#pls add your own

[vivalechat]

It’s so embarrassing when your rival has another rival… like what do you mean I’m not even your worst enemy? You’re mine.

#caps to the pens #pens vs flyers #washington capitals #pittsburgh penguins #philidelphia flyers #valentino rossi #marc marquez #I could tag a thousand other things but I’ll spare you #pls add your own #charles leclerc #max verstappen #hockey #nhl hockey #ice hockey #nhl #f1 #formula 1 #motogp

[b-rainlet]

Top 3 horniest scenes in horror go:

Mine are

- Mia Goth making out with the Scarecrow in Pearl

- Gaspard Ulliel playing Young Hannibal Lecter. Just. In general. But specifically him hanging that guy in the woods and singing 'Ein Männlein steht im Walde'

- The Rape Scene in Megan Is Missing, sorry not sorry

#I understand the third one is a bit too far for some people #But what can I say I have a noncon kink and that scene got me ngl #Pls add your own #Can also be normal movies #(there I would add Christian Bale training in Dark Knight Rises cause I'm predictable) #(also the Pool Scene in Spring Breakers) #Hatched from the Brain #horror tag

[dontbelasagne]

silly Doctor Who headcanons !!

for every regeneration, The Doctor and The Master/Missy have a truce for a day, or however long it takes, to complete a game of chess. often these end up being a "best of..." situation that leads them both down an array of increasingly absurd challenges to name a victor. some notable ones include Eleven suggesting a space hopper race, Twelve and Missy competing in a battle of the bands, and even Thirteen dominating in her speed stacking skills against Dhawan!Master.

The Doctor has to keep track of what communication device is from what era that companion originally lived in and finds it funny the way humans have evolved the idea of telephones to mobiles to smartphones for the simple act of communication (they still think its funny calling their multi-dimensional time travelling space ship a telephone kiosk however)

when asked what their favourite colour was, The Doctor spoke gallifreyan to describe a colour only time lords could perceive, but the TARDIS not translating it telepathically meant the companion just had The Doctor speak what sounded like mathematical gibberish to them, smile, and then proceed to carry on like normal.

The Doctor is actually terrified of cars and thinks it is incredibly brave that humans launch giant metal objects with the power of combustion around for transport, despite themselves using a perpetually stabilised collapsing star to power their space and time breaking capsule. when questioned how safe the TARDIS engines actually were, all they could do was laugh nervously and mention how time lords were adventurous mechanics.

there are actually a number of stray cats and dogs that have wandered in, the TARDIS finding them all cute beyond measure and thinking it would help The Doctor feel less lonely. however, the dimension inside being almost infinite, they tend to get lost and are never seen again. but every so often, The Doctor just finds a random adorable animal looking up at them expecting pets.

#pls add your own if you have any!! #doctor who #dw #peter capaldi #matt smith #christopher eccleston #david tennant #jodie whittaker #ncuti gatwa #nuwho #classic who #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #the eleventh doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #doctor who headcanon

[oldmen-enjoyer]

@cloudiurmoon @mea-trinitas-profana Carter to my audience

Bonus:

#fanart #character art #original art #character design #faith airdorf #faith the unholy trinity #gary miller #john ward #also these are not vanilla faith #faith: white lie #warrior cats #technically ig #the tags is too crowded #add your own when you reblog pls

[rusty-gloinks]

have these 2 very DELIGHTFUL w.i.ps I have had sitting in my csp tabs

#Not tagging the characters and not tagging as nuzi because it’s not really meant to be a ship but go crazy and add your own tags!! #Rlly proud of drawing uzis beanie tho (2nd one) #Murder drones #wips #sketches #reimbles #<- PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS TAG! FOR KEEPING TRACK OF ART STUFF PLS AND TY

[disco-elysium-sideblog]

Silly things I did in my first playthrough of Disco Elysium

Didn’t take any money, healing items, or clothes unless ‘no one was using it’ (they were on the ground or in the trash) because I thought Kim would get mad at me for stealing

Spent skill points as soon as I got them and tried to keep all the skills ‘even’

Thought the check for seeing if you can withstand the hanged man’s smell was just some weird macho thing and didn’t realize it was actually important until the second day

Spent the second day doing so much stuff without Kim that when he came back he started referencing stuff he wasn’t there for cause you’re not supposed to send kim away first thing in the morning

Bought a bunch of books the forth day intending to read them that night (I did not actually end up reading them until my second playthrough)

Didn’t take a nap and see the final dream out of… stubbornness?

