dated on and off for YEARS like that one prep/jock couple from highschool that you never know when they're together or not because one of them will talk about marriage while the other says they're "taking a break"

I'm too eepy to be more coherent and this post is already so long but I have so many thoughts about The Rise of Flynn Rider, and the Stabbingtons specifically dskjfhdjksf like how the book straight up tells us how Eugene's mom died, and gives us small stuff that I'm latching onto so hard like where Lance got the name Lance Strongbow, and part of why Patchy doesn't talk, and that he likes the color green dfgdfgf

(also i prommy i'll draw lance just for u)

#ask #tangled #tts #eugene fitzherbert #lance strongbow #stabbington brothers #stalyan tangled #pansy-picnics

[arttheclown]

  in honour of this server’s 3-month anniversary, i thought i would post an updated promo in the main tags once more! THE CLOWN CAFÉ is an inclusive, 18+ discord server for fans of the TERRIFIER franchise, art the clown, & iconic new final girl sienna shaw. the clown café’s purpose is to give gay, lesbian, bi & trans fans a safe space where we can discuss the characters and lore, joke around together, share fanart / fics / edits, and - yes, objectify the clown, if that sort of thing tickles your fancy. (and boy does that happen a LOT in there!!!)

🤍 🖤 server highlights include:

the ability to connect with other queer fans of terrifier, including artists, writers, and casual fans; being able to share your creations without relying on likes, reblogs, or any sort of algorithm.

sharing ideas and headcanons, speculating on lore, & potentially collaborating with each other if the inspiration strikes; we may or may not have a zine in the works soon!!

connecting with other queer fans of the slasher / horror genre in general, not just terrifier! we have a number of mutual interests in there outside of these films & an entire category dedicated to non-terrifier talk.

movie nights, voice calls, & game nights!

a casual / friendly vibe in general; anyone can pop in and out of the chat as they please. there’s no such thing as too much or little talking, so long as we all respect each other!

🤍 🖤 as far as ground rules go...

the server is for ADULTS ONLY as a precaution, as i have seen too many things go wrong in all-ages servers and do not want to take any chances. this is not equivalent to sharing excessive amounts of nsfw, nor for people to be weird or overstep others’ boundaries.

no gross stuff, meaning fetishized / romanticized incest, rape, pedophilia, etc. that’s not welcome here, ever. racist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise bigoted behaviour will also result in a permanent ban.

i feel the need to emphasize that this is not a server geared towards cishet people. this is not something that is going to change any time soon.

due to past server mishaps & bad experiences within the horror / slasher community, i am cautious about who i allow in. please do not take this personally. it has nothing to do with you & everything to do with wanting to ensure that everyone is kept safe & my own personal boundaries.

be nice to everyone in the server. don’t demean people or talk over them. please read additional rules carefully upon entering. that’s about it!

    LIKE OR REBLOG IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING & I WILL (POTENTIALLY) SEND AN INVITE YOUR WAY!!!  🎪  🍿 🍭  

#terrifier #terrifier 2 #art the clown #sienna shaw #new promo DONE!

[wellthatwasaletdown]

Wow. Look at those Harry stats. I know there are anons here who don’t live inside Harry’s butthole so their first language probably isn’t greedy fucker or homewrecking clown whore. If I may be allowed to translate the money math numbers and facts…

Here they be:

Payola, payola, payola

Billboard

Rolling Stone

Payola, payola, payola

2 - the number of children Harry fucked over and whose lives he destroyed

4 - the number of relationships he broke up

28 weeks - how old Harries think he is

3 - the number of knives he used to stab Liam, Louis and Niall in the back

0 - the number of times since CF that he publicly defended the women associated with him

1 - the number of celebrities he spit on (allegedly)

Nightly - when he spits on fans

2 - movies this year that he ruined because he can’t act

2 - the number of movies this year that he expected to get Oscars for

730 and counting - the number of days Harries have been waiting for Olivia to release Hostagerry

18 and more - the number of months that he held on to his fans’ money because he didn’t want to give them refunds

2014 - the official year he started single white femaling members of The Rolling Stones.

