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singsweetmelodies · 2 years

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so... @welightitup and i were having a bit of a freakout about pierre's abs + whipped cream + leclerc tops, and i, well. ask and ye shall receive 😘

crème français.

"I want to try something," Charles pants in-between deep kisses, dropping his hands to Pierre’s shoulders and squeezing, unexpectedly hard.

“Okay,” Pierre agrees, his voice already rough and significantly lower than usual even to his own ears. “What is it?”

Charles smirks at him, and Pierre barely has time to think oh, shit, I know that expression before Charles is surging forward to straddle Pierre’s lap. His hands drop from Pierre’s shoulders to his chest, and then he pushes, just hard enough that Pierre gets the idea.

Shit, yeah, okay, Pierre thinks a little nonsensically as he goes easily, falling back onto the pillows. Above him, Charles smirks.

And oh, fuck. Charles doesn't get like this often, but when he does… those have been some of the hottest nights of Pierre's life.

"Hands on the headboard, please," Charles requests, as sweet and earnest as ever even when they’re like this. Pierre can only smile up at him, feeling stupidly and impossibly fond of the man above him.

"I'm only going to ask nicely the first time," Charles says, and though his voice is still soft, there's a hint of steel behind it now. "Hands on the headboard now, Pierre, before I make you keep them there for the rest of the night."

“Fuck,” Pierre says, the word getting half-caught on a moan as he hastens to raise his arms above his head. Hottest nights of his life, hell yeah.

“Thank you,” Charles says sweetly, leaning down for a quick reward of a kiss as Pierre curls his fingers around the headboard. "Now, close your eyes," he murmurs as he pulls away, his breath hot against Pierre's cheek. "You're going to like this, I promise."

Pierre exhales roughly, but closes his eyes, white-knuckling his grip on the headboard. "Good," Charles breathes above him, and then his weight shifts on top of Pierre, like he's reaching to the side.

"Ah," Charles says somewhere to his left, satisfied, and it takes all of Pierre's self-control not to open his eyes and look immediately. What is it, what is it -

Charles shifts back so he's properly straddling Pierre's thighs again, and Pierre loses track of his train of thoughts immediately as Charles' boxer-clad ass rubs teasingly over his dick.

"Fuck, Charles," he manages, fighting to keep his eyes squeezed shut.

Charles chuckles above him, and then he's leaning down, and there are lips pressed to Pierre's, quick and soft. "Trust me, Pierrot."

And Pierre can only nod, because he does. Of course he does. He trusts Charles with everything he is. He forces his muscles to relax, because much as he hates giving up control in any situation, this is Charles. He would do anything for Charles.

There's a strange sound, then, almost like… a can being shaken? Pierre grips the headboard tight enough that the frame cuts into his skin a little, the slight pain distracting him from opening his eyes.

"Fuck, Pierre, your arms," Charles says above him, voice rough and dark with want. He trails one finger down the flex of muscle in Pierre’s bicep, obviously getting slightly distracted from his original line of thought.

Pierre feels a smirk spreading across his face, lazy and self-satisfied. Even though he can’t see Charles’ expression, he knows that Charles’ green eyes will be dark with want, a little hazy the way they always get when Pierre is bare before him and Charles is allowed to touch. “Like what you see, hmm?”

“I more than like it,” Charles purrs back, continuing the trail of his finger down the length of Pierre’s arm, then down onto his chest and all the way to his abs. He flattens his palm there, obviously admiring the hard planes of muscle beneath his touch, and Pierre has a second to wonder if this is Charles’ master plan for the evening -

Then Charles pulls his hand away, and replaces his hand with a cold squirt of something… airy, and cold, in a line across Pierre’s abs.

Pierre can't help the way his eyes fly open in shock at that. Charles just grins at him, tongue pressed against his teeth and cheeky as anything, a can of whipped cream held casually in one hand. "Hello," he purrs, and then sprays another line of cream in a neat vertical line across Pierre's abs.

“Shit,” Pierre manages, his head falling back against the headboard with a loud thunk as Charles repeats the action a third time.

“A good shit?” Charles checks, momentarily stilling his movements to meet Pierre’s gaze, searching.

Pierre nods fervently. “Good, yeah, yeah, so good. Green light. Fuck.”

“I thought you would like this, yes,” Charles says, entirely too pleased with himself as he sprays another line of whipped cream in a lazy arc over Pierre’s stomach.

“You are so -” Pierre starts, pushing up a little to try and catch Charles’ gaze in a glare, but the words die in his mouth as Charles dips his head and drags his tongue over Pierre’s abs.

Charles looks up at him, then, his green eyes wide and innocent as he swallows, licking his lips to get the last traces of white cream off. “I am so?” he parrots, blinking coquettishly at Pierre.

Pierre is pretty sure his brain has just forgotten how words work. Charles’ innocent smile morphs into a smirk, like he’s saying I thought so.

Fuck. Fuck. He is so full of shit for this, so fucking cheeky, and Pierre is going to get him for it later, he’s going to get him back so well that Charles won’t be able to say anything but Pierre’s name and “please -”

But as it is, Charles has the advantage, and boy, does he use it. He’s almost languid as he licks another long stripe up Pierre’s stomach, lingering in the dips and lines of his abs, and the contrast between the hot of his mouth and the airy chill of the whipped cream is slowly driving Pierre crazy.

