haiiiiiiiiii hi haiiiiiiiiii mrrp mew meoww mrrp nya mreow :3c
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(Bottom) hiiiii~~~ haiiii~ mreow mrrrp mrrp mew mrrrrrrm hiii :333
(English) Good evening indeed, I myself am faring quite well as of the moment, most recently having poured myself a glass of exquisite brandy, thank you for asking. Now, I simply must inquire how you yourself are doing my dear anonymous fellow.
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Marauders campfire song. I am messed up.
I regret all decisions
Remus: My dad is Lyall he researches things, you'll know his work by his lycanthropy developments, I wait by the phone but the phone never rings! Oh no! When your dads gone, life can be tough, I met the guy once! And once was enough!
Peter: Oh I hear that
Remus: Emme!
Emmeline: My mom's Alisa, she's smart and she's wise, she's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys, if she came to school it'd be a surprise. Oh no!
Everyone: Oh no!
Emmeline: Oh and my stepdad, he hates me, and my mum works all day. So I left them and I ran away.
Remus: Alright whose next?
Lily: Okay! Lemme see....
Lily: My mom's Ruth, goddess of the garden! She gets excited when it starts to rain but planting and planting and plantings a pain...
Everyone: Oh no!
...Right? for their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car! I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
Peter: My turn!
Peter: I'm a child of Noah, for those who love quidditch they're often beguiled! He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child! Oh no!
Everyone: Oh no...
Peter: He married my mum, while exploring new frontiers and no one has seen him since!
James: Sirius! who's your mum?
Sirius: My Mother is Walburga.
Sirius: Remember my essay? She wants to eat her children!
Remus: Sirius wins!
Peter: Yeah, her mum's definitely the worst.
Remus: How about you, Mary?
Mary: The magnet for love, my mom's Silena. She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty. I'll bring home a partner and she's there in her nighty!
Everyone: Oh no!
Mary: It's so embarrassing guys! I tried to seek help from even Minnie 'cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates!
Remus: Alright, James it's your turn!
James: If I try to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche.
Remus: Aww, we're all friends here, c'mon give it a shot
James: My mom is named Effie, she loves colourful decoration and cooking cultural food and-
Lily: He's doing it wrong.
James:
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