#piotr rasputin x reader

[betyloca]

headcanons of piotr rasputin (colossus) to wade wilson's friend

pairing: colossus x latin mutant reader

• Colossus was in the mansion when he noticed on the news that an accident had occurred on a highway involving two mutants.

• Knowing that one of them was Wade, he immediately went to look for him.

• When he arrived at the place he found him trying to kill a guy.

• After stopping Wade from killing him, they started arguing.

colossus: it's not a way to do things, there are rules

wade: shove the rules up your ass

• That caused the colossus to hit and caused a fight between them.

• Of course, between the blows he gave to Wade, he broke some bones

colossus: give up now wade

Wade: ok I need reinforcements morena

• Upon hearing that he saw a masked person addressing him.

• saw how he started shooting at him with a gun

• As a defense, he hit her, sending her away until he saw when she got up, taking off her mask, showing that she was a woman.

Wade: Ahhhh you hit Y/N you son of a bitch.

Colossus: I didn't know she was a woman.

• This guy felt terrible when he realized he knocked you unconscious.

• He decided to take you to the mansion so you could rest.

• when you woke up he tried to talk to you but you just started throwing things at him

colossus: stop throwing things at me

y/n: what do you want.. ehh?

Colossus: I just want to talk, yes.

y/n: after hitting me, no thanks.

colossus: it was not intentional because we didn't start again I'm piotr rasputin but they call me colossus

y/n: ahhh okay I'm y/n Gonzáles friend of wade wilson

• How did your friendship with him begin?

• This guy loved how energetic you were. He loves it when you talk to him about your favorite movies non-stop.

• he thinks wade is a bad influence on you but he had to accept that wade was like your brother from another mother

• likes it when you ask him about his mutation and how much weight he carries

• One day I ask you why you wear gloves.

colossus: why do you wear gloves that only cover three fingers?

y/n: I disintegrate everything I touch by supporting the entire palm of my hand, that's why I use them

• He is fascinated by your mutation, he likes to see how powerful you are.

• Until one day he saw you in action and noticed how agile you were with weapons.

• He loves that you visit him in the mansion, he loves spending time with you

• Wade gets jealous when I steal his best friend because he started to notice that he was in love.

Wade: So you like y/n?

colossus: what times are you talking about?

Wade: Come on, it's clear that you love her and if I'm honest, if you want to win her over, do it with food, you seriously love her.

Colossus: I'll take that information

Wade: She's also a virgin if they do it so you don't break her in two.

colossus: wade!!

• okey wade was right you loved the food

• when I bought you some cupcakes you started jumping like a little child with happiness

y/n: they are for me seriously

colossus: yes I thought you would like it

y/n: *jumping* there I love you I love you thank you* kissing his cheek*

• I love seeing you so I started giving you things, more often they were all snacks.

• tell about seeing you this happy and getting some kisses

• until one day you also gave him a gift, a handmade bracelet

y/n: I made it for you

colossus: thank you very much

Y/N: I knew you would like it.

• He never takes off his bracelet until he shows it off to Wade.

• loves every gift you give him, keeping them as a treasure

• loves having movie nights with you and feels so intimate as if it were a moment for the two of you.

• He likes it when you ask him to straighten your hair, he always ends up making a mess but you show it off with pride.

• you trust him so much that you started wearing his clothes

colossus: that one on my shirt

y/n: I have all my shirts in the laundry I hope you don't mind

colossus: don't take what you want* smiling to himself*

#piotr rasputin x reader #colossus x reader #xmen x reader #xmen imagine #deadpool #x reader #marvel #deadpool 2 #deadpool imagine #deadpool x reader

[emma-frxst]

Love Yourself

Pairing: colossus x reader

Warnings: body insecurity

Summary: anon asked “Gotcha! In that case, i had this idea about fluffy Piotr x chubby fem!reader, she's insecure about her body, Piotr is such a gentleman and respects her boundaries and also tries to help her see how beautiful she is, maybe he could lift her spirits with some innocent tickling and kissing while they cuddle in his cold room? He loves hearing her laugh and showers her with compliments to see her blush and get flustered cause I think hes just that kind of guy❤️”

You and Piotr were out and about in the city, doing some holiday shopping.

You walked up to a store window, admiring a pair of shoes that caught your attention. Your eyes drifted to the other goods within the display. Your eyes stopped and stared at the impossibly thin mannequin.

You let out a sigh as you pulled your jacket tighter around your body. Your insecurities began creeping up on you.

Piotr came out of the store next door, just in time.

“(Y/n) I have found best workout pants and-“ He stopped mid sentence, his focus on you. “what is wrong darling?”

“Nothing, just ready to head back.” You flashed a faux smile, hoping he wouldn’t see past it.

“Me too.” He agreed.

Piotr could tell something was wrong, but he didn’t want to push it.

“Why don’t we go back to my place and watch film?” Piotr suggested, hoping to take your mind off things.

“Sure.” You replied, ready for some colossus snuggles.

Piotr’s room was rigidly neat, as was his lifestyle. Wake up. Breakfast. Workout. Teach. - that’s how his days usually went. But then there was his time with you, which he’s gladly more flexible with.

You and piotr lay snuggled up in his bed, you insisted having the thick fuzzy blanket, it was always cold in his room. ‘Good for keeping germ count down’ he says. ‘Reminds me of home’ he says. But all in all you weren’t complaining, it just meant you got to snuggle up close to your metal man.

“Will you tell me what is wrong ?” Piotr spoke up after a few minutes into cuddling and a movie.

“I just, it’s stupid….”

“Y/n…”Piotr gave you the look. “Not stupid.” He assured you, now sitting up.

You rolled over to face him, mirroring him.

“Look..I saw the mannequin in the store and it was like stupid thin, like not even humanly- or mutantly- possible. Makes me feel insecure even more than I already am”

“No need for you to be unsure of yourself. You are perfect.” He tucked your hair behind your ear. “You are kind, smart, beautiful....I could go on but my English fails me when it comes to adjectives..my point is you are amazing , y/n!”

His comments earning a small smile form you.

“Da, do I see a smile?”

You blushed, his compliments sending you into a tizzy. He was always good at getting you all flustered.

“Yeah, yeah there’s a smile.” you teased.

“I bet I can see a bigger one.”

“Oh no.”

“Dats right.” The expression on Piotr face unmistakeable, you were about to be relentlessly tickled.

As the laughs fell from your lips, Piotr’s heart swelled, he just wanted to see you happy. And if some childish tickling was what it took, then he was happy to oblige.

“Okay! Okay! I give up, You win.” You said breathlessly, only then Piotr stopped his relentless attack of tickles.

“Da. There’s that smile.” He boasted.

“Yeah, yeah.” You said, feigning being upset about never winning the tickle battle.

“I try not to cross boundary, y/n, in all seriousness, I only want for you to see you, how I see you. I want to see your pretty smile and hear your laugh.”

“You’re too sweet Piotr Rasputin.” You leaned up to give him a peck on the lips, but Piotr held your kiss for much longer, and kissed you much deeper.

You liked where this was going.

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#colossus #piotr rasputin #colossus x reader #colossus fanfiction #deadpool fanfiction #piotr rasputin x reader #mine #kacceywrites

[sadstonewrites]

Colossus HC’s - You’re Sad

Look, I’m sad and thinking of big metal man makes me happy. So, here’s some headcanons about how Colossus would react and help you feel better when you’re sad. Can be interpreted as platonic or romantic!

His first inclination when you’re sad is to go for the act of physical touch - a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a gentle pat on the back. 

Not cool with physical touch? He has to fight the instinct but understands and respects your boundaries

He’s a good listener and asks if you want solutions or feedback, or just to vent. Be warned, if you do ask for solutions then he’s going to be honest, sometimes blunt, but never intentionally hurtful. 

If you are good physical touch? Oh man, you are in for a treat

His ambient temperature is a few degrees colder than human skin (usually hotter if he’s been standing in the sun and vice-versa if he’s been out in the cold) so he’s always considerate of that before he initiates any physical contact. 

 As I previously headcanoned in this post, putting your ear up to his chest and listening to his heartbeat while he’s in his metal form isn’t like the thump-thump-thump of a normal heart, but the metal on metal (cause his insides are metal too in this form!) creates a bit more of a tick-tick-tick noise. 

Expect that to be in your ear if you go in for a hug, along with strong arms wrapped around you and fingers rubbing small circles on your back

His strength conceals gentleness, and if you need deeper pressure in order to feel calm he’s more than able to oblige. He’ll press you firmer to his body, wrap his arms tighter around you, and maybe even rest his chin on your head as all 7′ of his body completely engulfs you (regardless of how tall you are, there’s a high probability he’s gonna end up dwarfing you)

He’ll talk to you like that if you want, talk you through what’s bothering you and see if there’s anything he can do to help, or if you just want a moment of silent contact he’ll give that to you

After you’ve calmed down he’s in immediate recovery mode - water to make up for the dehydration from shed tears, an icepack if you’re eyes are puffy or if you have a tension headache, and then a snack.