Died to failing to make a jump (multiple times)

Died to bad poetry (multiple times)

Got shot by a hardie boy

Died from looking at a wall (multiple times)

Really every time I died I just reloaded a save and did the exact same thing and then was surprised when I died again

Picked drama as my signature skill or whatever it’s called because it said “with too much you’ll become an annoying thespian” or some shit and I was like “I see only upsides to this”

Wouldn’t even pick up alcohol or speed or anything lying around cause I didn’t want Harry to relapse

Didn’t get my gun back cause I didn’t trust Everett. Luckily the tie talked to me so I still had a weapon

Got an achievement for kicking and punching a lot of things

#disco elysium #de #pls add on with your own silly things #or tag me in posts about silly things

[crow-posting]

more

Awoken Headcanons

note: this is mostly based on my own audacity rather than actual lore. 🤫

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Earthborn and Awoken Guardians are like the book versions of LotR elves, while Reefborn are like the movie versions. They're actually similar, but to outsiders, Earthborn are friendly and full of life while Reefborn are aloof and elegant like their queen. This perception, though frustrating to people like Petra, generally works in Mara's favor so she allows it to continue.

Awoken Speech sounds more like creole than a separate language. This is due to the multitude of languages spoken aboard the Yang Liwei, which then carried over into the dialects in the Distributary. Although some argue Speech is a mixed language rather than creole, consensus from both the Gensym Scribes and Last City's Cryptarchy has not yet been reached.

Portmanteau examples:

daatma (ดาว/"dāw" + आत्मा/"ātman"): Awoken [older gen]

tulatma (tulay + आत्मा/"ātman"): Awoken [younger gen]

luxïn (luz + 星/"xīng"): starlight

noyam (noyer + يوم/"yawm"): Darkness

Traditional Awoken names usually sound "soft," with palatalized consonants and several vowels. The most common ending letters are "A" (Mara, Petra, Amrita) and "N" (Uldren, Jolyon, Nasan), while the most uncommon letter is "K" (Tulnik).

Most Reefborn are highly superstitious, due to the environment they grew up in. However they don't consider themselves superstitious, as it is only "practical" to refer to The Dreaming using epithets instead of names, or to look for omens in dreams, or to treat water and reflections as near-sacred, and so on.

Promises and vows / oaths are generally a life-long ordeal for Awoken, especially for Reefborn and especially if they are made to Mara. This is partly influenced by the post-Distributary riots, partly influenced by contracts with Ahamkara, and partly influenced by Mara's own charisma, which has created an almost religious devotion* amongst her followers.

*(Embarrassingly, when Calus sought to imitate this sense of devotion to lure Awoken Guardians to the Menagerie, he was partially successful.)

Balance is an important part of Awoken culture. Past and future and life and death are strongly emphasized by Reefborn, while Earthborn have integrated Old Earth philosophies like yin-yang and wabi-sabi. While Awoken Guardians tend to be less ardent about balance and/or a desire for it, there are noticeably less Awoken within the Praxic Order than in other Vanguard-affiliated organizations.

The Awoken don't believe in a physical afterlife, only the Unreal. This makes the existence of Awoken Guardians egregious to other Awoken, as they do not "return" from death, but rather "take form" of people who no longer exist. Even so, Guardians (or "Noble Dead") are still treated with respect - out of love for the ones they look like, and fear of the entities they are.

