#rb: iron man 3

[angelatsumu]

happy halloween <3 ft. simon <3

your husband simon has never been the type to enjoy costumes and "crossplaying"--he misunderstood the term cosplay and argues with you when you correct him--but seeing your face light up when you suggested he be the Darth Vader to your Padme made him cave. every year is the same, truly. you scroll on Pinterest and find a "cute couple costume babyyyy" and you pout up at him, and suddenly he's dressed as some goddamned masked character from a show or movie he'd never seen. last year--through teary eyes and cunt full of cock--you asked him to be the Iron Man to your Pepper Pots. through the haze of his desire he'd mumbled an agreement. this year you were so kind as to ask him before he'd been balls deep inside of you. your look was just the same, bashful and full of wonder. your husband would give you a kidney, so of course he doesn't draw the line here.

so, here you were on Halloween night seated on your silly little porch waiting for trick-or-treaters. he's fingering through the buckets of candy in search of another sour one when you swat his hand away, eyes glaring at him. he gruffs at you, muttering like a damn child while he places them down and steps away. "this is silly," he comments mostly to himself, thinking about how easily he lets his sweet little wife boss him around during this time of year. you're beaming though, and he can't help but feel his heart strings tugged when he catches a glimpse of you happily rearranging your costume as trick-or-treaters approach. you giddily run over to your husband, dragging him to the front of the porch to greet the newcomers.

A pink tint dusts your husband's cheeks as he relishes in the excited gasps and giggles from the children as they grasp at candy and cheer about his costume. he's always been uncomfortable with such innocent attention, but he can't lie about how loved it makes him feel to step into this Pickett fence life with you. the little ones run off with a rushed goodbye, cheering for your husband once more, and Simon pulls you in close to have you place chaste and gentle kisses along his lovely costumed face.

likes + rbs appreciated <3

#soft fic rec #simon riley fic #simon riley x reader #simon riley hcs #simon riley fluff #simon riley headcanons #pup’s thots #cod mw2 headcanons #cod x reader #ghost x reader #ghost drabble #ghost headcanons #ghost hc #halloween!fic #husband!simon #ghost fluff #simon ghost riley hcs #simon ghost riley fluff

[the-limp-linguine]

VC characters and how transphobic I think they’d be 

1.Obviously first is gonna be lestat; he wouldn’t be transphobic-and would probably step in if you were being hate crimed- unless it’s Louis doing it 2.Now y’all are like Louis?? YES Louis specifically like early Louis- he’s got so much internalized homophobia, what makes you think that catholic man would accept trans ppl??  3.Daniel wouldn’t be transphobic- he was a gay kid in the 60s-70s he was most likely friends with some trans ppl- now he probably wouldn’t like understand neo pronouns and nonbinary and stuff- be he wouldn’t have a problem with it- and try to be corrected as much as possible. 4.Armand isn’t transphobic but he would hate crime you- 5.Marius would use turf rhetoric- un ironically he would call a trans dude with a full beard a woman- he just gives of those vibes, idk what it it it’s probably my hatred of the basterd  but he just reeks of transphobia  6.Gabby would curb any transphobe- miss ma’m is an aggressive ally, she doesn’t care who it is she’ll put you in your place if your being transphobic in front of her If there are any more characters y’all want be to do tell me the RBs or my ask box- 

#Also y’all please be civil in the notes- #I’m just a silly lill dude with silly lill options abt silly lill gay vampires what I say isn’t that deep #Vampire chronicles #The vampire chronicles #The vampire lestat #the vampire armand #queen of the damned #please kill me i spend to much time thinking abt these gay vampires #the vampire claudia #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #Gabby de lioncourt #Corey’s monthly contribution to the VC fandom #Ik how this fandom can be- all I have to say is behave please

[jamesvowles]

https://twitter.com/SilverArrowsNet/status/1707690621639495713

I am curious about your opinion for checo's words about george... imo it's unnecessary, but at the same time i feel like some rbr fans (or just max fans) are being so mean to checo. bro just wants to keep a job like all of us

if you don't feel well with this ask please ignore!! <3

it's unecessary, yes i agree with you anon. like why'd he have to throw my boy gr into this

but i've got some feelings abt checo that im gonna put under a read more bc i know everyone won't agree with me. nvm the read more function is buggy as hell LMFAO

i agree though. i think a lot of people are being mean to checo and i think some of it can be chalked up to the fact he's just not performing as strongly as let's say the beginning of the year. like suzuka was fucking bonkers and none of the shit he did can be defended you know? he's been in this sport for more than a decade now unlike george....like obviously people are going to be more critical of him because of that experience.... he's clearly choking and rb should probably be trying to iron out whatever is going on whether its a mental hangup or car issue.....

BUT i DO agree with checo saying that the media + everyone else is judging him harshly because of his nationality + race. it's kind of wild,,,,even on f1blr, a space i would probably perceive as being """more progressive""" than other sports spaces that a lot of drivers of colour are either treated like an afterthought, a prop for whiteys, or hypercriticized. people will say "oh it's sports!!! of course im going to have biases" which is true. but how about when the media is doing the same thing? as a poc it does raise a lot of red flags when i see people dismissing the achievements of drivers of colours over and over and over again! the fact that poc have to perform a such a high standard anyways or else they get scrutinized and their identity becomes a fucking weapon to demean them more. like god forbid checo just....not perform right? nah helmut marko gotta say its bc he's fucking brown thats the reason why LOL. the fact that a lot of people INCLUDING THE MEDIA are saying its fucking over for him.......but they wouldn't say that about other white drivers who have similar trajectories says it all for me. as you said he's trying to keep his fucking job and i really don't think everyone is making it better.

tl;dr - gr made a mistake and checo is flopping a little but they're being racist to my mans.