Is a big proponent of art therapy, lends you some of his paints and a canvas in order to help you process things

All in all? Lovely person to go to when you’re sad, makes me less sad just thinking about it

#xmen imagine #marvel imagine #colossus imagine #colossus x reader #piotr rasputin x reader #piotr rasputin imagine #colossus #piotr rasputin #headcanons #stonewrites

[master-sass-blast]

BEHOLD! A MASTERLIST!

At the request of my readers, I'm making a masterlist for all of my fic content here on Tumblr. This will link to my fic posts on Tumblr, and also to the two masterlists I have listed in my current bio.

Gonna throw this under a cut for whoever doesn't want to deal with it.

Strong as Stone Masterlist (Okoye x M'Baku, Black Panther and MCU). [Complete.]

CHC Masterlist (Piotr Rasputin aka Colossus x Reader, Deadpool Movieverse, general X-Men fandom, and MCU).

The Hands that Heal (Lin Beifong x Reader, Avatar: Legend of Korra).

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five: Chapter One, Part Five: Chapter Two, Part Five: Chapter Three, Part Six: Chapter One, Part Six: Chapter Two, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve, Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen, Part Sixteen

Only Here to Sin (Sevika x Reader, Arcane: League of Legends). [Complete as of now.]

Part One, Part Two, Part Three

I Wanna Feel You from the Inside (Sevika x Reader, Arcane: League of Legends). [Complete as of now.]

Let's Call it a Draw Between Us (Sevika x Reader, Arcane: League of Legends).

Part One

Old Dogs and New Toys (Grayson x Reader, Arcane: League of Legends).

Part One, Part Two

#sass writes #okoye x m'baku #piotr rasputin x reader #lin beifong #sevika x reader #grayson x reader #grayson arcane #chc stuff #hands that heal

[bluetooththereptile]

My inbox is still open, for diversity in my blog I'd I'd be happy to write for Tony stark, Steve rogers and piotr Rasputin so feel free to request for them!

Also I hope you'll have a great day/night ahead. Take care of your precious lovable selves .

#blue talks #yandere #yandere marvel #yandere tony stark #yandere steve rogers #yandere piotr rasputin #yandere x reader #maybe non yandere? #don't know lol

[loving-barnes]

A Touch Of Hope (Logan Howlett)

Pairing: Logan Howlett x female mutant reader

Summary: After a mission went wrong, Logan brought an injured mutant into the school. And with that, new hope has arisen - for mutants, for the school, even for Logan.

General warning: graphic depictions of violence, smut, explicit language and more.

This story is for 18+ audience. Minors DNI.

Author's note: I love that Logan is tall in the movies. They... fucked up. And I am here for it. The reader is a female. I don't do any description BUT she has long hair (I'm sorry). If you find something, let me know. I am writing this for fun, not rushing and just enjoying the process.

Set in an alternative universe. In other words - I can do what I like.

• Begin Again (Chapter One) After a failed mission, Logan unexpectedly brings home an injured mutant. | Words: 5300+

• 'Hell' (Chapter Two)  Y/N shares how she escaped 'hell’. | Words: 4300+

• Spark (Chapter Three) Charles reveals something more about Y/N's mutation. | Words: 3800+

• Window of Opportunity (Chapter Four) In Salem, Logan and Y/N have the opportunity to save the boy. | Words: 5200+

• Revelation (Chapter Five) Scott decided to be a dick and share something he shouldn’t. | Words: 4300+

• Better (Chapter Six) Things are slowly turning around. Or are they? | Words: 3100+

• Bar (Chapter Seven) It’s a fun night out at a bar. | Words: 3300+

• Bonding Moment (Chapter Eight) The students get to know Y/N a little more. | Words: 3700+

• Babysitting Gone Wrong (Chapter Nine) Charles asked Logan and Y/N to babysit the students while the rest of the staff was away for the weekend. | Words: 6200+

• Need (Chapter Ten) Things move forward between Logan and Y/N. | Words: 4300+

Staff: Charles Xavier, Hank McCoy (Beast), Piotr Rasputin (Colossus), Remy LeBeau (Gambit), Bobby (Iceman), Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler), Kitty Pryde, Anna Marie (Rogue), Ororo Munroe (Storm), Logan Howlett (Wolverine), Scott Summers (Cyclops), Jean Grey, Peter Maximoff (Quicksilver)

#Logan Howlett #Logan Howlett x reader #Logan Howlett x female reader #Wolverine #Wolverine x reader #Wolverine x female reader #Marvel fanfiction #A Touch of Hope #Logan Howlett fanfiction #Logan Howlett x reader smut

[fanaticsnail]

🍓🥤🪲🎨?

🍓:

This is a funny story. @since-im-already-here (smol snail, my younger sister) is the one who got me into writing fanfics. It started with noticing a lull or lack in Piotr Rasputin fics from X-Men, then I got carried away with a chaptered series for Marcus Corvinus from Underworld (another character with little fics). That started in July of last year, less than a year of fic writing.

Then I watched one piece in August, and the rest was history. Smol Snail is also the reason I began writing my Sapsorrow series. Her anonymous ask is the one the chapters are listed on, the cheeky brat.

🥤:

One of my favourite series on this app is the @gingernut1314 series "Songbird" Buggy x Reader. I love that series so, so much.

🪲: Shameless Part 3 (written very quickly on my phone!)

The grip of Eustass Kid’s right hand never left your hip. Ushering you throughout the halls of the Polar Tang to where he assumed the crew quarters were located, his face held an unreadable emotion you attempted to decipher with your eyes.

His lips were knit into a thin line, tugging at the corners into a gruff grimace. His brows lowering in their furrow against his forehead with his eyes wild with pupils narrowed. The smaller quiver in his lips revealing his emotion further to you with a soft rumbled growl igniting within his chest.

Eustass Kid was nervous.

🎨: @feral-artistry with her buggy art is spectacular. I'm not at all biased in the slightest (of course I am, I love that woman).

"The Afterparty" is one of my favourites.

#ask game #ask snail #snail answers

[honey-minded-hivemind]

For requests, here are the things I can do/write for:

Fandoms:

• X-Men: The Animated Series

• X-Men Evolution

• X-MCU

(I can do a crossover of these with other Marvel heroes, just as long as your request is platonic and has something to do with X-Men, I can do it)

Categories:

• Fluff

• Angst

• Hurt/Comfort

• 5 + 1 Things

• Creepy Fluff

• Forced Adoption

• A/B/O (Alpha, Beta, and Omega)

• Platonic Cuddling

(Just ask/request what you want, as specific as you can, so I cover it to the best of my ability. If I say no, or can't do it, i will ask if i can write something else for you)

Characters I Write For:

• Professor X/Charles Xavier

• Storm/Ororo Munroe

• Wolverine/Logan Howlett

• Beast/Hank McCoy

• Shadowcat/Kitty Pryde

• Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

• Rogue/Anna Marie

• Spyke/Evan Daniels

• Cyclops/Scott Summers

• Marvel Girl/The Phoenix/Jean Grey

• X-23/Laura Kinney

• Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr

• Mystique/Raven Darkholme

• Sabretooth/Victor Creed

• Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff

• Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff

• Toad/Mortymer Tonybee/Todd Tolansky

• The Blob/Fred Dukes

• Avalanche/Lance Alvers

• Gambit/Remy LeBeau

• Colossus/Piotr Rasputin

• Pyro/St. John Allerdyce

(If there is another character I didn't name that you want, just ask, and I'll see what I can do)

AU Ideas (If you're curious):

• A/B/O

• Dark (A Better World Inspired AU)

• Villain

• Hunger Games

• Vampire

• Drider

• Naga

• Dragon

• Wings of Fire

• Zombie Apocalypse

• Siren

• Selkie

• Werewolf

• Reincarnation

(If you have any you want to see or like any of these, don't hesitate to request it)

Possible Mutant!Readers:

• Pyrokinesis

• Electrokinesis

• Foresight

• Invisibility

• Snake

• Cat

• Spider

• Creator (makes things out of nothing)

• Gembody (like Emma Frost)

• Telepath

• Telekinetic

• Hydrokinesis

• Botanokinesis/Phyokinesis (control plants)

• Crystallokinesis (manipulate and control gems and rocks and minerals)

• Hemokinesis (control and manipulate blood)

• Wings/Flight

• Light

• Darkness/Shadows

• Were-creature (can be human, turn into a n animal, and/or have a mixed form)

(If you have any mutant powers you want Reader to have, please mention it, otherwise I will keep it neutral or pick out one myself)

I hope this helps y'all if you are having problems putting together your thoughts. I know organizing some options can help, as I have OCD and like to know my options, too, and have have in their own categories. Y'all have a lovely day💛

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere marvel x reader

[comicbookhyperfixationtime]

Uncanny X-Men #194- Juggernaut's Back in Town

Last Issue Recap: The team fought Thunderbird's identical brother and his Hellion friends in a US base, tanked whatever remained of their superhero credibility and then proceeded to just let Thunderbird and the Hellions waltz on back to Emma Frost without any repercussions.

This cover is pretty cool, I wouldn’t say the composition is fantastic but it makes it pretty clear what this issue is going to be about (a big ol’ heavy hitter slap fight) and Rogue with Nightcrawler and Colossus’ powers is intriguing.