To make matters worse, Charles holds the cream in his mouth a little longer this time, parting his lips just enough to show Pierre the white all over his tongue and lips and chin.

“S-shit,” Pierre stutters, the curse fading into a breathless moan as Charles does it again, and again, and again.

There isn’t even any cream left anymore, but Charles doesn’t seem to be in any sort of hurry, leaving licks and nips and open-mouthed kisses all over Pierre’s stomach and abs. He’s clearly enjoying himself, clearly having the time of his life, while Pierre is so hard that he feels like he might explode if Charles doesn’t fucking do something, and soon.

Like he can read Pierre’s mind, Charles starts kissing a line down his stomach, further and further down until his lips are teasingly close to Pierre’s clothed dick, his face hovering just above Pierre’s waistband.

“Hmmm,” Charles hums, one hand coming up to toy with Pierre’s boxers as he leaves another kiss, slow but searing, to the soft skin just above his waistband.

“Charles,” Pierre warns, his hips involuntarily jerking up towards the heat of Charles’ mouth.

Charles chuckles against his skin, moving away just enough that Pierre can’t find any friction, and that’s -

That’s it. That’s the last straw.

Pierre lets go of the headboard and grabs for Charles’ hair in one smooth movement, pulling him up so they’re seated nose-to-nose. “On your knees, right now,” he orders, and he doesn’t leave any room for argument.

Charles moans, long and loud and unabashed, and then he’s scrambling off the bed to do what Pierre says, somehow managing to take Pierre’s boxers with him. Pierre swings his legs over the edge of the bed, and Charles settles in between his thighs, looking up at Pierre with a devious smirk and red, red lips still glistening from how many times he’s licked them tonight.

Charles leans forward, swirling his tongue teasingly over just the head of Pierre’s dick before pulling back to look up at him with a smirk and hooded eyes.

“Fuck,” Pierre groans, and grabs his hair again, pulling hard enough that Charles moans too. He’s close enough that Pierre can almost feel the vibrations of it around his dick, and he has to close his eyes for a moment, breathing hard.

When he opens them again, he knows his eyes will be so dark that the blue will be almost entirely black. “I’m going to fuck your mouth now,” he warns.

“Yes,” Charles says breathily, and then he’s leaning forward, and parting his lips, and Pierre pushes forward, and -

Fuck. Just, fuck. If Charles’ lips and tongue had felt heavenly tracing patterns all over his abs, the feeling of it on his cock is… fucking nirvana. Charles is so good at this, just, so good.

And Pierre could lose himself in the feeling of it, easy, but that’s not who they are.

“I bet you think you’re so clever, don’t you?” he pants, punctuating the words with a harsh snap of his hips, and Charles chokes, a little, and fuck, it feels so good, finally.

“You think you’re so clever, driving me crazy like this all night,” Pierre says, and tightens his grip on Charles’ hair. “Because this is what you wanted all along, isn’t it? Being told to get on your knees and choking on my cock like a good boy.”

Charles moans around Pierre’s dick, and Pierre sees him reach into his own boxers and get a hand around himself, and that - fuck, this really isn’t going to last long at all, is it?

“That’s right,” he grits out, and he can feel himself starting to lose his hold on words and coherency, but he holds onto them with a tenuous thread so that he can finish this for Charles. “That’s right, get yourself off while I fuck your mouth. Are you going to come for me, Charles?”

Charles moans again, and his eyelashes flutter, and that’s it. Pierre comes with a grunt, his hips surging forward in a particularly brutal thrust which Charles takes, easy and easy and easy as the world whites out around Pierre.

Distantly, he’s aware of Charles’ jaw going slack as he comes, too, and Charles must have pulled off at some point as well, but Pierre missed it completely in the blinding force of his orgasm.

“Jesus,” Pierre says, when he’s managed to catch his breath again. “We’re definitely doing that again.”

Charles tilts his head up to look at him, and despite the rough, ruined quality to his voice, he still manages to sound cheeky as he points out, “Well, there’s still a lot of whipped cream left in the can…”

#and needless to say they didn't sleep much that night either <3 #piarles #piarles fic #10 x 16 #myfic #oh god this is definitely the filthiest thing i've posted solid to tumblr #aksjsndhdndbfnf #how do community labels work?? oh god #ANYWAY #sending this out into the world because apparently i truly have no shame left #also sorry that this doesn't contain *quite* as much leclerc tops content as i'd initially planned #i started writing and then things took a complete right turn but i liked it way too much to change it #when charles wants to be on his knees that badly... you have to put him on his knees. public service #kskdjdhdhdhdhdhd i think i'm going loopy #but i DO always say that 2am is the best time to write smut #so here ya go #don't crucify me pls besties x #and uh. please. validate my porn? i guess xD lmao 🙈🥰

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marvelslut16 · 12 days

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Opinions on TTPD (from a debut Swiftie)

First, I would like to stress that this is just my opinion and you can disagree with me, I respect that, but please don't send me any hate for my opinions.

Leading up to the release I was worried that the album was being too hyped up, and I think it was for me. With all of the promo, easter eggs, pop ups, song titles, I think I just expected something more than what we got.

Overall the album felt very lackluster, it felt like she was stringing a bunch of lyrical words together without any passion or emotion behind the words. ie Down Bad, But Daddy I love Him, Florida...