#asks #like u know....its one thing for a fan to be suspect to me but the media......hmmmmm #racism tw #idk if that answered ur quesstion anon but i hope it did LMFAO #da discourse

[watsonmj]

CHALLENGE: Tag the spider-man blogs that you love (doesn't necessarily need that you follow them) and write something special about them!

IM OUT N ABT BUT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

@seek--rest is just truly a legend, funniest person alive actually, ironically never seeks rest considering how her inbox is always popping, insane insane insane writer

@mhart draws some of the most beautiful fanart, absolutely gorgeous i am kissing those talented knuckles as i type this

@spideymichelle is my beloved in arms for the 616ification of mcu mj agenda <3

@abc2411 is such a staple on my dash that i actively have to refrain from rb everything at once & a fantastic writer as well where would i be without em

#je réponds #la poste #ask #not marvel #anonymous #THERE R MORE. ALSO IDK WHAT CONSTITUTES AS A SPIDER-MAN BLOG NGL

[cybersarion]

. i n f o .

collective names ; kaisarion, cyber, sinister, or intruxx! we can't pick a name :) bodily 20 traumagenic (potentially the RA of ramcoa?) system with an unknown number of inhabitants

body is 20 so we prefer if minors don’t follow but we won’t block unless ur under 16 / sys origins do not matter to us so this is a no discourse blog! DNI: 'trauma k111nk'/dark themed sexual rp blogs, proship blogs, syscourse blogs, ramcoa discourse/deniers - im ok with nsfw blogs following but i wont ineract back and DO NOT rb our original posts onto your nsfw blogs!!!!!

blog will contain various content from non-frequent fronters so we prefer if anyone under 16 doesn't follow just in case! anything with potentially triggering content will be tagged, but be warned there will probably be weird, triggering, or nsfw content (TAGGED mild/art g0re, suggestive/vent art, triggering poetry or writing, talk of SH, etc)

looking to make friends!! ask for our discord (we have a server with pluralkit!)<3

< list of who’s sharing the blog under the cut >

splits tend to happen in 3s for us so theyre grouped for texts sake

⭐️delaney (or lane, body age 20) + 🩹dorian(13-17), 🪦seance (or ghoul, ??), all he/him - the 'core'/og host was broken up into 3 facets who all make up the hostbody now. all opinions are held in trios forever for us, but delaney/dorian blur together to be a 'default front' 60% of the time. we have a collective constant awareness and are the 'pilots' for the body no matter who is in front. * * recently discovered a structure of subsystems in the host trifecta so the hostbody sys is probably a lot more complex than we can write down here

🪐warren/jude (20s)- he/him, gatekeeper archivist protector caretaker / I now have a permanent spot in front so I feel comfortable writing first person! I try my best to keep us functioning and am basically an IT guy to the innerworld computer system that controls everything. Feel free to say hi to me anytime! I love meeting new folks! :] 💙jack (22 he/any) and 🎀anya (19 she) - both body caretakers and socializers. pinterest addicts, pink pilates princesses, self proclaimed bitch queens/coquette girlies/serial straight-man-manipulators. if it's fashion it's theirs 🎧mikey (20 he/they), 🎮ezra(15 he), 🍟bayley (19 he/fluid) - mikey and bayley were born of a double split while baked and have been stoner best friends ever since, with the newer addiction of ezra, mikey's little brother, recently ! also all steam gamers who are open to making friends esp who want to talk about music :) 🌸honey (18 she) ,🦇violet (21 she/they), ☁ ️angel (14 xe/ae) - 2 girl besties and the spooky nonverbal emo who they take care of like their adopted kid there's a few more who might rb shit that aren't on this list/haven't made themselves known or smth else ^^ never a boring day asks open for anyone here! generally we all like talking/getting asks and will answer anything within reason :]

also most sys members are somewhere on the audhd spectrum so we do tone tags with emojis! all smileys are /gen unless stated otherwise :3 (exception is :^), we feel that one is clearly 'quiet suffering/ironically blank expression indicating sarcasm')

thank you for reading :]

#actuallyplural #actually plural #osdd #osdd1b #traumagenic #system

[mirandamckenni1]

A Husband Was Found With Another Woman. This Is What Was Done To His Organs. 🌏 Get NordVPN 2Y plan + 4 months free https://ift.tt/OQ07lTe Risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ✌ In order of appearance: RB by Wolfgang Nelson, Neighbor by Tristyn Smith, Woman by Star M, Zoe by Dawn Bradley, PA Tristyn Smith Reviewer: Dr Katherine Johns In-depth channel: @HemeReview Secret channel: @BigEmus Music inspired by R. Prince. Arranged and performed by Chubbyemu Other Music by @Lifeformed ► https://ift.tt/5R1Ts3g CT Head Case courtesy of Mohd Radhwan Bin Abidin, Radiopaedia.org, rID: 156961 Timestamps: 0:00 RB is a 42 year old man ☝️ presenting to the emergency room 0:18 A history ⏰ of the history 1:05 A wild thief 🥷 appears 1:22 "I'll take care of u bebe" 1:50 The only real way to butter 🧈 your bread 2:18 Where we are 🚑 now 3:37 "Not life threatening..." but is it really? 4:11 This rapid pace becomes 🤨 concerning 5:48 Something is very 😩 heavy 6:44 A solid foundation 🌎 of understanding nature (as seen on Earth) 9:01 An imposter 🥸 appears and the body cant discern 😳 the difference 10:15 The mitochondria is no longer 😞 the powerhouse of the cell 11:39 A connection to 😳 ancient esoteric 😳 knowledge 12:44 Can iron and cyanide 😲 be involved in the help? 13:54 Speaking of "life-threatening" and "energy" and "nerves," it brings us here now 14:27 An incorrect assumption 15:24 Enclosed herein is a case preserved into the written record These cases are patients who I, or my colleagues have seen. They are de-identified and many instances have been presented in more depth in an academic setting. These videos are not individual medical advice and are for general educational purposes only. I do not give medical advice over the internet. References, starting with the case this video is based off of: Cerebrospinal fluid analysis in fatal thallium poisoning: evidence for delayed distribution into the central nervous system. https://ift.tt/s1BiLKz https://ift.tt/UQiBrYt Acute thallium poisoning: series of ten cases. https://ift.tt/FynNRGw Case Files of the Medical Toxicology Fellowship at the Oregon Poison Center: Thallotoxicosis. https://ift.tt/cDzITXY Thallium toxicity and the role of Prussian blue in therapy. https://ift.tt/bEWVoTG Kinetic analysis of enzyme reactions. II. The potassium activation and calcium inhibition of pyruvic phosphoferase. https://ift.tt/9lC6i3b Pyruvate kinase revisited: the activating effect of K+. https://ift.tt/NOvjHUE Revised effective ionic radii and systematic studies of interatomic distances in halides and chalcogenides. https://ift.tt/QH5ct7C Francis Bacon - Experiments touching Sulphur and Mercury https://ift.tt/XDEh80i Structures of pyruvate kinases display evolutionarily divergent allosteric strategies. https://ift.tt/hLH508M Sulfur mediated heavy metal biogeochemical cycles in coastal wetlands: From sediments, rhizosphere to vegetation. https://ift.tt/jLu6hIJ via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNV5X-GBkR8

