#pathologist fanart

[kaguman]

Forensic Medical Examiner

#ForensicMedicalExaminer #art #art style #art tag #artists on tumblr #artistsoninstagram #character art #creature #illustration #demon #monster boy #medical art #Forensic Medical Examiner #pathologist #pathologistart #pathologist art #pathologist fanart #art stuff #digital art #monster art #original art #fan art

[liusia-piu]

Modern hospital AU

Julian is a paediatrician who is forced to adhere to the stupit dress code

At the beginning of his career, all children would have been terrified of him, but now he sticks them with plasters of kittys and wears beaded bracelets that children give him

#Just recently I wrote that Julian in a plain shirt is a disgrace #and now I'm drawing him in a plain boring shirt #but the tie has ducks on it #Julian goes for coffee with a creepy pathologist whose language only he seems to understand #the arcana fandom #the arcana #the arcana julian #the arcana ilya #the arcana headcanons #the arcana julian devorak #julian devorak #the arcane game #the arcana fanart #the arcana art #the arcana valdemar #art #sketch #artists on tumblr #арткозацтво #digital aritst #digital drawing #fanart #the arcana hospital au

[fishlesh]

"Good person can be easily recognized by how clumsily he does meanness"

Порядочного человека можно легко узнать по тому, как неуклюже он делает подлости

Yes, I'm with my oc again, because in fact I draw them much more than fanarts (but fanarts will still be there too)

Hans Stehr and Ute Krautz

Ute is an SS agent, a scientist and the embodiment of lies (about this later), Hans is a pathologist working in the SS. Acquaintances from Stern's university days, they are best friends who have many similar habits.

Despite her mind, Ute is very hyperactive, while Hans partially suppresses her excessive chaotic energy with his presence. Also, most likely they cohabit

Tumbler does not allow to post two videos, so I combined their voice hedcanons into one

One of the last art with them, in fact, they are a more silly duo than they seem

I really don't know how interesting it would be for you to find out something about my characters because I originally came here as a reichblr artist, but I just don't want to draw my characters just for myself

#oc #oc artwork #original character #digital art #original art #oc art

[3nigm4art]

MI6 Cafe Creators Tag Game

(Thank you for tagging me, @spiritofcamelot!)

We’d love for people to keep getting to know each other after this year’s 007 Fest, so we’re starting this tag game!

Rules: Answer the questions, then tag 3 new people to complete this. Also, tag the person who tagged you and @mi6-cafe so we can reblog your response.

Note that when we say ‘fanwork’ in the questions below, that could mean a fanfic, gif, fanart, headcanon, cosplay, crocheted work---any kind of fancreation counts!

1. What work of yours challenged you when you were creating it?  

To some degree, everything I did has presented itself as challenging, one way or another. Mostly because a) I refuse to turn in sub-par work, and b) everything I knew was going to be easy had to be made more difficult by adding some challenge to it.

For example, I challenged myself to write “The Q With The Dragon Tattwo” within 24 hours. No one told me to do it, but I churned out the 2,710 words anyway.

And everything becomes challenging when you are stupid and ambitious. “No one has done that before? WELL, I’M GONNA DO IT.”

Which often results in dumb ideas being turned into even dumber things. Like “The Bidding” fanvid.

“Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” -Tony Stark

2. What is a fanwork you’ve seen which gave you a new headcanon about a character?    

Honestly, I don’t really headcanon things. Even if I do, I don’t follow them.

My headcanons are not necessarily inspired by fanworks, but more often than not they are just random crap that floats in my mind. (I mean, have you seen my headcanons?)

3. Is there a fanwork that you really want to make, but you haven’t started yet?

There are so many.

There’s a long fic, currently titled “Everywhere at The End of Time”, and the reason why it’s not completed is that it’s the fic that’s not supposed to fuck up. I’d rather take my sweet time about it than rush it and produce a product I am not satisfied with.

I wanted to make this paper theatre thing with Q in Q-branch during Skyfall. That project is currently in limbo. Not that it’s not started, but rather I have come to the conclusion that I can’t do it with my current abilities.

As well as other smaller things, let’s see... Pathologist AU, mage! Q and knight! Bond and other secret projects.

4. What fanwork of yours surprised you, and how? 

“If You Have The Time, Would You Come by And See me?” was one that got increasingly complicated as time went on.

It was inspired by a song called 漠河舞廳 by 柳爽. And the story behind that song was that was an old man who stood in front of what used to be a nightclub. It caught on fire one night in 1980 and his wife died in the fire.

“如果有時間 你會來看一看我吧” was the first line of the song, meaning “if you have the time, would you come by and see me”. And the song expresses survivor’s guilt of the man, and how time has been unforgiving to him, living alone all these years.

Yeah...It’s a hell of a song.

It was surprising because the giffing process was FUCKING HARD. I had to compress it again and again and IT WAS STILL OVER 9MB LIKE WTF.

But ultimately I am pleased with the results.

5. What themes/styles/subjects are common across many of your fanworks? 

Q, blue and sad shit

6. What other fandoms do you create for, if any?

I used to do stuff for Evangelion and Trigun before Bond completely took over.

I did some stuff for The Batman when it came out.

Just did some stuff for The Sandman too.

But believe me, my interests are much, much broader than this. 

7. Is there an artist that you like to listen to while you create? Or one whose work always inspires you?

Again, there are so many.

Legit, if I have a mood and tone I’m aiming for a piece, I have a playlist of 5-8 songs on it. So I’m not gonna rec them all because it would be impossible. And I listen to anything and everything.