I'm kinda confused about the collabs because I feel that neither of them really added to their respective songs.

So long London made me cry, but that could be because London Boy was my favorite song from Lover.

I liked that the songs weren't all about Joe, quite a few were about Matty- I just find it funny that everyone was saying that this album would crucify Joe but she 'attacked' Matty more.

So Long London, Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, loml, and I Can Do It With A Broken Heart are my favorite songs.

Also I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't think The Alchamy is about TK, I feel like it's more of a love letter to her fans, Idk how to explain it though lmao.

Overall, this album is probably my least favorite of her albums, I personally found half of the album to be skips. For an album that was promoted as a breakup album going through the different stages of grief, I felt that the songs weren't really conveying the feelings and pain.

Edit: The Anthology~

Taylor has once again not put her best songs on her album. Personally, I feel like these songs convey the pain and heartbreak I expected in the album.

I hope she sells THE ANTHOLOGY as it's own album because I would much rather own these songs/play this record till wears out.

thanK you alMee?? KIM??? Take that woman down Miss Ma'am!

Peter wrecked me, it hit a little too close to home.

I wish The Black Dog, imgonnagetyouback, The Albatross, thanK you aIMeee, The Prophecy, and Peter were all put onto TTPD, because then my opinion on the album would be completely different and positive.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Kat Talk

#kat rambles #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #the tortured poets department the anthology #ttpd #ts ttpd

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saccharinemeat · 4 months

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What are your opinions on Hfjone ships?

oh fucking man

okay imma get crucified , but here we go. opinion on popular ones + my own rareship

Liam/Bryce

fucking SUCKS. it can only work if you're self aware about how absolutely awful and hurtful liam is,and i feel from what ive seen that the fandom just reduces them to 'omg doomed yaoi' and like, woobifies them. This ship only and only works as one sided,forced and extremely toxic (in my eyes). Bryce deserves better than Liam, and liam relentlessly hurts Bryce down to the very goddamn end (← i say this as someone who is currently fuckin obsessed with liam and self recognizes in him 😐)

Liam/Amelia

I like this one. I feel like theyre pretty good for each other, although, it's sort of a doomed one,in the sense of how it would work only if they were to be in the plane forever. I do feel like Amelia sort of lost herself in the plane forever. If those two ever got out, he'd have to take some charge on their shared recovery and Liam is NOT gonna deal with that well. Still a cute ship,and I like it.

Amelia/Charlotte

...why? this feels like pairing the leftover main characters because everyone is focused on the Boys TM. they dont really have any chemistry,like,even theorically i feel like they wouldn't mesh well,unless you wanna make Amelia basically Charlotte's therapist. But yay, women! i can't be mad about this one,really. I don't mind it

Liam/Airy

Lairy is...complicated, emotionally. I can see it actually being a thing,but it's really in a fucked up way. definitely a 'i hope we both die' kind of pairing. I think about it and it gives me heartache that i cant explain. it hurts because they both are awful in different ways but also they are trying. I will say i do enjoy it but in a way that makes me hurt. lots of angst there. I think this one especially benefits from becoming a ship that happens after moldpack being A thing

Liam/Charlotte

Okay this one is not popular,in fact i feel like nobody but me is into it but theres so much potential here. especially the way they would be so horribly,terrifyingly bad to each other. I can imagine Charlotte getting out instead of Bryce,and how different it all would be. her prideful nature and liam's manipulative tendencies are so deliciously wrong. I feel they would bring the worst out of each other. I have a lot to say about them but like. Consider those first 5 months. Liam was as isolated as Charlotte was,he only sorta rejoined the others in the last two months stretch, and I think they might've interacted during that. And just, Charlotte WOULD be interested in solving the mystery,she would jump on that chance because she needs control and Liam would be elated at first and horrified later and AGH it would be so messy and interesting. please ask me more about moldpack. im the charlotte/liam person number 1 fan now.

and now rapid fire other ships,

Oscar/Bryce - can see it,and i feel like it makes sense within Bryce's trauma streak. I can imagine them bonding and it getting a bit too close

Bryce/Stella - I wish this had more exploration,object shipcest is so insanely rare. I like it

Taylor/Amelia - kinda cute,can see it if taylor stayed in the plane. Especially if it starts as a sort of one sided crush that goes too far

Liam/Owen - this is cute,can kinda see it but only in a no-show scenario (as in, ONE never happened and this is a coworker romance thing)

Charlotte/Parker - it upsets me,but i can see them as having hooked up once and Parker catching feelings while Charlotte is super uncomfortable about it and that explains that weird tension.

Bryce/Amelia - eh. sure? it's cute but i dont care for it a lot. also i dont care for sodacentpack a lot,but it's better than sodapack alone i Guess. get ♣️'d lmao

ALSO, the crackship/crossover with showvember

Airy/Popcorn - NO. piss off the joke is boring and lame and IDK i hate it.

#proship #antis dni lmao #hfjone #hfjone ships #hfjone spoilers #moldpack #charliam #osc

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subwonwooagenda · 2 years

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I Was Wrong

Summary: Since Tyrion arrived to Mereen and became your sister's advisor, you've always held him in high respect and admiration. When you and your sister fled on Drogon and Veles from the fighting pit massacre, Tyrion was left in charge and truth be told he didn't do a good job. Now you and your sister return and both of you are less than pleased with his choices.

