#protective ford

[artsymeeshee]

protective Ford my beloved

#gravity falls #stanford pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #protective ford #my art #queue

[koraesdoodles]

"Uh. . . Ford?"

"I don't like the way they were looking at you."

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #protective ford #stan twins #stan and ford pines #practice makes progress

[simonettastefanelli]

"Mickey, you had me worried when I didn't get in touch with you."

#PROTECTIVE SONNY MY BELOVEDDDD #the way michael is his favorite brother it's why he always yells at him #loveeee how michael knows that he's sonny's fav too WDHBFEQQFQF #sonny corleone #santino corleone #michael corleone #the godfather #godfather #thegodfatheredit #godfatheredit #al pacino #alpacinoedit #james caan #francis ford coppola #actors #classic films #corleones #tvfilmsource #celebrities #my edit

[geekynightowl1997]

Okay, somebody can correct me if I'm wrong- but at the end of The Nigerian Job, when the team was convincing Nate that they should keep doing what they did- Eliot's whole argument was Nate. Nate falling apart. Nate needing the chance. Nate not being able to walk away. Nate.

Then, suddenly Eliot became the whole team's body guard. (Something he's grunt and gruffed about.) Yet. Yet. Somewhere (I say it was The Iceman Job and The Inside Job,) Eliot's brain switched from protecting the team to protecting Hardison and Parker. (Again correct me if I'm wrong.) Suddenly his job became more about having Hardison and Parker's back than having Nate's back. Maybe I'm the only one whose noticed- but Eliot become more softer with both Hardison and Parker after those particular jobs. Sure he keeps that gruff, sarcastic wit about him but there's often tones of... protectivness(?) when he interacts with them. Almost like he's telling other people around them- whose in ear shot- that Hardison and Parker are his. Like he's possessive.

Now, I'm not saying Eliot just stops caring about the rest of the team. I mean- he beats up Sterling for Nate and in Redemption Eliot is following Sophie around a handful of times. Their are even times where he has Breanna's back and Harry's. But he seems to treat those situations like a case. He compartmentalizes those situations. With Hardison and Parker- he doesn't. It's like his brain won't let him. He sees Hardison and Parker and it's like- all bets are off.

And on the flip side- has anyone noticed that Parker and Hardison seem to be the only ones that know how to... defuse (is that the right word?) Eliot? Like even Maria couldn't get Eliot to relax in The Hurrican Job. (Of course that's probably because Eliot was hiding who he was to her.) But Eliot always seems to be more relaxed when he's around those two.

In The Iceman Job after when Hardison tries to hug him? Eliot wasn't really fighting it. (I would know- I do that to my brother ALL the time when he tries to hug me.) In The Inside Job- when Eliot went to attack that employee- Parker stopped him. In The Double-Edge Sword Job, when Eliot is furious because an abusive ex comes after a women that they tried to hide- it's Parker that calms him down. It's Hardison who pays off the bartender when Eliot attacks Sterling. It's Parker who is always by his side or close to it. It's Parker who trusts Eliot when their in the back of the van with Vance. (Yes, Parker trusts Hardison too, but Hardison is a hacker- not a protector.) It's Eliot who Hardison listens to when he's not confident. It's Eliot who grabs Hardison from the coffin. It's Eliot who crouchs behind Hardison as Parker flips around him. It's Eliot whose hands are shaking when he they have half a second on a bomb.

Eliot Spencer is Hardison's and Parkers. They own him. In the same way Hardison and Parker are his. He owns them. (Does that make sense?)

For the record- I don't know why I'm pointing all of this out. It's just interesting to me... I guess.

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #sophie devereaux #nate ford #harry willson #breanna casey #essay #well maybe an essay #i have no idea why I'm bringing this up #it's interesting i guess #just- just how it went from eliot protrcting the whole team in season 1 #to him only seeming to protect hardison and parker #or maybe i'm just reading into it #there's just so many incidents #like eliot never once questions hardison and parker #but he protects them #and its the sweetest thing ever #eliot knows how to handle hardison and parker #and they know how to handle eliot

[goddesstiera]

I don't know why people take Plan M seriously instead of seeing it as the playful teasing of the youngest team member that it is because let's all be real. There is no plan where Nate Ford let's another family member die.

