#red said testing

[confused-wanderer]

Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.

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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs

Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them

Nightwing: Go right ahead

Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head

Nightwing: sure.

Jason:

Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.

Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-

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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening

Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?

Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!

Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*

Stephanie: Right.. party pooper

Nightwing:

Nightwing: Okay got it.

*heads out*

Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!

Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?

Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-

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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking

Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?

Nightwing: whatever you wanna do

Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this

Nightwing: *hands him knife*

Damian:

Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*

Damian: ..

Nightwing: .? Go on?

Damian *putting it away* : .. no..

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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.

#Damian thinks it’s a test #he doesn’t want to fail this #dick just said “fuck it god I’m testing you today #batfam headcanons #dick Grayson #nightwing #robin #Damian Wayne #red hood #Jason todd #Tim drake #red robin #spoiler #Stephanie brown #duke thomas #the signal #dc #dc batman #batfam

[oozeandgoo-art]

Stubbornness.

#oc #haven #i worked genuinely hard as fuck on this one #tfw you follow someone to their home to demand they speak with you face to face because you want to commit extreme violence on them #over a business dispute. and because they do not want you to do this they simply do not come outside. and you eventually make it clear you #will not be leaving until they come outside so you can discuss (read: harm them over) said business dispute. so they turn on their #sprinkler system and go to sleep. and you decide on the spot that this isn't that big a deal and if you leave now you'll lose ALL #credibility FOR EVER. so you decide to stand around and wait until they come out and . by the time the morning arrives you have #contracted Hypothermia and The Beginnings Of Pneumonia and also Did Not Maul That Guy #started this as a proof of concept test of doing an overpainting on super vivid red #expecting to spend like #maybe forty minutes on it #and then about uh.... like... at least seven hours later i was like okaayyyyy now im done #stay tuned i have two variants that didnt make the cut also #also the picture is big as fuck so i recommend straight up opening it into a different tab to look at details #not that there are that many #i painted it 80% at zoom-out scale

[skitskatdacat63]

His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever..... #suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right.... #hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :) #get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece??? #thats supposed to represent two things. #1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭) #had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it.... #lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭 #quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!! #lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!! #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

[kakyogay]

big kibby suns and their momdad spearirator (name pending I'm really bad at naming iterators even if they have a theme)

next post? maybe hunter and siggy idk depends if motivation doesn't fail me.

#rain world #scugerator swap #seven red suns #spearmaster #gave the kitty more fluff and one less pair of ears because despite finding it cool it's a bitch to draw sometimes #also they are probably also a test tube baby like original spearmaster so they were prolly never a pup but still #hella cute and tiny sun spiral because I saids so #also I know big paw doesn't really indicate size but I remember hearing it once and thought it'd be cute #tiny sun with big fluffy paw #also final thing they can't groom themself properly because either test tube baby or no mouth idk haven't really decided yet #alri I go draw other things now hope you like :3

[melonthesprigatito]

Honestly, I think it's hilarious that the Detective Pikachu movie managed to slip in a blatant reference to Dynamaxing with that entire Torterra garden scene and absolutely NOBODY noticed because the movie came out before Sword and Shield did.

First time I watched the movie, I was like "Oh, I wonder what kind of fucked up unethical experiments that lab did on those poor Torterra to make them grow so big. :(" but when I rewatched it during quarantine after I played Sword, it dawned on me that they must have pumped the Torterra full of Dynamax particles.

Like, this movie and SwSh were probably in development around the same time so I bet some writer on the Detective Pikachu team was just sitting there like "Wouldn't it be funny if we had this entire scene with a game mechanic nobody knows about yet, so when people rewatch the movie later, they'll be like "OH YOU MOTHER FUCK-"

#Pokémon #detective pikachu #pokémon sword and shield #Dynamax #Like it's literally a plot point in the post game of SwSh #Swordward and Shielbert testing their Device That Makes Pokémon Forcibly Dynamax in the stadiums #They flat out say they're pumping Dynamax particles into Zacian/Zamazenta to force them into going into a kaiju rampage #Ok so they never said kaiju rampage but the plan was to have them destroy the region #There's no red swirling clouds but I guess that could be explained away as a side effect of permanent Dynamaxing #It's my headcanon anyway #The Torterra garden scenes were filmed in Scotland so it might have been a reference to Galar

[thedreadvampy]

white americans will be like oh british food is so unseasoned and underspiced and then talk as if taco bell is extremely flavourful. this is true I've seen it happen multiple times.