FINE FINE I’LL REC STUFF

King Gnu and Radwimps are two of my favourite Japanese bands. King Gnu’s “Chameleon” and “Prayer X” are great. Radwimps’s “Picnic” is one I often find myself mindlessly singing to.

Recently got into Saint Motel, Muse, Mother Mother, The Strokes, Mitski and others.

If we are talking about art... It’s also a long ass list of Twitter handles .

Chinese artists: Amuiiart, RDJlock, Chain_HN, woyaoCharlie, fromchive, sayhanawork, RuiRiell

Japanese artists: akagawa_sagan, rui4444, fyfyfy1000, 2964_KO, shokuen, sotanami, asmk_gengaten, toboso_official

Others: Kilgaaaaaara, _haga_nom, sundayjorge, KimJungGiUS, zcb1346, _elibaum, viv_tanner, davaja, chipkidd, TotinoTedesco

And many, many more. You can check by looking at who I’m following.

8. Share a fanwork that you’ve found yourself thinking about weeks after reading/seeing it.

I’m gonna share the one that I have consistently been thinking about for years.

Andddd... I can’t find it. I think the post is gone.

Welp I’ll just have to share another one

This is a Victorian AU 00Q fan art, but the title was “Skyfall Revisited”, a clear reference to Brideshead Revisited.

It’s just really good.

9. Finally, share where you post your works! 

Twitter: 3NIGM4_4RT

AO3: 3NIGM4

Youtube: 3NIGM4

So I’ll tag: @emiliasilverova @bluebellofbakerstreet @silverbrume

#tag games #mi6cafe #sorry for the long post

[gabrielsellesty]

EIRIC MACASGAIL

oc

Council pathologist x3 close friend to Abelone and Grayson.

#arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane fanart #art #arcane netflix #drawing #arcane fanfic #sketch #oc #oc arcane #coworker #pathologist #council

[jaxyza]

I’ve always fancied that Ryou Bakura would become a speech pathologist

#ryou bakura #bakura ryou #yu gi oh #Yu-Gi-Oh #yugioh #fanart #artbyjax #art by jax #speech pathologist #AU

[sherlolly-fan-art]

Opening lines...

So I posted this to the wrong blog, obviously, but lots of these fics have fanart so imma go ahead and add the art (some of it artfully cropped). Since only 10 images are allowed per post, this will be a two parter!

Guidelines: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all.) Choose your favourite opening line, tag some friends.

Here are the opening lines from my top 20 Sherlolly fics by kudos (because why not?)

1. Life Interrupted (no art, bummer): By the time 22-year-old Molly Eleanora Hooper realized she was pregnant, it was too late to do anything about it.

2. Arranged (no art for this one either, double bummer!): “This is an incredible waste of time.” [Sherlock speaking to John]

3. The Side of the Angels: His wings were black, edged with silver that glowed faintly even in the brightest sunlight, matching the silver sigils etched into his skin, the scripture he’d elected to carve into his flesh in one of his few concessions to the traditions of his kind.

Art created for my story by @sempaiko, @noisymouse, @bkst-tutu1b, and @sherlolly29

4. The Fire In Which We Burn: The dream is always of fire, the nightmare that jolts her awake at least once every few months, starting at the onset of puberty.

Both pieces by @sempaiko

5. First Night: “Your majesty, where are you going?” [John, speaking to Sherlock]

Art by @sempaiko and I had to crop the hell out of it, but hopefully you get the gist!

6. A Question of Honour: Captain Sherlock Holmes, officer in His Majesty's Army, swung wearily down from the saddle before handing the horse off to the private waiting to assist him.

7. Torn: Christmas Eve, 2011. Sherlock and John’s flat, 221B Baker Street. A Christmas party, to which Molly Hooper, St. Bart’s youngest staff Pathologist, had been invited. [Just the one sentence seemed a bit anticlimactic so I included the first paragraph instead]

"Cover" by @mel-loves-all

8. The Ruination of Miss Molly Hooper (no art): “Sherlock, your mother and I have decided it is time for you to take a wife.” [Sherlock's father, Tarquin]

9. Parva Victoriis (Little Victories): Mariana Tullia Hortensius [Molly] had never bought a slave before, that duty having always fallen to her parents while they still lived.

Art by @sempaiko and @flavialikestodraw, "cover" by @mel-loves-all

#sherlolly fanart #multiple artists

[babesonly]

31, 48 :)

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!

fuck okay this might be long because i cant shut up about things!

first off hannibal is. good. thinking about it VERY much lately it is my new brainworm i think the bad men should kiss and also i want to see hannibal cry and thinking about hannibal and will too long makes me scream. last night i had a breakdown talking to my friend who has never seen hannibal telling him about how molly deserved better because she DID!!! stan alana and margot i hope they're having a great time with their son wherever they are ❤

im very into true crime but i am not a freak about it i just really like learning about cases i watch a ton of documentaries and i have a few true crime novels and watch a couple of the true crime youtubers and i really like unsolved cases i like learning about all the different theories out there!! also helpful to what career i want because i want to be a forensic pathologist

i also really like horror!!!! i have a lot of very strong opinions on horror i wont get into here because god it would be a lot!!!! but ive always loved horror i started watching horror movies definitely way too young and horror has been a lifelong interest of mine and ive been wanting to get into horror novels lately so if anyone knows any good horror writers (NOT stephen king) please please lmk

assorted other things i like are cross stitching, writing, makeup, and my clown dolls!!