#IFTTT #YouTube #Youtube

[theofficefantasyfootball]

WEEK 3 - Wrap Up

IT'S JUST MONEY!!!!

One of my favorite movie scenes is this one from Margin Call, where Jeremy Irons says to Kevin Spacey "It's just money, it's made up...pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat". And guys, I gotta tell you I was a little disappointed when I announced this week that Kyle had not only won Survivor for the 2nd year in a row but he did it in a record breaking 3 weeks...and there was no "congrats Kyle!!!". No, "man that was crazy - good job"! Just silence. I am assuming it was because you were mad or bitter or maybe you were focused on the money you just lost! Guys, it's just money. Let's celebrate our Survivor Champ...Kyle. He did an amazing thing...let go of the money...it's over...it's gone. It's just Money.

KELCE LATELY vs FUNK GUY

Speaking of money. Looks like Kelce Lately just grabbed his first high point win of the season ($20)...with 133.12 points. There is still Monday night to take place -and at the time of writing this, Dana has 3 guys still to play - Jones, Elliott and Shepard. But, he will need about 25 from each of those to take the lead, the win and the high point away from me. It was a good week for me, but I owe it all to Lamar Jackson who is playing for a billion dollar deal next year and I am reaping the benefits of that! Dana, sorry - you had some good action going you just matched up against the wrong guy this week. I move to 2-1 and Dana to 1-2.

TuPADRE vs BOOMER SOONER

He's sneaky like Belicheck this year. Stu Jones grabbed a win with just 80 points against the previously 2-0 powerhouse Tu Padre. Gullahorn had a good game from Nick Chubb and also from Dameon Pierce (Houston RB)...but other than that his big stars like Jefferson, Sanders and Stafford just didn't show up at all. Meanwhile, even with a poor showing from Kyler this week and only 7.90 from Deebo - Stu grabbed 22 points from his Eagles Defense to sneak in a win by less than 2 points. But, as we say in fantasy football - a win is a win! Congrats Stu. See ya next week Gully. Please put up under 100 again! Please!

MR AWESOME vs LANAKILA

Sorry Gabe. Sorry, that i have to take this approach to the paragraph. I know, I could focus more on Cliff's win - but it's just a better angle to talk about you being 0-3. Winless in 2022. Part of the problem I feel, is that you simply haven't yet broken 90 in scoring points. Maybe try harder to put players in that will score more points when they actually do score points. Like this week, Devonte Parker with 20 would have been good! Ya know? I'm just messing with you man. You know I love you. Cliff was just a little bit better than you this week and he has Josh Allen so, you gotta expect big numbers when you face Josh (I mean Cliff). The good news, it's behind you and you can move on to Funk Guy next week where you have a chance at greatness! Nice win Cliff! Congrats.

TREE HUGGERS vs BACKDOOR BANDITS

I focused on Kyle (Backdoor Bandits) in the opening - so let's now talk about Krippayne. What a week for Scott. It wasn't enough for him to lose his match up against Kyle...but he also had the Chiefs lose to the Colts which knocked him out of survivor and then his beloved Seahawks lost to the Falcons. Just a brutal weekend for Scotty K. The only shining light I see in this match up is that Kyle ended up just a bit shy of taking high point this week. That would just be a bit too much winning in my opinion. Scott, let me know if you need someone to talk with about your state of mind. My hope is you can bounce back and grab a win next week. Kyle, congrats again. Great week for you.

LONG LEFT BALLERS vs MOOSES ON THE LOOSES

(Sub headline) - Mitch goes Gay.

Yes. Mitch picked up the kicker Matt Gay. Last Thursday he just dropped his old kicker Greg Joseph and was suddenly on team Gay. Which hey, that's cool. I get it. His move to Gay seemed to do wonders for the entire team. They were all on board with it and just like that, this Gay team, beat the previously undefeated Bebo Norman 115 - 79. It wasn't just the Gay kicker that did it for Mitch. He had help from Tannehill, Henry, Andrews, Christian Kirk and the Browns Defense. Congrats Mitch. Nice win and we are so proud of you. All the love! (insert rainbow logo here)

HOWARD vs TRADE WITH ME

Yeah, it's groundhog day again for Howard. Another loss! This time to Trade with Me. This one did come down to Monday night - because Rob had the Cowboys defense still to play but he would need 19 points from them to seal the win. Which is a lot to ask of the Dallas D - although for much of the game they did keep it close. Brett only put up 93 points this week but with great numbers from Robinson, Chiefs D and Waddle it didn't even matter that his QB Flacco only put up 3.40. Again, my theory is that we are all benefitting from Rob's Polka Band Touring Schedule...which will run through all of October. I am just hoping by the time November comes around he is 1-7 and will be officially out of the playoffs. More for the rest of us - ya know! Nice win Brett!