2014 - Harry believes he’s a rock star. Harries believe him

2012 - the year Victimrry was born

2020 - the birth of HO

Payola, payola, payola

Billboard

Payola, payola, payola

2 - black celebrity friends to show he knows poc. Covers plus size woc demographic at the same time

1 - rude motherfucker best friend. (Hello, James Corden, you knob)

2022 - RS declares Harry the new King of Pop; Harry doesn’t deny it

2022 - Old white man wears Harry is the King of Pop tshirt to a Harry concert. Harry is touched since he also believes he’s the new King of Pop. And Rock. Pop rock. He modestly bows as low as his enormous ego will allow him, says thank you and blows kisses.

28 - of October 2022, Michael Jackson’s son says to Harry, “Sure, Jan,” but only one person is the King of Pop - and it’s Michael Jackson

2022 - it turns out Harry is not a rock star. The TPWK line dance is born

5 - of September 2022. Harry speaks at VIFF. The world finds out he is a dumbass

23 - of August 2022. Harry Styles thinks gay sex is two men going at it. Reveals to the world the only time he’s probably ever touched another man’s penis for gay sex purposes is from wattpad stories. Continues to queerbait for lgbtq dollars. And just in case his fans find out he’s straight, doubles down on his toddler act, they’re the future buyers of his nail polish and sex toys

28 - his real age

45 - his facial age

3 - the number of hairs left on his head 🥚

Never ending - the number of times he larrybaits and queerbaits.

Unquenchable - his thirst for money

Immeasurable - his greed

20 - dollars for Gill’s sushi because a greedy motherfucker’s gotta do what a greedy motherfucker’s gotta do

2 - appears a lot on this list because Harry is a 2faced lying twat

The end.

####

Anon, this is the best post ever. LOL

#anonymous #submission #harry styles

[drewscrib]

South Park HC's Part 2 BAY-BEE

My last HC post got a lil interaction, plus I felt like writing some more because I love the little skrunkles so much SRDBVCDHGBJHGVIFCTV enjoy these !!!

WENDY

He/She/They, Genderfluid/Pansexual, half black

Favorite color is blue, but has mostly purple stuff

Decent friends with Kenny and Butters, they borrow each others clothes and Kenny gives them makeovers

They also have sleepovers together and watch horror movies that Henrietta lends/watches with them

Goes by Wendyll at school and Wendy to his close friends

Cut his hair to shoulder length because it was easier to maintain

Also ran into Cartman at the animal shelter because she wanted to volunteer and now she blackmails him

Vegetarian and student body president, hardcore activist

Loves to play the piano

Plays minecraft and is really good at shooter games

Dresses in skater fashion when masc, has likes 4 binders in different colors to match his outfits

Has like 700k on youtube and blew up on tiktok because he ruthlessly bullies conservatives online (also because he's conventionally attractive)

TOLKIEN

He/Him, Gynosexual, Gender apathetic

Doesn't care if people see him as a guy because he just does what he wants

Likes to knit in secret, knitted Kyle a new hat to practice crotchet and pretended he 'Just saw it at the store'

Has an etsy shop selling his crochet products

Chick magnet which caused Stan to HATE him at one point

Sleeps often during the day due to insomnia

Watches horror videos with Clyde because his reactions are funny

Good at math, but terrible at biology or anything science related

Has a scar going from his shoulder to his forearm from a biking accident

Can dance really well and won a few school elementary talent shows by getting sturdy

CLYDE

He/Him, Straight, white hispanic

Literally the biggest crybaby ever

Makes Tolkien watch horror vids with him so he doesn't cry

Has pissed his pants going to halloween mazes/scare attractions

Used to quote the joker thinking it was cool, now does it as a joke

Eats snow religiously, doesn't do it so much after he accidently ate yellow snow

LOVES oreos, has a sleeve of them in his bag and locker because he's always hungry

Likes sports way more then the average person

He cannot take care of his hair for some reason

HORRIBLE at speaking spanish, tries to flirt with girls in his spanish class anyways just for them to correct him

JIMMY

He/Him, Unlabeled, white atheist

Class clown lowkey

Let's his friends occasionally put stickers on his forearm crutches

Still a comedian, constantly being on stages makes him damn near unphased by public speaking

Likes to wear knitted fingerless gloves (courtesy of Tolkien) because his hands feel sore sometimes from standing and leaning on his crutches 24/7

Can only cook kraft mac and cheese, doesn't work out because he doesn't even like mac and cheese

Lactose intolerant to hell; Devours more dairy products than anyone you have ever met in your life

Failing art class because he cannot draw if his life depended on it

Has braces due to an underbite, still makes fun of Craig for having braces despite this