Pairing(s): Tyrion Lannister x Fem!TargaryenReader

Warnings: smut, dirty talk, slight angst, biting, rough sex, use of the word 'pussy' stfu it's a warning to me I hate that word lmao

Request: "Can I get a tyrion lannister smut fic? F!reader an him get into a huge fight an after the fight he is more rough an biting an dirty talk please" Requested by @vikingstoner69 i hope you enjoy it!!

Tyrion didn't know what to do. His queens had left and he, as their advisor, made the political choice to meet with the Masters and come to terms that they had seven years to abolish slavery. Now the masters were attacking Mereen and his queens were glaring down at him.

"Despite appearances, I think you'll find the city is on the rise." Tyrion said, voice shaking as he faced the wrath of the Mother of Dragons and the Queen of Serpents.

"The city's on the rise?" Dany said, eyebrow arching as she spoke before looking at you, sitting on one of the benches, jaw clenched as you stayed silent, choosing to be angry in silent.

"Mereen is strong. Commerce has returned to the markets. the people are behind you both." Tyrion has said, flinching as an explosion followed his words.

You and Dany stayed silent, simply glaring at him. You and your sister worked so hard and so long, and you couldn't help but be angry at the lack of respect Tyrion seemed to show that work.

"Well, not all the people. No ruler that ever lived had the support of all the people. But the rebirth of Mereen is the cause of this violence." He stated, causing you to raise an eyebrow at his bullshit excuse of reasoning as your sister walked over to where you sat.

Tyrion took a few steps over to you and your sister. "The Masters cannot let Mereen succeed. Because if Mereen succeeds, a city without slavery, a city without masters...it proves to them that no one needs a master."

Dany and you shared a long exchange of silent words before you turned to Tyrion, standing up and finally deciding to speak.

"Good. Shall we begin?" You said to him.

He looked confused for a bit before asking, "Do we have a plan?"

You took a step closer to him as your sister sat where you once sat, "We will crucify the Masters. We will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is our plan." You said to him, your anger clear through your words.

"You don't approve?" Dany asked him.

Tyrion sighed before speaking, "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you two know of his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? Probably not. Well, he told my brother and Jaime told me. He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones as well as the traitors. Every man, woman, and child. Thats why Jaime killed him."

"This is entirely different." Dany said as she stood, her anger becoming ever clearer.

"You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest a different approach." He offered to you two.

All of you found yourselves stood in front of the Masters, fury pouring off of you and Dany. Tyrion stood next to you and looked up at you, but you couldn't bring yourself to look at him, too pissed with his actions to even begin to try and make sense of his actions.

You tried to discuss terms of surrender with the Masters, but they chose to insult you two and insult the work you both put into the cities you freed. You and Dany looked at each other and knew what had to be done, regardless if Tyrion would approve of it or not.

You both took to the sky on your dragons and did as you told Tyrion. Burned every last ship and killed every last soldier, leaving Grey Worm, Missandai, and Tyrion to deal with the Masters yourself.

When you returned back to the Great Pyramid, Tyrion tried his hardest to get you to talk to him, let alone even look at him. His tries failed until he finally managed to corner you in your room.

"Darling, if you would just let me explain." He tried to say.

"Explain what? How you looked at the work we put in and simply threw it all away?" You yelled at him, finally hitting your breaking point with him. "You disrespected me, you disrespected my sister, you shit on all the things we've done to better this world, and for what?!"

Tyrion sighed, rubbing his temple, "I was merely doing what I believed to be in our best interest. At the time you needed the masters to be on your side or they would have happily brought war upon you and your sisters reign."

"Yes, and what exactly did your fucking meddling bring us? War." You yelled, glaring down at him.

"And if I did nothing, where do you think you would be?! Sitting happily while the problems fixed themselves?!" He yelled back.

You both had a small period of silence, just glaring at each other as you both tried to calm yourselves before your fight got any worse.

"You disrespected me Tyrion." You said in a calm, stern voice. "The years of work my sister and I have done to make these people's lives better, their world better. Give them freedom. Freedom to make the choices they want and do the actions they want, regardless of the good they get or the consequences they get, they were free to make those choices and do those actions. Thats what we fought for. Freedom. And you spit on that like it was nothing." You told him, voice breaking as you sat on your bed, eyes closing as you held back the tears.

Tyrion felt awful, truly he did, but he also felt anger. He was trying to help and instead of trying to understand that he had nothing but yells to make up for it. He shook his head and grabbed a glass of wine, ignoring the scoff you gave him and the mutterings of Valyria you said.

"What would you have me do?!" He turned to you, throwing the glass to the side, marching over to you. "I have done nothing but apologize and apologize all bloody day and you and your sister have done nothing but me feel even worse for the wrong choices I made. So, tell me, what would you have me do?" He asked, hand coming up to grip your jaw, forcing you to look at him.

You stared right back at him, unknowingly clenching your thighs at his act of roughness. You and Tyrion have been in many fights, but he's never acted like this.

"Say it again." You whispered, your hand coming up to wrap your fingers around his wrist, breath starting to pick up.

"Is that what you want? To hear I was wrong?" He mumbled, dragging your face closer to his, "I was wrong. You insufferable woman, I was wrong." He muttered out before tugging you into an anger filled kiss, dragging you off the bed and forcing you to your knees in front of him.