#red said #and yeah i have had American taco bell. it was fine. not exactly heavily seasoned though is it. #a cheeky nandos would fold these people in half like paper. they'd be those people who think medium is a test of will #it's just that when people talk shit about British food they seem not to have noticed #that our stereotypical national eating habits have for the last 50 years involved less jellied eels and more vindaloo #and now there's a lot to critique on that front too #such as the fact that your traditionally White British Dude approaches curry less as a tasty foodstuff and more as a masculinity challenge #so like. famously British Indian takeaways tend to flatten out flavours and focus on heat when catering to British tastes #idk what The Average Brit cooks at home bc it's obviously different family to family. #fryups are a solid reliable. roasts? but i feel like mostly pasta soup and pies? i mostly do curry bc it's cheap to make it taste good.

[harbingersecho]

some short felix stuff. also price is there for a second

#red vs blue #rvb #aiden price #price #felix #*24 #mine #video #i dont think these are as good as the other one but i REALLY like the felix's eye shift thing i did so. im posting it #i dont get to draw price like ever. which is a shame cuz i love that guy. even if he was a manipulative pos ''counsellor'' who ruined live #so was hannibal!! at least price doesnt eat ppl you know. he just lets them be taken over by an ai and abuses his position to test his #''patients''. free my mans! also im putting quotes on all that bc (i think ive said this before) its a genuine fucking miracle if he has a #license. like post-pfl it def got revoked but UNSC's vetting process or the state of the intragalactic psych licensing sucks ass. idk which #it is! or if its a third options where price just didnt have a license/it got revoked way before pfl and there's just a small disclaimer of #''this is not medical advice im not a licensed professional'' hidden in his resume that no one ever read theyre just. yeah hes got a phd! #idk enough abt halo lore to know which one it is but considering the spartan program i wouldnt be surprised if their ethics board is just a #money-laundering front or smth. if they even HAVE one. ok im rambling i'll stop

[satansfavoritestripper]

🏴‍☠️

#just emailed my bosses to go F themselves letss gGGOOOOOO #not really but my sup. send a message this moring with italics and red font 🙄 #vaguing about how my 'team' needs to be present for specific hours regardless of appts #🤔 but all the other campuses are free to leave when no appts 🤔 #and i get no raise for this mandatory change becuz 'its in my contract' #uhhhh not the one i signed ho if the one you updated 10 times since then says that not my issue #i said 'k my new hours are 8-3 effective immediately 💘' #they took all day to send me the 'youre not allowed to work from home' email so lets see how long this response takes #my reply was fired off less than 15 mins later 🫡 test me #vent post #sfs

[girlwiththegreenhat]

Morbid fun fact! When a person dies, they frequently have money in their pockets that's ofc returned to their families with the rest of their personal effects. When copper pennies (1983 and before, I believe) are exposed to the decomposition process for an extended period of time they take on a red hue, and if wiped with a wet paper towel, it will also come away a rust color.

And these families don't tend to keep that money, so... it ends up back in circulation.

Some day I aim to find a corpse penny.

#liz blogs #morbid #source: my dad used to work with dead bodies and does this lol #truly money is filthy. sadly there is no way to test the other coins #modern money ''turns to mush'' as my dad said. thanks #so anyway if you find a red penny and it Does The Thing then wash that bitch. and your hands #thinking about this because i thought i found one at my grandma's house but naw #other things can cause a penny to turn red but only a corpse penny will Wipe red

[yeastpanini]

Soooo uh. Guess who's back Rambling!