In charge of the schools social media accounts and announcements, has to edit out every time he calls something 'gay'

OMG AHHHH I love writing out headcanons and these were so enjoyable to write, I am gonna post more stuff tomorrow kekekeke

Thank you for reading btw! I'm gonna post art and stuff tomorrow but I kinda didn't feel like it today so I am sorry grggrgrg

#south park #wendy testaburger #tolkien black #clyde donovan #jimmy valmer #everyone mentioned is about 16 #MY FAVORITE SILLY GUYS

[taxion]

First post

I dunno what ta say so here’s about me and some interests

Trans masc

Gay

Games

COD

COF

Watchdogs2

Shows/Movies

All Quiet on The Western Front

Banana Splits The Movie

Black Phone

Deadpool

Friday The 13th

Halloween

Hellraiser (only the first movie)

Hell's Kitchen

Invader Zim

Invader Zim; Enter The Florpus

Madness Combat

SAW (1-Jigsaw)

Scream

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1, 2, 2022)

TMNT

Venom

Villainous

Music

Artic Monkeys

Ayesha Erotica

Blue Öyster Cult

Ciggarettes After Sex

Clown Core

Danny Gonzalez

Dixon Dallas

Embrace

Eyedress

Falling In Reverse

Glass Animals

Gorillaz

h3artcrush

ICP

IDKHBTFM

Jack Stauber

Ke$ha

Kikuo

Kwite

Lady Gaga

Lana Del Rey

McCafferty

Mr. Bungle

Nickleback

Nine Inch Nails

NWA

Miracle Musical

Panic! At The Disco

Pierce The Veil

Pink Guy

ppcocain

Radiohead

Rammstein

Rebzyyx

Ricky Montgumery

Rio Romeo

Roar

Rob Zombie

Sewerslvt

Shakira

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Skinny Puppy

Slipknot

S.O.D.

System Of A Down

Tally Hall

The Cure

The Offspring

The Walters

TØP

Unicorn On Ketamine

Weezer

Will Wood And The Tapeworms

Will Wood

Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

2 LIVE CREW

Books

Heartstopper

Invader Zim Vol. 1-?

JTHM

TBHK

#about myself #games #books #music #movies #shows #horror #interests #transmasc #gayboy #plurality #agereg community #petreg community

[deadscoutz]

Ye olde list of my dankest oldest yaoi

I made a meme template for my fella. You can see how he filled his out on his blog. You should do this too! Just save the image and repost it with your ships, no credit necessary.

10 years ago can also be 10+ years ago, just any ol' fashioned classic yaoiyuri.

My ye olde ships:

Slade/Robin (now Nightwing/Slade lol)

Kefka/Terra (ff6)

everyone including random monsters/Vincent Valentine (ff7)

Harvey Dent/Joker (dark knight movie)

Riddler/Scarecrow (batman comix)

Kaiba/Yami Yugi (ygo)

Malik/Yami Bakura (ygo)

Sniper/Spy (tf2 /neg)

Superman/Batman (capeshit)

Deadpool/Cable (capeshit)

These don't include some of the obvious ones that I'm still drawing to this day LOL like Scout/Spy or Goblin yaoi.

Warning for LONG ASS rambling about each ship under the cut.

The common thread is that 86% of these were memes posted to 4chan's /co/ board. When I WAS. A YOUNG MAN. I just liked whatever I saw other people posted cuz i couldn't form my own opinions yet. I think that's just a general age thing, as you get older you hone your personal tastes more, whether it's books or yuri or food, and it's less satisfying to wait around at the buffet for other people's tastes.

It's a lil interesting how much easier it was to just let other people feed me things to enjoy. Now that I'm older and pickier, I have to proactively seek very specific tastes and sometimes make dishes for myself!

Some thoughts on thots:

Slade/Robin: This is like, baby's first "dark ship". Lots of 8 yr olds saw the Apprentice episode, and pogged out cuz of the evil groomy tension. Then you get all the 8 yr olds posting their dark yaoi on deviantart LMAO.

The default back then (And still now?) is evil daddy dom Slade making poor widdle babby Robin cry. I didn't have particular tastes back then in regards to that ship cuz I was 8 and just followed what was popular LOL. In [current year], I only like the pairing if Slade gets his anus slapped and slorped by the dude he tried to groom. What can I say, I get older and the old gnarsty dudes keep getting older too...!