The issue doesn't start with a fight though, it starts with Juggernaut having a friendly conversation with the most oblivious cop in New York

Yessir, I'm sure the giant hunk of muscle wider than he is tall couldn't possibly have anything to do with the recently escaped super criminal. 10/10 polic-ing.

Juggernaut watches some news crew give exposition for new readers on him (there's plenty of convoluted backstory but all you really need to know is he's the Juggernaut, bitch) and his recent appearances in other comics (shameless plugins). They also remind us how the X-men and Spiderman (who was Juggernaut's latest foe) are Feared and Hated By the World They Have Sworn to Protect. The popularity of a Marvel character in-universe is indirectly proportional to their popularity IRL, thus why Wonderman is highly successful film star.

Cut to the X-men in the Currently-Not-Destroyed Xavier's School upstate waking up and not giving a singular fuck about one of their super criminals on the loose.

He stayed up all night watching old swashbuckler films ahhhh he's such a dork I love him! (Thirsty Sidenote: this is I think the first time Kurt has been drawn without a shirt and gloves on. In earlier issues he seemed to basically live 24/7 in his costume. Yes I noticed. Don't judge me.)

Nobody cares, that is, except for Colossus (aka Piotr Rasputin), who went from one of my favorite characters to least favorite characters when he started dating an underage Kitty Pryde until Marvel Editor in Chief Jim Shooter told them to stop (possibly the only good decisions Jim Shooter ever made). They wasted so much good himbo potential with this boy. Anyway, he's very excited for a rematch with Juggey after demolishing a few blocks with him in a post-breakup funk several issues ago. So excited he quite literally busts out of his clothes.

See, its dumbass himbo behavior like this I'd enjoy a lot more if I couldn't get the bad taste of him and Kitty out of my mouth. Screw you Claremont for ever thinking that was ok.

Wolverine comes in from his daily barefoot snow jog in purple pajamas to tell Nightcrawler to get the team ready to track down Juggernaut because blah blah its their jobs booo you spoilsport. Honestly I would have loved an issue where the X-men just stayed at home and did nothing. I find the cool-down moments in long running comic series are usually my favorite parts. Its nice to see how these characters interact with each other and live their lives when they aren't constantly in mortal peril. But the cover promised a big knockdown dragemout and so, the plot must keep plotting. (Side note: how did Wolvie even find out about the Juggernaut? Everyone else was listening to the radio but he was running outdoors. His plot sense was tingling I guess).

Since Cyclops is a married man, Storm has lost her powers and Professor X is off in Scotland doing New Mutants stuff, Kurt now has the sole leadership responsibility of the team. I've really enjoyed Kurt's run as team leader so far. He's doing his best but he's not cut out for leadership and its clear he hates every minute of it. He's an extroverted sweetheart who would rather support his friends. Its nice to see Nightcrawler get more stuff to do after barely being present for the past for story arcs. His self doubt is also a fantastic change of pace from the previous leadership dynamics, which were the team leader going "Wah wah wah I'm the leader and you have to do what I say I'm going to be a controlling little bitch," and the second in command/former leader muttering under their breath "I would be such a better leader I deserve this title more leader doesn't know what they're doing wah wah wah." It was basically a three way dick measuring contest between Cyclops, Storm and Professor X and I hated every egotistical minute of it.

Speaking of Storm, we cut to her in her home in Kenya showing some colonial douchecanoes who's boss. Storm was recently depowered by an antimutant weapon created by Forge (long story) and so has quit the team and is returning home to find inner peace or something. Being 80s Marvel Kenya is of course portrayed in a nuanced and intelligent manner- just kidding its a thatched roof bush station in the savannah and I'm pretty sure they only chose Mount Kilimanjaro because it was the only place in Africa they could name.

Also this specific Racist White Dude is using a South African slur (kaffir) in Kenya. I'd like to say the writers meant him to be a South African on vacation in Kenya but to be honest I don't think they were thinking that hard about it. If I'm wrong though and this isn't just an example of lazy writing, lmk.)

The women running bush station who Storm saves turns out to be a member of the tribe that worshipped her as a Goddess in her first appearance (because, again, Marvel is well known for their fantastic African representation /s) and falls at her feet. The implications of this are that the regional drought mentioned in previous panels is the result of Ororo joining the X-men and no longer acting as weather Goddess, which raises a whole bunch of questions about the morality of her decision to leave in the first place, as well as broader questions about the ecology of the Marvel Universe as a whole that literally superpowers were needed to keep the climate in the region stable in the first place (climate change must be hitting them hard and fast, forget the Setinels, this is the bad future y'all should be going back to stop!). Anyway, I'm sure at least some of these will be answered the next time we see her.

Back to the main storyline, Kitty and Rachel are spying on Juggernaut, who is in a bank in civies, seemingly doing ordinary, none-crime stuff.

Look at his giant butt in that tiny chair how could anybody be fooled by this?!

The stakeout is going pretty quietly until Nimrod shows up to finally do something. The panels showing him locking in on the X-men's location is pretty neat, but its giving me Deja Vu. I wonder if its because the panel is so famous I've seen it before, or if they copied some iconic imagery from something else (it is giving me Escape From New York vibes)

Rachel and Kitty evacuate the civies and regroup with the rest of the X-men as Nimrod focuses his attention on Juggernaut. He punches Juggernaut into a conveniently empty construction lot where they can beat the stuffing out of each other without the writers having to worry about civilians. Do you think construction lots cause superhero fights, or do superhero fights cause construction lots? Its a chicken-egg sort of thing I feel. The X-men show up to stick their noses in like a bunch of idiots and this is where I have to make my opinions on Nimrod known.

Nimrod is a mutant hunting cop-robot that had been introduced previously, having been pulled into the current timestream from the Days of Future Past timeline when Dr Strange reversed time to stop the spell of an evil wizard from turning Manhatten into a Hyborian Era fantasy kingdom. I personally think exchanging Fantasy AU Avengers for pink murderbot is a pretty lame deal, but what do I know. Anyway, he's spent all his time since his initial appearance living in some poor guy's basement, eating his snacks, taking up space and barely masquerading as human, much like me.

So. I'ma be honest. I don't like Nimrod. I think he looks like a stupid pink trapezoid. Also, his name is dumb. Yeah, yeah, Nimrod was a famous biblical hunter, I know, but like. This was the 80s. Bugs Bunny had been a thing for decades, "Nimrod" was already well established as an insult and honestly giving the guy that goofy-ass triangle head and Looney Toons-esque invulnerability is not helping the associations. Like, what the hell were the DoFP folks thinking?! But then again this is same Evil Future Government that decided Rachel's mutant hunter outfit should be a literal goddamn gimpsuit so I think its been well established that their real crime aren't against humanity but fashion.

He's also extremely OP in the worst way. I can't even keep track of how many powers this guy has. And you'd think that might make the fight's interesting, right, like you'll you never know what's going to happen next? No actually it makes everyfight extremely boring because I know exactly what's going to happen next, the X-men are going to attack with something and Nimrod is going to go "Nu-uh, you can't hit me I have my everything shield!" and take them out of the fight with some new weapon he pulled out of his ass. And that's exactly what happens this time. Nightcrawler and Colossus teleport into the fight? Nimrod's tracking systems immediately detect them and he blasts them unconscious. Wolverine does a fastball special?But oh no, a force field! Kitty phases through him? Not only does she not disrupt his systems, she gets knocked back by energy field!

The demonstration of Nimrod's bullshit powers is great here, but I actually wanted to post this because of Rachel's fit. Its so 80s but I kind of adore it. This nonsense continues even after Rogue absorbs Kitty, Nightcrawler and Colossus's powers in a Hail Mary. Don't get me wrong, Rogue kicks ass and its hella entertaining but Nimrod once again is on his bullshit. She punches him into a million tiny pieces and he just reforms himself! Then he teleports out of there because I guess even he knew this fight had dragged on long enough. Which is another thing I hate about Nimrod; they can never actually kill the bastard. He'll just teleport away and come back next time with even more bullshit. It'd be so cathartic if Rogue had finally just smacked him down for good but I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of him in the future. The X-men let the Juggernaut go, despite him being a literal criminal, because they've been doing that a lot recently. Unfortunately for them, this time surprise news crews have been behind the fourth wall the whole time like its an episode of Impractical Jokers and now the whole world knows they didn't even try to do their job. And don't give me any "oh they were weak they knew they couldn't taken him" Juggernaut had his psionic bucket hat off and Rachel Summers was right there she could have taken him down with a single thought.

We end the comic with an ominous discussion about the X-men by two members of the Russian Security council.

You can tell its Moscow because of the picture perfect view of St Basil's which magically appears in the window. Also, how the heck am I supposed to take Eyepatch Ivanovich here seriously when he's wearing little red booty shorts?! Anyway, this certainly was an issue of X-men. It started off really fun, then it got kind of generic. Certainly not the worst or most infuriating by any means. Looking forward to next issue!