You gasped as your eyes closed, a small moan escaping into Tyrions mouth as your arm wrapped around his neck to keep yourself steady. Tyrion was many things in bed, but he had never acted this rough with you and it certainly affected you in a wonderful way.

"If only you would have listened to me but no, you always had to get the last word in." He grunted, easily untying your dress, tugging it down harshly, exposing your breasts to him. He easily wrapped your legs around his waist, lying your bare back on the floor, attaching his mouth to your nipple. You moaned as you arched into his mouth, his hand coming up to your other breast, pinching and tugging the nipple as he nibbled on the one in his mouth.

His other hand went down to your bunched up dress, slipping underneath it to run his fingers up and down the folds of your wet pussy, slipping his middle and ring finger inside you as he spoke, "Since I've been here, you have done nothing but second guess me and undermine me and I must say, sweet girl, it's about time someone put you in your place."

He growled, mouth trailing his warm kisses down your chest and stomach, beelining for the one place he was about to ravage. He let a feral moan escape his throat as his tongue hit your clit, your wetness quickly being devoured by him as his fingers sped up their thrusts inside you.

You tilted your head back, eyes shutting tightly as your mouth fell open in silent pleasure. Your legs lifting to rest on Tyrions shoulders as you propped your upper body up on your hands, one of them snaking town to tangle in Tyrions dark curls, tugging him closer to your pussy.

You felt yourself clenching around his fingers, tugging at his hair when his free hand returned to your breast, pinching and tugging at them, causing blissful moans to escape your mouth at the mix of pain and pleasure that he was bestowing upon you.

"Tyrion, please...I'm so close..." You whispered out, just loud enough for him to hear you. Tyrion let a smirk grace his lips, slipping a third finger inside you, his lips wrapping around your clit, sucking gently on the bundle of nerves. Your legs tightened around his head, back arching as he gifted you the sweet release you were craving, a loud moan escaping into the echoes of your room. You didn't give the slightest fuck on whether or not people could hear you.

Tyrion pulled back, moving your legs to wrap back around his waist as he stood on his knees, quickly undoing his trousers, pulling his hard cock out of its confinements, moaning as he rubbed it through your wet slit, eyes closing as he gave you a small moment to recover.

Tyrion basked in the moan you let out as he pushed his way inside you, groaning himself as his cock slipped inside the wet heat of your pussy, not stopping until he was bottomed out. He gave you a quick second to recover before he began thrusting in and out of you, groaning at the warm juices that dripped down his cock as he fucked you.

You dug your nails into his back, loud moans spilling as he attached his mouth to your chest and neck, biting and sucking wherever he could. You knew there would be bruises and marks all over you come morning, but you didn't care. You didn't care about anything but your Tyrion. The way he fucked you, the way he marked you up, the way he loved you. He was yours, and you were his and he'd be damned if he let anyone forget that.

"Look at me, sweet girl. Look at me." Tyrion said, gripping your jaw to force you to look at him, your eyes slowly opening as whines escaped your mouth. "I want to see you when you cum. I want to watch when you fall apart on my cock. I want to bask in the way you'll be fucked stupid by me."

You wrapped both your arms around his neck, eyes locking onto his as you rocked your hips in time with his thrusts. You let a loud moan out as he locked his lips with yours, spit and teeth colliding in your passion filled kiss, Tyrions fingers reaching in between you two to rub at your clit, dragging you closer and closer to your peak.

"Go on, my love, let go for me." He urges you on, smirking as your head fell back, a loud mix of a scream and a moan leaving your mouth as you crossed the line between pleasure and pure bliss. You held onto him the best you could as he joined you in your climax, a rough grown escaping his mouth as his hips stilled, his hands resting on your shaking legs.

You two laid there, panting as you both catch your breath, Tyrion resting his head in-between your breasts. You sighed as you felt the soft kisses he left, your hand coming up to tangle into his hair, pressing a kiss to his head.

"I did not mean to undermine what you and your sister have done, my love. I admire you and the world you strive to create." Tyrion said, leaning up to press a kiss to your mouth, feeling the soft touch of a smile on your lips.

"You were trying to help, i appreciate it but perhaps leave the matters of dealing with the masters to me and my sister, hmm?" You mumbled, smiling as Tyrion chuckles and nods,

"As you wish, my love."

#tyrion lannister #game of thrones #subwonwooagenda #smut #requested

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tuesdayinthedas · 6 months

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🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, tag some others🎶✨️ I was tagged by @bluewonderer 💖

I listen to so much all the timeeeeeee, but 100% these are the current weeks loop.

Where We Go When We Die by Thornhill - Such an underrated Aussie band, this whole album has been on repeat for me. This past Sunday I was lucky enough to see them live for the fourth time in two years. Absolutely smash a live set, Jacob's voice is amazing.

This Feeling by my!lane - I am a sucker for phonk (to no ones surprise), this songs a fucking banger

Crucify Me by Bring me the Horizon - Easily one of my most favourite bands I just really enjoy this song. Side note scored tickets to see then next year and I'm so excited! It'll be my fourth time seeing them I believe, second time as their own tour.

The Rebel Path by P.T. Adamczyk - From the Cyberpunk 2077 game, listen when you first hear this song the way they integrate it into the game play and story hits so fucking hard.