48. Talk about how your day went

been a pretty chill good day overall!! nothing super eventful i made lemon bars and they came out good, texted my girlfriend a lot, talked to gawain about hannibal and why hes stupid, hung out with my mom and baby brother for a little bit!! low point of my day was like an hour ago when i saw h*nnibal mpr*g fanart and it made me cry did not like seeing that! but other than that ive had a good day

#tysm 🥰🥰 #sorry that was a LOT i like to talk about things i like #ask

[rustedlaurels]

Just getting that first post out of the way by rambling a little, lol.

So, proper second blog for the self-indulgent shit that doesn’t mesh TOO well with my usual steadfast-fandom-archivist persona. Not that anybody would be surprised, mind you, but I figure there’s a difference between enjoying my mildly whump-focused analyses and original writing and like,,, full-blown h/c shit on main.

So. Who am I? You can call me Laurel (or whatever other abbreviation you can find I guess) or Guardy (they/them or he/him). I’m 24 years old as of now, I’m neither American nor British, I am queer as heck, and I’m into way too many old and obscure fandoms, fml. I also enjoy breaking fictional characters and then putting them back together for extra sappy happy endings.

I’m here for character analyses and headcanons, especially of the hurt/comfort-y persuasion, along with potential fanart, almost certainly writing (with some of it being original work instead of fic), hopefully gif sets, and many interesting fandoms you may never have heard of.

This is very much a multifandom blog, but if you like ONE thing I’m into, you may want to stick around for the others - there’s a pattern there. I like my fandoms a hint old-fashioned and reasonably light-hearted, with characters that are just a little... cracked.

Some stuff you may find here includes:

Hornblower:  1940′s/50′s books and an excellent late 90′s/early 00′s miniseries (... mainly the miniseries) featuring Ioan Gruffudd. (favorite whumpee: all of them minus poor Archie, but really more interested in emotional H/C; canon supplies enough physical whump to last a lifetime, lol) (ships: hornblower and/or bush and/or archie and/or côtard in any and all configurations)

Due South: 1990′s series about a Mountie in Chicago. (favorite whumpee: Fraser) (ships: ... I don’t really care as long as it’s not het)

Forever: A series about an immortal pathologist who ends up naked in rivers a lot, yes really. Featuring more Ioan Gruffudd. (favorite whumpee: Henry) (ships: none, really.)

White Collar: 2009-2014; series about a con artist working for the FBI. (favorite whumpee: Neal) (ships: low-key Neal/Peter/(Elizabeth, either as OT3 or with her being okay with it), but not necessarily romantically and/or sexually? Love of Some Kind, basically)

Star Trek (VOY/DS9/DSC mainly): ... you know what Trek is, I hope. (favorite whumpee: right now? Probably Bashir. Also Captain Janeway, though I normally feel decidedly iffy about femwhump). (Ships: Garak/Bashir) (EDIT: OHSHIT also ENT. Archer and Reed, both for the whumps and the ships)

Emergency!: 1970′s medical drama about two firemen/paramedics. Very, very interesting despite my usual dislike for medical dramas. (favorite whumpee: Johnny) (ships: ... idk? ideally none, except for queerplatonic Johnny/Roy if you wanna count that)

Assassin’s Creed 2: video game, but you knew that; also there’s a short film for that one called “Lineage”, which is one of my favorite pieces of media. (Favorite whumpee: Giovanni Auditore; yes, really.) (ships: Gio/Lorenzo is my problematic fave. Also Ezio/Leo because obviously.)

Rivers of London: book series; wizards in modern-day london. Imagine the Dresden Files but less grimdark. (favorite whumpee: Nightingale) (ship: Peter/Nightingale)

... aaand many many more, including my own, original projects.

#laureltalks

[ao3feed-johnharrison]

By Force, Cunning and Magic

by MizJoely

“The barriers between realities are coming down!”

With a bored expression, Sherlock glanced over at the other version of himself that had just materialized in his flat. “According to you, the barriers between realities are always coming down,” he sneered. Waving a dismissive hand, he turned away. “It’s your job to fix that, Stephen, nothing to do with me.”

“Even if a certain pathologist has been kidnapped by a dragon intent on taking her for his mate?”

Words: 2088, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 14 of Sherlolly Bits and Bobs

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes, Khan Noonien Singh | John Harrison, Stephen Strange, Smaug (Tolkien)

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Molly Hooper/Khan Noonien Singh | John Harrison, Molly Hooper/Stephen Strange, Molly Hooper/Smaug (Tolkien)

Additional Tags: Crack, I mean serious crack - as if the author was on crack for writing this, Sherlolly - Freeform, khanolly, Strangeolly - Freeform, strangelolly, Smaugolly

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/18696331 via AO3 works tagged 'Khan Noonien Singh | John Harrison' but also contain the tag Sherlock (TV). http://archiveofourown.org/works/18696331

Remember to check out the John Harrison fanworks community on livejournal and dreamwidth. Follow ao3feed-johnharrison for all your John Harrison needs including fanfic involving the character in any pairing, crossovers, fanart and links.

#ao3feed #treklock #john harrison #sherlock #nutrek #stid #stxii #star trek into darkness #khan #sher

[averycoleman]

Still celebrating the hard work of the Blubber Busters team! Did some fanart of our Robo Pathologist: Salt. She loves horrible things that grow in space whales!

#blubber busters #tharbemonsters #robot #girl #drawing #Fanart

[pikapeppa]

Yet Another Nosy Fun Questions Meme Thing

Bahahaha I got tagged AGAIN for this by @horizonfan12​! I’m not complaining by any means, I’m just sitting here wishing i could bookmark tags somehow in Tumblr so you guys don’t think I’m shunning you if I forget to respond right away 😅 ❤️

1. What do you do? Speech-Language Pathologist. I work at hospitals with adults. I help adults who can’t swallow or talk/read/understand to do those things good. 