Edit: I took the comic at face value and wrote that Mount Kilimanjaro was in Kenya. Mount Kilimanjaro is actually in Tanzania, near the Kenyan border, so unless the borders have shifted since 1985, Claremont is an idiot and so am I.

#comic books #marvel comics #uncanny xmen #juggernaut #rouge #storm #nightcrawler #kitty pryde #wolverine #Colossus is there too I guess #nimrod #way too long #way too many tags

[socialdisease609]

I'm putting this out there:

"Marvel, I'll be content with the current X-Men stories if you let us have ONE PANEL of Katyana. Real Katyana 👀 lmao"

All I've done this Krakoan era is whine about how Marvel wasn't giving me what I was looking for (yes, I'm a bratty reader lol), and what really got me vocal was the death of Kate, and Illyana showing ABSOLUTELY NO CARE WHATSOEVER in the NM issues.

After I did this, I said all I wanted were these things:

1) Illyana to acknowledge Kate's death (and to see her mourn! Show some heart!)

2) Illyana and Kate to spend some time together.

3) Illyana to be more than an adrenaline-junkie tank for every team she serves on.

4) Illyana to spend some time with Piotr.

And you know what?

Slowly, but surely, all these things started to get fulfilled. Some not to the full extend that I wanted, but still happened.

While #1 didn't show Yana mourn, just had her present (and fuck up) at the funeral, it still had her "react" in a sense. At least she knew. That was the bare minimum fulfillment lol

#2 we got a VERY WARM embrace and reaction from Illyana towards Kitty at the Resurrection party, I was very pleased (though Shaw ruined it lol 😑 could have shown up one panel later lol). And then they got a meal together off-page.... and Kate kissed that Yana look-a-like. Very sus, Marvel.

#3 The most recent NM comics, featuring the "Trials of Magik" arc, is doing just this, I'm very happy with it. (Wish it was longer, I could read about Magik and her adventures all day, honestly. Give her another self-titled run one day lol)

#4, we see her and Piotr work together in said NM arc, and that closing scene is so soft, omg, especially with the promise of more Rasputin family antics. Although I wish we got to see Illyana explain to Piotr what was going on when kid-Yana summoned him out of Krakoa.

So.... Marvel... I see you reading my blog lol

I complain, you start giving. So...........

.......... I won't be happy until you give us a Katyana kiss lol don't give me that "We already gave you Rachel&Betsy/ we have enough gays" BS.

Give me these two lol PLEASE.

PLEASE LMFAO

JUST ONE PANEL. EVEN IF ITS KATE MAKING A SUS COMMENT ABOUT YANA'S NEW UNIFORM. ACTUALLY NO. I WANT INDISPUTABLE ACTION BETWEEN THEM. ONE KISS. ONE HUG WITH SOME SOUL GAZING HAPPENING. GOD PLEASE LMAO

#illyana rasputin #xmen #magik #kitty pryde #katyana #new mutants #wlw #shadowcat #the new mutants #kate pryde

[emma-frxst]

All That You’ll Take

Pairing: Colossus/ Piotr Rasputin x Reader

Summary: Piotr and reader suffer a loss at the hands of the x-men, can they find it within themselves to keep fighting for the good guys?

Warnings: character death, grief, angst.

The lovely @reiner-exodus-rasputin asked me for bad guy Colossus so hereeee we gooo ❤️

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The faux fur of your thick winter jacket tickled your neck, the chilly wind blowing the soft fibers directly on you. You wrapped the long fibers around your fingers and gave a tug, easily ripping them out.

As you let the wind blow the fur from your fingers, tears began to well up in your eyes and your throat tightened.

The fibers were gone. Missing from your jacket forever, never to be reunited with the other strands of fur. Gone..for the rest of your life.

You turned your attention to Piotr, tears rolled down his face in a continuous cascade. He was standing right next to you, but he felt a million miles away.

You wished you could comfort him, you wished you knew how. But you could barely console yourself through your own grief.

It was the dead of winter, cold and bitter, but it couldn’t compare to the bitterness within your heart.

There was a point in time when you would’ve laid down your life for your fellow X- Men. A time when you trusted them with your own life. A time when your team truly felt like a family.

A simpler time.

You had many fond memories of your time at Xavier’s Institute. You’d met Piotr there, even married him there. It’s where your first held your son in your arms. You formed unbreakable bonds with your friends, taught and trained many students, Including your son, Ilya.

But now you couldn’t even bear to look at it, couldn’t bear to be in it.

The officiant finished the eulogy and gave a slight nod towards you and Piotr. Together, you two walked up to the simple pine box, Piotr letting out a wavering breath.

You dragged your gloved fingers along the grain. It was a mighty fine piece of woodwork, the best around.

Piotr spoke first,

“до свидания мой сын.” (Goodbye, my son) he said, placing his and Ilya’s favorite book on the casket.

“Покойся с миром, мой ребенок.” (rest in peace, my child) you said and placed a flower on top of the book.

You watched as your fellow X-men placed trinkets and things on the casket. Ilya was loved by so many.

You buried him on the highest hillside on Piotr’s family’s farm. You and Piotr declined to bury him at the mansion, you wanted him to rest in peace, to be far away from the life that got him killed.

You couldn’t help but feel hatred towards your team, they were supposed to keep each other safe. It was a stupid mistake..but it cost your son, your only child, his life. It was so easily preventable, yet it still happened. The team knew your anxiety and your worries, they knew their promise to keep him safe. They knew struggle you had to go through to have your son. He was just learning to be a X-Man. He was so eager to follow in your and Colossus’ footsteps. Ilya was so excited to go on his first mission.

He had been going on missions since he was 16. You and Piotr were so damn proud of him, you’d just started letting him go on missions without you and his father.

You were regretting that decision right about now.

You remembered Piotr saying “the boy is 21 years old ,my dear, he will be okay…he’s the best parts of you and me. Besides, we are getting old, time to let the young students take care of things.”

And of course you sassed back with a comment about how he’s getting old, not you…even though your joints popped when got got out of bed in the morning and you went to bed at the ripe old time of 9pm. Oh the life of an X-Man.

“Some life” you scoffed to yourself.

You and Piotr had given decades of your lives to the X-Men and this was your reward?? Unimaginable grief? Pain?

.

Over the next few months, Piotr only grew more distant, your grief driving a wedge between you two. You thought things were looking up when he said he had something planned for the two of you.

But your stomach turned when the car pulled up to the residence of none other than sworn enemy of the X-Men, Magneto.

“Piotr w-what’s happening?” You asked, your voice panic-stricken.

He turned towards you and took your hands in his.

“My feelings of anger, hurt, and betrayal have not gone away since Ilya’s funeral. I no longer feel like part of the X-Men. So I have sought a place where I do belong…where we belong.” He explained, rubbing his thumbs along the back of your hands.

“But Magneto’s brotherhood?!” You nearly yelled.

“Please..hear them out (y/n), hear me out.”

You took a deep breath.

“Okay.” You surrendered.

You two walked up to the elegant front door, a botanical pattern was delicately carved into the pine.

Pine.

Piotr knocked and not even two seconds later, Eric Lehnsherr opened the door. Must’ve been expecting you.

“Hello, Piotr.”

“привет.”(hello) He greeted, you could tell this wasn’t their first meeting.

“(Y/n). My condolences.” Magneto extended his hand and you hesitantly shook it.

“Thanks.” You said, stepping inside.

-

After that night at Magneto’s you and Piotr had decided to give each other some much needed time and space away from each other and the X-mansion.

You were just starting to feel okay when there was a knock at your door.

It was Scott and Ororo.

“We got wind that Colossus is being held at Magneto’s place.”

“Held?”

They nodded.

You knew that no one could really “hold” Colossus, you’d seen him plow his way through many enemies, so you figured something else was up.

Your stomach began to churn, there’s no way he actually joined Magneto right? Piotr, your lawful good, protein bar- eating, wouldn’t hurt an innocent fly, husband..surely not, right?

You got in the car with Ororo, Scott, Logan, Kurt, and Charles.

You exchanged polite greetings but nothing further. They felt distant from you, your loss leaving you a shell of your former self.

-

Residence of the brotherhood of evil mutants.

The car pulled to a halt outside of the house. You were the last to exit the car, standing behind everyone else.

You were greeted by Eric standing in the doorway.

“Where’s Colossus?” Scott asked, getting straight to the point, leaving to time for pleasantries.

Magneto wordlessly stepped aside, letting Piotr step outside. You almost didn’t recognize him. His once colorful, red and yellow uniform, now black and gray. Sad.

Everyone was shocked to see him there, willingly, including you.

“Colossus, my friend, what- what’s going on? Let’s go home.” Kurt begged.

He walked down the steps, getting closer to the people who he once considered his family.

“Life as an x-man..It has taken my son from me, it has taken a toll on my body, taken time away from me that could’ve been spent with my wife. What will you take next? My freedom?! My own life?!”

“Colossus it was an accident! We all miss Ilya dearly.”

“You do not miss him like I do, like we do.” Colossus said, pointing towards you.

“This is crazy Colossus, come on.” Scott begged.

Piotr let out a heavy sigh.