(Awoken don't believe in reincarnation either, as The Awakening is considered an "extraordinary" circumstance.)

Contrary to popular belief, male Awoken aren't ostracized in Reefborn society, and they aren't considered second-class citizens either. Even so, due to the 70/30 split [which has persisted since the Distributary], it is rare to see male Reefborn in high-level positions or as Techeuns. The perceived lack of opportunity has led to an increase in Reefborn emigrants in recent years, especially after the Battle of Saturn.

Due to the loss of resources and difficulties of growing food in the Reef, Reefborn dishes are "bland" compared to Earthborn ones. The most common seasonings are salt, cold-hardy herbs like mint, and corasteri (a star-shaped culinary variant of asphodelia). However, Reefborn food is both warming and filling, which is suited to a life in deep space.

The Dreaming City is surprisingly bare in terms of flora and fauna. Aside from pink asphodelia, queensfoil, baryon bough and memorial trees - most of which are cultivated - there are very few plants to be found. Spectral butterflies and non-native jewel bugs can be found in gardens and lost sectors, and starcats have free rein of the buildings, but there is no urban wildlife like in the Last City and Earth's metropolitan ruins. The vibrance is an illusion; it is as empty as the Reef's biodomes.

Earthborn do not live as long as their Reefborn counterparts; higher oxygen levels, increased gravity, and larger amounts of pollution make life more difficult for people adapted to space. Ironically, this is the inverse issue the Awoken faced when leaving the Distributary.

Awoken anatomy is uncanny if you look closely enough. Most traits fall within expectations (eg resistance to radiation, increased reaction time) but adaptations like tapetum lucidum can still startle people who aren't used to seeing them. Experimental traits, which are common in later-generation Reefborn, make some seem entirely inhuman. And the ability to track Guardians by their Light will never not be creepy.

Experimental traits include but aren't limited to: pointed ears; nictitating membranes (i.e. "third eyelids"); and genital slits [for Awoken specifically created for deep space missions].

Due to a history of bio-engineering, cybernetic augments are seen as unnecessary and rarely utilized outside of eutechs, and later, Techeuns. Fully robotic components, such as exo frames, are practically unheard of and often met with pity or revulsion.

The 891 are forbidden from seeking information about their lives from The Time Before (aka pre-Collapse lives), as it is considered a "distraction" from Mara's plan. Descendant Awoken are also discouraged from pursuing such info unless it is considered pertinent to their mission.

Queenslaw has been partially lifted in the Reef, due to the influx of Guardians after the Battle of Saturn. Many things once considered illegal or taboo are now acceptable, and some things are even encouraged. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees with these "sudden" changes and it has done little to reduce tensions between factions, most notably the Gensym Scribes and the Last City's Cryptarchy.

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Reefborn sobriquets often refer to relationships (Uldren "Queensbrother," Taranis "Rivensmate," Petra "Covensdaughter"). Earthborn nicknames are often more individualized but still invoke a sense of interconnectedness (eg "Swornsister" Takara, Avraam "Firstborn").

Although the Awoken are known for their music (for ceremonies, parties, mourning, etc.) Earth-derived music seems just as violent to them as the Guardians who enjoy it. Knowing this, RZ-3 intentionally made a playlist to "scare" Petra on missions, and has successfully startled several Corsairs by belting out the lyrics to "Teenagers" while doing patrols.

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[official grimoire / lore books: The Maraid (D1); Marasenna, The Awoken of the Reef, The Dreaming City (D2, general); The Forsaken Prince, A Tangled Web, Ripples (D2, Uldren/Crow), Ecdysis (D2, the Emissary)]

[specific lore that Tickles My Brain: "Holdfast Bond," "The Supremacy", "Third Gift"; "Crow's Best Night"]

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[see also: "Things I Think About: Awoken Edition"; "Awoken Phrases & Exclamations"; "Last City Lingo"; timeline in the Distributary; Awoken amethyst]