2. Is there a hobby you really wish to do but still can’t do? DRAW. OMFG  YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I WISH I COULD PROPERLY DRAW. 

3. Favorite video game and why? Horizon Zero Dawn. There are so many reasons, god damn... Let’s go with this: the trailer showed a tribal-looking girl taking down a robot dinosaur with a bow and arrow. I’m like, “what nonsense is this?” And then you play the game and EVERYTHING MAKES FUCKING SENSE. AND EVERY DAMN CHARACTER, EVEN THE ONES YOU HATE, ARE PERFECT AND AMAZING. And also the moral of the story is chilling and on-point and so very relevant.

4. What consumes your mind? What do you think about most often? See here. 

5. What’s behind your tumblr username? Pickapeppa is a Jamaican sauce (my mom and her family were born in Jamaica). I changed the first part to “pika” because of Pikachu. 

6. What draws you to a character? See here. 

7. What is the scariest thing you’ve ever done? See here.

8. What is something most people don’t know about you? See here.

9. What do you think about horror movies? Hahaha. Hahahahahahaahaaaa. I’m terrible about them. I watched a ton of them in high school and then I think I got over-sensitized to them to the point that I need to be accompanied to the shower after watching one for fear of being massacred in the shower. And yet I still sometimes request to watch them because I hate myself, apparently? My fiancé loves this, I assure you.

10. Do you have a preference over a male or female protagonist? Hmmm... not really. But in games where you’re given a choice, I always pick female. 

11. How long have you been on Tumblr? And what was your inspiration in starting your page? I’ve been on Tumblr since... uhh... vaguely maybe May 2017? So like... 9 months? I started the page because I started writing fanfic and wanted to promote my stuff, to be totally honest. I still use it for that, but the main reasons I love Tumblr are 1) the fanart - great place to find fanart! - but more importantly 2) THE COMMUNITY. I’ve made or found so many lovely friends through Tumblr and I appreciate every one of you who has reached out to me. Genuinely and truly. A few worthy mentions: @littlesnowarrow​ @vythika96​ @sun-bae​ @hellarcanine​ @makocartwheels​ @vgtravlr​ @sarakat5502​ @erendandaloy​ @jadefyre​ AND I’M PROBABLY FORGETTING SOME OF YOU FOR WHICH I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE, BUT I PROMISE, YOU ALL MAKE MY DAY. 

#ask me anything #ask meme #personal #love you awesome nerds

[escailyyy]

Sweeter than fiction (SherlollyFicExchange2017 @darnedchild)

Mary would be the first one to admit that motherhood softened her embarrassment threshold, that was one explanation for it, domesticity had apparently made it mentally acceptable for Mary to indulge in the hobbies of middle aged housewives that Sherlock would roll his eyes on. (Joining the ranks of the type of women that made fifty shades of Grey a best seller) so she couldn’t exactly share her new hobby with him.

So when Molly Hooper caught Mary reading something called ‘Warstan gets Naughty’ by username: WhatzonDkink, Mary not only was way too eager to talk about her latest obsession but also had no shame in admitting it was an obsession. Sherlock probably would have expected more from Mary! She blamed this on Rosie, if as a woman she no longer had an issue with having baby vomit on her shirt when she went grocery shopping, then obviously she wouldn’t have it with sharing her smut preferences with a friend during girls night either.

“Let me get this straight, people write about you and John, just because they saw you on the telly and mentioned in John’s blog” Molly hummed over her second glass of wine “they write about you the way people write about Clara Oswald and the Doctor, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley kind of thing?”

“Like Posh Spice and David Beckham” Mary nodded “I found this site dedicated to real people fanfiction it’s quite big, there’s a section for royalty, politicians, sports players, celebrities and crime fighters, people consider us the second best pairing in that category, they write all sort of thing featuring John and me” she grinned proudly while Molly giggled

“Let me see” Molly peered at Mary’s tablet while reading out loud “ this one is called "Make me scream” by username Bby8R2D2, John Watson comes home from a day chasing a serial killer to find his wife wants to leave him, unless he can prove to her why he was nicknamed 'Three continent Watson’ ….“ Molly burst out laughing opening the link and skimming over it "Mary I’m not sure paragraph five is anatomically possible”

Mary nodded scrolling down “just wait, paragraph ten defies the laws of physics and some of chemistry’s” feeling emboldened Mary opened another file and pushed it into Molly’s eyes “this one is a particular favorite of mine”

The fan fiction was called “Duty to Love” by LaD-GG-romnuv,and Molly read out loud “ An: I wrote this while sleep deprived working through rocket science and assembling an IKEA bedroom set, John Watson is Captain America and Mary Morstan is Black Widow having a hot affair, their love will be put to test when John has to choose between his love for Mary and his duty to Rehabilitated Winter Soldier Sherlock Holmes” Molly perked up with interest opening the first chapter and reading through “wow this is…this isn’t bad, you’re..very in character, oh look I’m in here too… Molly Carter-Hooper agent 221” this brought a smile to Molly’s face, then she let out another gasp “Oh John how could you!…Mary, you know him better than this….No, Sherlock, that’s a bastard move”

“I know right, the writer hasn’t updated in ages” Mary groaned putting her hands to her face “I have half a mind to track down their IP and ask them if I John will ever see me again now that he joined the group fighting Lokiriarty in Asgard and I am single-handedly heading S.H.I.E.L.D” she also didn’t mention that special Agent 221 and the Winter Soldier were also having awkwardly adorable encounters as a ‘side pairing’ and that she wanted to know how it ended, but that was neither here nor there.