And Today I'm offering an illustration about the character Red Summer, from Asimov's "Lucky Starr and the Moons of Jupiter"! This started as a joke between me and my sister after I showed her this color Palette and it stopped being a Joke the more and More I worked on it. It was a really fun time, especially working with the shadows using the levels on Multiply

#asimov #panini does stuff #lucky starr series #I don't think I'mma tag Red Summer himself cause there's barely people talking about this book series so #To the three people who read it: I hope you are having a very pleasant day #color palette #Also this was really fun cause when I was first working on the preparatory sketch on paper some of my classmates came near me and said #“Me after this Test”

[katmaatui]

When John got reduced down to just the ex-military person over hal, you know we've really lost the plot

#reading a ron marz interview and he said hal was the fearless test pilot guy was a jackass and john was the ex military guy #ughhhhh hal should be ex military and john the architect it makes so much more sense #Red Reads

[danthropologie]

my theory that checo is gonna retire at the end of the year is looking less and less far fetched...

#UM?????? #that interview during testing where he said this year is gonna be a critical year in terms of figuring out his place in the sport........ #that interview just a few weeks ago where he said he's got a family at home that he misses #so if he didn't believe he could win he wouldn't be here........ #daniel's confidence and certainty........................... #lmao bye 🕳️🤸‍♀️ #checo #red bull redux #answered #anonymous

[skitskatdacat63]

2012 February Jerez Testing(via Motorsport)

#more pics from testing since i was going insane over downloading them #seriously why is he so beautiful im AAAAHHHHHH #id usually caption but i rly dont have much to say aside from incoherent rambling pls bear with me #(i think ive said this before but jfc i rly wish i could steal the rbr kit from back then) #2012 february jerez testing #sebastian vettel #f1 #formula 1 #sv5 #formula one #red bull seb #we do a little bit of f1 #maybe i like all these feb testing pics cause its my birthday month...

[poppypirate]

it's crush on alex and giggle time

im fucking blushing

#i have a fucking test tomorrow #and my brain's said nope #alex claremont diaz #rwarb #rwrb #the pirate pops #Instagram #red white and royal blue

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Oo interesting do they out them in a little bunker so they all came 'Live' in a sense? Because that completely puts my What if in a whole interesting (and hopefully many comical shenanigans)

Yeah, I suppose you could say that! Both RED and BLU alike have about 5 or 6 massive underground bunkers/factories scattered across the globe entirely dedicated to creating these clones. Obviously, they're secret. I'm very unoriginal, so I just made the clone test tube babies, because I don't really know any other way clones could be made?? These big underground facilities are scientist safe havens! Just imagine: biology teacher by day, and evil clone scientist by night where you can practically do whatever experiments you want. You're living the dream of every mad scientist out there!

#they probably have more stuff going on there too #like idk- sector 3 would have a bunch of labs testing out weapons for the clones #oh and fun fact!- idk if I already said this in a previous post but the clones don't have Respawn. Instead they have to rely on the Medigun #BUT there's a catch >:) #the Medigun fluid formula provided by the company to each clone team's medic isn't the REAL formula #it's a ripoff- a cheap copy- LITERALLY. The formula the clones got is literally cheaper to make with cheaper ingredients or smth #AND while they practically have the same properties of healing- the cheap copy is slightly less affective- and also flammable! #Unlike the one the OG blu and red team has :) #so that leads to some problems lmao #anyways #asks #job switcheroo #job switcheroo au #tf2 #tf2 au #silly chatters

[thedreadvampy]

how I announce a positive COVID test to my household:

#red said #HEY FRIENDS BAD NEWS. it's a COVID!!!! #over the last 2 years the chat has been named #plague house #unplague house #replague house #un-replague house #re-replague house #un-re-replague house #and now this #that's Aimee's COVID then me and Sam then Aimee again now me again #we name it unplague celebratorily whenever we're done quarantining #this may seem like a lot of cases of COVID but in fairness #a) 3 of them occurred during the period where Aimee was working at the test centre. although i don't think that's what caused me and Sam's #cause my colleague in the borders went down the same time as me a few days after we met up down there #so i think we both got it at that cafe #and also b) 2 of them happened after people largely stopped testing regularly so all I'm saying is. #i don't think we've had it more than most but i do think between the 3 of us we've stayed pretty good at testing #and we keep track in the chat cause we quarantine separately and thus far have never dealt with a situation where all of us have COVID