Also, I'm really shocked that new people are getting into this pairing because of Teen Titans Go's chibi Robin. It's time to bring chad manlet Dick to public consciousness!!!

Kefka/Terra: 👴 Back in my day, I did not see any FF6 shippy stuff on the internet at all. The doujins and fanart were mostly for the FF7 and above 3d games. So this was something I thought up for myself while playing the game, without any outside influence... incredible for a kid I must say! The dynamic is "evil clown grooms psychic girl into a MAGITEK WEAPON". It's really funny how things change, I wouldn't find interest in that dynamic now :p But I understand why a depressed edgy 10 year old (me) would find that interesting to explore.

Everyone/Vincent Valentine: I just thought Vincent was cute! I still like goth dudes who look like ladies with long hair (Who also turn into monsters). I tried to get into ships proper for Vincent, like Sephiroth/Vincent, Cloud/Vincent, Cid/Vincent.. but none of them really struck my fancy. I didn't really care for their character dynamics. I just liked Vincent LOL. So my favorite doujin I found when I was a wee lad was a monster x Vincent manga, cuz Vincent was cute :3c That segues into the other side of the fujo spectrum: A lot of my fannish thoughts when I was a kid (and even now) was based on having one favorite character and just wanting to see them look awesome and hot and cool and sexy. I think that's actually more related to gay manga culture than fujoshi culture, where gay manga can commonly just focus on one guy getting gangbanged with no emotional pairing necessary.

I could live with just seeing sexy Green Goblin and never shipping him with anyone else, ya know? And I'd be happy just drawing my sexy Senspai without any annoying Scunts around. The annoying younger halves of my pairings are often just projection opportunities, ya know? But I don't have the mental ability to do self-inserts because I have no conception of self.

Harvey Dent/Joker: Hey, when you're a kid and the new Batman movie comes out, you get sucked into it! You can see this in action with all the new Riddler fans cuz of the edward cullen batman movie! Nurse Joker was a huge meme on /co/ when this movie came out, and as the joke says.. /co/ is gay. And probably full of closet fujos. I had no emotional connection to this pairing, or even thoughts on their interactions, but I have quite a bit saved of these two on my computer. Plus I stole a lot of Aaron Eckhart's Harvey for my character Angus. Blonde and buttchin!

Riddler/Scarecrow: Again with the new Batman movie at the time, this time reviving interest in characters that weren't even in the movie! I liked Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow even though he only gets 5 minutes total of screentime in all 3 Nolan movies combined. Because I like girly men with killer cheekbones and kissy lips. I also REALLY enjoyed Jeffrey Comb's voiceover for BTAS Scarecrow. And Frank Gorshin Riddler was also a beloved meme on /co/.

I don't remember what the dynamic even was between these two. I just remember a small imageboard split off from /co/ for just Batman yaoi at the time, and this being a popular ship. Sometimes I wish it could be this easy for me to get into media and enjoy it with random strangers again LOL.

Kaiba/Yami Yugi: I loved Yugioh as a kid. This was one of the most popular ships, so as a kid you're just ecstatic that so much art and writing and fans existed for this one thing. You never starve, even if you don't have especially strong feelings for the food! Kaiba/Yami is still pretty cool to my adult brain though. I love the obsessiveness of Kaiba, and Yami is just an eternal waifu.

Malik/Yami Bakura: You can blame the abridged series for this one! Yaoi bait begets yaoi bait. This falls under the "dumbass x grumpy" archetype that I still enjoy. No especially strong feelings for this one, though I do have more modern headcanons of Malik, Rishid, and Bakura living together in a strange poly-angle. It's just cute!

Sniper/Spy: Ah, TF2chan.. a place where dreams live and die. Sniper, Spy, and Scout were part of the cursed twink trio on that chan. REAL MEN liked MANLY ships like Heavy/Medic, Demo/Soldier, or Soldier/Engie. You're a gay stupid yaoi fangirl if you liked any combination of Sniper/Spy!!! Jokes on them, I liked pretty much every pairing for TF2 back in Tha Day.

TF2 truly was a milestone in the fujo pipeline, from anime twinks to middle-aged slightly more naturalistic twinks to finally burly hyper testosterated manly men. We can blame the SSS twink trio for helping many transition (And I mean that in every way of the word 😜).

