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brokentrafficknight · 1 month
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What if Ruby asked the Tarnished Spartan if she can be in the relationship with herself and the Rusted Knight? Ruby did see potential in Jaune and was close to him early on like Pyrrha.
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She'd have to fight Blake for her spot
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I could see it working out though
Mostly as a joke, Ruby seemed genuinely upset and shocked that Jaune had gotten old so I don't think she's got a silver fox thing going on
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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RWBY Ship names are so funny because you have typical ships by joining the names or last names (Renora, Arkos, Emercury), then you have more creative and pretty names like Bumbleby, Gemstones or Whiterose.
And then you have Pussy Magnet.
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teriyakiaqi · 9 months
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TAKE TWO 🎬
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Art of @spilledkaleidoscope’s Disco Sapphics 🕺🏽🪩 in jackets from the Santa Clarita Diet show!
Close ups:
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Yes, this is a repost! Explanation in tags
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toasterdrake · 7 months
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idk why this happened man ive never seriously considered purrha before but i was just consumed by Thoughts of Them
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thesparringpanther · 5 months
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I firmly believe that in any other relationship, Pyrrha would be the dense one. Any indication someone liked her romantically just shoots over her head.
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i-wasnt-ready-for-this · 10 months
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Soooo, I'm working on something Käärijä & Bojan wearing each other merches, so what Do you think what is the dick version of pussy magnet? (like dick magnet with other words maybe?)
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lesbianboyfriend · 9 months
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abby santa clarita diet you are so lesbian…
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blawzi · 1 year
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Ik he smells funky
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moistmailman · 1 year
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Elden Ring AU part 2
Ruby, glumly: I just don’t really know what to do honestly. I don’t think I’m that good at anything.
Pyrrha, optimistically: That’s nonesense. Everyone’s good at something. You just haven’t found it yet. It’s out there somewhere though. Trust me.
Ruby: How can you be so sure though? Seems like everyone else around here have their life written out already, and I’m lagging behind. Even my sister is a great warrior. Hell, you’re a great spearswoman even! I’m just....here, I guess.
Pyrrha, sheepishly: Would you believe that I wasn’t always the best spearswoman. Heck, when I came into the lands inbetween I was possibly more lost than you. I was a....wretched, if you would.
Ruby: What?
Pyrrha: Yeah, I’m serious. The only thing I had on me was a small club, and loin cloths to cover the bare minimum of my body.
Ruby, blushing:......g-go on.
Pyrrha: I had no idea I was going to be fond of spears really. It just happened. Picked it up from a soldier and found my calling. Just like how I know that you’ll find your calling too. Just give it time. *smiles*
Ruby, blushing: Y-Yeah yeah. B-but can you go on more about the loin cloths?
Pyrrha, confuses: Eh?
Ruby: H-how Much were you showing? W-was it like a swim suit? J-just curious, that is.
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uhm....not really. A swim suit would’ve been more modest honestly. The loin cloths only covered the bare minimum as I said. If that, even.
Ruby: *practically salivating*
Pyrrha: I remember having to scroundel for runes in order to buy chain mail armor from a merchant. *scratches back of neck* A certain tree sentinel made that much harder for me.
Ruby: *imagine Pyrrha in nothing but a skimpy loin cloth*
Pyrrha:....are you okay? You’re face is kinda red now.
Ruby: Huh? O-oh Yeah. I-I’m fine. I j-just feel bad for you that is. I-it must tough to only wear that.
Pyrrha, awkwardly chuckling: Yeah, you can say that again. It wasn’t comfy either. My bottom loin cloth used to run up by behind a lot.
Ruby, now imagining that image:.......*faints*
Pyrrha, worries: RUBY!?
*LATER*
Pyrrha: *head in Blake’s lap*
Blake, fingers combing through the redhead’s hair:.......so I heard a story about you.
Pyrrha: You did?
Blake: Yes, indeed. Would it be rude of me to ask if you showing up in these lands in nothing but loin cloths is true of not?
Pyrrha: O-oh, t-that? Yeah. It was. I had a pretty hard time for a while....well, harder than usual that is.
Blake: That sounds horrible......can you go into more details though?
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boop
boop
BAP
meow
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Gets bapped.
"Where do these cats keep coming from?"
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onlythehopeless · 10 months
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y esta es la cara de alguien que sabe que es guapo Y que sabe que solo basta un video de 10 segundos vibing to la peor canción q ha hecho harry styles en su vida para q se me prenda el c0ño como si fuera la catedral de notre dame el 15 de abril de 2019
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You think YOUR life is hard? Ive had to report and block almost 30 beautiful babes who were showing their badonks in their profile pics...
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dragynkeep · 10 months
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ship bingo blake x pyrrha
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teriyakiaqi · 9 months
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Time to combine a few VERY COOL things together !!
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I have been an avid follower of @spilledkaleidoscope’s disco sapphics and I saw these wicked jackets on the show ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ and thought of Harry and Kim instantly!
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Look at those icons!! Slays absolute penis
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anxovert · 7 months
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volley-ball-101 · 2 years
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OFFICAL list of sexy people traits that only the SEXIEST people posses. Not up for discussion.
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