“What hurts the most is-“ he paused, feeling tears well up. But now wasn’t a time for tears. “You all acting like he never existed, ignoring the pain myself and (y/n) are feeling! Not one of you volunteered to teach our classes, help with his memorial, and not one of you sorry, selfish, pricks protected him!”

The team was quiet, reflecting on Piotr’s words. They did help with those things, but they guessed it wasn’t in the way Piotr needed.

You had never seen him so angry.

You walked to the forefront of the group, not believing your eyes. Your sweet husband, turning away from everything good.

“Piotr…” you started, your voice cracking. You hadn’t seen him in months.

Upon seeing you, he transformed out of defense mode and closed the gap between him and you, his scowl softening.

You stopped a moment to take him in. His eyes were tired, his hair more gray than the last time you saw him. His frown lines were more engraved on his face, he hadn’t shaved in a while either.

Just then and only then, you saw just how much losing Ilya, being a part from you, and losing his X-family affected him. His heart was shattered.

“Baby, please, come home.” You pleaded, your voice threatening to break.

He only stared at you.

Wordlessly, he held out his hand, wanting you to take it. To join him.

You hesitated, the events of recent months played over in your mind.

You reached out to take his hand, but stopped half way. You drowned out the rest of the team yelling at you to stop.

“They care about me, (y/n). About us, about mutant kind. They take care of their own, not leaving them to be slaughtered like livestock.”

You glanced back at the others, desperately trying to get to you, but were being held back by Magneto’s powers.

You turned your attention back to Colossus, his hand still outstretched.

You hesitated once again, debating whether or not to take his hand. You met his gaze, those baby blue eyes told you everything you needed to know.

You’d made your decision.

-END-

Authors Note: whaoahhh ambiguous ending! Let me know what you would’ve decided.

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Piotr Rasputin/Colossus SFW Alphabet

hi, I'm still alive I promise! Still working on fics, but wanted to throw this out here as a fun little writing exercise with the SFW alphabet! So, without further ado...

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Piotr is a very physically affectionate man - pats on the back, a hand up if you’re struggling to climb over an obstacle, a hand on your shoulder and a squeeze as he passes. He would struggle at first if you didn’t like physical affection or were uncomfortable with being touched, but his next go-to would be acts of service. Dishes needed to be washed? Done. Laundry needs to be folded? He’s already on it and put on your favorite show so you can watch as you two pair the socks together; he likes making your life easier if he can. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He’s the type of best friend who you know that if you go to for help, he’s going to help in whatever capacity he can. That being said, he’s the type to offer you solutions and advice as he’s doing it; if you need to vent, you’re going to have to tell him otherwise he’s going to try and fix it as best he can. The type of best friend to give you a lecture for ending up in a bad situation, but still comes to your rescue even if you're an hour away and it’s 3AM on a weeknight. 

The friendship starts naturally, you’re a colleague of his at Xavier’s or a friend of a friend and Piotr just…fits in your life. He slots in and makes a home for himself in your life, and you in his. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He’s a big fan of cuddles, although always very hesitant to initiate since he is one - very large and heavy - and two - covered in a hard metallic armor almost 85% of the time. You’re going to have to initiate and assure him you’re comfortable, and only then will he willingly cuddle up.

That being said, he’s a big fan of laying on his back with you nestled up to his side and your head on his chest. He’s got an arm draped over your side, lazily tracing patterns on your skin and holding you close. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

On paper he’d love to settle down, but knows the reality comes with conditions that he could never willingly ask a partner to be okay with. He’s still a superhero, and so many people would still need his help; if he had to choose between a mission where lives are at stake and you asking him to stay, he hates to admit how difficult a decision it would be. He doesn’t know if he could ever ‘retire’ in the traditional sense, settle down and leave the hero work on the shelf, but if anyone could persuade him, it’d be you.

He’s an alright cleaner in the fact he doesn’t make much of a mess to begin with. Piotr always picks up after himself, and is a very big fan of Marie Kondo’s mantra of keeping a clean and tidy space. As far as cooking goes, he’s good at cooking very specific dishes - Russian comfort food, anyone? But beyond that his cooking is a bit bland; the type to eat chicken breasts and steamed vegetables for every meal because it’s quick, easy, and keeps him fueled. You’re going to need to teach him to use seasonings. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

If there is one man in the world who gives people too many chances, it’s Piotr. He always wants to give people the benefit of the doubt, the chance to change or improve. That being said, the point where the relationship would end would be if a major boundary was crossed; at that point, it’s time to reevaluate and have a serious conversation about the trajectory of the relationship. It would be awkward, and uncomfortable, because he would never want to intentionally hurt his partner, but also he would be quick to the point. Not wanting to drag it on any longer than it’s already gone. 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Piotr likes the idea of commitment, of having a partner to share things with. Not so much having a ‘better half’ but just having someone there for him, and someone he can be there for in turn. It would probably take him 3-4 years of serious dating before he would want to get married, although he’s the type to dream about it around 6 months into the relationship. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

As Colossus, he had to teach himself to be gentle - to not accidentally crush someone’s hand in a handshake or put his foot through the floor with each step - it’s carried over even when he’s not armored up. He’s extremely gentle, very aware of the strength of his hands or how his large frame fills a room and could very easily knock over an end table (or, god forbid, a person) with the slightest brush of his hip. 

He would need to teach himself to be gentle with his emotions as well, his frustration or anxiety coming off as overbearing or lecturing at first (again, you’ll need to specifically tell him not to offer solutions when you just need to vent). That being said, he’s not the type that’s prone to emotional outbursts, but rather has the need to channel his negative emotions into action rather than sitting with them and fully processing them. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Loves hugs, is perfect for hugs, hugs his friends often (if they are okay with it). He’s a big bear hugger, the type to pick the other person up by the armpits and swing them around if the occasion calls for it.  

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

As soon as he knows the other person feels the same, he’s going to say it. Not the type to be subtle in his affections for his friends or romantic partners, so at most maybe 6 months into the relationship. 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Piotr doesn’t get jealous; if you’re in a relationship together, then he trusts you and knows not to be jealous if you’re spending time with anyone else or aren’t giving him your full undivided attention. He knows you have a life outside of him and your relationship, and he actively encourages it. 

Of course, that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to be protective. He’s not jealous because somebody is taking up all your attention, but he is absolutely moving and putting an arm around you if you show any outward sign of being uncomfortable; he’s going to physically move you behind him, if needed. He’s going to check up on you when you’re with your friends, a quick text to make sure you’re having fun and then another to ask when you’ll be home; he’ll wait up for you to come home and breathe a little easier when you walk through the door. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

If he’s armored up, his skin is cool to the touch and his lips are no different as they gently brush against yours. Butterfly soft, the smallest amount of pressure as if he’s afraid you’ll break under him. He’s a big fan of forehead kisses (it’s the easiest kiss to give when you’re almost seven feet tall) but also kisses to both your cheeks and then a soft, final press of his lips against yours. 

Kiss his knuckles, his palms, and he’s a goner. He’s so used to his hands being used to smash through walls and push through obstacles, that the gentle press of your lips against his joints has him stopped dead in his tracks. 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Loves kids, is fantastic around kids. He is very large and is the perfect jungle gym for rambunctious children, but also can be very gentle and encouraging with any of the shyer ones who are intimidated by a large man made of metal. He’s still a bit of a stickler for rules and structure, no desserts before dinner and all vegetables must be eaten, but makes up for it by just being a really fun adult that kids kind of gravitate towards. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Piotr’s mornings are typically his busiest time; if he’s not working out in the morning, then he’s preparing for the day ahead with his various lessons. Is a very early riser as well, has an internal alarm clock that goes off at 6AM regardless of whether or not it’s a weekend and makes it so he cannot fall back asleep. 

Of course, that leads to morning cuddles if it’s the rare occasion where he actually doesn’t have a million things to do that day. He never takes those mornings for granted, holding you close and inhaling the scent of your shampoo and molding his body to spoon yours. If there’s nothing  else to do that day, he’ll spend the entire morning like that. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Piotr’s night time routine is less strict than his morning one, mostly focusing on winding down for the evening and getting comfortable before going to bed. A nice shower, pajamas and a chapter of the latest book he’s reading before turning off the lights and waiting for sleep to come. He tries to avoid any screen time before bed, if he can help it, but absolutely will get invested in whatever show you’re watching and will watch an episode with you before bed. 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Piotr is a fairly open type of person as far as revealing things about himself, although isn’t the type to say it out of nowhere without a proper relationship being established. If you ask him anything, he’ll almost always give you a straightforward answer, but won’t necessarily give the nitty gritty details until a proper relationship and mutual trust is created. 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Patience of a saint, it takes so much to get him to show any frustration beyond general annoyance or displeasure. True anger is difficult to get from Piotr, and is usually reserved for very specific circumstances or people. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He is the type to make notes in his phone if you mention you like a certain brand of something or a specific snack. Those flowers you mentioned offhand? He has a note in his phone and a reminder to place an order to the florist on Valentine’s Day and your birthday. It's an effort, and doesn’t necessarily come naturally to him to remember all the little details, but wants to make you happy so keeps a running list of things that make you happy. 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

There’s a moment in the relationship where the dynamic shifts, where it’s less ‘I am trying to impress/entice this person into a relationship’ and it becomes more ‘this is my friend who I love but also am romantically involved with and would tear this world down for’. That moment would be Piotr’s favorite, and it would be a casual moment; the two of you in pajamas, perhaps both in the same room but idly doing your own thing. And it’s then that Piotr looks over at you, in one of his t-shirts and a face mask while you scroll absentmindedly on your phone,and  there’s something in that moment when you look up at him and smile that makes his heart clench. There’s nothing particularly special, but it’s you and him and he feels so…at peace in your presence. 

