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sundownsquad · 7 months

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Regarding ottabura's and sundown, given the missions they take on, i had this thought that made me realise i overlooked something. Force forbid it, but if an ottabura is injuried, is it a company effort to help heal their beloved droid yeeter 5000, or does someone take on the role as the official otta veterinarian?

The answer is, yes and both! The entire squad actively work together to take care of the ottas, so any effort with them is a team effort, basically. However, Kess is the one that took on the roll as the designated "otta vet" of the squad.

When the squad were undergoing their original commando training, they received more thorough battlefield medical training than the average trooper. This was due to the fact that the squad would often be operating as a single unit far away from anywhere they could receive immediate medical assistance, so they would need to rely on themselves. Kess, on top of that, received additional advanced training through the Combat Lifesaver programs. This would allow him to adequately care for the rest of the squad in case of more serious injury so they could make it back to a medical center.

This extra training meant Kess had no issues transitioning to managing the otta's medical needs. He took responsibility for the otta's regular medical care (basic physicals, vaccination schedules, deworming, etc.), wound care (Nitsani is a big help here, too), and also became well versed in otta diseases and other ailments. Though he and the squad are able to manage the majority of the otta's care themselves, they still make sure to have the ottas seen by professionals whenever possible. Especially when it comes to more advanced procedures like dental work.

But, in cases like the one pictured above, when one of the ottas gets a small injury from playing too hard and completely biffing it after tripping over a log, then the squad can handle it.

#Thanks for the ask! <3 #Also I love Droid Yeeter 5000 thank you for that 🤣#Star Wars #Clone Troopers #Clone OCs #Trooper Kess #Trooper Knox #Otta Riggs #Ottaburas

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kirbypost-generator · 5 years

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It's weird how the Jambastion Mages retired from doing Star Allies news and then Susie yeets herself onto the Kirby Twitter to do a post on KPR.

oh she’s been yeeting herself onto twitter on various occasions starting june 2017, this is nothing new for her

#susie p. haltmann professional twitter yeeter

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regina-del-cielo · 3 years

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I’m going to write some Nile/Lykon bonding headcanons that are so self-indulgent

Obviously, this is a ‘Lykon didn’t die’ situation (and I’m assuming Quynh is there too because All is Good and Nothing Hurts ok?)

He goes by Luke these days, mostly because he really liked Star Wars – all his aliases start with an L, because like Nicky he has a chronic inability to respond to any name that doesn’t sound like his own

He and Joe are prank kings and constantly competing over who has the best one-liner

When they take breaks Lykon takes Booker under his arm with a quip of ‘let the Married Couples go have their Honeymoons, we Free Men are going to have So Much Fun’ and they travel the world together. Shenanigans Ensue

Per my previous headcanon, Lykon is left-handed and Nicky is ambidextrous (most likely left-handed forced to use the right hand), so they share an entire set of ‘specifically built for lefties’ supplies in their most used safe houses. Like Nicky, Lykon also double wields when he uses guns (which is more often than he’d like to, spears have become quite cumbersome in modern warfare)

When Nile is introduced to the Guard, she has a bit of a hard time with Lykon because he reminds her so much of her little brother that it hurts even looking at him for too long

Lykon, on the other hand, is ready to go Full Golden Retriever on her, and while he’s waiting for Nile to adjust he’s basically vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass

(but he’s a considerate man and is perfectly willing to give her space, and ‘seriously Andromache did you have to shoot her?!’)

Nicky, Joe and Booker tease Lykon to death because ‘even the new kid has less of a baby face than you man’

Lykon absolutely adores her name and is so ready to infodump her on all the little cool facts he knows about the Nile River. Which are. A Lot.

Nile responds to this by trading Star Wars Trivia from the new movies Lykon didn’t have the time to see yet and OH BOY THEY’RE TOTALLY SETTING UP TEAM MOVIE NIGHTS

(nothing drives home the fact that Nile is A Kid like Lykon saying that the ‘recent movie’ he’s obsessed with is The Lion King and Nile, completely deadpan, telling him that she was born the year it came out in theaters)

(Quynh and Andy laugh hysterically for two hours while Lykon goes to Dramatically Lie Down and Bemoan the Weight of his Years. Booker asks if this means he’ll stop blasting The Circle of Life in the car every time he takes shotgun. Nicky and Joe protest, because they actually like that soundtrack, stop complaining)

Now that turbans have fallen out of style for men in most countries (much to Lykon’s complete displeasure), he either keeps his hair shorn (with cheeky shaved designs if he’s feeling it) or lets it grow into an afro

But when Nile is looking up some new hairstyle she’d wanted to try but couldn’t because of Marine regulations, he offers for her to try it on him first so she can exercise the movements before making it on herself

He also offers to help her braid her hair where she can’t reach or simply when her arms grow tired

Nile sees a drawing from Joe of Lykon with a turban on and asks him to teach her how to make one

Lykon almost starts crying and runs to get his scarves. They make a fashion show out of it; Quynh helps with the matching outfits, ‘if you have to show off, then do it in style!’