#he literally went to jail to protect them #he couldn't save his son and he will never let himself fail like that again #he would die to protect any one of them #don't even get me started on Parker and Eliot #THERE IS NO PLAN WHERE HARDISON DIES BECAUSE HIS FAMILY LOVES HIM AND WOULD DIE TO PROTECT HIM #leverage #nate ford #alec hardison #eliot spencer #parker

[askthestans]

Ford, are you aware your brother has 10 guns hidden around the shack?

Stanley: Shh, don't let Poindexter overhear ya! He's gonna kill me if he finds out-

Stanford: *Walking into the room, preoccupied with a demonic owl chick of some sort that's currently sleeping in his hair.* Ah, Stan, I see you're answering another ask from our blog. What's this one about?

Stanley: N-nothin'! *Switches to another internet tab quick.* Nothin' at all, don't worry about it, it's a question for me. Totally boring.

Stanford: Oh, really? *Raises brow.* Then why did the question start with 'Ford'? You know, my name?

Stanley: Uh...

*Stan glances around and starts to sweat bullets. How best to distract Ford? Then Stan grins. He knows just the trick.*

Stanley: Ya know... a more important question to ask, is... is the Patterson-Gimlin film legit?

Stanford: *A very intense, serious expression carves through his face. It's the face of a man with a strong opinion and just the right amount of ire to defend it, perhaps fueled by years of arguments over this very same exact question; a look akin to what someone on Twitter pulls right before they decide compassion and humanity is overrated, and being right is more important as they begin to rage-smash their keyboard.* Stan, I'm glad you asked. Because I think you're smart enough - and spent enough years as a conman - to know the difference between something real and something faked. The Patterson film is real, and I, Dr. Stanford Filbrick Pines, the world's greatest paranormal scientist and cryptozoologist, will die on this hill.

Stanley: Yes, exactly! *Stan looks relieved that the distraction worked.* Of course I agree. I mean, why wouldn't I? You tell 'em, Ford! Tell the world how legit the Patterson film is. Preferably in a different room than this one with your, uh... *Stan looks at the demonic owl chick sleeping in Ford's hair.* Whatever that is.

Stanford: *Smugly petting said demonic owl chick.* Hm, a better idea would be to utilize our ask blog to educate the populace on supernatural concepts such as this. I always wanted a platform to extend my knowledge to the world. I mean, teaching math to a whale was impressive enough, but imagine the paranormal knowledge I could spread with the power of the internet! *He chuckles.* Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson better watch out, because a new popular scientist in media is in town. Stan, for the sake of knowledge, I'm going to need you to let me borrow our blog laptop for the afternoon.

Stanley: *Sweating bullets again.* W-what!? Not right now, Ford! You can have it later when I'm done with this one question. Just... gimme a little bit longer-

Stanford: Science cannot wait, Stanley. Hand it over.

Stanley: Alright, fine! Just lemme type somethin' quick and- h-hey!

Stanford: *Ford takes the laptop away from Stan and starts walking off with it.* Great, you already have the ask blog up. Time to...

*Ford sees the question about the ten guns in the Shack. He pauses.*

Stanley: Ford! Ford, I can explain... just let me... just hand the laptop back over and we can forget-

Stanford: *His voice cold.* Ten guns, Stan? Ten of them?

Stanley: It's... it's not what you think!

Stanford: Stan, you do know Dipper and Mabel live here in the summers, right? And you're telling me that you have ten guns around the Shack?

Stanley: Ford, just... *His expression turns defiant and mad.* Yeah, you know what? I've got ten guns! What of it!? Go ahead and judge me, Poindexter! You've always been good at that, haven't ya!?

Stanford: *Eyes narrowing.* Oh, I'm judging you, all right. Stan, I'm sorry, but I have no choice other than to host an emergency family meeting. We need to discuss this with Dipper and Mabel immediately. They must know about this. And then we can rectify this dangerous matter.

Stanley: Ford, really, it's fine, we don't need-

Stanford: *His voice ringing through the whole Shack.* Family meeting! Family meeting!

Three hours later...

*Stan, Ford, Dipper, Mabel are in the living room of the Shack at the dining table, where they usually host their family meetings. Stan looks more pissed than he has all day, Dipper looks nervous and confused, Mabel looks excited, and Ford is standing up by a chalkboard on wheels, multiple rules written on it, and he looks quite pleased.*

Stanford: Now, one final time, let's repeat the Pines family gun rules before this meeting comes to an end.

Stanley: Sweet Moses, Ford, isn't this overkill?