#I think I forgot a few things but this has been sitting in my drafts for over a month #so here it is #once again these are HEADCANONS not ''CANON'' CANON #feel free to discuss or add your own thoughts but pls don't come at me for not being a lore expert!! #this is just for fun!! 🙏 #destiny the game #destiny 2 #destiny lore #destiny fan lore #destiny fanon #destiny headcanon #destiny awoken #crow-posting #oc-posting #the awoken brigade

[starqueensthings]

If Wrecker suggests plan-7 one more time, Tech’s exceptional mind is going to start leaking out his ears 🙄

#HIS FACE YOU GUYS #hes at his LIMIT #pls add your own caption when you reblog #I literally can’t wait to read all the responses #you are all so much funnier than I am #tbb tech #tech tbb #bad batch tech #tech bad batch #starqueensedits

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Me: I'm fine, thin Cub/Impulse/Jevin/Sneeg/Cleo/Kristin/etc can't hurt me

Thin CCs: *makes up 99%* of their fanart tags*

Me:

#shadow says a thing #i'm getting SO TIRED bro #like i'm p sure sneeg has asked before to be drawn w his irl body type too #pls just draw fat people fat #if it doesn't ''fit your style'' then get a better style or don't draw them #do i maintag this? #yeah fuck it i'm maintagging this #cubfan135 #impulsesv #ijevin #sneegsnag #zombiecleo #misstrixtin #please feel free to add your own tags for other plus size ccs/characters i've forgotten :)

[phxntomhives]

Twst theory: the events are all canon, they just fit in a weird timeline for each character

WARNING: Spoilers for Book 7

This is because the events are happening in the dreams created by Malleus' unique magic.

This is just for fun but it always bugged me how much canon the events are. They are not mentioned in the main storyline and the main storyline doesn't really mention them.

Yesterday night I couldn't sleep so I started to thinking about the cards and remembered the groovy animation: there are the thorns covering the card. And there is the black fog (also used when Silver and the others are being trapped in the blot) when the character speaks their line. Then the thorns retract, "freeing" the character and you have the groovy.

An example of a groovy here in case you forgot/don't remember (but litteraly any card is fine): https://youtu.be/vp68GOQnE6w

It would be interesting if this was an hint that the events are just the wishes/desires of someone that became true in the reality that Malleus created. Thanks to Idia we have seen that the dream can reset itself and in general everything goes as intended by Malleus' idea of Happy Ending. It could be that the events happen when the owner is waking up/realizing something is wrong so Malleus uses a panick button and make a nice event for them in order to distract them. Or the person dreaming is just feeling silly and wants to do something different and Malleus just goes "I got you". Plus, if I am not wrong, most, if not all, event are just overall nice, there isn't too much trauma in them (but it is true I am EXTREMELY behind in reading them, I am lazy).

"But the player/us can make decision" my brother in christ, Yuu does barely anything, we are cheerleaders at best. ESPECIALLY in the events. I understand why, on a gameplay level, it is not possible for us to make decision that actively effect the story, but we at most get a line that is slightly different as a reaction. If Malleus can recreate a whole fake universe in a dream I don't see why he can't add a fake version of us to the events, he HAS created a fake Ortho for Idia, Baul and Maleanor for Lilia. He just uses the memories and/or the hopes of the dreamer to create the situation. So maybe the Yuu in the events is just how Malleus and the dreamer sees Yuu. Remember, in this theory everything is working as he intended, even "us". Yuu (player) can't affect the story because Yuu (player) is not living it, it's Malleus' version of Yuu, how HE sees Yuu. Most likely also influences by the dreamer's view. Probably more the dreamer's view of Yuu that Malleus' honestly.

I also like the idea that Malleus just add Yuu since Yuu is basically his favourite human (after Silver/right with Silver) so I can see him going "Yuu brings happyness, let's add them to the dream, it makes sense, they will help make the dream happier."

