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moonyspride · 7 months
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regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
remus: you sleep with a teddybear.
regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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adharastarlight · 1 year
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remus: i just did something really stupid
reg: oh no, what was it?
sirius walks in with hickies all over his neck
reg: ohhhkay, who was it?
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avee09 · 7 months
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I want cuddly moonwater friendship. For Regulus is so “you touch me you die” and Remus is so “Ew your hands have a weird no-no touchy texture” but Regulus will randomly walk into the common room after getting a letter or after the moon or when he has period cramps and just flops down onto Remus and just snuggles in real close. And Remus whispers yes or no questions that no one can hear because he knows he doesn't want to talk but needs to know he's ok.
It started when after the moon a small black cat came and snuggled into remus’ chest and Remus fell asleep like that and then woke up with his crush’s brother holding his waist, but it's so comforting
Everyone is shocked when Regulus randomly walks into the gryff common room looking on the verge of tears. And even more so when Remus, who likes exactly zero touch, immediately opens his arms and closes his book.
James and Sirius eventually get to the point of being contact-safe for them and then it's sorta a cuddle party after the moons because it takes a toll on all 4 of them
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rayssion · 8 months
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Sirius: what did I do wrong? What are these 'anger issues' you're speaking of?
Remus: a child playfully pushed you and you yelled 'I'll murder you and drink your blood'.
Sirius: it wasn't a child, it was Regulus! And he was trying to push me off a bloody mountain!
Regulus: I was just playing.
Remus: see? He was just playing.
Sirius: you're an enabler.
Remus: no I'm not.
Regulus: hey, can I have your lighter? I want to burn some stuff.
Remus: yeah sure, here.
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tswift-padfoot · 8 months
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pandora: i know something you don’t know!
regulus: tell me this second!
pandora: has remus perhaps mislaid a glove?
regulus: *thinking* sirius has it!
pandora: yup!
regulus: how do you know?!
pandora: i saw it!
regulus: where?
pandora: in his pocket!
regulus: all this time?
pandora: yes, isn’t it romantic?
regulus: no it’s horrid!
pandora: i thought you’d be pleased
regulus: at the idea of someone coming to take remus away? no thank you
pandora: awh, you’ll feel better when someone comes to take you away
regulus: id like to see anyone try it!
pandora: i would like to see someone try it as well *glancing at james*
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jamespotterbbg · 1 month
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the tortured poets department is for the remus and regulus kinnies. for the lost, and the broken, and the waiting to be found. for the ones who hide their feelings for years until they all come spiraling apart in a mess of sob broken screams.
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malfack · 2 months
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james: *walks into the room after talking to sirius*
regulus: *raising an eyebrow in question* told?
james: *excited* what?
regulus: u told him? sirius.
james: *pale* ah - yeah - I mean, yeah, sure.
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15 minutes ago.
james: buddy, there's something important I want to tell you.
sirius: oh, hope it's smth good. although, any news is good news, as long as it doesn't involve my family.
james:
sirius: so - what’s it?
james: oh - u know, it can wait. it's nothing much - i - i should go now.
james: *quickly leaves the room*
sirius: what the hell was that?
remus, who knows about james and baby black’s relationship from regulus himself: *sighs* have no idea.
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james: *nervously running his eyes around the room*
regulus: james -
james: hmm?
regulus: james.
james:
james: *helplessly covering face with his own hands* i’m so sorry.
regulus: *softly* next time let me do it by myself.
james: *nods and pulls reggie into a tight hug*
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not-rab · 1 year
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Kidnapper: *on the phone* we have your best friend
Remus: you have Regulus? Regulus Black?
Kidnapper: yes
Remus: oosh. Let me know how that works out for you
Remus: *hangs up*
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crimsonlovebartylus · 2 months
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bartylus and wolfstar groupchat:
barty: can somebody sneak out at 2am with me this week?
regulus: i would love too but your bed 2 comfortable
remus: no
sirius: me! me! me! i will
regulus: oh pls don't get arrested again
remus: lord not this again
barty: this is why your my favorite black
regulus: HEY?
sirius: suck it reg
barty: jk, but please sneak out with me
remus: just dont call me daddy again when you call me from the police station.
sirius: but daaaadddy
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yourgalgremlin · 4 months
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🫙Mmm, Tasty! Moonwater BFF Bonding
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P. S. This is Keith Morrison from Dateline! I love him lol his aura just exudes “sassy bitch.” He’s a national treasure.
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marinlupin · 11 days
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me realizing just how much i post in my free time about these silly marauders characters even though some of them would hate me for calling them silly (*cough *cough im looking at YOU regulus and remus) and i probably annoy you guys but im going to continue like i never posted this and completely oblivious okay carry on
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moonyspride · 6 months
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sirius: fuck me if i’m wrong but i’m an only child.
remus:
sirius:
remus:
sirius: so?
remus: i’m so done with you.
regulus: you couldn’t have just asked to shag him before erasing my existence?
sirius: sorry? who are you?
james: my boyfriend
sirius: HE’S WHAT
remus and regulus: *leave*
*distant screaming coming from the gryffindor common room*
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adharastarlight · 2 years
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James, gazing at Reg who's studying with Rem: merlin, he's gorgeous
Sirius: what!?
James, panicking: u-uh Remus. Remus is gorgeous.
Sirius: WHAT!?
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h0esbetrippin · 21 days
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R.I.P Regulus Black, you would have single handedly solved the fnaf lore.
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anonymouse5 · 3 months
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muggle au regulus sends remus embarrassing videos of sirius
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cazzythefrogking · 7 months
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marauders incorrect quotes pt 120
Regulus: Remus, why are you crying? Remus: This book is so sad!! Regulus, picking it up: But this is my diary-
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