“Aaaand thanks for the spoilers” Molly glared at Mary who shamelessly raised her glass, surreptitiously closing the link

“Some people write things that you wouldn’t believe in the NSFW rating…let’s just say I’ll spare you the details of 'Watson Gang bang’ and 'Blood kink Mary’ because you’re not ready for that type of darkness”

“ what? Really?” Molly’s finger hovered over the rating button but Mary stopped her with a glare

“Yes, really, but back to my favorites, there’s an angsty one that’s very on demand recently. "Bone Marrow,” I think, apparently John met me as a patient, we had a collection of one night stands turned dates and now I only have weeks to live because the writer of that fanfiction is a sadistic ass"

“Do you end up together though?”

“I have no idea!” Mary groaned “ I swear Nick Sparks could use a tip or two from the hyperactive teenage girl that’s writing about my imaginary terminal illness”

Molly snorted patting her hand “speaking about angst, does John know about this?” She motioned to Mary’s tablet

Mary rolled her eyes and shook her head “He doesn’t want to hear about our fictional sex life, apparently it’s not fair that his fan fiction persona is better stud than he is, and a better doctor, actor, polo player, international pilot, astronaut” Mary ticked off her fingers “You don’t see me complaining about the superhuman professional skills that those fans give me” “That’s actually kinda…sweet, if a little disturbing” Molly settled in comfortably in her lounge seat while she ordered another round of margaritas when once again Mary’s tablet beeped with a notification

“Hey Mary what’s "Sherlolly finally does it” about? It’s by username Sherlicks-lollies and it looks promising….“ but Mary had already grabbed the tablet out of Molly’s hands

"Yeah no you can’t read that, nope not at all” Mary as a rule never looked nervous unless she wanted people to think she was nervous, but the face she made at the very mention of that fan fiction was…actually the same face Mary made whenever something unexpected happened to Rosie’s nappy

“Mary” Molly eyed her tablet suspiciously “what is in there?”

“Nothing, just more tawdry things about me and John….if you’ll excuse me I need to leave a proper commentary review on this work of art” her face was turning a bit red and as far as Molly was concerned, Mary’s face had just passed dirty-nappy territory straight into buying-condoms-for-Mrs Hudson level of uncomfortable.

“You do know that I also have Google on my phone don’t you?” The tiny pathologist said in a threatening tone taking out her serviceable smartphone and waving it in front of Mary’s face

“You wouldn’t dare” her friend replied as nonchalantly as someone hiding smutty fan fiction could

“Google it is”

“Molls you’re not ready for the world of RPF, trust me”

But Molly Hooper was a brave soul, a brave, intrepid and possibly drunk soul who was capable of sawing through the rib cage of a dead body without batting an eyelash and also once gone on a date with Moriarty, she hung out with Sherlock! and somewhere, one day if she ever needed to change jobs, those things were going to be stamped in her CV under 'work experience’. So she wasn’t afraid of fan fiction.

Or so she thought “You don’t intimidate me Mary Watson” Molly whispered ominously

Finally as if hit by a very mischievous idea Mary’s face did a 180 and a rather creepy smirk graced her face “Fine, Google the word Sherlolly, go ahead Hooper, I dare you, I’ll let you read this if you do” And so Molly did.

Mary who was now shamelessly enjoying herself again covertly turned on her tablet’s camera and carefully took pictures of the progression of emotions crossing Molly’s face, shock, disbelief, despair, embarrassment, flattery, embarrassment again, and finally plain mortification.“Mary I’m in the dictionary”

“I know”

“Sherlock and me…we’re in the bloody Oxford dictionary”

“Next to the definition of Shipping, yes” Mary passed Molly another margarita in mock sympathy “Oxford, but only the updated version, nobody over twenty reads the updated version anyway”

“Sherlock and Molly” More disbelief “Sherlolly…”

“I warned you” Mary nodded, then since she might as well rip off the band aid completely she added “there’s fanart too”

The horror dawned “People draw…people draw Sherlock and me together”

“And they’re quite talented at it too, all sort of situations, oh don’t look so terrified Molly, the fan-art isn’t that bad, the fandom thinks you’re both Kawai or something, not all of what they draw is porn”

Molly cursed something so colorful it made Mary feel proud “tell me Sherlock doesn’t know”

“Oh he knows it exists, he probably just hasn’t thought about it very deeply” Mary shrugged “Like Greg’s name, fan fiction is probably not relevant enough for his nibs”

“And thank God for his little mercies” Molly hissed “Someone drew us sailing with the Queen!”

“must be a new member, usually your shippers are more into drawing the insides of St Bart’s or imagining what your flat looks like” Mary was enjoying herself Furthermore she wanted Molly Hooper to enjoy herself so she tried a new approach “hey don’t be so shocked, the shippers love you, they buy any science magazine you’re mentioned in, it’s not all about Sherlock for them”

“They like an imaginary version of us” Molly was not appeased

“And we liked the airbrushed versions of Prince Charles and Princess Diana when they were a thing so I don’t see how it’s any different, cheer up Missus Pathologist” Mary encouraged in her best 'mom’ voice trying her best to make her friend see the bright side “Carpe Diem and all that”

And that’s how Molly Hooper discovered the world of Real Person Fanfiction, at first Molly was reluctant to see the website again, after all any sane person would be a bit miffed if they found out that other people played around with the details of their life like grown children with action figures. But curiosity won out, the next time she felt bored in the tube she pulled out her phone and decided to give them the benefit of the doubt.Soon she came to realize that the so called shippers were not really malicious or ill intentioned. In fact, most of them had in one way or another become interested in her romantic life because they’ve been previously impressed with something during the course of her career and looked her up online.It was somewhat ridiculous, these people knew nothing about her life (or so she thought) but apparently, they decided over the course of who-knows-how-long-this-had-been-going-on that she and Sherlock Holmes were either going to make a good couple or were already a good couple behind the scenes.