The I started to wonder: but then why doesn't he add himself to every event? Doesn't he want to be more present in everyone's life? Be invited to stuff and spend time with them? What better opportunity than this, since he is adding himself already to the entrance ceremony? My polite guess is that he knew it would become too weird for the dreamer if he suddently appeared everywhere when he was barely seen until that moment, so he decided to cast himself aside for most events to be less suspicious. Idia realizes almost immediately something is wrong thanks to the insane gatcha luck so imagine if he suddenly found Malleus everywhere? "Why are you here, you aren't supposed to be here????" it would immediately raise suspicious from everyone.

This being said, the theory is likely wrong but I had way too much fun trying to guess who would be the owner of each dream-event. So I tried to think about it and here is my results, feel free to share if you think it different! (Under the cut because it would become kilometric)

Part 1 because it has become SO MUCH LONGER than expected

Happy Beans Day - Seize the Golden Harp!

SSR Azul, SR Jade + Jack, R Cater.

Dreamer - I feel like this is easy: Azul's team won and he is free from the pain of P.E. (felt). So I feel it's pretty safe to assume it's his dream. I do believe this challange could happens also in the main story since it's a yearly tradition, but it would be fun if Azul dreamed of it and maybe changed the outcome. In the happy dream, his team won while in reality he is still stuck with the lessons (I feel your pain Azul).

Why the others are present - I wouldn't be surprised if this is just how the teams were in the main story, and Azul just changed the finale. I don't remember if the first event had the Malleus VS Lilia fight but I like to think that is the real Malleus and he was just training a little to see how much he can affects the dreams and just have a nice sparring session.

Fairy Gala ~Festival of the Spring-Calling Fairies~

SSR Leona, SR Jamil + Kalim, R Ruggie

Dreamer - This was already harder, because no I don't think being the SSR automatically means you are the dreamer. It's too easy and with event with multiple SSR it would be more complicated (plus, this game would become boring quickly). So I reread it quickly and since "Leona and Kalim were tasked by Crowley to infiltrate the Fairy Gala" I believe Kalim would be a nice fit. He is there, dancing, spending time with Jamil and getting to know Leona and Ruggie better, which I don't think he would mind!

Why the others are present - he goes everywhere with Jamil and deeply cares about him, so I can see him trying to add Jamil to the dream in any way possible to enjoy more things together. I feel he could see Leona and Ruggie as a "do not separate" situation so, of course they would come together in the dream too. The reason for "why Leona?", it's because of the "Exotic" (tho I deeply disagree with the term ofc) theme. Vil and Divus are there because they can easily be considered the best for the costumes and training in any situation.

Ghost Marriage ~Proposal of Destiny~

SSR Ace, SR Riddle + Epel, R Rook

Dreamer - well, I think we can all agree it is definitely not Idia lol. As my biggest kin, I can promise you that if I were to dream of being kidnapped I would also be also the one saving myself and I would not want to have a squad of people to come to dig my grave deeper help me. We can also all agree that, most likely, all the slapped boys are definitely not the one dreaming. I don't think Ortho would dream can he dream? of his brother being kidnapped. Sam also doesn't feel quite right. I think it is pretty safe to assume again one of the guys that got the card is the one dreaming (yes I don't feel safe assuming that this is true for all events). But then who? Riddle is off the chart because the rulesTM were almost broken and he was desperate to fix it. I guess he would dream something more peaceful that either follows the rules or completely ignore them. Rook is also off the chart, he can see beauty in everything so he would not make Eliza reject everyone if anything I see him going more for an harem ending. Also he would not let Vil's face be ruined by a slap, I think. Ace or Epel that is the question. My heart is screaming Epel just because he can let go of his frustration by fighting, and he could finally hit Vil (Eliza did it, but it would be his dream soooo). Buut my mind reminds me that Ace has dropped that he had a girlfriend that left him. Seems like a pretty big lore to drop if Epel is the one dreaming. I can't find a reason for Epel to dream about Ace telling of his romantic past. Plus if I am not wrong he is the one that in the end plays the major role of making Eliza realize her feelings. So, for as much as I would like to say Epel, I think the dreamer is Ace.