All the Strange Creatures by Murray Gold - From Doctor Who, I've always really loved this piece of music and I'm back on a Doctor Who kick.

Honorable mentions because I listen to so much music: Nurture by Thornhill - seriously just listen to the whole The Dark Pool album. Blade Runner 2049 by Synthwave Goose, listen anything vibey my dudes and I'm there I have a long lasting love for edm. God this doesnt cover enough of what I listen too lmao

Now this originally said "send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)" but this isn't an ask but a tag game and also I ain't tagging that many people. Now for tagging! @pancake-with-a-blog @justapalspal @staroxny @thricepiercedpirate @livingthedragonlife @ursacircusart As always, you don't have to do this. But I'll read yours if you do!! If you see this and want to join please do and tag me so I can read it! 💖

#tag game #music #i love these #about me

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lotus-mirage · 9 months

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Trigun Stampede Episode 11 Liveblog!

I'll probably try to do the last one right after this

They're going right into the opening! Always a good sign.

Ok so Wolfwood isn't just gonna ditch for a while. Nice.

oh lmao I somehow wound up with in eng dub and was very caught off guard

oh this is way more comedy than I thought there was gonna be at this point. visually, at least, the background music is kind of... sad harmonica. not doing that.

wait wait, how does the doctor/priest guy have a percentage monitor happening. I thought this was more of a bio communion thing than a technological one?

Oh nice!! Lore exposition!!! :D

lol it even comes with visuals

"The manifestation of the beginning and the end. The source of all matter and energy." uhhhhh okay! I'm not gonna touch that actually.

...wait, the visuals have multiple icons under "core." Are there like aspects?

(yeaaaah the uh. the plants look uncomfortably like they've got humanoid lower bodies now. joy.)

okay but the way they're spinning it, the plants didn't have souls before now? I guess it's possible that they're running with having souls and consciousnesses being separate, but if that isn't the case then this would kind of put them into a worse spot? Like they're debatably putting the plants into a situation where they now have to deal with... everything up with this planet and beyond, potentially?

I guess what I'm getting at is I think this feels like not necessarily the opposite of 'saving [their] brethren,' but it's not really the same thing either.

"Then be crucified on behalf of the Sinners, as you wish!" yeah yeah okay. you do realize you don't have to be that blatant about it right <- (amused)

So potentially other plants had access to gates, then? Huh.

Oh oof. Roberto :(

Ohhhhh my god I was like 'ah trauma central time, huh?' and then Rollo got head-shotted. I was absolutely unprepared for that oh my god.

I realize Knives is wearing like a bodysuit or something but everytime he reappears I have like a split second of thinking he's butt-naked. Arguably this is better than the acne snuggie, but like. just marginally. sir. sir please put on a pair of pants.

Oh I think they're playing with filters that's so cool

I paused to write something down but the windmills in the background distracted me. They look like crosses again.

Oh! Oh yeah right I was gonna say it was impressive how uncanny Roberto and Meryl looked in that shot, especially considering it's the same models. Roberto especially though, like Meryl looks off but he seriously looks dead.

wait is this how the amnesia thing comes into play. I'd assumed whatever this is wouldn't stick, but that might actually be what happens???

I was gonna ask if the root-looking-things were just phasing through Vash's clothing or what, but now they seem to have gone through the bulletproof glass, so, uh. quite possibly.

I will say the flowers make for some really neat visuals!

Wait wait wait I just. Her name is Rem Saverem? Is that supposed to read as Rem Save-rem?? I just. Okay yeah I need to move past this but seriously

Huh, this guy? Wonder how long we're gonna follow him.

Oh that's. That's a visual, okay. I thought they were like underground. :0

Huh. Does kid-Knives' voice have an effect on it? I'm not 100% on that but I kinda think so.

Oh that's right we never learned what Knives' thing was. Interesting okay. (maybe he has a one-way gate? so he can receive matter and energy and therefore self-sustain?)

Also. I may be wrong about this but I am kind of reading this scene as Knives having had actual affection for Rem as well. Whether or not that lasted, idk, but that's the way it seems to me.

Oh! Oh hey Vash thinks so too. lmao okay, that was in fact the point of the scene, got it.

Huh. In front of the screen, they look exactly the same. Hair, eyes, and all.

actually no their eyebrows are still different

WAIT THERE'S A THIRD ONE?

...is that the kid from the doctor's photo???

...frozen??

Oh. Oh yeah that's.

What the fuck.

... okay Knives' freakout is understandable! Okay!!!

"ALIVE" are you sure about that. maybe technically.

Oh this guy literally has read the bible. I keep forgetting that a portion of this symbolism is in-universe, too. Man.

"Let's have faith in humanity" as very ominous music plays. That's fun. I am having so much fun right now.

Ah. Decapitated. Oof.

...Why is his coat also changing colors?

"Happy Birthday, Vash." It's his (your guys'?) birthday????? You picked your shared birthday????

also "I've finally got him back!" idk buddy that doesn't look very 'back' to me!! That looks like the opposite of 'back.' I'm being facetious here, I know it's a possession thing, but the point still stands.

Oh the flowers opening is a really cool visual.

Okay yeah Knives isn't just referencing bible stuff, he's actively invoking it. ...That's actually my favorite way of doing things I love when characters apply framework/themes/symbolism to themselves.