Joe and Lykon are Very Particular™ about having the Proper Hair Products in every safe house, and liberally share them with Nile the first time she has to redo her hair. Lykon also shares his Secret Tricks from when conditioner was Not A Thing, because you never know what could happen

When it takes Lykon’s turn to train Nile in combat, instead of handing her a weapon he gets out a Wii console and sets up Dance Dance Revolution. “You’d be surprised how much battle footwork resembles this game”

(He’s the best of them at dance games, but she destroys them all at Mario Kart)

Nile and Lykon are at the perfect opposite of the temperature tolerance spectrum: while Nile can deal with the cold much better than most of the Guard excluding Andy, Lykon can function without too much fuss even when temperatures go higher than 40°C, as long as humidity isn’t too heavy. He’s the true desert boy, even more than Joe. The only person who can deal with heat better than him is Quynh, because she doesn’t flinch at high humidity percentages

It happens sometimes that undercover ops require the Guard to play couples that aren’t actually paired up in real life. Lykon and Nile, however, can only play siblings. The first time they tried to kiss ‘for show’ they started laughing and cringing so hard that it was clearly impossible for them to look romantically entangled

(Nile is great at playing Andy or Quynh’s wife, though. Lykon’s best ‘romantic performances’ are, not so surprisingly, with Joe, because they both take it like it’s a Theatre Production and somehow make it work)

When Nile gets to her inevitable ‘immortal adrenaline junkie’ phase, her worst enabler is Lykon. Him, Nile and Joe become the Squad’s Professional Yeeters™

Nile sets up an encrypted Spotify team account and creates a playlist for each of them. Lykon’s contains Beyoncé’s entire discography, and their duet of ‘All The Single Ladies’ is still one of the best karaoke performances in the history of the Guard

#the old guard #my ponderings #lykon #nile freeman #the First Brother #THE QUEEN IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE QUEEN #Nile is all of us and We Have No Choice but To Stan #be the Lykon content you want to see in the world #some of these sprang from my head fully formed like Athena in the myth and then they wouldn't leave me alone #so I'm dragging you all with me on the 'Nile and Lykon Sibling Shenanigans' Train #did I make Lykon a Star Wars nerd? Yes I did #The Immortals Are Not Immune To Lightsabers Propaganda #also I love the idea of Lykon having taken to modernity like a duck to water (together with Joe and Booker)#he's still a 20-year-old at heart ok? Let him act like it

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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Yae is a professional wooden sandal yeeter-

im. y-yeah probably LAKSDJFLASDKFJ

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer #she SENSES something bad about her being said and she throws a sandal at them #NO BC HER TOTEMS #the fox spirits #THEY ATTACK EVERYTHING #THEY ATTACK FOX STATUES #AND REAL FOXES #AND MONSTERS #AND EVERYTHING #she's a menace <3

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ao3feed-assassin-class · 3 years

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So This is Where You Fell

So This Is Where You Fell by Dollars tore

Word Prompt:

Defenestration – “the action of throwing someone out of a window.”

AKA: Principal Asano should really start avoiding the windows, especially when a certain blue-haired assassin in training is nearby.

Words: 1482, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Assassination Classroom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Other

Characters: Shiota Nagisa, Asano Gakuhou

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crack, Nagisa is an unintentional chaos entity, then he isn't, Also known as that one fic where the principal gets constantly dunked on, Principal Asano gets yeeted, Nagisa 'professional yeeter' Shiota, No windows were harmed in the making of this fic, The Principal has one weakness, And that one weakness is blue, Why you don't run in the halls, Nagisa has one fear, And that fear gets yeeted, You thought you'd escaped, You thought wrong, whooP, Fuck 'em up Nagisa

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30520431

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Nagisa #♠#Nagisa Shiota #Asano Gakuhou #R:T #A:Dollars #April 2021

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that-unhinged-stem-dude · 4 years

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“I’m a professional yeeter, not a demigod”

- every dam demigod

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yuthoe · 4 years

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ptg as things my d&d party did (part 2)

Hui: seduced the tavern waiter and got free food and drinks for the whole party

Jinho: killed the goblin king with a yo mama joke

Hongseok: professional yeeter of the team

Shinwon: the ground is made of soil

Yeo One: is arguing with another party member to keep the severed head because we could throw it at zombies later

Yanan: got praised by the party for doing the bare minimum

Yuto: blind, and managed to catch an arrow from a booby trap in midair

Kino: the snake loves him and him only

Wooseok: named his snake Carbonara because it’s an albino

#pentagon #d&d #hc: mine #hc: not spicy #hui #jinho #hongseok #shinwon #yeo one #yanan #yuto #kino #wooseok

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aster-oid-the-fusion · 4 years

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// @funky-little-clownel

Why hello there, little gem! You must be the famous “professional yeeter” I’ve heard about! Hehe, what a darling title, I should make one for myself!

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panini-byanyothername · 5 years

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🌟 “Fortnite addict, professional yeeter, and in love with you.”🌟

Based off Virtually Yours by @dalamjisung where Felix realizes that he and his online friend aka gamer partner aka crush were always meant to be.

Here's a cute Felix concept yet again! I lowkey didn't know what I was going to do for it but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out 🤗 Felix scenarios are just always the softest 💛 just look at how blush he is bc y/n sent a heart UWU! I hope you all enjoy!