Why the others are present - for chaos. And the Drama.

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst theory #disney twisted wonderland #no beta we die like men #i'm tired of rereading this so you take it as it is #twisted wonderland theory #pls be gentle #if you want to add your own version pls do I am curious #not sleeping is bad for my silly brain and i come up with this #please don't take this too seriously #i was just sleep deprived

[speakofcompersion]

~A Shinee Database~

Hello! I don't know if this is useful to anyone other than me, but I decided to try compiling a list of Shinee's shows + links (eng sub). I've created a metadata Database so all entries can be easily tagged and searched according to needs/wants. I don't have links to every show ever, but I do largely have links to more recent stuff (will slowly update to adding older stuff too).

Please visit here if you want to use the Database~ 💛 i will do my best to update as new things come out, as well as get working links for old shows.

Please share! Hope this is helpful to newer babywols and older shawols 🥰 I will be releasing monthly updates here on tumblr of all new shows added to database.

Message me here on tumblr if you have any comments, questions, issues, links you want fixed and/or links to donate/add to the database (because i am not a very up to date person tbh).

Url to Database if link isnt working: https://shineedatabase.notion.site/SHINee-Database-5af4931a767348329392e0b7d4fbc17e?pvs=25

#shinee #info #do people want this? idk #im posting it anyway lol #if you have a notion account u can also download the table as a template and add your own filters (like a “watched” list) #pls DM me or comment here if you've got anything to say/add!! #pls share if you can! :) #shineedatabase

[sergeantsaintiago]

my friend asked me to make a 2014 tumblr flower crown d’arcy carden edit and thought it needed to be shared

#gays pls use this as your screensaver #if there’s anything i forgot to add pls let me know #d’arcy carden #darcy carden #greta gill #janet the good place #a league of their own #the good place #tgp #aloto #aloto series

[bittwitchy]

picnic at hanging rock.

#sweavingedit #samara weaving #samaraweavingedit #irma leopold #ileopoldedit #picnic at hanging rock #pahredit #mine. #mine #please don't add to gif hunts/claim as your own/edit without permission. thank you! #i almost didnt include the second gif but its part of the scene so shrug shrug #pls nobody uhhhh be weird in my notes thx

[gatoraid]

Some of my favorite Baoxiang-isms

#strolling away under his parasol with drink in hand could have been a post in itself #wang baoxiang why are you like this #pls add your own I need to know #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world

[unseeliefaerie]

Good omens season 2 spoilers!

I don't usually get meta out of my brain semi-coherently but I'm seeing a lot of people misunderstanding Aziraphale's intentions in those final 15 minutes and I'm here to swing for my boy

I think one thing people might be missing the undercurrent of is the offer to make Crowley an angel again

It's not just an ooh we'd be on the same side, the good guys, and we'd be allowed to be together, though of course that is some of it

Aziraphale thinks he's being offered the chance to grant Crowley, who he knows has been tortured and almost killed by Hell, who risks punishment to disobey Hell's orders when they ask him to be cruel, divine forgiveness

That's kind of a big deal when Falling is the worst thing that can happen to an angel, besides being erased from existence

It's a way to get Crowley out of a job he hates and the persistent threat of torture, give him the freedom to be kind, as Aziraphale really believes he is deep down, underneath the obligations of being a Demon, without worrying about being punished for it

Of course he would want that for Crowley, that's not out of character at all

Aziraphale doesn't even want to go back to Heaven until it's stated that he can take Crowley with him, that Crowley can be an angel again

Crowley can be safe, and free from the trauma/repercussions of Falling, and they can be together forever in a real partnership

Why wouldn't he see it as a perfect solution?