Anderson’s crazy conspiracy group had probably only proved these people right when Sherlock was gone and….. Oh damn, it got worse.

There were fanfics about that too. (Username ‘Notr3a11yAnderson’ wasn’t even subtle when it earned the website’s award for reviewer of the month)

“How many variations of Sherlock snogging me after falling from the rooftop can exist?” Molly muttered to herself glaring a bit at her phone, a quick refinement in the ‘advance searching’ gave her an answer that had her cursing again.

Ten million? Really?.

But Molly couldn’t find it in herself to hate them, when her mortification died out over the weekend amusement replaced it, after all, if she was allowed to silently wish Mycroft and Anthea would snog already, then why judge the shippers for romanticizing her extremely ordinary life in their heads. Mary was probably right in taking a relaxed approach.Outrage would serve her for naught, it wasn’t as if these people were like Kitty Riley or her ilk, fan fiction was still considered a widely taboo hobby in most places and the so called 'shippers’ didn’t seem to be doing it for personal profit. To these perfect strangers imagining her and Sherlock together was just…fun, so they kept doing it.

A phone call from Mike interrupted her musings and when she went back to her phone like most Internet browsers hers allowed a pop-up ad on the fanfiction website latest updates to blink on her phone screen.“Sherlolly Saves the endangered Koalas” Molly hummed reading through one of the fanfics suggested by the pop up, apparently the Sherlolly shippers were very dedicated fans, of course there were other suggestions, an N-sync fan fiction that featured the band’s most popular members getting together and someone wrote Tiger Woods and Serena Williams having a super powerful tennis playing golfer baby. Mary and John were popular too with a multitude of different scenarios straight out of a Hospital Soap being the favored fanfic inspiration. Molly bookmarked the one marked as a ‘Letters of love in Afghanistan’ because it sounded like something she wouldn’t mind reading, even if the author’s bio made Molly think he really needed a hug.

But the fanfiction about the endangered Koalas taunted Molly again, it wouldn’t hurt to click it just once.

How bad could something tagged #fluffy-super-fluffy be? The summary promised two people in a Koala rescue, really it wasn’t as if she’d be reading anything rated NSFW. The tube wasn’t going to get any faster and she was curious.

One click became another, then another and before she knew it Molly was making BogusRPFwebsite.notcom part of her daily routine in the tube and slowly started replacing her paperback novels during her relaxing time. Sometimes she could even ‘deduce’ who the writers of certain stories were but she tried not to, things might get weird in real life if they turned out to be people close to her (She was pretty sure leg-in-a-cast Polly Turner and Nurse Roberts from upstairs were writing that collab, where Sherlock and Molly had a host of quintuplets and labor, was a sneeze for Molly’s vagina).

Also, the more she read, the more questions she had, like:

Why were her first borns always either girls or twins most of the time? Were the authors aware that little boys made cute fantasy babies too?.

What was the obsession with Sherlock’s hair? I mean yes Molly knew that his curls were unusually perfect and had fantasized about pulling them as much as the next girl but really, they all made it sound as though he used unicorn blood in his shampoo and it was starting to get to Molly in real life.

Why did every girl that liked him with the exception of Molly turn out to be a serial killer or a criminal of some kind?.

Also, why was everyone in fan fiction always extremely attractive? Had the ugly people been abducted by makeup scientists?.

Why was Sherlock’s shirt always open during his fictional interactions with her?.

How exactly did time work in fan fiction? Nobody ever seemed to own a clock in fictional London.

And with these type of questions in mind, Molly pretended that it was someone else in those pages, someone else who was pretty, witty and adorable who was in love with another Sherlock who definitely wasn’t her Sherlock because this was all fan fiction and it didn’t count as real life.

Some writers made it really easy for Molly to compartmentalize her denial, writing either Sherlock or her out of character was a sure fire way for Molly to keep her plausible deniability while enjoying a bit of escapism, it didn’t hurt that Sherlock was in France for an overnight case with John and wouldn’t be back until he solved another seemingly impossible puzzle and Molly didn’t have to SEE him.

Sure he texted her with crime scene pictures and called her every once in a while to talk about incompetent French coroners but so far so good Molly was keeping real life Sherlock out of sight and out of mind while the multiple incarnations of RPF Sherlock gave her a good source of amusement and that was fine with Molly Hooper.

It was hard for embarrassment not to turn into flattery after some days swimming through the #fluff and #morefluff tag, I mean what woman didn’t like the idea of being cool enough to inspire people to writing glorified romance novels in obscure corners of the internet, Molly didn’t think either Sherlock or her deserved half of the unspoken admiration these writers had for them, but nevertheless it was…sweet (if a little disconcerting).

Fanfiction was one of those things that were ignored when one saw another person doing it, like reading the newspaper, people never paid much attention to another’s reading materials unless the topic was broached and as such Molly’s new pastime could have gone largely unnoticed had it not been for one thing: Sherlock Holmes did not like it when Molly didn’t pay him attention and Two weeks later when he got back from France, Molly Hooper knew she had a problem.

“Molly, I need access to a good set of kidneys, before noon if you please" was the first thing Sherlock said when he got back from his case, John at his side rolled his eyes, expecting the pathologist to at least greet him with her usual bright smile, but Molly surprisingly didn’t even lift up her head from her computer.