I think now I'm just sick of anything TF2. Reminds me too much of assholes and shitfucks! The transition of TF2 from edgy gamer chan culture, to tumblrites, to twitter geeks... eugh. I only care about fearless Scout/Spy allies :)

Superman/Batman: Hey, it's the NaruSasu of superhero ships! I have a lot of these two saved on my hard drive from my /co/ days. Once again, because gay art of these two was posted constantly as a meme. When the "straight dudes" on the edgy imageboard acknowledge the inherent homoeroticism of a pairing, it's validated in the young fujo's eyes. (cuz what girls like is stinky? and what men like is cool and real? lol lots to unpack) Still think this one is cute! I'm not AS invested in this as some people are as an endgame OTP that gets married and love each other ONLY, but it falls under the genki x grumpy archetype that I enjoy. It's a good relationship for Bruce to have and ruin!

Deadpool/Cable: Ah, the final channer-approved pairing. Complete with channer-approved fanart and pornography I still have on my hard drive! I might actually have the most art of them together saved out of all these ships...They had a comic together called Cable and Deadpool. Deadpool flirts with Cable and dreams about putting lotion on Cable's bare back (heh). What's not to like? Still cute, still genki x grumpy! Again, not an invested endgame ship for me right now, but certainly something I'm grateful to have enjoyed and shared with Shane :) Especially having enjoyed this before the Deadpool movie came out, and before all the weird fucked up Waid comics! I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!!!

#shipping #text #hella long posts

[nonsensegnomes]

bestie what are your top nine favorite movies atm

oooh good question <3 well like i said i'm discovering i've covered way more ground in tv over the last few years (which i'm gonna rectify soooooonnnnnn i think, got a lot of exciting recs from that recent tag game!!) so this is pitifully basic, but like in terms of what i'm thinking about Right This Moment:

the hitcher – slightly deranged about this ever since i saw it last week, a movie perfectly tuned to my preferences <3 love love LOVE the main performances & the dreamy atmosphere & the cinematography; just! the americana of it all!! plus there is soooo much to dig into, like the folkloric resonances (i mean the vanishing hitchhiker story HELLO), the gay panic (as in the actual original homophobic meaning) every shot of the first half hour is just LACED with, that scene where he puts the coins over his eyes in the diner.... obsessssssssssed.

the black phone – okay so i watched this last night & it might fade from the faves over the next few days but rn i can't stop Picking at it. genuinely Disturbed me a couple times so 🙈👍 ethan hawke ATE, the little girl playing the sister KILLED it, and my friend pj should've had more screentime so the sets of siblings could parallel each other or something but wcyd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i am a little I Can Fix It about some of its clunkier plot points, but the main conceit of the phone fucked soooooo hard i can forgive it 💖

it 2017 – listen. i have been feeling this rewatch approaching all summer & as soon as i get my grubby hands on a projector (as god intended this movie to be watched <3), august is going to be thee month for it!!! idk it just has a very dear place in my heart 💕 like everyone else i did have a 2019 breakdown despite its many Many flaws, but the first one remains That Bitch w/ the perfect pacing & ending... coming of age film that just happens to have a clown in it babey!! also always going to care about eddie kaspbrak unfortunately 😔

nausicaä of the valley of the wind – my fave ghibli movie!! What Is There To Say. it was the first one i saw before i was aware everyone went insane about like hmc & princess monoke (which i also adore!!), so at first i was just Captivated by the animation genius & the Weirdness & the design of those bugs... it just plucks at something in me, like this is PRECISELY the kind of post-apocalyptic story i can enjoy, like what a coherent & hopeful environmental message that's, well, not subtle but certainly managed with a very deft touch!!!

fight club – sorry for being a film bro :/ anyway go look at this important piece of LGBT history

the death of stalin – love a comedy where everything falls apart around & also due to a bunch flailing back-stabbing incompetent idiots, so of course an armando iannucci joint always hits the spot <3 just SUCH alarming pettiness & cruelty that you have to laugh in the face of it ohhhh my godddddd

southern comfort – okay so kinda cheating with this docu, but it just impacted me sooooooo deeply the first time i saw it & i still go back and rewatch every once in a while. despite how sad it gets at the end, it actually is one of those things that gives me Real hope bc the whole thing is just about love & community & the radical Comfort transness allows you to find in yourself 💕💕💞💖 i would definitely rec it to absolutely everyone, it's only 90 mins & absolutely Life-Changing; i think there was a clip going round here a while ago about how affirming t4t love can be, and imo that just sums up the whole vibe. rest in power robert eads ✊😔