...yeah that was pregnancy imagery before and it sure is now!!!! I am. Very squicked out right now. Wahoo.

Wait the gate can be physically entered??? Wasn't expecting that, alright.

"permitted death" huh. Actually. Why are you still around? Like I would have expected Knives to want to accomplish his plan without humans involved?

It's making a humanoid figure???? Again was not expecting that.

And titlecard at the end of the episode! Neat.

End notes:

Wow aside from like two physical gags at the beginning of the episode this is incredibly distant from the tone of the first couple episodes.

I'm kind of scrambling for what else I have to say here. Hmm.

I was. incredibly uncomfortable with parts of this episode but uhhh it was all mostly-me things or presumably on purpose! So still overall jiving with it.

Aside from the first bit, actually, I was really surprised at how little Meryl and Wolfwood had to do this episode? With Meryl especially there was a lot of buildup, so I was expecting a bit more action from her. But I guess this episode didn't really have action, it's more trying for a grand culmination sort of thing.

Hmmm. Yeah I'm gonna leave it at that and go watch the last one haha :D

#trigun #tristamp liveblog #my thoughts

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lilisette · 2 years

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chet mentioned if luterra was still alive, thirain would be punching air. so it gave me a stupid idea and here I am, running with it

luterra reincarnated au

if as the older brother

thirian wouldn't even be king lol, second prince

would scherrit even be able to usurp??? its one thing to go against a young prince, its another to go up against luterra himself

thirain would have an inferiority complex because he would be constantly compared to his older brother

luterra would constantly reassure him tho, real protective (baby thirain clinging to big brother luterra saying he wants to be like him one day??? imma die)

since thirain is the second prince, it means he has the freedom to go on adventures with you (him sending so many letters + souvenirs back to luterra)

luterra lets him go with you under the guise of establishing relations with other countries, but in truth he just wants to see him happy

kadan would always be in luterra (the kingdom or in him, that's up to you)

if as the younger brother

thirain would be king since he is first born

but goddamn thirain's inferiority complex would be so MASSIVE, imagine getting compared to the brother who is better than you in every way AND even looks exactly the same as the first king

scherrit would try to use that complex in his favor, driving a wedge between the two

luterra wouldn't let that happen tho, does his best to help his brother from the background, letting him take the reins

also a lot of reassurance that thirain is good as is, different strengths and whatnot (baby luterra patting older brother thirain telling him he's doing more than enough??? imma die again)

luterra coming with you on adventures since he is second prince

kadan quest with luterra???? PLEASE he'd do everything to find him again and would share with you the shit they've done

tight hug with kadan, you'd feel like a third wheel tbh

now kadan joins your adventures from time to time because of luterra pestering him

applies to both versions

both versions would be him being so done with thirain dancing around you saying absolutely nothing about his feelings

literally would just pull him aside and tell him to just confess already, life is short, blah blah blah

if you like him he would be flattered and would tell you outright if he does have feelings for you, honestly he's just thirain but more straightforward with his intentions

if you ship him with kadan, he would be happy to have a second chance with him, even running away with him if he's the second prince lmao

big oof if thirain AND luterra liked you that way, thinking that the other brother deserves you more

sorry I had to get the idea out of my head, luterra is so good looking for no reason like wtf

don't crucify me but if luterra was alive? and looking like that??? and likes me too???? yeah bye omw to flirt with him

#lost ark #lost ark thirain #lost ark luterra #yeah me with my dumb shit ideas #luterra is so hot for no reason like tf lemme have him

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fluffy-bats-appreciator · 2 years

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Who is your favorite bastard husband?

Or do you have multiple?

I do have a couple of them! Please don't crucify me lmao

Regarding the Fallout universe, I'm a big Vulpes Inculta fan. He's a terrible man and I don't condone any of his crimes, but I'm very fond of his craftiness and sense of loyalty.

As for other games...

Warning: massive spoilers for Pokémon Legends: Arceus below.

I love Volo lol. The fact that he's so sweet, cute and supportive for most of your adventure but then turns out to be actually the very reason you were brought to Hisui makes my mind go bonkers, in a very good way 🤤😩 He's so so obsessed with meeting Arceus and subjugating its power in order to create a new, better world he left me literally stunned 😳

His bossfight is just so good. There's so much tension in the air, because you know you can't let yourself lose or else everyone you know, you included, is going to disappear forever. And it stings so much because you also have to deal with the feeling of betrayal he brought to the table.

As you the battle you can see so much of his personality just by the way he commands his pokémon in the battle. And his freaking expression when Giratina appears??? 😳😳 Yeah, this man has me by the neck and it's not letting go soon lol. Btw I'm glad they gave him such an epic soundtrack, both for the reveal and the final battle. They did remix Cynthia's theme and her piano music but still managed to make the ost very remarkable and unique for Volo.

And last but not least, I really enjoy how enthusiastic he is when speaking about myths, ancient history and ruins before the plot twist. It shows how passionate he is about Hisui's past and culture (which is great to see 💕) plus it's a hint about his true intentions and thoughts.