It’s at that moment he knows you could ask him to do anything, ask him to jump and he’d ask how high, and it both frightens and exhilarates him to know that you - wonderful, imperfectly perfect you - have this much power over him. A man who regularly faces life or death for a cause bigger than himself as casually as some people court lovers, and he’d throw it all down for the person sitting next to him. 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’d wrap you in bubble wrap if he could, carry you down every flight of stairs if it meant your safety. Not because he doubts your ability or because he wants to undermine your autonomy, but because the thought of you getting hurt - especially when he could have prevented it - would kill him. If he can’t protect you, what is he? He’s the shield for his team, the battering ram when the situation calls for it, but for you he’ll be an entire suit of armor. 

Of course he knows that’s not feasible to always be there to save you, but it doesn’t stop him from always watching you a bit closer, having a hand at your side, or walking on the side of you that faces traffic. If you’d try to do the same for him, step in front of him or try to shield his body with your own - at first he won’t know what to think. He’s so used to being the one to take the hits, and to have someone willing to take them for him? Well, it’s going to take some getting used to, and it probably contributes to him falling for you a bit faster than he usually would. 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He puts in a lot more effort than he puts on when it comes to dates and anniversaries and holidays. He has it planned down to the letter - your favorite restaurant, the flowers that you mentioned offhandedly that you liked, and the outfit you said he looked so handsome in. Of course, it’s played off as effortless, just another part of his routine, and you’ll quickly see the cracks start to form if something goes off course.

Just kiss his hand and assure him it’s perfect, as long as he’s there beside you,  and he’ll quickly resume sweeping you off your feet. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Stickler for routine, needs structure or else he will quickly fall into bad habits fueled by self doubt. Often questions his place in the grand scheme of things if he feels like he is not fulfilling his role as a protector, and can spiral very quickly into depression or self destructive habits. 

Also, he will wear shorts and a tank top no matter how cold it gets. He’s that kid, you know the one. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Piotr’s interesting in this regard - he doesn’t so much care for his looks as far as aesthetics go. I’ve touched on this in previous asks and various drabbles, but he lifts and works out to be strong rather than to look a certain way. It’s functional, and he's more of a strongman than a bodybuilder, if that makes sense. He works out and stays fit because it suits his lifestyle and helps him be the Colossus his team needs him to be, getting ripped isn’t so much the prerogative. Of course, he enjoys looking strong and like he could tear the doors off a car without trying, and he’s the type to change if he notices a stain on his shirt, but for the most part he’s not a very vain person as far as looks are concerned. He dresses for comfort and utility rather than fashion most of the time, but he has the capacity to dress up if needed. 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Incomplete isn’t the right word. He’d feel like something was lacking, like he was missing something that would otherwise make him happy, but he would still be able to function. You don’t make him Piotr, just like he doesn’t make you…well, you. It’s an added bonus of having another person around, and it would be great if you were there and he’ll certainly miss you if you aren’t there, but he’ll be able to function without you. He’ll have to, at least that’s what he tells himself. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Okay, so the Russian stereotype of drinking vodka like it’s water is very prevalent, and yeah Piotr’s able to drink a lot and stay relatively sober, but he doesn’t really like the feeling of being inebriated beyond a slight buzz. It’s a dangerous game to get him really drunk, not only for anyone trying to keep up with him, but also for him. Drunk Piotr is a sad, sappy Piotr who is going to hold onto his friends or significant other and cry into their shoulder while forgetting his own strength. He has absolutely broken a few barstools (and a few bars) by getting too inebriated for his own good and completely forgetting that he can smash through most surfaces with little to no effort. 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I think Piotr wouldn’t be a fan of people who are completely resistant to change or self improvement - he wants to grow and try new things with you! You can be hesitant, you’ll work up to it together and he’ll be the most supportive person in your corner, but to completely shut him down or resist it altogether would really dishearten him. I also think a lack of ambition would really turn him off - if you have a goal, no matter how small, he wants to be there to help you achieve it. 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Once he settles down and is fully out cold, he does not move. Absolutely still, he’s conditioned himself to not to move or throw out an arm in fear it’ll strike out and break another bedside table. This will be doubled if you are sleeping beside him, he would be terrified of accidentally rolling over in his sleep on top of you!

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[lostpirateinwonderland]

Hello and Welcome to the Tea Party! ☕️🫖

As stated in the mini bio, I’m 1/2 American, 1/2 Italian (si, parlo tutte due lingue ☺️). I’m also a huge Disney and Marvel fan. I used to be a huge super fan of Star Wars, but I left the fandom after Disney bought it. I still love most of it and celebrate May 4th, I’m just not active in it. I’m a big history buff, preferring to stay in the 1600-1790’s, mainly the Golden Age of Piracy and the American Revolution. I LOVE dragons (kind of an unhealthy obsession at this point, but you can never have enough dragons in my opinion) and am a big fan of the Eragon series. Recently, I’ve started to get more into book fandoms such as ACOTAR, TOG, FBAA, Fourth Wing, etc., so you might see me lurking over in those areas. However, I tend to bounce back and forth between different fandoms depending on my mood. I am over 21, but I would prefer not to disclose my age.

To clarify, I’m not a fanfic writer, but I am an avid fanfic reader. Please do not expect me to post stuff, I’m mostly using this account to be able to connect better with the fandoms that I am a part of.

As mean as it sounds, I will block people who have nothing more than a profile pic because of the scary amount of bots there are on this platform. It’s nothing personal, I’m just watching out for my own safety. Hence why I’m posting this; to let authors know that I am real and I unfortunately do exist in the real world (please send me to a different universe, I beg you 🙏🏽).

That being said, here are the fandoms that I am a part of with the characters that I will read fanfics for (most of them being character x reader format because I apparently have no self control 🤷🏽‍♀️):

Marvel

Bucky Barnes/Winter Solider

Namor (both comic and MCU versions)

Loki Laufeyson/Odinson

Warren Worthington III/Angel

Piotr Rasputin/Colossus

Pirates of the Caribbean

Commodore James Norrington

Lieutenant Theodore Groves

Lieutenant Andrew Gillette (yes, I’m using that version of his name, because I prefer it)

Turn: Washington’s Spies

Major Ben Tallmadge

Major John Andre

Once Upon A Time

Jefferson/Mad Hatter

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Lucien Vanserra

Azriel

Eris Vanserra

Here are movies, fandoms, and characters that I absolutely love, but don’t read fanfics for:

Disney

Treasure Planet

Robin Hood

Peter Pan—Captain Hook is one of my absolute favorites

Alice in Wonderland—The Mad Hatter being my favorite, but the Mad Tea Party scene is my absolute favorite 💙🫖☕️

Hercules

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Zorro—The Guy Williams version is my absolute favorite. I always love seeing fellow Italians (in this case, fellow Ito-Americans) on the silver screen. 💚🤍❤️

Others

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang—I will not accept critiques about this beautiful and uplifting masterpiece. Grandpa Potts is my favorite 🤣

James Bond—I’m here for Q. Desmond Llewyn was absolutely brilliant (fun fact, he was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as well); I totally don’t recite the line about the grenade pen all the time. Ben Whishaw is at a very close second.

Austenland—Fantastic. I watch this every time I need a good laugh.

The Eragon Book Series—I refuse to watch the movie, as this is my all time favorite book and book series and I don’t want to ruin it for myself. Favorite characters being Angela, Murtagh, Sapphira, Solembum, Eragon, and Brom. I will occasionally read Murtagh x reader fanfics, but there are so few of them, that I read most of them years ago.

Harry Potter Series—Both books and movies. I also like the Fantastic Beast series. I’m going to be blatantly honest; I’m here for the dragons and Charlie Weasley. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stories and what not, but I have a giant fangirl moment every time he’s mentioned, in the stories, and/or I see dragons. I’m kind of like Lampie from Pete’s Dragon, except I get super excited about dragons, as they are my absolute favorites. 🐉

Hook—As stated with Peter Pan, one of my favorite characters of all time is Captain Hook. Dustin Hoffman was absolutely brilliant in this and I love the idea of Captain Hook facing an adult version of Peter. One of my favorite adaptations of the classic story. 🥹

The American Revolution—Not any film or story in particular, but I do love learning anything I can about the conflict and love the period. The exception to this is the TURN: Washington’s Spies series; I LOVE this series. Definitely my favorite TV series of all time. Hamilton the musical is fine, however I don’t care for Hamilton as a person, so it’s weird for me watching an entire production about him (he was pretty nasty in real life). King George was the only thing I really liked about it. Banastre Tarleton and the Culper Spy Ring are the two big things that I will devour information about the most as they are the most fascinating for me. If it weren’t for the fact that I am broke and don’t have time, I would absolutely join the re-enacting community for this time period.