fire walk with me – well this is my favourite movie of all time despite the fact that i can NEVER ever watch it again ✌️ like i am well aware that it is technically kinda all over the place, what with david seeing fit to make the first half hour just "fbi procedural david bowie cameo now THIS character says something ominous & incomprehensible" but also. i Do Not Care bc the next hour + a half made me cry so hard it took me like 5 hrs to watch it; jesus CHRIST she was just a kid who needed someone to reach out and help her!!! laura i would have done so much cocaine with you & kept you alive forever!!!!!! also lynch's weird cryptic storytelling just appeals to me personally bc the way the meaning comes more from the audience's emotional response makes it kinda work on the same level as a folk tale for me, which i loveeeeeeeeeee unpicking; saw a post once about fwwm being structured like the saint's life of a martyr and !!! that is exactly It!

stardust – an all-time favourite, i mean the costumes! the pacing! the fun twists on fantasy tropes! the sheer CAMPINESS of it all!!! the way the plotlines converge in the end WOWED me as a child and to this day every time i watch another fantasy movie i'm like. Well You're Not Stardust Are You :/

& honourable mention to those films always occupying some part of my brain, that i can mouth along with from memory just because they are so comforting to me: tsn, the princess bride, 10 things i hate about you, pride 2014, bend it like beckham, saw (this nearly made the main list but like. too obvious.), the parent trap (1998 version), the karate kid

#hiiii bestie!! sorry i ignored this for a few days! #but i am BACK in good wifi now & Thinking About Movies #asks #americanphysco #also 9 is way too few i'm realising i wanted to put american psycho on here too #but i had to restrain myself bc what i've ACTUALLY been thinking about is the barbie movie version we've made up in our heads 😌 #but fuck it the orig is a fave too put it on the board #personal #long post

[gilgamushroom]

Things I'm excited for in my first TMA relisten

Starting off with the 2019 Livestream. As a treat.

CLOWNING on s1 jon (affectionately)

Mentally assigning an Entity to Every Statement (neat categories make brain go brrr)

Picture everyone with the standard designs actually. First time they Did Not look like that in my head and now I can't imagine them in any other way.

Jonmartin jonmartin jonmartin

Appreciate Sasha even more like a wife sending her off to war :(

Knowing!! Where!! The dots!! Connect!!

Gerard and Jared are different people. I know this now. I am so wise.

Dissecting everything Elias says or does in search for Evil Intentions

Engage with the free will/predetermination theme since the beginning bitch!!!

Differentiating between Jon and Tim and Elias for that first season. Differentiating between Sasha and Not!Sasha (listen English is my second language and my hearing is a dumb bitch as it is and-)

Cherishing Tim more while he lasts :(

REVEL in the fact that EVERYONE is queer. When I first listened I went in with the assumption that everyone was straight and Sasha was gonna be the only woman. 🤡

Tracking The Web's influence at every step. I'm onto you, Anabelle.

Actually understand what's happening in the Unknowing 😌

Knowing Georgie and Jon are exes from the beginning. Peace and love on planet earth <3

Making the introductory statement of every character that will be recurring into a MOVIE. You know what I mean.

Knowing full well that jarchivist beloved is head over heels for Martin in s4 (instead of my original "well... it might not be the case... why do you read everything as gay... i will not be the fool i will not be the fool")

Martin. That's it that's the post.

#tma #the magnus archives #AND THAT'S THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG BABY #finally joining a-mag-a-day wish me luck #gilgamushroom rants

[crypticclownlover]

My Intro!

Just so you guys know i interact from my main blog which is an agere/petre blog @vampire-bat-baby

Therian/otherkin acc: @dustydogpaws

Name: Spencer/Bat

Pronouns: my pronouns are He/it + ask for my neos! (it is very strongly encouraged to be used)

Likes: mcr, slipknot, music, minecraft (NOT DSMP), horror movies, halloween, my little pony, ruby gloom, bluey, creepypasta, FNAF + more!

About me: Hi, I'm Spencer! I’m transgender, gay and use xenogenders! I’m autistic (self dx) and i prefer not to speak (speaking is VERY uncomfortable to me for various reasons).

