Things I have said to my friends that have a ridiculous amount of Apollo energy 🌞
"If you're stressed out, just do some art. That shit is relaxing as hell. And there are so many different kinds of art! Or you can do the most beautiful kind of art: me."
"Passionate doesn't mean impulsive. I don't simply burst out with art. I am art.
"Oh, you have a spare picture frame? Put a close-up picture of my splendid face in it."
"French music makes me want to get railed. But like only for the aesthetics."
"If I ask you how much you love me on a scale of 1 to 10 and your answer isn't at least 12, we can't be friends anymore."
*sending a random selfie to my friend at 3 am* hehe hello it's my face
"Oh you're doing clay sculptures again?? Do my face next!!"
"I was just washing my face but I was also singing at the same time. Apparently I thought I was Poseidon or something, because I almost drowned myself."
"You said you had exciting news. But this has nothing to do with me. :("
"No, I'll pay. I am a generous god."
"Hello?? Are you sleeping?? Don't sleep, I need attention!"
"I am a slut for a good iambic pentameter."
to be continued because apparently I am a horrible friend 💀😂😂😂
Quote Me - Drabble *Cotton Candy Goodness*
Summary: Henry recounts a funny story about you on the Graham Norton Show.
Pairing: Henry Cavill/You
Word Count: 397
Rating: None - Cotton Candy Goodness
Inspiration: The Witcher and my dislike of Spiders
Author’s Note: Tell me what you think!
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“So, do people quote the Witcher to you often?” Graham Norton asked Henry as he sat on the couch, doing an interview for the first season's press tour.
“Oh, all the time.” Henry laughed and smiled. “But, my girlfriend has to do it the most, I think.” He chuckled, forcing himself not to look at you, as you sat beside him, on the press tour with him.
“Does she?” Graham laughed, tickled at the idea. “What's the funniest reason she quoted the Witcher to you?” He asked, leaning slightly forward.
You shifted beside Henry, trying your best to keep your expression neutral.
“She's going to kill me for this, but-” He laughed, licking his lips. “I was downstairs one morning, not a week after getting home, after the first season wrapped, and I'm making myself some coffee and getting ready to do my morning workout, when I hear her scream for me from upstairs, our room.”
“Yeah.” Henry chuckled, cheeks warm. “I thought something horrible was happening, so I drop the coffee, spilling it all over the counter, and race upstairs as she runs out of the bathroom.” He struggled to keep his composure. “I don't know what I was expecting, an intruder, a hole in the ceiling—anything, but what I find.”
“What was it?” Graham roared, fully invested in Henry's story.
Henry laughed, his body going back as he let it out with Graham and the audience, you could laugh now, but you didn't think it was funny then.
“She's acting like it's the size of my hand, and it's really the teeniest little thing, just trying to get out of the sink. So, of course, I give her a bit of trouble for freaking out and asked her why she couldn't kill or deal with it herself, and she looks me, dead on, and says: 'Don't give me that look, shitling. That's what I called him, the White Wolf. Now, kill it and I'll toss something at you later.'”
Everyone in the building start laughing at the story, you bright red and Henry living for it.
“No worries, though, I didn't kill the poor bugger, I carried him outside.”
“So much for taking no prisoners.” You mumbled, just loud enough for Henry to hear, which only added to his laughter.
I always deeply appreciate the undying support of Tumblr Conservative women 🌸🥺.
…, most of which are unhappily marrieds and/or single moms
Who need to give an over abundance of attention to watering the dying grass of their own husbands , children , and lives…
Yet spend most of their time focused on me , and what I am doing .
Does the attention I give him or any of the other conservative men in general here make you cry ?
Actually, I can have anyone I want you know 💡
bc I mind my own business ,
and focus my love and energy taking care and nurturing my own, especially my Daddy❤️
Hate from below average and limited intelligent women
(Can you learn correct grammar and verb usage already ?)
Always reminds me of the redneck Susans of my poor hometown .
It motivates , and pushes me to succeed and win 🥇
#y’all are not ready to sit at the table of queens . We support each other over here.
Instead Shove trump and your vaccine misinformation up your ignorant asses and go tend to your own . Bye 👋🏽
I've spent my whole life feeling broken
Chasing the missing pieces of my soul
That lie scattered across the earth
I pick up jagged shards
Cutting my hands as I do
Trying to figure out where they go
But one can only be broken
So many times
Before the pieces chip away into dust
And it doesn't matter how many times
You put yourself together
Because there will always be empty spaces
Where something used to lie
And I don't know how to fix it
I dont know if I even can
I've spent my whole life feeling broken
As I scream at my reflection
Words of hatred and untouched anguish
I realize that I am