That said, watching him leave after his defeat is quite bitter too. I do hope we see him somewhere again, maybe in the new animated series coming out later this month? Who knows, honestly 😭🥺

#man i'm simping so hard lmao #yeah i love villains and overall questionable characters lol #thanks for the ask anon!!#i'm always enthusiastic when it comes to talking about my deranged blorbos #anon ask

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niecity · 5 years

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broke: drarry

woke: snowbaz

#please don't crucify me for this lmao #snowbaz #carry on #rainbow rowell

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interstellarneighbourhood · 5 years

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pride icons

please forgive my awful photoshop skills. I didn’t include all the flags for various reasons (e.g. uncertainty with the lesbian flag), so please request if you want a certain one done for you :)

ace

aro

lgbt/gay

pan

trans

#lmao I tried #please don't crucify me if I left one out #pride #tøp

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marshmallowdonutsprinkles · 7 years

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Honestly, I don't find it terrible , an average anime at best. But I wouldn't hate it half as much if it wasn't for the goddamn fans. And did you see they are releasing a Yurio body pillow.... he's 15 for Christ's sake...

You’re right.

Yuri on Ice, tbh, is a mediocre anime (I.E. in terms of character and plot development). I gave it a 5/10 on MAL. YOI is poorly written (..and animated) and the fact that it apparently took Kubo 4 years is…appalling. I was so excited when the first PV came out, but watching episode 1 was, uh, something. I have seen worse anime, so YOI is not the bottom of the barrel to me. If the fandom wasn’t so outright obnoxious, I would’ve watched the season, kept my opinions to myself, and moved on. As an anti, I am not bashing YOI fans for liking YOI, you can like whatever you want. It becomes a problem, however, when they :

(1) begin bashing other anime that have nothing to do with YOI, in an attempt to make YOI look better (Haikyuu!! And Free! seem to be the main victims. Mob Psycho 100 was, for what it looks like, bashed on for a certain amount of time because of crunchyroll awards).

(2) integrate themselves in every single fandom that has nothing to do with them (example : Figure skating championships. Nathan Chen is not Yuuri Katsuki. Nathan Chen is Nathan Chen. Stop it.)

(3) crucify anyone (including fans) who have even a tiny bit of criticism towards the show. They do the absolute most trying to defend the show with ridiculous meta, it actually makes YOI and the fandom look worse, IMO. If anything it shows how insecure they are, since apparently 100% of people who watched YOI must like it-or else. At such lengths they go to “protect” it, they prove again and again that the anime wasn’t as #revolutionary as they claim it to be. Maybe they’re in denial. That being said, please refrain from reaching, fandom, you look ridiculous. Accept the flaws, or keep scrolling. Better yet, blacklist, as you love to tell other people when you invade their fandoms. P.S. Death threats are stupid and does not make you look better. Y'all need Jesus and Therapy. The hell is wrong with you guys?

(4) Maintain the superiority complex. YOI is not the gospel. “Kubo-sensei” is not a “pure” woman who saved the Earth. She is (apparently) a writer who wrote a fanfic that got popular. Popularity ≠ Good Quality. The show and y'all personalities are trash. For more info on Kubo, I believe fellow tumblr user @saotome-michi has all the receipts on her blog. That’s like a whole story on it’s own lmao *sigh*

(5) Set the main ship as relationship goals. Trust me, it is not. This is not Disney, you are not Cinderella. Wake up.

I am an anti, yes, but I’m more anti (yoi) fandom than anything. They cause more problems in the name of YOI, looking like a bunch of idiotic YOI Crusaders, so it makes the anime look worse. When you see the fandom vs the anime, it’s really not that good. The unnecessary hype makes them look very delusional. It kind of reminds me of 2015 when everyone was screaming “WATCH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN!!!!!!!! OMFG IT’S THE BEST THING EVER” and I watched it and…?? It’s a good show but I wouldn’t call it a masterpiece. It’s not like SNK did anything spectacularly different from all the other post-apocalyptic type shows (no hard feelings SNK fans) The openings were straight fire tho. If there was no fandom (or at least not this current behavior) the show would’ve been fine, it’s whatever. Now I can’t even think of ice skating without making a face.

What I think the fandom fails to realize is that criticism doesn’t necessarily mean hating (unlike what they do to other fandoms). I am criticizing because I actually liked YOI (keyword: liked). If I did not care about YOI at all, I would not have a strong opinion to be even receiving this ask (thanks by the way💗). I am on the anti side because I believe YOI had the potential to be a great anime, but fell short (waayyy short. I mean, wtf was that?). I feel that I, and other anti yoi members, were scammed, cheated, bamboozled, hoodwinked, robbed, you naammmee it. Serious sports anime where??????? The only thing serious about Yuri on Ice is the blatant flaws and toxic fandom it somehow produced. I blame trump.

It also doesn’t help that there are 20+, 30+ year olds in the fandom acting like this. How are you a grown adult acting like a 12 year old fangirl of a crappy boy band? Not trying to be confrontational, but…?????? Y'all don’t got work, school, maybe kids?????? Parties?????? Something way more important than this? Hello get those priorities in check please

30 minutes into writing this I noticed the second half of your question, lmao. I didn’t know, actually. I stay away from the main tags. I think I just cringed thinking of things people would do to that body pillow…

🚔🚔

#anti yoi #anti yoi fandom #the only time i've seen people so deluded were these trump supporters #and when you present both with facts they become quiet or just start spouting nonsense #i guess yoi fans believe in alternate facts too #this is the longest response to an ask i've ever written wtf #i better put this same energy into college next week

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