CHEERLEADER OF THE WEEK

In honor of the Titan's first win we are featuring Jessica...or as I call her Jessi. She loves Macaroni and Cheese and wishes she could have dinner with Rob Gronkowski someday. She also wishes she could spin a basketball on one finger. Maybe someday Jessica but for now - just cheer for our team!

#Youtube

[heydocpotts]

some Love Bites art for my dear @itsallavengers bc we love demon nat, vampire steve, & wee bby baseliner tony in this house 

(pls dont repost or use my art for any reason at all without permission)

#SPOOKY BOYS ONLY ALLOWED ON THIS PROPERTY #pls rb not just like its very appreciated! <3 #stevetony #steve rogers #tony stark #natasha romanoff #iron man #captain america #black widow #marvel #mcu

[primsycoldbottles]

the way adults mod discord servers filled w minors... calm down buddy ur not God ur a 20 smthn year old that treats the mcu like its a saviour

#peach patter #honestly. rb this <3 #im a little petty but its so fuckin funny ksdhfglsdhl #like..... the way they act so above it all #sweetheart u think iron man is a good person u aint shit bb #KSLDFGHDF SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME TO THINK ABT EHEHE

[dorevenge]

not to be loud, but i miss tony stark

#mainly bc he was the first character i saw have a panic attack and iron man 3 helped me accept my depression/anxiety diagnosis #like if this super hero can have panic attacks and still be successful and functional so can i lmao #canary writes a text post #no rb

[dodgepoints]

someone: peter parker is trans

some asshat: haha hes not tho its not canon not hating on the hc tho its just not canon hes a cishet white male im not transphobic tho my brother's friend's neighbour is trans no hate but its not cano-

#this is ok 2 rb bc i like maiing fun of dumbasses #trans peter parker #mcu #marvel #*making #send me anon hate <3 #iron man #steve rogers #trans headcanons

[reactxr]

You know what I love about iron man 3? 

The fact that it completely destroys the notion of Arrogant Selfish Uncaring Tony Stark™ that so many people believe him to be. 

After Happy’s hospitalized, who is the only one sitting, waiting in that hospital chair, even though Happy is nowhere even close to breaking consciousness? Tony Stark. Not only is he there for his friend because he was hurt, but he specifically tells the nurse to keep his favorite show on -- knowing it was his favorite show, as well as commenting about keeping all badges in plain site, because he’s “a stickler for that sort of thing.” 

And to show just how important his friends and their safety is to Tony, he straight up threatens a terrorist because of what he did to Happy, acting out of nothing but emotion, angry enough to make the decision to broadcast his home address. Something that eventually leads to jeopardizing his and Pepper’s safety, but he’s so angry about what the Mandarin did to his friend that he can’t even think about direct consequences, other than getting this guy in a body bag. Selfish and Uncaring Tony Stark™ at work here? I don’t think so.

When Maya visits Malibu Mansion, he greets her as if he doesn’t know her, questioning only if she’s the Mandarin. To which Maya responds, “why am I not surprised?” Because Tony Stark is Tony Stark™, why would he remember some girl he spent one night with over a decade ago?

And then he introduces her as his old botanist pal to Pepper, not even a minute later. 

Because he does remember, and he does care. She’s not just ‘another girl that he’s crossed paths with and doesn’t give two shits about’ like so many people expect him to. And with a single sentence that derails that entire line of thinking. 

During the mansion attack, when we see Tony call his suit -- we obviously expect it to form around Tony, after all that was what we saw in the beginning, and it’s leading up to this intense moment. But he directs it instead to protect Pepper, and he takes the blunt of the force instead, colliding into a wall with no armor at all. He could have easily chosen himself to protect, but he didn’t, because he cares so much about Pepper, he’d rather have himself in harm’s way than her. Not only that, but he immediately tells Pepper to grab Maya and leave the danger zone before he even thinks about taking the suit back. 

If that wasn’t enough, after the mansion is destroyed, Tony leaves a voicemail to Pepper. Not only does he let her know he’s okay, and apologize for his actions, realizing that what he did put her in harms way, he also apologizes for his Christmas gift to her. “Rabbit’s too big. Done.” 

This is only the first half hour of the movie, people. I could go on and on about just how much of a materialized Front Tony Stark™ is, and just how much different it is from actual Tony Stark. 

Tony Stark cares. Tony Stark remembers. And he puts everybody before himself. 

#{ i'm not in; i'm actually out | ooc } #okay to rb by the way #tony stark #marvel #; it got a little long but Listen I don't understand where people get the Tony Stark is Cold and Uncaring thing from like #did you watch the movie at all? #and im3 isn't even the only movie to show this!! #literally in any movie he's in!! you can see!! he genuinely cares!!! #he just wants to protect people he loves #he spent 3 minutes with peter and decided to give him a suit because he wanted him to be safe #why don't some people get that #also this is why iron man 3 is one of my favs

[snzunii]

BONNIE AND CLYDE.

You can exceed all things because you’re you and he’s him— and together, you’re both unstoppable.

+ pairings. sanzu haruchiyo x f!reader.

+ tags. romance, heavy angst, fluff, explicit sexual content, use of obscene languages, sexist slurs as part of sexual intercourse, fellatio, cunnilingus, 69, dacryphilia, edging, choking, deepthroat, praise + degrading kink, impact play, biting, unprotected sex, rough sex, vaginal fingering, mouth fucking, overstimulation, objectification, consensual image taking, violence, gun violence, mentions of blood, criminal activities, 18+ (pls tell me if i forget something 🥲)

+ word count. 3.5k

+ note. sooo hi hello, as u all know i have a big ass sanzu brainrot ahkasjljhdsal so here's the product yaaaayyyyy. sanzu and all the characters mentioned in this are aged up. ok ok hehe anw, i hope u enjoy this <3333 likes, rbs, replies are always appreciated <3 or u could send me an ask whatever makes you comfortable! lovelots 🤍

+ soundtrack. always forever by cults ; i don't wanna be okay without you by charlie burg ; arms tonite by mother mother

“Ouch!”