Mabel: Don't listen to Grunkle Stan! I am 1000% on board with all of these rules. *She pets the demonic owl chick that was sleeping in Ford's hair earlier and gives it a cheese flavored chip to eat.* Nice job, Grunkle Ford!

Dipper: I think Grunkle Stan has a point, though. Grunkle Ford, no offense, but-

Stanford: No buts! Now, repeat the rules, everyone!

Dipper, Mabel, and Stanley: *Stan and Dipper looking both annoyed, and Mabel looking very amused, they repeat the rules aloud in unison.*

Rule one, whenever a cryptid, government agent, evil being, or any kind of potential enemy of the Pines family comes to the door, carry a gun.

Rule two, everyone living in the Shack shall keep a gun or similar weapon by their bed at night in the case of a nighttime supernatural emergency.

Rule three, do not be afraid to brandish a gun whenever anyone asks too many questions about Stan's criminal past, Ford's research and/or interdimensional criminal past, or threatens to hurt Dipper or Mabel, either their feelings or physically.

Rule four, all members of the Pines family and their employees must be trained to use at least three different kinds of weapons.

Rule five, there must never be less than thirty guns hidden in the Shack at all times, preferably two per room and three per bedroom. Ten is not enough, no matter what Stan claims.

Rule six, when in doubt, Ford has the last say on anything related to weaponry and defense related matters in the Shack. Or else.

Stanford: Very good. Does anyone have any objections? Wait. *He chuckles deeply.* No, of course you don't, because these rules are forged from hard-earned lessons from the three decades I spent in the Multiverse, and they make perfect logical, ethical sense and are foolproof from accidents. Don't worry, I'll make sure all of these guns are kept in protective, cheap plastic cases.

Dipper: And here I thought living in the Shack every summer was crazy enough already. *He sighs and lets his head drop to the table.* Seriously, this is dumb.

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, why are you so badass and cool!? Grunkle Stan never let us use any guns last summer!

Stanley: Gee, I wonder why? *He sighs, then goes back to typing on Stan and Ford's shared laptop they use to answer blog questions.* Thanks, asker, for askin' about the ten guns I had around the Shack. I'll have you know that all of this is your fault.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan pines #ford pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #askthestans #ah good old Ford handing children weapons because he hasn't been in this dimension for a really long time #and his protective cheap plastic cases #what you thought Ford wouldn't insist on more guns? #dude's a paranoid man with many enemies and we all saw how he always carries one on him all the time and one on his dresser in the show #also more of Mabel taking after Ford in a way and Dipper taking after Stan in a way is always fun

[strangerathecinema]

can we talk about sawyer and claire in "something nice back home"?

i've been dying to talk about sawyer and claire in "something nice back home".

#he was so caring to her and aaron #when i saw them my brain pinged and was like “siblings!!!!” #“what are you her older brother” for once miles and i were on the same brainwave #kate and sawyer are the number one members of the claire protection squad send tweet #lost #lost tv show #lost abc #sawyer ford #james ford #james sawyer ford #claire littleton #4 8 15 16 23 42 #lost 4x10 #something nice back home #jack shephard #kate austen #charlie pace #hugo reyes

[idk-bruh-20]

Do you think Peter's ever accidentally saved famous people? Not just like superhero famous but regular celebrities.

Like, a lot of people headcanon that Peter is obsessed with Hamilton, and Broadway is literally in NYC. Do you think Peter's ever been in the middle of a supervillain fight and swung down to rescue someone, and once he'd gotten them to safety been like, Lin Manuel Miranda???????

#peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #john mulaney lives in NYC! how do you think gen z peter would feel about rescuing him??? #and all the other celebrities in that area? #what if one night mark fucking hamill was the host of snl #and somehow peter ended up protecting LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF from some animal costumed goon? #ned would have a HEART ATTACK #PETER would have a heart attack #just like. the comedic potential of spider-man as the hero of one of THE cultural centers of the country #even better: what if one day instead of him being starstruck- the celebrity he saved gets starstruck by HIM #queueueueue #tony: kid if you wanted to meet harrrison ford you should've just said something. I'll invite him to dinner next time he's in town #peter- remembering very suddenly that his mentor dad is ALSO A CELEBRITY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #penelope ford #renee paquette #hangman adam page #hangman page #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #i wanna point out. even tho i know this will get lost in the shuffle in the tags but i dont want to add it into the actual post either #but kip doesnt hide behind penelope actually #i know its the 'haha funny man hiding behind his wife' trope but im tired and im sick so i have something to say #thats not whats happening here. yes he is dodging hangman by backing away #but you can see penny purposefully stepping more between them clearly instead of kip backing away behind her #they all know hangman wont hit her. but she will protect her husband come hell or high water #compare her to renee stepping away for example - for penny its the fight instinct. renee has the flight instinct as a non-competitor #kip is just fucking dumb but he aint hiding. its penny thats stepping up instead #sorry ive seen this take so many times im just irritated and nobody will read this so yeah okay carry on #my beloved #kip in a box #vampire wife #boxman saga #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[sga-mcshep-4ever]

