What if Ruby asked the Tarnished Spartan if she can be in the relationship with herself and the Rusted Knight? Ruby did see potential in Jaune and was close to him early on like Pyrrha.
She'd have to fight Blake for her spot
I could see it working out though
Mostly as a joke, Ruby seemed genuinely upset and shocked that Jaune had gotten old so I don't think she's got a silver fox thing going on
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RWBY Ship names are so funny because you have typical ships by joining the names or last names (Renora, Arkos, Emercury), then you have more creative and pretty names like Bumbleby, Gemstones or Whiterose.
And then you have Pussy Magnet.
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Soooo, I'm working on something Käärijä & Bojan wearing each other merches, so what Do you think what is the dick version of pussy magnet? (like dick magnet with other words maybe?)
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Elden Ring AU part 2
Ruby, glumly: I just don’t really know what to do honestly. I don’t think I’m that good at anything.
Pyrrha, optimistically: That’s nonesense. Everyone’s good at something. You just haven’t found it yet. It’s out there somewhere though. Trust me.
Ruby: How can you be so sure though? Seems like everyone else around here have their life written out already, and I’m lagging behind. Even my sister is a great warrior. Hell, you’re a great spearswoman even! I’m just....here, I guess.
Pyrrha, sheepishly: Would you believe that I wasn’t always the best spearswoman. Heck, when I came into the lands inbetween I was possibly more lost than you. I was a....wretched, if you would.
Ruby: What?
Pyrrha: Yeah, I’m serious. The only thing I had on me was a small club, and loin cloths to cover the bare minimum of my body.
Ruby, blushing:......g-go on.
Pyrrha: I had no idea I was going to be fond of spears really. It just happened. Picked it up from a soldier and found my calling. Just like how I know that you’ll find your calling too. Just give it time. *smiles*
Ruby, blushing: Y-Yeah yeah. B-but can you go on more about the loin cloths?
Pyrrha, confuses: Eh?
Ruby: H-how Much were you showing? W-was it like a swim suit? J-just curious, that is.
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uhm....not really. A swim suit would’ve been more modest honestly. The loin cloths only covered the bare minimum as I said. If that, even.
Ruby: *practically salivating*
Pyrrha: I remember having to scroundel for runes in order to buy chain mail armor from a merchant. *scratches back of neck* A certain tree sentinel made that much harder for me.
Ruby: *imagine Pyrrha in nothing but a skimpy loin cloth*
Pyrrha:....are you okay? You’re face is kinda red now.
Ruby: Huh? O-oh Yeah. I-I’m fine. I j-just feel bad for you that is. I-it must tough to only wear that.
Pyrrha, awkwardly chuckling: Yeah, you can say that again. It wasn’t comfy either. My bottom loin cloth used to run up by behind a lot.
Ruby, now imagining that image:.......*faints*
Pyrrha, worries: RUBY!?
*LATER*
Pyrrha: *head in Blake’s lap*
Blake, fingers combing through the redhead’s hair:.......so I heard a story about you.
Pyrrha: You did?
Blake: Yes, indeed. Would it be rude of me to ask if you showing up in these lands in nothing but loin cloths is true of not?
Pyrrha: O-oh, t-that? Yeah. It was. I had a pretty hard time for a while....well, harder than usual that is.
Blake: That sounds horrible......can you go into more details though?
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You think YOUR life is hard? Ive had to report and block almost 30 beautiful babes who were showing their badonks in their profile pics...
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