The Golden Age of Piracy—As stated, I am a big fan of this time period. It spans a pretty long time time (most sources put it between 1690-1720, but there are many events that led to this giant boom and they started long before then), but I my favorite pirate/privateer out of all of them is Benjamin Hornigold. He was such a fascinating person and out of all of the pirates that are most famous, I would argue that he stuck to his moral code the most. Otherwise, same as American Rev; besides Pirates of the Caribbean, I don’t have any stories or films in particular. Black Sails is ok and Our Flag Means Death is hilarious, but I have a problem where I start screaming at the screen about how inaccurate it is (mostly with Black Sails. Out of all the things you could mess up, it shouldn’t be that hard to not mess up one of the biggest things in history that is associated with the start of the rise of piracy in the Caribbean, but apparently I’ve been proved incorrectly) 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Thank you for reading my long, extensive bio about myself. Feel free to tag me in any of the works listed above, I am pretty good at reading it, liking it, and placing a comment within a timely manner.

In the mean time, I hope you enjoyed your tea! 🫖☕️ Please pass me the McVities before you leave. 🍪

[moonlit-imagines]

warnings: wade wilson, maybe inappropriate comments

a/n: <3

requested by anon 🌵

“Oo-wee!” Wade called as you walked by and added a whistle, causing you to spin around and see what all the fuss was about. “Look at that, and I thought Colossus was my forbidden piece of fruit. Boy, was I wrong.” He kept rambling on to you, who gave him a good old Russian death stare.

“What are you doing?” You asked him once you were able to get a word in.

“I’m trying to seduce you, is it working?” Wade bent over a chair to “stretch” in his leather suit and wiggled around a bit. “Are you looking? Who am I kidding? No one could look away from this bun-show.”

“Wade.” Colossus’s voice boomed. “What is going on?” Your brother looked down at you, who shrugged.

“The show must go on!” He lifted his leg up on the chair and leaned in and out. “Now it’s a party, hello dears. Any requests?”

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[infinitehyperfixations]

(Y/N): remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Piotr: yes?

(Y/N): they are out of my ADHD meds for 5 days

Piotr: Bozhe moi

(Y/N): it is going to be a fun week!

Piotr: I am going back to professor’s institute

(Y/N): in sickness and in health moTHERFUCKER

#piotr rasputin x reader #i love piotr rasputin #piotr rasputin #colossus x reader #colossus #I love this man so much #shit post #based off of a tiktok that I saw

[floral-and-fine]

The Plan

Colossus/Piotr Rasputin x Curvy/plus size/female reader

Summary: Colossus develops a crush on a woman he meets through Wade.

A/n: My first time writing for the Deadpool fandom. Hope it’s alright!

“Wade!” a booming voice rang out as the apartment door was forced open. Colossus stepped into the apartment searching for Deadpool.

“You know I would never intrude like this under normal circumstances, but we have an urgent matter...” he trailed off, spotting an unfamiliar face sitting at the table. His mouth hung open as he stopped talking. You were lovely, exquisite even in his humble opinion, the most beautiful voluptuous woman he’d ever seen.

Colossus gulped, frozen in place. His mind went blank, all he could do was stare and take in all your feminine beauty. You looked so soft, sweet, and delicate like a delectable zefir.

You smiled and waved at the giant metal man, feeling a bit awkward as he blatantly stares at you with his jaw slacked.

Wade looked back and forth between the two of you. “Big guy? Yoo-hoo? Urgent matter?” He waved his hand in front of Colossus’ face. “Unless you wanted to stay for tea and toaster strudel?” Wade gestured to the table, where a teapot and dainty little teacups with matching saucers were placed.

Colossus blinked his eyes. “What?” he asked, as his mind returned to reality.

“Are you asking what a toaster strudel is?” Wade asked, narrowing his eyes. “Wow, you guys are really deprived at that school.”

“No, not about that,” Colossus groaned. “I… spaced out for a moment.” He pursed his lips, his eyes flickering over to you again for a brief moment. “Sorry to have interrupted, I didn’t know you had company, Wade.”

Wade shrugged, “It’s not a big deal.”

“And we were just finishing up,” you explained softly and placed the teacup back on the little saucer.

Colossus straightened his posture and extended his hand.“I am Piotr,” he introduced himself.

“Piotr…” Wade whispered to himself, scrunching his nose. “Your name is Colossus,” he corrected.

You shook your head at Wade and stood up, smoothing out the skirt of your dress.

“Y/n,” you replied, shaking Colossus’s hand. “It’s a pleasure.” Your fingers were so delicate in his big metal palm, his thumb involuntarily brushing over your knuckles. With reluctance, Colossus let your hand go.

“I’ll take my toaster strudel to go, Wade, and let you heroes get to work,” you winked at Piotr.

“Be careful with that, y/n,”  Wade warned, handing you an iced toaster strudel on a napkin. “It’s still hot.”

“Same time next month?” You asked him, halfway out the door.

“Yeah, yeah,” Wade responded, digging around in a dirty pile of clothes, looking for his mask.

“It was nice meeting you, Piotr,” you smiled.

“Yes, of course,” he nodded watching you leave.

“Are you and her…?” Colossus murmured trailing off, still gazing at the door after you left.

“She’s just a friend...” Wade explained uninterested changing into his superhero suit.

“I see,” Colossus sighed, knowing already that he wouldn’t be able to get you out of his head.

…

Negasonic raised an eyebrow at her mentor, there was something clearly wrong with the big hunk of metal.

She had never seen him so distracted in a fight, getting smacked around and thrown all over the place like a ragdoll, and now that they were back at the mansion, he was wandering around with his head in the clouds. Colossus hadn’t even bothered giving her his post-fight lecture about hydrating and having a high-protein snack after such an excursion.

“What’s wrong with you?” She asked him bluntly.

He continued to sit at the kitchen counter in a daze, while his cereal was getting soggy.

Negasonic huffed, “Hey! I’m talking to you, what’s your problem?”

“Hm?” He turned to face her. “Nothing’s wrong, everything is fine.”

She gave him a skeptical look, “Right.”

Yukio skipped into the kitchen, opening the fridge and getting out something to drink.

“He’s being really weird,” Negasonic muttered to her.

“Oh?” Yukio waltzed over closer to Colossus and stared at him for a moment.  “Someone’s in love,” she concluded in a sing-song voice, grinning ear to ear.

Colossus choked on a spoon full of cereal, “I am not.”

“Gross,” Negasonic sneered.

“No, it’s cute,” Yukio beamed, nudging Negasonic’s shoulder. “Tell us about them.”

Negasonic rolled her eyes but took a seat across from her mentor as Yukio leaned in anxious to hear about whoever Colossus was daydreaming about.

The metal man gave them a stern look, “Don’t you have homework?”

“Aw,” Yukio pouted. “Just tell us their name?”

Colossus stood up and walked over to the sink to wash his dishes, “Both of you should focus on your training, instead of this nonsense.”

“Don’t you always tell us to take it easy after a fight?” Negasonic countered.

Yukio nodded, “He does!”

He groaned, walking out of the kitchen as they followed right behind him, Yukio practically became his shadow as Negasonic kept some space following a few feet behind. The two were persistent…mostly Yukio, but Negasonic did seem to get some enjoyment from how bothered he was.

“So,” Yukio pressed. “Are they pretty?”

Colossus didn’t answer as he went into the gym and started lifting weights.

“Are they a mutant? What’s their favorite color? How did you meet? What do they do? Where are they from?”

He tried his best to ignore her as she asked a slew of questions, he did his best to focus on something else, anything else while counting in his head as he lifted the barbell.

“I bet they’re beautiful, smart, kind,” she wondered out loud. “Will you have the wedding here at the mansion?”

Her last question had caught him completely off guard, in his flustered state Colossus fumbled with the weight dropping it on the floor roughly.

Negasonic snickered, “This is fun.”

“So cute,” Yukio gushed.

If metal was capable of blushing, he’d be bright red by now.

…

Later that night, Colossus thought about all the things Yukio had asked, he only knew the answer to 3 of them, your name, how you met, and that yes, you were very pretty.

He rolled over onto his back and stared at the ceiling. He honestly wanted to get to know you better, to be able to answer all those questions and more. He wanted to have long conversations with you that lasted all night, listen about your childhood and passions, share his thoughts and feelings with you.

It seemed so crazy to him that he was already so smitten over you based on such a short interaction, but he couldn’t deny how he felt.

All he could do now was imagine what it would be like to grab your thick thighs and squeeze and knead your ample flesh, to rest his head against your soft breasts like a pillow, to be able to hold and cuddle against your plush body every night.

His face burned at just the thought. A woman such as yourself needed to be romanced first, and here he was getting ahead of himself. But how would he even go about seeing you again?