"There's movement down there!" "Go! Go tell Markham to get ready for takeoff! I'll cover you." "What about you?" "I'll be there in a minute! Go!"

#sga #stargate atlantis #john sheppard #rodney mckay #teyla emmagan #aiden ford #1x04 thirty eight minutes #joe flanigan #david hewlett #rachel luttrell #rainbow sun francks #protective john #concerned rodney

[twilights-stuff]

Is it just me or is the entire "Out for Love" song from Hazbin Hotel seems very Stanley Pines coded???? Like the line "Fuel yourself with the fear of losing that somebody who's your reason to live. Harness your heart and you can't help choosing to fight with all you can give." seems so much like him. Like how he's so protective of his family, willing to do anything for them and fight tooth and nail for the safety of his brother, his niblings and his adopted son. Like damn girlie im cryin rn.

Also sidenote: "More than Anything" can probably fit for Drifting Stars! Mabel and Ford. Idk why but seems fitting i guess.

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #mabel pines #ford and mabel bonding #shitpost #hazbin hotel #okay the out for love song can he used for ford in terms of him and his protectiveness of dipper and mabel but it mostly applies to stan #more than anything??? eh not so much

[artsymeeshee]

There it is. My most favorite line~ Make sure to tell @renconner thank you for the beautiful line :3

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#gravity falls #stanford pines #sea grunks #my art #instinct comic #comic #protective ford my beloved #gonna be taking a small break but hopefully we'll be back soon!

[koraesdoodles]

I proudly showed this picture to my husband and he looked at it, rolled his eyes, and said, "You have a problem." So I'm coming to the internet for validation because RUDE.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #stan twins #hurt stanley #hurt/comfort #worried ford #protective ford #i mean he's not wrong but he didnt have to point it out like that #its not the best drawing ever but i think it turned out okay #i just want to hurt Stan and have Ford worry about it #um... i'll see myself out #practice makes progress

[hurtcomfortguaranteed]

In Lost 4x09, Sawyer does his best to protect Hurley from two of the island's craziest murderers, but Hurley chooses to sacrifice himself to avoid bloodshed.

#bromance whump #protective #cinnamon roll whump #lost tv show #james sawyer ford #hurley reyes #josh holloway #jorge garcia #does this count as whump??? #held at gunpoint #self sacrifice

[geekynightowl1997]

"I'm glad you found a family." -Amiee

"W-what... those guys?" -Eliot sputtering

Yes, Eliot. Those guys. The very same guys who you couldn't walk away from. The same guys who get on your nerves- but for some reason you protect. Those guys who have you wrapped around their fingers. Who remind you that your smarter than you think.

Those guys as in;

Nate who needs protecting from himself.

Sophie who needs protecting from her past.

Hardison who needs protecting from his mind.

Parker who needs protecting from the monsters she's lived through but are still around.

You, Eliot- you big teddy bear- decided they were worth it. So you stayed for them. You sir, stayed because they needed you.

Those guys are your family.

#leverage #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #sophie devereaux #nate ford #family #that's his family #they needed him and he stayed #one show no encores my butt #that man stayed #he stayed for them #to protect them #and he has the audacity to think they aren't his family even in season 1 #yeah right #nobody stays around unless they feel connected to a person

[madmachaca]

The way everyone cried for Ace when his whole life he felt unworthy of even existing it's so beautiful and sad and it broke my heart.

The way Luffy was completely broken, beyond reason, and unable to even move when his brother died, shattered it.

#one piece #portgas d ace #gol d. ace #monkey d. luffy #marine ford #I knew it was coming but it made me cry still #and he died ti protect his little brother...and he died on his arms #don't touch me