Sanzu exclaimed but that didn’t stop you to press the cotton on his wounds even more. “Stay still, stupid.”

“You press it so hard!” you just rolled your eyes at his childish whine and continued on cleaning the wound on his cheek.

Sanzu wrapped his arm around your waist and sits you on his lap, “Haru! I’m cleaning your wound.”

“I’m not stopping you, just sit on my lap while you do that.” you sighed but straddled him, you get yourself comfortable on his lap while he just stares at your face in silence. You didn’t notice it at first but you suddenly get this consciousness.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

He just shook his head and continued on staring at you with his dazzlingly blue eyes. Instantly, you felt the heat on the surface of your skin, you just cleared your throat and looked away from his eyes and continued on nursing his wounds.

“Why do you stay with me?”

You smiled, there is no any sane reason why you stay with a man like Sanzu— your friends always tell you that, even your family. But you never listen to them because they don’t know him. They don’t know how he is to you.

All that they see is just the tip of the iceberg. Sanzu may be like this but there’s more to him and that is all for you to see.

But you know they’re right, Sanzu isn’t good for you. Heck, they don't even know all the bad things that you have done with him and they're like this already; you have joined a riot, street racing, shoplift, gambling, drive under the influence, get high, drink until you’re both far from yourselves and cause disturbance in the club. Hell, you two are banned on this particular nightclub and was jailed overnight because of your stupidity— luckily, Koko both bailed you out.

The worst you both did was rob a bank and you think it won’t stop at that.

“Cause you’re crazy.” you paused and smiled at him, “And I’m just as crazy as you.”

You both know you’re not good for each other, you bring out all the worst in each other. You both do things that a sane person wouldn’t do in a lifetime.

Though, ironically, you also bring the best out of each other.

“Hmm. You aren’t wrong there.”

You hummed as you kiss his scar located on the side of his lips, it was your favorite thing to do and Sanzu totally loves it when you do that. “There. All done.”

“But baby...” Sanzu started, you looked at him. “My dick also needs nursing.”

“Oh yeah?” you asked as you slowly kneel down in front of him, “Let me see.”

You unzip his pants in a slow manner while you look at Sanzu who’s currently looking down at you with a visible smirk in his handsome face.

“Uh-huh. See?” he said once you took his pants down to his feet, leaving his erect cock straight to your face.

“Oh.” you cooed, wrapping your hand on his shaft giving it slow pumps, “I’m going to take good care of it, hm?”

Sanzu started groaning, his breathing gradually gets ragged as you move your hand up and down his cock, dick jolting a little bit under your hold as Sanzu is eager to feel the insides of your pretty warm mouth.

“Mouth, now.” he ordered, but you’re a gutsy little vixen. You were never scared of Sanzu, so why would you obey him when you get to tease him like this? “Fuck... now. Don’t make me shove it in your mouth.”

It was like your ears were plugged; you’re blatantly ignoring him. You didn’t hesitate to lean in and give him false hope, instead of sucking him whole, you gave the tip of his cock kitten licks— tasting a bit of a precum that was coming out of his slit.

The next you knew, Sanzu was holding a fistful of your hair into his hand— shoving his dick inside your mouth, deep into your throat. “Told you not to make me shove it in your mouth.”

You gripped his thighs as you try and relax your throat but Sanzu was bobbing your head like your mouth was a fuck toy, his hips moving as he jerk his dick in your mouth harshly. A bit of tears coming out of your eyes causing for Sanzu to laugh like a maniac. “Not so sly now, are you? Shit, yeah suck my cock.”

You groaned, feeling the cloth in your crotch area getting wet. Sanzu watches you with a dilated pupil, mouth slightly ajar. He loves the sight of you, helpless under his hold, tears staining your cheeks while your soft lips wrapped around his cock with a bit of saliva dripping from the side of your mouth, you suck him so devotedly like his dick is your place of worship.

Sanzu’s other hand reached for your face, outlining the trace of your tears that fell to your cheeks, widely smiling.

“So pretty with a cock in your mouth...” he reached for his phone in his pocket and pointed the camera in your face, taking a snap of your face with his cock in your mouth, you didn’t protest because you’re used to him taking a picture of you while you suck him off.

Sanzu smiles triumphantly as he looks at the photo while mumbling beautiful before throwing it on the couch.

“Your mouth is mine, hm?” he pulled your head away from his cock, giving you some air. “Answer.”

You gasp, looking up at him with your glistening eyes, “Yes. It’s yours, all of me is yours.”

“Good.” he shoves his dick back on your mouth, pace was even faster than before. Your mouth was wide, jaw was getting a bit sore but it never crossed your mind to stop Sanzu because you know yourself that you like him using you like this. Letting him own you.

Sanzu was a bright light and you're blinded by him. You’d do everything for him and not even hesitate for one bit because you know he’ll do the same.

You feel the familiar hot load shoot inside your mouth and along with that was Sanzu’s long guttural moan. “Swallow it, angel.”

...

“Haru... tired. Ah!”

Forming sentences seemed like a hard job to do when Sanzu’s railing into your throbbing, probably swollen hole for hours.

“But you’re a good whore, right? That’s not what a good little slut would say...” he rammed harder, “A good girl would just let me fuck her stupid, hm?”

You squirmed when his palm came in touch with your bum, painting the complexion red with a hint of purple. Your legs were getting wobbly, your arms were getting weak. Sanzu gripped your hips and lifted your ass again, “How am I going to fuck you if you don’t get your ass up?”

“Tired... please.” you mumbled.