“yes Sherlock, I’ll get it to you later”

“and a good femur, for some reason Mrs. Hudson threw away my last one"

Molly who was still clearly engrossed in whatever she was doing barely managed an “of course Sherlock”

“And some eyes, preferably without much cornea damage" Sherlock frowned at her “Molly are you even listening or is the usual game of Solitaire taking up too much of your time?”

But even then he only managed to make Molly separate herself from the computer long enough to pull a notepad from her desk drawer and slide it in his direction “write a list of the body parts you need and I’ll deliver them at Baker Street after my shift” and then she was back to what had her so busy.

Molly tried to ignore Sherlock’s presence, easily opening the tabs for a couple of vaguely interesting autopsy reports to justify herself in case he decided to snoop in her files and went back to reading more fanfiction completely tuning out the real life consulting detective of her dreams.

The fanfiction that had her giving Sherlock auto pilot responses was titled “Celebrity Romance” in it Sherlock was written as an actor in a BBC series called ‘Benedict’, the TV show he starred in followed the life of fictional Hollywood darling Benedict Cumberbatch ( Sherlock apparently had been at it for five seasons) who was married with kids and held a demanding life as a sought after celebrity, and Molly, in turn, played a secondary role in his show as one of Benedict’s equally famous friends, progressive feminist actress Louise Brealey. What had Molly intrigued was that in the fanfiction despite the fact that on screen Sherlock and Molly’s characters were only good friends, with story lines that rarely overlapped, off screen they were actually falling in love and bonding over Starbucks coffees. (privately Molly rather liked Loo’s minor suffrage-style story line just as much as she liked Ben’s love story with his wife Sophie, but that was just her)

The point was that Molly was really invested in the plot of that story, the author was making his characters jump through rings of fire to get that happy ending…..Aaaand “Excuse me Sherlock did you say something? I was a bit distracted with this autopsy report” Molly said, eyes snapping out of her reverie to catch the tail end of one of his deductions on the state of Lestrade’s NSY passwords.

Molly saw a muscle in his jaw twitch with exasperation “Yes, I can see that” Sherlock said with narrowed eyes “if you tried to get any closer to the screen you would be in danger of merging with it”

Molly nodded distractedly making the same face Sherlock usually did when he was texting behind his back “Of course Sherlock, merging, that’s great for the victim” in response Sherlock calmly walked to the power outlet in the corner and unplugged her desktop “HEY” Molly snapped glaring at her blank computer and turned her whole attention to Sherlock Furiously, now she would never know what Happened after fictional Molly tweeted about how her character Louise needed to get more screen time.

“Body parts? Assistance in the lab?” Sherlock said without flinching watching Molly’s petulant glare melt into her usual friendly smile

“I gather you brought a sample of evidence with you" She replied easily getting up as though she hadn’t been not paying him attention for the last fifteen minutes, privately she resolved to find that fan fiction again when she got home “let’s see it, if it was worth bringing here it must be something big”

Sherlock handed over the evidence bag and for all intents and purposes that should have been it, she was back to the usual, except it wasn’t.

Because that week was the week Molly ventured into the deep dark hole that was the smut rating. And Sherlock being Sherlock, noticed the change immediately.

Molly began distancing herself from him and he didn’t like it.

She was distracted almost disinterested in him every time he saw her, she answered his questions in sentences that might as well have been recorded on an answering machine and had started spending too much time on her emails. To everyone else, she looked and acted like the normal Molly but Sherlock knew that something was going on in her life.

Normally this kind of behavior would lead him to deduce some new sort of paramour in her life, but a deeper look at the details of her social life showed no variation in patterns, her flat showed no sign of new visitors staying longer than what was considered appropriate and a quick call to Mycroft reassured him that she hadn’t been anywhere else in the past month.

Browsing through her phone and computer gave up similarly uninspiring results, other than a mountain of random pages and articles on things he didn’t care about Molly hadn’t logged on to any new dating website or media equivalents.

The only detail he could see was that Molly’s strange behavior coincided with the recent scheduling of her weekly nights out with Mary and like a dog with a bone, Sherlock had to investigate further. So using his master detective skills he roped John into trying to spy on his daughter’s godmother and on his wife (John was naturally against it citing that for very obvious reasons spying on a retired secret agent like Mary was almost impossible, also according to him spying on girls during their girl time was something teenage boys did, not men) but Sherlock eventually managed to convince him .

Meanwhile, Molly felt she couldn’t be around Sherlock anymore and it was all Mary’s fault.

“I ran away Mary, I said I needed to wash my hair and ran, like a coward” Molly complained bringing her hands to her face “ I can’t look at him in the eyes, I’ve tried!”

“I hate to say it, but: I told you so” Mary chuckled patting her hand “tell me again how bad is it?”

“On a scale of one to ten, eleven, I can’t seem to stop reading them" Molly wailed not daring to take her hands off her face “maybe I’ve turned into a pervert”

“you’re not a pervert Molls, people that send pictures of their privates to unsuspecting strangers on chat rooms are perverts, you’re just you know….sexually frustrated” the chuckle turned into a full blown giggle.