DNI: KINK, DDLG (+ ANY VARIANTS LIKE MDLB AND SUCH) ABDL/TBDL, 18+ ONLY BLOGS, SH/ED BLOGS, CHRISTIAN BLOGS ( i have religious trauma), HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, GENDER CRITS, HARRY POTTER FANS, DSMP, RACISTS, ENDOGENIC “SYSTEMS”, ANTI-AGERE, ANTI-PETRE, CHIRE/ANTI-CGLRE, PEDOS/MAPS (WHATEVER THR FRICK YALL CALL URSELVES), ZOOPHILES, SEXISTS!!!!!!!!

TAGS UNDER CUT!

#re-honk = reblogs

#bat-talks = me talking

#the-parade = queued posts

#candy the clown = about my clown candy (their name is probaby going to get changed at some point)

#blog intro #introduction #bat-talks #the-parade

[bylertruther]

I know that your post was specifically about people spreading screenshots of nsfw accounts and I don't mean to take away from that of course but it reminds me of a general problem in the Byler tag and it's that people won't stop posting shitty screenshots from other platforms of everything awful. I can't count the number of times I've seen people post not only bad but genuinely offensive and homophobic takes about Will/Byler that are so triggering to see. I get that they're posting this stuff to complain about whoever's doing it, but I don't think people understand that we don't want to see it.

no, you're right and you should say it lol. idk if these people think homophobia is just something that happens on reddit or whatever, but no one—absolutely NO ONE—wants to see violent homophobia in the byler tag?! the byler tag which is literally a gay ship?! a gay ship that has thousands of lgbt fans?! LIKE, HELLO?! post that on your own blog if you want to share it so bad, but why the fuck would you tag that shit? people are trying to escape reality and have fun out here shipping our little gay dudes with the community in what should be a safe space for us all, they do NOT want to be reminded of the horrors outside... like. personally, i KNOW that homophobia exists everywhere in every fucking corner! i know that bigots do not want to see me in real life anywhere and they also don't want to see people like me in fiction! whether it be a song, a movie, a tv show, a video game, etc, it literally doesn't matter, they just do not want us to fucking exist or have any rights. i do Not need the reminder of that when i'm just trying to enjoy my little gay ship on tumblr. like, read the fucking room perhaps? clown shit fr.

#asks #at least twitter lets you mute ppl bc i rmr there was this one person that always wanted to 'debate' these disgusting anons and its like #full offense can you shut the fuck up and get your internet rocks off in literally any other fucking way #and they'd use every single fucking tag known to man blasting that shit in every direction #like just shut the fuck up!!!! stop feeding the trolls and inflicting that shit on gay people!!!!!! #i hate it i HATE it I HATE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT #homophobia is illogical it is irrational you cannot debate with someone who is not coming at you in good faith for the love of FUCK

[theswampghost]

I posted 10,400 times in 2022

That's 3,004 more posts than 2021!

644 posts created (6%)

9,756 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@villalunae

@twizzlerheathen

@pokemonsunandmoonofficial

@pisshandkerchief

@causalityparadoxes

I tagged 2,594 of my posts in 2022

#shut up lulu - 509 posts

#liveblog - 314 posts

#ntn spoilers - 81 posts

#music posting - 58 posts

#tbp - 31 posts

#fav - 30 posts

#the black phone - 28 posts

#mcr - 26 posts

#ask - 21 posts

#harrow the ninth spoilers - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#it’s me boy i’m the ps5 speaking to you inside your brain come with me boy leave the girl we don’t need her come with me play my games we’ll

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

the thing i adore about con o’neill is like. it would be so gd easy to look at izzy and make him just the most flat homophobic villain but instead he said hm. i will make this an insane gay little man who has all the issues in the world. and he was RIGHT

1,127 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

#4

“we want the OLD mcr back!” they said well here you go. here’s old mcr enjoy it motherfuckers

1,517 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#3

can i get some normal content… can i PLEASE get some normal content…..

1,955 notes - Posted July 3, 2022

#2

oh GOD he was THIRTEEN he needed HELP with his MATH HOMEWORK because the teacher talked too FAST for him and he was getting into FIGHTS but he was protecting his BEST FRIEND from BULLIES and he liked HORROR MOVIES and HE NEVER GOT HELP WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK

3,592 notes - Posted July 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

max, half a month into the trip to visit his brother, getting up at 2 am for a glass of water only to find his brother sitting shirtless in the kitchen, wearing a clown mask, holding a belt, and staring at the closed basement door

5,239 notes - Posted July 3, 2022

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