He genuinely doesn't understand why Crowley doesn't want that

He's been given a chance to give Crowley salvation and protection from harm, and it's so shocking and confusing and upsetting that Crowley doesn't want to be saved, such a sting of rejection that he'd choose remaining Fallen on Earth over being an angel again with Aziraphale in Heaven, that in his heartbreak he ends up agreeing to go without Crowley despite Crowley being the only reason he considered it in the first place

Here's where I want to point out that I don't think Aziraphale understands how the Fall actually did change Crowley quite a bit. From Aziraphale's point of view, Crowley as an Angel and Crowley as a Demon are the same person just with different jobs. He's not entirely wrong about that, and given how often he's seen Crowley do the 'right' thing he's got evidence to back it up

But I'm not sure he knows what Crowley was telling Gabriel, that his own memories from before the Fall are hard to access and he did in essence have to start from scratch and build up a whole new sense of self

And besides that, being cast out of Heaven is a horrific abandonment. You don't just get over something like that when they invite you back - and you don't just get over seeing firsthand that they almost destroyed the love of your life without remorse only to turn around and ask him to run the place now (or all the other cruelty you've seen committed on their orders.)

Crowley has learned that kindness is not inherent in Heaven and having once been an angel has nothing to do with what he believes is right, while Aziraphale is still idealistic about good and evil (tbh Aziraphale admitting that Heaven needs to change is already a huge step in the right direction, it just wasn't enough)

From Crowley's pov Aziraphale is choosing an unjust and abusive workplace over the life they already have together, and asking him to change because he's not good enough as he is, even though that's not how Aziraphale means it at all.

I'm sure the Metatron knew that Crowley wouldn't go for it for precisely those reasons, but I don't think he needed to do anything more than make the offer to cause a rift

Tl;dr I vehemently believe Aziraphale wasn't poisoned he's just a well-meaning moron and the true villain here is miscommunication

#good omens #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #this is an anti-coffee theory post Aziraphale needs to take responsibility for his own actions #even if they're coming from a good place #this is what you get for not talking about your feelings for 6000 years #God the reconciliation is gonna be so good though #anyway I've been shipping them since 2008 this scene CHANGED ME #this may sound coherent but in reality I'm crying screaming etc etc #pls add your own thoughts i need to yell into the void #aziraphale #Crowley #ineffable husbands #hey remember the a/c tag?

[mel-ixa]

Satosugu AU that won’t leave me alone so I’m yelling about it to yall

Gojo de-aged AU!!

Sets place during the 10 years after Geto defected and is still alive

Some cursed spirit caused Gojo to turn back into his 7 year old self, along with his memory

7 year old Gojo is just a quiet kid who has learnt not to speak out of line due to his upbringing in the Gojo clan (my HC is that he’s loud in high sch only bc that’s the only chance he got to be a kid again)

Yaga and Shoko tried to hide it from the higher ups cause they’ll jump at the opportunity to take him out since kid!Gojo barely has his powers under control at 7 years old

Somehow the info got leaked and a bounty is set on kid!Gojo for a few million (like what Toji did for Amanai)

Bounty hunters jump at this especially those who Gojo offended

They somehow infiltrated Tokyo Jujutsu High and there’s a fight. Shoko is mostly non combat so it’s just them and Yaga who’s outnumbered and is knocked out

Kid!Gojo tries to defend himself but is overpowered (I’m thinking him being thrown around and injured)

Someone sends a finishing blow but then the school alarm sounds and the blow is blocked by a cursed spirit

It’s Geto!! he saw the site and was in the school contemplating whether he should step in when he subconsciously released a cursed spirit to protect kid!Gojo

Cue Geto taking care of an injured kid!Gojo and learning why he’s so quiet (Gojo clan is shit)

I just need a fic of Geto and kid!Gojo so Geto realised that Gojo is loud for a reason and it’s because he never got a childhood!! Something about the dynamic just scratches my brain.

#satosugu #stsg #satosugu AU #jjk #pls add on your own prompts and scream about it with me #why is there a lack of deaged fics I was never a fan of it but it just hits different for Gojo #let them be happy