“Thank you for stating the obvious Mrs. Three Continent Watson" Molly grumbled “They like Sherlock’s penis! A lot and my breasts, just look at them Mary” Molly pointed to her modest chest “They are not a big deal, but out there in the big wide internet there are strangers that…have a very artistic view of my breasts”

“And of Sherlock’s penis,“ Mary reminded her laughing

“Stop laughing this is serious, I need help” Molly then pulled up her phone “hear this one” Molly cleared her throat “Prince Sherlock wasn’t supposed to be fucking his niece’s Fairy godmother, but he couldn’t help himself, the christening was almost over and he just had to know what it was like to taste her dewy pussy, to be inside her and hammer his member so deep she cried with pleasure, his manhood was made for her, hard red and angry his shaft was painfully aware of how beautiful she was and he just wanted to rip off every single item of frothy fabric covering her and her, gloriously hard nippled small breasts, see his little fairy naked and open just for him, while he made her miss the christening of Princess Briar Rosamund”

“Oh wow, what talent”Mary was holding her sides in laughter “Remind me to invite whoever wrote that to the christening of my next baby”

“MARY” Molly almost started crying “that one had a plot I enjoyed and now I can’t stop thinking about…”

“Sherlock’s rock hard penis?”

“STOP SAYING IT” Molly hissed “this is all your fault”

“Hey my friend I told you not to do it, you didn’t listen"

“you knew I would do it anyway" Molly wailed “Now I can’t stop thinking about how it would be like to actually have sex with him, not that I didn’t before, but these people are graphic Mary, VERY, graphic, now every time I look at Sherlock I wonder which one of these people hit the mark, is he rough in bed, does he take it slow, does he like his hair pulled, or does he do the hair pulling, is his penis as big as they claim it is or is that just normal smut exaggeration” Molly began ranting while Mary kept trying not to spill her drink with her giggles “I mean I’m pretty sure some of these people have access to his medical records from his druggie days so one has to question if it’s true, I for one like to be dominant in bed and now it’s affecting my relationship with Sherlock because I can’t look at him in the eye without wondering what it’s like to spank his perfect ass with that bloody riding crop he likes so much”

“Oh Molly, you really need to have sex and soon" Mary advised wisely patting the petite woman’s head, then she turned around on her stool and looked at the pair of old men that were sitting at the table behind them “By the way, John, why don’t we head home and leave Sherlock and Molly alone, I think you’ve heard enough”

“Mary Watson that move just cost you a friendship” Molly looked genuinely betrayed but Mary didn’t look one bit regretful

“You need him out of your system and you Mr. Clark Kent…“ She said pulling Sherlock up and divesting him from the trey wig and bad prosthetics "need to stop being a tosser over the fact that Lois Lane likes Superman better” and with that Mary swanned out of the pub with an apologetic John in tow, leaving Sherlock alone with Molly

minutes ticked down.

Another minute.

Sherlock still was looking at her like he’d never seen her before. “So it was fan fiction all along”

“Yes"

“That might present a problem for us” Sherlock said awkwardly

“I’m aware”

“Molly I….”

But she cut him off deciding enough was enough “Just say whatever you need to say Sherlock” Molly glared at him “I’m tired, I’m hungry and extremely sexually frustrated so if you’re going to be a bastard about this get it over with, I need to find a stranger to shag tonight preferably”

that got his attention really fast, no, the only man Molly was going to take home was going to be him “you’re embarrassed when you shouldn’t be, I was merely thinking about the next course of action one should take when a woman one has fantasized of fucking confesses the same thing”

“I was not expecting that" Molly eyed him suspiciously before downing whatever drink she had in hand before shrugging and eyeing her phone “you know what Sherlock, any other day I would be very accommodating talking about what you want and why this isn’t a good idea, but right now, I can’t think clearly when your shirt buttons look like they want to pop out so here is what will happen” She stretched to her toes and grabbed him by the collar watching his eyes grow dark with want, taking his hand and pressing it to the waistband of her skirt “I have questions about how we would be in bed, you have answers, it ends tomorrow and it absolutely doesn’t mean anything”

“we could start with those fan fictions you were reading, you seem to want to investigate which ones are accurate and which ones are entirely poppycock" he murmured in her ear making her shiver, desire pooling in her belly

“I have a long list”

turns out that Sherlock was in fact not as disgusted with Molly’s fan fiction problem as he’d been with Mary’s, he was positively pleased by it and it was a frequent source of both amusement and role-play ideas any time he went to Molly’s flat or had her over in Baker street.

The flowery language in the smut section only made Sherlock more aware of the tiny details of Molly’s body that he could use to his advantage, it was like having a cheat code on how to sexually please Molly.

And in turn, he found himself pleasured by her in many wicked ways.

“I think we might have to extend this arrangement” Sherlock murmured into Molly’s hair for the umpteenth time, he was sated and she looked happy, he wasn’t going to ruin a good thing.

“An Extension?” Molly replied with a yawn cuddling into his chest “How big?”

“Depends, these people publish stories every day, how about until they stop writing?”

“That could take forever"

“Good thing I’m a patient man then" He replied kissing her lips.

And yes it turned out that Sherlock, was so much better at everything he tried in real life than he was in fiction, especially when it came to Molly.

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[writteninthedna]

Welcome to the official blog of a Bones fanfiction!

Thanks for stopping by! Here I will be posting edits made by myself as well as reblogs from others that have made fanart (Which I am eternally grateful for.)

I will probably reblog gifsets or edits for the show in general too. (P.s. If you haven’t watch the show I truly recommend it, it’s hella amazing!)

Summary:

Maximus Bloom, otherwise known as; Maxi or Max, to some. To others, she’s known as an artist and writer, a forensic anthropologist, or a forensic pathologist. She’s even known in a small circle of Psychologists. She delves into a little bit of everything. Max is called to the Jeffersonian to help with a case in which she gets reunited with an old friend. Maybe find a love along the way? Find out in: Written in the DNA!

AND, if you haven’t already, take a stop by the official website! You don’t have to but I would really appreciate it. It took a while to make and I put some hard work into it :)

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