Sanzu groaned and flips you over, now you’re lying on your back. He spreads your legs and enters your pussy once again and all you could do was moan and babble incoherent words while he rams his cock in your soft velvet cavern, painted with his cum from earlier. “Louder, baby. Let ‘em hear you.”

You moaned a bit loud but it wasn’t enough for him, he slaps you and holds your chin. “I said louder.”

You whimpered when you felt the sting on your face, tears once again fell from your eyes. He doesn’t know if you’re moaning or crying but either way, it turns Sanzu on. A feral grin was visible on his face as he stares at you with a wanton glint in his eyes.

“That’s good. Good whore.” he grunted, pressing his hand on your throat. “Fuck- yes. You look so pretty when you cry.”

Your breast was bouncing at his every move, getting sore because of how rough he is at ploughing you. He felt your pussy clench around his cock, body arching a bit as your hips meets his every thrust. Your whimpers were getting louder and needy.

Ah, he knows what it is.

He stopped moving and removes his cock from your hole— disappointment all over your face which pleases him, he sat beside you and pumps his own dick.

“Why... let me come. Please.” you pleaded with a raspy voice, you tried to turn to your side to look at him. “Haru... come. Let me.”

“No. You already did many times.” he answered, head thrown back as he pleasures himself. “Look how wet the sheets are.”

“Please.” your shaking hands reaches for his dick, he lets you. You moved your hand up and down his shaft slowly. “Haru, please?”

He sighs, you begging like this would make him come in an instant. “Alright, pretty. Let’s do sixty-nine, hm?”

You carefully position yourself above him, your pussy facing his face while your mouth was stuffed with his cock again.

Sanzu spreads your pussy with his fingers, not hesitating to lick your slit with the flat of his tongue. Sucking and giving your clit a gentle bite causing for you to writhe above him and whimper on his cock. He then gripped your thighs that was on the side of his head to hold you still.

You let go of his cock with a pop, exchanging it with your hand as you lean your head down for a bit, closing your eyes in pleasure. “Shit— Haru!”

He spanked your ass once again, “Fuck, don’t stop. You’re doing good, baby.”

Sanzu continues on lapping your folds, giving your clit rigorous licks every now and then when his tongue reaches it. You moaned a bit loud when he thrusted his tongue in your hole, tasting his own juices. If only you could see how proud he looks when he saw how swollen your hole is.

He removes his mouth from your cunt and gives it a gentle stroke before slapping it— entering three fingers and thrusts it in relentlessly while he bites your ass.

You don’t know why Sanzu isn’t tired when you’re having sex for hours now. You can’t think of a place where he didn’t fuck you in your apartment, every nook and cranny of this house has its own memory. His cum was all over your cunt, face, breasts, thighs— basically almost all over your body.

He could go on for hours but you aren’t complaining, you’re just tired but you won’t stop him. You’re his cum dump after all.

You felt Sanzu bit your ass a bit harder and then he came inside your mouth.

You swallowed all of his juices earning a low good girl from him while he continues on thrusting his fingers inside your pussy and not long you squirted yours on his face.

You fell on top of Sanzu earning a chuckle from him before he removed you on top of him, carrying you to the bathroom and into the bath tub.

Yeah, you are a feisty little minx but once Sanzu rails you, you’re like a helpless fuck toy who’s only purpose in life was for him to use.

He climbs into the tub with you and wraps his arms around you while giving your hickey-filled neck soft kisses, soothing your aching body with his smooches. You just throw your head back on his shoulder.

Comfortable silence fills the bathroom, you just close your eyes as you let Sanzu soap you up and take care of you. It’s your deal, if he fucks you like that he has to take care of you after and as much as he loves to go rough on you— he also loves this.

“This smells good, what is this?” you whispered but enough for him to hear.

“Essential oil.” you opened your eyes and looked at Sanzu with a disbelief look, “What? Kaku said it’ll help for sore pussy. It will appease the pain, y’know?”

“What the fuck...” you murmured and laughed afterwards. Sanzu just buried his face on your neck, probably a bit shy because of what he just told you. “Do you really talk about that to them?”

“Shut the fuck up.” he said but you just laughed at him and because your laughter was infectious, he laughed with you. And now you’re two idiots laughing your asses out while you’re soaked in the tub.

Two crazy idiots, happy and in love.

The laughter dies down and you’re both silent again. Sanzu leans his forehead on the side of your head. “Don’t leave, okay?”

Sanzu knows how he is, he knows what people— your family and friends say about him. He may be tough and a low-life dangerous asshole but when it comes to you, he folds. You’re his Achilles’ heel, his kryptonite.

If he loses you, it’ll be his downfall. He’s still sane at this point but once you are gone from him, he’ll utterly lose it.

“I won’t. I’m yours forever, Haru. I’ll never leave your side.”

...

“Do you think we still have time?” Sanzu asks you as you fix his tie.

You rolled your eyes, you’re wearing a bodycon dress that makes your breast pop out. Naturally, he would want to fuck your brains out again and you would agree to that but you’re currently about to rob a bank.

“How about you fuck me later when we finish this job? Like, fuck me on a bed full of money.” you said as you wiggle your eyebrows up and down at him.

Sanzu contemplates it for a while, “You’ll keep the dress on?”

You groaned, “Of course, I’ll keep the dress on. Now, let’s go.”

Sanzu grinned and plants a small kiss on your lips before heading out of the apartment and into the car that’s waiting for the two of you.

You were tapping your fingers on your lap; you are feeling uneasy. Of course, who wouldn’t? You’re about to commit a crime again but you’re not uneasy because of what you’re doing is wrong. It’s because with this job, you don’t know every outcome.

Every heist was like you have your other foot on the grave. You don’t know what’ll happen.

“You okay?” you heard Kakucho ask you and you gave him a simple nod. Sanzu, on the flip side, held your hand and squeezed it.

“Don’t worry, baby. It’ll be like old times, hm? You’re amazing at this.” he always assures you and that feeling goes away.

Sanzu’s there. You’re together, you’re both invincible.