Colossus frowned as he was reminded that his only connection to you was through Wade. Involving Wade in his love life could only lead to unnecessary trouble.

“Bozhe moi,” he groaned. He was not going to go to Wade under any circumstance.

...

“Hi, Wade!” Yukio waved as he opened his apartment door.

“Oh what a surprise it’s Yukio… and Wednesday Addams,” he smiled at Negasonic.

She shook her head, “That was weak even for you.”

They entered his apartment, Negasonic’s lip curling in disgust. “Do you ever clean?”

“Only for holidays and special occasions,” he answered, shutting the door behind him.  “So what brought the two of you to the neighborhood?”

“We’re here to find out more about Colossus’s crush,” Yukio said excitedly.

“Well,” Wade started, taking a seat. “I’m a Sagittarius, my blood type is O negative, I’m afraid of the dark, I love long walks and getting pegged-“

“Not you, you idiot,” Negasonic snapped. “We think he may have met someone here last week.”

The girls had done their homework, retracing Colossus’s footsteps from the previous week, it seemed plausible that he may have met someone either here or someone who lives in this apartment building.

“Hm,” Wade hummed stroking his chin while flipping through a blank planner.“Last week, last week… oh! Quilting club!”

“Quilting what?” Negasonic questioned, narrowing her eyes. “What are you a Golden Girl?”

“I will have you know young lady quilting is a lost art form!” Wade pulled out a quilt, each section containing a quilted image of Deadpool killing various people, starting with his time as a hitman and leading to him killing Ajax. “It tells a story,” he pointed out.

“Whatever, grandma,”

Yukio took a closer look, examining the stitching and details “it’s very good.”

“Thank you, Yukio,” he replied smugly. “I really wanted to capture all the gore and violence.”

“So, who’s in your… quilting club?” Negasonic asked, wanting to get this over with.

“Oh, there’s a bunch of us, Gladys, Ida, Ethel, Dorothy,” he rattled on, counting on his fingers as he tried to remember everyone. “Pearl, Agnes-“

“Was there anyone from your old lady group that was here when Colossus showed up or at least someone who isn’t in their eighties?” Negasonic interrupted.

“Well, y/n stayed for tea…” Wade’s eyes widened. “Is y/n his crush?” He could barely contain his excitement, recalling their short interaction.  “Oooh, we are so going to get that uptight Tin Man laid!”

Negasonic sighed as Wade excitedly talked himself, “We made a big fucking mistake didn’t we?”

Yukio shrugged watching as he started drafting up a plan with crayons.

…

“So, I finally have it, the plan that is going to get Colossus and y/n together,” Wade started explaining, pulling out a sketchbook from his backpack.“Colossus and the rest of the X-Men will be backed into a corner, scared and about to die.”

He held up a crudely drawn picture.

“Then y/n, our heroic savior, comes swooping in with guns blazing. POW! POW!” Wade turned the page. “And just like all leading ladies, she gives her man a big ol’ smooch at the end.”

Wade leaned forward and whispered, “And as we all know adrenaline and almost dying are the greatest aphrodisiacs.” Smiling to himself, he pretended to wipe a tear from his face, “it’s perfect.”

The bored teenage barista behind the counter gave Wade a blank stare, “sir, would you like to order a drink or something?”

“Oh yeah, I’ll have a venti strawberry creme frappuccino with extra whip cream,” Wade ordered.

“And I’ll have a grande vanilla sweet cream cold brew,” Dopinder added. “With a chocolate cake pop.”

Grabbing their drinks, they headed out to the cab.

“Let’s go get the heroine of this romance story!” Wade exclaimed, hopping into the passenger seat.

…

Colossus sighed relieved as Dopinder’s yellow taxi pulled up.

“Hope you don’t mind that I invited myself to the party,” Wade announced exiting the taxi.

“Wade, it’s so good of you to help,” Colossus started, utterly grateful for the assistance.

“Oh just you wait for it, big buddy,” Wade said, opening the car’s back door. “Cause look who I brought with me!”

Colossus’s face fell immediately as you stepped out from the back seat. You waved at him shyly.

“My plus one! And don’t worry she’s armed!” Wade turned to you, “You might want to take the safety off.”

“Oh, okay,” you replied, handing the gun to Wade so he could help you.

“Here we go,” he muttered, taking the safety off for you. “Now let’s go kick some ass-“

“WADE!” Colossus shouted fists clenched tightly, eyes full of fury, as he marched towards the fool. Colossus grabbed Deadpool, slamming him against the cab. “What are you thinking!”

“Oh, my,” Wade whispered to you. “He does not look happy to see you.”

“Wha- no,” Colossus stumbled. “I-I’m very happy to see you.” He gave you an earnest look.

You smiled at him and his heart practically skipped a beat.

“I’ve been hoping to see you again,” he admitted.

“I’ve been hoping for the same thing,” you took a step closer to him, reaching out and placing a hand on his forearm.

Wade coughed as Colossus released him, “Aw, I just love bringing people together.”

Colossus scowled at him, even if his intentions were good it does not excuse him endangering a civilian, “It’s not safe for her to be here. She could get hurt!”

“She‘ll be fine! She's got a 7-foot tall bulletproof boyfriend now.”

Colossus could feel his face heat up, “That’s- we’re not- this is going to be a dangerous fight!”

“I gave her more than a gun,” Wade said exasperatedly. “She also has a knife.”

Colossus clenched his jaw, he looked so angry that the vein in his forehead might burst.

“Actually, I don’t really feel comfortable using either,” you confessed to Wade, holding out the gun and knife to return to him.

His eyes went wide and he suddenly took your face in his hands and smushed your cheeks together.

“Y/n,” he began in a serious tone, looking you in the eye. “You’ve got this, this is your big hero moment. You’re going to save the day and get your man. This isn’t an action movie, it’s a romcom and you’re our leading lady.”

“But can’t I just use my powers?” You managed to mumble out.

Wade released your cheeks.

“You’re a mutant?” Both him and Colossus asked simultaneously.

“What the hell is going on here!?” Negasonic demanded as she joined the group. “We can’t keep this guy distracted forever.” She glanced over at you. “Who’s this?”

“Your future mentor-in-law,” Wade explained, wrapping an arm around her shoulders and giving her a little squeeze.

“Get off,” she shoved Wade to the side and marched back towards the fight. “And try doing something actually useful.”

Colossus looked at you, “Are you sure about this?”

You nodded, “I wouldn’t be here if I thought I couldn’t  handle it.” You laughed, “you should’ve heard Wade’s crazy plan. I did like the ending though.”

Colossus shook his head, he still couldn’t believe that Wade would involve you in his crazy schemes. “Stay close to me,” he offered you his hand.

“Well lookie here,” Juggernaut taunted. “Got yourself a girlfriend now?”

Colossus narrowed his eyes, using his massive body to shield you from the Juggernaut, “Turn yourself in now or we will have to use force.”

Juggernaut scoffed and pounded a fist against his chest, “there’s no force that can stop the Juggernaut.”

Suddenly, Wade came at him, leaping in the air with his katana drawn only to be swatted away like a fly.

Negasonic rolled her eyes, as she powered up, “Idiot, he can’t even make a good distraction.” She released a blast that made you flinch, but after the dust settled the Juggernaut remained still standing, unscathed.

“Enough of this!” The Juggernaut shouted, before he started to charge forward towards you and Colossus, and was gaining a lot of momentum.

Colossus prepared for impact, planting his feet firmly on the ground, arms out, ready to take the brunt of the blow.

Biting your lip, you closed your eyes, and with just seconds to spare, you unleashed a powerful force field.

The Juggernaut collided against the barrier at full force. Your force field absorbed the energy of his attack and immediately redirected it back at him which sent him flying backward, crashing through several brick walls, until he landed face down on the ground, knocked out cold.

“Holy shit,” Wade shouted, clapping his hands to his face. “What was that?”

In your excitement, you jumped into Colossus’s arms, “I can’t believe I did it!” You gave him a quick kiss, your soft plush lips pressed against his for only a second or two.

Colossus looked stunned, as you pulled away from him. His hands lingering on your waist, not wanting to let you go. The kiss was so brief and light, that he couldn’t believe that it had actually happened.

His heart was racing as he stared at you, without thinking, he leaned back down, capturing your lips again for a deeper, longer, kiss. Your arms wrapped around his neck while one of his hands slid down from your waist to your thigh grasping it gently before dipping you.

“So cute!” Yukio cheered.

“Sick,” Negasonic cringed.

“Is anyone else getting hard?” Wade whispered.

You smiled against Colossus’s lips, stroking his cheek gently. Slowly, he parted from you, resting his forehead against yours. He couldn’t believe it, he had been dreaming about you for days now, you were so incredibly sweet and charming.

“Y/n,” he breathed, savoring the moment of having you in his arms.

“Ask her on a date,” Wade interrupted loudly, giving Colossus a double thumbs up.

Colossus glared at Wade, his patience running low. You guided his face back towards you, smiling sweetly at him. “I would love to get dinner,” you suggested. “If you’re free?”

“He’d love to!” Wade answered before Colossus even had a chance to speak.

You giggled, “Perfect!”

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