#or pizza

[yuri-is-online]

Hi hi so can we have an expansion of middle school Floyd completely being his unfiltered self around yuu (maybe even octotrio going like "Oh please don't believe that merculture is like this" because middle school Floyd is embarrassing them in front of their crush) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Hmmm

So Floyd says morays are cowards right, but my experiences with little kids tell me that they don't always have the best sense of self-preservation. I picture little Floyd as one of those kids on crack. He thinks this human is cute! Especially because they don't have the sense to be afraid of him at all and are calling him cute, that's real funny. What if he just takes a big chomp outta ya, will you still think he's cute? As for the embarrassment, well...

Azul

It comes from how blunt little Floyd is.

He's got even less patience for Azul's plans than big Floyd does, and the complete inability to see the value of waiting for the pay off. He's actively getting angry at him and throwing temper tantrums every time Azul tries to smooth things over with Yuu.

"No you can't get the ability to breathe underwater from kissing a mermaid Floyd is making that up. And no not all merfolk are obsessed with legs that's just a him thing-"

"Nah Azul really likes your legs and pretty much everything you do with them!" Little Floyd is loud enough that other people than just you are looking at him in confusion (Azul is convinced it is overwhelming judgment) because he's choking on a mixture of spit and air because how did he pick up on that already?!? Azul thinks he's so subtle when he admires you, he's got to be so you don't think he's weird.

He can't wait for this to be over, he can handle being made fun of by the twins now since they've got a good rapport and he can give as good as he gets but little Floyd is like a sea otter with a clam, he just won't let this go because he thinks octopus courtship is boring and he's not above saying that. Outloud. In front of you.

Jade

It's from how willing he is to throw Jade under the bus.

Floyd knows Jade pretty well, even if it's a younger version of him so he knows just how down bad stupid Jade is within 15 seconds and he is determined to "help."

Said help is mostly just humming a very specific song while swimming around you in circles and doing little tricks to "set the mood." Or asking you what you think about Jade when he thinks he's out of earshot, something he's never once been since little Floyd got summoned.

He thought this would be fun, Floyd is always so delightfully unpredictable and now there's two of him! But instead of bothering Azul he's decided to torture Jade and ruin his carefully cultivated image instead. He sort of gets why Azul was so determined to get rid of all his childhood photos now, you're never going to look at him the same after this.

When his efforts don't work because Jade is too much of a coward little Floyd starts just telling you a bunch of stuff they got up to as kids in an effort to embarras him. It clearly works from how quick Jade is to shove him to the side but you're polite enough to keep the laughter to a minimum. For the most part

Floyd

It comes from how much of a coward he is.

Floyd is waiting for the right time to speak with you, when he's extra sure that you feel the same as he does. When he knows you'll accept everything he wants to give you and more.

But no. Little him has to say everything that comes into his mind. "Are your legs soft? Why are you leaking seawater? Do all humans really only have ten toes and can I count them-"

If you find this funny, I think it might depress him somewhat. He wants you to see all the ways he's smart and not brush him off as an unserious joke. If you think it's cute, well that's a mix of emotions. He doesn't want you to see him as cute now, but it's ok if you find morays cute, and even nicer if you find baby morays cute. That thought alone perks him up.

Until little Floyd starts telling Yuu he thinks they're cute. Then he gets possessive and starts competing with himself like a looser. Probably by picking Yuu up and carrying them away since his legs are longer and he can get away faster.

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #I'm writing this on my phone so apologies if there's any typos #I'm thinking about getting soup #or pizza #... probably just gonna have some cereal though

[mortiskiller]

An audio-inspired and about @ihatemakingusernames.

Your dominant female feeder starts to change, softening, growing, and gaining. Enjoy a bit of fit to fat audio!

#hi babe #you are beautiful as you are #but more tacos #and cobbler #or pizza #fat #male bhm #weight gain #male feedee #feederism kink #male feeder #belly play #fat belly #fatty #fat bhm #fat gut #fat moobs #fat rolls #fatboy #gaining weight #female feeder #female feedee #fa #ffa #mutual gainer #mutual gaining

[black-rose-irl]

Inside of you, there are two wolves.

One is the child yelling "McDonnalds, McDonnalds!"

The other is the adult that has to say "We have food at home."

#irl stuff #having one of those days #or well #i'm hungry and the food at home is not cooked #it's actually kfc not mcd's #because there is a kfc by my tram stop #or pizza #whatever #takeout #hungry brain want fastfood

[technicolorxsn]

damn I'm hungry

#pasta....... #or pizza #heh #oooh or fried rice #want food so bad #chips also sound good

[catboybulge]

Wait, are there ANY anime boys eating cheeseburgers or..??

#tag me please #or pizza

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

A trans person is in need of your financial help

My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help

If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal ([email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe

Edit 2

Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!

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Please follow this link to understand what and why

#queer #keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit #fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy #I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza #10k #20k #30 #40k

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

#ides of march #beware the ides of march #ceasar #little ceasars #little ceasars pizza #mascot #cake decorating #birthday cake #happy ides of march #pizza pizza #spear #stabby #storytime #pizza #pizza cake #chocolate cake #i hate my job #working in food service #julius caesar #little ceasars guy #little ceasars mascot #little ceasar #hail caesar #food #understood the assignment

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#pizza #food #pizza toppings #polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #questions #polls about food

[one-time-i-dreamt]

#not a dream #pizza #taiwan #food #briam hioe #april fools #april fool's day

[riveranova]

Hello

I'd be taking your order today

What kind of bread would you like for the sandwich?

(Hi you probably dont know me but I'm glad you're back and healthy! I'm glad you can join us all again :D)

I think we need to establish what kind of sandwich we're talking about. AND what is considered a sandwich.

If anything could be a sandwich, I'd like two pizzas squished together, please. 😌

But if we're boring, baguette is fine too.

(Thank you so much 🩵 I realized how much I missed this.)

#i want a sandwich now #or pizza #or both #both is great #riveranova

[connordraws]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

#comic #comics #pizza

[snoobless]

Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

#none pizza with left beef

[androidboy]

i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute. but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo

#that pizza post lives in my brain and it’s all i could think of when she did this

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #food #recipes #pizza

[mysharona1987]

#Andrew tate #greta thunberg #twitter #news #qanon #pizza

[chloesimaginationthings]

At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #matpat #game theory #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #ness fnaf #freddy fazzbears pizza #freddy fazbear #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I wasn’t planning on drawing a YouTuber again for awhile #but this was a special occasion #I can’t believe Matpat never solved fnaf #he lives on in the fnaf universe though as Ness #Mike wants to argue with him so bad but can’t disprove him either #Abby understood all of it BAHA #she’d keep up with the theories that guy lays down #Tysm Matpat for all your crazy theories 💚