After a few minutes, your crew arrived at the bank.

It was an easy job; you always succeed in getting the money not until someone fucks up.

“Fuck! Fuck!” Sanzu shouts, his fingers tightly intertwined with yours as you both run while holding two big guns casually as if you aren’t outside in a public space where people see you both. “Come on, baby! Come on!”

“Shit!” you shouted and kicked your heels, not minding the rough concrete that would probably wound your soles later on. You didn’t care because you and Sanzu were both running for your life.

“Now!”

You both stopped and turned around, guns pointing at the police cars as you fire at them non-stop until you shot their tires. The people around ran and screamed; it was all you hear. The screams and the gunshots.

You two started to run again, it was supposed to be a smooth job. It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

“Put down your weapons and get down on the ground!”

“Come on, we can do this. Come on.” you heard Sanzu say.

You can, right? You’ll succeed this. This is just one of your capriciously dangerous adventures. You can surpass this because you’re you and he’s him.

And together you’re both powerful, right?

Sanzu stopped and turned a bit, shooting one of the officers on his stomach. You both looked at each other briefly with a smile.

“Freeze!”

“Stop or we’ll shoot!”

“Stop where you are!”

“Fuckers! Why would we do that?! Stupid idiots!” you shouted and turned to take a shot at them. You heard your boyfriend snickered and pulled you to turn to a street, where a man was about to enter his car not until Sanzu points a gun on his head, surrendering his ride to the two of you.

“This is fucking crazy.” you panted as you look back, “Fuck, how are they still following us?”

Sanzu simply shrugged his shoulder and focuses on driving to get you both out of there and probably kill the one who fucked this job up afterwards, if that person isn’t dead yet, and he hopes he isn’t so he could put bullet holes in his dumb as fuck head.

That is the other thing on Sanzu’s mind but of course, the top priority was to get you out of harm’s way.

“Fuck! Shoot at them, you can do it.”

You took a deep breath before opening the windows and positioning yourself, shooting at the police cars but it was so damn hard because you were moving. You can’t exactly tell your boyfriend to stop because you’ll both be caught.

“What the fuck!” you yelled angrily as you change your clip, “Fucking assholes, can’t fucking die! Die!”

This isn’t a laughing matter but Sanzu was laughing his ass off because of your break down. “Come on, baby! Kill them.”

“Fuck you Haruchiyo, laugh and I’ll shoot your fucking head.” you told him. You heard Sanzu scoff and pointed his pistol at your head with his one hand on the wheel, eyes still focused on the road.

“Go on.”

You didn’t even flinch because this isn’t the first time that Sanzu pointed a gun on your head. You’re used to this already. You laughed and did the same, “Fuck, we’ll kill each other now?”

“Not if I kill you first.”

“Oh, come on, babe. Can you really live without me, hm?” you said as you gently caress his head with tip of your gun. All you got from him was a grunt as he settles his gun down.

You giggled; you both had the time to tease each other when you’re both on the run and there’s literally bullets firing at your car.

You’re both perfectly insane.

“Fucking shoot at them and stop playing me.”

You laughed and gave the scar on the side of his lips a small kiss, “Okay. I love you, Haru.”

He glanced at you for a bit, “Don’t die.”

You smirked before getting yourself ready to shoot at the cops again. Almost all your upper body was out of the window— guns firing at every single one who’s trying to ruin your life with your Haru, “I won’t! I’ll stay forever, remember-“

It was three- no, five shots were all it took for Sanzu to stop the car and pull you in his arms. No, because you were just teasing him seconds ago and now, you’re all bloody and getting cold.

His surroundings suddenly became silent. There were no guns firing at your direction. All that he could hear was your tattered breathing.

“No! Fuck!”

Sanzu’s hand shake as he tries to wipe off the blood that you were coughing out. He gently taps your face to keep you from closing your eyes, “Hey, baby. No, don’t sleep, hm? We’ll get you out of here...”

If the only thing that’ll keep you alive is to surrender then he would.

“Fuck, I said do not close your eyes!”

You smiled faintly, seeing tears falling from Sanzu’s eyes was new to you. You have never seen him like this and it hurts seeing him fall apart than the bullets pierced to your body.

Don’t cry.

You wanted to speak but every second was getting hard for you to breathe.

Haru, don’t cry. I hate seeing you like this.

“I love you. I love you so much. I love you so freaking much. Don’t leave, okay? Please.” he rested his forehead on yours, silently crying as he holds your hand. “Don’t leave me, baby.”

I love you, Haruchiyo.

Sanzu takes a deep breath and gently places your cold body on the seat next to him, cupping your cheeks and giving your forehead a kiss. With dark eyes, he loaded the sub-machine gun and opens the car door— knowing that there are cops waiting for him to do his next move.

If he loses you, he would lose it.

And he did.

With a big manic smile, he gets out and shoots every single one of them— showing no mercy. They killed you. The only woman who he loved the most. The only woman who holds the key to his heart.

He knows how this will end— a shot close to his heart.

He smiles as he tries to open his eye, face down as his blood was gushing out of him, looking at your angelic face through the car door. He always thought that it was ironic, you have the most angelic face but have the most diabolic personality.

And he loved all that, he loved all of you just as much as you loved all of him.

You both loved each other until your last breaths.

Forever, right?

#sanzu #sanzu angst #sanzu fic #sanzu haruchiyo #sanzu x you #sanzu x reader #sanzu smut #sanzu x y/n #tokrev #tokyo revengers sanzu #tokrev sanzu #toxrev x you #tokrev x reader #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers fic #bonten sanzu #bonten #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers imagines #tokyo revengers x you

[marvelousescapism]

okay so I saw you rb a serpent society post (and while ik it would've been a better MCU story than civil war), but I don't really know anything about it except that it actually IS a Steve Story™️ not a story with Steve in it...

can you shed some light pls? what is the serpent society storyline

oh mannnn Serpent Society haunts me. incase anyone else doesn't know what Serpent Society is/was going to be lemme give a little rundown: it was the original title for the third cap movie when it was first announced, here's proof:

and basically it was going to be about.. you know.. Captain America, because originally it was an actual Captain America movie, not just Avengers 3 or Iron Man 4, which it turned into when they decided to write Civil War instead 😒

and they'll try to tell you it was just a fake name to throw people off the scent of Civil War but THAT'S A LIE because there's a nefarious Paragraph™ out there that they started writing before they were told to write the Civil War plot instead (I can't remember whether M&M said it was Kevin Feige or Whedon who stuck his head around the door and said "what about Civil War"? but I'm pretty sure it was one of them) and we all know one of the main reasons they decided to change it to the Civil War plot was because they wanted a big Superhero Vs Superhero movie to rival DC's Batman Vs Superman because creativity is bankrupt within the mcu

and essentially Serpent Society was going to be about the Cap Quartet, hunting down Bucky, taking out Hydra, but that's all we know. and we can theorize also that it would have included the comic book team of bad guys called - you guessed it - the Serpent Society! (all the bad guys in that group have snake-themed names and the leader is a guy called King Cobra, but that's the extent of my knowledge)

she could have been the best movie in the cap trilogy. she could have given us the found family content we crave. she could have changed the course of the mcu for good. but she's gone now and i mourn her

also i’m pretty sure they were gonna give us a juicy flashback to steve’s childhood and his momma sarah but they decided instead to give that to tony when they changed it to civil war, but that's just me theorizing in my bitter little brain

#does anyone have the paragraph btw? istg i've seen it floating around but idk #anti mcu #anti cacw #serpent society #captain america #ask #into-a-ship-or-2

[joyful-soul-collector]

Asexual Avengers Icons

I made these for fun one day after @baloobird was talking to me about getting a new icon and I made her that Iron Man one! If anyone wants an icon with a different hero logo or with a different pride flag feel free to send in a request through my ask box! These were really fun to make and I’d honestly love to make more!

*Please rb if you save*

Image Descriptions below the cut:

Image 1: Captain America’s shield with asexual flag where the white and blue would be on the shield

Image 2: SHEILD logo with asexual flag in the eagle shape

Image 3: Hawkeye logo with asexual flag in the arrow shape

Image 4: Iron Man helmet outline with asexual flag behind it

Image 5: Spider-Man (Homecoming Suit) spider logo with asexual flag behind it

Image 6: Black Widow Logo with asexual flag behind it

Image 7: Thor logo (thor’s hammer) with asexual flag in the hammer

Image 8: Dr. Strange logo with asexual flag behind it

Image 9: Hulk Fist logo with asexual flag in the fist

#asexual #marvel #Avengers #marvel icons #avengers icons #captain america #SHIELD #hawkeye #Iron Man #spider-man #black widow #thor #dr. strange #hulk #tony stark #peter parker #natasha romanov #natasha romanoff #bruce banner #asexual icons #pride icons #mcu #captain america icons #SHEILD icons #hawkeye icons #iron man icons #spider-man icons #black widow icons #thor icons #Marko's Icons

[honeylavendermilktea]

mimi and musetta were in love no i am not just projecting my lesbianism onto others they were in love because

1) rodolfo and marcello were besties therefore these two would prolly spend a lot of time together. marcello and rodolfo also live together and i think mimi lived with them for awhile since she mentioned how she and rodolfo slept in the same bed many nights in act 3 when she’s telling marcello about how she’s dying (also she wouldn’t be telling him all of this unless she was close to him… which implies she was close to musetta too) and even if she didn’t live with them, she lived like right next door so you can assume she came over often to visit rodolfo , and would see musetta there often.

2) this prolly goes without saying but being gay was looked down on in those days so i’m sure mimi and musetta tried to keep their relationship under wraps (especually with musettas reputation)

3) musetta is characterized as a ”maneater“ type. she sleeps around and hangs out with men for money. she does this because she’s trying to avoid getting in a relationship with a man. she also says she hates lovers who act like husbands in act 3. girlboss says this since doesn’t want a husbanddd she doesn’t want to be tied down with a man since shes with mimi and uses her reputation as a maneater to hide her relationship

also there was this article (thanks @rayatii for showing me this!) talking about how mimi didn’t just coincidentally show up at rodolfos door , she was there to get food + fuck. she wasn’t looking for a relationship initially. but eventually, it turned into one since he was nice to her and it was a good way for her to cover up her relationship with musetta.

4) mimi left rodolfo lol. man was a horrible boyfriend. she had her scene where she broke down in front of marcello and told him about how he yelled at her and how he didn’t treat her right. but she came back to see how he was since she liked how kind he was at times, and despite his flaws she missed him. but he wasn’t her main reason for returning. she came back for musetta, and i think she pretended to get back with rodolfo so she’d have excuses to see musetta more. she says she wishes the winter would last forever but i think she meant this in a “i want to live” way, not a “i want to spend the rest of my life with rodolfo” way.

5) how did musetta know when mimi was dying, when she came into the apartment in act 4? cause she has been by her side most of the time to take care of her since her boyfriend is busy trying to write poetry and playing around at home 🤨 (also ironic how he claims mimi is his poetic muse but he doesn’t seem to want to spend time with her 😮‍💨) anyways musetta has been taking care of mimi. she sells her earrings to buy medicine for mimi even tho she’s literally aboit to die because she wants her last moments to be comfortable. and glamour and accessories are important to musetta! beauty is very important to her and obv earrings are not cheap in this time. girl is giving up a good deal of money just to ease mimis pain for a few minutes.

if i come up with more reasons i’ll rb this post and add on lol i am thinking so much about this today

#also this is obv an interpretation through a queer lense- it can be interpreted in so many ways #and i def ignored some other key details in the opera to come to this conclusion 😭 but i think it’s interesting and could work #la boheme #opera